-- PRE-RECORDED OWF-NETWORK PROMO--
The scene opens up, in the Joe Lewis Arena. We see ASW banners all around, from Sunday Slaughter. The camera crew is getting eyed down, as they find Jesse Williams's locker room, the camera crew rushes into the locker room, to find Jesse, sitting, as if waiting their arrival
Williams - SMOKIE! How ya been my man?
We see Smokie Greene walk into the camera view
Smokie - Jdubz! Good to see you. I was sent here by DK- i'd never come on my own.
They both laugh
Williams - Alright, what's up?
Smokie - Just, can we have some predictions from you for tonight's OWF Pay Per View?
Williams - Sure, but you gotta help me with the matches.
Smokie - Oh that's no problem. You ready?
Williams - Sure am.
Smokie - Okay, first match of the night, OWF Tag Team Titles, GangWars match. Featuring Jack Destiny, Both Members of ASR, Gavin Payne, Angel of Death, Both Members of NUTS, and Jasper Rage.
Williams - Who is in this match? A bunch of nobody's that's who. I'll go for ASR, because it's the least smelling of the 8 different types of shits in the ring.
Smokie - Moving on, Prissy Vs. Kico Kaine for the OWF PDA Title!
Williams - If Prissy is still in the shape I left her on Wednesday, then Kico easily. If not, Prissy will be PMSing and will win.
Smokie - Now, the grudge match of the night. Bryan Tann, against Hawk Hendricks. No DQ.
Williams - Hawk sucks. Tann sucks. Hopefully both kill each other. If not, Tann will win. Hendricks doesn't have a talented bone in his body.
Smokie - Continuing on, Meca Blight versus Seth Anderson for the Network title.
Williams - Both of these competitors, should be wrestling for this belt. It's fitting. With that said, Anderson will wipe the mat clean with him.
Smokie - Now, in what people will be saying is the match of the-
Williams - Nobody will call it the match of the night, because my match will be...
Smokie - Right, okay..MVW King of the Mountain match, with Piter Svoboda, Amaru, Starker, Mike Van Pelt, Dub, Caged Freedom, Martin, and Dom Fan..
Williams - Who knows...who cares...MVW sucks, fuck those leetches.
Smokie - And of course, the last match of the night, for the OWF World Title...Jesse Williams Vs. Greg Jackson, in a ladder match..
Williams - I will be walking out of that arena tonight, with the OWF World Title. I don't care that I have been double booked on the biggest night of my career- I will pull through. Just you wait. Now Smokie, I need to continue to get ready. Please show yourself out.
Smokie and Crew feel rushed out of the locker room, the get out into the hall and close the door, quickly heading for the exit..