{Stuart Scott} Now ladies and gentlemen, we take you live to Sacramento California for the next 2 hours for the world premier of the newest edition to the wrestling world Ruthless Championship Wrestling.

(The screen flashes and takes you deep into the heart of California. Sacramento in the Arco Arena. The camera pans around the executive office showing a long oak desk in the center of the room surrounded by the entire RCW staff. At the end of the desk sits one Darrel Seagram the founder, CEO, and Co-Owner of Ruthless Championship Wrestling. He is dressed nicly in a black suit and a tie that fits snugly to hit neck. He flips through a stack of papers then leans back in the chair, throwing down his reading glasses. He folds his hands on his stomach and listens as Talent Agent Adam Chavez discusses the most recent RCW topic.)

{Adam Chavez} And currently we have Eddie Woods under contract for 12 months, but I have been informed that this contract is being reviewed for errors due to a faulty section concerning the annual payment and monthly wadges. I approached Mr. Woods about the problem on June 27th, the day after it was signed and he was not at all happy about it. He went on by saying...

(Owner Darrel Seagram takes a long breath as he cuts Chavez off in mid sentence.)

{Darrel Seagram} Hold on a second. Can someone please tell me.. Who the hell this Eddie Woods guy is? Anyone!?

{Derek Seagram} Why brother.. Dont you know?

(The camera sharply turns to behind Darrel. There stands his younger brother, the other CEO of RCW, Derek Seagram. Derek is leaning on the wall next to the door with his arms crossed. He shakes his head in disbelief as he speaks.)

{Derek Seagram} Don't you know.. Eddie Woods is... the next "Big Thing"!

(The words echo softly off in the distance. The screen imidenantly turns to the RCW Reload! logo. The logo spins on screen as it draws closer and closer until it covers the screen then explodes! Your taken into the Arco Arena in Sacramento California where the stands are full and every seat in the house is taken up. Thousands of fans fill the jam packed arena as they sit in anticipation for the biggest thing to hit professional wrestling since Andre The Giant. Ruthless Championship Wrestling kicks off its first hour with a bang.. Fireworks shoot deep into the depths of the arena in each small space and even over the rafters! The lights and fire dim for a moment as a strobe light flashes throughout the arena giving it a spooky appeal. Out of no where a large banner with the RCW logo drops from the rafters hovering over the ring. In the background you here the first voice of the night, the lovely Renae Baker.)

{Renae Baker} Ladies and gentlemen!!...... Please welcome the owners of Ruthless Championship Wrestling..... Darrel and Derek Seagram!!!

(The crowd grows silent and the speakers crackle a bit theres a long pause then their theme begins to play.)

{PA System} .....I got permission to putcho momma in a hhhheadlock!..

(White lights flash around the arena over all of the RCW logos. 4 lights are shined directly in the center of the ring from above giving the ring a bright glow. "Block Lockdown" by Ludacris plays over the PA system and the fans stand and applaud while owners Darrel and Derek Seagram make they're way down to the ring. Darrel is dressed as the more professional appeal with his black suit and tie that is properly pressed, while Derek, the younger of the two brothers is dressed more casual in khaki pants with a white shirt covered by a dress shirt. Darrel climbs onto the ring aprion and steps through the ropes and Derek is right behind him. Both brothers stand right below the RCW logo directly in the spotlight. Darrel brings the mic close to his lips and looks over the crowd. He and his brother nod in approval as Darrel hesitates a moment to wait for the applause to die down. As the crowd grows quiet he speaks to the public for the first time.)

{Darrel Seagram} Hello ladies and gentlemen.. and WELCOME to Ruthless Championship Wrestling's RELOAD!

(The crowd screams and gives an ovation.. Darrel again waits for the noise to quiet and continues.)

{Darrel Seagram} I'm proud to stand in this very ring.. In the newest, hottest thing to ever hit professional wrestling! The same thing... That took months planning! Hours and hours of endless planning! But it all has paid off. To say that I'm excited to stand here in front of you all is highly under-rated! I revoice when I think of all this federation has already accomplished in such short time. The coverage, the staff, and most of all... The RCW superstars!

(Darrel lowers the mic for a moment as the fans let out screams of excitement. Derek smiles and turns to each section of the crowd looking over their expressions.)

{Darrel Seagram} Now lets get down to buisness. My brother and I would like to give a run down of the federation so you know who is who here. Some of these people you may know, and some of them you won't! So without further or do, take it away little brother....

{Derek Seagram} Thank you Darrel, and hello Sacramento..

(The Crowd goes for the cheap pop.)

{Derek Seagram} Now, without further ordue from the months and months of RCW layout plans, it is now time for you to get to know what we've done. So first things first, the announce team, lead by the our play by play specialist, Rondell Rush. Ron come on out..

{PA System} Awnaw, hellnaw, man ya'll done up and done it..

(Awnaw by Nappy Roots plays as Rondell Rush trots down the aisle with a big smile on his face as he slaps hands with some of the fans leaning over the guard rail. He goes over to the announce table and takes a seat at ringside.)

{Derek Seagram} Announcer number two, straight out of Mexico City U., Pepe Guerrero!

{Darrel Seagram} No no no... it's Sanchez.

{Derek Seagram} Pepe Sanchez!

(Macarana plays over the speakers as Pepe Sanchez does a full sprint down to ringside and takes his seat next to Rondell.)

{Derek Seagram} And anchoring our broadcast team, wrestling's own living legend.. "The Brawler", BOB BOOOOZERRR!

{PA System} Oh won't you give me 3 steps, give me 3 steps mister, 3 steps towards the door...

(3 Steps by Lenard Skynard comes on as Bob Boozer walks out slowly onto the ramp, with his cigar in his mouth. He waives to the fans chanting his name as he takes a seat at the announce table.)

{Derek Seagram} Also with us is the time keeper, Allen Nicks.

(Nicks stands up from his seat at ringside and waives to the fans.)

{Derek Seagram} Renae Baker, who you already heard from is our PA Announcer. Then the big shots behind scenes with Darrel and I are, Commissioner James Odelo, Talent Agent Adam Chavez, and Vice President of Operations, Dale Owens. But the men and women who are going to be doing most the entertainment around here, are our wrestlers. Some of them you may recognize, like Jesse Williams, Meca Blight, Tarheel, JT Steel, and Eddie Woods. Others you may not, like Mike Van Pelt, Disturbed, and Shorty Smalls. But we promise you, that these men and women, like Asuka, Kandi, Jade, and Lizz, will give you hundred percent, night in, and night out. We'd just like to thank all of you for coming out and sharing this opening night event for Ruthless Championship Wrestling.

(Just as Derek finshes his statement you hear a mocking voice, over the loudspeakers..)

{Voice} We'd just like to thank all of you for coming out and sharing this opening night event for Ruthless Championship Wrestling....

(A voice comes over the speakers an a flash comes onto the screen. All of a sudden, a picture of Vinny Vegas and Bryan Tann comes onto the Jumbo-Tron to a huge chorus of boos. Both men are sitting in an office somewhere, and judging by the name of the nameplate on the desk, it's the Seagram's office. Tann is sitting in the big leather chair with his feet up on the desk and Vegas is sitting in the guest chair with his feet up as well. The look on the Seagram's face is priceless. They looked surprised, but pissed. Vegas sits there facing the camera, smling cockily from ear to ear and chewing gum obnoxiously at the same time. Both men are wearing shirts that read BMF on the front.)

{Vegas} Hey Bobsy Twins, do you really think anyone gives a f*ck about who rings the goddamn bell at ringside?

{Darrel Seagram} HEY! THIS IS A TELEVISED SHOW AND YOUR NOT SCHEDULED TO BE HERE!

{Vegas} Cry me a river...get used to seeing us coming out of nowhere, because when you disrespect the both of us by not only not mentioning us, but not even signing us to matches on the very first card, there's bound to be a problem. What do you think Bry?

{Tann} Honestly Vin, I don't know what to think. I mean, you look over at the RCW website and there in big bold letter is BMF signs with RCW and we come here tonight, ready to kick ass and we don't even get signed to a match...very interesting...

{Vegas} Interesting indeed. So let me tell you how it's going to be boys...

{Derek Seagram} NO! We're going to let YOU boys know how it's going to be. You mess up once...JUST ONCE...

{Tann} Hey f*ckface...did we say you could talk?

(The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos. Obviously they do not appreciate the BMF's comments. Vegas laughs and throws his head back in the chair.)

{Darrel Seagram} For god sakes, there's kids in the audience!

{Vegas} Well maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE you decided to leave us off the card. So this is what's going to happen. You guys seem to have a pretty nice office here. It would be a damn shame if somebody...say two men...were to trash it for you...

{Derek Seagram} You wouldn't dare...

(Vegas leans in and looks into the camera, his eyes wide and the smile gone.)

{Vegas} Oh don't test me man...you really don't want to see my ugly side...you REALLY don't...like I was saying, if you don't want your office trashed, then your going to find us a couple of bitches to slap around tonight, and I ain't talking about the ones with hooters, ya hear?

{Darrel Seagram} Not on your life...

{Tann} Do these guys actually take turns talking?

{Vegas} I don't know Bry...but I don't think that they think we're serious.

{Tann} Oh really?

(Tann takes his feet off the desk and walk over to a glass cabinet. He's just about to punch it with his bare fist...)

{Darrel Seagram} ALRIGHT WAIT!

{Vegas} Yeeeeeeeeees?

{Darrel Seagram} We'll find you guys an opponent...

{Vegas} Tonight?

{Darrel Seagram} Tonight.

{Vegas} Right now...

{Darrel Seagram} ....right now....

{Vegas} Now see, this is how we compromise. But I ask you gentlemen, who is actually dumb enough to step into the ring with the Bad Mutha F*kas?

{PA System} - I'mmmm aaa Baddddd Mannnn!

(The crowd goes silent as Bad Man hits over the speakers. Suddenly Big Mad Man with his RCW chair and Shorty Smalls appear on the rampway. The crowd's going nuts as Vegas and Tann look blankly at the camera.)

{Vegas} Ha ha...good one guys. Now where are our real opponents?

{Derek Seagram} Real!? You want Real!? Well how about a reality check for the both of you! Neither of you are what you use to be, in fact.. I think your washe......

(Darrel quickly interupts his brother before he finshes his statement.)

{Darrel Seagram} Now wait a minute...you guys wanted opponents, and these two have taken you up on the challenge... Are you scared?

{Tann} Are you joking? I've seen bigger pieces of corn in my sh*t than that guy.

{Derek Seagram} I think you guys are afraid to take them on.

(The crowd laughs as Vegas and Tann whisper a few things to one another.)

{Derek Seagram} So what's it gonna be boys?

{Vegas} You feel confident with these two?

{Derek Seagram} Your god damn right!

{Vegas} Well then I suppose you'll have no problem putting the RCW Tag Team titles on the line!

(The crowd starts cheering as Derek takes a step back. He and Darrell discuss something as Tann whistles the Jeopardy theme. Finally, Darrel turns to the jumbo-tron.)

{Darrel Seagram} Well seeing as how this is RCW and anything is bound to happen, and seeing as how this is our first show, we're going to let the fans decide. Who wants to see the Mad Men become the RCW Tag Team Champions?

(The crowd erupts in a huge cheer. The Man Men smile confidently.)

{Darrel Seagram} The fans want it....the fans are going to get it. Right here, TONIGHT in our Main Event, it'll be you two has beens against the Mad Men for the RCW Tag team Titles and let me tell you boys something...be prepared to leave here embarrased because the only way either of you are going to get your hands on any titles is to pry it from our cold, dead hands.

(Tann smiles.)

{Tann} Be careful what you wish for...

(Both men smile, and the picture turns to snow as "Want" by Disturbed plays in the background.)

{Rush} What an announcement! The BMF vs. The Mad Men right here tonight and the belts are on the line!

{Pepe} De's show sure has started off with a bang!

{Boozer} Where?!

{Rush} Where what Bob?

{Boozer} Wheres the banging? I wanna be there!

{Rush} Mannnn... Welcome Reload fans I'm Rondell Rush, RCW's only color commentator!

{Boozer} Colored? Your black! Black isn't a color!

{Rush} Watch it Boozer, don't make me have to kick your ass in public!

{Boozer} You couldn't whip my piss with a blender!

{Pepe} If it was plugged in he could ya know?

{Boozer} Alright Pee Pee listen up! Your job is to sit here at this table, as far away from me as possible and don't say a word.. Not even the slightest noise!

{Pepe} Wel....

{Boozer} AHHHHH! Shut up!

{Rush} For those of you playas out there that just turned on the tv, I'd like to go over what happened just moments ago here on Reload!

{Vegas} Now see, this is how we compromise. But I ask you gentlemen, who is actually dumb enough to step into the ring with the Bad Mutha F*kas?

{PA System} - I'mmmm aaa Baddddd Mannnn!

(The crowd goes silent as Bad Man hits over the speakers. Suddenly Big Mad Man with his RCW chair and Shorty Smalls appear on the rampway. The crowd's going nuts as Vegas and Tann look blankly at the camera.)

{Vegas} Ha ha...good one guys. Now where are our real opponents?

{Derek Seagram} Real!? You want Real!? Well how about a reality check for the both of you! Neither of you are what you use to be, in fact.. I think your washe......

(Darrel quickly interupts his brother before he finshes his statement.)

{Darrel Seagram} Now wait a minute...you guys wanted opponents, and these two have taken you up on the challenge... Are you scared?

{Tann} Are you joking? I've seen bigger pieces of corn in my sh*t than that guy.

{Derek Seagram} I think you guys are afraid to take them on.

(The crowd laughs as Vegas and Tann whisper a few things to one another.)

{Derek Seagram} So what's it gonna be boys?

{Vegas} You feel confident with these two?

{Derek Seagram} Your god damn right!

{Vegas} Well then I suppose you'll have no problem putting the RCW Tag Team titles on the line!

(The crowd starts cheering as Derek takes a step back. He and Darrell discuss something as Tann whistles the Jeopardy theme. Finally, Darrel turns to the jumbo-tron.)

{Darrel Seagram} Well seeing as how this is RCW and anything is bound to happen, and seeing as how this is our first show, we're going to let the fans decide. Who wants to see the Mad Men become the RCW Tag Team Champions?

(The crowd erupts in a huge cheer. The Man Men smile confidently.)

{Darrel Seagram} The fans want it....the fans are going to get it. Right here, TONIGHT in our Main Event, it'll be you two has beens against the Mad Men for the RCW Tag team Titles and let me tell you boys something...be prepared to leave here embarrased because the only way either of you are going to get your hands on any titles is to pry it from our cold, dead hands.

{Rush} So yo now we have a new main event for the night.. BMF Vs. Mad Men!

{Boozer} But we still have plenty of time to get to that. Lets go to the first match of the night!

Big Mad Man	Vs	Mike Van Pelt

{Renae Baker} The following RCW match is a first round Road for the Gold Tournament match! It is no disqualification and only one man will advance! Introducing first, from Detriot Michigan.. Weighing 304 lbs.. Big.. Mad.. Man!

PA System - I'mmmmaaa Baddddd Mannnn!..

(The crowd goes silent as Bad Man hits over the speakers. Big Mad Man steps out onto the ramp and raises both of his beasty arms in the air and the crowd cheers. He stops and turns around then runs backstage and is out of sight for several seconds. He then steps back out with a chair in his hand. THe chair has "RCW" spraypainted on its top. He throws the chair in the ring then climbs in. He unfolds the chair and takes a seat while he waits for the bell to ring.)

{Renae Baker} His oppenent... From Hollywood California.. Weighing 230 lbs.. The 'MVP' himself.. Mike.. Van.. Pelt!!

PA System - M...V...P.... Here comes the BOOM!!

("Boom" by POD plays as an explosion goes off with the words.  MVP walks out onto the ramp, taking in all the boos of the fans.  He struts down the aisle, and climbs up onto the apron and faces the crowd outside the ropes as he points to himself with a cocky smirk.  He then jumps over the top rope and into the ring and the music begins to cut.)

MVP and Mad Man lock up in the middle of the ring and BMM gets the upper hand, and gets MVP in a dragon sleeper hold. MVP then counters by walking up the turnbuckles and flipping head over heels as BMM releases the hold, and MVP nails him with a spinning heel kick. BMM falls into the corner, and MVP puts a foot to his neck, choking him out. MVP then lifts BMM up to his feet, and whips him across the ring into the other turnbuckle, and then charges at him for a shoulder thrust, but BMM moves out of the way and MVP goes charging into the unforgiving steel post shoulder first. MVP falls backwards in pain as BMM goes for a quick cover, 1...2... and MVP kicks out!

{Rush} Daaayum, that was close for "MVP."

{Boozer} Na, this Big Mad Man hasn't stood a chance since the opening bell.

BMM stays on MVP and begins laying the fists into MVP's face. MVP finally gets his feet underneath BMM, and launches him into the air and off him across the ring. MVP quickly gets to his feet, and hits a lion sault off the ropes, connecting in on BMM. MVP then lifts BMM back to his feet, and nails a lightning quick DDT. MVP stands back up and begins laying in the boots to the back of BMM's head. MVP lifts BMM back up, and is hit with a fist from BMM to the midsection. BMM then closelines MVP out of the ring. BMM rolls out of the ring after MVP, and is met by a bigtime drop kick from MVP! MVP then throws BMM into the steel post face first. MVP goes at BMM, but BMM is able to whip MVP away and straight into the steel stairs. BMM then leans over the guard rail and tries to gain some composure, as MVP tries to regain his footing. MVP gets to his feet, and grabs the steel chairs in which he was thrown into, and waits for BMM to look, then MVP throws the stairs to BMM and BMM catches them and goes to hit MVP with them, but MVP nails a Superkick on the stairs, sending them straight into BMM's face knocking him out!

{Rush} Very impressive thinking there by MVP.

{Pepe} I was once...

{Boozer} An illegal immigrant? We know.

MVP grabs BMM and tosses him back in the ring, where MVP climbs to the top turnbuckle.

{Rush} Could this be the Highlight Reel?

MVP leaps off across the ring at BMM nailing the Highlight Reel! MVP covers, 1...2...3!

{Renae Baker} Your winner, and advancer "the MVP" Mike Van Pelt!!

{Boozer} What a debut showing for Van Pelt.

{Rush} I'd suppose so yo.

{Pepe} He.. he, he an idiot.

{Rush} Maan, whatchu be talking about?

{Boozer} Who cares? Let's just get back to the ring.

Frankie Evinrude	Vs	Tarheel

{Renae Baker} The following RCW match is a first round Road for the Gold Tournament match! It is no disqualification and only one man will advance! Introducing first, from Beverly Hills, California, weighing in at 181 pounds, FRANKIE EVINRUDE!

PA System - I've been crawlin in the dark... Looking for the answers!!

(Crawling in the Dark by Hoobstank sounds off over the PA system. Asorted flashing lights fill the arena as Frankie Evinrude steps out of the enterance way and into the open. He looks upon the fans then runs down to the ring.)

{Renae Baker} And his opponent, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 266 pounds, TARHEEL!!

(The lights slowly dim and fog raises from the pits of the arena. A single blue spotlight dimly shines over the enterance way reflecting the mositure from the steel.)

PA System - I'mmmmmmm... Tearing Awayyy... Pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay... BRRRRREEEAKKK!

(The crowd grow eager in anticipation as 'The Icon of Intensity' Tarheel slowly trudges out onto the ramp. He shakes his head and lightly slaps himself in the face as he suddenly darks down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. He leaps to his feet and roars out to the crowd in a burst of highly proportional growling. He swings his arms back and forth then leans against the corner post to brace himself up.)

Frankie Evinrude dances around the ring for a moment swinging his fists in front of him. He turns to look over the crowd and points into the top row of the audience. Just as he turns around hes met with a big suprise...

{Boozer} SPEAR!! HA HA That was great!

{Rush} Wow! Tarheel really let Frankie have it that time.

{Pepe} He reeeeeally knows hieees wrestling amigo.

Tarheel leaps to his feet and the crowd erupts. Frankie Evinrude lays on the mat for a moment, rolling while he holds his stomach.

{Rush} Evinrude is still feeling the effects of that tenacious move!

{Boozer} Lets sit you in the ring with that monster and see how you fare Rondel!

{Pepe} I wouldn't wa.......

{Boozer} Hey shut up spic! Nobody asked you. Why don't you go back to Mexico and eat some beans!?

{Pepe} You can't tell me what to do amigo!

{Boozer} Acctually I can tell you what to do apego. If we wanted your opinion we'd ask what kind of beans we should use in our burrito Paco.

{Rush} Its Pepe..

{Boozer} Whatever!

Tarheel pulls Frankie Evinrude up and grabs him with both hands around the throat, he tosses Evinrude across the ring into the turnbuckle then gives Evinrude a shoulder to the stomach. He grabs Evinrudes head and punches him on the forehead, Tarheel then whips Evinrude into the ropes and slams him into the mat with a powerslam! Tarheel lifts him up again and sets him on his shoulders. Random Access Movement!

{Boozer} RAM! God that was a fast match!

Tarheel puts Evinrude to the mat with authority! Tarheel covers him 1...2...3!

{Renae Baker} Your winner, and advancer... TARHEEL!!

{Rush} Tarheel moves on in the Road for the Gold tournament.

{Boozer} The man is psychotic! I would have to say he's my favorite to win it all.

{Rush} But you haven't even seen all the competitors yet.

{Boozer} Who gives a damn?

{Pepe} Not me esse.

{Boozer} Damn straight amiga.

{Pepe} AMIGA? Don't you be dissin' me esse! I go loco on you homez!

{Boozer} ....

{Rush} Ya.. right.

(The lights go out and a silver spotlight hits the entrance way. A dong is heard…followed by the words “uh oh”…another dong, this time two…”what have you done now?”…another two dongs this time harder…”told y’all niggas”…annother two dongs just as hard…”just don’t listen”…three dongs…”why must you be hard headed?”…four dongs…followed by a growl…”tried to explain”…one dong…”but you didn’t hear me though”…the music now begins to pick up and really gets going after a few dongs followed by a growl and then through the curtains comes JT Steel walking straight to the top of the ramp. He stands there with the silver spotlight lighting him. He looks around at the crowd. He has a water bottle in hand, he drinks a bit of it back, then chucks the bottle into the crowd. “Hell is all I’ve been hearing lately, niggaz hate me, wanna duct tape me and rape, put their brains on the wall when I brawl, too late for that 911 call” right then he raises his arms in the air and sprays the water up into the air in a mist form. He then walks to the ring not even acknowledging the fans with a look because to him, they mean nothing. He then gets up on the apron, walks down it, turns towards the fans and raises his right arm slowly. He gets in the ring and walks up to the turnbuckles, where he climbs them and raises his arms high as the fans roar with boos and cameras flash everywhere.)

(He gets down and asks for a microphone which is handed to him by the ring announcer. He signals to the back and the music is cut off. He begins to walk around the ring with the microphone down at wasit level. He just smirks as the fans begin chanting “RCW! RCW! RCW!” as the excitement has begun to take them away. But as soon as the chant ends the microphone comes to his mouth and he begins talking.)

{Steel} You know, I’ve come to Ruthless Championship Wrestling for a reason…a goal if you will and it is not what many of you think of it to be.

(He puts the microphone down from his lips and the fans remaining silent but listening to his every word. The microphone then comes back up to his mouth and he continues on.)

{Steel} You are probably asking yourself, ‘Then JT, what is your goal, what is your reason? Is it to get revenge on Bryan Tann? To prove to him again that you’re better?

(The fans begin to cheer at rememberance of the classic match between Steel and Tann about a year back.)

{Steel} To that I would have to answer; no, that is not my goal.

(The fans seem a bit disappointed that it isn’t and then he goes on.)

{Steel} Is my goal to prove that I am better then Vinny Vegas to all the fans across the world and in this stadium?

(The fans cheer at the indication of a Steel/Vegas match.)

{Steel} No…as a matter of fact, each and everyone of your opinions don’t mean a damn to me…

(The fans begin to boo.)

{Steel} Never have and never ever will.

(The fans boos grow louder and he just smirks.)

{Steel} My reason for being in Ruthless Championship is simple; to start a new legacy…to ruin all of your dreams of your wrestling heroes becoming World Champion and to well, basically gain more bragging rights.

(He chuckles and smiles while nodding his head up and down.)

{Steel} You see all those wrestlers in the back, they don’t have the credentials to brag…they don’t have the credentials to be your heroes and they sure as hell don’t have the credentials to have noteable legacies. All in all, they’re worthless and pathetic.

(The fans boos grow louder and louder as he gains more and more heat through his words.)

{Steel} Me…I have the credentials to be the best in this damn federation and the best in this whole god damn business…I am the only Icon…I am the only superior athlete and I am the only man who will draw in the big dollars in RCW, period.

(His ego doesn’t sit well with the fans as they begin to add harsh remarks to their constant booing but Steel shakes it off.)

{Steel} Boo me all you want. Call me egotistical. Call me an assh*le but the fact of the matter is you can not deny me of my respect and you can not deny the fact that I give you a reason to watch wrestling and a reason to be interested now can you?

(As his ego grows, so does the chorus of boos.)

{Steel} I have a question for you people, so shut the hell up and listen closely.

(His rudeness gets a rude response in return.)

{Steel} Out of all the wrestlers in that lockeroom back there exlcluding me of course, would you say is the best competitor?

(The fans begin to yell various names such as; Vinny Vegas, Bryan Tann, Jesse Williams and Tarheel.)

{Steel} Now which one of those do you think could give me a run for my money?

(Before anyone in the crowd can answer he answers for them.)

{Steel} Exactly, none of them, your silence has said it all. It all starts tonight on Reload and will continue on until I reach the end of the “Road to Gold” and I am left standing with the Ruthless Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Title around my waist…every man has a destiny. My destiny is to be the first RCW World Champion and all the boys in the lockeroom share the same destiny…to get a taste of steel care of the “Canadian Icon” himself…J…T…STEEL!

JT Steel	Vs	Disturbed

PA System - Do you think that maybe we can play another game?! Maybe I could win this timeee...

{Renae Baker} And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 281 pounds, DISTURBED!

(As the beats hit Disturbed steps out on the rampway. Fire flares out of the cannons giving him a redish glow as he stands proud before the crowd. The fans cheer him on while he trudges down the ramp with each powerful step that he takes. He pulls himself up on the aprion then steps between the ropes. He shakes his head furiously then points out to the crowd for their approval. The fans scream and Distrubed prepares for the match.)

JT Steel looks directly at Disturbed then laughs right in his face. JT turns around and walks away from Disturbed laughing histerically. Disturbed charges at JT and attempts a clothline but JT expects this and ducks it letting Disturbed go in front of hm right next to the turnbuckle JT pushes Disturbed head first into the turnbuckle then drop kicks Disturbed in the back. JT flips Disturbed around and climbs on top of him in the turnbuckle. JT lays fists into Disturbed face.. Disturbed pushes him off with force sending JT across the ring. JT lands on his feet and rushes towards Disturbed, Disturbed braces himself on the turnbuckle and lifts his foot. JT runs directly into Disturbed foot. JT turns and staggers a few steps, Disturbed grabs JT's shoulder.. JT twirls around and kicks Disturbed in the stomach. JT catches Disturbed in a sweeping DDT! Disturbed's neck bounces off the mat and he lays still in the ring. JT covers him.. 1...2.. kickout by Disturbed! JT stands up and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, he waits for Disturbed to get up, and as soon as Disturbed gets to his feet JT leaps off. Disturbed catches him in mid air and powerbombs him to the mat!

{Rush} Ouch!

{Boozer} What a powerbomb!

Disturbed stomps on the ribs of JT Steel then grabs his head and lifts him up. He hooks JT under his arm and lifts him into the air.. BRAINBUSTER! JT hits the mat hard. Disturbed covers him 1...2...kickout by JT Steel! Disturbed backs away and allows JT to get up.. JT crawls to his feet and Disturbed runs towards him, he gives JT a running knee lift and JT hobbles to the ropes where he leans against them.. You can see JT pull something out of his tights.

{Rush} What the hell is that?!

{Boozer} What? I don't see anything!

JT pulls out a set of brass knuckles and turns around sharply to punch Disturbed in the face with them! Disturbed falls to the mat. JT throws out the knuckles and grabs Disturbed by the head then lifts him up.. TASTE THE STEEL! Steel pins Disturbed.. 1...2...3

{Renae Baker} Your winner, and advancer... J..T.. STEEL!!

{Rush} Steel's the man yo! He just took the smack to that giant!

{Pepe} Disturbed should have won that esse! JT playyyyed him ova!

{Boozer} I wish you two would speak english! And JT just did what it took to win that match, theres no cheating about it!

{Rush} Mannnnn.. He hit dat big guy with knucks then he used the damn ropes yo!

{Boozer} And got away with it! Great job JT!

{Rush} Whateva man..

(The arena goes dark and for a few minutes there's nothing but silence...absolute silence. Like that before a storm. Not just any kind of everyday thunderstorm, but a storm that's a true force of nature. A tornado, a hurricane, something that will destory ANYTHING in it's path. And the crowd knows it, because an uneasy sensation begins to build through the crowd. Suddenly there is a loud BOOM as the pyro goes off and suddenly "Got The Life" by KoRn BLASTS over the PA. "BMF" comes over the Jumbotron and some of "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann's finest moments are shown on the big screen.)

(Bryan Tann darts down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. He imediantly jumps into JT Steels face. Steel takes a step back shrugging his shoulders, he acts like he is about to get out of the ring, when suddenly JT turns and swings with his brass knuckles! Bryan Tann ducks it and grabs JT by the leg and waist..)

{Rush} Ohhhh dammmn! That moves called a.. a...

{Boozer} Its an angle slam idiot! He can't do that to JT!

(Tann climbs over the downed JT Steel and grabs the knuckles from him. Tann slips them on and sizes up JT's forehead then pounds him with the knuckles over and over! Blood leaks from JT's bashed skull. Suddenly on the enterance ramp you hear a voice calling out over the mic.)

{Darrel Seagram} BRYAN! Hey! Bryan! HEY GOD DAMN IT! BRYAN F'n TANN!

(Tann ignores his employer and continues his onslaught while Darrel walks down the ramp.)

{Darrel Seagram} DAMN IT BRYAN STOP! Ahh the hell with it.. Security!!

(The RCW security guards rush out and climb into the ring. 4 men leap ontop of Bryan, knocking him off JT they grab him and place his arms behind his back. Then pull him out of the ring..)

{Bryan Tann} GET YOUR GOD DAMN HANDS OFF ME!

(Bryan breaks free throwing two men to the ground and continues up the ramp.. He simply stares into the eyes or Darrel Seagram as he passes by with a troup of security guards closely behind him. Tann stops at the top of the ramp and yells down to the ring..)

{Bryan Tann} Hey JT! Remember that next time you wanna get in MY BUISNESS!

{Rush} Ohhhh JT's gonna be pissed when he wakes up!

{Boozer} I can't believe the nerve of that ahole! Just wait till JT gets ahold of him!

(JT Steel climbs to his feet in the middle of the ring, he puts his hand on his forehead and smears some of the gushing blood then looks down at his hand. He shakes it off and slides under the bottom rope. He grabs a steel chair and sits down at the commentary table right next to Bob Boozer.)

{Boozer} Nice to have you hear JT!

{JT Steel} How ya doin Bob?

{Boozer} Doin fine.. Whats Tann's deal?

{JT Steel} Oh that.. I think hes still pissed off about his ole lady.

{Rush} What about his ole lady?

{JT Steel} That horny bitch made a pass at me the other day, but of course being a man of standards I turned her down!

{Boozer} Heh Heh! What are your standards JT?

{JT Steel} Well I couldn't bear to touch anything that was over 300 lbs... Like Tanns woman!

(Without warning Bryan Tann darts down the ramp faster then ever before.. He runs around the ring and right over to commentary table. JT leaps over the guard rail and stands in the audience away from Tann. Tann in a crazed mood leaps the rail and charges through the fans towards JT. JT keeps backing up until hes to the wall. Tann makes his way closer and just as he reaches striking distance JT grabs a glass beer mug and slams it over Bryans forehead. Bryan seems unphased by it.)

{Boozer} Bryan truly is crazy! Hes not even hurt after that!

(Bryan swings at JT, but JT ducks and Bryans fist hits the cement wall! JT sneaks behind Bryan and hits him with a low blow that finally effects him. Bryan drops to his knees and JT grabs another glass mug and dumps the beer over Bryans bald head then shatters the cup over it!)

{Boozer} That a boy JT! Thats how you do it!

(Pieces of broke glass are submurged in Bryan Tanns head. Bryan sits motionless on his knees for a moment until JT kicks him in the back of the head and Bryan falls face first into the puddle of glass and beer. JT simply shakes his bloody head and walks away.)

{Boozer} JT got his revenge sooner then planned Rondell! Isn't it great!?

{Rush} JT is wicked bad bob. He needs to learn when to shut his damn mouth!

{Boozer} Bahhh.. Your just jealous because you wanted Disturbed to win.

{Rush} Nah Nah Nah...

{Pepe} Letz get to tha next match esse's.

Eddie Woods	Vs	Steven Riggs

{Renae Baker} The following RCW match is a first round Road for the Gold Tournament match! It is no disqualification and only one man will advance! Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing in at 240 pounds, EDDIE.. WOODS!!

PA System - I cry, when angels deserve to DIIIIE!!!

("Chop Suey" by System of a Down hits the speakers as the crowd goes nuts.  Eddie Woods walks out onto the ramp wearing a bitch beater and his silver wrestling tights, smirking for his fans.  He takes a steps down the ramp, stops, and raises his hands as pyro simotaneously shoot off.  E-Dubb then makes his way down the aisle, shaking hands with some fans, and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.)

{Renae Baker} And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 275 pounds, "Sick" STEVEN.. RIGGS!!

PA System - OH AH AH AH AH!

(The lights dim down and red lights flash throughout the arena. Pictures of blood drip from the jumbotron making a pool at the bottom of the big screen. The jumbotron flashes and "SICK" appears in big letters over it. Then the letters slowly bleed away and vanish in the distance. Sick Steven Riggs steps out on the enterance ramp and throws his hands in the air, the fans remain silent as he walks down the ramp and crawls through the ropes.)

Woods and Riggs circle each other, as Woods finally charges at Riggs, and then slides under Riggs' legs, and hits him with a german suplex to Riggs. Woods nails a leg drop right to Riggs' throat, and applies a leg scissors hold. Woods keeps the hold in for a few moments, then lets it up, and gets back to his feet, lifting Riggs up with him and puts him under his legs for what it looks like a powerbomb. Woods lifts Riggs up, but Riggs is able to fight it off with blows to Woods' face until he finally falls backwards and into a pin for Riggs, 1...2... and E-Dubb kicks out. Riggs starts kicking away at Woods' ribs, and puts Eddie's neck across the 2nd rope, and sits on his neck, choking Woods out. Referee Collin Reed makes Riggs break the hold, Riggs gets up and bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring, and comes flying back at Woods, but Woods moves out of the way just as Riggs jumps to where he was to choke him out again, but Riggs misses, and the ropes go hard into him below the belt. Woods, then lays a few punches in at Riggs' forehead, and rolls him up into a small package, 1...2... and Riggs kicks out. Riggs and Woods both get to their feet, Riggs goes for a big right hook in the corner of the ring, but Woods ducks under it, and quickly jumps to the top rope, and as Riggs turns back around, is met with a diving spear from Eddie Woods!

{Rush} Here comes "The Erector" I believe from Eddie, should be all she wrote for Steven Riggs now.

Woods stands Riggs back up, and lines him up for THE ERECTOR, hooks it up and nails it! Woods covers, 1...2...3!

{Renae Baker} Your winner, and advancer.. EDDIE WOODS!!

{Rush} Eddie Woods was impressive here tonight ya heard?

{Boozer} Ya I hear.

{Pepe} Eddies Wood wuz great.

{Boozer} HA HA HA HA!! How do you know about Eddie's Wood!?

{Pepe} He was just wrestlin' esse! You didn't see him?

{Boozer} Its Eddie Woods! God your stupid Paco!

{Pepe} Whateva biiietch I could kill you both!

{Rush} I bet you could spico.

(Derek and Darrel Seagram walk into their office only to see that it's been trashed. Glass has been broken, the chairs have been tipped over, their desks have been scratched and in big red letters on the wall is BMF. Paper is everywhere in the room and as they look at the desk, the words "We warned you" were scratched in it. Darrel kicks the chair and then walks out, obviously pissed.)

{Boozer} Oh those guys just made a very bad impression on the bosses...

{Rush} Fo real!

Jesse Williams	Vs	Frankie Evinrude	Vs	Mike Van Pelt	Vs	Shorty Smalls	Vs	Meca Blight

{Renae Baker} The following RCW match is a 5 man cruiserweight battle royal! Introducing first.. From Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 225 pounds.. "The Shifty Icon" JESSE.. WILLIAMS!

PA System - w00p!

("Thoughtless" by KoRn starts up, Jesse Williams walks out from the back, and the fans go NUTS. He walks to the ring, looking out to the crowd, and eventually, he gets to the ring, and he slides in, he holds his arms up to the crowd, as he gets ready for his match)

{Renae Baker} His first oppenent.. From Beaverly Hills, California, weighing in at 181 pounds.. FRANKIE.. EVINRUDE!!!

PA System - I've been crawlin in the dark... Looking for the answers!!

(Crawling in the Dark by Hoobstank sounds off over the PA system. Asorted flashing lights fill the arena as Frankie Evinrude steps out of the enterance way and into the open. He looks upon the fans then runs down to the ring.)

{Renae Baker} Next.. From Hollywood, California, weighing in at 230 pounds.. 'The MVP'.. MIKE.. VAN.. PELT!!

PA System - M...V...P.... Here comes the BOOM!!

("Boom" by POD plays as an explosion goes off with the words.  MVP walks out onto the ramp, taking in all the boos of the fans.  He struts down the aisle, and climbs up onto the apron and faces the crowd outside the ropes as he points to himself with a cocky smirk.  He then jumps over the top rope and into the ring and the music begins to cut.)

{Renae Baker} Next.. Representing The Mad Men.. From Little Rock, Arkansas, weighing in at 162 pounds.. SHORTY... SMALLS!

PA System - I'mmmmaaa Baddddd Mannnn!..

(Bad Man by Ja Rule plays over the speakers. Shorty Smalls appears on the ramp way and points up to the sky. He circles around twice then runs down to the ring slapping hands with the fans in the front row. He slides under the bottom rope and leaps to his feet and again points in the air then into the crowd on each section of the arena.)

{Renae Baker} And finally.. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Weighing in at 210 lbs. "The Captain Insano of RCW".... MECA... BLIGHT!

PA System - Dooooooooooughnuuuuuutsssss!!

(Suddenly "Why Can't We Be Friends?" by Reel Big Fish blares over the P.A System. Out steps Meca Blight! He's in full wrestling attire and has a box of Dunking Doughnuts with him! He quickly pulls out two glazed doughnuts and drops the rest of the box. He then quickly gnaws into both of them, trying to shove them down his throat as he runs towards the ring. He slides in and starts furiously shaking the ropes.. After two or three shakes he sits down in the center of the ring and starts breathing heavily with glaze doughnuts spitting from his mouth)

All contestants are in the ring.

(All of a sudden, "Got the Life" by Korn hits the speakers and the fans start to boo. Out from the back walk Vinny Vegas and Bryan Tann.)

{Boozer} Oh no! What are they doin out here!?

(Vegas has his singapore cane in his hand and Tann has a cooler. They are looking out to the crowd and waving. Both men wearing their BMF t-shirts. The men in the ring turn and look at the two approaching men. They walk around the ring not saying anything, but just heading to the broadcast position. Both men sit down and put their headsets on. The guys in the ring continue to look confused.)

{Boozer} Uhh Hey guys, what the hell are you doing here?

{Vegas} Well we just felt it's out show and we wanted to get a first hand look at who was going to become the first Cruiserweight Champion.

{Tann} We love this company very dearly, and nothings brings more joy to our hearts than watching a match where the total combined weight of five men is less than a thousand pounds. Ha ha ha...

{Rush} Yo thats cool, but don't break nuttin!

{Vegas} Hey Boozer, tell that c*mcake over there to shut the f*ck up if he knows what's good for him.

{Boozer} Alright. Rush...you c*...

{Rush} Yeah, I get it yo.

{Tann} Vegas, pass me a beer.

{Vegas} Coming right up pal. Let's check out the action.

Evinrude dances around the ring for a moment just as he did last time he was in the ring. He makes a tight fist and is about to swing his arms when Jesse Williams grabs him from behind and tosses him into the ropes, Evinrude bounces off and comes directly back at Jesse, Jesse raises his knee and connects with it right on Evinrudes mid-section. Evinrude hits the mat and lays for a moment as Mike Van Pelt leaps to the top turnbuckle...

{Rush} Mike Van Pelt to the top rope.. YOW!! HE NAILS THE MISSLE DROP KICK ON JESSE!

{Boozer} Williams hit the mat hard that time!

{Vegas} Nah. If we know Jesse, he'll be up in no time.

{Tann} He's a tough mofo.

{Rush} Van Pelt looks like an up class white ho standing in the middle of the projects at midnight.

{Boozer} What? What the hell is Meca doing!?

Meca Blight is standing on the top turnbuckle on the far side of the action.. He looks over his shoulder at the crowd and points, he turns back around just as Shorty Smalls pulls down on the ropes!

{Boozer} Oh gawdddd.. That had to hurt!

{Rush} Ohhhhhh... Right on the balls!

{Pepe} Yhoooo.. Thats gonna have a impact in his future experience.

{Boozer} What? Shut up you spaniard.

{Rush} You betta both shut up for I be popin people up in here!

{Tann} There's a Mexican here?

{Rush} He's spanish.

{Vegas} Hey paco, uno cerveza por favor?

(Pepe grabs a beer from the cooler and passes it to Vegas.)

{Vegas} At least he's good for something. ENDELE! ENDELE!

Mecas eyes grow huge as he gasps for air then falls off the turnbuckle face first to the mat. Shorty kicks Blight in the back of the head 4 times until Jesse Williams grabs Shorty from behind and pelts him in the face with a right hand then a left. Shorty falls against the ropes and Jesse continues assulting him with fists to the face. Mike Van Pelt slowly steps up from behind Jesse and rolls him up 1...2.. Jesse kicks out of it!

{Rush} Jesse almost lost it right der!

{Vegas} MVP...interesting. Most Valuable P*ssy...I can't think of any others.

{Tann} One too many beers Vin?

{Vegas} Hell naw...I'm just getting started.

{Pepe} Cerveza?

{Vegas} Shut up.

Smalls boosts off the ropes and gives Jesse a leg drop just as Jesse is about to stand up. Smalls pins Williams.. 1...2 Kickout by Jesse! Smalls grabs Jesse by the hair and stands him up. Jesse pushes Smalls away with aggression then tackles Smalls with a clothesline! Jesse kicks Smalls in the ribs then delivers an elbow to Shorty's throat.

{Rush} Jesse is ruthless tonight yo.. Hes sure to be the favorite in this match.

{Boozer} Hes not my favorite! I can't stand the guy!

{Pepe} Jesse is a great wrestler, I'd like to see him win this one.

{Boozer} Figures.

{Rush} What chu gettin at?

{Boozer} Paco over there likes anyone that can speak mexican!

{Rush} Speak spanish you mean?

{Boozer} Whatever.. Same thing.

{Tann} Sh*t...the Seagram boys really used affirmative action with this squad. Where's the hooters though? Bryan wants puppies!

{Vegas} Down boy...I'm sure Pepe's mom will be here to pick him up soon.

{Tann} Latino heat!

Jesse stands over Smalls and steps directly on his nose and spins. Smalls rolls over on his side holding his nose as blood begins to leak from it. Mike Van Pelt grabs Meca who has been laying on the mat the entire time and shoots him into the ropes, Meca bounce off and Van Pelt nails him with a spinning back kick. Meca hits the mat and MVP charges towards him, MVP is cut off by Evinrude who delivers a side drop toe hold that sends MVP crashing to the mat. Meanwhile Jesse has Smalls lifted into the air and drops him with a vertical suplex. Jesse leaps to his feet, Frankie Evinrude punches Jesse in the back then hooks Jesse in the impaler stance.. Jesse counters the attack and twists around Evinrude..

{Rush} Reverse DDT by Jesse Williams!

Evinrude hits the mat hard and lays motionless.. Jesse quickly goes for the cover hooking Evinrudes leg. At the same time MVP has Blight on the top turnbuckle.. Van Pelt is attempting a super DDT from the top, but Meca fights back.. The ref is counting for Jesse's pin on Evinrude.. 1...2.. Blight pushes Van Pelt off the top rope and Van Pelt hits the ref on the way down, driving the ref into the mat and stopping the count on Evinrude. Jesse stands up furious and grabs Van Pelt throwing him forcefully into the ropes, Van Pelt catches the middle rope and flips in mid air.

{Rush} Sweet ass Moonsault! Good move by MVP!

{Boozer} Thats why they call him the MVP! Hes all about the game!

{Tann} Ah Boozer...that was pretty gay.

{Vegas} Yeah man. We thought you were cooler than that.

{Boozer} I...uh...

{Pepe} Hay! I was the MVP once in a mexican soccer league.

{Boozer} Nobody wants to hear about your whippy little soccer league!

{Vegas} There we go! You just made up for it!

{Rush} I hear dat!

{Tann} Who the f*ck asked you?

{Rush} ........

The fans scream as MVP stands back up and looks over the downed Jesse Williams. Meca Blight leaps off the top rope and spins 3 times in mid air until he lands directly on Jesse Williams!

{Boozer} Holy (cencored!) did you see that?

{Rush} That move was dope as hell!

{Vegas} You know, your really starting to piss me off Rush...

{Rush} Sorry...yo...Chill

{Tann} Just do us all a favor and shut the f*ck up.

{Boozer} Blight spun 3 times before he hit the mat! Thats incredible!

{Vegas} I can do that.

Blight sits on Jesse's chest and grabs his leg.. The ref goes for the count.. 1...2... Jesse kicks out!

{Boozer} Tell me... Tell me how in the hell did Jesse kick out of that?

{Rush} Either luck or some of that latino stamina!

{Pepe} Stamina.

{Boozer} LUCK!

{Vegas} Actually it's very simple. He lifted his leg so that his shoulders would not be on the mat.

{Tann} By George, I think you've got it.

{Vegas} Elementary my dear Watson.

Jesse pushes Meca off.

{Vegas} This match is becoming somewhat weak, don't ya think?

{Tann} I say we spice it up a bit. Vin, hand me the cooler and your singapore cane.

{Rush} What are you guys gonna do?

{Tann} Just watch.

Tann goes into the cooler and pulls out a donut. Almost immedietly in the ring, Blight looks up and his eyes grow wide. His back is to the donut but it's almost as if he can smell it. Slowly, he turns around and looks towards the announce table. Tann has put the donut on the singapore cane and is holding it up for Meca. Slowly, Meca walks over to the ropes and start reaching for it.

{Tann} Mmm....Krispy Kreme.

{Boozer} Those are soooo good!!

Vegas} Sh*t...he got any more in here?

Tann holds the cane out and Meca starts reaching for it, leaning over the top rope. When he's gotten pretty far, he winds up and nails Meca in the back of the head with a sickening crack of the cane! The crowd erupts as Blight falls over the top rope and lies on the ground, motionless.

{Rush} Hey what the hell was that for!?

{Vegas} I dont know HA HA! But it was hilarious! Whoooo!

{Pepe} Is he going to eat that donut?

{Vegas} Well we all know you live on dirt and cockroaches so go ahead.

Pepe gets up and takes the donut off the stick and starts eating it. Tann looks on in disgust.

{Pepe} Mmm...so gooooood.

Jesse and MVP are now tied up as Evinrude and Smalls are battling it in the corner. Smalls is stuck in the corner and Evinrude backs up and runs at him, trying to nail his shoulder into Shorty's midsection but Shorty jumps up and Evinrude goes flying to the outside through the second rope and the ref motions that he is not out of the match. Evinrude quickly slides underneath the bottom rope and starts beating away at Shorty. Blight is just waking up and looking around for his donut, holding his head. He looks towards Tann and Vegas who point over at Pepe. Meca's eyes grow wide as he looks down at the little man, who face is covered in cream. He has a big smile on his face and is licking his fingers. He looks up and sees Meca standing over top of him. The smile disapears.

{Pepe} Oh.....sh*t.....

Pepe gets up and bolts to the back to the crowd's amusement, being followed close by, by Blight. They run up the ramp and you can hear Tann and Vegas laughing.

{Vegas} That's great. *sigh* My turn?

{Tann} Sure.

{Rush} What? Naah Naah Naah You can't keep eliminatin people like dat!

{Vegas} Boozer, I don't know how you can work with this b*tch.

{Boozer} Me neither.

Tann goes to the opposite side of the ring and jumps up on the apron. The ref comes over and starts yelling at him. Tann is just moving his hands around and arguing as Vegas sneaks his way into the ring with the cooler. Jesse's backs to him and the fans are trying to warn him. He turns around and gets nailed square in the forehead with the cooler by Vegas.

{Rush} Ahh that ain't fair!

{Boozer} Ouch....

Vegas gets out of the ring and puts the cooler back on the announce table. Then turns and heads around the ring to a chorus of boos. He smiles at the fans.

{Rush} A cooler of beer to the head. And Jesse didn't even get a beer outta it.

{Boozer} Oh there was more than beer in there.

Boozer pulls out a couple bricks.

{Rush} Ah Damn! Jesse must be out cold!

Tann jumps off the apron and he and Vegas starts walking to the back, facing the ring. MVP looks at them who motion for him to cover Jesse. MVP quickly slides over and covers Jesse. 1.....2....3!!!!

{Boozer} And Williams, seemingly the favourite in this match, has been eliminated thanks to the BMF!

{Rush} Thats wrong yo!

{Boozer} I think Tann and Vegas just may have sent a message to their possible second round opponents if they should make it that far.

Evinrude, Smalls, and MVP are left in the ring. Smalls quickly grabs MVP after he slides Jesse out of the ring, Smalls attempts a release german suplex, but MVP lands on his feet! He waits for Smalls to turn around and kicks Smalls in the gut. Evinrude rushes up behind MVP and gives him a reverse neck breaker! MVP hits the mat and Evinrude covers him.. 1...2.. Kickout by MVP! Smalls stomps the head of Van Pelt as Smalls and Evinrude work together on MVP. They lift him to his feet and hook him under for a double vertical suplex.. Just as they attempt to lift him, MVP punches Smalls in the gut then knees him in the stomach.

{Boozer} MVP is fighting both of them off!

Smalls releases his hook and MVP follows through with a snap suplex on Evinrude! MVP makes the pin.. 1...2.. kickout by Evinrude. Smalls has climbs to the top turnbuckle and is stareing down at MVP, MVP stands and turns around just as Smalls leaps off! Smalls hooks MVP on the way down and flips him in a top rope pinning hurricanronna! Smalls holds onto MVP's leg 1...2.. kickout by MVP!

{Rush} That MVP won't go down easy, gotta give'm credit.

Smalls throws MVP's legs away from him and stands up, but Frankie Evinrude meets Smalls with a running lariet which sends Smalls over the ropes, Smalls holds on and the ref signals that Smalls is still in it. Smalls slides under the bottom rope.. Evinrude launches himself at MVP, but Smalls grabs Evinrudes leg in mid air and sends Evinrude crashing to the mat face first! Smalls quickly leaps up and grabs his legs.. Figure 4! Evinrude screetchs out in pain as he pulls himself towards the ropes. MVP who is a little droggy and tired, climbs to the top turnbuckle.. The fans scream as he sizes up one of the two men on the mat.. He leaps off and delivers a frog splash to Smalls!

{Boozer} FROG SPLASH! What a move!

{Rush} MVP is the shiznit yo!

MVP makes the cover over Smalls.. 1...2...3! Smalls is eliminated from action leaving just two men, Mike Van Pelt and Frankie Evinrude. MVP goes right for a tie up with Evinrude, but Evinrude has other plans as he knees MVP in the groin then tosses him into the ropes. Evinrude catches MVP off the ropes and slams him hard to the mat! Evinrude pins MVP.. 1...2.. kickout by MVP and a near fall. Evinrude lifts MVP up again and punches him in the jaw then elbows MVP in the face. He throws MVP into the ropes, MVP slides under Evinrude and leaps to his feet! He kicks Evinrude in the lower back and pushes him against the ropes. MVP goes for a behind larriet to send Evinrude to the outside, Evinrude ducks it and MVP does a monkey flip over the top rope, MVP holds the rope with all his might trying to stay in the match, Evinrude rushes over to eliminate MVP, but MVP flips backwards again and nails Evinrude in the jaw with a flip over drop kick. MVP lands on the mat and leaps up on the middle rope then stands right on the top rope! He bounces on it once then leaps off in a moonsault attempt, but Evinrude meets him in mid air to cut him off with a diving spear! Both men hit the mat hard.. After several seconds Evinrude manages to makes a cover..1...2.. kickout by MVP! Evinrude shakes his head in disbelief.. He lifts MVP up with himself and lays some fists to MVP. MVP rocks with each fist that hits him. MVP strikes back with a left then a right then tosses Evinrude into the turnbuckle.. MVP lifts Evinrude to the middle turnbuckle, then to the top.. They stand on the top neither man moving at first until Evinrude pushes MVP off, MVP lands on his feet and Evinrude leaps off the turnbuckle... Frankie Steiner!!

{Rush} Frankie Steiner! The match is ova now!

Evinrude gives it all he has left to pin MVP.. 1...2...3!

{Renae Baker} Your winner.. And first ever RCW Cruiserweight Champion.. FRANKIE... EVINRUDE!!!

(The scene switches backstage where you can see the words "Jesse Williams" on one of the doors. The man himself walks into the locker room and shuts the door. Second later, we hear a loud screeching noise and a beeping sound as well. The camera pans out and you can see Vegas motioning for somebody to come forward. Slowly, a massive dumpster comes into the picture and is dropped right infront of Jesse's locker room door. There's no way out! Tann, who was driving the forklift gets out and smiles. He and Vegas slap hands and walk down to the ring.)

{Boozer} These BMF guys are smart. They know that Jesse would have wanted vengeance and have just taken him out of the equation!

{Rush} Yo they still gotta beat the Mad Men. That match gonna be NEXT!

'BMF' Bryan Tann & Vinny Vegas	Vs	'Mad Men' Shorty Smalls & Big Mad Man

{Renae Baker} The following RCW match is a tag team title match! Introducing first.. Representing the Bad Mutha F*kas... BRYAN TANN and VINNY VEGAS!!

(Got the Life" by Korn hits as Vegas and Tann walk down to the ring. No pyros. No flashing lights. When they fight together, it's simply a methodical destruction of their opponents. The two men slide into the ring and go to each corner to showboat for the fans before going in their own corner and playing rock paper scissors to see who gets to throw the first punch.)

{Renae Baker} And now their oppenents.. Representing The Mad Men... BIG MAD MAN and SHORTY SMALLS!

PA System - I'mmmmaaa Baddddd Mannnn!..

(The crowd goes silent as Bad Man hits over the speakers. Suddenly Big Mad Man with his RCW chair and Shorty Smalls appear on the rampway. The fans cheer as they both walk down to the ring. Shorty Smalls slides under the bottom rope and Big Mad Man tosses the chair into him. Shorty sets the chair down and opens it, Big Mad Man claims his seat in it as Shorty climbs the turnbuckle and points to the crowd.)

Bryan Tann and Big Mad Man start things off. Tann stands in his corner next to Vinny leaning on the turnbuckle. Vinny points across the ring at the Mad Men and laughs histerically at the two of them. Tann laughs with Vinny and BMM steps forward ready to wrestle. They tie up in the center of the ring and BMM puts Bryan Tann in a hammer lock. Tann struggles for a bit then twists around it to get free. The hold is realsed and Tann lands a drop toe hold on BMM. BMM jumps back to his feet with Tann, Tann pushes BMM into the ropes and punches him in the chest. Tann grabs BMM's arm and pulls him forward then back to him, Tann grabs BMM on the way back and hooks him then slams in with an overhead belly to belly suplex! Tann goes right back to the attack kicking BMM in the face with his steal toed boot. Bryan leans over and tags in Vinny. Bryan then grabs BMM and pulls him to his feet. They double team BMM and lift him into the air for a double vertical suplex. They slam BMM to the mat and Bryan gets another cheap kick to the face before he leave the ring.

{Rush} Vinny's the legal man now.

Vinny Vegas stands behind BMM and puts him in a reverse choke hold, with his knee driven into BMM's back. The ref warns Vegas to release the hold then counts to 4 before Vegas lets go. Vegas kicks him in the ribs then backs away and looks into the crowd.. He flips the crowd the bird then turns back to BMM. Vegas slowly lifts BMM up and shoots him into the ropes, BMM falls limp as he hits the ropes and lays against them. Shorty Smalls struggles to get the tag but can't seem to reach far enough. Vegas slaps BMM in the chest, then lifts BMM's chin and does it again. He hooks BMM's head under his arms and throws BMM's arm around his neck then lifts him up.. Release northern lights suplex by Vegas. Vegas walks to his corner and gives Tann and quick tag. Tann steps through the ropes and together Vegas and Tann lift BMM up. They throw him into the rope and catch him as he comes off... Reality Check!

{Boozer} Its over! We have tag champions!

The referee turns to Vegas and warns him to get out of the ring.. Tann lays over BMM for the cover. The ref turns and begins to count.. 1...2... quickly Smalls rushes in and makes the save by kicking Bryan Tann in the back of the head. Tann acts like it didn't phase him, he simply stands up and grabs Smalls by the neck...

{Boozer} Oh no! Shorty Smalls has had it! HA HA!

Tann lifts Smalls off his feet and tosses him into the corner... Vinny Vegas attempts to get in the ring, but the ref cuts him off at the pass, he tries to push the ref out of the way but he informs Vegas that he will be disqualified... BMM stands up and slides out of the ring just long enough to grab his barbwire chair. He slides back in and sneaks up behind Tann who is vicously attacking Smalls.. BMM brings the chair back and it about to hit Tann, when the ref grabs the chair from him and tosses it out of the ring! BMM turns and the ref points for him to get out of the ring. BMM steps out on the aprion and continues to watch his partner be attacked.

{Boozer} Ha! Look at that cheater! BUSTED!

Smalls lays motionless in the corner as Bryan Tann tags in Vinny Vegas... Vinny walks towards Smalls and instantly Smalls comes alive! He kicks Vinny in the groin then begins beating on the back of Vinny Vegas! The fans scream as Smalls launches himself off the ropes and gives Vinny a spinning neck breaker! Smalls bursts to his feet and climbs to the top turnbuckle.. He leaps off with all aggression and hopes of landing the leg drop, but before he lands Vinny rolls out of the way and Smalls comes up empty! Vinny stands and grabs Smalls by the hair.. He hooks Smalls under then lifts him up.. Powerbomb!

(The Jumbotron crackles and on the big screen you see Jesse Williams beating on his door trying to push the dumpster out of his way.. Suddenly you hear the dumpster being moved out of the way by someone the camera cannot see. Jesse swings the door open then looks into the eyes of the man that helped him. He nods his head in approval then runs down the hall.)

{Boozer} Heyyy who moved the dumpster?

In the ring Smalls lays on the mat still feeling the effects of that powerbomb. Vinny covers him and Tann cuts BMM off.. 1...2...3!

{Renae Baker} Here are your winners.. And new RCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... The Bad Mutha F*kas.. BRYAN TANN and VINNY VEGAS!!

(Jesse Williams bursts down the enterance way and slides into the ring just as BMF recieve they're titles.. He tackles Vegas from behind and knocks him on the mat! But Bryan Tann grabs Jesse and throws him off, Jesse runs back for more and Tann trips him to the mat. Tann and Vegas both kick Jesse in the sides and the face, he tries to get out of the ring but their attack is too strong. The fans boo and begin throwing things into the ring.)

{PA System} I'mmmmmmm... Tearing Awayyy... Pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay... BRRRRREEEAKKK!

(The fans scream and jump to their feet as Tarheel roars down the ramp then into the ring. He spears Bryan Tann down and leaps to his feet. Vinny Vegas slides out of the ring and grabs BMM's chair, he points up to Tarheel and starts yelling profanity.. Tarheel gets into a fighting stance and tells Vegas to get in the ring. But without notice from behind Mike Van Pelt slides into the ring and smacks Tarheel with a chairshot to the head! Tarheel hits the mat and MVP continues to drive the chair into Tarheels skull..)

{PA System} I cry, when angels deserve to DIIIIE!!!

{Boozer} It can't be! What does Eddie Woods want? This is chaos!

(Eddie Woods darts down the ramp with a kendo stick, he runs around the ring and cracks Vinny Vegas with it! Vegas falls to the ground with his head now soaked in blood. MVP looks down on Woods from in the ring and shakes his head. Woods grabs a mic and begins to speak.)

{Eddie Woods} Listen up 'MVP', and you son of a bitches that think your Bad Motha F*kas.. You've got two choices here! Number 1.. You stay the hell outta my way! Or number 2.. you get a taste of what Vinny Vegas just got! Decisions decisions!

(Eddie Woods is halfway up the ramp looking back down to the ring as MVP leans over the top rope and shouts to him.)

{Mike Van Pelt} You talkin to me punk!?

{Eddie Woods} Your god damn right I'm talkin to you bitch!

{Mike Van Pelt} Bring your ass in the ring then!

(Woods shrugs his shoulders then runs down the ramp into the ring, MVP tries a cheap shot by clotheslining Woods, but Woods ducks it and kicks MVP in the stomach then hooks him.. THE ERECTOR! Woods stands over the fallen MVP as Tarheel climbs to his feet. Tarheel and Eddie Woods stare each other down for a moment, then Woods drops to the mat and rolls outta the ring.)

{Rush} Thats all folks! We just ran outta time.

{Boozer} I can't believe all this! First Jesse.. Then Tarheel went and... Oh and then Eddie.. Ahh goodnight!

(Bob Boozers words echo off in the distance as the RCW logo pops up then fades out to ESPN 2.)