(The scene gently hovers over the United Center in Chicago, IL. The dome shaped arena will soon hold thousands of UOWF fans in just a few hours. The scene slowly lowers itself down and zooms inside the United Center to show the backstage UOWF studio. There sits Nick Burst and Toby Wilks who are sitting behind a steel desk and just infront of a large dark blue screen, with the "UOWF WIRED OUT PRESHOW" logo on it. Burst cracks his fingers while Wilks shuffles his papers and they speak.)

Wilks - Hello ladies and gentlemen! Your watch the UOWF WIRED OUT Preshow here on the UOWF Network! Tonight we will discuss multiple topics including the most talked about topic in UOWF, which is...

Burst - Carrington Fever!

Wilks - No.. Well.. That probably is the most talked about, but I was refering to tonights main event at Wired Out!

Burst - Oh.. Pffff.. Who cares! Thats not near as important as Carrington Fever!

Wilks - For the last time, theres no such thing as Carrington Fever!

Burst - Ya Ya.. Sure.. So Anywho..... Lets do a run down of Wired Out!

Wilks - Well to start out the night we have Cruiserweight Title Doughnut Eating match!

Burst - Thats gotta be the stupidest match I have ever heard!

Wilks - Apparently its the person that reaches the Heavyweight mark first that wins the match.

Burst - Only an idiot like Meca Blight would create a match that damn stupid!

Wilks - And that he did.. And as stupid as it sounds, its still gonna be hard to do, you'd have to eat alot of doughnuts to gain weight that quick! Deshard and Nemesis have their work cut out for them.

Burst - I wont be impressed.. Lets go on to the next match..

Wilks - The next three matches are North American title contender matches.. The winners will face each other later on in the night to determine a North American title #1 contender!

Burst - Well Big D has this match one. Nobody can take down that giant! Not even the all mighy FAT one!

Wilks - Those should be three great matches.. All 6 of them want to taste a little gold!

Burst - Of course they do dipshit! Who doesn't?

Wilks - I can name a few people..

Burst - Like who?

Wilks - Like.. I....... Uh..... I understand Smokey Greene has caught up with someone backstage, hes been waiting all morning for the arrivals of the UOWF stars.

Burst - Surrre.. Change the god damn subject!

(The camera cuts to the underground parking lot where Smokey Greene quickly rushes over to Jesse Williams as he gets out of his truck..)

Greene - I am here with Jesse Williams, who is going to go for the World Title tommorow night...

Williams - Hey whats up?

Greene - How does it feel to be going for the world title?

Williams - It feels like..well..that im going for the world title, its no match out of the ordinary for me, that how im treating it..

Greene - Blade and Overdose have talked a lot of 'smack' to you the past few days, what were your thoughts on what they had to say?

Williams - It was all bullshit Greene..they know i will be the world champion after tommorow night..and there is no looking back from there.

Greene - Last thought Jesse, where do you go after the PPV?

Williams - I go home..but i know you mean in the federation..and..i can only go downwards, but i wont..i will keep my spot and thats it..

Greene - Thank you Jesse!

Williams - My Pleasure..

Greene - You heard the man! Jesse Williams is ready and willing to fight! Back to you guys...

(The camera fades back to the UOWF studio.)

Burst - Damn Mexicans.. They're always tryin to run shit!

Wilks - Hate to hear that you feel that way Nick..

Burst - Ahh shut up Toby, what are you part spaniard?

Wilks - No, but its not right to stereotype people by their race.

Burst - .... You know.. Your right...

Wilks - Really?

Burst - ... NO!!! HA FUCK YOU!

Wilks - Well next on the card we have the Network title battle royal!

Burst - Ya.. A whole ring full of fucking losers! Everyone damn one of them..

Wilks - Wow, your really judgemental.

Burst - Well ok, theres a couple guys I have money on in this match.

Wilks - We have Lee, PPP, Mr. Niceguy, Star, Griven, Cool, Anderson, King, Williams, Ashcroft, Neilson, Modares, 187, Sickboy, Hardcore Kid, and Kalloway...

Burst - And my money went on the sickest son of a bitch of them all... Sickboy!

Wilks - I'd have to go with Ashcroft on this one. Hes really been impressive as of late.

Burst - What? That man is a complete idiot! He swung down from the rafters like he was Sting, in his arrival here!

Wilks - But hes still good!

Burst - Pfff... Ya.. ok! Next!

Wilks - Well next we have the North American title match!

Burst - This is gonna be a gooooood one! I can't wait to see Davis catch Carrington Fever!

Wilks - Oh lord...

Burst - Davis, take my advice.. Come to the ring in a giant bubble!

(The cameras cut in as you see a long stretch limo pull up in the underground parking lot. The driver parks and quickly rushes out to open the doors. President Diamond Kid steps out of the limo and stretches as he takes a few steps towards the backdoor.)

Greene - Prez DK.. Can I get a word with you?

Prez DK - What is it Smokey? I don't pay you minium wage to bother me with your problems.

Greene - I wanted to get a few words with you before tonight.

Prez DK - Well.. speak!

Greene - Did you buy a cell for tonights tag team title match?

Prez DK - NO! I made one with glue and some popsticks!

Greene - Really?

Prez DK - No dipshit.. Of course I got a cell!

Greene - Did you find the REAL UOWF World title?

Prez DK - No.. I went to A-1 Pawn Shop and bought one about 5 minutes ago.

Greene - Really?

Prez DK - NO! God your stupid!

Greene - One final question then.. Did you buy a ladder for the North American title match?

Prez DK - Ahh SHIT! I knew I forgot something!... YES! Yes Smokey, I got a god damn ladder... What do you think I am? Cheap?

Greene - Well.. Uh...

Prez DK - Shut Up! I gotta get going, time equals money!

(The camera fades back to the UOWF Studio.)

Burst - Ya! Who does Smokey think he is!? Talking to Prez DK like that!

Wilks - He was just asking basic questions..

Burst - He said DK was cheap!

Wilks - He never said that..

Burst - Happy Horse Shit! He did to!

Wilks - Well, in my opinion Prez DK is cheap.

Burst - Your opinion doesn't matter! It wouldn't have a "Jesse Williams chance with Kissens in bed" kinda difference!

Wilks - What? That didn't make sense!

Burst - Yes it did..

Wilks - No.. no it didnt!

Burst - Yes it did! Rewind the tape and listen!

Wilks - I will! But for now, lets move on.. Next we have the PDA title match which will take place in downtown Chicago!

Burst - Ewww.. I drove through downtown Chicago! Not a great place to be..

Wilks - Which side?

Burst - East, West, North, South.. The middle! They are all nasty! This city is worse then Hardcore Kid's underwear drawer!

Wilks - Its not that bad Nick. In fact, Chicago is one of the cleaner big cities.

Burst - Pff.. Ya. So anyway, we have Sikamike and Chris Wattz.. Two of the most mentally unstable people in UOWF going at it..

Wilks - Heres a clip of whats happened between the two in the past...

(The UOWF Studio Tron flashes and shows the flashbacks...)

(Sikamike is walking through the backstage area, alongside Gerbie. Who is handled well in a small cage. When suddenly Sikamike turns around. Too see none other than The MINI Diamond Kid. He then begins to taunt Sikamike. Yelling profanity at him, and spitting at him. On the other side is The Little Mexican Immigrant. He begins to dance. Sikamike is caught up in the moment and doesn't know what to do. When suddenly out of nowhere, Chris Wattz begins running down the opposite side of the hall. He clocks Sikamike with a chair out of nowhere. He yells at MINI DK, to do something and MINI DK heads over towards Sikamike... He scoops up Gerbie and hands him to Wattz. Wattz tucks him under the his arm and begins to take off running towards the other end of the hall..)

Wattz - Gerbie is mine!! And your ass is mine at Wired out.

(Sikamike grabs a ball of fur from out of his pocket. He sticks it into the cage. Not noticing that its not Gerbie...)

Wattz - Mmmmm... Fried Gerbil....

***LATER IN THE NIGHT***

(Sikamike lays the cage down on the steel steps then looks down into it.. He then notices that the Gerbil is gone and cries out in grief...)

Sikamike - GERRRRRBIEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOO!

Wilks - And so we salute you Gerbie.. You lived a hard life!

Burst - .. Your talking about a damn gerbil!

Wilks - Ya, but he was a brave gerbil..

Burst - And people say I'm dumb.. Good lord! Next up...

Wilks - We have the Tag Team title match! Four of the biggest names to ever grace the wrestling world, in one cell, for two titles! Chaimber and Dynamic Dynamite will take on the tag team champions, Venom and Kyle Davis!

Burst - And YES we do have a cell!

Wilks - Thanks to Smokey for clearing that up.. Chaimber and Double D have the advantage in this match, both men have been in the wrestling buisness longer and both have been in the OWF before.

Burst - ANd they are both as old as dinosaurs... Give me a break, Chaimber and Dynamic are a couple of over-rated assholes.

Wilks - So I take it your money goes on the champs?

Burst - As much as I love to say it.. Dynamic and Chaimber will LOSE tonight!

Wilks - With that said.. Lets see what lead up to this match...

(The UOWF Studio Tron flashes and shows the flashbacks...)

(The UOWF Cameras kick in and you see the small UOWF logo appear on the bottom rightside of the screen.. Your taken to the back, directly in front of the executive office.. There standing in the hall, with his cell phone to his ear and his hand covering his other ear.. He paces slowly to keep his singnal and the camera listens into his conversation..)

Prez Kozmo - So you are going to be here in time right?

(Silence araises as the person answers Kozmo's question.)

Prez Kozmo - Cool. Just don't take no shit from anyone. You are the man and you know it already.

(Again Kozmo is Silent as the person on the other end speaks.)

Prez Kozmo - Good business is going to be picking up later. I can feel it. See you when you get here big man.

(Kozmo with a smile on his face hangs up the phone and turns to walk off whistling.. Suddenly the door to the executive office opens up. Prez DK steps out and looks directly into Prez Kozmo's eyes and glares.. DK gives him inquizitive looks as he speaks.)

Prez DK - Who where you talking to?

Prez Kozmo - Huh?

Prez DK - Just now.. Who where you talking to on your cell?

Prez Kozmo - Oh.. My.... Grandpa, I got him box seats for the show.

Prez DK - Oh.. Alright.

(Prez Kozmo turns and smirks as he walks away and mutters these words..)

Prez Kozmo - Pfff....Dumbass...

***LATER IN THE NIGHT***

(The camera is focused on the parking lot. You see a long black limosuine pulling into the parking lot, and the camera approaches the vehicle trying to get a look into the windows. The camera now goes back to the commentators.)

***LATER IN THE NIGHT***

(The camera follows Venom up the ramp.. As he reaches the top of the ramp he pauses and the lights cut out.. After several attempts to come back on, the lights continue to flash for nearly 30 seconds. When the lights are fully restored, the fans and commentators are in awe.. To see Venom strung from the bottom portion of the UOWF Tron, hung up in barbwire... Behind him on the UOWF Tron.. Red Letters flash with dripping blood that read "Can you see the future? Can you see the Destruction. This is only the begining.")

Burst -Ahh! What the hell happened?

Wilks - Oh my lord... Venom looks lifeless! Hes just hanging there helpless!

Burst - Someone get him down damn it!!

Wilks - Go help him Nick..

Burst - I would.. But.. Ughhh... I am still injured..

Wilks - You look fine to me!

Burst - Shut up and call for help damn it!

***LATER IN THE NIGHT***

Nichols - Here is your winner... Kyle Davis!

(Kyle Davis is at the top of the ramp, and now standing on the stage.. Suddenly, drops of blood fall directly in front of him.. He looks up to the UOWF Tron, to see a cloaked figure standing to one side of it, holding onto the steel bars. Davis shouts up to the figure.)

Davis - Hey you son of a bitch! Why don't you come down here and show me what your made of? Ya your REEEAL big when you can attack people in the darkness...

(Davis takes another step towards the back, Suddenly from backstage, another figure pops out and clocks Davis with a lead pipe.. The figure grabs Davis by the legs and drags him backstage..)

***LATER IN THE NIGHT***

(The cameras cut backstage to show the same limo as earlier... This time the door is left open, the camera travels around to look inside, to show that its empty. The scene fades back to the ring.)

Wilks - Whoever was in that limo is now in the arena!

Burst - Or.. The limo was empty to begin with!

Wilks - Ya, or that... But lets assume that they are here in the arena!

Burst - Well whoever it is better show themselves before they have to face the Burst Feaver! Yaaa!!!

***LATER IN THE NIGHT***

(Suddenly the lights cut out again.. They attempt to flicker on, but keep cutting off.. Finally, a minute or so later.. The lights flash on, and there strung from a wooden cross is Kyle Davis. He has barbwire strapped into his hands and across his entire body. These words flash over the UOWF Tron.. "The first sacrifice will be the tag team champions. Who can stand against an unstopable force!")

Burst - Ahh! We're all gonna die!

Wilks - Calm down, they aren't after us.. I hope!

***LATER IN THE NIGHT***

(Suddenly from above.. The cloaked figure slowly desends from the rafters! The fans cheer madly as he lowers himself down directly in front of Chaimber. They look each other eye to eye, in a steel gaze of complete focus..)

Wilks - I have a feeling we are gonna get some answers on all tonights questions right here..

Burst - Kick his ass guy in the cloak!

(Just as the intensity is at its highest peak... The both of them hug! The man in the cloak removes his suit to reveal none other then....

Burst - What in the hell is going on? Whats he doing here?

Wilks - Its Dynamic Dynamite!! HES HERE IN UOWF!

(Chaimber pulls the mic from his pocket and speaks..)

Chaimber - Well it seems that the staff here in the UOWF didn't hear my demand. They seem to think I am just fooling around. I guess they don't take me serious.

(Dynamic shakes his head mockingly toward the camera.)

Chaimber - Well I told you fed heads I would bring chaos and destruction until I get what I want. What better place to start than the tag team titles. You can't keep the World title from my grasp for long. Watch as I dismantle everyone in my path in record time.

(Chaimber hands Dynamic the mic.)

Dynamic Dynamite - You know every since the old KFW days Chaimber and I have not always seen eye to eye. But right now we see the UOWF being over run by rookies. And the so called vets like danks are dropping the ball. Well it is time we show the newbies just how huge the price is in paying their dues. Wired Out. Chaimber and Dynamic against the current tag champs. Inside of a steel cage no dq. It is time to show you people in the UOWF just how deadly we can be. After all we are the two most dominant men in the sport today. And you can take that to the bank!..

(Dynamic throws down the mic as the UOWF logo pops up and the scene slowly begins to fade.)

Wilks - And thats how it all began!

Burst - Now we have those too idiots running around making asses of themselves and thinking they are legends!

Wilks - They ARE legends..

Burst - Pff.. Bull Shit! And I'm married to Jill Kelly!

Wilks - This match will go down into the history books of the UOWF!

Burst - And the winners will be.. Venom and Kyle Davis!

(The cameras cut backstage of the Untied Center.. Jackie Kissens stands next to Kyle Davis as she smiles into the camera and he stands expressionless with his hands on his hips.)

Jackie Kissens - I am here backstage with current co holder of the UOWF Tag Team Titles "The Dragom" Kyle Davis. Tonight he has his work cut out for him as he has got two matches to contend with. First off he has the Ladder Match for the Vacant North American Title and then later on he and Venom team against Dynamic Dynamite and Chaimber in a tag title defense. Though first care to comment about North American Title Match?

Kyle Davis - Comment about the North American Title? Huh! You want me to degrade Michael Carrington some more is that what this is all about Kissens? Damn right I will sicne jsut like the vast majority of my opponents in the past it appears I am once again going to be carrying this North American Title Match. Since Carrington hardly cares to show his face up onyl further angers a man like myself. Anger is the key to winning as I will have no remorse nor care what happens once I step into the ring with him. Carrington "The Dragon" shall strike and take you out so damn fast that it be a easy snag of the North American Title and off the hook above the ring it comes. Then off the ladder and Bang! Down to the floor as the man that stands here now is proclaimed the new North American Champion..

Jackie Kissens - Well Dynamic Dynamite as shown some fight against you and Venom this past week. You think you can handle to matches in one night?

Kyle Davis - Who are you to question what I can and can not go Kissens! You should be back doing whatever the hell you did before coming here because clearly you are clued out on what I am capable of doing. Dynamic Dynamite and his washed up partner Chaimber are nothing at this point. Neither one of them threatens or even gives me a reason to damn well worry about losing the tag titles. Venom and myself are fine tuned machine and it being a Hell in the Cell match only makes it even more dangerous. I grew up fighting in cages before I even wrestled in a match so take two singles stars that tore about Bloods bitch Shane Brooks and the EHW and let us run wild in no tag format. You got to be kidding as by all means there is no quit in my mouth . There is no stopping until we retain the world tag titles and that is that. The Dragon has Spoken, Heed the words and watch out!

(The Interview ends as the shot fades to a promo for the North American Title and then World Tag Title Match.)

Burst - You see.. Even Davis knows that hes gonna win!

Wilks - He is aweful cocky, he may get put in his place..

Burst - I'd rather him be put in your place Toby!

Wilks - Too bad, I am here 4 life!

Burst - Or until Prez DK finds out that your name is on the UOWF credit card reciet thats been maxed out.

Wilks - What? What are you talking about?

Burst - Don't lie! You know you did!

Wilks - I have never even seen the UOWF Credit Card!

Burst - Sure.. Who else would order man on man porn? We know its you!

Wilks - Your a sick sick man...

Burst - Your the one watching the gay porn! Whats up next?

Wilks - In the main event we have the most talked about match in UOWF.. The World Heavyweight title match! Jesse Williams will take on Shane Blade and Overdose! Lets take a look at how these guys got in the match...

***THURSDAY CLASH - (01-24-02)***

PA System - But I'm a creep! I'm a weirdo... What the hell am I doing here?.. I don't belong here...

(The crowd pops and the entrance ramp explodes with pyro, as "Creep" by Radiohead starts up. The chorus starts up, and Jesse Williams walks out from the back. The fans go nuts as he makes his way down to the ring. He slides in under the ropes and walks to the corner, he stands on the middle turnbuckle and points out to the crowd. A "Jesse" chant flows over the arena as he steps down and holds his arms up, he pulls a mic from his back pocket and begins to speak.)

Williams - Wow! What a warm welcome from the city that made the OWF! How you doin Phoenix Arizonnnnaaa!? Great to be back here, and what better way to come back then to be in a UOWF ring!? Which brings me to my next point, seeing how OWF has been known to screw me around in the past, I would like to ensure my chances.. Seeing how I am basically the prime time guy here in UOWF I should get more then the others. And thats why I am demanding that I am in the main event at this Feburary Pay Per View! What do you guys think? Me as UOWF World Champion?

(The fans pop as a chant of "Jesse" continues to flow through the arena.)

Williams - The fans have spoken! Now Dk, Koz, Storm.. Whoever the hell does that.. Do IT! Now, as my next order of......

PA System - Bone Bone Bone Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Now tell me whatcha gonna do when there ain't no where to run, When judgment comes for you, when judgement comes for you..

("Cross Roads" blares over the PA system as a large weed leaf is projectiled into the centre of the ring. Slowly but surely Matt Danks slowly strolls down to the ring, cigarette in one hand. Water in the other. He looks up at Jesse Williams and grins with his cigarette between his teeth. He hot boxes his smoke, then throws the butt down on the ground. He stops halfway down the ramp and grabs a mic from the ring announcer.)

Danks - Jesse! So good to see you again!.. Now get the fuck outta my ring!

Williams - Go kill yourself again you pyscotic son of a bitch.

Danks - What!? Whats that I hear?! A message? For Jesse!? Ok..... Hey Jesse, Mexicos callin get to packin the illegal alien crew is headin your way spic! Now get outta my fed! After all, I was the last OWF champion, therefore I should get my title back..

Williams - Quit your bitch Danks, the way I see it...

PA System - Ohhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah! Ohhhh Ah Ah Ah Ah! U---U---U---O--O---UOWF!

("Down With The Sickness" hits the PA system.. Danks and Williams both turn towards the enterance way. Suddenly President Diamond Kid, President Kozmo, and Commissioner Storm all walk out on the enterance ramp. Soon after the theme hits, Meca Blight stumbles out from the back and trips over the steel ramp. He composes himself and brings his glazed doughnut to his mouth and takes eat it whole.. He has a condom rapped around his head using it for a beanie as he opens the box of doughnuts that he is carrying and grabs another one out as Kozmo brings the mic to his mouth and begins to speak.)

Prez Kozmo - Well Danks, you have a very valid point. I see where your coming from. But you know just as well as everyone here, that you don't get anything in UOWF without working for it. So after a brief consideration of it, we decided that Matt Danks, you WILL fight in the main event at the next Pay Per View for the UOWF World Heavyweight title!

(Storm turns towards Kozmo and DK and gives them a blank look as he grabs the mic to speak.)

Commish Storm - What? What the hell do you mean? Why wasn't I informed of this decision?

Prez DK - You wheren't around, and we shouldn't have to inform you of decisions like this. Its a presidental benefit.

Commish Storm - Being the commissioner of the UOWF has benefits too! And the way I see it, Matt Danks should have to fight for his rights to the main event for the World Title.. So, as commish, I am officially declaring that Matt Danks will have to EARN his rights.. TONIGHT!

Prez Kozmo - Are you outta your fucking mind! You can't do that without our permission!

Commish Storm - Ohh I can't? Why don't you go back and take a look at the revised card I just made official an hour ago.. I already signed his match! Matt Danks, if you want the world title so damn bad.. You will have to face 2 men! And better yet, in a handicap match! And your oppenents.. Jack Ripper and.... MECA BLIGHT!

(Meca stops in mid motion from eating his doughnut, he looks up confused, with frosting all over his lips and mask. He drops his doughnut in his left hand and the box in his right as stands with his mouth wide open..)

Blight - WHAT!?

Prez DK - WHAT!? No.. No No No! Thats bull shit!

Jesse Williams - Hey Damn it! What about me!

Commish Storm - And.. If Danks does NOT win, then Jesse will take his spot in the main event!

Prez DK - Fuck you Storm...

(Prez DK drops the mic and heads for the back.. Kozmo turns and follows him back. After they both leave Storm looks out at Danks and Williams and simply nods. Storm heads for the back and leaves Meca standing on the enterance way, with his mouth still dropped in shock. You hear a whistle from behind the enterance way and Meca snaps outta it, he grabs his doughnut off the ground and takes a bite as he runs backstage.)

***LATER THAT NIGHT***

Blade lunges himself into the ring and tackles Williams to the mat. The brawl back and forth as Ripper manages to roll over on Danks and Meca stops bother Blacky Johnson the referee. He turns to see Ripper pinning Danks and counts, 1...2... and Danks kicks out after recovering from Jesse's Big Fuck You. Blade gets Williams on the ground leaning against the bottom turnbuckle as he begins to stomp a mudhole in Jesse's chest. Blade gets down and starts choking Williams. Meca is on the top rope and goes for a Missile Drop Kick to Danks, but DANKS MOVE AND MECA NAILS RIPPER WITH THE MISSILE DROP KICK! Danks covers Ripper, 1...2...3!

Nichols - And your winner, MATT DAAAANKSSS!

***MONDAY MOURNING - (01-28-02)***

Matt Danks stands and turns around and gets a boot to the gut then a hard DDT! Brandon Ashcroft grabs Jesse and puts him ontop of Danks.. He kicks the ref and Shane Blade tries to climb into the ring, Ashcroft rushes towards Blade and gives him an elbow to the forehead which knocks him off the aprion. Ashcroft then slides outta the ring and heads to the back. The ref slowly recovers and makes the count... 1...2...3.. just as the 3 count hits, Danks kicks out.

Nichols - Here is your winner who will go onto the main event at Wired Out... Jesse Williams!

(Shane Blade climbs into the ring and lifts up Jesse.. He kicks Jesse in the groin over and over again, then gives him a stunner! Jesse lays motionless on the mat, Shane pulls him over to the corner and climbs the turnbuckle.. He looks down at Jesse then leaps down giving Jesse a top rope leg drop! Shane turns and spits on Jesse's back.. He kicks him in the ribs a few times then reaches through the ropes and the time keeper gives him a mic..)

Shane Blade - YOU FUCKED UP JESSE!

***THURSDAY CLASH - (01-31-02)***

PA System - Oh AH AH AH AH... Oh AH AH AH AH!

Wilks - Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to UOWF Thursday Clash! We are coming to you live from Los Angeles California, in the Staples Center for 2 hours of intense action! Right now, Prez DK is making his way to the ring to kick off the show!

("Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed hits over the PA... The commentators continue to speak as the lights dim and Prez DK steps out onto the stage.. He looks out over the sold out crowd as they give him a mixed reaction and he creaps down the ramp then slides into the ring. He reaches through the ropes and requests for a mic, they toss one into the ring and he begins to speak.)

Prez DK - Hello LA, the city where dreams and pollution both araise... Tonight, we are prepared for yet another name to be added to the main event at UOWF Wired Out! Who will it be? You'll see in about 2 hours, when the man with a plan snatches away the victory and is named another contender to the world title! And after that match is ended, I have taken it upon myself to sign an official document to CLOSE all other entries into this match! Nomore! It will be 3 men in the match, and that will be it! No-body else damn it! It will be Danks Vs. Williams Vs. tonights winner. This document is air tight, and not even Joseph Storm can change it to what he wants.. Why? Because I own this federation and what I say goes... And when I say that SHANE BLADE will go onto the main event.. Well DAMN IT.. I MEAN IT!

PA System - Are You Scared!!!

(As the lights are out a HUGE explosion goes off right in front of the titan tron.. Just then "Ain't Comin' Out" plays and the lights begin to flicker red and black. Venom stands right at the front holding his arms straight out for a minute. He turns around and walks towards the top of the entrance way ramp. Wearing a Venomizer shirt and black pants with Venom written on the sides and green designs on them he stands there, looking out to the fans. Raising his arms forming an X he shows the fans it. Then bringing his arms down another explosion goes off right in front of him. He grabs a mic from his back pocket as the fans go crazy and he speaks..)

Venom - DK, DK, DK.. When will you learn?

Prez DK - Wh...

Venom - AHHHHHHH... SHUT UP! I'm talking here! Now first you place me in this match that I don't even want in the main event, secondly you come out here and say that Shane Blade is gonna win it. Now if I am not mistaken, didn't I tell you when I signed my contract, that I wanted to stick with my tag team action for a while? Isn't that what I told you? And you still put me in this match! Well DK, you can count me out of your little main event.. Why? Why is it that you insist on placing me in the main event my first night back? Is it the ratings? Or are you trying to play me for a fool? I know your tricks DK, we've been both friends and enemies at points of our careers.. And if you think for one second, that I am going to fall for what you have planned tonight, your wrong! Your dead wrong! I'll be watching my own back DK, you better watch yours..

(Venoms music blares up and he turns away and heads for the back.. Prez DK just shrugs his shoulders and heads for his office. The camera turns back to the commentary table.)

***LATER THAT NIGHT***

The fans start chanting "UOWF! UOWF! UOWF!" Venom and Shane stare a hole into each other, as Venom chops Shane Blade accross the chest. Shane hits Venom with one back, as Venom whips Shane into the ropes, and catches him with a spine buster! Shane then exits the ring from under the bottom rope, and grabs a chair, he slides it in, Shane sticks his head out a little bit, as Venom capitalizes and hits a leg drop, as Shane's face hits head first into the chair! Venom picks the bloody Shanes up, as he flips him the bird, hooks him up, and hits a vicious Brainbuster! 1..2..kick out! Kick out by Shane Blade! Venom stands up with frustration, but Shane hits a low blow! Venom goes down in a heap, as Shane raps Venom up in the Sharpshooter! Shade rides back on Venom's back as Venom tries to grab the bottom rope, but his hand falls, it looks like a tap, the ref calls for the bell!

Wilks - What in the world..

Burst - HE TAPPED OUT! I SAW IT!

Wilks - Acctually..

Burst - SHUT UP! I said he tapped out damn it!

Nichols - Here is your winner.. And advancer to the main event at Wired Out... Shane Blade!

***THURSDAY CLASH - (02-07-02)***

PA System - Ooooo aaah aaah aaah!!

("Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays over the arena as DK struts down the ramp all serious and rolls into the ring, pulling a mic out of his khaki pocket.)

Prez DK - Cut the music... Now, as most of you probably seen moments ago, the UOWF World Title was stolen... Now I'm not positive who did this, but I'm willing to work with this person. Now, Matt Danks, quite frankly, I'm sick of your attitude back stage you've been cocking up, and ya know what? YOU'RE FIRED!

Wilks - WHOA! DANKS JUST GOT THE BOOT!

Burst - We're a man short for Wired Out's Main Event now..

Prez DK - Now, whoever comes forth with the prestigious UOWF World Title.. well you can take Danks' spot at Wired Out.

("Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed plays over the arena as DK leaves the ring area to the back executive office.)

***LATER THAT NIGHT***

(Venom gets out of the ring and walks to the back and The Masked Man grabs up Shane Blade and drills him with another EVENFLOW DDT. The Masked Man points up and down from the ceiling 2 Crosses are being lowered into the ring. One on each side. On one side of the ring Jessie Williams is bound by barbwire around his wrist and ankles to one of the croses. The Masked Man rolls out of the ring and pulls out a roll of barbwire from under the ring and throws it inside. The Masked Man rolls back in and places Shane Blade on the another cross and bounds his wrist and ankles with barbwire.. The Masked Man points up and the Cross with Shane on it floats up a little about the same height as the one Jessie is on.The Masked Man rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair and throws it into the ring. The Masked Man looks under the ring and pulls out a bag and throws it into the ring. The Masked Man rolls back into the ring. He looks at both men. They stare at him and try to move but can't. An Slowly removes the Mask. His hair falls out of the Mask.)

Wilks - ITS OVERDOSE! OVERDOSE IS HERE!

Burst - Bahhh Who cares... hes a has been!

(Overdose grabs the bag and pulls TWO Barbwire Crowns out from the bag. Overdose slowly walks over and places the Barbwire Crown on Jessie's head and you can hear him scream loud. Overdose looks over at Shane Blade and you see his eyes are wide open. Overdose places the other Barbwire Crown on Shane's head and he starts to bleed. Overdose picks up the chair and hits Jessie on the top of the head driving the Barbwire Crown deeper into Jessie's head. Overdose turns around with a evil smile and runs across and does the same to Shane. Both men seem to be knocked out and Overdose points up and the Crosses slowly rise up and blood drips down into the ring.Overdose picks up the bag and puls out the UOWF World Title. Overdose raises the title high over his head. Overdose rolls out of the ring as Beatiful People by Marylin Manson blast over the PA. Overdose gets at the top of the ramp and pulls out a mic)   

Overdose - An you thought it was safe to return to the ring... Never Again... YOUR SINS WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN! Oh Yea Diamond Kid.. I found your World Title.. Now I get my reward...PPV...What was a single's matchup between the likes of Shane and Jessie Is now a Triple Threat World Title Match...The Dark Days Are Now Amoung Us! FEEL MY PAIN!           

(Overdose drops the mic and walks to the back, as you see DK, Storm, and Kozmo look on in the back.)

Wilks - OVERDOSE IS IN THE MAIN EVENT AT WIRED OUT! We are outta time.. See you Monday at Mourning!

Burst - What a cheap way to get into that match.. Overdose is a fuckin loser!

Wilks - But it worked..

Burst - Ya but he had to cheat his way in! I'd rather see The Mexican Jesse Williams win before Overdose!

Wilks - Wow! Never thought I'd hear you say that Nick...

Burst - Eh.. Well shit can happen!

Wilks - This match will be huge.. Alot of hype behind it, three of the biggest names that OWF or UOWF has ever seen will face off HERE later tonight only on pay per view!

Burst - It will be a good one, I will say that.. And god damn it!!!! Its worth 30 bucks! So order it!

Wilks - We have a clip of the recent Shane Blade autograph session last sunday that we will play for you that missed it..

(As the scene opens, we desend upon the ticket booth in front of the Rose Guarden in Portland, OR. There sitting behind a large metal desk in the mornings air, sits Shane Blade. Hundreds of fans are lined up outside of the arena, waiting for an autograph from Shane Blade. He is sitting forward in the chair, continiously signing autographs for his fans, when suddenly you see a large stretch limo arrive on scene.)

Shane Blade - And whos this too...

Fan - Jessica Delian.

Shane Blade - Alright, here you go Jessica.

(The limo doors open and out comes President Diamond Kid.. He approaches Shane Blade and stands behind him proudly as he looks over the long line of fans.)

Prez DK - Well Shane.. It looks like you have your work cut out for you today.

(Shane stops and looks at DK and barely whispers)

Shane Blade - Ya, how many of these damn things you gonna make me do this year?

Prez DK - 2 or 3... You know how it is Shane, publicity is big for a young career.

Shane Blade - Also stressful.

Prez DK - What can I say.. Thats the price it takes to be a big time in this buisness... Gotta run, I have things to plan.

(Prez DK walks towards the arena doors as he is crowded by several fans, security quickly rushes over and pushes the fans back for Diamond to step through.. The chant of "cheap ass" flows through the crowd as Diamond turns and smiles, then shrugs his shoulders.)

Shane Blade - Alright... whos next?

(From behind you hear a deep voice answer out.. The camera turns to show Overdose gleeming at Shane Blade from behind... Hes covered in his long trench coat as he comes from the shadows of the side door to the box office)

Overdose - Your next.. Bitch!

(Overdose charges out and nails Shane Blade with an elbow to the face. Overdose holds Shane down and punches him repeativly in the face with right hands.. Shane manages to push him off as the security keeps the fans away. Shane leaps out of his chair and folds it in, he swing it, but misses Overdose! Overdose kicks him in the midsection then plants him with the Flatline DDT on the sidewalk! Overdose stands up as the crowd begins to boo him, he looks out over the fans, and without a word said, he walks back to the side door of the arena. Security rushes over to pick up Shane Blade as blood rushes off his forehead. He stands and picks up his chair, Shane frantically throws the chair against the box office wall while the crowd stays silent..)

Shane Blade - OVERDOSE!! Your ass is dead next week!

(Metics arrive to patch up Shane Blade as the scene fades to black.)

Wilks - And thats how the cow ate the cabbage!

Burst - That my line asshole!

Wilks - And Overdose struck again durning Jesse Williams autograph session! But this time the outlook was a little different..

Burst - This autograph session was NOT aired on the UOWF network due to technically diffaculties with the camera crew.

Wilks - But now that we have the footage we will play it for you..

(The scene slowly comes in to the front of the United Center, right at the north enterance by the ticket master booth.. There behind a table with his shades draped over his eyes sits Jesse Williams. Theres a line of people that nearly surround the block as Jesse just now begins to sign autographs. Suddenly you see a large throw net fall from the sky... It covers Jesse Williams and he struggles to get free, only binding himself worse.)

Jesse Williams - What the fuck is goin on?

(From above, you see Overdose prepel from the top of the United Center from a cable. He reaches the ground and unhooks himself, then rushes towards Jesse.. Jesse easily tosses the net off him and slings the steel chair right into Overdose's face.)

Jesse Williams - What bitch? You thought I was caught?

(Jesse scoops up the chair and swings it at Overdose, plowing him in the face with it. Overdose falls to the ground, covered in his own blood...)

Jesse Williams - You think I'm stupid? Your the stupid one! You silly mother fucker!

(Jesse drives the edge of the chair into Overdose's face as Shane Blade rushes out from the side of the arena.. He runs over and kicks Overdose in the nose then drags him by the collar of his coat, into the box office.)

Burst - Shane Blade kicked Overdose's ass!

Wilks - Jesse did all the work!

Burst - NEVER! Check out the footage, obviously as you saw, Shane did the dirty work.

Wilks - What?

Burst - Come on.. You know that dragging Overdose's fat ass down the sidewalk is the hard part!

Wilks - He's hardly fat!

Burst - Hes almost as fat as Nichols!

Wilks - Noooooo... He'll NEVER be that fat!

Burst - Ya, your right!

Wilks - Well fans we are almost out of time, I understand that Smokey Greene is conducting his final interview in the parking lot..

(The camera cuts backstage to show Overdose standing next to Smokey Greene in the underground parking lot..)

Greene - Overdose, nice to see you again.. Its been a few days since we last spoke at UOWF Vebal Chaos, is there anything else you'd like to add about tonights match?

Overdose - Tonight... I...

(Overdose is interupted as you hear the blaring sound of a horn coming from the ramp leading into the parking lot.. You see a large black truck peak over the top of the lot... It roars down the ramp and flies right past Overdose, you see a net fly out of the back of the truck as Smokey Greene and Overdose are caught in it.. The truck swings around and cuts Overdose off and suddenly Shane Blade leaps out of the back of the truck with a lead pipe and the truck door flies open as Jesse Williams leaps out of the cab.. The rushes over to Overdose and Shane hits him over the top of the head with the pipe.. Smokey struggles to get lose but cannot manage. Shane and Jesse scoop the net up and tie it shut then toss Smokey and Overdose in the back of the truck.. They climb into the cab and the truck rumbles as it starts as the scene fades into the United Center kicking off UOWF WIRED OUT!)