(The camera cuts backstage to show Overdose standing next to Smokey Greene in the underground parking lot..)

Greene - Overdose, nice to see you again.. Its been a few days since we last spoke at UOWF Vebal Chaos, is there anything else you'd like to add about tonights match?

Overdose - Tonight... I...

(Overdose is interupted as you hear the blaring sound of a horn coming from the ramp leading into the parking lot.. You see a large black truck peak over the top of the lot... It roars down the ramp and flies right past Overdose, you see a net fly out of the back of the truck as Smokey Greene and Overdose are caught in it.. The truck swings around and cuts Overdose off and suddenly Shane Blade leaps out of the back of the truck with a lead pipe and the truck door flies open as Jesse Williams leaps out of the cab.. The rushes over to Overdose and Shane hits him over the top of the head with the pipe.. Smokey struggles to get lose but cannot manage. Shane and Jesse scoop the net up and tie it shut then toss Smokey and Overdose in the back of the truck.. They climb into the cab and the truck rumbles as it starts as the scene fades into the United Center kicking off UOWF WIRED OUT!)

(The camera slowly desends inside the United Center just after the finsh of the UOWF WIRED OUT PRESHOW! The fans eurupt as pyro shoots to the roof! The cameras scan the sold out crowd as they sit in anticipation for the biggest UOWF event known to date. Signs are hung around the arena supporting their favorite UOWF wrestlers! One that reads "Gerbie! Rest in Peace.." Another just down from it that says "Overdose fears The Mexican!" The cameras switch off as you hear sirens scream over the PA system and the UOWF tron flashes.. Suddenly the lights dim low and a single blue spotlight surfs the crowd then stops right infront of the enterance way...)

PA System - Do you feel my strength? Can you see my, My.. My... My.... POWWWWER!!! OHH AHH AH AH AH!

Wilks - Hello UOWF fans and welcome to UOWF WIRED OUT! We are here LIVE from the United Center in Chicago to bring you the most anticipated UOWF event known to date! If you caught the preshow then you know that we have several action packed matches instore, but for now Prez DK is on his way out to address some issues!

(With an euruption of fireworks that flare high into the air and sparkle down over the crowd, the UOWF flashes pictures of President Diamond Kid.. He steps out onto the ramp way and looks over the thousands of fans packed into the United Center. He shakes his head back and forth then travels down the ramp, with his head tilted down looking at each step he takes. He slides under the ropes as "DK's Remix of Down With The Sickness" blats over the PA system. He stands up in the ring and again looks into the crowd as the chant of "Cheap Ass" fills the arena. He grins as he pulls the mic to his mouth and begins to speak.)

Prez DK - WOOOOOO! Its UOWF FEVER! Hello Chicago!!

(The fans scream as they hear the name of their city.)

Prez DK - Its more then a pleasure to be here again after such a long time! If you don't know already, we have an awesome show for you tonight! And later here tonight.... in this VERY ring.. We will have a match of all matches to name the first ever UOWF World Heavyweight champion! His name will live on with the many legends of the OWF. But, regretfully I would like to inform you.. That due to certain circumstances... Jesse Williams WILL NOT be participating in tonights main event.

(The fans snarl at Prez DK as his words echo throughout the arena..)

Prez DK - Yes, thats right.. For leaving the arena in his personal vechile eariler tonight, he will NOT be allowed to re-enter the arena due to contract stipulations that state he is NOT allowed to leave the arena once he has arrived. So tonights main event will be a ONE ON ONE match between Overdose and Shane Blade!

PA System - Soft-Core fa lifffffeeee!

(Commish Storms theme hits the PA system.. The fans give him a mixed reaction as he steps out onto the ramp.)

Commish Storm - You know DK, as much as I HATE to say it.. Your right! Your absolutly right! Jesse's contract states that he will NOT be able to re-enter this arena later tonight.. So we are putting security guards backstage just in case Jesse attempts to enter the building. Sorry Jesse, you blew this one! And speaking of blowing matches, I see that Chris Wattz vs Sikamike is really gonna be a sinker... So I am officially canceling this match and declaring MYSELF the UOWF PDA champion! And my defence tonight will be against Jack Ripper!

PA System - Oh AH AH AH AH!

(The PA system crackles and the UOWF Tron fires up again... Suddenly Prez Kozmo steps out of the ramp with a mic in his hand.)

Prez DK - What the fuck is this? An executive meeting?

Prez Kozmo - First off... Storm, I'm not sure what the hell you think your doing, but canceling that match will NOT happen! And as far as naming yourself PDA Champion... Dream on pal, your shitty 15 minutes of fame is up!

Commish Storm - Shit.. It was worth a try!

Prez Kozmo - Get your happy ass outta here Storm.. Oh and Storm.. Wipe your mouth, theres shit coming out!

(Commish Storm whipes his mouth with his sleeve as he turns and walks to the back.. Kozmo throws the mic down the ramp to the ring then follows Storm..)

Prez DK - Jesse, if your watching.. Where ever you may be, this is your warning.. Come into OUR arena, and your ass is grass.

(The fans continue the chant of "cheap ass" as Diamond slides out of the ring and heads to the back.)

Wilks - Well hello again OWF fans! It appears that Jesse Williams will NOT be aloud into the arena tonight!

Burst - Good! Its about damn time the executives put there foot down and stomped that little roach!

Wilks - I know there are alot of disappointed fans in the arena and at home right now, Jesse Williams is a huge part of this federation, and it seems that the first UOWF PPV wouldnt be the same without him!

Burst - Who gives a fuck? We have a sold out crowd with over 10 million viewers watching us right now! Jesse is just a side factor when it comes to tonights card!

Wilks - We do have an excellent show ahead with every single title on the line tonight.

Burst - So what are we waiting for? GET TO THE RING!

Wilks - This first match won't be in the ring, its a Doughtnut eating match for the UOWF Discount title.. Lets get to Fatty.. I mean.. Nichols for the rules.

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a doughnut eating match! The first man to reach the 130 weight limit will be the winner! Coming to the table at this time... Deshard Carrington!

(Deshard steps out on the enterance stage then walks over to the table thats stacked high with boxes of doughnuts.. He takes his seat and places a box in front of him.)

Nichols - His oppenent.. Nemesis!

(Nemesis walks out and takes a seat to the far side of Deshard..)

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Deshard trips him on his way and Nemesis turns around and clubs Deshard in the back. Meca Blight quickly jumps in the middle of the two and instructs them to sit down... After both men are seated Meca raises his arms in the air.. Then speaks.

Meca Blight - Lets Get Ready To.... EAT DOUGHNUTS!!!!

Meca sits down and all three men begin to scarf down doughnuts.. The camera cuts back to the commentary table..

Burst - Whats the point in this match?

Wilks - To eat doughnuts!

Burst - God this is stupid! I wanna see some fighting damn it!

Wilks - We will check in later to see how that match is going.. For now lets move on to the next match!

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for elimination style and a North American Title Contension match! Coming to the ring at this time Talon!

(All lights black, as Points of Authority blares out from the crowd. Suddenly an explosion of white lights from the top of ramp, and a spot light goes from one side of the arena to the centre of the ring, this happens in the other three corners, and in the last Talon's silhouette can be seen standing on turnbuckle with his arms out.  Spot lights off, and strobe lighting as Talon jumps of the rope and displays a lethal combination of speed, kicks and punches. Lights up)

Nichols - And now.. Inferno!

(Inferno steps out on the ramp and looks to the crowd then walks to the ring.)

Nichols - And finally... Sniper!

(Snipers theme hits and he steps out on the stage then walks down the ramp to the ring...)

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

The bell rings and Talon and Inferno both run at Sniper and put on the mat with a double drop kick. Talon gets to his feet faster than Inferno and kicks him in the stomach, then DDTs him. Sniper gets up and stomps away at both Talon and Inferno. Inferno gets the chance to roll out of the ring first. Talon gets up and Sniper irish whips him, he goes for a closeline, Talon ducks, spins and sends him down by with a kick to the back of his knee. Inferno slides in behind Talon and puts him on the mat with a reverse DDT! He covers.. 1 count only. Sniper gets up and pull Inferno over, fisherman's suplex! Talon reaches over and helps Sniper with the pin.. 1.. 2.. 3!!

Nichols - Inferno has been ELIMINATED!

Wilks - Smart move by Talon

Burst - Nah.. Now hes stuck with Snniiiipa!

Inferno rolls out of the ring.. Sniper and Talon get to their feet. They start to exchange punches! Sniper gets the upper hand and pounds him into the corner. Talon starts taking brutal punches to the face. He falls to his ass and Sniper steps back and runs towards him, Talon rolls over to the side and Sniper's knee meets the corner. He falls to the ground holding his knee. Talon takes advantage and puts him in a boston crab.

Wilks - Talon has been playing this match smart.

Talon pulls far back on his knee. Sniper pulls him self to the ropes in screams.. Talon lets go before he grabs the ropes. He slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from the outside. Sniper holds his leg on the ground. With chair in hands, Talon slides back in and swings down onto his knee.

Wilks - Now hes just getting dirty!

Burst - I'm paying to record this! It better get dirty!

Talon pulls the chair back into the air, swings back to the side of his knee. Then smashes it again, and again. The ref finally pulls the chair out of his hands. Talon turns around and starts to argue with the ref, Sniper takes the time to pull himself up with the ropes. He gets to one foot, holding himself with the turnbuckle, holding his knee in agny. Talon turns back to him and pulls bad leg up.. and snaps him down by it. Sniper lays on the ground, screaming. Talon takes his leg and locks him back in the one-legged boston crab. Sniper trys to pull himself over, but he can't take it! He taps!!

Wilks - Hes tapping Nick! Hes tapping!

Burst - Oh my god! Look he really is! I gotta call all my- Shut the hell up! I have eyes and a crystal clear monitor infront of me.

Nichols - Here is your winner... Taaaaloon!!

Wilks - You do?!

Burst - DK only bought one..

Wilks - Cheap ass.

Burst - Please.. He'll set you to flames, surrouded in 50's. He told me those light best.

Wilks - What?

Burst - You heard me Bitch!

Wilks - I heard you, but it didnt make much sense. But anyway, I understand that now we are about to see a promo of the new movie directed by Jesse Williams!

Burst - I thought we got rid of Jesse for the night!

Wilks - This was taped yesterday...

Burst - So why do we have to play it today?

Wilks - Just shut up and watch!

~~~~PROMO~~~~

(The UOWF tron flashes as the new promo for Jesse's up coming movie hits, We see Jesse Williams, wearing a fake goatee, and a purple french hat thing, sitting in a chair.)

Jesse - Im having a vision!

(The camera switches to Chris Wattz, wearing a Godzilla Costume, only being able to see his head, he is standing within a small city.)

Jesse - Okay, take it from the top..ready..and..action!

(Godzilla music plays as Wattz starts to stomp on the buildings as little explosions start to go off.)

Jesse - CUT!! No No No No!!

(Wattz stops stomping, Jesse growls at him and Wattz moves back to his spot.)

Jesse - ANNNND..ACTION!

(Wattz starts to stomp, but then a woman wanders onto the set, with a bowl of soup.)

Jesse - CUT!!

Woman - Here Chris..Eat Your Chunky Soup..

(Chris looks at the woman, then at the soup.)

Chris - Who are you?

Woman - Im your mom..here to fill you up right..

(Chris looks puzzled...)

Chris - No you're not

Woman - Yea i am..

Chris - No you're not

Woman - Yea i am..

Chris - No you're noootttttt...

Woman - Yea i am..

Jesse - No you're not..

Woman - Yea i am..

Chris - No you're not

Woman - Yea i am..

(Wattz takes the bowl of soup.)

Chris - This shit tastes horrible anyways..

(Wattz takes a spoonful and eats it.)

Chris - Wait..Its not that bad! Try Some!

(Wattz throws the soup in his moms face, she runs off crying.)

Jesse - Ready Chris?!

Chris - Yea!

(Godzilla music starts again.)

Jesse - AND..ACTION!

(Chris starts to stomp again, but he slips on some soup, hitting his head on a 'powerline' he starts to roll down the set with powerlines surrounding his body. He ends up at the end of the city, knocked out, with his body covered in powerlines..Meca Blight comes out of no where, and jumps on Wattz..)

Meca - WATTZILLA... AHHHH! BAD!! MECAZILLA.... GOOD!!

(Meca continues to do jumping jacks on Wattz.)

Jesse - CUT! THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!! 'WATTZILLA; THE MOVIE' WILL BE OUT IN NO TIME!!

(A promo ends for 'Wattzilla; The Movie', as it goes back to the announcers.)

~~~~PROMO~~~~

Burst - AHHH! Not Wattzilla!

Wilks - Well.. That was... Ugh.. It was unusual!

Burst - GOD SAVE US ALL! WATTZILLA IS COMING!

Wilks - Its just a movie!

Burst - Its a horror movie!

Wilks - Acctually I think its an action flick.

Burst - No.. Its a Horror movie, because god was it HORRIBLE!

Wilks - Well lets cut to the next match!

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for elimination style and a North American Title Contension match! Coming to the ring at this time Devastation!

(All of the lights in the arena go dark except for bright red strobe lights in the entrance way.  After a few moments of silence, the curtain parts and out walks the most powerful UOWF wrestler ever.... "Big D" Devastation.)

Nichols - And now.. Fat Ass Tod!

(Wonderboy by Tenacious D hits the PA as F.A.T makes his way to the ring in his usual sweats and white shirt. He scratches himself then struggles to get on the ring apron after 5 minutes he gets in the ring and tries to catch his breath)

Nichols - And finally... Jack Ripper!

(The lights dim as Rippers theme hits.. He slowly trudges to the ring.)

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Burst - What? What the hell?

Wilks - Jack the Ripper is laying on the asile floor!

Burst - Hes has a bottle of Jack Daniels with him! Oh! Hes getting up...

Big D and FAT stand in the ring look out at their oppent. Jack gets up to his knees and starts to crawl his way to the ring. Big D turns and closelines FAT down to the mat. He slowly drags FAT to his feet by his hair. Big D swings him agianst the ropes and drops kicks FAT. He stumbles back and Big D lowblows FAT after the dropkick. FAT falls back down onto his face. Big D takes the time to roll out of the ring and grab a table. FAT moans as he gets to his feet. He sets it up on the outside and rolls back in the ring. FAT punches his, Big D fights back. FAT then puts his away with a powerful right. He jumps in the air and lands a bodysplash on Big D.. 1.. 2.. Big D kicks out. FAT picks up Big D and picks him up for a bodyslam, but drops Big D onto his knee.

Burst - Oh no! Its over now. Looks like Jack the Ripper made it to the ring

Wilks - Hes ovbviously drunk. He can get seriously hurt!

Burst - I know.. Its going to be sweet!

Ripper rolls in the ring and stumbles over to FAT they stare at each other and Ripper looks down at his gut. He pokes it with his bottle of jack daniels and starts to laugh.

Burst - What a move!

FAT launhes a right fist to his face.. Jack stumbles back agianst the ropes and falls over! He goes through the table! FAT looks down, dumbfounded. 1... 2...

Wilks - Ouch...

FAT walks back over to Big D, he lowblows FAT again! 3... 4... FAT falls to his knees. Big D gets up and starts to ram his fist to his face. Then knees him in the mouth. 5... 6... 7.. FAT falls down and Big D covers.. The ref does two counts at once.. 1.. 8.. 2.. 9.. Kick out! 10!!

Nichols - Jack Ripper has been ELIMINATED!

Burst - Jack was close.

Wilks - Almost World Champion

Burst - ...Shut up Wilks.

Big D stomps on FAT before picking him up. He whips him to the corner, FAT reverses.. Runs over.. Body Avalanche!! Big D gets crushed!! He falls out of the corner face first! FAT slowly.. Slowly climbs to the top rope.. He jumps off.. And lands on Big D!

Wilks - Litteraly... 456lbs falling!!

Burst - Oouch?!

1... 2.. 3!!

Nichols - Here is your winner... FAT!!!

Wilks - Talon is taking no time! Hes already on his way down, with a chair!!

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Its a North American title Contender match! Already making his way down to the ring.. TALON!

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

FAT stands up and signals Talon to hurry up. Talon runs in, swings the chair, FAT ducks! Talon spins around and is laid out with a closeline! FAT mounts Talon and pounds away on his face. He sits on his chest.. 1.. 2.. Kick out by Talon. FAT stands to his feet and goes to sit back down on Talon again, but misses! Talon then hits FAT in the face with a superkick. Talon covers, 1...2.. and FAT throws Talon off of him. FAT gets to his feet as does Talon, Talon goes to kick FAT in the mid-section this time, but FAT catches Talon's and spins him around, FAT grabs Talon from behind, and hits a reverse brainbuster. FAT bounces off the ropes and hits his belly as the blubber jiggles around, and FAT hits a big splash right onto Talon. He then drags Talon into the corner of the ring, as, FAT climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking for Death From Above.

Wilks - This looks like FAT's finisher, Death From Above coming up, and that'll be all for Talon if FAT connects.

Burst - Blubber From the Sky should be more like it.

Talon quickly gets to his feet and low blows FAT! FAT falls off the top turnbuckle and Talon rolls him up, 1...2.. and FAT barely kicks out. Talon takes attempts to body slam FAT, but can't pick him up. FAT smiles, and slaps Talon in the face on both sides with both hands, knocking him down. FAT then goes back to the top turnbuckle, and this time hits DEATH FROM ABOVE ON TALON! FAT covers, 1...2...3!

Nichols - Your winner, and NA Number One Contender, FAT ASS TOD!!!

Wilks - That makes FAT the PDA and North American Number One Contender.

Burst - Impressive for such a fat ass no body.

Wilks - But now we get to the big part of the card! The naming of the UOWF Network champion. But first we will check in on the scales for the Discount Weight doughtnut match.

(The cameras travel up the ramp and show Deshard and Nemesis standing next to the scales.. Deshard is the first to step up on the scale.. Nichols adjusts his weight then announces it...)

Burst - Good thing Nichols isn't on the scale, he'd tip the damn thing!

Nichols - Deshard Carrington is currently at 228 lbs!

(Deshard steps down and smirks... Nemesis steps up as Nichols weighs him in.)

Nichols - Nemesis is currently at 228 and 1/2 lbs!

(Nemesis steps down and glares at Deshard, he turns away back towards the table and Deshard clotheslines him from behind... He picks up Nemsis and attempts to give him a death valley driver.. But Meca quickly grabs Nemesis and pulls him down.. Meca points to the table and both men trudge over and sit back down.. Deshard wobbles a bit then leans over and vomits all over Nemesis's box of doughnuts.)

Burst - Ahh thats some sick shit!

Wilks - Ahhh.. I can never look at a box of doughtnuts again!

(Meca looks down at the puke then gags a bit.. He turns around and pulls down his mask and pukes on the stage. Nemesis leaps up and looks Deshard strait in the eyes.. Then Nemesis gags and vomits right on Deshards chest. The cameras cut back to the commentators table as the cleanup crew rushes out.)

Burst - Ahhh thats just sick! I told you this match was a bad idea!

Wilks - They will never gain weight by puking it all up like that!

Burst - Just shut up.. God thats sick!

(Lillian Garcia stands in the locker room area who pulls Spike Love aside to ask him a few questions about his behaviour earlier in the night Spike stops, pulls off his Oakleys Smiles and looks at Lillian, the fans in the arena boo as Doctor Love takes his position for the interview)

Spike - Well..hello there..whats a fine young lady like you doing in a place like this?

Lillian - Spike, your actions tonight may have cost Mike Williams or Sickboy a title...if I were you I would be getting the hell out of Dodge as soon as possible!

(Spike smirks and nods his head)

Spike - Ya know..that was a work of art earlier..these two guys get all the glory while I work my ass off getting them here..and what does Spike get? Warnings from the president about showing up on his Saturday Wrestling program..Hell the poor slobs in the audience couldn't care less if Kaos pinned ODB for a three count..

Spike - Ya know..that was a work of art earlier..these two guys get all the glory while I work my ass off getting them here..and what does Spike get? Warnings from the president about showing up on his Saturday Wrestling program..hell the poor slobs in the audience couldn't care less if Kaos pinned ODB for a three count..they carted their empties all the way back to the beer store to get a look at Spike Love!

(The fans in the arena boo loudly.)

Spike - Ya know baby..I shoulda been in that match tonight..and I'd been walking out with the belt in one hand..and your ass perched on the other..

Lillian - Great..Spike..aren't you concerned about the reprecussions of tonights event?

Spike - Not in the least..this is the lead up to what I wanted the whole time..Monday night kids..Sickboy..Williams us three in a dance off..and I'm gonna dance all over your faces..

(All of a sudden Mike Williams rushes in and starts to beat on Spike Lillian Garcia jumps out of the way as the camera man tries to break up the disturbance Sickboy rushes the camera man knocking him over and jumps into the dogpile the scene changes back to the booth as the last image we see is a beaten Spike Love rolling on the ground)

Spike - Not in the least..this is the lead up to what I wanted the whole time..Monday night kids..Sickboy..Williams us three in a dance off..and I'm gonna dance all over your faces..

(All of a sudden Mike Williams rushes in and starts to beat on Spike Lillian Garcia jumps out of the way as the camera man tries to break up the disturbance Sickboy rushes the camera man knocking him over and jumps into the dogpile the scene changes back to the booth as the last image we see is a beaten Spike Love rolling on the ground.)

Burst - Eh.. Spike love.. Who gives a shit? Lets get to the ring!

Wilks - I happen to like Spike Love. Hes a hell of a wrestler.

Burst - Oh ya.. Hes right up there with the old WCW talent.. pffff...

Nichols - The following contest is schedules for a UOWF Network Title Battle Royal! Currently in the ring.. Lee and Triple P!

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Lee and PPP, start off the match. They struggle back and forth for a few moments before Lee whips PPP off the ropes, PPP comes back and nails a clothesline, and picks up Lee, lifting him over the top rope, but Lee holds on, but just barely. PPP lets go, as Lee clenches the top rope like a life line, PPP runs against the opposite ropes and comes back, nailing a drop kick on Lee through the ropes, eliminating Lee..

Wilks - Lee is Eliminated! And PPP has 30 seconds before the next opponent gets into the ring

Burst - Lee never had a chance really, so now PPP will have to wait for his opponent to come out..

Wilks - PPP is awaiting his opponent..

The clock reaches 10...9...8...the crowd starts to count down...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! A buzzer sounds and Mr. Niceguy runs out to the ring.

Wilks - It's Mr. Niceguy!!

He slides into the ring, but is met with rights and lefts by PPP, PPP whips him into the ropes, but Mr. Niceguy comes back, spearing PPP to the ground. He starts to nail PPP with rights and lefts of his own, as the clock reaches one minute before the next contendor comes in..Mr. Niceguy gets up, and picks up PPP, throwing him into the corner, beating away at him, as he tries to lift him off his feet...10...9...8...7...PPP kicks him in the face sending him backwards, but Mr. Niceguy comes right back trying to lift him again...6...5...4...3...2...1...the buzzer sounds, and Star runs to the ring. He slides in, and works with Mr. Niceguy to try to get PPP over the top rope. All efforts fail, so Star tries to throw Mr. Niceguy over the top, he fails to do that, as PPP nails a double drop kick to both men. He gets on top of Mr. Niceguy and starts to punch him, as the clock reaches the 45 second mark...Star gets up, and attacks PPP, lifting him up, and trying to throw him out, as Mr. Niceguy tries to throw out Star and PPP..10...9...8...All efforts are thwarted...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...the buzzer sounds, and from the ceiling Brandon Ashcroft gets into the ring. He unhooks himself and throws all 3 men out of the ring at once

Burst - Ashcroft just eliminated Mr. Niceguy, PPP and Star with one shot!!

Wilks - See, i told you..

Burst - Shut up! I wanted Ashcroft all along!

Wilks points and laughs at him, but Burst smacks him in the back of the head.

Wilks - Im gonna hurt you one of these days..

Ashcroft waits in the corner as the clock reaches the 55 second mark. He hoisters himself up onto the top rope and sits down, looking at his wrist and pointing to it, not even breaking a sweat as the 25 second mark passes by...he relaxes for a few seconds before he realizes the count is in the teens, he hops down and waits for his opponent...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...the buzzer sounds..and Griven runs to the ring, he slides in and starts to fight with Ashcroft, taking him to the ground, both brawl back and forth, before Griven gets the upper hand, he starts to kick Ashcroft in the head, before we know it, Ashcroft is bleeding from the head. Griven steps up and looks at the clock. 1 minute left, he starts to stomp on Ashcroft, keeping him down on the mat, making sure he doesnt get up and get the chance to eliminate him. Griven, starts to stomp faster and harder, he picks up Ashcroft and tries to throw him out, but Ashcroft holds on, just long enough for Griven to turn his back, Ashcroft hoists himself up, and he charges at Griven, as Griven ducks and nails a back body drop to the mat. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...the buzzer sounds and Jimmy Cool runs out, he runs into the ring, and starts with Griven, but Griven pushes him down to the mat, giving Ashcroft time to get up and attack Griven, he tries to eliminate Griven, but Jimmy Cool stops him, and tries to do it himself, Ashcroft punches Cool in the head, knocking him down. The clock reaches one minute, as Ashcroft pushes on Griven, trying to eliminate him, Cool gets up, and walks over to the corner, and sits down, watching. Ashcroft struggles, as Griven nails a low blow, and then nails a ddt to the mat..the clock reaches 25 as griven goes under the bottom rope to the outside, grabbing a chair, which he throws into the ring. He slides in, as the clock reaches 15 seconds, he starts pounding on Ashcroft with the chair...10...9...8...7...Griven continues to smack Ashcroft with the chair..6...5...4...3...2...1..the buzzer sounds and..Anderson runs out, he runs to the ring, and gets in, immediately going after Griven, and Griven decks him with the chair..Cool remains in the corner, smiling. Griven starts to slam on Anderson with the chair, Ashcroft struggles to his feet, and Griven swings at him, but Ashcroft ducks, and he kicks Griven in the gut, and he drops the chair, Ashcroft grabs the chair, and he decks Griven with the chair. The clock reaches one minute left.

Wilks - This is great action!! We are left speechless!

Burst - Shut up, nobody is speaking cuz we are all asleep..

Wilks - Not me!

Anderson gets up, and starts to attack Griven, as Ashcroft weilds the chair back, and nails Anderson. Ashcroft drops the chair and picks up Griven, attempting to Eliminate him, but he cant..Anderson gets up, trying to eliminate him as well..10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..the buzzer sounds and Joe King runs to the ring, he slides in, going right for Jimmy Cool, pouncing on him, and starting to get him into the fight. Joe King knocks down cool, and tries to eliminate Griven with the rest. Cool gets up, and attacks King from behind, knocking him out of the ring, to the floor.

Burst - Jimmy Cool just eliminated Joe King!!

Wilks - Thats gotta be a first for Jimmy!

Griven falls to the mat, avoiding elimination. Ashcroft starts to stop on him, 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..the buzzer sounds and Mike Williams runs out, and gets into the ring. He works right away on Anderson, he goes to clothesline him out, but Anderson ducks and Anderson nails a dropkick, sending Williams to the floor...Ashcroft nails Anderson out of the ring right after that which leaves Jimmy Cool, Brandon Ashcroft and Griven in the ring..Ashcroft attacks Cool, as Griven recouperates in the corner. Ashcroft looks to the clock as it reads 15 seconds..he punches cool..10...9...8...7...6...5...4...Griven stands up...3...2...1..the buzzer sounds and Mortal Torment runs out from the back. He runs into the ring, spearing Griven to the ground..he starts to punch away at Griven, before lifting him up, and discarding him over the top rope.

Burst - Griven has been in there a while!

Wilks - So has Ashcroft!

Mortal Torment stomps away on Jimmy Cool with Ashcroft, before Ashcroft nails a clothesline on Mortal Torment. He falls to the ground and starts to punch him. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..the buzzer sounds and Modares runs out from the back, he slides into the ring, as Cool gets up and starts fighting with him. He nails a low blow on Modares, and he clotheslines him out of the ring..

Wilks - COOL HAS ELIMINATED 2 PEOPLE!!

Burst - Oh no..he might win!

Jimmy Cool turns around and starts to attack Ashcroft, before Ashcroft stands up and kicks him down. Mortal Torment stands up, grabbing Ashcroft by the neck, and throwing him over the top rope to the floor..

Wilks - DAMNIT!

Burst - Looks like you were wrong, i knew he'd lose!!

Jimmy cool gets up, to get face to face with Mortal Torment, Jimmy Attacks him...10..9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...187 runs out from the back as the buzzer sounds. He runs to the ring, but Mortal Torment pushes Jimmy away, and he kicks 187 in the face, knocking him out of the ring

Wilks - Easy come..easy go..

Burst - Thats what your mom said..

Jimmy picks up the chair from before, and smacks Mortal Torment with it, stunning him a bit, and then he hits him again, making him fall. Jimmy turns to celebrate, but Mortal Torment gets up, and punches the steel chair into Jimmy's face..He picks up Jimmy, into a gorilla press position and throws him out of the ring..

Burst - DAMNIT!! NOT JIMMY COOL!!

The clock reaches 15 seconds as Mortal Torment waits for his opponent..10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...The buzzer sounds, and Sickboy, the Hardcore Kid, and Kalloway all run to the ring..

Burst - Look at the mexicans run!!

Wilks - I guess they are teaming up on him to defeat him..

Mortal Torment throws Kalloway out right away, but Sickboy and the Hardcore Kid punch him down, knocking him to the ground, Sickboy picks up the chair and starts to smack him with it. He and the hardcore kid celebrate, as Mortal Torment gets right up. He grabs The Hardcore Kid, and throws him over the top rope easily...as Sickboy looks at mortal torment..and runs to the ropes, and falls over them..eliminating himself.

Wilks - Your boy didnt do so good, did he?

Burst - Eat Shit!

Nichols - Here is your winner and NEW UOWF NETWORK CHAMPION....MORTAL TORMENT!

(The cameras fade to the parking lot.. You see Jesse Williams truck pull up right by the side enterance.. The fans in the arena scream as he and Shane Blade hop out of the cab of the truck after apparently taking care of Overdose.. Jesse and Shane walk side by side to the door when suddenly a line of security rushes out and stop them in their tracks.)

Guard - I'm sorry Mr Williams, but you cannot enter the arena.

Jesse - Bitch! Quit playin and get the hell outta my way.

Guard - This isn't a joke Mr. Williams, we where instructed NOT to let you into this arena tonight.

Jesse - Get outta my FUCKING way! I have to get ready for my match!

Guard - Mr Williams, I suggest you back up, before we have to use force.

Jesse - Fuck off, let me in this god damn arena! I already told you! I have a match to get ready for..

(Out of know where you hear a voice..)

Prez DK - No you don't!

(Prez DK steps out from the side of the arena and stands with his arms folded looking at Jesse.)

Prez DK - You no longer have a match tonight!

Jesse - What the hell are you talking about?

Prez DK - You'd know if you where here when the show started! You knew damn well that you where specified NOT to leave the arena once you got here! You where scheduled for a pre show interview as well as another autograph session this morning.. You failed to stay for the session, therefore I took it upon myself to REMOVE you from your match. Now get the hell off this property before I have you escorted..

(Jesse snarls as he takes a few steps towards Prez DK.. Security quickly rushes towards Jesse but Prez DK waves them off..)

Jesse - Your a brave brave man DK.. Stupid, but brave. If you think you can keep me outta this arena tonight, your DEAD WRONG! Tonight is my night! And DK.... If you have a problem with that, well.. You can EAT SHITTTT!

(Jesse turns away and leaps into his truck and revs the motor up... He speeds away in the distance as the scene cuts back to the arena.)

Burst - HA! He told Jesse how the cow ate the cabbage!

Wilks - This is unfair Nick! Jesse worked hard for his shot tonight..

Burst - Of course he worked hard, hes a mexican.. What do you expect?

Wilks - Thats horrible.. Lets check in with the Discount Title match..

(The cameras switch back to the stage where all the doughnuts have been eaten.. All three men are leaned back in the chair with full stomachs.. Deshard stands up and Nichols scales him in. Next Nemesis steps on the scale... After a slight debate Nichols asks Meca to stand on the scale... He weighs Meca in then grabs the mic.)

Nichols - Ladies and gentlemen... Weighing in at 234 lbs.... Deshard Carrington! Weighing in at 233.. Nemesis! Seeing how BOTH of these men are over the discount weight limit.. I am awarding the UNSCHEDULED participant in this match.. The Discount Weight Title! Weighing in at exactly 230 lbs.. Your NEW DISCOUNT WEIGHT CHAMPION.... MECA BLIGHT!!!!!

Burst - WHAT! NO!

Wilks - Whats the matter Nick?

Burst - They can't give Meca the title! Hes too... Stupid to be a UOWF Champion!

(Meca stands stunned as the ref holds up his hand... He looks around confused and the ref hands him the title.. Meca points at the title, then at himself, then back at the title, then himself again.. The ref nods his head and Meca holds the title up high.)

Burst - This is a sad sad day in the UOWF!

Wilks - Ahh its not that bad. Meca is a hell of an athlete!

Burst - Lets just go to the next match!

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a ladder match! Coming to the ring at this time... Kyle Davis!

PA System - Enter The Dragon!!

(Enter The Dragon then a loud crash is heard followed by Dragon Strike starts up. The Video for Kyle Davis plays as highlights his HWF career up till the change over to EHW. Various clips off him winning the world title and beign a thorn in side of people are shown as he walks out and stands there as Green flashes off light surround him. He makes his way down to the ring wear black and green wrestling pants and a black and green The Dragon shirt...)

Nichols - And his oppenent.. Michael Carrington!

(Lights go out....the fans erupt and start to chant Carrington as he walks out....and the music blasts...and everybody is jumping to the beat of his theme song...Michael comes out C walkin down the aisle and everybody is going wild...Then his ladies are behind him...and he walks down to the ring and everybody is wild....and the pyro is exploding and he gets in the ring...and gets on the top buckle and raises his hand and the fans erupt....as Carrington smiles and waits for his oppoenent.)

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Davis and Carrington Eye the NA title above their heads

Carrington - WHOOOOOOOOOOO Its CARRINGT--

Davis spears him to the ground. And gets up, he immediately goes for the Ladder, he gets out of the ring and brings the ladder into the ring. He sets it up in the middle of the ring, as he walks back over to Carrington, he throws him against the ropes, and clotheslines him to the ground. He locks Carrington in a headlock, as he is wearing him down. Carrington manages to pull himself up, and he nails a low blow on Davis, and he turns around, nailing a powerful right hand to the temple of Davis, Davis stumbles backwards, and he hits the ladder which shakes, but doesnt fall. Carrington catches him on the way back, and nails a rock bottom in the corner of the ring..

Wilks - Carrington eyeing up the NA Title..

Burst - Oh please no!!

Carrington starts to step up the ladder, but Davis gets up, he runs at the ladder and pushes it over, tipping Carrington to the outside, where he hits with a thud. Davis pulls himself up, and then the ladder. He starts to climb the ladder slowly, as Carrington starts to pull himself up with the apron, he pulls himself into the ring, and climbs to the top rope as Davis reaches the 3rd rung. Carrington jumps off, throwing his body against the Ladder, sending it over, and making both men crash next to the ladder in the ring. Carrington holds his shoulder as Davis holds his back. Both men lie in the ring, trying to pull themselves up.

Wilks - Both men are exhausted already!

Carrington starts to move first, he rolls out of the ring, reaching under the ring and pulling out a table which he slides into the ring

Burst - Oh boy!

Carrington gets into the ring and sets up the table, he picks up the ladder as Davis gets up, Carrington nails him in the head with the ladder, making him fall down. Carrington sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring, as he puts Davis on the table. He walks to the ladder, but trips, and smacks his jaw on the bottom rung, knocking him out.

Burst - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Just then..Brandon Ashcroft comes down from the rafters on a cable wearing a black trench coat and a black mask over his head. He lands on top of the ladder and unhooks the cable. Kyle Davis is laying on the table below as Brandon signals he is going to jump. Brandon jumps from the top rope and crushes Kyle Davis with a guillotine legdrop, through the table, echoing throughout the arena, as the fans start to chant, as all 3 men are out cold

Wilks - BRANDON ASHCROFT COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND NAILS A LEGDROP ON DAVIS KNOCKING HIMSELF, AND DAVIS OUT!!

Carrington is still out, as Davis and Ashcroft slowly get up. Davis looks at Ashcroft and nails the Dragon Strike, and Ashcroft rolls out of the ring. Carrington slowly gets up, and starts to climb the ladder. Davis turns around and Carrington is on the 4th rung. Davis climbs up behind him and taps him on the shoulder, he turns around and Davis locks him and he nails the Dragon Strike off the ladder to the mat.

Wilks - Dragon Strike!!

Davis lies there with Carrington. He moves first and crawls over to the ladder. He starts to climb, as his fingertips touch the belt. He takes his last step, and unhooks the belt, he falls to the mat.

Nichols - Here is your winner AND NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION...KYLE DAVIS!!

Burst - I told you he'd win! And hes gonna kill Chaimber later tonight!

Wilks - I didnt doubt that he wouldn't win. Davis is an excellent wrestler, but after that match its gonna be hard for him to take down Chaimber and Double D!

Burst - Bah.. Venom and Davis can take down anyone in UOWF! Thats why they are the tag champs!

Wilks - I think your ov...

Burst - SHUT UP! I'm tired of your damn opinions!

Wilks - I was just saying..

Burst - Ouggghhht! Shut Up! Lets go to The PDA title match!

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a PDA title match in downtown Chicago! Both contestants are currently on location!

The match begins on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago, right off of Lake Michigan. Sikamike and Wattz meet eachother on the opposite side of the road from the Lake, as they go toe to toe. Meca Blight, the referee for the match, steps up next to them egging them on to fight. Wattz looks over at Meca, and swings at him, knocking him down to the ground. Sikamike then pushes Wattz from behind into a tree. Wattz hits his head off the trunk of the tree, as Sikamike rips a branch off the tree, and swings for Wattz' head, but Wattz ducks under it and hits Sikamike with a spear down to the sidewalk. Wattz picks Sikamike up to his feet and whips him towards a wooden fence, blocking out some homes from the road. Sikamike breaks through the wooden fence, leaving a big hole. Wattz lunges after Sikamike through the hole, as you then see Meca finally back on his feet step through the hole. They are now in the backyard of some beaten down ghetto home. Wattz throws Sikamike down into a big pile of dog shit, as Meca makes a funny face, and then looks down to see he stepped in some dog shit. Sikamike rubs some of the shit on Wattz, and then pushes Wattz into the house. Wattz backs up against a window, as Sikamike goes to jump at Wattz, but Wattz moves and Sikamike flies through the window and into the little two room house! Wattz looks through the window to see Sikamike laying in a puddle of his own blood and some glass, as a rotwiler comes running into the yard. Meca takes off and leaps through the window as Wattz tries to follow, but only gets half way in when the rotwiler takes a bite at his leg. Wattz screams in pain, as he rears back and punches the dog. Wattz gets his leg free of the dog's mighty bite, and then kicks the dog across the face, knocking him backwards. Wattz rolls over into the house, as you then get a look inside. There are two black young men sitting on their couch, one with a fro with a pic in it. They each have a beer in hand, and have a 24 pack next to them, with Wired Out on their TV. They smile widely with pumped up looks as Meca takes a seat next to them, as they together watch Wattz and Sikamike brawl on the living room floor in person and on TV. Sikamike gets to his feet and throws a bong laying around on the floor at Wattz, but misses him. Wattz then stands up and tackles Sikamike into the wall, driving both of them through it. Wattz gets out of the wall, and rips a door out of place, and rams it across Sikamike's head hanging out of the broken in wall. On the couch, the guys give Meca a beer, which he begins drinking.

Burst - He can't drink on the job! That lucky bastard, he should be fired!

(At the announcer table Burst pulls out a bottle of vodka from his jacket and takes a drink of it.)

Wilks - What do you call that Nick?

Burst - Water, dry throat.

Back in the house, Wattz throws Sikamike through the coffee table in front of the couch. Wattz yells at Meca and the two homeboys to get off the couch, and then tips it over onto Sikamike. Wattz then pins the part of Sikamike not under the couch, but Meca is standing around talking with the guys drinking his beer, not paying attention. Wattz gets up and pushes Meca, causing Meca to spill some of his beer. The man with the fro then pushes Wattz back, forcing him to fall over the tipped over couch. They then hand Meca another beer, as Meca puts it in his pocket and smiles. Sikamike crawls out from underneath the couch and stumbles out the front door. Meca follows him out by dragging Wattz out as well. You then notice the McDonalds across the street, where there is a big line leading outside. Sikamike rips a mailbox out of the ground, and crushes the post over the top of Wattz' head. Sikamike then tosses Wattz into the middle of the road where a Plymouth Prowler comes cruising by, and slams on the brakes, but Wattz lands on the hood of the car, and rolls up the windshield, cracking it, then falls off onto the road. The Prowler comes to a complete stop, and then out of the car comes SAMMY SOSA of the hometown Chicago Cubs! Sosa looks down at Wattz who is in pain and begins swearing at him. Sosa then reaches in the car and pulls out a baseball bat, and begins to assault Wattz with the bat as Meca and Sikamike look on laughing. Sosa then points the bat at Sikamike and Meca with an angry look. Meca goes to shake Sosa's hand, but Sosa rears the bat back as if he were gonna hit him, but Meca jumps back. Sosa gets back in the Prowler, and takes off quickly. Sikamike drags Wattz off the road to the McDonalds, and Sikamike picks Wattz up into the Powerbomb position on top of a picnic bench, right in front of the big glass window with the childrens play area inside. Sikamike then throws Wattz through the window with a powerbomb!! Wattz lands in the tub of plastic balls, where Sikamike jumps into them with. Sikamike covers Wattz as Meca creeps into the ball area, and does an awkward count on the balls, 1...2... and Wattz pushes Sikamike off of him. Both men are bloody as hell, as mothers leap in to grab their children away from the action. Meca throws a ball and hits a little kid in the head with it. The kid's mother then approaches her son and slaps Meca across the face. Sikamike and Wattz both stand up, and both hit their heads at the ceiling part of the area which is made for little kids. They each crawl out into the regular McDonalds part, as you then see Chris Tucker sitting at a table signing autographs. Meca takes his attention from the match and cuts in front of everyone and tries to get Tucker to sign his arm. Tucker pushes Meca away as Sikamike and Wattz come brawling through the line, interupting the signing. Sikamike grabs a tray of food and hits Wattz over the head with it. Sikamikes whipes a bunch of ketchup over Wattz' face as Chris Tucker stands up ready to take action. Wattz, out of frusteration, throws Sikamike over the counter. Sikamike takes out one of the employees. Wattz steps up on the counter and jumps down on Wattz with an elbow drop. Wattz stands back up and grabs a container of grease by the fries, and pours it on top of Sikamike.

Sikamike - Ahh! MY EYES!

Wattz pulls Sikamike to his feet and bangs his head off the cash register. The register opens up as Meca dives towards the open register and grabs a bunch of money.

Wilks - Must be stealing the money for DK!

Burst - Shut up Toby.

Wattz grabs a pot of coffee, and goes to throw it at Sikamike, but he falls over and the coffee hits Chris Tucker! Tucker jumps around and rips off his shirt in pain. He then looks up at Wattz with a pissed look as Sikamike jumps up and throws salt at Wattz, but Wattz ducks and the salt hits Tucker in the eyes! Tucker leans over with his hands over his eyes.

Tucker - You little bitches are gonna get it! Fuckin wit me only cuz I'm black.

Tucker looks up and jumps at Sikamike who lies on the counter. Tucker cracks Sikamike over the head with a stiff right hand, and then throws him off the counter. Wattz stands up on the counter and goes to shake Tucker's hand, but Tucker spits at Wattz' hand and slaps Wattz across the face. Wattz smirks with blood dripping all over him, and then takes a swing at Tucker, but he ducks it and Chris Tucker nails Wattz with a low blow. Tucker kicks Wattz in the head as he jumps off the counter and takes his seat back. Sikamike crawls back outside. Meca then shakes his head in disapointment and grabs Wattz and throws him into the exit door. Wattz falls outside to see Sikamike pushing a man out of his own Monte Carlo waiting at the drive thru. Wattz then thinks quick and gets a lady out of her brand new 240hp Altima. Sikamike takes off in the Monte Carlo as Wattz takes off spinning the tires of the Altima, leading to a high speed car chase. Meca looks on in amazement as he runs out into the road. Sikamike and Wattz wrecklously go flying by him. A taxi then comes slowly driving by as Meca jumps out in front of him, and gets in.

Meca - Follow dem two cars! FAST FAST!

Taxi Driver - Yes sir, I'll do my best.

The taxi takes off following the other two. The two cars get back on Lake Shore Drive and begins shooting through traffic, barely dodging some cars. They then take off flying on the shoulder. Sikamike goes off road and wrecks the Monte Carlo into the fence by the Lake Michigan Beach. Wattz goes flying and nails the back of the Monte Carlo, ramming in the nose of the Altima. The taxi then slowly pulls up to the side as Meca gets out. You then see Sikamike trying to get out of the car with the airbag in his face. Wattz falls out of his car and opens up Sikamike's door and is met with a kick to the chin. Sikamike gets out of the car and is sweep tripped by Wattz. Wattz pushes Sikamike down the hill leading to the sandy beach of Lake Michigan. Wattz follows and walks past the sidewalk where a biker hits Wattz head on. Wattz stumbles down the hill after Sikamike as the biker bifs on the concrete sidewalk. Meca simply walks after them as Sikamike sits up on a picnic table. Wattz gets up and stands up on the table with Sikamike. Wattz goes to punch Sikamike, but Sikamike blocks it, and hits Wattz with kick to the midsection, then an ax kick. The table is still standing from it. Sikamike lifts Wattz back up, and lifts him up for a suplex, but Wattz counters it and lands back on his feet, and knees Sikamike in the nose. Wattz picks Sikamike up, TOMBSTONE THROUGH THE PICNIC TABLE! Both men lay motionless in the wooden debris in the sand which is close to the water. Seconds later a wave comes up and soaks both men, washing some of the blood off of them. You see both of them with a chill from the cold water as well. Wattz begins to move more, and covers Sikamike, Meca counts, 1...2... and Sikamike hits Wattz with part of the broken table. Wattz falls backwards momentarily, but then stands back up, then from his knees, Sikamike throws sand into Wattz' eyes, sending Wattz backwards into the water. Sikamike jumps onto Wattz in shallow water. Wattz is on his hands and knees, unable to see from the sand, Sikamike kicks Wattz in the groin, THE IMPRINT!! Sikamike nails The Imprint on Wattz in the water splashing it up on Meca. Sikamike makes the cover, 1...2...3!

Nichols - Here is your winner and NEW UOWF PDA CHAMPION... SIKAMIKE!

Wilks - I don't think either of those two men will be going onto Thursday Clash this week.. They both look beat up!

Burst - Did you see Sammy Sosa!? He tore Wattz a new pee hole!

Wilks - Who would have thought that Sammy Sosa and Chris Tucker would both be involved in that match?

Burst - Well thats the great part about UOWF.. You may see anyone at anytime.. Like right now.. THERES YOKOZUNA!

Wilks - Where?!

Burst - Oh.. Nevermind, thats just Nichols's shadow...

Wilks - Oh. Well lets move on to the tag match!

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a hell in a cell tag team tornado match! Coming to the ring at this time... Chaimber and Dynamic Dynamite!!

PA System - Here WE Go Again Motherfuckeeeerrrrr!!!!

("People=Shit" by Slipknot starts to play over the pa system as you can see strobe lights are flashing and moving all throughout the arena as the lights meet at the entrance ramp.  A huge pyro show goes off, and out walks Tera Patrick, Heather Hunter, Jenna Jameson, OG Thug, and finally "The Franchise" Dynamic Dynamite. Standing at the top of the ramp you hear the fans booing as Dynamic begins to slowly stroll down to the ring. But waits for Chaimber..)

PA System - Let the bodies hit the floor... Let the bodies hit the floor.. Let the bodies hit the.. FLOOOOR!

("Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits the PA System.. The lights go dim as smoke slowly flows down the ramp followed by the roar of a Harley Davidson motercycle. Out from the back rides Chaimber He simply rides down to ring side and parks his bike as the fans cheer wildly. Without any expression other than complete concentration he steps into the ring and stares at his opponants with an almost sadistic glare...)

Nichols - And there oppenents... The current UOWF Tag Team Champions... Kyle Davis and Venom!!

PA System - Enter The Dragon!!

(Enter The Dragon then a loud crash is heard followed by Dragon Strike starts up. The Video for Kyle Davis plays as highlights his HWF career up till the change over to EHW. Various clips off him winning the world title and beign a thorn in side of people are shown as he walks out and stands there as Green flashes off light surround him. He makes his way down to the ring wear black and green wrestling pants and a black and green The Dragon shirt... He waits for his partner)

PA System - Are You Scared!!

(As the lights are out a HUGE explosion goes off right in front of the UOWF tron.. Just then Ain't Comin' Out plays and the lights begin to flicker red and black. Venom stands right at the front holding his arms straight out for a minute. He turns around and walks towards the top of the entrance way ramp. Wearing a Venomizer shirt and black pants with Venom written on the sides and green designs on them he stands there, looking out to the fans. Raising his arms forming an X he shows the fans it. Then bringing his arms down another explosion goes off right in front of him. He begins to make his way down to the ring. Getting to the ring, he walks up the steps and jumps over the top rope. Venom walks over to the turnbuckle and raises his arms in an X showing the fans. Jumping down he goes to the opposite turnbuckle raising his hands in fists. Once finished there Venom jumps down, he walks to the middle of the ring and raises his arms once again in an X. Turning around in a circle and then letting his arms down in a force a huge explosion, followed up with fire works go off all around the apron. When the smoke clears he stands in the corner.)

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Chaimber and DD enter the ring, as Chaimber goes right for Davis as Venom and DD eye each other up. Venom and Davis double team Chaimber, who gets taken down quickly. DD comes in for the rescue, and knocks down Venom and Davis. Chaimber stands up and starts to go the outside of the ring, almost immediately reaching under the ring. He pulls out a table which he throws into the ring, and a garbage can full of weapons.

Wilks - This is gonna get ugly!!

Burst - Not near as ugly as your mom!

Wilks - Watch it Nick...

DD picks up a Kendo stick and starts to smash away on Venom and Davis with it. Chaimber walks over the corner, and goes to the outside of the ring.

Burst - This is a no tag format match!! What is he doing?!

DD looks at him and yells at him, Chaimber looks away as Davis spears him down as Venom and Davis double team him. Venom starts to leave the cage, as he stands outside the cage, for whatever reason we dont know. DD gets up and nails Davis with a low blow...and he stands up as Davis picks up the garbage can and DD swings with the stick, they connect with each other, and fall to the ground..on the outside it looks like Venom walks to climb the cell..As Davis and DD lye unconcious in the ring, within the hell-in-a-cell, there is a complete blackout. When the lights come back up, Talon is standing on top of the hell-in-a-cell, with Venom at the bottom. He carries a 3 foot length of leadpiping. As Venom turns and looks upwards, realising that someones there, Talon jumps of the cell, and lands a Bloody Talon on Venom, knocking him to the floor. He then procedes to smash him with his piece of lead piping, and then throws him into the caging, as he leaves..

Wilks - Talon just dismantled Venom!!

Burst - Cheap shot if you ask me!!

DD gets up, setting up the table, as Venom starts to get back to his feet, but slowly. DD sees Venom starting to climb the cage, as he sets up both tables. He picks up David, and nails the Franchise on him through one of the tables.

Burst - No! No! No!

Chaimber calls the referee over, so he cant make the count. Venom gets to the top of the cage, and it bloody. DD gets up and pushes the ref, and looks at Chaimber, he looks up to see Venom as he gets out of the ring, and exits the cell. He ascends the cell quickly, getting to the top, and grappling with Venom, he nails the Franchise on him through the cell through the table..

Wilks - OH MY GOD!! DYNAMIC DYNAMITE JUST NAILED THE FRANCHISE ON VENOM THROUGH THE CELL, THROUGH THE TABLE!! ALL 3 MEN ARE OUT, EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR CHAIMBER!!

DD gets up first, he walks over to the corner. He looks at Chaimber, and shakes his head. He gets out of the ring as Chaimber yells at him, DD shuts the cell behind him, locking Chaimber inside. DD walks away from the cell, with a limp.

Wilks - DD is leaving and rightfully so!

Burst - Chaimber was just tired! A man that old gets tired just walking to the ring!

Chaimber gets into the ring as Davis and Venom stir, both have steel chairs in their hands, as they nail a Conchairto on Chaimber knocking him down. DD leaves the entrance ramp, looking on in disbelief. Venom locks on the venomizer, as Davis nails Chaimber in the head with the chair. Chaimber is not moving. Venom lets go, as the pick him up, and they whip him into the ropes, he comes back, and they back body drop him over the ropes, into the cell breaking it. He falls down as Davis gets out of the ring and covers him...1...2...3!!

Nichols - Here are your winners and..STILL UOWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... VENOM AND KYLE DAVIS!!

Wilks - Venom and Davis retain their titles tonight!

Burst - Just as I said they would! Damn am I good or what?

Wilks - I can't believe Dynamic just walked out on Chaimber!

Burst - Who gives a shit? Both of them belong in the retirement home, maybe Dynamic went to get his viagra!

Wilks - Well Dynamic had all the right in the world to walk out on his so called teamate!

Burst - Ya Ya Ya.. So what.. Lets get to the main event! Finally and main event WITHOUT JESSE!

Wilks - As excited as you are.. I just don't see how you could possibly NOT feel guilty about this.

Burst - Why should I? I didn't do anything!

Wilks - But Jesse is getting screwed over!

Burst - Pfff.. please! Spare the whinning.. I don't wanna hear it!

Nichols - The following contest.....

(The fans eurupt as Nichols is interupted by the crackle of the PA system..)

PA System - And i will Flail..under these lights...

(Got the Life" by KoRn starts up.. The fans go crazy as they await Jesse Williams to appear at the ramp. The anticipation grows as the song carries on, the song finshes then starts back up again.. Then suddenly a long line of pyro lights up the ramp way.. Fireworks blast into the air then suddenly a figure emerges from the enterance way...... He steps out to show... Prez Kozmo! A loud roar of boos take over the arena as Prez Kozmo steps out with a smile as Jesse's theme continues to play. He walks down to the ring and stands looking over the crowd..)

Prez Kozmo - Damn it! I told you people that Jesse WOULD NOT be here tonight.. What? You think I was kidding? I wasn't jokin folks! Jesse left after DK told him to. It will be ONE ON ONE! But just to ensure.. Jesse, if your back there, if you somehow found a way into this arena... You may as well come out NOW!

PA System - And i will Flail..under these lights...

(The cameras quick turn back to the enterance ramp as Jesse's theme hits again.... The fans burst into cheers and screams for Jesse. The theme plays for a little bit, as Kozmo stares at the enterance way. Suddenly Shane Blade comes out from the back and stands on the stage. The fans quiet down a bit to let Shane speak.)

Shane Blade - Hes not here damn it! And neither is Overdose.. I don't have an oppenent for tonight. Because you see, when me and Jesse made that little trip with Overdose. We made sure that this time he went "overboard".. Oh yes, Overdose is now laying at the bottom on the lake! So that makes me the UOWF World Heavyweight Champion!

Prez Kozmo - Hum.. You have a valid point. If its true that Overdose infact ISN'T here.. Then you will be named the UOWF World Champion!

PA System - And i will Flail..under these lights...

Burst - Ahhh! That damn song! Quit playing that damn song!

(Prez Kozmo looks to the enterance way with his hands on his hips.. He shakes his head as the theme continues)

Prez Kozmo - Hes NOT here damn it....

(From the crowd, a hooded fan quickly leaps over the guard rail.. He slides into the ring and grabs Prez Kozmo by the neck.. REVERSE DDT on Prez Kozmo! The man leaps to his feet and throws off his hooded pull over to reveal.. JESSE WILLIAMS!)

Burst - NO! HES HERE! NO! DAMN IT! HE CANT BE HERE!

(Jesse points to the enterance ramp where Shane stands and directs his pointing right to Shane, then signals for Shane to get into the ring. Shane takes a few steps towards the ring, when from behind you see a drenched Overdose run down the ramp and bull dogs Shane!)

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

The ref calls for the bell as the match begins.. Shane is laid out cold on the ramp and Overdose runs to the ring where Jesse stands. He slides in and Jesse gives him boots to his ribs. Overdose fights off the pain and gets to his feet and closelines Jesse down. Jesse gets right back on his feet and he and OD exchange lefts and rights, Jesse finally gets the advantage, and sends OD into the ropes, but OD counters with a kick to Jesse's face, and follows it up with an implant DDT. OD picks Jesse back to his feet, and tosses him outside the ring over the top rope. OD climbs to the top turnbuckle, and jumps at JW, but Jesse puts his knees up, driving them into OD's stomach. JW gets to his feet on the outside and wraps a cord around the neck of OD, as Shane Blade comes storming in out of no where, and cracks Jesse's head off the guard rail. OD gets free of the cord, and trips Blade to his feet. OD forces Nichols out of his chair, and folds the steel chair up, and drills it into Jesse's rib section repeatedly. Shane Blade goes to interupt OD, but OD notices Blade get to his feet, and OD turns and smacks Blade upside the head with the chair! OD goes nuts and throws the chair down at Blade and covers him, 1...2... and Jesse pulls OD's leg, taking his body off of Blade. OD back kicks Jesse to the face, knocking Jesse on top of the announce table. Jesse gets to his feet on the announce table, but OD takes his legs from underneath him, knocking him back down. OD climbs up onto the announce table with Jesse, and lifts him into the Dominator position, and whips him down ontop of Shane Blade. OD taunts the crowd as he flips off Wilks and Burst. OD steps down from the table, and grabs Jesse's hair, and throws him back into the ring. Shane Blade then gets to his feet, and rolls OD up for a pin, 1...2... and OD kicks out. OD and Blade both get to their feet quickly, and Blade upper cuts OD to the face, and OD tries to retaliate with a right, but Shane ducks under it, and throws OD face first into the steel post. Blade rolls OD back into the ring, where Jesse is now back up. OD rests in the corner, but Jesse begins to lay the boots into the chest of Overdose. Blade then takes his shots at Overdose.

Burst - That's not fair! They're working together.

Wilks - So what? I thought you hated Overdose.

Burst - Well I do.

Wilks - Who do you want to win?

Burst - I hate them all, but if I had to pick, Shane Blade.

Wilks - You make no sense.

Jesse tries to move Blade so he can work on OD, but Blade takes exception and knocks Jesse down. Blade then begins pounding away more at OD, but Jesse drop kicks Blade down from behind. Jesse picks Blade up, JUVI DRIVER TO SHANE BLADE FROM JESSE! OD props himself up in the corner, and goes to the top rope. Jesse sees OD from the corner of his eye, and he lunges towards the top rope and catapults himself at OD, catching his head in JW's armpit for a BULLDOG OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! Jesse hit OD with a HUGE BULLDOG destroying the announce table. Wilks and Burst are now standing.

Wilks - Ah damn!

Burst - Oh front row tickets.

Wilks - We always do!

Jesse grabs a monitor laying around, and crushes it over OD's skull, putting Overdose's head in the monitor! Then, in the ring, Shane Blade runs and dives over the top rope, and nails Jesse with a diving spear! Shane follows it up with punches to JW's face. Blade stands up and grabs a piece of the broken table, and rams it across Jesse's face. Shane then takes one of the chairs laying around, and puts OD's leg in where it folds, as BLADE JUMPS ON IT ALMOST SNAPPING OD'S LEG IN HALF!

Wilks - Overdose's leg may be broken!

Burst - Let us hope so.

Overdose screams aloud in pain as SHANE BLADE DOES IT AGAIN! Blade then gets down in OD's face and starts talking trash. Jesse grabs Shane from behind, and throws him over the guard rail and into the crowd. Security keeps the fans away from the wrestlers as they brawl their way through the crowd. Jesse jumps up and gets to the 2nd level, as Blade follows. They are now above the entrance way, duking it out on the edge of the 2nd level tier, about 30 feet or so above the rampway, but on the side. Blade nails Jesse with a hard kick, and Jesse loses his balance, but catches himself, but is only hanging on with his hands and his legs dangling down. Blade taunts Jesse, but Jesse goes to pull himself up. Blade goes to stop Williams from getting back up, but Jesse pulls Blade off and sends him flying!!! BLADE FALLS ABOUT 40 FEET TO THE SIDE OF THE RAMPWAY THROUGH A WOODEN FLOOR!!

Wilks - Shane may be dead after that!

Jesse then gets back to his feet, and goes for the BIG FUCK YOU AFTER SHANE BLADE! He nails the move through the wooden floor board where Blade went falling through. Overdose then comes back into the picture. OD lifts Jesse out of the debris and hits him with a sharp DDT! You then see Blade lying motionless underneath the floor, surrounded by debris. OD throws Jesse into the rampway, and then picks him up onto the rampway. OD jumps up with him. Overdose picks JW up on his shoulder, and sends him flying head first into the bottom part of the UOWF Tron! OD then begins to climb up the side of the UOWF Tron!

Burst - What is that maniac thinking now!

Jesse gets back up and starts to follow Overdose up the side of the UOWF Tron. They are now about 2/3 the way up, where Jesse catches up to OD, and grabs his foot. Jesse climbs up next to him, as OD punches Jesse across the face, but JW holds his own.

Wilks - This isn't looking good. Too dangerous.

Burst - Shut up pussy! I hate both these guys, at least one of them is gonna wind in the hospital.

Jesse grabs OD's head, and smokes it off part of the UOWF Tron! OVERDOSE LETS GO FROM THE IMPACT AND GOES FALLING THROUGH THE AIR AND LANDS ON TOP OF A HUGE POWER SUPPLY BOX! The lights flicker, and come back on, but much dimmer. You then see Shane Blade crawl up by OD, and cover him!

Burst - SHANE IS GONNA WIN IT!

Wilks - How did he get back up there!?

The ref counts for Shane, 1... and Jesse jumps from the UOWF Tron towards Shane and Overdose! The ref hits for a 2 count as you hear Jesse hit them on the power supply box! The lights go out from the impact again! You don't hear another count from the referee for a few moments. Then from the silent crowd you hear the ref hit and say, 1...2...3!

Wilks - What the hell?! Who won!?

Burst - Ahh! I CANT SEE!

A few seconds later, the lights come back on, as you see the referee feeling around for how he knew there was a cover. The ref then realizes it was Jesse who got the pin on both men at the sametime! The ref raises Jesse's unconscience body's hand as the fans go nuts!

Wilks - All three men are knocked out cold and JESSE WILLIAMS IS YOUR UOWF WORLD CHAMPION! HE PULLED IT OFF SOMEHOW!

Burst - This is amazing, pure bullshit. It was dark, how the fuck did the referee do that! DK and Koz are going to have something to say about this.

("Got the Life" by KoRn plays over the arena as you see the UOWF World Title put by Jesse Williams laid out body.)

Wilks - These men gave it their all, and put on one hell of a show! What a Pay-Per-View! See you at Clash!

Burst - I can't believe this shit...

(UOWF Logo flashes across the screen as Burst is cut off ending the show.)