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------ Wilks - Its AAM! AAM IS BACK!!!! AAM IS BACK! This has got to be the most anticipated return in OWF history! (Within a second you see a small shadow slowly pulling towards the ring. A red light follows the AAM down the ramp.. His head remains down, with his hair covering him.. The fans are still cheering as he pulls himself up on the ring aprion. He climbs in the ring with Prez DK and stands beside him.... AAM begins to lift his head, then in an instant his head leans up, throwing his wet hair back........) Wilks - Thats not Bryan Barnes! Thats not the Above Average Man!! Burst - Holy Shit! AAM changed! (The crowd gawks as Drakkar Noir stands in the ring, In Above Average Man ring attire. Drakkar turns and nails Prez DK with a right hand.. Prez DK hits the mat as Drakkar begins a viscious attack on the owner. Kozmo and Danks run down to the ring, the fans begin to boo and throw things towards the ring...) Wilks - No! No!! Kozmo, Danks, and Drakkar are beating down Prez DK to his last breath! PA System - BE PREPARED!!! Cause I am!! (The fans leap to their feet as Bryan Tann pops out from the back.. He dashes to the ring.. Steel Chair in hand! Suddenly another figure emerges from the back right behind Tann...) Burst - Its Jesse Williams! What the hell is he doin? (Williams and Tann hit the ring, Jesse grabs Danks and hits him with a clothesline! Tann swings the steel chair like a mad man and hits Kozmo on the shoulder with it. Kozmo Drakkar grabs Jesse and throws him into Tann, they collide and fall backwards. Danks, Drakkar, and Kozmo team up on Jesse and Tann, stomping them down to the mat. The camera slowly fades to the OWF trademark logo then to black...) ------ -- LIVE -- (After the flashback is shown, you fade to the outside of the Staples Center in Los Angeles to see a scrolling marquee on the news board of the arena saying, "OWF Dead End: Sold Out!" surrounded by palm trees. You then fade into the arena to see the fans on their feet as "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm plays in the background, who will perform at Blood Bath. You look up above to ring to see the Cage covered with barbed wire hanging around. Such signs are shown as "Halesz Eats Beef", "Watch OWF Survivor!", or "Midgets Rule!" The scene then rolls to the commentary table at ringside where Toby Wilks is in the middle of Nick Burst and Michael Carrington.) Wilks - Welcome everybody to OWF's first edition of Dead End! Live on USA! Tonight we will feature a main event, brother versus brother, barded wire steel cage escape match between Jesse Williams and "The Perfect Solution" Drakkar Noir. Burst - Should be an okay match. Wilks - Okay Nick? Its predicted to go down in history. Burst - Yeah so is my dick size. Carrington - After you load up on your little blue friend Viagra old man. Burst - Hey, are you a wrestler or announcer pal, make up your fucking mind. Carrington - Both, I'm multi talented. Burst - Right, you can talk and annoy me at the sametime. Carrington - And proud of it. But Nicky boy, I got a little treat for ya... PA System - Who's Bad? Who's Bad? Who's Bad? Who's Bad? ("Baddest Bitch" by Trina starts as Janae and Jennifer begin to walk down the aisle. They circle the ring and take a seat next to Michael Carrington as Burst stares on.) Carrington - Burst, got something wrong? You're staring and got drool droppin off your mouth. Burst - Ummm.. Nice set of hooters ya got there. Carrington - Keep ya eyez to yoself Burst, ya old piece of garbage. Burst - Mmmmmm.. (The camera shows a shiny black limo pull out in the parking lot... It probes around, until finally the back passanger side door opens. Suddenly, two beautiful legs step out of the Limo and onto the street.. The camera raises up to show former POW reporter Jessica Daly standing outside of the arena.. The fans go wild, with every man yelling out 'hot stuff'. She Looks up at the large OWF sign, smiles, her beautiful smile as she walks towards the backdoor, a man outside in a black suit and sun glasses quickly opens the door as she glances at him with a grin. She steps inside and the scene fades back to inside the arena.) PA System - U.i.F-4-Life.. OUR Way or the Highway! ("My Way" by Limp Bizkit explodes over the arena's speakers as the crowd goes into an uproar of boos. Kozmo leads the way out onto the ramp, wearing a gray wifebeater with black dress pants with sexy as ever Kandi on his arm, with Matt Danks and "The Perfect Solution" Drakkar Noirbehind him, wearing U.i.F logoized cut offs. They make their way to the ring as Kozmo calls for a mic and gets on. The music cuts as the fans keep booing. The slowly begin to quiet down as Kozmo puts the mic up to his mouth.) Prez Kozmo - Greetings to all of our fans here in the City of Faggots.. (Fans boo loudly.) Prez Kozmo - Now if I could serious for a moment. This past Sunday on Bulls Eye, you witnessed the "dawning of a new era" in the wrestling world. The Universal InSider Faction was born, and grew stronger and stronger as the night grew on. And tonight, we'll gain yet another member, and grow even stronger, thats a promise. We already have, soon to be Hard Core Champion, Matt motha fuckin Danks, my fiance, the always hot as hell Kandi, also known as the new Commish of Women of the OWF as of about an hour ago, thanks to me. And the man of the hour Sunday night, "The Perfect Solution" Drakkar Noir, who not to mention will go on and beat the hell out of his scrawny punk ass brother Jesse Williams. (Crowd erupts into cheers at the mention of Williams' name.) Prez Kozmo - Yeah, cheer all you want now, after the night is over, all he will be is a bloody mess at the hands of my main man, Drakkar Noir. And as far as Williams goes, just because he got by that pussy ass whorebag DeShard.. Carrington? Think thats it, don't mean he's winning no damn World Title, I guarenDAMNtee that one, take it to the bank. Same goes for the self righteous bastard Bryan Tann sticking his nose where it don't belong. (Fans cheer on Tann's mention.) Prez Kozmo - Next of all... PA System - BE PREPARED!! Cause I am!!.. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the... ("Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to blast over the PA. The lights FLASH on heavily as the OWF-Tron begins to show some of Bryan Tann's greatest matches in OWF history. The infamous powerbomb through the flaming table to Jake Savage is replayed over and over as Tann steps out from the backstage. He's wearing black and orange wrestling boots, black jeans, and a BMF shirt. He steps out onto the ramp with a mic in hand.) Bryan Tann - Kozmo, excuse me... BUT SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH! (The crowd pops as loud as possible.) Prez Kozmo - Hey listen Tann, do you know who I am? I'm the motherfucking President Kozmo damnitt, you respect me you little prick! Bryan Tann - We all know your name goofball, and we also know you are on this big ego and power trip that's just totally... ABSURDLY DELUSIONAL! In other words, ITS FUCKING STUPID! Prez Kozmo - Take it easy Tann, don't drop a lung or anything here. Bryan Tann - The only thing I'm gonna be dropping is your ass if you don't shut the fuck up when I'm talking! (Matt Danks takes the mic from Kozmo.) Matt Danks - And what are you gonna do if we don't Tann? Bryan Tann - Well... (Tann rips off his shirt and begins running down the aisle and slides into the ring.) Wilks - Is he nuts?! Burst - What kind of question is that? Listen to the guy, he's got fucking Tourettes Syndrome. (Tann gets kicked by Danks as he slides in by gets to his feet anyways and knocks Danks backwards. Tann goes towards Kozmo as they lock up as Drakkar goes for Tann from behind, but JESSE WILLIAMS HOPS THE GUARD RAIL FROM THE CROWD AND SLIDES INTO THE RING! Williams goes after Drakkar spearing him to the ground. Williams begins punching away at Drakkar's face. Drakkar rolls over onto Williams and begins beatin the hell out of Williams. Williams pushes Drakkar off and gets up to go after Drakkar but Kozmo nails Williams from behind with a steel chair to the back. Drakkar begins stomping away on Williams. Kozmo lays the chair on Jesse as Drakkar goes to the top rope. Drakkar looks to be going for a Five Star Splash, and he hits it just as Diamond Kid runs into the run too late to help Jesse. Tann has the Tannmission locked in on Danks! Tann drops him and grabs the chair off of Jesse. DK gains advantage over Kozmo, and holds him from behind as Tann swings the chair for Kozmo, but Drakkar knocks Koz out of the way and TANN NAILS DK WITH THE CHAIR! Drakkar drags Danks out of the ring as Kozmo reaches for Kandi and they retreat back up the aisle as Tann stands over DK's body screaming like a mad man.) ~!~ COMMERCIAL BREAK ~!~ Missy Janson - The following contest is the first match of the night. Its Road to Glory tournament match! Introducing first.. Nepalm! (Fireworks explode as Nepalms music plays and he walks to the ring, he gets in and showboats a bit.) Missy Janson - And his oppenent.. Joesph Storm! (The lights go out and thunder and lighting is heard.) PA System - You can't do a damn thing now...! (Lighting strikes the mat and the lights flicker untill the lights get full power. Now you here a dog growling and at the same time guns beging cocked. "Thug Luv" by Tupac & Bone Thug and Harmony, starts to blast over the P.A System and as the entrance ramp fills with smoke. The smoke settles and there stands Joseph Storm in his wrestling attire, and a Joseph Storm no sleeve, no sides shirt, that reads "Ya' Might See It Coming..." in a dark blue and bleeds a light baby blue, with his legs spread, his arms up and his hands in fists. Joseph poses for a bit then begins to walk down the entrance ramp. When he passes the camera you can notice the back of his shirt. It reads "But You Can Do A DAMN THING!!" in the same bleeding blue font. Joseph rolls into the ring and takes off his shirt and throws it out the ring and sits on the top turnbuckle waiting for the bell to ring.) The bell sounds the start of the match. Storm and Nepalm tie up in the center of the ring, Nepalm sends Storm into the ropes.. Storm charges back at Nepalm and knocks him to the mat with a running shoulder block. Nepalm stands up and Storm catches him in a front graple, Nepalm lifts Storm up by the shoulders and slams him to the mat! Storm holds his back in pain, the rolls towards the ropes and stands up. Nepalm grabs him and places him in a head lock.. Nepalm reaches down and punches Storm in the nose, Storm pushes Nepalm off, Nepalm turns around and it met by a kick to the stomach, Storm goes behind Nepalm and places him in a full nelson. Storm lifts Nepalm up, he struggles a little but then delivers a full nelson slam on Nepalm! Storm covers..1...2..kickout by Nepalm! Storm stands up and stomps on Nepalm, he drags him to his feet then sends him into the ropes.. Nepalm grabs the top rope and stops himself, he crawls outta the ring and walks over to the time keepers table. Storm remains in the ring.. Nepalm grabs a chair and tosses it over the ropes into the ring, Storm dodges it then picks it up and throws it on the enterance ramp. Nepalm grabs the ring bell and slides into the ring, He swings the heavy bell, and Storm dodges it, Storm turns Nepalm around and punches him once in the jaw then kicks him in the stomach and gives him a swinning neck breaker! Storm covers...1...2... Kickout by Nepalm! Storm stands up and grabs the ring bell, tossing it from the ring.. He lifts Nepalm to his feet then begins to throw a punch, Nepalm blocks it with a right hand of his own, he punches Storm 4 times until Storm finally hits the mat. Nepalm leans down and begins choking Storm out.. Storm leans up and headbutts Nepalm, then Storm leaps to his feet and delivers a european uppercut, knocking Nepalm off his feet. Storm lifts him up.. and plants him with a sitdown scoop slam! Storm points to the fans as they boo him and climbs to the top rope.. He leaps off.. Quality Control!!! Storm makes the pin...1...2....3! Missy Janson - Here is your winner... Joesph Storm! PA System - D-D-D-D AMN SHES HOT!.. Drop ya glasses, shake ya asses, face screwed up like you havin hot flashes. (You hear a series of tones as 'Let Me Blow Ya Mind' by Eve hits the PA System.. Jackie Kissens steps out on the ramp way and smiles.. She points her right hand at the crowd and the fan stand up holding signs all around the arena supporting Jackie. She glides down to the ring, where she steps through the bottom rope, stands up and throws her hair back. She brings the mic to her face as she begins to speak..) Kissens - Well Heeellllloooo Men! (Jackie lowers the mic and smiles. She giggles as the guys in the crowd cheer. She brings the mic back up and speaks..) Kissens - Well... It seems like we know who the 'hottest' diva in the OWF is after all! And for that little bitch, yes you heard me.. BITCH! Jessica Daly, I told her back in POW to never show her face around me again! This little whore just doesn't know when to stay away does s.......... PA System - Posters of love surrounding me, I'm lost in a world of fantasy..... (The crowd pops as 'Liquid Dreams' by O-Town hits the pa system. Suddenly Jessica Daly takes a step out on the enterance stage below the OWF-Tron. She stares down at Kissens in the ring.. Silent so far.. She raises a mic as the crowd quiets down finally. He pouty lips move as she begins to speak.) Daly - Well look what the cat drug in... A washed up, ratty looking skank! Kissens - Oh quit the shit! Give it up Daly.. God knows you did to all the guys in the lockerroom. Daly - Funny, because as I recall, you where the POW whore. You went from both presidents, and one wrestler in the same night. So listen up you trashy bitch.. We are both hired on here, you can either live with that and tolerate me.. Or you can leave! Kissens - You want my decision... (Jackie looks to the crowd then back at Daly with a smirk on her face... She stares at Daly intensly then flips Daly off.) Daly - Alright bitch! (Jessica runs down the ramp and the fans burst!) Burst - Ahhh Gawd! This can't be happening! Its like I died and went to heaven! (Nick turns his head and looks to his left seeing Micheal Carrington, then to his right seeing Toby Wilks.) Burst - Acctually.. its more like hell! (Jessica slides into the ring and dives at Jackie, knocking Jackie down.. Daly climbs on Kissens and lays punches into her face. Suddenly a woman in black clothes runs down to the ring.. She is a goth type girl, with a deranged but cute look. She grabs Daly and lifts her up, punches her twice in the face then kicks her in the stomach.. He puts her under.. then lifts her up delivering a suicide bomb! She looks down at Kissens, then extends her hand, lifting Kissens up.. She then grabs Kissens arm and twists it around, she lifts her up on her shoulder and delivers a death valley driver!) Wilks - Shes odd looking.. Who is that Nick? Burst - Fuck if I know! Carrington - I know who it is.... Burst - Shut up ebonic boy, if we wanted your opinion we'd.. no I'd give it to you! Carrington - Fuck off yo. Thats Shellie Lacross. Burst - Oh.. That explains it??? (Shellie grabs the mic and begins to speak...) Lacross - Listen all you silicon hollywood whores! If anyone wants to fuck with me, and thinks then can handle me.. Then bring it onnnnnnnn!! What about you.. You, the preppy little bitch in the dress. (Shellie leans over the ropes and points at Janae. Janae walks over to the time keepers table to get a mic.. But before she gets there Shellie throws a mic at her, hitting Janae in the back.) Janae - Oh thats it biiitch! (Janae slides into the ring, but is met with boots to the back but Shellie.. DeJuan Carrinton rushes out from the back.. He slides into the ring and pulls her off Janae.) Burst - Ha! Your 'bro' just saved your girl! Carrington - Janae can handle herself. Burst - Yeah it sure looks like it. Wilks - Actually I thought I say Janae lift her arm up.. That was a good sign. (DeJuan pulls Shellie off.. And Shellie turns around and slaps DeJuan.. DeJuan lowers his head, his fists clentched... Suddenly Steven LaCross rushes in the ring and nails DeJuan with a neon light from behind. Micheal throws his head set down and slides in the ring as LaCross's duck out and walk up the ramp. Micheal helps his brother up as the scene goes to a commerical.) ~!~ COMMERCIAL BREAK ~!~ Wilks - Welcome back ladies and gentleman, and its now time for our final first round match in the Road To Glory featuring Cyrus and.. Burst - No longer here Michael Carrington! Thank god. So sick of that guy. Jigga this jigga that, bullshit. Wilks - I think he's a rather nice guy Burst. Burst - You think The Kremlin is a reasonable straight guy. Wilks - Lets not push it Nick. Burst - Yeah really... Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a Road to Glory tournament match! Coming to the ring at this time... Michael Carrington! (PA System hits the music of Michael Carrington....He walks out with Jennifer his first lady in charge. He walks out and the fans erupt and the pyro explodes....Michael Carrington and Jennifer walks down the ramp and looks at everybody...Slapping hands and everything...They finally get in the ring....And he stands there with his arms out and Jennifer standing on the side of him looking sexy and the pyro explodes in the ring...Then Michael and Jennifer walks to their corner...) Missy Janson - And his oppenent.. Cyrus! (Girls by D12 comes on over the PA System and Then it Says Can You Beat me Sucka and then all a sudden Explosion happens and then Giant Balls Falls from the arena and and burst into fire and Cyrus comes out and raises the roof and shakes the fans hand and takes off his oakleys and hands them to a kid and the oakleys are Reds and White and he enters the ring he raises the roof again The Fireworks all go off and The Fans Cheer For Cyrus and Rips off his pull away pants and got his wrestling trunks on under it.) MC starts out the match by ducking down from a Cyrus closeline, and Cyrus turns right into a super kick to the jaw. Cyrus falls backwards into the corner, and MC whips him across the ring into the opposite corner, MC charges at Cyrus but Cyrus puts up a boot that hits MC right in the nose. Cyrus goes to the top rope, and is going for a double axe handle on MC, but Carrington counters by catching Cyrus' head and hitting a Buzz Killer! MC goes for the cover, 1...2... and Cyrus manages to get a shoulder up. MC gets pissed and holds Cyrus' shoulder down as he covers again, 1...2... and Cyrus puts his leg on the rope. MC lifts Cyrus back to his feet, and hits snapmare takeover and turns it into a headlock. MC lifts Cyrus into the air and hits a headlock type drop. MC picks Cyrus back up and irish whips him into the ropes, and catches him for a spinning spinebuster. Burst - Too bad Carrington doesn't have a good opponent, he needs his ass whooped. MC stands up and signals for the Drive By to the crowds pleasure. DRIVE BY! Carrington covers, 1...2...3!! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and advancer in the tournament.. Michael Carrington! Wilks - Lets go to the back, where I have word Smokey Greene has caught up with U.i.F's Drakkar Noir. Smokey... (The scene goes to the backstage, where you see Smokey Greene wearing his OWF polo shirt and jeans standing by Drakkar Noir, already in his wrestling gear for later on in the Main Event.) Greene - Thank you Toby, I'm here with the Universal InSider Faction's "Perfect Solution" Mart Drakkar. Mark, tonight you are gonna be part of a brutal and goary match with your own brother, Jesse Williams, does him being your brother change your views on this at all? Drakkar Noir - Why yes Smokey. It makes me want to kick ass even more than usual! Jesse has always been the weakest in our family of wrestling, and has been nothing but a disgrace. Now its time for him to be shown up by his 'big bro' once and for all. Greene - So you have no feelings towards your brother besides hatefulness? Drakkar Noir - No, why should I? He's a little punk ass mofo, who doesn't know a pussy from a hole in the wall. He has nothing in his life on track, he's all caught up in wrestling THINKING he's something special when we all know he isn't jack, and that will be proven tonight when afterwards he'll be picking barbed wire out of his face for weeks. Greene - Does your whole family feel this way towards Jesse? Drakkar Noir - Quite honostly, yes. Me and all my REAL brothers can't stand him, as can't my father.. (With that said Jesse Williams comes storming onto the set behind Drakkar and nails him with a trash can, knocking him down. Williams continues to beat on Drakkar with the can. Jesse allows Drakkar to get to his feet, then Jesse places the trash can over Drakkar's upper body and delivers a superkick driving the metal can into Drakkar's face.) Jesse Williams - The hell with you and the hell with dad, I'm a Bad Mutha Fuka! (You hear the fans cheering as the scene fades to commercial.) ~!~ COMMERCIAL BREAK ~!~ The bell sounds, Matt Danks starts the match off against DeJuan Carrington, The two men tie up.. Danks gets the advantage and delivers a hard hip toss! Danks grabs DeJuan by the hair and lifts him up, he gives him a knee to the stomach, then delivers an Axe Kick! Storm hops off the ring aprion and grabs a couple chairs and tosses them into the ring, he lifts up the ring skirt and pulls out two tables and slides them in the ring... Then he pulls out a wooden sign that says "Don't Do Drugs".. He steps back up on the aprion as everyone looks at him confused.. He shruggs his shoulders and smiles as the match continues.. Dank sets up a table in the ring, then as he turns around, DeJuan plows him with a chair! Danks falls against the table, DeJuan punches him in the face twice, then hits the ropes.. He dives on top of Danks, hitting Danks back against the table. Danks wobbles around the backs into his own corner, Storm slaps Danks arm, and its counted as a tag.. Storm climbs in the ring and turns around.. nailling his own partner, Danks with the wooden sign! Dejuan runs towads Storm, Storm hits DeJuan in the face with the sign, DeJuan falls backwards. Storm lifts him up and plants him with The Double Blade Razor Whip Chop Jimmy! He covers DeJuan.. Nobody moves.. 1...2...3... Missy Janson - DeJuan Carrington has been eliminated! Storm turns around and is met by a boot to the face by DeShard! Storm staggers, DeShard runs towards him, and recieves a huge powerslam by Storm! Storm lifts him up and sends him into the ropes.. Havok steps in the ring and grabs Deshard and flips him over the top rope! But as soon as he does, Storm picks of his sign and throws it at Havok, causing havok to fall over the top to the ground. Missy Janson - DeShard Carrington and Havok have been eliminated! Storm tags in Matt Danks, Kruz steps into the ring.. Danks runs at Kruz with a lariet attempt, Kruz ducks it and hits the ropes, he attmpts a shoulder block, but Danks holds his ground. Kruz stops as they looks at each other.. Suddenly Storm sneaks up behind Danks and nails him with the wooden sign! Kruz puts Danks on a table, the lays a chair on top of him.. He climbs the turnbuckle then leaps off feet first, driving the chair into Danks chest, and sending both of them through the table! Kruz covers Danks! 1...2...3... Missy Janson - Matt Danks has been eliminated! Storm steps through the ropes and he and Kruz stare each other down! Storm punches Kruz, then whips him into the ropes, Kruz comes off strong with a drop kick to Storms chest! Kruz delivers a leg drop on the throat of Storm then leaps up and points to the crowd, he turns around and storm nails him with a low blow! Kruz falls to the mat in pain, Storm grabs his head and throws him against the mat, he drops an elbow on Kruz's chest, then he lifts Kruz up and hooks his head.. He is about to deliver a DDT when Kruz pushes him off, Storm nails the mat hard, Kruz lifts him up and delivers a jackhammer! Crissy Kiven goes down and counts a bit fast ..1..2.3... She grabs the Hardcore title and hands it to Kruz! Missy Janson - Heres your winner and your NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION... SAMUEL KRUUUUUZ!! PA System - K, O, to that motha fuckin' Z! ("The Big Fuck You" by Primer 55 takes over the arena's speakers as Kozmo blasts through the curtain and down the ramp with a PO'ed look. He slides into the ring with a mic in hand.) Prez Kozmo - Cut my god damn music!.. Now Kruz, you must think you're some shit, getting rehired by that other President of ours, but guess what, that title you just so cheaply won, its no longer yours! Wilks - BULLSHIT! He won it fair and square. Burst - Easy there turbo, watch your fuckin mouth. Prez Kozmo - Joseph Storm.. I announce you, OWF Hardcore Champion! (Kozmo rips the title away from Kruz and hands it to Joseph Storm.) Prez Kozmo - Kruz, you can get the hell out of my ring, thank you very much. (Kruz leaves disgustingly as Storm takes the mic from Kozmo.) Joseph Storm - Thank you Kozmo, I would also like to rename this the "Softcore" Title. This hardcore mumbo jumbo is just ludacris, enough is enough. Softcore for life! Prez Kozmo - Kruz, come back.. (Kruz stops at the top of the ramp and faces Kozmo, just then Matt Danks and Drakkar Noir nail Kruz from behind and begin to beat him down.) Prez Kozmo - SUCKER!! Joseph Storm - So Koz, forgetting something? Prez Kozmo - Oh yeah.. Welcome U.i.F's newest member, JOSEPH STORM, SOFTCORE CHAMPION!! PA System - Yo.. YO NIGGA!! UH! D-K on 1!! (Prez DK comes storming onto the ramp with a confused and aggitated look. He holds the mic up to his mouth as the music cuts.) Prez DK - Softcore Title? What the hell are you thinking? This is a top of the line federation guys, we don't need pussy names for titles. Prez Kozmo - Or for Prez's. Prez DK - Yeah, I always found Kozmo kind of pussyish. Anyways, I had a meeting, without you this morning Kozmo! And based on executive decision, the NEW name of the Hardcore Title, will be the PDA Title, Public Display of Aggression Championship. The match will be fought outside the arena at different local places. And for the first defence of the title.. Storm, you will be facing Samuel Kruz this Sunday on Bulls Eye at the local MacDonalds! Good luck Storm, you're gonna need it. Hit my music.. PA System - Yo.. YO NIGGA!! UH! D-K on 1!! (Prez DK exits to Ja Rule's "Fuck You" back up the ramp as Kozmo, Danks, Storm, and Drakkar, the U.i.F follow shortly behind.) (The camera flashes backstage.. Phantom Dragon is shown sitting still leaned up against a wall.. Basil Croft walks by ignoring Dragon, Dragon sneaks up behind him and places him in a choker hold. Croft elbows Dragon in the face.) Croft - Get off me you fuckin nutso! (Dragon hits Croft in the back of the head with a steel rod.. Croft hits the ground! Dragon lifts him up and plants him with a Brooding Drill! Dragon drags him over to an ambulance and throws him in the back, Dragon climbs in and starts it up then pulls off in the ambulance. The camera goes back to the announcers table.) Burst - Hey! Hes leaving! Does he still get paid? ~!~ COMMERCIAL BREAK ~!~ Wilks - Welcome back folks, and it's now time for the Network Title matchup, between Bryan Tann the champion and Fury. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a Network Title Match! Coming to the ring at this time.. the challenger.. Fury! (The camera pans the arena, as the lights go out and then turn back on but are now flickering blue lights with a purple strobe light. Eternal by Slipknot now begins to play as none other than The Ultimate Thug, Fury makes his way out from behind the curtain with KDS and ThugTV security all around him. He makes his way down to the ring, as the fans are chanting Fury! Fury! Fury! Fury! Fury gets into the ring, cold and calculated as he awaits his opponent, or VICTIM!) Missy Janson - And now.. the OWF Network Champion... Bryan Tann!! (The lights go out, the sounds of rain pouring can be heard. Heavy foot steps can be heard. A chilling voice can be heard.) PA System - BE PREPARED!!! Cause I am!! Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the... ("Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to blast over the PA. The lights FLASH on heavily as the OWF-Tron begins to shwo some of Bryan Tann's greatest matches in OWF history. The infamous powerbomb through the flaming table to Jake Savage is replayed over and over as Tann steps out from the backstage. He's wearing black and orange wrestling boots, black jeans, and no shirt. He heads down to the ring slow, and calculating, like a predator stalking its prey. He rolls under the bottom rope and just sits in the corner waiting for the match to start.) Wilks - Nobody gets a better crowd reaction then Bryan Tann! Burst - Kozmo does. Wilks - Nobody likes Kozmo! Burst - That your boss your talkin about you moron. Kozmo is my idol! (Nick gives a cheap grin.) Bryan Tann smiles pshycotically from across the ring.. The bell sounds and he lowers his head, he scuffs his foot and pretends hes a bull, he runs full speed at Fury, Fury grabs his head and rams him into the turnbuckle. Tann simply shakes it off then leans up.. He throws a hard right hand at Fury, nailing him in the face, then punches him twice in the stomach and he lifts Fury up on his shoulders.. He drops backwards nailing Fury with a belly burner! Tann leaps up and with no notice at all he grabs Furys head and begins slaming it in to the mat, finally he stops, stands up and kicks Fury in the face! He steps on Furys nose and delivers a spinarooni! Fury holds his nose as it begins to bleed. Tann lifts him up and puts him under... He lifts Fury up and delivers a harsh powerbomb! Tann sits down and places Fury in a leg choke submission! Fury easily gets to the ropes, he pulls himself up and sees Tann out of the corner of his eye, Tann charges at Fury, but Fury leans down and delivers a backbody drop.. Tann catches the top rope and flips around, he lands feet first of the aprion, he grabs Furys head and delivers a reverse DDT landing Furys neck on the top rope! Tann climbs back in and lifts Fury up, He whips Fury into the ropes.. Fury comes off and catches Tann by the arm.. Tann hooks Fury.. AFTERMATH! Tann grabs Fury and places him in a TANNMISSION!! Fury taps out! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and STILL OWF Network Champion.. Bryan Tann! (Fury is choked out from the Tannmission, Tann finally breaks the holdand just glares down at Fury. The Ref is trying to hand Tann the Network Title, he just shoots his glare at the Ref who jumps back dropping the title belt. A cruel grin starts to spread over Tann's face. He then rolls out of the ring and grabs a mic, then rolls back in) Tann - Cut the damn music! (The music fades out) Tann - FURY! DO YOU KNOW NOW WHY IN THE HELL THEY CALL ME THE LOOSE CANNON? (He puts the mic to Fury's lips, but he can't respond because he's out cold.) Tann - I'll take your silence as a no. Well, I guess it's about time that I SHOW YOU just why I am "The Loose Cannon"! Wait right here! I'll be right back. (Tann drops the mic. He heads back to the backstage area. The crowd is quiet, not sure what the hell is going on. Finally after a minute, Tann is bringing a laundry cart out from the backstage! He rolls it down to ringside, and kicks Fury repeatedly, causing him to roll into the laundry cart. Tann then pushes the cart up the ramp, gestering for the camera to follow. As the camera follows, Tann is talking trash on Fury.) Tann - I tried to warn you Fury. I tried to tell you that you don't have ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT TRUE FURY IS! But you wouldn't listen! No, you wouldn't...... (Fury starts to stick his head out of the laundry cart. Tann growls, reaching over and grabbing a chair and clocking Fury over the head knocking him out again.) Tann - BITCH DON'T MOVE WHEN I'M FUCKING TALKING TO YOU! That's VERY disrespectful. Naughty boy! Looks like I'm gonna have to punish you somethin REALLY awful! (Continues rolling Fury through the back, finally to a garbage dumpster out near the loading docks! Tann pushes the laundry cart into the open dumpster, then goes over and closes it. Tann then goes out of the viewing range of the camera, and comes back with a box of matches, and a gas can!) Tann - Flame on buddy, flame on! (Tann starts pouring the liquid from the can all over the dumpster. Tann then smirks evily, lighting the match and looks to the cameras.) Tann - Kids, don't try this at home. Uncle Bryan is just mentally unstable. (Tann drops the match on the dumpster and WOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHH it's on fire!!! Tann then moves to the far side where he didn't dose with gas, and pushes it to an empty section of the parking lot near the wrestler's entrance. Nearby is a large brick wall. Tann smirks to the camera.) Tann - If I do it, I get a whoopin.......... I DO IT! (Tann pushes the dumpster down the little hill towards the brick wall, the dumpster then crashes into it and Tann just laughs his ass off.) Tann - STTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! SCORE ONE FOR THE BAD MUTHA FUKAS!! (Kruz is sitting backstage in a lockerroom.. Head down, sitting in a steel chair, with his legs on a chair. He leans back and the camera zooms out a little to show 3 mexicans sitting around him listening to him speak.) Kruz - I just can't believe it! Its not right! He just came out, took my title belt.. and gave it away to that, Joseph Storm guy, and hes not even hardcore! Mexican 1 - No puedo entenderle! Kruz - Yeah!! I know! Its just wrong! Mexican 2 - Este individuo es est�pido! Kruz - Your right.. I should do that! Mexican 1 - Ay!!! Kruz - Hi! Mexican 3 - Yo Quiero Tequila. Kruz - Yes! I am gonna do that! The world will see that I am the real PDA Champion! Thank you guys! (Samuel Kruz stands up and smiles.. You can see the donkey behind him, eating a Samuel Kruz T-Shirt. The mexicans look at him, then shake their heads as he walks out of the room.) Wilks - Well fans its time for out main event! Burst - Hurry and lower the fuckin cage.. I wanna go home! (The cage slowly falls from the rafters, It molds around the ring to fit it perfect in every corner as it touches the ring aprion.. The camera shows referee Crissy Kiven with a lock, in the ring at the small trap door, waiting for the wrestlers to enter.) Missy Janson - The following contest is tonights main event! Its a barbwire steel cage, escape match! Featuring two brothers on opposite sides! Coming to the ring at this time... Former OWF World Heavyweight Champion..Drakkair Noir!! (The strobe lights hit. and the guitar intro of razors edge hits. The crowd begins to get loud. Then darkness save for the pyros that go off on stage illuminating Drakkar Noir standing in the dark. His face wearing his normal cocky look. He then strolls down to the ring playing the crowd as he goes. Just as he reaches the bottom of the ramp lightning strikes either side of the ramp and a mushroom cloud surrounds him. Then the OWF-TRON reads -"Drakkar Noir". Power and grace can you deal with it. I don't think so.") Missy Janson - And his oppenent... Also a former OWF World Heavyweight Champion.. Jesse Williams! (The lights get centered on the stage, and a few seconds later..."Brainstew" by Greenday starts up..and Jesse Williams walks out..the fans go nuts for the former World Champ. He has a bottle of water in his hand...he runs to the ring and slides in...he runs up to the turnbuckle and jumps onto the second rope, and he opens the water, he drinks some and pours the rest over his head and he holds his hands up, he jumps off the turnbuckle, and gets ready for his match.) The cage door is locked, and the only way out of the cage is up and over the top. You see the steel cage is covered with barbed wire as Noir and JW lock up. JW gets the early advantage and sends Drakkar into the ropes and JW hits a flying clothesline. JW backs off and Drakkar gets up, drop kick by JW. Williams stomps away at Noir and attempts a senton splash but Drakkar moves out of the way and Jesse hits the mat hard. Williams rolls right up only to be taken down by a lariat from Drakkar. Wilks - It's brother versus brother in there. Burst - Blood versus blood is more like it! Drakkar stands up looking down at Jesse and grabs a handful of his hair. He drags him up to his feet and tosses him into the ropes and Williams charges back, nailing Drakkar with a shoulder charge. Drakkar barely flinches and motions for Jesse to come at him again. Williams bounces off the ropes once again and comes back this time with a clothesline that only chops his brother down to one knee. He again runs against the ropes and charges towards Drakkar, who lunges out of his kneeling position and attempts another clothesline. Jesse narrowily avoids it and slips behind Drakkar. He grabs him in a reverse waist lock and quickly tosses him over his head with a release german suplex. Drakkar reverses and back flips in the air, landing on his feet behind Jesse. He runs at Williams and nails a thrusting elbow that takes Jesse down to the mat. Drakkar picks Jesse up and gives him a hard chop to the chest area. He repeats with 2 more. Drakkar pushes JW into the corner, and gets up to the second rope. He leaps into the air and wraps his legs around the neck of Jesse and swings back, nailing a frankensteiner on Williams! Drakkar begins to ascend up the side of the cage, avoiding the barbed wire as much as possible. Burst - He's looking to get the hell out of there. Jesse Williams gets up and pretends to push the referee Crissy, Crissy rams herself into the cage, Drakkar slips and falls and lands hard on the mat. Crissy smiles as she warns Jesse not to do that, and JW winks back at her. Jesse picks up Drakkar and rams his face into the cage and some barbed wire, instantly causing blood to begin running down the face of Drakkar. Jesse rubs Drakkar's face across the barbwire but Noir hits a mule kick to JW's balls, which doubles him over. Drakkar flings Jesse into the cage and Jesse gets caught on a piece of barbed wire. Noir turns around to see Crissy the referee and remembers she made him fall. Drakkar grabs Crissy, and lifts her up for a powerbomb, and does it into the barbed wire cage! Drakkar runs at Jesse and hits a splash ramming Jesse's body even more into the barbed wire. Wilks - He's possessed! Jesse rolls off and his body bends across the ropes and lands back in the ring. He bleeds heavily from various points on his body. Drakkar looks down at Jesse and down at Crissy and heads towards his brother. He drags the lifeless JW up to his feet and tosses him back first into the corner. He follows him in, laying two hard knees right across the sternum of Jesse Williams. Drakkar Noir lifts Jesse up to a sitting position on the top rope and slams his head backwards into the barbed wire. Drakkar gets up to the top rop, pulling Williams with him. He leaps up, wrapping his legs around the head of Jesse Williams again, but this time Jesse is prepared and powerbombs Drakkar flat down to the mat from the top rope. Burst - Holy crap! Wilks - He may have just killed his own brother! Both men lay tired in the ring as the fans applaud them on. Williams begins to move first, with Drakkar right behind him. They both crawl towards the ropes looking to use them to boost themselves back up. Drakkar gets up to the second rope while Jesse dangles off the top rope. They lock eyes across the ring and slowly push off, stumbling towards each other. Right hand from Williams! Drakkar is stunned but fires a hard left hand right back at Jesse and connects with his jaw. Jesse is reeling but he manages to nail a glancing left uppercut that catches the softest part of Drakkar's jaw and sends him down to one knee. Williams regains his balance and looks to soccer kick Drakkar across his chest. Instead, Drakkar catches his leg and stands up still holding it. Williams hops on one foot and swings his opposite foot up and catches Drakkar right across the side of the face with an ensiguri. Wilks - Nice counter by Williams. Burst - I guess! Wilks - This match is taking a toll on both of these men and you can't add anything! Burst - Nope. Williams slowly pushes himself up to his feet and approaches the cage. He carefully begins to climb up the barbed wire wall, avoiding the points where he would be cut. Meanwhile in the ring, Drakkar has pushed himself up to all fours. He glances up, noticing Jesse in mid-climb and he pushes himself up to his feet. As he walks over to Jesse he receives a boot to the face for his troubles, which stuns him momentarily. Jesse continues the climb, but Drakkar comes up from behind him again. He hooks Jesse in a powerbomb position as he steps under him and between his legs. JW starts pounding away at Drakkar's head in mid air and is able to free himself from the powerbomb position. Williams kicks Drakkar in the stomach and lays him out with an Implant DDT. Williams turns and slowly begins climbing up the cage, catching his hand on barbed wire every now and then. Jesse gets to the top, and he signals for the Swanton Bomb. Wilks - Go for the win and get out Jesse! Burst - More balls than brains. He leaps from the top of the cage! SWANTON ON DRAKKAR FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!! Jesse holds his hand in pain as blood continues to run out of the gaping wound. The ring is already turning a shade of red from each man losing an intense amount of blood. The fans being to roar in approval of each of the two men who are pouring out their hearts and souls. Williams begins to move slowly, but right after him Drakkar rolls over onto his stomach and glares at his brother. The two men, both very exhausted, take many moments to recover. Williams is bleeding from many places on his body, while Drakkar holds a few spots of skin which have been ripped by the barbed wire. The two men stagger towards their feet, with Jesse collapsing to a kneeling position while Drakkar falls onto the ropes catching himself from hitting the mat. Crissy slowly picks herself up, with her back bloodied but ready to call the rest of the match. Drakkar pushes himself up to his unsteady feet, while Williams plants both of his palms flat onto the mat and thrusts himself up onto his feet. Wilks - How are these two going? Burst - Steroids. Wilks - There's no more steroids in wrestling! Burst - I heard Chris Benoit is on them! Wilks - There's no proof of that! Burst - I got my sources! The two men grapple in the center of the ring with a collar and elbow position. Drakkar brings up a right knee to the gut of JW which causes him to hesitate and gives Drakkar the momentum. Noir quickly attempts a gordbuster on Jesse, but Williams flips out of it and lands on his feet behind Drakkar. Once Noir turns around, Williams flings his right leg up for a Superkick but Drakkar ducks and catches Jesse in a Leg Capture Suplex. He tosses Jesse over his head, but somehow JW lands on his feet after flipping out of the arms of Noir. Drakkar stands up as Jesse turns around and heads full speed right at Noir. Drakkar flings his left arm outward as Jesse extends his right arm outward. Both men clothesline each other, sending each other flat to their backs in the middle of the ring gasping for air. Wilks - That was a stalemate! Burst - They're brothers. You have to expect them to know each other! Drakkar rolls over onto his side and begins coughing while Jesse holds both of his arms across his chest in pain. JW rolls over onto his stomach while Drakkar plants his left hand down onto the mat and holds himself up in a seated position with all the weight on that arm. Drakkar reaches out with his right arm and grabs a hold of the middle rope with his right hand. Jesse pushes both of his elbows down into the mat and uses them to pull himself up to all fours. The fans cheer on both men as they struggle independently to get to their feet. Drakkar Noir lifts his left hand off the mat and, with both hands, grabs a hold of the top rope and uses it to anchor himself as he pulls himself back up to his feet. Meanwhile, Jesse has pulled himself up to both knees facing the now standing Drakkar. Drakkar swings around as sees Jesse still prone and he charges, but Jesse dives at his feat. Noir hops over Williams and continues his pace, bouncing off the opposite of ropes while Jesse pulls himself up to his feet. Drakkar attempts another clothesline, but Williams is able to duck out of the way at the last second and nail a falling neckbreaker on Drakkar, again bringing the match to a stalemate. Burst - This sucks. Neither of them can get an advantage. Wilks - It's all great reversals and counters. I'm entertained! Burst - I want to go home already. Williams gets back to his feet first and goes to climb the cage again to escape, but Drakkar comes up from behind and gets Jesse back on his shoulders again, ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP on Williams! Drakkar hooks in Perfection on Williams as Jesse screams in pain. Drakkar eventually breaks the hold and lifts Jesse back to his feet and lifts him up and drops him across the ropes neck first. Drakkar begins climbing up the side of the cage once again. Jesse gets up and begins climbing as well with Drakkar about halfway up to the top. Jesse climbs up quickly and catches up to Drakkar at the very top, ignoring the pain of his hands with the barbed wire digging into them. Drakkar rips Jesse's shirt and chops him across the chest leaving a red mark. Drakkar tries pushing Jesse back into the ring, but Jesse counters and Drakkar slips and is now hanging onto Jesses arm. Jesse holds on so Drakkar doesn't fall and hit the floor for the win. Jesse swings Drakkar into the cage and Drakkar catches onto some barbed wire and yanks down on Jesse who falls from the top of the cage to the near bottom of it, but doesnt hit the floor! Jesse's ripped shirts catches on a piece of barbed wire as does his arm thats wrapped in it! The barbed wire holding Drakkar lets up and Drakkar falls backwards and lands through the Spanish announce table! Drakkar WINS IT! Missy Janson - Here is your winner.. The Perfection Solution.. Drakkar Noir! (Jesses arm is covered in blood.. Hes still stuck on the barbwire! Matt Danks runs down to ringside with a can of spray paint and hops up on the cage, he begins climbing it, he reaches the top beside Jesse, when suddenly the cage begins to lifts.. It shakes furiously and Danks falls backwards from the top of the lifted cage, all the way to the time keepers table, snapping it in half! Danks lays motionless, Suddenly Jesse Williams gets free and climbs down grabs Drakkar Noir from behind, Jesse attempts a front russian leg sweep.. But Mark counters with a fall back slam! Kozmo and Joesph Storm rush to ringside where they all lay boots on Jesse.) PA System - BE PREPARED!!! Cause I am!! Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the... (Bryan Tann runs in from the back and clotheslines Kozmo from behind! But Everyone jumps on Tann, pounding him down with fists.. Prez DK rushes out... And then behind him runs Samuel Kruz and The Immagration Invasion! The mexicans, DK, and Kruz tackle Drakkar, Kozmo, and Storm! Kruz knocks Storm off his feet with a spear then begins punching him! The Imagrants all leap on Drakkar, pounding him down with fists! Kozmo and DK confront each other, face to face.. Suddenly Kozmo falls forward in front of DK as Crissy Kiven leaps off the top rope and nails him with a missle drop kick! DK helps Crissy up.. Kruz, Dk, Tann, Jesse, Kiven, and the Imagrants walk up the enterance ramp and stand on the stage looking down at the beaten down uIf. DK points out to the crowd and they walk to the back..) Burst - Thats not fair! It was 50 against one.. And all those mexicans! Nobody could take on that many mexicans! Wilks - They got what was coming to them Nick. (Kozmo and Drakkar carry the battered Matt Danks to the back.. They see an ambulance in which they walk towards. Drakkar grabs the handle and pulls open the door.. The camera turns and looks inside to show Basil Croft laying in a puddle of blood, with 'PD' spray painted on his chest!) Burst - Eww! Wilks - Dragon! Dragon and his sick ways have left Basil Croft covered in blood! (The camera goes back to the arena.. Where the lights are cut off and everything is silent.. Suddenly you hear and explosion, fire sparks in the air and the OWFtron floods with blood! Then a "1" appears on the OWFtron.. And slowly it disinigrates and the scene fades to black!) |
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