--- FLASHBACK ---

(The camera interupt them as the scene shifts backstage.. Jackie Kissens has just come out of her bathroom, she has a tear in her eye as the camera sees she is holding something. Her tears increase as she sits down in a chair.. the camera zooms in to show a pregnancy test in her hand..ITS PINK LINED! The camera fades back to the commentary booth.)

Burst - Ho..Ly.. shit!

Wilks - Was that a pregnancy test?

Burst - Nice observation seeing how your a virgin and all!

Wilks - Am not. I have a question.. If Jackies pregnant.. Whos the daddy?

--- FLASHBACK ---

-- LIVE --

(The scene starts off backstage where you see a limo pull up, and you get a close up of the license plates, diplaying, "ASW 1". You zoom up to the door as it opens up and as two feet hit the ground, the scene fades into the arena where the sold out crowd is on their feet ready for the last event before OWF Blood Bath 2001! You see such signs like "Bring Back Osmosis" to "Mr Pickes Is My Dad" or "We Want Mr Plow!" The view drifts to Nick Burst and Toby Wilks at ringside at their commentary table getting ready for the broadcast.)

Wilks - Welcome to Bulls Eye, live from the sold out Palace of Auburn Hills in Detroit, Michigan! We have quite the show ready for you tonight!

Burst - Last event before Blood Bath Part 4!

Wilks - Where the OWF will crown a new World Champion, either Jesse Williams, or his opponent, Matt Danks or Bryan Tann, which will be decided tonight.

Burst - *cough* Danks.

Wilks - Shut up Nick!

Burst - They have a right to know, jesus..

Wilks - What about the ASW 1 limo pulling up before? Whats that all about?

Burst - *cough* Vinny Vegas.

Wilks - You think you're so smart don't you?

Burst - Quite frankly.. Yes. All that matters is.. WHO'S DA DADDY!?

Wilks - You mean, who got Kissens pregnant?

Burst - I think I know..

PA System - You Bastards Ain't Seen Nothing Yet...

(Just then an explosion occurs, sending red sparks all over the entrance ramp. "Left Behind" by SlipKnot, begins to start up and Jesse Williams walks out from the back. He has a bandage on his head, and is holding his back. But the fans are going crazy for him. He walks down to the ring and he steps up the ring ropes and grabs a mic, he takes off his leather jacket to expose a sleeveless white shirt, with red trim. He adjusts his baggy black pants and he tightens his black sandals. He pulls his hair back and smirks as he looks to the fans and begins to speak.)

Jesse - OWF, I did what I promised you I was going to do. I beat Joseph Storm, and I am now, at top of the list. I am the man who will be facing the winner of Danks versus Tann.

(Fans cheer.)

Jesse - ...for the OWF World Title...You see, I want this belt very badly, so bad I can almost taste it....and that means I dont care who I face, whether it be Danks, or it be Tann....either one of them will be goin dow..

PA System - BE PREPARED!!!! 'Cause I am....Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the....... FLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

(Bryan Tann walks out from the back just then as "Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays. He looks at Jesse with an odd look on his face. He slowly walks down to the ring, and gets in. He eyes Jesse up, and eventually goes face to face with him, and he grabs his own mic from his pocket and steps away, not breaking contact with Jesse's eyes. He begins to speak.)

Tann - Jesse, you are too cocky for your own good. We may be bros and all, but when it comes down to me and you in the finals of this tournament..

(He pushes Jesse.)

Tann - You'll be the pushover..

(Jesse smirks at this and speaks back.)

Jesse - Tann..

(Jesse pushes him back.)

Jesse - Dont touch me...

(Jesse and Tann begin to get ready for a fight, but just before they drop their mics...)

PA System - But Nothin Compares To These Blue and Yellow Purple Pills..

("Purple Pills" By D-12 blares over the PA system, Matt Danks walks out looking around as the fans boo, but at the same time, respect him for his courage. Jesse and Tann both look at Danks with an evil look as Danks pulls out his own mic.)

Danks - Tann, I suggest you figure out before our match who is friend and who is foe...because if you dont, well simply you will lose worse than you already will...Oh, let me say again, who are your friends, and who are
your foes...

(Jesse is outside the ring and grabs a chair, he slides in as Tann is looking at Danks, as he makes his way to the ring. Jesse hits Tann in the back with the chair, knocking him through the ropes to the outside.)

Wilks - JESSE JUST TURNED ON TANN!! THERE IS SHAMBLES IN THE BMF!!

Burst - Thata Boy Jesse!!

(Jesse listens as the fans boo. Danks continues to pummel Tann, and he rolls him into the ring. Jesse puts the chair on Tann, he goes to the top rope and nails Deep Frost on Tann. Danks picks up his mic, as does Jesse, and Danks grabs a black UiF Shirt.)

Danks - Welcome to the Crew Bro...

(He throws Jesse the shirt.)

Wilks - DAMN IT JESSE, YOU'RE THROWING YOUR WHOLE CAREER AWAY IF YOU JOIN THEM, DONT DO IT!

Burst - Shut up! He made his decision already...

(Danks picks up the chair and nails Tann with it. Jesse stops him and Grabs the chair, and starts to hit Tann with it. Jesse puts the shirt on and picks up the chair and holds Danks' hand up. He picks up his mic as Danks
continues to lay into Tann.)

Jesse - Well since you all fell for it, I guess I might as well just tell you one thing...

(The fans boo.)

Jesse - You know how Danks was talking about how you should realize who are your friends, and who are your enemies...well...guess what, Danks...

(He turns around, and Jesse nails him with the chair right on the head, the fans go nuts.)

Jesse - Im not your friend, there are no friends in this tournament now. Have fun in your match with Tann, you stupid Bastard...

(Jesse rips off the UiF shirt and throws it on Danks as Tann starts to stir in the ring, and Jesse leaves.)

Burst - Williams is a little bitch, I hate that guy.

Wilks - Haha, that was pure genius!

("Thunderstruck" by AC/DC hits the speakers as the crowd goes silent. Two figures step out onto the ramp with their heads down in the darkness.)

Wilks - Holy shit! HOLY SHIT! Its The Kremlin and Sweet Sexy Rose!

Burst - Sweet and Sexy? Who are you kidding? Tell her to bring her ass over here, I'll show both her and Gremlin what's up.

(The two figures, most likely Kremlin and Rose, ASW Owners, step into the OWF ring. You then hear Prez DK's voice over the PA, and then see him on the OWF-Tron.)

Prez DK - Hold on just a minute! Who invited this ASW scum!? Get out of the ring!

(The lights flash back on as the man in the Indian Feathered hat and mocasins, the whole Indian get up lifts his head and reveals Kozmo with a huge smirk on his face!)

Prez DK - Haha, what the hell Koz? I knew you were dumb, but this was somewhat funny, but you're now with.. Rose?..

(The woman lifts her head up showing Kandi all make-upy trying to make her look bad. She has in fake teeth as she smiles ridiculously trying not to laugh.)

Prez DK - Umm.. wow...

Burst - Eww oh my god! What has that sexy thing Kandi done to herself! Nasty!

(DK goes off the OWF-Tron puzzled as Kozmo lifts the mic to his lips.)

Prez Kozmo - Good evening. Welcome The Kozmo and Sweet Sexy Kandi. I was hoping our World Champion Viagra could make it as well, but he had some taxi problems.

Burst - Taxi problems, haha, what a loser.

Wilks - Viagra? Thought it was Vagrint or something.

Burst - No, I'm pretty sure it's Viagra, like the pill you take.

Wilks - Oh, okay.

Prez Kozmo - Now onto business. First of all, Bryan Tann..

(Crowd cheers.)

Prez Kozmo - Yeah yeah yeah.. Tann, Mister Network Champion, for your action on Wednesday Night's Dead End, you are now... stripped of the Network Title!

(Crowd boos as you see Tann in the back watching on the monitor, he throws his title down and picks up his TV and throws it down as well as he storms off yelling and screaming.)

Prez Kozmo - I'd also like to announce Havok, the challenger at Blood Bath for whoever may get the Network Title shot, between Fagster Dee and Joe Franco, which will take place tonight. Also, concerning Blood Bath's Main Event, I'd like to announce that there will be a surprise special guest referee for that particular World Title match. Wanna know who? Well then tune into Blood Bath next Sunday on Pay-Per-View cheapskates.

Kandi - Oh, and we can't forgot about my challenge baby..

Prez Kozmo - Oh how could we?

Kandi - Crissy, I'm challenging you to a T 'n A match at Blood Bath!

Prez Kozmo - T 'n A being, Tits and Ass by the way. To win, you must strip your opponent... NAKED!

Burst - Wooo wee! That's my kinda match!

Wilks - Easy tiger, Crissy hasn't yet accepted..

("I'm Real" by J-Lo f/ Ja Rule comes on as Crissy steps out onto the ramp in her referee uniform.)

Prez Kozmo - Take off that ref uniform, you're pathetic!

Crissy - Eat a dick.

Prez Kozmo - That's your job from what I hear in the back.

Crissy - Stop mistaking me for your little bitch named Kandi.

(Kandi looks stunned as Kozmo stands on the bottom rope and points at Crissy pissed off.)

Crissy - Anyways, enough on your side JOBS, as far as your challenge, Kandi, I'll see ya next week.

Kandi - Yeah, you sure will bitch!

(Crissy leaves as "Area Codes" by Ludacris plays and the X-Plicit Ballaz all come out onto the ramp.)

Burst - What are these fools doing out here.

Michael Carrington - Hey yo, Koz'ster, listen up. We wanna know what's goin on with our Tag Titles at Blood Bath.

Prez Kozmo - Lets see, you guys are low class, so how bout.. the Lacrosses, and... Damien and Phantom Dragon will team up. Three way, elimination, no DQ, elimination by being put through a table, pinned, or submission.

DeJuan Carrington - Hey, we're sick of facing all these scrubs yo, c'mon!

Prez Kozmo - Let me see here, scrubs? Umm, if I'm caught up on my latest ebonics, that's pretty much what you all are.

DeShard Carrington - Well pal, after I beat the "scrubs" I face tonight, I better get Strife for the Cruiserweight Title like promised.

Prez Kozmo - Yes sir.

Michael Carrington - And man, I'm sick of this shit. I got screwed Wednesday, and now I'm fighting for the PDA title? Whats up with that? If you can just throw Havok into a title match, I think I deserve one too.

Prez Kozmo - Well let's see, you bring up Havok, now if you want Havok to kick your ass, it's fine by me. It'll be you, Havok, and Franco or Dee for the Network title, so everyone sees you get embarassed.

Michael Carrington - Yea right, not what these people here think.

(Crowd cheers.)

DeJuan Carrington - And since I got a U.S. Title contender match tonight, who do I get once I win?

PA System - Yo uhh.. Yo nigga, DK on 1!

("Fuck You" by Ja Rule hits the speakers as Prez DK walks out behind the Carringtons.)

Prez DK - Koz, if I could interupt for a second you needledick.. DeJuan, you wanna know who you're gonna be facing if you win...

(Mark Stone comes from out of the crowd and nails DeJuan down from behind with a baseball bat then takes off with DK with the Carringtons giving chase.)

Prez Kozmo - Haha dorks.. That is all, hit my music!

("Big Ballz" by AC/DC plays as Kozmo and Kandi exit the ring hand in hand.)

Wilks - So lets get this all straightened out here.. We have Lacrosses verse X-Plicit Ballaz verse Phantom Dragon and Damien for the Tag Titles at Blood Bath.. Michael Carrington verse Havok against Master Dee or Joe Franco for the Network Title.. DeShard taking on Strife for the Cruiserweight Title if he wins.. Kandi against Crissy in a T 'n A match.

Burst - Oh yeah!!

Wilks - Mark Stone taking on the winner of the U.S. Contender Match tonight. Jesse Williams taking on winner of Tann and Danks. Then there is the PDA Title.

PA System - I watch how the moon sits in the sky on a dark night..

("A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park plays as Cloud Strife walks out with the Cruiserweight Title over his shoulder. He makes his way down to the announcers table and sits down by Burst.)

Wilks - Welcome Cloud. Nice to have ya.

Strife - Nice to be here. Just wanted to scout my possible opponents.

Missy Janson - Coming out first in the Cruiserweight Number One Contender match, KEVIN LACROSS!

PA System - Forefit the game..

(Points of Authority hits the P.A system and Kevin Lacross heads tothe ring accompanied by Steven Lacross.)

Missy Janson - And his opponent, from the X-Plicit Ballaz, DESHARD CARRINGTON!

(The lights dim. My rap world by Andre Nickatina begins to blarethroughout the arena. DeShard emerges from the curtain. He walks to where theramp begins and stops. Throws up a gang sign, then bows his head as the pyrorain begins to fall on him. He walks straight down the ramp not evenawknowleging the fans goes under the ring and finds a table sets it up outsidethe ring and then gets in and waits for his opponent.)

Carrington and Lacross walk to the center of the ring. Carrington is trash talkin real heavy. They end up nose to nose, Carrington still running his mouth. Lacross just laughs a little bit, as though he's not taking Carrington seriously at all. Carrington shoves Lacross who goes back a step. Lacross fires back with a HARD shove of his own. Carrington glares at him and hits him with a right to the face. Lacross stumbles back into the ropes. Lacross comes off the ropes right at Carrington and they lock up. Carrington gets the upper hand with an arm bar. Lacross reverses the arm bar, Carrington reverses the reversal, does a flip up and delievers an arm drag take down on Lacross. Lacross just gets up to his knees, another grin on his face. He nods as bit, as though he's just feeling Carrington out. He's back up and as they go to lock up again, Lacross hits a knee lift, doubling Carrington over. He plants a few punches to him before throwing him into the ropes. He goes for a back drop, only to have Carrington leap over the attempt. As Carrington comes back, Lacross executes a leap frog over Carrington. When Carrington comes back, Lacross plants a boot to his stomach, bounces off the ropes, and does a rollover Carrington's back, and delievers a perfect DDT, going for the pin. 1...2... Carrington kicks out. Lacross gets up after the cover and bounces off the rope and drops a quick leg drop to Carrington, he then gets up and drops another fast leg drop, and goes for another cover

Wilks - Lacross is trying to get Carrington tired by making him kick out of those pin falls

Burst - Well hell he's a smart man, he knows what he's got to do to get that win. He wants that Cruiserweight Belt that this man Cloud Strife holds. What do you think about that Champ? You like what you see?

Strife - Decent enough match so far. But it's not whether the match is good or bad, but who comes out the winner.

Carrington kicks out again. Lacross lifts him up, throwing him into the ropes and delievers a running clothesline. Lacross then runs to the corner, and with a single leap gets to the top turnbuckle and goes for a moonsault. He gets perfect hang time, only when he finally lands, Carrington isn't there. Both men are on the ground now. Carrington's still feeling the effects of the DDT and the leg drops, and Lacross has some sore ribs from the missed Moonsault. The ref begins the ten count 1....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....

Wilks - AND LACROSS WENT TO THE WELL AND THE WELL WAS DRY!!! CARRINGTON SHOWED GREAT PRESENCE OF MIND TO GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT MOONSAULT!!!

Burst - And now it's any man's match, but honestly, I think the Carrington Curse as I'd like to call it is going to continue. His brother got the snot beat out of him last week, and this week it's his turn!

Carrington starts to pull himself up, falling into the ropes. Lacross gets to his feet as well, begins to charge Carrington only to be back dropped clear out of the ring, hitting hard on the floor!!! The ref begins to his count, as he gets to 6, Carrington rushes to the opposite side ropes, and jumps to the top rope and delievers a missle drop kick to the outside!!! Both men are laying on the outside of the ring as the ref begins his count again 1....2....3....4.....5.....6....7....

Burst - Look at Carrington trying to pull out the big spots like he's some kinda big shot or something! Hell that's a text book drop kick ANYONE could have done that!

Wilks - Really? I'd like to see your chubby ass do a spring board missle drop kick.

Burst - I would, but I got a job to do here. If I wasn't here right now this whole broadcast would fall apart Wilks!

Strife - Burst, you're a moron. A bonofied moron.

Carrington pulls himself up rolling into the ring, and rolls back out to break the count. As he heads back after Lacross, Lacross drops to the ground, grabbing Carrington's tight to elevate him into the guard rail! Lacross gets to his feet, and begins to lay the boots to Carrington's back with no mercy. Pulling Carrington up by the hair, he rolls him back into the ring, climbs to the apron, hops up to the top rope and drops a leg drop to Carrington! He hooks the leg and goes for the pin again the ref stops the count as Carrington's foot gets to the bottom rope. Lacross gets up and begins to yell angrily at the ref feeling that it was a slow count. The ref begins to yell back telling Lacross to just wrestle already. He pulls Carrington back to his feet and body slams him down. He then pulls him up again by the hair and leads him over to the turnbuckle and begins to signal FOR THE CROSS!!!

Burst - THIS COULD BE IT WILKINS!! STRIFE YOU'RE GONNA BE FACING KEVIN LACROSS FOR THAT BELT!!!!!

As Lacross gets the move ready, Carrington begins to throw some heavy rights to Lacross' lower body! Finally, the final blow sends Lacross down to the mat!!

Burst - NO!!! NO!!! YOU CHOKE ARTIST!!! YOU HAD THE MATCH WON!!! YOU SUCK!!!

Carrington collects his barings just a little, shaking his head a bit, he holds his arms up AND DELIEVERS A SWANTON BOMB!!! SWANTON BOMB TO LACROSS!!!!! HE GOES FOR THE PIN 1...2...3!!!!

Missy Janson- HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND #1 CONTENDER FOR THE OWF CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE, DESHARD CARRINGTON!!!

(Strife drops his headset and grabs his chair and runs into the ring. He nails DeShard with the chair! Cloud picks DeShard up, SIX-OH-SEVEN TO DESHARD ONTO THE CHAIR!)

Burst - Well he sure made his presence felt.

Wilks - Sure did, looks like DeShard challenging Strife for the Cruiserweight Title at Blood Bath.

(Scene goes to the back where you see Jessica Daly sitting in the U.i.F lockerroom wearing black sunglasses, all beatened, physically and mentally. You see Kandi slap her as Storm laughs and leaves the room to go to Exxon for his PDA Title Defense. Kozmo is on the phone as you hear some of his conversation.)

Prez Kozmo - Yeah.. That's him.. His match is up next.. Alright, I'm countin on ya man, peace.

(You see Tann walk by and he sees Jessica inside and goes nuts.)

Tann - JESSICA!!

(Storm turns around and throws Tann into the wall and beats him down as Kozmo slams the door on Tann's arm.)

Burst - Tann should just give up on Daly, she's causing him nothing but trouble.

Wilks - He's in love, don't tell the guy what to do.

Burst - What do you know about love?

Wilks - Well.. Who do ya think was on the other end of the conversation with Kozmo?

Burst - I bet we soon find out..

(The scene fades to the back once again as you see Master Dee talkin to Tann outside the U.i.F lockerroom. Dee pats Tann on the back as Tann walks off pissed off and Dee continues to the ring for his match as the U.i.F door opens back up and Danks, Havok, and Kozmo come out and beat down Master Dee with lead pipes and 2x4's. Kozmo picks Dee up, KOZMOPOLITAN! Danks throws Dee into the wall, and Havok follows up with a spear putting Dee through the wall! The U.i.F walk back into their lockerroom all smiles as Tann comes running into the picture again and bangs on the closed U.i.F door, then aids to Dee.)

Wilks - Damn those fricken "InSiders."

Burst - Dee had it coming to him, face it.

Wilks - I wonder if he'll make it out for his match..

Missy Janson - Coming down at this time, for the number one contender to the Network Title, JOE FRANCO!!

(The lights go out in the arena as Boy Hits Car's soothing sounds fill your ears.  Suddenly the song picks up and it's no longersoothing, infact it's almost painfull.  Suddenly a durnken form of a man withhis midget companion and penguin manager appear at the top of the entrance ramp. The three stumble down the ramp (yes even a penguin can stumble) slowly enteringthe ring.  Franco stands up to his full height, shakes his head and is amazinglybattle ready by the time the music stops.)

Missy Janson - And his opponent, MASTER DEE!!

PA System - CLICK, CLICK ---- BOOM!!!!!!

(The arena lights start flashing red as you hear the voice of theband Saliva and you await the entrance of Master Dee...)

Wilks - Doesn't look good...

(Out of no where comes Master Dee hobbling out to the ring.  He walks down the ramp slowly as there are BMF symbols spinning in cirlces in the middle of the ring floor from overhead lights. Master Dee walks into the ring, stands in the middle of the ring and gets ready for Franco.)

Wilks - How gutty of Dee.

Burst - He's a panzy. He only went through a wall, god damn..

Master Dee and Joe Franco stare down each other from the corners of the ring. Dee struts up to Franco and throws a left fist into the face of Franco. Franco blocks and swings a right, then another and another. Franco irish whips Dee to the ropes and goes for a closeline but Master Dee spears Franco to the mat! Dee begins to pummel Franco with punches. Franco somehow gets out of the fury but an elbow to the ear to of Dee. Dee rolls to the side and gets to his feet. Franco stumbles to his feet as he shakes off the beating. Dee kicks Franco in the midsection and goes for a DDT. Franco pulls Dee's feet from right under him, Franco holds on to his ankles and sling shoots him into the ropes, next first! Franco runs over quickly and applies a dragon sleeper. Dee tries to get free by another flurry of punches to the head of Franco. Franco lets go and stumbles back. Dee slides out of the ring.

Burst - These guys are not Network title contenders... Well neither is Tann.

Wilks - Shut your hole Burst!

Burst - Dee is going under the ring!

Wilks - This isn't hardcore!

Burst - Shut... YOUR HOLE! It's getting good!

Dee is going under the ring for something. He pulls out a chair but Franco delivers a mean baseball slide to the face! Franco picks up Dee and slides him in the ring. Franco is going under the ring now. He pulls out a six pack of budweiser!

Burst - Toss a cold one this way!

Franco downs his beer and slides back in the ring. Then Master Dee starts to stomp on Franco. Master Dee picks him up and whips him to the ropes and sends Franco back down with a Samoan drop! Dee kicks Franco two more times before picking him up. He sets him up for the Final Call! Franco head butts Dee in the balls sending him to the ground! Franco picks up Dee greets him with a mean DDT. Dee rolls over to the ropes in pain and pulls himself up. Franco charges at him and leaps into him with a knee. Dee takes it in the face and bounces into the ropes. Franco then body slams him infront of the turn buckle! Franco climbs to the top rope.

Burst - Don't you need two more people for a keg stand?!

Wilks - Here comes Justin Jupiter!!

Franco jumps and nails a body splash right on Master Dee, the ref.. counts.. 1.. 2.. Dee gets his shoulder up! Franco gets up and pulls Dee to his feet as well. He sets up for the suplex.. and connects the ScrewDriver!! The ref.. counts.. 1.. 2.. Jupiter pulls the ref..! Franco looks at Justin, pissed! The ref. sends Justin back to the backstage area, but he doesn't go. Franco gets out of the ring and starts to argue with the ref. and. T.J Cox runs down in a U.i.F shirt! He attacks the beat runs down and starts to attack the beat up Master Dee. Justin then pushes the ref. and starts to help the assault on Dee.

Burst - Yes! Yes! U.i.F 4 Life!

Wilks - This isn't right! Do something Franco!

Franco watches the two beat down Dee. He then goes under the ring and grabs his six pack and downs another beer. Jupiter kicks and stomps on the belly of Master Dee as T.J punches him. T.J picks him up and sets Dee him up for Jupiter to do the ShowStopper! Franco sits down beside Wilks.

Franco - Wanna beer guys?

Burst - Ye..

Wilks - No thanks were working

Franco - Great, more for me!

Jupiter jumps off the top rope and goes sends out his leg for the Show Stopper, but T.J moves him and Dee out of the way and Jupiter hits the floor! Jupiter gets up to his feet and holds his leg as he gets up in the face of T.J.

Burst - Don't fight! Beat up Dee! Beat em good!

T.J then kicks Jupiter in the belly and delivers the Split Image! Cox starts to send punch and punch into the head of Jupiter. He then stops after seconds of brutal beatings Cox stops and wipes off his head. He looks around and the fans are booing him!

Burst - Don't listen to them! Boo you all!

Wilks - There are a million fans here.. Your never gonna out boo them!

Franco - How come I see two million?

Wilks - Cuz you're intoxicated.

Burst - Wish I was..

Wilks - Have a glass of water Nick.

Burst - Fuck you Wilks.

Franco - Well I'm outtie guys, time to go get that donkey in the back drunk with Mr Pickles and my littlest friend. See ya.

Burst - Save me a drink or two for later.

Franco - Ummm, buy your own.

(The scene goes to the back where DK barges into Kozmo's office.)

Prez DK - Hey fucker, I know you're the one who had T.J. Cox interfered, so what's goin on here?

Prez Kozmo - Easy DiK. Yes, TJ is the U.i.F's newest member. But what I wanna know, is whats up with this Justin Uranus guy?

Prez DK - Very funny, Justin Jupiter went down to restore order and take care of Dee for me.

Prez Kozmo - As did TJ for me.

Prez DK - Well TJ was the one who turned on Justin..

(Justin Jupiter walks in the room.)

Justin Jupiter - Hey DK, I'm sorry but Cox turned on me first.

Prez Kozmo - Ha ha losers. So I take it you two are an item eh? You two and good ole Stoney.

Prez DK - Here's the deal, KOZ.. My man Jupiter, against your new guy Cox, against BMF's Master Dee, who both of us hate. Sound good?

Prez Kozmo - Yeah, needs a little twist, how about, Last Man Bleeding?

Prez DK - Whatever floats your boat dicklick.

(The door comes down in the office as you see Cox and Master Dee brawling through it. Jupiter sees this and jumps in. Jupiter picks Dee up, powerbomb through Kozmo's desk!)

Prez Kozmo - You bastard!

(Cox hits Jupiter with part of the broken door as DK gives Cox a right. Kozmo jumps over the rubble and tackles down DK as they brawl back and forth!)

Wilks - Holy cow! Our Co-Presidents are kicking each other's ass!

Burst - Kozmo would kill him.

Wilks - I don't know, Diamond Kid can hold his own.

Burst - Against Kozmo? Gimme a break ya wussy. You know nothing about wrestling.

Wilks - So we got Cox versus Dee versus Justin Jupiter signed for Blood Bath, in a Last Man Bleeding match, that should be interesting.

Burst - Maybe. TJ Cox is BMF Killa, Dee better watch out. As far as Justin Uranus, he better stay away from me, he can be in DK's anus all he wants.

Wilks - You sicko.

Burst - What?

Wilks - Time to go to the Exxon gas station for the PDA title match.

(The scene goes over to Exxon as you see Storm getting out of Kozmo's Viper that he let him drive under strict orders. Carrington is waiting on the other side as the fans watch on the OWF-Tron.)

Joseph Storm and Michael Carrington stand at opposite ends of the Exxon gas station. Storm runs over to the back of the store and runs in. Carrington runs over but Storm locks the door.

Wilks - What a pussy!

Burst - He is PDA Champ.. He's no pussy!!

Storm runs out the entrance with a ladder in hand. Carrington hears him running out the front door. Carrington runs around and chases Storm. Mike grabs back of Storm's shirts and pulls him to the ground. Carrington throws punches at Storm. Storm knocks Mike in the head with the ladder. Carrington falls to the side and Storm jabs the end of the ladder into his ribs, over and over again! Carrington lets out little shouts of agony. Storm then runs and sets the ladder up against the roof. Storms starts to climb the ladder quickly

Burst - Haul ass! Here he comes!

Wilks - Oh no!

Carrington pushes the ladder on Storm. Storm his the ground from about 15 feet in the air, and the ladder crushes him right after. Carrington walks over to Storm. Storm is coughing and a some blood comes up. Carrington lifts up the ladder and slams it back on him. He does it again, and again!! Carrington then picks up the ladder and lines it up to the roof. Carrington whips Storm on the ladder and Joseph meets it face first. He after the impact, Storm lays against the ladder and groans. Carrington runs at him and jumps elbow first at him, Storm moves out of the way and Carrington's elbows goes through the middle of two steps and Mikes meets one, head first. Storm gets up from his knees and starts to punch Mike in his ribs. Mike spins out of the ladder and lefts a left fist smack into the temple of Storm. Joseph falls on the ground and rolls, he keeps rolling onto one knee. Carrington walks over and Storm gets up fast and super kicks Mike!

Wilks - Holy shit!

Storm drags Carrington over to the gas pump and wraps the gas tube over his neck! Storm begins to choke the life out of Carrington. Mike nails Storm in the crotch and Storm falls onto his face. Mike gasps for air, then grabs a squeegee stand and throws it on Storm. Storm screams and tries to crawl away on his hands and knees. Carrington runs to his head and sets him up into a DDT position

Burst - Watch out Storm! He is gonna do a Cut Down!

Wilks - Da Cut Down!

Carrington lifts him up and is about fall back but Storm grabs Carrington's arm and locks it up behind him. Carrington screams in pain, then reverses to a snapmare but Storm lands on his feet and kicks back into the balls of Carrington. Storm spins around and goes for a powerbomb! Mike is in the air but then jumps back down on his knees, holding onto the back of Storm's neck connecting a Jaw Breaker! Storm flys backwards, landing on his back, holding his chin. Carrington stumbles around abit before walking back to Storm. Storm is crawling back to the ladder but Carrington is following. Storm gets to his feet and throws a punch at Carrington, and he throws one back, then Storm grabs a window washer and bashes it over the head of Carrington, he swings it again across the face of Mike and it shatters! He falls to the ground and Storm takes the time to run up the ladder with the ref... Carrington gets up slowly and follows up the ladder after the ref.. and Storm. As soon as Michael reaches the top of the roof, a mack truck pulls in and the ladder goes flying!

Wilks - That roof is almost 40 feet high!

Burst - And I love it!

Storm goes for a superkick but Carrington moves out of the way and close lines him! Carrington picks up Storm and suplexes him onto the hard roof. Storm screams as he meets the ground. Mike grabs his arm and locks in an arm lock. Storm flips over and locks in a boston crap!

Wilks - That was amazing!

Carrington swings back trying to hit Storm as Carrington screams in pain. Storm lets go and picks him up, then puts him on his shoulders. He then drops him forward and sticks out his knee, and the belly of Mike meets Storm's knee. Carrington rolls around as Storm looks down the roof and looks at the truck, 20 feet down!

Wilks - What is he thinking...?

Burst - Of sending that bastard down, head first! Do it! Do it!

Carrington sneaks up on Storm as he looks down, Joseph turns around and Mike puts Storm on his shoulders!

Wilks - DRIVE BY OFF THE ROOF!!

Burst - Holy shit!!

Carrington looks down at Storm and smiles. He holds onto the roof and jumps down onto the truck. The ref.. counts from the top of the gas station, 1... 2..

Wilks - What in god's green earth?!

Burst - U.i.F member, Storm kicks out!! He kicked out Wilks! Look at that!

Wilks - I can't believe my eyes!

Carrington gets up and looks at the ref.. and the ref.. is stunned as well! Mike looks down at the floor, another 20 feet.

Wilks - Someone is coming out of the Truck.. Is that..?

Burst - Its EMINEM!!

Eminem - Get off my truck you dumb Motherfuckers! This shit has to be in New Mexico by Tuesday afternoon!

Burst - Hahahaha!

Carrington sets up Joseph Storm on his shoulders for a second Drive By but Storm slides off his shoulders. Joseph gets to his feet and sends a punch after punch at Mike. Storm can barely stand but he is still fighting. Carrington grabs his head for Da Cut Down but Joseph Storm sends Carrington off the side of the truck with a Northern Lights Suplex!!! Storm gets to his feet and looks down. He turns his back towards Mike.

Burst - He's gonna do it!

Storm jumps off and does a 450 Moonsault, Quality Control! He holds Mike's legs up and the ref. counts from the top of the Exxon gas station.. 1.. 2.. 3!!!

Burst - Storm wins! Storm wins!

Missy Janson - Your winner, and STILL PDA Champion, JOSEPH STORM!!

Wilks - Nice win by that asshole.

Burst - Asshole? More like god.

Wilks - First PDA defense there was Mike Tyson, this time Eminem, good timing or what?

Burst - Welcome to the big time Toby, OWF brings out all the big faces.

(In the back you see Jackie Kissens talking to Jesse Williams.)

Kissens - Don't be a dick about this Jesse.

Williams - You want me to be happy or what?.. Jesus..

Kissens - You know what.. ahhh!

(Kissens slaps Jesse right across the face as she storms off in tears and leaves Jesse holding his face with a confused look.)

Wilks - What was that all about?

Burst - Probably the pregnancy issue genius. I guess Jesse was broke the news that he's just not the daddy.

Wilks - Or that he is?

Burst - Are you kidding? Williams can't get the job done in bed.

Wilks - And you would know this because?

Burst - Your mom told me.

Wilks - Eat penis Nick, eat penis.

(Back in the parking lot you see Storm pull up in Kozmo's Viper. Kozmo runs out to the car as Storm gets out.)

Prez Kozmo - You're lucky you didn't land on it man, I trusted you.

Storm - Your car is fine dude yo, I would've bought you another.

(Storm hands Kozmo the keys as they walk back into the arena.)

Wilks - Kozmo is an asshole, I hate that man.

Burst - Well he probably hates you too, so the feelings mutual.

Wilks - Good.

Burst - Oh you hardass. I can't wait till he confronts you.

Wilks - Next match is for the U.S. Title number one contender, winner faces Mark Stone at Blood Bath.

Missy Janson - Coming down first, DAMIEN!

(TNT by AC/DC explodes through the speakers. On the titon tron theWords The Man The Myth The Legend is shown. Out from the back walks Damien, halfway down the ramp pyro goes off reaching the top of the ramp to the bottem,Damine then walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope.)

Missy Janson - Now coming down at this time, VINCENT VALENTINE!

("Agent Orange" by Cage begins to play and the VV symbol is flickered atop the rampway. VV walks out wearing cut off denim jeans and a non-buttoned shirt. In hishand he is carrying his trademarked Singapore Cane. Pyrotechnics begin firing as VV passes by each shot along the ramp. He enters in the ring and puts his left foot on the bottom rope and his right leg on the middle rope andextends the Cane high into the air. From each of the ring posts more pyro firesstraight up in the air VV's arm is fully extended. VV gets off theropes and drops to his knees in the ring.)

Missy Janson - And coming down last, from the X-Plicit Ballaz, DEJUAN CARRINGTON!

(Nigga couldn't know pounds over the stereo system. DeJuan Carringtonsteps out onto the platform, and the crowd errupts. He walks down the aisle,slapping hands with all of the fans who have their hand out. He jumps into thering, sits on the second rope of the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent.)

Vincent stands in one corner, Damien stands in the opposite and Dejaun in the middle. DeJuan runs at Valentine and tackles him. Damien kicks away at DeJaun. DeJaun rolls off Vincent, the two men then start beating away at the Carrington. Vincent then stops and looks at Damien. Vincent walks away and lets Damien beat down DeJaun in the corner. Damien turns around and gets met to Vincent's superkick! Vincent goes for the pin.. 1.. 2.. DeJuan kicks Vincent off. Carrington and Vincent now start to brawl. Throwing punches back and forth as Damien slides out of the ring and waits. DeJuan whips Vincent to the ropes and closelines him. Damien runs in and gives the Claimer to DeJaun! 1.. 2.. Kickout! Damien looks around and feels Ah Shit by Vincent!

Burst - Here comes PDA Champ, Joseph Storm!

DeJaun gets to his feet and Storm dives into DeJaun with the PDA title but he ducks and knocks out Valentine!! DeJuan covers.. 1.. 2.. 3!

Missy Janson - And your winner, DEJUAN CARRINGTON!

Wilks - Looks as if DeJuan will be taking on Mark Stone at Blood Bath!

Burst - Speaking of, here comes Stone now!

(Mark Stone runs down and nails DeJuan from behind. Mark Stone picks up DeJuan and puts him in the Solution.)

Wilks - He's got him locked in the Solution and he's not letting go!

(Security runs down as Stone begins taking them down one by one. He powerbombs DeJuan onto one of the security guards on the outside! Stone then makes a run for it to the back.)

Wilks - What a diplay by Stone! He's got a match up next with Havok.

Burst - Havok is U.i.F, look for an upset.

Wilks - Maybe, Stone is a tough little guy though.

Burst - Who cares, Havok all the way. Lets get these damn security cunts out of here before they find my weed.

Wilks - What?! You aren't suppose to have that here Nick, you know that, you've been busted once before on the air.

Burst - Keep your voice down cockfaceugly.

Wilks - Jesus Nick.

Burst - That's me.

Missy Janson - The next match up is scheduled for one fall, coming down first, from the U.i.F, HAVOK!

(Havok slowly emerges from the dark entrance way behind a cloud ofsmoke blown out by his Lucky Strike cigarette. He stands in the center of theramp and cracks his neck, then takes off his jacket and drops it to the ground.His chest expands with a deep breath of air, he lets it out then takes one lastdrag of his cigarette and tosses it off the ramp and makes his way to the ring.)

Missy Janson - And his opponent representing the DK' Team OWF, MARK STONE!

(The strobe lights hit. and the guitar intro of razorsedge hits. The crowd begins to get loud. Then darkness save for the pyros thatgo off on stage illuminating Mark Stone standing in the dark. His face wearinghis normal cocky look. He then strolls down to the ring playing the crowd as hegoes. Just as he reaches the bottom of the ramp lightning strikes either side ofthe ramp and a mushroom cloud surrounds him. Then the OWF-TRON reads -"ThePerfect Solution. Power and grace can you deal with it. I don't think so.")

Havok and Stone lock up, Havok uses his size advantage shoving Stone into the turnbuckle. The ref calls for the break but neither man will break. Finally the ref bends down getting between the both of them, Stone then clocks Havok with a hard right hand, the loud SMACK of flesh and bone on flesh is heard as Havok staggers back. Stone climbs to the second turnbuckle and delievers a missle drop kick to Havok. Havok goes down, and Stone goes for the quick cover 1...Havok kicks out . Stone gets Havok into a rear chin lock trying to choke him out. Havok begins trying to get to his feet only to have Stone clamp down HARD on the chin lock. Havok goes down to one knee as Stone continues to squeeze. The ref begins to check on Havok, who i s still just on 1 knee. Havok makes another attempt to stand, only to be brought down to 1 knee again as Stone clenches down tighter on the hold. Finally, Havok goes motionless. The ref begins to raise his arm........once.........twice..........just as Havok's arm is about to fall for the third time, he shoots it up, trying hard to reach for a gasp of breath, Stone clamps down harder on the hold. Havok shoots up from one knee and throws himself and Stone into the turnubuckle! Stone still doesn't break the h old. Havok rams into the corner again, this time forcing Stone to break the hold. Both men drop to the mat, Havok to one knee forcing to get breath, Stone laying in the corner breathing heavily since he was slammed into the corner, his weight and Havok's crushing him between the turnbuckle. Havok weakly pulls himself to his feet, as does Stone who attempts to charge Havok.......GENOCIDE!!! GENOCIDE!!!! GENOCIDE!!!!!!! HE GOES FOR THE PIN! 1....2....3!!!

Missy Janson- HERE IS YOUR WINNER.........HAVOK!!!!!!

Burst - WOAH WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE? MICHAEL AND DEJUAN CARRINGTON ARE STORMING THE RING!!!! Havok starts to stomp away at DeJuan, Michael comes up behind him, turns him around and kicks him in the gut, DA CUT DOWN!!! DA CUT DOWN!!!! HAVOK IS DOWN AND HE IS OUT!!!!!! DeJuan looks over at the fallen Mark Stone and smirks. Pulling Stone up, carrying him over to the turnbuckle and sets him up. Setting him up, HE DELIEVERS THE MONEY MAKER!!!!!

Wilkins - THE CARRINGTON BROTHERS ARE STANDING TALL IN THE RING RIGHT NOW!!! THEY'VE LAYED OUT BOTH MARK STONE AND HAVOK!!!!!

Burst - You know, I'm not a fan of the Carringtons, they irritate the hell out of me personally, BUT I'M GLAD THEY CAME OUT HERE!!! Hell, they made a boring ass match like this actually wo rth staying awake for!!! HEY OWF BOOKING COMMITTEE YOU SHOULD ALL BE FIRED!!! THIS MATCH SUCKED!!!!!

Wilks - Shut up Burst, I think I hear an ice cream sandwhich calling, why don't you go answer it?

Burst - Go to hell fuckrag.

(All talking and action stops as a spotlight shines into the crowd and onto once person, JASON SENSATION! He's wearing black nike tearaways with his xW Platinum Title draped over his shoulder. He looks down at the action that took place as if he was scouting everything out.)

Burst - What the hell is that X-Dubb bum doing here?

Wilks - Maybe he's coming back to a REAL federation?

Burst - .. Doubt it, he's not THAT smart.

Wilks - Well he is the Platinum Champion.

Burst - Of XW, whoopidy fucking doo!

(The scene cuts to the back where you see Joseph Storm walking around as he opens up a lockerroom door, and sees it isn't his, but is Vincent Valentine, he goes to shut the door but Valentine pulls Storm in and slams the door shut... Moments later Valentine opens the door back up and walks out as the camera gets a close up of Storm laying motionless in a puddle of his own blood.)

Wilks - Finally that prick got what was coming to him.

Burst - Bullshit! Valentine is gonna pay at Blood Bath for that in the PDA Title match.

Wilks - Fought at Chicago Cubs' very own Wrigley Field!

Burst - Should be interesting.

Wilks - Very. Time for the main event, which is a Street Fight, between Matt Danks and Bryan Tann, winner goes on to face Jesse Williams at Blood Bath for the World Title.

Missy Janson - The following match up is the MAIN EVENT! Featuring a Street Fight between Matt Danks and Bryan Tann!!

(The scene goes to the back of the arena in the outside parking lot. You see Danks hiding behind a car as Tann walks by and the match begins.)

Danks runs out from behind the car and nails Tann from behind knocking him onto the asphault. Danks lifts Tann back to his feet and punches him across the face, Tann backs off from the blow and then gains momentum for a spear on Danks running him into the front end of Toyota Spyder. Tann gets Danks on the hood of the car and nails him with left then right and so on! Tann starts bashing Danks' head off the car denting it in! Danks manages to throws Tann off of him and back onto the ground. Danks stands up and jumps off the car and onto Tann! Danks stuggles up with Tann and nails a DDT onto the aspault! Danks gets back up first and goes to ram Tann's head through a side window, but Tann stops his momentum by putting his foot on the car and then throws Danks face first through a car window! Tann dives through the window landing on Danks as they begin to brawl in the front seat of the Toyota. Danks opens up the passenger side door and crawls out, then slams the door right on Tann's head!

Burst - He sure did shut the door on Tann now didn't he?

Danks pulls the rest of Tann out of the car and throws him onto the hood of the car, and Danks gets up there with him. Danks lifts Tann up, a SIT DOWN LAST RIDE DOWN ONTO THE HOOD! The hood is totally dented in now as Danks covers Tann on top of the car still, 1...2... and Tann kicks out barely, rolling himself off of the car. Danks gets down and is met by a low blow from Tann, then an uppercut to the face! Tann stands up and hits a drop kick on Danks knocking him down. Tann whips Danks into the brick outside of the arena. Then drags him to a back alley. Tann finds a metal garbage can and rings Matt's head with it knocking out all of the garbage from it. Tann rubs Danks' face all over the trash as Tann puts Danks' head inside the can, and super kicks the hell out of the can with Danks' head in it! Danks' falls over and Tann starts putting the boots into the trash can. Tann rips it off of Danks' bloody mess of a face. Tann picks Danks up and runs his face along the fenced cage in the alley blocking from a grassed area. You see the cage rip away at Danks' skin until he counters with an elbow to the gut of Tann and throws Tann head first into the cage. Danks picks Tann up and throws him over the fence landing on the grass on the other side. Danks climbs over and stands on the top of the cage, FROG SPLASH ONTO TANN! Danks covers, 1...2... and Tann kicks off just barely. Danks climbs up some stairs outside the building they are by and Tann climbs up after Danks. They get about 15 stairs up and Tann catches up and trips Danks, and Danks lands face first on a stair's edge. Tann picks Danks up for an Albert Bomb and jumps off with Danks!!! Tann hits it back down in the trash on the other side of the fence! Tann lands it in a pinning combination somehow as the ref counts, 1...2.. and Danks manages to move his shoulder up from the garbage he is laying in.

Burst - I can smell the stench of that trash from here! Nasty!

Tann picks up Danks and sits him ontop of the fence and Tann jumps up wrapping his legs around Danks' neck whipping him down for a hurricarana! Tann lands Danks' onto another trash can as a cat comes running out of it pissed off. The cat scratches Danks, then Tann tries to pick it up, but it hisses, until Danks somehow kicks the cat about 10 feet in the air, then rolls Tann up for a pin, 1...2.. and Tann reverses it, 1...2.. and Danks shoves Tann off of him. Danks seems to have something in his hand and as Tann turns around, Danks nails turn in the face with a glass bottle! Shattering it right in Tann's face. Danks takes Tann and drags him out of the alley and to a busy road of Detroit. Danks rams Tann into a dumpster nearby as cars zoom by. Danks pushes a little old lady off of her motorized cart and drives it right at Tann knocking him the road along with the cart Danks is driving. Just then you hear tires squeal and you see a BMW come flying by hitting Tann and flipping him completely over the car and hitting Danks on the cart totalling the cart and throwing Danks from it right by Tann. A person steps out of the BMW, and its JESSE WILLIAMS!

Wilks - ITS JESSE WILLIAMS!

Burst - What the hell is he doing, that idiot!

Williams puts Tann's arm on Danks and he turns away as the ref begins to count seeing Danks also has his leg on top of Tann. 1...2...3! Senior Referee Andrew Caps looks at both wrestlers completely knocked out, and raises both of their arms!

Wilks - What the hell?

Burst - They were both pinning each other..

Wilks - So who wins?

Burst - Go ask him.

Wilks - He's out there.

Burst - Good observation.

Jesse turns around to see the ref waking up the two men, raising both of their arms. Jesse goes livid and knocks the ref away and throws Danks into the BMF's windshield, Jesse turns around and is met by a TANNMISSION! TANNMISSION ON WILLIAMS!

Wilks - Looks like to BMF Unity!

Burst - Not at all...

Tann isn't letting go of Williams with the Tannmission as he brings him down to one knee.

Wilks - Fans, I just got word through my ear piece that it will be a triple threat main event at Blood Bath for the Title! Ladder match with a surprise referee still as well! Oh my god! Make sure you tune in the 26th on Pay-Per-View for Blood Bath 2001 and earlier on for the Pre-Show on the OWF Network!

(The scene fades away as Tann still has the Tannmission locked in on Williams as Danks begins to get up and go for Tann from behind, as the OWF Logo Flashes across the screen.)