Ton of Fun
April 12th, 2007
Phillips Arena
Atlanta, GA

Color Key -
Red - Commentators
Aqua - Ring Announcer
Olive - PA System
Silver - Scene
Yellow - Match Action
Lime - Prez DK
Orange - Prez CJ
Green - Reporters
- - OFF AIR - -

Backstage of the Phillips Arena in Atlanta Georgia the sounds of cheers and chants bounce off the walls. We are just moments away from OWF Power Hour and The Championship Bash. Angel, Plague, Chris Green, and Jesse Williams each have a limb of a bloody body, carrying him through the hallways of the back. A lockerroom door opens and CokeKid peers out, his eye balls are about to pop out of their sockets as he looks around wildly.

CokeKid - Yoo dude.. What's goin on!?

Jesse Williams - We're stackin the odds and unless you don't want a fair shot tonight I suggest you close the door and close your mouth!

CokeKid - HaHa yah dude it's cool.

CokeKid quickly closes the door and locks it.

Chris Green - Fuckin moron..

Plague - Where we dumpin him Jesse?

Jesse Williams - Take him downstairs, we set up a lockdown in the boiler room.

Angel - Sweet... Shouldn't have opened your mouth Draco...

They all drop him at the same time and push him down the stairs.

Chris Green - The show is starting.. You guys go, I'll take care of this.

- - SHOW INTRO - -

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

A screaming voice comes over your speakers following by a ticking noise. Instantly it turns into a guitar as the starting melodies of "Ready to Fall" by Rise Against begins to play.

Wings won't take me
Heights don't phase me

An image of Jesse Williams climbing a ladder turns to dust as he reaches the top.. It's followed by Angel and Plague both climbing the Tower of Death and vanishes just as Plague loses his grip and begins to fall.

So take a step
But don't look down
Take a step

The scene cuts to James Caine clubbing Kaige in the head with a trashcan.

Now I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall
I think I'm at the edge now but I could be wrong
I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall

Cokekid is shown climbing a ladder as TNT runs in and drop kicks the ladder over and CokeKid crashes to the mat.

I count the times that I've been sorry
I know, I know
Now my compassion slowly drowns
I know, I know
If there's a time these walls could guard you
I know, I know
Then let that time be right now

We fade into Draco and Spaz on the top rope together, hooking each other for powerful moves, both men lose their footing and crash to the mat together.

Now I'm standing on the rooftop
Now I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall
I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall
I think I'm at the edge now but I could be wrong
I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall

The scene before it slowly fades away and cuts to Funeral of Hearts, a lifeless Aphrodisia Jordan lays in a deep grave as Alexis Cage measures her up on the stage above.. She spits on Aphrodisia then you see thousands of fans rise to their feet as Alexis leaps off and delivers a swanton bomb into the grave ontop of Aphrodisia Jordan just as the song is ending.

Now I'm standing on the rooftop (ready to fall)
Now I'm standing on the rooftop (ready to fall)
Now I'm standing on the rooftop (ready to fall)
Now I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall

We fade away and head into a sold out Phillips Arena for Power Hour! The Championship Bash

- - POWER HOUR LIVE - -

Falcoon - AHOOOO! We're live in the sold out Phillips Arena AHOOO!

Burst - This is the biggest fucking match in the history of the OWF.. hands... down.

Falcoon - Everything is on the line tonight AHOOO!

PA System - OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AH!

A voice screams as a guitar plays "Lit Up" by Buck Cherry over the PA System. The crowd begins to sing the words out as it's played.

Falcoon - Speaking of LINES... AHOOOOO!

PA System - And yes I'm ALL LIT UP Again...OH YA! I love the cocaine.. I love the cocaine!

Suddenly Cokekid appears at the top of the ramp. His eyes are wide open and he has a small trace of white beneath his white nostril. He points to his 8ball tattoo on his arm then puts his arms in the air. He sings to his theme song along with everyone else in the arena as he walks to the ring.

Falcoon - If you look above the ring... We've got about 8 titles hanging as high up as 45 foot!

Burst - They don't even make ladders that tall!

Falcoon - EX...ACTLY!

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen... WELCOME... To OWF Power Hour.. The Championship Bash! Introducing first.. Already in the ring.. Representing The Compound.. He is The Compound Champion!!.. COKEKID!

CokeKid - Haha YAAAAH DUDE!

Falcoon - CokeKid looks extremly happy to be here tonight!

Burst - What are you talking about? That guy's so spun he doesn't know where he is!

Falcoon - What color would you call his eyes?

Burst - Color? They're Black.

Missy Janson - Introducing next.. From Croswell, Michigan... He is the OWF Public Display of Aggression Champion.... James Caine!

A camera is shown backstage and shows security knocking on Caine's door. The song starts as the arena goes black. The camera backstage shows Caine walking in Top hat, and trench surrounded by security. Back in the arena the lights strobe twice with the guitar. At the guitar slide the lights begin to strobe continously with the beat, and as draiman screams a spray of ice-cold mist engulfs the entrance and Caine steps into the spray. He stands there freezing for a moment before stepping through and pumping the crowd. On his way to the ring he slaps some hands. He slides beneath the bottom rope and spins around and hops up. He then spins around and poses in a Shawn Michaels pose and the fans erupt. He then either stares down the ramp or at his opponent as he lowers himself into a seated position in a corner. At the bell ring He pulls himself up using the top rope.

Burst - I can't believe this kid got a contract with the OWF. That was one lucky break!

Falcoon - He knocked off OWF's biggest rookie Kaige in his first match and won the PDA title.

Missy Janson - Introducing next.. He is the OWF Network Champion.. From Smithtown, New York... Angel!

The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the ramp. Angel slowly walks out, observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He continues to the ring in this same manner, and only when he is in the middle of the ring for a few moments does the music stop, echoing throughout the arena.

Burst - That son of a bitch makes me fucking sick!

Falcoon - Angel made the smartest career move of his life this Monday when he dumped Hell's Fire and joined up with Chris Green and Jesse Williams.

Burst - Too many big names for one group. It won't last!.. Chris Green will get greedy and walk that OWF title!

Falcoon - With the odds on their side tonight, I have a feeling that a member of the Imperium will walk out OWF Champion TONIGHT!

Burst - They're all too power hungry! Those fucks will fight each other to the death. Hell we've seen Angel and Plague do it before! And more than once!

Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System...

I wanna get psycho
Run you little bitch
I want your power glowing,
juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of life
It's not enough to have a little taste
I want the whole damn thing
now Can you dig it?

Missy Janson - Introducing next.. From Dallas Texas... Kaige!!

Kaige walks out to a decent pop from the crowd as they start small mosh pits along the arena floor.

Need to get psycho
wanna hear you say it
say, you want it, need it
Don't wanna wait until we finish the show
It's not enough, you hunger for more
You're one twisted little fuck
And now you wanna get psycho with me

On the way to the ring Kaige hops the barriers and joins a small crowd in a mosh pit and starts to push fans around. He exits the mosh pit, jumps back over the barriers and enters the ring jumping up on the turnbuckle signaling to the crowd to get louder.

Burst - Your looking at the rookie of the year now that he left what was holding him back... Cold Grass!

Falcoon - Your pick of the night?

Burst - Nah I'm in the hole already to Dave in Miami

Falcoon - That sucks.. He's gonna break your legs!

Burst - Yeah... 40 grand. Hey can I borrow some money?

Falcoon - Are you kidding? They don't pay US to do this!

Burst - Eww...

Falcoon - What?

Burst - Nothing nothing...

Missy Janson - Introducing next...

The lights dim in the arena as a wind picks up through out the sound-system. The wind continues to blow as a piano starts up, heavy cords over-taking it shortly. Soon, the hard guitars and drums of Cradle of Filth’s “Her Ghost In The Fog” pick up. Smoke billows around the entrance, spotlights flickering wildly through-out the theatre before focusing in on the center of the stage, the fog thickening.

The moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait
Soft winds whisper the bidding of the trees
As this tragedy starts with a shattered glass heart
And the Midnightmare trampling of dreams.
But oh, no tears please.
Fear and pain may accompany Death.
But it is desire that shepherds its certainties as we shall see…
She was divinity’s creature, that kissed in cold mirrors
A Queen of Snow; far beyond compare
Lips attuned to symmetry, sought her everywhere.

Slowly, a silhouette begins to appear, still draped in the fog. The figure is slender and still, one hand on her hip, the other hanging loosely at her side.

Missy Janson - She is the OWF Cruiserweight champion.. Aphrodisia Jordan!

Dark liquored eyes: an Arabian nightmare…
She shone on watercolours of my pond life as pearl
Until those who couldn’t have her cut her free of this World.
The fateful Eve when the trees stank of sunset and camphor.
Their lanterns chased phantoms and threw an inquisitive glance
Like the shadows they cast on my love picking rue by the light of the moon

The fog dissipates slowly as Aphrodisia Jordan steps forth through its thickness, drawing from a cigarette before flicking it down to the floor of the ramp, pacing towards the ring, in no rush to get there. Her body was clad in a pair of black jeans, held up by a studded belt. A black halter top covered her upper body, leaving the tattoos and scars that littered her arms, midriff, neck and chest exposed. Her facial piercings were absent, however.

Putting reason to flight, or to death as their way
They crept through woods mesmerized by the taffeta Ley
Of her hips that held sway over all they surveyed
Save a mist on the rise, a deadly blessing to hide
Her ghost in the fog…
They raped and left… five men of God
Her ghost in the fog…

Aphrodisia moves into the ring and hovers in her corner, sapphire eyes forward and blank, jaw set and ready to brawl.

Falcoon - You know.. She recently found out she had a hometown.

Burst - I don't care.

Falcoon - Jesus.. What crawled up your ass?

Burst - Your usless information.

Missy Janson - Introducing next.. He is one half of the OWF Tag Team Champions... From Toronto, Ontario, Canada.... Plague!!

The arena goes entirely dark and then the drum rolls of Down with the Sickness is heard throughout the arena. The words The Plague Has Struck appears on the titantron, each word at a time.

Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah

The pyros blast off as the first scream in the song is heard illuminating the whole arena and revealing a man at the enterance ramp with a guitar slung over his black trenchcoat.

Burst - Booo!

Falcoon - Why do you gotta do shit like that?

Burst - Cuz he's fuckin canadian!

Falcoon - Eh?

Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah

The man slowly looks up and begins his walk down to the ring.

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
Will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
Will you give in to me?

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
Oh no there is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me

When he's about halfway, he breaks into a sprint and slides under the bottom rope. Plague raises up to his knees and then raises up and walks over to his corner.

Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me

He stops there for a moment before bracing one hand on the turnbuckle and then seamlessy jumping and landing cross legged on the turnbuckle

Missy Janson - Introducing next...

PA System - Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer!

Missy Janson - He is one half of the OWF Tag Team Champions.. From Las Vegas, Nevada... Jesse... Williams!!

Just then, pyro shoots out from the stage and "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean blares over the PA System. From the back, we see Jesse Williams walk out focused on the match ahead of him. He keeps his head straight as he jogs to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to enter. He walks around the ring once and then gets into his corner along with Plague and Angel and prepares for his match.

Falcoon - Your looking at the franchise in the ring!

Burst - Fuck that spic!

Falcoon - Mexico.. Canada.. Is their any country other then the USA that you like?

Burst - Yeah... Wait.. No.

Missy Janson - Introducing Next.....

PA System - I did it all.. just for her.. I did it all just for her love's hard as death, just me and my.. Poision Girl!

Missy Janson - From Phoenix, Arizona... She is.. The WoW Champion!... Alexis.. Cage!!!

A blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and "Poision Girl" by HIM drowns the crowd. Suddenly from behind the curtain comes Alexis Cage dressed in her normal ring attire. She holds her arms high in the air and the arena leaps to their feet, she feeds off the energy of the crowd and rushes to the ring where she slides under the bottom rope and leaps onto the turnbuckle pushing Aphrodisia out of the way while smiling into the crowd.

Falcoon - Alexis is the first ever 3 time Womens champion!

Burst - And she's fucking hot!

Falcoon - Alot of people question her first two title oppertunities but she's proven herself to be one hell of a wrestler over the last 4 months.

Burst - She was the only reason I tuned into GCW! I'd watch her.. Masterb..

Falcoon - Woah Woah Woah...

Burst - Then turn off the TV!

Falcoon - ~Cringes~ ewwww...

The arena is plunged into darkness. The crowd goes to a silence as the big screen flickers to life. It shows nothing, but static. Over the PA notes are hear being played on a piano. A guitar soon is heard in the background. The piano is cut off abruptly and replaced by a screaming voice.

PA System - Breakdown!

Missy Janson - Introducing Next.. Using his gaurenteed shot to compete tonight.. From Whitesboro, New York... Draco!!

The lights flare up as the scream ends. The music getting heavier and faster. The screen shows images of Draco in various matches. Some him flying through the air crashing on an opponent. Another him hitting a high impact move. Another shows him holding a title above his head covered in his own blood from head to toe.

Let the fun and games begin
She is spayed and broken in
Skin is cold and white
Such a lovely lonely night

The lights start to flicker as one final image stays on the screen. The fans await Draco, chanting his name and echoing it off the walls.

Heaven is on the way
You could feel the hate
But I guess you never will
I'm on a roll again
And I want an end
'Cause I feel you creeping in
What I found in this town
I'm heading for a breakdown
What's that sound, you're so loud
I'm heading for a breakdown

Suddenly Missy Janson's voice can be heard over the PA System again.

Missy Janson - From Whitesboro.. New York... DRACO!!

His music is restarted and the fans begin to get impaitent. The camera's cut backstage to Prez DK who is knocking on Draco's lockerroom door.

Prez DK - Draco! Your on...

No reply.

Prez DK - DRACO!

He screams while opening the door to see a trashed lockerroom. A letter is taped to the TV and reads "FUCK YOU.. I QUIT!"

Prez DK - Get the fuckin camera outta my face.

The cameras cut back to the ring.

Falcoon - What the hell? Did your buddy Draco turn his back on the OWF?

Burst - You shut your god damn mouth Falcoon!

Falcoon - So much for YOUR Franchise!

Burst - Fuccckkk...

Falcoon - Your dreams of...

Burst - I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm out another 40 grand now.

Falcoon - You bet on this match!?.. Moron...

Missy Janson - And Finally.. He is the OWF World Champion!!... From Seattle Washington.. The Misfit.. Spaz!

The lights go out and the opening cords to Drain the Blood(The Distillers) blares over the PA. They lights come on dim and the silouette of a figure stands on the stage. The figure turns his head and reveals himself to be "The Misfit" Spaz. The lights come back on fully and the crowd begins to roar. Spaz is wearing his leather jacket with a Misfits sweater, and his hair in Liberty Spikes as he makes his way to the ring. Fire pyro begins to engulf the stage and Spaz walks through the fire till he gets to the ring. He walks up the steps and gets into the ring via the middle rope. He removes the jacket and reveals "Legacy of Brutality" on the right sleeve of the sweater and Hell's Fire on the other. On the back is the members of HF: Sam Caine, Airease, Birrdy, Casper, Spaz, Wolf, Anton, and Cage. He discards of his sweater to reveal a scared upper torso. He then stands in the center of the ring awaiting action.

Falcoon - This match is ready to...

"The New Black" by Every Time I Die hits, as the fans jump to their feet for Prez CJ. He walks out and stands on the OWF-Tron Set. It is covered in barbed wire, razors- random bursts of fire shoot out. He calls to cut the music as all the fans listen in.

Prez CJ - I surely don't mean to delay this match any further, but the championship comittee has decided that we will be adding a new stipulation to this match.

Falcoon - Uh oh.

Prez CJ - This OWF-Tron, well it sure ain't just for looks. Up at the very top is a contract for a guaranteed World Title Shot against whomever walks out the champion tonight. The only ones who may compete are those who have retrieved a championship belt already. It will be no easy task, he or she will have to go through hell though. Barbed Wire, Razors, AND RANDOM ASS Fire...

The fans all go nuts

Prez CJ - And oh yeah, one more thing.

Around a dozen security members walk out, holding black fabric bags. They all line up along the stage, looking at the ring. They all pull open the bags and dump millions of thumbtacks all over the stage.

Falcoon - Thumbtacks! This is a recipe for disaster!

Prez CJ - Now lets make it brutal boys!

CJ leaves as the fans cheer. The security spreads out the tacks across the stage, then they leave behind CJ.

(Ding, Ding, Ding)

Immediately, the ring gets squared off into sections. Imperium, Jesse, Plague and Angel get to one side, while Kaige and Alexis back themselves into a corner. Aphrodisia and Spaz stare down each other, while CokeKid and Caine square off. Notoriously, Draco is missing.

Falcoon - I just can't believe Draco would no-show this match!

Jesse, Angel and Plague take advantage of the numbers game and immediately all three men go after Kaige and Alexis. Plague attacks Alexis, doubling her over quickly with a knee to the midsection. Williams and Angel waste no time in pounding away at Kaige, who attempts to fight back, but is no match for the two men. Both Alexis and Kaige lay on the mat while the members of Imperium stomp on them, when suddenly from behind Aphrodisia dives and takes out Angel's knee. Angel loses his balance and falls to one knee, where he is met by a swift kick to the head by Spaz. All hell starts to break lose as Williams and Kaige square off, sending rights and lefts each others way. By this time, Plague has moved on from Alexis and now focuses attention on Spaz as he tackles him down to the ring. Aphrodisia wastes no time in pouncing on Angel, pummeling him with closed fists directly to his face. Alexis regains her footing and immediately she goes right after Jesse. She spears him down to the mat, where she and Kaige start to dismantle Jesse piece by piece.

Burst - Yeah, kick that mexican!

Alexis uses her nails and gouges down deep into Jesses face, trying to rip his eyeballs from his head. He screams in pain while Kaige watches over. She breaks skin with her nails, leaving two scratch marks across his face. As soon as she lets go of his face, Jesse rears back and clocks her as hard as he can right in the temple sending her to the mat, hard. Kaige wastes no time though as he picks Jesse up from the mat. He irish whips Jesse into the ropes and when he comes back Kaige clotheslines him so hard he nearly takes off Jesse's head. Angel has regained control over Aphrodisia at this point, and has now mounted her and is laying into her with rights and lefts. CokeKid and Caine brawl with each other, eventually falling to the outside of the ring. CokeKid is the first to grab a weapon, as he grabs a steel chair. The fans go nuts as he rears back and connects full speed with James Caines forehead, sending him down to the mat like a ton of bricks. CokeKid doesn't stop there though, he rears back a second time as Caine lays on the floor and nails him in the midsection with another thunderous chair shot. Plague and Spaz have made their way back to their feet by this time, and Plague has Spaz in a headlock. Spaz breaks it with two elbows to Plagues midsection, and he runs against the ropes. Angel comes out of nowhere though and catches Spaz by the neck, lifting him high into the air and slamming him down hard to the ring with a vicious chokeslam, helping his partner Plague. Plague and Angel focus their attention on Aphrodisia at this point, who is holding her stomach while staggering to her feet. They grab her, and they set her up for a double suplex in the middle of the ring. They get her into the air, but she flips over the top of them, reversing the move. They turn around in shock as she kicks each of them in the midsection, and nails a double-DDT on both Plague and Angel. Meanwhile, Kaige and Alexis have taken full control of Jesse Williams as they continue to pound on him as he is seperated from his partners.

Burst - The members of this match have seperated Imperium.

Falcoon - That's about the only way anybody here can win this thing. Those three men are too dominant if they stand together.

Spaz recovers pretty quickly, standing up to see the entire field either busy fighting someone, or on the ground recovering. He slides to the outside, near where CokeKid is still demolishing Caine with the steel chair and Spaz grabs the biggest ladder available, 25 feet. He slides it into the ring, using all his strength, but before he can slide in behind it CokeKid attacks with a steel chair, bloodying Spaz immediately. CokeKid continues to wail away at Spaz, before he gives up and slides himself into the ring with the chair. The first person to stand is Aphrodisia, CokeKid swings wildly at her and misses by what seems like a mile. Aphrodisia grabs the chair from CokeKid's hands and bashes him right over the head. He doesn't budge at first, just barely even acknowledging the blow. She wastes no time in taking another swing, which brings him down to his knees. She measures him up for one more shot, but Plague comes out of nowhere and nails The Vaccine superkick right into the chair, which sends it directly into the face of Aphrodisia collapsing her to the mat

Falcoon - Jesus! Did you hear that echo as the chair bounced off her head?

Plague looks down at CokeKid, who is still on his knees and a bit woosy. Plague rears his leg back and nails a swift kick right to the forehead, which sends CokeKid to his back holding his face. On the outside, Spaz starts to move, and his first instinct is to reach under the ring and pull out a table. He lays it on the ground and opens up the legs of the table before swinging it over and setting it up. Spaz climbs right into the ring after this and looks for someone to fight. Kaige has Jesse locked in a severe arm bar, trying to break his arm as Alexis looks on. Spaz creeps up behind her and grabs her in a full nelson hold. Kaige sees this and immediately gets go of Jesse and goes after Spaz. Before he can get there, Alexis mule kicks Spaz and Spaz doubles over. She leans down and picks up the chair Aphrodisia was using and she puts it over the back of Spaz's head. Kaige nods to her and NAILS the Break Out, Leg Drop Scissor Kick that instantly knocks Spaz down and almost unconscious. Angel has been recovering the whole time and he just waits for Kaige to let his guard down and he does as he celebrates with Alexis for a second. Once she turns his back, Angel approaches and kicks Kaige right in the abdomen. He tucks his head between his legs and picks him up into a Razor's Edge position. Before he can pull off Angel's Redemption, Alexis breaks up the move, but then out of nowhere Williams grabs her by her hair and throws her across the ring. She looks furious at him, as Angel lifts Kaige up and nails Angel's Redemption right int he middle of the ring. He doesn't cover him obviously, he just lets Kaige wither in pain. James Caine slides into the ring unnoticed at this time and he immediately goes for the twenty five foot ladder. He pushes it up agains the ropes, and eventually is able to stand it up all the way. Plague, Jesse and Angel just stare up at him as he makes his way up the ladder. None of the members of Imperium do anything about it, they just watch as he climbs. He gets to the top of the ladder, and instead of grabbing The Compound Title at 20 Feet or Tag Titles at 20 Feet, Angel and Plague collectively start to push the ladder over. The momentum from the huge ladder sends Caine flying down, through the table set up on the outside. The ladder comes crashing down upon him as he is motionless in front of the announcers booth.

Falcoon - JAMES CAINE! THE PDA CHAMPION IS DEAD!

Burst - Isn't that a little dramatic? He'll be fine. GET UP YOU BUM!

There is no responce from Caine.

Burst - Uh, I think we need a medic.

Immediately a team of EMT's come rushing out with a stretcher at their side. Meanwhile in the ring, CokeKid has come to his senses and he stands, immediately walking towards where Caine took his spill. CokeKid grabs the 25 foot ladder, and pulls it back into the ring over the top rope in a feat of strength. He sets it up perfectly right next to all the dangling belts. Jesse and Alexis square off as the anger in her eyes tell the whole story. She charges at him, nailing a cross body block and knocking both of them through the ropes to the outside. Plague and Angel look at CokeKid and keep their eyes on him as Aphrodisia finally makes her way back to her feet. Angel grabs her by the hair, and pulls her in close as he smells her neck. He smirks as he throws her into the grasp of Plague, who just as quickly throws her back into the hands of Angel. While they toy with her, they don't see Kaige start to get up and before we know it, Kaige has tackled Plague and Aphrodisia is mounting an offensive on Angel. Meanwhile, on the outside, Alexis continues to use anything she can find to inflict pain on Jesse. The EMT's strap Caine to the gurney, and start to roll it towards the entrance ramp. CokeKid continues to climb the ladder, eventually getting to the top.

Burst - If that Cokehead wanted to, he could climb all the way up and get that World Title.

Instead, he unhooks the Compound Championship. Grasping it like he has never won anything before in his life.

Burst - Dumbass!

Missy Janson - CokeKid has retrieved THE COMPOUND CHAMPIONSHIP!

Falcoon - Well, thats one belt down. Only seven more to go.

CokeKid slowly makes his way down the ladder, celebrating all the way down. Kaige keeps on trying to subdue Plague, but Plague seems to be no match for him and quickly disposes of him by throwing him off of him, and eventually, throwing Kaige over the top rope to the outside. Plague looks around and Spaz is making his way to his feet, he looks groggy and out of NOWHERE Plague nails him with The Vaccine, sending him right back down to the mat. Plague looks up the ladder to the titles and starts to climb his way up. Angel tries to reverse Aphrodisias moves, but it comes to no avail as she uses her technique to keep Angel guessing. On the outside, Alexis has gotten control of Jesse as she now has a chair in hand and is pummeling Jesse in every which way she can. She quickly looks into the ring and sees Plague near the belts and she immediately gets into the ring. She tries to push the ladder over, but she isn't strong enough. Kaige is on the outside, pulling himself up slowly, so Alexis does what she knows best. She climbs up the turnbuckle closest to the ladder and stands on the top rope. Plague grabs onto the ropes, trying to climb up the cables to get to the World Title, but Alexis jumps off- dropkicking the ladder out from underneath Plague. He is left dangling, holding onto one of the Tag Team Titles for dear life. Suddenly, the snaps on the belt all unbutton and he falls to the ring holding the half of Tag Title.

Burst - Alexis just screwed Plague, BIG TIME!

Falcoon - I'd say, and Plague doesn't look happy to be walking out with the same belt he walked in with.

Missy Janson - Plague has retrieved ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

Burst - Now it will get interesting though. Now CokeKid and Plague are the first two men to try to win themselves a guaranteed shot at the World Champion, no matter who he is. All they have to do is climb up that stage.

CokeKid is waiting as Plague exits the ring. CokeKid tries to run towards the entrance ramp but he is tackled by Plague. Inside the ring, Alexis starts to regain her footing as Angel finally gets control over Aphrodisia. Jesse pulls himself up on the outside as Kaige slides himself into the ring, holding a recently discovered steel chair. Jesse is wary, as he sees Alexis and Kaige converge on Angel. Kaige swings wildly, but Angel ducks and Kaige smacks Alexis right across the head. She stumbles out of the ring and falls right next to Jesse. Instead of pouncing on her, Jesse grabs two un-opened tables that are stacked outside the ring. He slides them into the ring. Spaz is about completely healed at this time. He goes after the weakened Aphrodisia, before quickly picking up the fallen ladder and setting it up towards the belts. Jesse, meanwhile, is setting up one of the tables he brought into the ring. Spaz starts to climb up one side of the ladder as Kaige catches him, and throws the chair up at him, connecting with Spaz's head. Kaige quickly hops up the ladder as fast as he can as Spaz jumps off and holds onto the cables hanging from the rafters. Kaige jumps as well, spearing Spaz in midair down through the table Jesse had JUST finished setting up. On the way down, Kaige hooked the PDA Title with his arm, ripping it down from its holding spot. Kaige isn't even aware that he is holding the PDA title, as he tries to recover from the big fall he just took. Spaz starts to spit up blood, as the EMT's come rushing right back down after taking Caine to the back.

Burst - These guys are earning their money.

Missy Janson - Kaige has retrieved the PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AGRESSION CHAMPIONSHIP!

Falcoon - We're getting there.

Kaige is forced to the outside of the ring, where he checks on the fallen Alexis. EMT's pull Spaz from the ring and fasten him to the gurney, they pass by CokeKid and Plague who are battling on the arena floor still, sending fists back and forth. Kaige, not worried about the World Title shot continues to check on Alexis. Aphrodisia is back to her feet, and she wastes no time as she vaults herself over the top rope in the direction of Kaige and Alexis. She connects with a body splash which knocks Kaige down to the ground and stuns Alexis even more. Inside the ring, only Williams and Angel remain. The two look at each other.

Burst - Here comes the fall of Imperium!

Both men nod, and they exit the ring. Jesse steps down to the outside as he pulls Alexis up by her hair and slides her into the ring, as Angel does the same for Aphrodisia. Neither woman is respondant as they lay motionless in the ring. Jesse walks over and adjusts the ladder and calls for Angel to start climbing. He starts to do so, but then from the outside Kaige reaches in and pulls Jesse to the outside of the ring where he starts to pound away at him. Angel notices this, but continues to climb. He has his eyes set on the World Title. He pulls himself off of the ladder and onto the rope. As he dangles for a second, Aphrodisia recognizes how close Angel is and she pulls herself up using the ropes as a base. She eventually gets to her feet and looks up as Angel is trying to pull himself up the rope. Aphrodisia jumps and grabs onto his legs, Angel slips down losing his grip. All that he is holding on by is the other half of the Tag Team Championship. The buttons start to snap, and we can see Angel start to let go, but he doesn't in time. The belt comes lose as he and Aphrodisia fall to the ring.

Missy Janson - Angel has retrieved THE OTHER HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

Aphrodisia is holding her shoulder on the mat..

Falcoon - It's Jesse against two chicks!

Burst - Oh god.. I don't even care about this match anymore..

Alexis leans down and whispers something into Aphrodisia's ear.. Aphrodisia pushes her away and Alexis bumps her back against Jesse who stalks her from behind.. Alexis turns around quickly and strikes Jesse with a right hand!! Jesse swings back but Alexis ducks it then kicks Jesse in the gut...

Burst - Jesse's head's between Alexis's legs.. Lucky bastard!

Falcoon - UNLEASHED!!

Burst - Oh shit.

Falcoon - UNLEASHED!! I don't think Jesse Williams is a factor anymore... Oh no!

Burst - Oh god this sucks.. Women and Mexican's shouldn't be aloud to hold the OWF title!..

Alexis Cage - I'd rather see... HER win that title then you!

She screams to Jesse Williams watching him roll on the mat. Alexis points to Aphrodisia who gives her a quick nod before shooting herself into the ropes.... Aphrodisia leaps into the air, Alexis catches her but only for a second... ALLIE OOP!!

Falcoon - Holy crap! Aphrodisia didn't even use a ladder! Alexis just helped her get to the first cable!

Aphrodisia swings her body back and forth then manages to get enough momentum behind her to swing her body into the air and catch the next cable where a tag team once hung!

Falcoon - Jesse get up!

Burst - It's over Falcoon.. The OWF Title legacy has been ruined by a woman. First a mexican.. now a woman.

Meanwhile on the stage a sliced and bleeding Kaige has made his way nearly to the top where a contract is stuff into a piece of steel.. He reaches out for it when suddenly a flame darts out and burns him in the chest.

Falcoon - LOOK ON THE STAGE!! KAIGE IS ON FIRE!!

He loses his grip and begins to fall.. A piece of barbwire snags his arm, flesh is ripped away as he hangs by a small piece of skin left on his bicept. Kaige screams in pain as he tries to find a place for his feet to catch,

Falcoon - OH MY GOD!! That man may lose his fucking arm tonight!!

Burst - Thats brutal! Even for us.. That's fuckin brutal!

Angel climbs up cutting his hand on a razor blade in the process he lifts Kaiges up by his back until he comes unhooked then does a back drop with Kaige still in his arms off nearly top of the OWFtron!!!

Falcoon - Angel might have just saved Kaige's arm, but the way they just landed on the stage I think they're both gonna have broken backs!

Plague is trying to find a good spot to climb again and finds a hole.. As soon as he sticks his hand in it a flame shoots out!

Burst - Ohh fuck! OW!

Plague shakes his hands and puts it in his mouth trying to cool it down, but the damamge has already been done. Back in the ring Aphrodisia has climbed up to where the PDA title was hanging.. Alexis Cage is at the top of a ladder and grabs the spot where the Compound title hung. She pulls herself up to the next notche where a tag title hung..

Falcoon - Will Aphrodisia go all the way?!?

Burst - Oh get the fuck outta here.. Not thing guy!

Falcoon - It's Chris Green!!

Chris Green shoots down the rampway and slides into the ring.. He runs up the ladder and reaches for Aphrodisia's foot... Suddenly Alexis swings forward and kicks Chris Geeen! Green wobbles backwards on the ladder nealy falling off the ladder! Alexis leans back and swings forward again with her feet.. Chris Green grabs her feet this time and yanks her legs hard.. She loses her grip and Chris Green releases her.

Falcoon - OH MY GOD!!!!

The emtion and concern can be heard in his voice as Alexis begins to fall! She goes face first into the top step of the ladder then flips upside down in mid air before landing with her neck and shoulders jack knifed into the mat.

Falcoon - Oh my god Nick.. I think she's hurt bad.

Burst - Get a damn stretcher down here!

Jesse is back up and Aphrodisia makes her way over to the spot at the Network Title hangs.. She's very careful at this point and running low on energy.. The fans begin to chant for her, knowing her quest in the OWF title! Chris climbs back down the ladder and Jesse climbs up, Chris follows him pushing Jesse up with his shoulders...

Falcoon - That's team work!

Jesse gets to the top of the ladder and Chris uses his shoulders to push Jesse up higher.. Jesse reaches the spot where the Cruiserweight title hangs.. Aphrodisia is struggling to reach the OWF title belt, her arms are getting weak and the fact that she is 35 foot in the air doesn't help.. Jesse quickly uses his upper body strength to pull himself up to the PDA title cable.. Then he reaches up and grabs the WoW title cable!

Falcoon - Aphrodisia and Jesse Williams are neck and neck right now!!

Aphrodisia swings her body and her and Jesse begin to chicken fight 40 foot above the ring.

Burst - Someone's bound to die tonight...

Meanwhile Plague is nearly to the top of the OWFtron and reaching out for the contract, but finds that the hole it's stashed in is covered in razor wire! Kaige is being carted off my medics, Angel is still laying on the stage lifeless...

Falcoon - I dunno which one to watch!

Jesse climbs up the cable, his feet kick off the WoW title! It floats down to the ring and lands on Alexis's broken body. Stretchers immediantly are qued and they come for Alexis.

Missy Janson - STILL Your WoW Champion... Alexis Cage!!

Jesse pulls himself up to the OWF title notche.. Aphrodisia is nearly their... She reaches forward and claws Jesse in the chest, raking her nails until blood begins to gush!! She reaches for the OWF title and has it in her grasps!

Falcoon - OH NO! OH NO!!!

Aphrodisia unclips the belt!!

Falcoon - NO NO NO!

Missy Janson is raising the mic to her mouth to announce it! But Jesse lunges at her in mid air releasing his hands from all cables!!

Falcoon - HOLY SHIT! That's suicide!

Jesse lands ontop of Aphrodisia's body and they swing together on the network title cable 40 plus feet above the ring!

Falcoon - Their flirting with death Nick!

Burst - Unbelievable.. We almost had refried mexican in the mat!

Jesse and Aphrodisia swing the cable trying to reach the OWF title.. Jesse pulls himself up the cable a little more and leaps off. You can see him praying in mid air as his index finger catches the send of the OWF title strap... A button comes undone and Jesse panics trying to climb using the unsteady title.. Jesse manages to reach the cable that holds the OWF title and pulls himself up then unhooks the title!

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen... Your NEWWW OWF World Champion... Jesse Williams!!!

Aphrodisia reaches forward and punches the hanging Jesse in the nuts... Jesse loses grip!!!

Falcoon - NO! NO! The match is over!

He falls for the OWF title cable but manages to regain himself in mid air and catch a tag team title cable on his way.

Falcoon - That woulda killed him. That match was INSANE!

Suddenly from above Aphrodisia Jordan lunges down with the Network title in her hands and lands ontop of an unsuspecting Jesse Williams who is still hanging from the cable. He loses his grip on the impact!! Both competitors crash to the mat!! Jesse lands feet first and Aphrodisia lands ontop of him.

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. Your NEW Network Champion.. Aphrodisia.. Jordan!

The fans cheer them on, but I doubt they can hear it at this point. The focus goes to the stage... Plague is poking his hand into the OWF-Tron and the fans are booing him out of the arena.. He smiles then flips off the crowd.. He can taste the sweet victory!

PA System - BREAKDOWN!!

Falcoon - What the hell is this? Kinda late isn't it?

Just as Plague reaches in for the contract is disappears... "Breakdown" by Breaking Benjamins begins to play and the fans are in a craze. About a minute into the song Draco steps out from the back, his face is bruised and his left eye is swollen shut. Behind him stands Prez DK.. All goes silent in the arena and Plague climbs down from the OWFtron.

Prez DK - You know what... I was disappointed to hear you quit Draco!

Draco - Yeah it was a suprise to me too...

They both turn to Plague who is coming down to the stage. He walks over to DK and snatches the mic away with his burnt hand then cringes while switching hands.

Plague - THIS IS BULL SHIT DK! Where the fuck is the contract!?

Draco - This contract?

He says cockily pulling it out from his pocket, Plague tries to snatch it away but Draco pulls it back and shakes his finger at Plague.

Prez DK - Ya see.. Since Draco here got FUCKED outta his shot tonight.. I decided to let him in on a little secret...

Draco nods seeing Plagues face turn bright red.

Prez DK - Their's a ladder that leads right up to this contract right behind the stage.. All you really had to do is think outside the box!

Plague swings at DK but Draco grabs Plague's burnt hand and squeezes it.. He lets go then delivers a thunderous superkick to Plague!

Prez DK - When you want that shot Draco?

Draco - Right now sounds good...

The fans leap to their feet as DK stops to think then gives the "OK" nod.

Prez DK - Have at it kid...

DK turns to walk away, then turns back to Draco..

Prez DK - Oh.. You MIGHT wanna wake your opponent up first!

The fans erupt as Draco hands the contract to DK cashing it in and finally getting his shot of the night!

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the OWF Championship! Introducing first.. Already in the ring at this time... The OWF Champion... Jesse Williams!.. And his opponent.. Making his way to the ring.. Draco!!

Falcoon - How is this fair? HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FAIR!?

Burst - All is fair when DK says it is!

Falcoon - This is just another example of DK SCREWING Jesse out of the title!

Burst - Are you fucking joking or what? Come on! Draco got gang raped by those four fuckheads.. This is his chance at payback!

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Aphrodisia is helped out of the ring by a camera man and Draco slides in... He looks at the chaos that lays around ringside then down at Jesse Williams.. Draco leans over the ropes and calls for a mic.

Draco - Jesse... Get up!

He screams.

Draco - JESSE FUCKING WILLIAMS.. GET THE FUCK UP! I WANNA FIGHT!

The crowd erupts as he throws the mic down and waits in the corner. Jesse slowly begins to rise with the OWF title still in his grips. He holds his arms in the air with the title as the fans boo him.

Falcoon - Show some damn respect!

He looks out to the crowd still in a daze then sees Draco standing in front of him. He instantly gets a chill and falls backwards to the mat. Draco picks the mic back up..

Draco - GET- THE- FUCK- UP! You've got a title defense son!

Jesse shakes his head no and pleads with Draco. Draco takes towards him and Jesse crawls to the corner...

Draco - Will ya hang on? I'm tryin to give you this

He tosses the mic to Williams..

Jesse - Man.. Come on it's not my fault you didn't show up to the match!

The fans boo him hard. Jesse pulls himself up in the corner.

Draco - Oh it wasn't? I'm sorry... I'm soo sorry! I guess it WASN'T you clocking me over the head with a baseball bat! And it wasn't you, Angel, Green and Plague locking me in the boiler room! And it wasn't you guys writing an "I quit" not for me... Huh...

He says before kicking Jesse into the corner and punching him over and over.. The fans erupt as Jesse drops the title and the brawl begins.

Falcoon - Absolute crap!! Jesse just won the biggest fucking match in O..

Burst - SHUT UP WILL YA!? FUCKKKK

Draco tosses Jesse into the ropes, Jesse bounces off and Draco catches him with a knee to the stomach sending Jesse buckling over to the mat. Draco quickly locks on When All Else Fails!

Burst - Shortest OWF title match ever!!

Jesse refuses to tap, his mangled body is about to give out on him when suddenly Chris Green darts down the ramp..

Falcoon - THATS SMART! GOOD LOOKIN OUT GREEN!

Draco ducks a clothesline attempt by Green, he twirls catches Green by the head.. FALL FROM GRACE BY DRACO!

Burst - OHHH YAH!!

Falcoon - WHAT?! That shoulda been a DQ.. What kinda ref is this??

Burst - A damn fair one! Go Draco!!

Jesse is back on his feet as Draco rolls Green out of the ring, Jesse spears Draco to the mat!!

Falcoon - Despiration of a champion Nick!!

The ref begins the 10 count..

1....2....

3....4....

5...6...

7....8.....9

Jesse flops over Draco.. 1...2... Draco Kicks out and the fans love it!! Jesse is out of it, using the last bit in his tank on that move... Draco slowly rises holding his ribs. Draco points to a 20 foot ladder at ringside still set up from earlier... He pulls Jesse out of the ring with him then places Jesse onto his shoulder and slowly begins to climb the ladder. The entire arena rises to their feet!

Burst - This is crazy! Draco just finish him!!

Draco reaches the top with a lifeless Jesse Williams.. He sets Jesse on the top... The entire arena inhales holding their breath.. The referee isn't even counting, just watching in amazement! Draco climbs up another step then jumps up wrapping his legs around Jesse's head and locking them tight. He falls back off the ladder spinning backwards and spikes Jesse's head into the mat!!!

Falcoon - THE HELLACIOUS FOR THE TOP OF THAT LADDER INTO THE RING!!!

The fans begin to chant "HOLY-FUCK HOLY-FUCK HOLY-FUCK" Draco can feel the effects of the move on his spine but manages to make the cover the fans count along ...1....2....3!

Missy Janson - HERE IS YOUR WINNER... AND NEWWWW.. OWF CHAMPION.... DRACO!

Falcoon - The show will be remembered for one thing... The Atlanta SCREWJOB! FUCK YOU DK!

Burst - FUCK YEAH! I won 40 grand!! We're outta time! See ya Monday!

The OWF logo spins and the show ends.

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