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Cassie Gunn defeated Spaz. --- The show opens with a view of a hospital room. The theme to the Odd Couple television show plays for about thirty seconds as we get an image of the room. Inside, sitting up in their beds and playing Uno across bridged hospital tables, we see President Diamond Kid and Jesse Williams. Prez DK - UNO! The theme fades slowly to silence as Williams throws down a blue 4, DK slams down his final card- a blue 5. Prez DK - YESSS! I win again! Williams - Can we play a different game? Prez DK - Uhhh, like what? Williams - What do we have... DK looks down under the table, to the cardboard box full of board games. Prez DK - We can play Monopoly. Williams stares at him. Williams - You already live that game! Prez DK - UH, NO! Williams - What else? Prez DK - Uhhh.. Diamond Kid grabs the box, pulling it up onto the bed beside him as Williams collects all the Uno cards and shuffles them into a neat pile, placing a rubber band around them and throwing them at DK. Prez DK - Hey, watch it! I'll- Williams - Fire me? Prez DK - Uh, YEAH! Williams laughs out loud. Prez DK - That's not funny! Don't "L-O-L" at me! Williams - ........Did you just say "L-O-L" Prez DK - Yes, I'm super duper cereal! Williams - You're what? Prez DK - South...Park... Williams - Didn't see it. Prez DK - Ugh, I hate you. We can always play video games. We have, "OWF: The Game"...In Stores Now! ...to play. Williams - Plug? Prez DK - Yeah, it's plugged in already, over there. Williams - ..What? Prez DK - Huh? They stare at each other for a few seconds, in complete silence. Prez DK - So, Uh...I'ma call the nurse to turn the system on. Okay? Williams - ...Yeaaaaaah. DK reaches down, and presses the call button. The two lay in silence as DK puts the box back down on the floor. A large african american nurse walks into the room, and looks at the two of them. Nurse - You two getting along now? Prez DK - Yessss! Williams - Wanda, can you turn on the video game system over theree! Prez DK - And hand us the controllers! Nurse - Sure thing sweeties! She bends over, pushing the power button on the X-Box 360. She grabs the two wireless controllers and hands them to the two of them. Nurse - Anything else? Prez DK - Uhhh, soda please? Williams - Yeah, like a case. We're gonna be here a while! Nurse - Okay. Be back soon. She turns and leaves, as soon as she does, DK turns on the television. The game is already on, and they go to a singles match, no gimmicks. Both men select Angel as the wrestler they wanna be. Prez DK - He's mine! Williams - Nuh Uh! Prez DK - Rock paper scissors? Williams - Deal! Prez DK - Rock, paper, scisso- Williams - WAIT! Prez DK - WHAT! Williams - Says shoot? Or just shoot? Prez DK - Says shoot! Williams - Okay! DK sighs in frustration. Prez DK - Rock, paper, scissors says shoot! DK holds out paper, Williams a rock. Williams - Damn, Fine. I'll be Draoo. They both select their wrestlers and they skip the intros. The bell rings and they start tapping away at the controllers, hitting each others with rights and lefts. Falcoon is heard adding commentary with "These two men are having it out!" Prez DK - This is how it's supposed to be, stupid faces. DK as Angel, takes Williams, as Draco, down with a clothesline. He stomps on him three times before 'Draco' rolls up and nails a low-blow on 'Angel'. Burst is heard laughing, "HAHA! That's exactly what I'd do there, Greg!" Williams - Watch out for that Draco, he's sneaky! Prez DK - I should know! 'Draco' ties up with 'Angel' and nails a suplex. Williams - HAHA! TAKE THAT ANGEL! FOR KILLING ME! Prez DK - You're not dead! Williams - THAT'S MERE DETAILS! Williams as Draco, picks up DK, as Angel, and shoots him off the ropes. Falcoon is heard chiming in, "He whips him off the ropes!", before 'Draco' then nails a belly to belly suplex, knocking 'Angel' down for a few seconds. Williams starts to taunt with 'Draco', building up his stamina bar; Burst is heard saying "Now he's just gloating! Fight you pansy!". ''Draco' eventually gets his 'special' and he picks up 'Angel' Prez DK - NO! Just then, Falcoon is yells out "THE CHAMP IS HERE!". Prez DK - HAHAHA! YES! Save me MVP! Mike Van Pelt runs out from the back, interferring in the match. Williams, as Draco, turns to MVP and ties up with him. He nails MVP's finisher, The Highlight Reel also known as the Van Daminator, knocking him down and eliminating him from the match basically. Falcoon yells, "MVP is down! MVP is down!", then Burst responds "And he's staying down!" Prez DK - GET UP ANGEL! DK presses all the buttons on the controller, and finally 'Angel' gets up. 'Draco's' special wears off and 'Angel' ties up with him from behind, 'Draco' reverses it and nails a russian leg sweep. Williams again taunts with 'Draco', who quickly gets back to special and again lifts up 'Angel'. He ties up with him in the front, and sets him up for a Razor's Edge. Williams - It's over! Prez DK - You..bastard... Williams, as Draco, nails Angel's Redemption, a Razors Edge pinning powerbomb on DK, as Angel. Prez DK - MY OWN MOVE! Burst yells, "It's all over!" as the referee slides in and counts the pin. The numbers flash big on the screen...1...2....3! Williams - YES! I FINALLY WIN! Prez DK - REMATCH! Williams - DEAL!
Immediately, we switch to a live feed. We see Chris Donovan is standing by a grey Mercedes Benz outside the Boston Garden as his assistants unpacked his car with startling efficiency. His sunglasses reflect the sunlight as he speaks on his mobile phone, a satisfied smile on his face as he flicks it closed with his wrist. Chris - Chase! The camera pans out to see Chase Roberts, bag slung over her shoulder as she stops and turns to Chris. Chris - We my dear! Have a deal. A pleased smile appears on Chase's face Chase Roberts - Excellent.
This is a new generation.. A new breed of talent... Whispers fill your ears as the intro to music begins to play. They fade as the singing begins. If you feel... So empty.. So used up.. So
Let Down.. If you feel so angry.. So ripped off.. So
stepped on.. Your not the.. Only one. Clips of the new breed of OWF as well as old footage passes over your screen as "Riot" by 3 Days Grace plays in the background. The opening segment of Addiction grabs your attention and the theme itself becomes addicting.
Pyro shoots off as we pan in from a wide view of the Boston Garden. All the fans are going nuts as they hold up their signs. Lights flash all across the arena as we hear the announcers as the cameras continue to show the fans. Falcoon - AHHHHHOOOOOO! Welcomme to the BOSTON GARDEN here in Boston, Massachusetts and Monday Addiction! Burst - Ahh, I knew I smelt something funny. It's Boston! The camera cuts to a shot of the three announcers. Kissens - Oh shut up! Falcoon - We are here in front of a sold-out crowd! Burst - Really? I LOVE BOSTON! Falcoon - Anyways, as we saw from the earlier clip, it looks as if the injured Jesse Williams and President Diamond Kid have kinda mended their fences and are tolerating each other. Burst - They have no choice, it's a hospital. If I was stuck with the mexican, well, I'd probably try to smother him. But that's just me. Kissens - You're a psycho. Falcoon - We have a stacked card for you tonight, and not to mention the return of President Chase Johnson. Burst - So he's not leaving? Falcoon - No sir. Burst - Damnit! Kissens - I like him! Burst - You like anything with a cock and two balls, maybe even one ball! Falcoon - Quiet, it's time for our first match. Burst - I don't think I'm excited for this, at all. Falcoon - Not even a bit? Kissens - Not even a drop? Burst - I really don't think so. Hold on, wait til the intros and I'll let you know. Missy Janson - The first match of the night tonight is a Life Line match. The two competitors will bring out one person to execute a fifteen second interference. Introducing first, from College Station, Texas...Daaaane Creed! "Dollar Sign" hits and Dane makes his way to the ring. Burst - Yaaaaaawn! Falcoon - Ewww, who says the word "yawn"? Burst - Me, ya little jerk! Missy Janson - And his opponent, from...probably somewhere in your backyard at this point, Cokekid! "PLAYTIME IS OVER!!!!" "Mouth of Madness" by Rob Zombie starts to play as Coke Kid walks out of the entraceway through a explosion. He rushes down to the arena and removes his black oakleys with red lenses and Cult of Steel hoodie. He glares all around and raises his arms as the Cult of Steel raise their arms back up. Burst - Wake me when it's over! Cokekid goes to attack Dane Creed, but Creed kicks him in the abdomen, sending him to the mat. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Creed is quick to attack, nailing a double axe handle to the shoulderblades of Cokekid, who falls down to the mat. Dane wastes no time picking Cokekid up into the air, and slamming him down to the mat as hard as he can with a powerslam. Cokekid seems lifeless already, as Creed reaches down to the mat, grabbing at Cokekid. Falcoon - Looks like Creed is gonna try to end it early! Suddenly, from the back Vanity runs out from the back! Kissens - It's Vanity! Falcoon - What is she doing here? Who is she gonna help!? Burst - I didn't think she liked anybody. But, I don't think Creed notices her. 15...She runs down the ramp and into the aisle as the count starts...14, she gets a full head of steam and slides under the bottom rope...13, Cokekid gets to his feet only to be speared down hard. Falcoon - Cokekid doesn't stand a chance! 12, Vvnity picks up Cokekid's lifeless body by the shoulders...11, Cokekid kicks Vanity in the groin, then again in the abdomen...10, Cokekid falls down to the mat in time to roll out of the ring...9, Creed and Vanity are in hot pursuit...8, Cokekid crawls under the apron and under the ring. Burst - HAHAHA! HE'S UNDER THE RING! Kissens - Smart move by Cokekid! Falcoon - That's right Jackie. 7, Vanity disappears under the ring as well...6, Creed gets into the ring waiting for Cokekid...5, Cokekid rolls out of the other side of the ring, bloodied...4, Vanity follows out right after...3, She picks him up and rolls him into the ring...2, Vanity stands on the outside, looking into the ring...1, Creed looks at her, as she stares blankly at him...0. Falcoon - Well, Vanity can no longer be in this match! Burst - Looks like she's going to see who wins this one! Just then, from the back, Chase Roberts runs down to the ring. Falcoon - And now here's Cokekid's Life Line. Kissens - This is getting intense. 15, Roberts runs down the aisle at lightning speed...14, she slides head first under the bottom rope...13, Creed drops Cokekid and attempts clothesline...12, Roberts ducks and nails a falling neckbreaker... Burst - Creed is getting woman-handled! 11, Creed lays on the mat holding his Neck...10, Roberts gives Dane no time to recover, lifting him up again...9, she lifts him up onto her shoulders in a firemans carry...8, She carries him around the ring in a show of strength...7, Out of nowhere she nails a death vally driver on Creed...6, His body crumples in half as he looks lifeless. Falcoon - Roberts is here on a mission. Burst - Yeah, to kill Creed it seems. 5, Roberts goes to lift up Dane but he headbutts her...4, She stumbles backwards, giving him enough time gain his second wind...3, He lunges and nails a huge clothesline...2, She topples over the top rope and lands outside...1, Creed holds up his arms as Cokekid grabs his tights from behind...0. Kissens - Chase's time is up! Cokekid rolls up Creed with a school boy! Falcoon - This could be it!! 1...2...3! Burst - COKEKID WINS! Kissens - He can't win if he hopes to become LillyAss champ on Sunday! Missy Janson - Your winner...COKEKIIIID! Falcoon - Looks like Roberts did her job perfectly! What a win for Cokekid! In the backstage area everyone was doing their own way to prepare for the night. In Draco's locker room Angel and Aphrodisia Jordan were sitting back waiting for their double duty as wrestlers and referee/enforcer. Draco was sitting on a bench in his street clothes with a sigh. Angel - Why the hell are you even here, man? Draco - The last Addiction before Drift and Die? How can I miss this? Aphrodisia Jordan - Oh. He means that DiK made an order for him to be here. Draco - ...fucker. Aphrodisia Jordan and Angel share a laugh at their friend's misfortune. Having a boss with a nasty habit of trying to fuck you over numerous times makes for a harsh work environment. Draco sighed and pulled out a bottle of Captain Morgan spiced Rum. Angel - Planning on upgrading the robo-beast? Aphrodisia Jordan - Drunken sex? Draco - No...and more than likely. If I have to be here, then damnit, I am going to be entertained with alcohol. Angel - Ooooooh. Fucken drunk. Aphrodisia Jordan - Mmmmm, drunken sex. With that Draco moves to the door carrying his bottle, though ingeniously disguised with a paper bag. Aphrodisia Jordan - Where you going, cheri? Draco - If I am going to be here. I am going out to sit in the crowd. Watch some matches. Drink some drinky-drink. He raises his bottle and exits the room as Aphrodisia Jordan slaps her forehead. Angel chuckles to himself. Angel - And I am tagged with that drunk. Aphrodisia Jordan - At least you don't sleep with him. Angel - Oh, good point. Very good point. The scene switches to another point backstage. We see Chase Roberts walking around after exiting ringside. Cokekid follows closely behind. Cokekid - Hey wait up damn it. Chase Roberts - Look I agreed to do this for Steel so I don't have to put up with you any longer. Cokekid - Look I just wanted to say thanks. Also this is from the boss. Cokekid hands her a envelope. Cokekid - Also...if you need anything let me know. I may not be the best in a fight but hey I can take a lot of punishment. Chase Roberts - I must be going, time for my match. The scene switches, once again to another point backstage to where "The Voice of Reason" Jeff Thomas is standing. To the side is Sum Yung Ho who has a microphone in Jeff's face. Sum Yung Ho - I heard you requested an interview. Is this correct? Jeff Thomas - Yes, yes it is. I have some things to say. Sum Yung Ho - Well...okay...but I don't know what to ask you? Jeff Thomas whispers something in Sum Yung Ho's ear. Sum Yung Ho - Okay...you are getting a rematch for the PDA Championship against Aphrodisia Jordan at Drift and Die. What are you going to do differently this time? Jeff Thomas - There's an old saying..."If I could do it all over again..." If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't approach her in the locker room before the match. If I could do it all over again, I would leave my inhibitions backstage and give it all I've got. Sum Yung Ho - Yes, but before you get there, you have to face Seraph. How do you feel about it? Jeff Thomas - Pretty good. I mean, I need a tune up anyway. If Seraph could wrestle as good as he could talk, we'd be roasting him at the Drift and Die pre-show and not Angel. However, he does have some skill in the ring, so I can't take it too easy. Sum Yung Ho - Thank you for your words. Back to you guys. The scene switches back to the announcers. Burst - So, Draco is getting drunk? What else is new? Falcoon - Well, apparently Steel paid off Roberts to help Cokekid gain his victory. Kissens - Another scandal? Burst - Probably. Falcoon - AND I'm more excited about the PDA Match, now! Missy Janson - The next bout is a Tag Team Gauntlet Match. Coming to the ring first, at a combined weight of 414 Pounds...The team of James Dunn and Mike Van Pelt, PIN ME...PAY ME! PA System - M...V...P! An explosion rocks the stage as the initals echo in your ear. PA System - I'ma supaman. I wanna be your superman... I'ma supaman.. I wanna be your superman! I'mmmmm travelin on now... I'm makin plans now... COCAINE! ALOCHOL! LADY LAY! WITHDRAW! "Superhuman" by Velvet Revolver plays as Mike Van Pelt and James Dunn step out together from the back. They recieve the normal dull reaction but a few followers hold up signs around the arena that read "The Original Job Squad" and "Pin Me Pay Me". James Dunn flicks his cigeratte into the crowd before sliding into the ring. Missy Janson - And their first opponents, coming to the ring first, Chase Roooberts! CHASE ROBERTS "The Phoenix is gone and only I remain" "Godspeed" by Anberlin shatters through the PA system as the house lights fade. THEY LIED WHEN THEY SAID THE GOOD DIE YOUNG Burning down bridges now (scatter the
ashes) The lights focused on the entrance fade back up as a figure steps out from the darkness into the light. It is the one and only Chase Roberts. Her eyes scan the crowd impassively as a ripped Black Phoenix mask hangs from her fingers. HEY HEY! Strobe lights hit her face in time with the music. Her dark brown long hair frames her face as she smiles confidently. She lifts the mask in the air. Kill yourself slowly over time, fashion
statement suicide The song slams into the chorus as Chase throws her mask to the ground in front of her, flames shooting up around her. The flames rage around her for a moment as she looks to the sky and raises her arms to the heavens. THEY LIED WHEN THEY SAID THE GOOD DIE YOUNG! The flames die down as Chase pounds her fist against her chest twice, before stepping out of the circle of flame. WOAH-OH-OH-OH Chase starts towards the ring, her eyes focused on her opponent and ignoring fans around her. Tight black pants enclose her long legs and a simple black wife beater shows off her muscle tone and strength. THEY LIED WHEN THEY SAID THE GOOD DIE
YOUNG! As she reaches the ring a sardonic smile appears on her face as she points to her eyes then at her opponent. She slides into the ring like a predatory and sits on the turnbuckle with a look of complete disgust on her face for her opponent. Missy Janson - And her partner, she is the current WoW Champion, Alexis Caaaaaage! A blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and a soft voice follows. PA System - It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont.. Street. Just then a hard drum slam comes across and the dimmed lights flicker once. PA System - Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing. Suddenly a bass drum comes into play pounding at each half second as each word of "Build God, Then We'll Talk" By Panic At The Disco leaks out over the crowd. PA System - Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.. The lights continue to strobe around the arena, fading out with each hit of the bass drum, they look for something as the fans rise to their feet. PA System - The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde! The fans scream as you see a figure emerge on the side of the OWF tron, it's kneeled down as the flashing and pulsing spotlights continue to search.. PA System - And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.... The spotlight dies and everything is silent in the arena, all but the sounds of cheering fans. Seconds pass before the spotlight returns on the side of the OWFtron nearly 10 foot in the air to show Alexis Cage standing with her arms in the air. ...Along with the people inside Suddenly Alexis drops down from the OWF-tron letting her skirt float up over her hips on the way down. He lands on the stage and screams "YEAH!" while throwing a fist into the air. The fans get more excited by the second! The arena lights back up as the theme continues to play on her way down to the ring. Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a
virgin She slides into the ring face first then leaps to her feet then instantly runs to the top turnbuckle leaping straight to it. And not to mention, the constable, and his
proposition, for that "virgin" Along with the people inside The sound fades away as she hops down from the turnbuckle and prepares herself for her match. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Dunn stands in his corner, with MVP on the outside. Roberts and Alexis stare at each other, Alexis turns but before Alexis steps to the outside, Chase grabs Alexis by the back of her hair and hurls her head first at James Dunn. Alexis spears Dunn, nearly in half as both of them lay on the mat. Chase immediately rolls Alexis out of the ring and picks up Dunn. She locks up with Dunn briefly. Roberts take Dunn down with an arm drag, and he complains to the referee that she pulled his hair. Burst - HAHAH! I haven't seen that in years! Chase follows up, nailing a boot to the midsection of the prone Dunn, knocking him further down. She stomps on him again, laying him out on the mat. She reaches down, picking him up by his hair and tossing him into the corner. She charges and jumps, then executes a textbook monkey flip on Dunn, flipping him into the center of the ring. Falcoon - Roberts is running him ragged! Dunn crawls to his corner, tagging in MVP. He runs out at full speed, but Robers nails him with a hurracanrana which sends him to his back. He hops right back up, but gets taken down with a clothesline. Roberts tags in Alexis. She steps into the ring, and swings a kick at Roberts. Chase catches the leg, picking her up and swinging her around. Her legs fly around and her heel kicks MVP right in the mouth. MVP falls to the mat and Chase lifts Alexis up into a powerbomb poistion. She slams Alexis down on top of MVP, executing a pin. Kissens - What double-team moves! Burst - Uhh, yeaaah. The referee falls into place...1...2...3! Missy Janson - MVP and James Dunn have been eliminated...Next out...The Triple Crunch Taco Supremes, No Habla Ingles and Mucho Grasaaaa! The two mexicans run out from the back, Roberts and Cage are waiting for them in the ring. Burst - Did someone order Taco Bell. Kissens - NICK, YOU'RE SO IGNORANT AND STUPID! Falcoon - Yeah! How could you be so wrong! Taco Bell doesn't deliver! Every one knows that! Burst - Hahaha, good one Garrett. OH, Did you hear? Their buddy got deported! Falcoon - Yeah, I heard. Kissens - Not Trabajo Para Comida! Falcoon - Yes, sadly to say, Trabaja Para Comida was released by the OWF the other day. Burst - Blah, blah, blah! They both slide it, and simutaneously Alexis and Chase hit Uncaged and Legacy Falling, a diving knee drop bulldog on the two men. They both cover each of them as the referee counts...1...2...3! Burst - That was fast! Falcoon - Soon Aph and Angel will be out, though! Missy Janson - No Habla Ingles and Mucho Grasa have been eliminated, next to the ring, the team of AnaStasia and Medea Jame McTierneyyyy! Falcoon - Here's some competition! Alexis gets out of the ring and immediately goes after AnaStasia. Roberts waits for McTierney to get into the ring, which she does slowly. Roberts takes Medea down and starts to wail away at her as Alexis and AnaStasia take turns taking control of one another. Alexis throws Ana into the steel barricade back first, and follows up with a charging knee. Medea has pushed Roberts off of her and she now has Chase set up for a suplex. She attempts it, but Chase floats over. She attempts a clothesline, but McTierney ducks and is able to grab Roberts from behind and nail a german suplex on her. Alexis and AnaStasia are trading blows again, as Ana is able to throw Alexis into the same steel barricade and start to make her way back to the ring. Burst - Finally, we can have some order! Medea has pulled Roberts up now and she whips her into the ropes, when she comes back, McTierney nails a spinwheel kick that knocks Roberts down. She covers her as AnaStasia gets up onto the apron in her corner...1...2..kickout. Alexis gets up and stumbles towards the ring, pulling herself up on the apron as well. Medea stands and tags in AnaStasia who wastes no time in mounting Roberts and throwing rights and lefts to her face. Chase deflects some of the blows, but the only thing that stops Ana is the referee pulling her off of Chase. Falcoon - AnaStasia is on a mission it seems! She picks up Roberts and tosses her into the corner with Alexis, Roberts looks for the tag, Alexis tags in and goes after AnaStasia. Kissens - Here's the WoW Champ. Burst - No kidding. Roberts stands, as Alexis nails a high flying knee. Robers grabs Alexis and throws her up attempting a back body throw at AnaStasia, she ducks down, AnaStasia grabs Alexis by her shoulders and nails a huge powerbomb from midair. She covers her...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Alexis Cage and Chase Roberts have been eliminated, the last team in the gauntlet, the team of the OWF World Champion Angel and OWF PDA Champion, Aphrodisia Jordan! Burst - Her high impact moves backfired! Falcoon - Sure did Nick. The two slowly walk out from the back, taking their time getting down the ramp. They are well rested, and look prepared for the match. Alexis is helped to the back by Roberts, as Alexis and Angel glance at each other. Burst - There's my pick to win! Falcoon - Well you're really going out on a limb, eh? Angel gets to the ring first and he steps up, and gets into the ring. Aphrodisia steps onto the apron, and stands in the corner. AnaStasia attempts to strike Angel, but he shrugs it off. She throws a left hook, which has little effect. She tries a right hook and Angel ducks behind her and nails a high angle back body drop that bends AnaStasia in half. Angel rises right to his feet, picking AnaStasia up and whipping her into the ropes. When she runs back, he nails her with a boot to the jaw. She rolls backwards to her corner, slapping the unwilling hand of Medea. Burst - Look at McTierney, she doesn't want a part of a fresh Angel! Kissens - Would you? Burst - No, but I bet you would...slut. McTierney enters the ring cautiously, before diving at Angel's knee. She staggers him as he falls to one knee, and then she clips him from behind, sending him falling to the mat. She grabs his leg and grapevines it, falling to the mat and locking in a leg lock. Angel easily grabs the ropes and the referee forces McTierney to break the hold. She stands up, and stomps on the leg of Angel as he starts to stand. He uses the rope to help himself to his feet. As soon as he stands, Medea nails a swift kick to the knee, nearly buckling it right there. She attempts again, but Angel catches her leg. Burst - Uh oh... He pulls her close and throws her over his head, nailing a T-Bone suplex on McTierney. AnaStasia starts to stand in the corner as Angel walks to his corner and tags in Aphrodisia. She leaps over the top rope and goes after the fallen Medea. She lifts her up, only to bring her right down with a roundhouse kick to the side of the head. Medea struggles to get to one knee as Jordan brings a knee up to her forehead, sending her down to the mat face first. Aphrodisia wastes no time in reaching down and picking up McTierney, who tries to fight back. She nails Aphrodisia in the abdomen with a few quick shots, slouching the PDA champ. Falcoon - Medea is coming back! McTierney breaks free of Aphrodisia and runs at the ropes, she attempts a cross body block but Aphrodisia catches her. She brings her right down with a backbreaker across her knee. McTierney clutches her back and rolls towards her corner. She tags in AnaStasia, who slowly gets into the ring, still hurting from before. She ties up with Aphrodisia, forcing her back into the corner. Ana nails a side elbow to the temple, which stuns Aphrodisia. She grabs her by the head, and starts to climb up the ropes. Burst - She's gonna try for Salvation in Suicide! Aphrodisia counters, and is about to spear her from the second rope down to the mat. AnaStasia lays nearly unconscious as Aphrodisia drags her to the corner. In one bound, Aphrodisia hops to the top rope. She jumps off, nailing a 450 splash. Kissens - The French Kiss! Burst - What did I tell you! The referee drops into place...1...2...3! Missy Janson - The winners of the Tag Team Gauntlet...Aphrodisia Jordan and Angellllll!! Falcoon - Impressive outing by these two.. Kissens - As usual. Burst - It's true, two of the best we have.
We see Vanity walking backstage carrying her signature barbwire baseball bat. She stops at the locker room of Trent Steel and kicks the door open. Sitting in there is instead is Cokekid. Cokekid - Sorry...you don't get the big man. Guess you aren't tough shit. Vanity - Then I get to take out the trash.... She swings the bat at him as CK dodges and comes up with a uppercut. She drops the bat. CK grabs it and waits for her to get back up. CK dropkicks Vanity in the face. She laughs at him as blood flows from her mouth. CK picks up the bat and swings it at her, she avoids it. Cokekid - Little girls shouldn't play with toys that aren't made for them. Vanity - Oh...really? You'll pay for that! ??? - I think not. Vanity is picked up face first by a monster of a hand and is slammed into the wall. Five more times, she just seems to laugh it off until she loses consciousness. The big hand belongs to a seven foot five inches of pure monster. He's big...he's bad...he's masked. Stepping into the room is a familiar trenchcoated figure but his face is covered by a black hood. We can still see the red lenses of his shades under his hood. Trent Steel - Good job. You know where to take her. CK...on my signal. You know what to do. Cokekid - You got it boss. Trent Steel - Now...as for you. The scene switches to another part of the arena. The camera switches to backstage where Alexis Cage comes screaming at a full run around the backstage, Medea Jane hot at her heels as the camera follows. Alexis' screaming is suddenly cut short and the sound of the WoW champion slamming into an immovable object. The camera catches up just steps behind Medea, and finds Alexis crashed at the feet of her tag team partner for the gauntlet Chase Roberts. Chase looks on impassively as Medea pounces on Alexis. Alexis Cage - What's your price Roberts? I'll give you the next scheduled title shot. Chase laughs as Medea and Alexis continue to brawl. Medea starts slamming Alexis face down on the ground. Chase Roberts - I don't need a title shot Alexis. If I want one, I'll make it happen. What I do want.. Chase sidesteps as Alexis and Medea charge past her and into a wall. Chase Roberts - When you do face me, it'll be any gimmick I choose. Any gimmick. Alexis and Medea stumble past again throwing punches at each other as Alexis' screams. Alexis Cage - DEAL! DEAL! DEAL! Now help me! At Alexis' order Chase suddenly attacks Medea, twisting her arm around to have her bending over facing down. She slams viciously three heavy knees into Medea's head, before tossing her aside. Alexis beams as she pats Roberts on the shoulder Alexis Cage - This could be the start of a beautiful business arrangement! Immediately, we switch to another part of the backstage arena. The fans cheering can be heard in the backstage area when they see Draco's face on the big screen. He sighs looking lost in the backstage corridors of the arena. He perks up hearing the fans, but can't tell which way they are. Draco - Damn. Where the hell am I? As he walked, it was very apparent that Draco was on the verge of being drunk. He leaned against the wall and took another swig of booze. He was between two locker rooms, but didn't pay attention to whose they were. Draco - Maybe if I just going straight....or I could just...damnit, I don't know. Draco took another drink and tonight's main eventer, Kaige, rounded the corner in fully wrestling gear. He looked determined to get his win tonight against Colton. Draco raised his bottle and took a sip. Draco - Hi. Kaige - ...? Kaige stopped knowing Draco was never one to be the gracious hand shaker of OWF. This had to be a trick in his mind. He just figured Draco was acting to lure him into a false sense of security. Draco - English? Hello? French? Bonjour? Spanish? Hi...o? Whatever. You can't say hi, damn. Kaige - You're being nice...and not saying I hate you. What the hell is going on? Draco - Figured I would say hey, good to have you back, and watch that woman of your's. She tends to serve some pretty raunchy dishes. Kaige's face started to turn red. Draco sipped on the bottle not evennoticing Kaige's reaction...for better or for worse as the case may be. Kaige - The same girl that came up with the plan to lay down and hand your Network Title over to me. Draco - Yeah...funny thing about that. Kaige - Oh? Draco - You needed some slut's help just to get a win over me. Is it Jesse Williams Envy? Sloppy Seconds Syndrome? Or just daddy issues that have you so fucked up? Draco chuckles starting to walk away, but Kaige catches him and spins him around. Kaige starts unloading fist after fist into Draco. Draco slams against a locker room. Kaige charges and slams Draco harder into the door with a spear. The door comes off the hinges and Draco falls into the locker room still clutching his booze. With the force Draco rolls backwards and mutters to himself. He doesn't realize he is underneath a robe of one of the female OWF superstars. Draco - Ah, damnit. Don't tell me that pansy knocked me out. Wait...hold on. Is that the glorious light at the end of the tunnel? Hmmm, funny. I expected Heaven to smell different. The robed Chase Roberts pulls the robe away from Draco's head with a huff. Draco chuckles and takes a sip on his booze before standing up. Chase Roberts - Are you drunk!? Draco - Hold that thought. Draco exits the room pulling the bottle from the paper bag. Kaige turns just in time to see the bottom part of the bottle smash across his face. Kaige drops clutching his bloody and burning face thanks to the alcohol. Draco - Remember that feeling, Kaige. Come Drift and Die you are going to welcome that small amount of pain. Draco walks back into Chase Roberts' room with the bottle of broken alcohol in his hand. It still has sum rum left in it. He drinks from the broken side and finishes it off and tosses the bottle backwards letting it smash on the blooded Kaige. Draco - Hi...and drunk enough to try and make a pass at you. Chase Roberts - So I guess you are drunk enough to let me and Aphy fool around like in SSW. Draco - Marry me? Draco attempts to drop to one knee, but in his drunken haze along with the adrenaline from the fight with Kaige ends up falling on his face. Chase Roberts sighs and disappears to quickly get dressed. She grabs Draco by the hand and starts pulling him down the hall. Chase Roberts - Back to the locker room...with Aphy. Mmm-mm-mm. The camera starts to fade back with Draco look at the camera with a wink before going back to his "unconscious" state. We cut to a commercial.
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Falcoon - That Draco is a lucky guy! Kissens - That's for sure. Burst - We're all lucky people tonight. We get to see Seraph versus Jeff Thomas. Now this is the match I was really, really looking forward to! Falcoon - More-so than the Tag Gauntlet? Burst - Mhm, right Jackie? Kissens - I think so, Nick. Burst - See, if the dumbass is right, you know she must be atleast a little less of a dumbass than we thought. Kissens - Awwl, thanks, N- Burst - SHUT UP, INTROS! Missy Janson - This match is a PDA rules match. Coming to- "The New Black" by Every Time I Die hits the speakers, and out from the back walks President Chase Johnson. The fans explode as soon as they see him. Falcoon - Chase is back! Burst - Whoop-de-friggin-do! He stands on the stage, taking in the applause as he pulls a microphone from his suit pocket. He looks out over the fans as the music dies out, but the cheers are still loud. Prez CJ - Man, it's good to be back. The fans cheer loudly. Prez CJ - See, things have been a little hectic since my little leave of absence. I noticed that as I watched from home, there was a little something missing. He pauses for a second. Prez CJ - That something was spark. What this federation needs is a spark. New talent challenging for the titles. The fans pop loudly. Prez CJ - Which is why I'm here. I know you fans planned to see Seraph and Jeff Thomas in a PDA Match, but that just isn't going to happen tonight? The fans boo. Burst - WHAT!? Prez CJ - I know, I'm sorry. But, in it's place, I replaced it with something that has spark! Falcoon - What does he have up his sleeve? Prez CJ - Right now, in this very ring I stand looking at, you will see a Contenders Match to Decide the Number One contender to the OWF World Championship... Kissens - Whoaaa! The fans pop loudly. Prez CJ - And it's going to be a PDA Match between Seraph and Jeff Thomas! Enjoy the show! Falcoon - WHAT! Burst - He just made this match a Number One Contender match to the World Title!! The fans cheer loudly as Chase walks to the back. Kissens - That's huge! Missy Janson - The following bout is an OWF World Championship Number One Contender PDA Match. Coming to the ring first, From Nashville, Tennesee, Jeff Thommmasss! PA System - I'm a misplaced man "Misplaced" by Sonata Arctica plays from this point as the Voice of Reason, Jeff Thomas makes his way from the back amidst the jeering boos from the crowd. He yells at them "I'm doing this for you!" as he walks up the ring steps into the ring with no expression on his face. He smugly looks at the crowd as he leans back in his corner to begin the match. Burst - I'm getting goosebumps! Falcoon - Ew, is that a... Kissens - BONER! Burst - SHUT IT! I WAS LOOKING AT...TITS! Falcoon - Oh yeah, where? Burst - ...THERE, to the right...see, yeah. Oh look, intro! Damn. Missy Janson - And his opponent, from Alberta, Canada....Seraaaaaph! The three loud dongs are heard blistering across the arena as the lights dim to a cloud of darkness. The music blares out as Seraph steps out from behid the curtain, looking down to the ring with a smirk drawn across his face and a glare in his eyesthat airs pure arrogance and ego. He sniffles his nose in displeasure as he makes his way slowly down the ramp. The smirk still plastered across his face firmly as ever. The lights of camera's begin to flash periodically as he walks down the ramp way toward the squared circle. He slowly makes his way up the steel steps and takes his first step onto the cold mattress. The crowd's silence is lifted with a cheer of boo's over-powering the music that descends into the arena. He stands in the centre of the ring with his eyes flickering around the arena, the smirk grows larger as the light begin to turn on fully. He lowers his head and looks up across the ring.. Falcoon - This is gonna be a good match! Burst - That's what I was saying! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Without any warning, both Seraph and Jeff Thomas slide to the outside of the ring, and retrieve a weapon. Seraph grabs a steel chair, while Thomas grabs a fire estinguisher. They both slide into the ring. Seraph charges and swings wildly with the chair and Thomas is able to easily step under the chair shot attempt. Seraph turns and as he does, Thomas shoots the estinguisher. Seraph gets the chair up, and blocks most of the blast. The estinguisher plan backfires on Thomas, as he is blinded and Seraph winds up and destroys the steel chair over the head of Thomas. The steel chair rests across his shoulders, over his head. Seraph looks at his watch and laughs. Burst - Hahaha, I know Seraph! This is like a record! Seraph pulls the chair off of Jeff's head and he grabs him by his hair. He drags the wobbly body of Thomas to the corner, where he picks him up and sits him on the top rope. Seraph attempts to climb up, but Thomas reaches down to the ropes which has a taser attached to it. Thomas pulls the velcro off with one rip and is able to shock Seraph as he falls down to the ring. Falcoon - OH god! Seraph shakes for a few seconds, before regaining control of his muscles. The shock wears off and he stands up, but he is taken out by a flying lariat by Thomas from the second rope. Both men stumble up to their feet at about the same time. Seraph attempts a clothesline, Thomas ducks. He grabs Seraphs head, attempting a neckbreaker. Seraph reverses it, giving up position to a front face lock applied by Thomas. Seraph attempts a northern lights suplex, as he throws Thomas over his head. Thomas is able to flip over and land on his feet. He reaches down to the mat, picking up a stop sign. He awaits for Seraph to turn around, and when he does he throws the stop sign at Seraph, who catches it. Thomas attempts a drop kick but Seraph drops the stop sign and catches Jeff Thomas in midair and slams him down with an inverter spinebuster onto the stop sign. Seraph hooks the leg as the referee drops into place...1...2...kickout by Thomas. Burst - These guys are putting on a clinic. Falcoon - That was the first pinfall attempt so far. Kissens - We're gonna be here for a while, aren't we? Burst - You bet your sweet ass! Falcoon - Nick...eh...Sexual harassment. Burst - I wasn't talking to you! GOD! Thomas is down on top of the stop sign as Seraph pushes himself up to his feet. He walks to the corner and he pulls the wooden folding table off of it. He sets it up in the center of the ring. He walks to the other corner and pulls a table off of it, and sets it up off to the side. Thomas finally pushes himself up to his hands and knees. Seraph is looking inside the ring for something, as he grabs a steel trash can with a bunch of weapons and dumps it onto the ring. He reaches down and grabs a black bag. He opens it, and he lays the contents on top of the first table in the center of the ring. Burst - That's...thumbtacks! Falcoon - This PDA match is going to a new level right now. Kissens - It was already at a new level when CJ made it a contendership match for the OWF Championship. He empties the bag, and spreads them out over the table. Thomas is resting in the corner, when Seraph attacks again, overwhelming him. He again lifts him up, sitting Thomas on the top rope. Seraph walks, and positions the table near the corner. He steps up to the second rope, nailing Thomas with a hard right. He pushes Thomas to a standing position on the top rope. Seraph nails him with a right to the ribs as he hooks him up in a suplex position. Thomas gets his second wind and nails Seraph with rights and lefts of his own, stunning Seraph. Thomas hooks both of Seraphs arms, jumps up and flips backwards, nailing the Peacemaker. Falcoon - MY GOD! Tornado Double Arm DDT from the top rope! Kissens - Through the table covered in thumbtacks! Burst - Thomas may have taken the worst of the tacks, though. Falcoon - If he can cover him, he may have the win! Both Thomas and Seraph lay motionless except for their facial expressions amidst the shattered table pieces, and thumbtacks. The fans are all standing at this point, no one really cheering for any one, just more of a respect cheer. Thomas rolls over, grabbing the arm of Seraph and pulling him over onto his back. Thomas crawls a bit over and lunges as he drapes his arm over the chest of Seraph. The referee slides into place...1...2...thr- kickout by Seraph! Burst - He waited too long! Both men lay in the ring, bloodied and beaten. The referee checks on both men, and both want to continue. Seraph rolls himself to the outside, landing on all fours on the outside. Thomas chooses to sit in the corner opposite where Seraph fell out as both men collect their breaths. Thomas reaches down into the corner and grabs a pair of brass knuckles, which he slides on his left hand, and a fluorescent light tube he holds in his right. Seraph gets back into the ring, pulling a kendo stick off the ropes and slowly approaching the still lounging Thomas. Seraph yells for him to get up, and that he does. Seraph swings the stick, slicing right through the tube and shattering it to dust. Thomas drops the remnants and nails Seraph with a punch with his left fist, which he slid the brass knuckles on before. Seraph staggers backwards and Thomas sets Seraph for a T-Bone suplex, Seraph counters and brings Thomas down to the mat with an arm drag. He tucks Thomas's arm in between his legs and immediately he locks on the Crippler Cross face, even though there is no submissions. Thomas screams in pain as he kicks, and fights with all his might. Seraph locks the hold on super tight, pulling back as hard as he can. Thomas extends his leg, and he catches the rope. Burst - Lucky guy! He could have really hurt him! Falcoon - Remember, submissions are not a means of victory in PDA Matches. The referee prys Seraph off of Thomas, as Jeff rolls to the outside. Seraph is quick to follow, as he slides out of the ring and grabs Thomas by the hair. He pick him up and he throws him as hard as he can, shoulder first, into the steel ring steps. The steps fly off of their hinges as Thomas holds his shoulder in a lot of pain. Seraph seems to have no remorse as he picks up Thomas, and lifts him up onto his shoulder. He charges at the ring post, attempting to injure his shoulder further, but Thomas slides off Seraph's shouler and down his back. Seraph stops himself from hitting the ring post, but as soon as he turns around he is hit with a huge pele kick that thunders through the arena. Kissens - What a move by Thomas! Falcoon - Who do you think is gonna win this match? Burst - I really have no clue! Falcoon - It's so hard to tell who has the upper hand. Burst - You're tellin me, Garfinkel. Thomas reaches down, picking Seraph up by his hair and rolling him into the ring. Jeff follows right behind, pinning Seraph. 1...2...kickout! Thomas slams the mat, and he again reaches down. He lifts Seraph to his feet by hair and shoulder. He keeps a hold of the hair and shoulder as he runs Seraph at the ropes and tosses him over them, sending him crashing to the floor infront of the announcers table. Thomas is quick to make it to the outside of the ring, as Seraph is on all fours catching his breath. Thomas pounces, nailing a forearm strike across the back of Seraph. He picks up his head only to slam him face first onto the announcers table. Seraph hangs on the edge of the table by his jaw. Thomas reaches into the table and pulls one of the monitors out of its slot. He places it up against the face of Seraph ontop of the table. Falcoon - HEY! We need those! Burst - What does he have planned! Thomas winds up and nails a thunderous sidekick into the monitor which smacks into the face of Seraph, who falls to the floor a bloody mess. Thomas covers him as the referee drops into place...1...2...thr- kickout! Kissens - HOW DID HE DO THAT? Jeff pounds the floor as he questions the referee. Seraph lays on his back still, and Thomas realizes arguing with the referee is getting him nowhere. He rolls Seraph onto the announcers table, then pulling the other monitor out of its slot and slamming it on the floor. He climbs up onto the table, where he picks Seraph up into a double armed DDT position. Burst - Don't do it! Falcoon - He's going to try The Peacemaker again! Seraph is able to free an arm and nail Thomas in the abdomen with three closed fists. Jeff releases Seraph who kicks Thomas in the gut. He tucks Jeff's head between his legs and hooks his arms. Immediately he drops to his knees nailing the Oblivion Pedigree through the announcers table. The commentary cuts out as both men lay on top of the broken table, gripping to their last bits of strength. Neither man moves from their backs for many seconds, as the commentators scramble to get the connection back. Seraph starts to move as he rolls onto his stomach, crawling towards Thomas. Seraph lays his arm over the body of Jeff, as the referee drops into place...1...2...thr- kickout! The fans are going nuts, as Seraph falls back onto his back in disbelief. Both men start to crawl towards the ring. Seraph grabs the apron and lifts himself up and under the bottom rope. Thomas uses the steel steps to pick himself up, and he rolls into the ring as well. Burst - HELLO!? Kissens - OH my god! Still not working? Falcoon - I don't think they can hear us Jackie! Burst - Yes, they can! Falcoon - Hello folks, sorry for the technical difficulties! As you saw, well, Seraph annihilated Thomas through our table. Kissens - Yeah, sitting in crappy chairs with no table! Both men attack each other, both going for a clothesline. At the last second, Thomas ducks and takes Seraph down with a spinebuster. He grabs his legs and locks on The Indoctrination in the middle of the ring. Burst - There's that modified sharpshooter! Kissens - There's nowhere for Seraph to go, he's going to break some bones in this literal interpetation of "PDA". Seraph screams in pain as blood pours from his head from the pressure being put on his legs. He puts his palms to the mat and pushes his upper body up, trying muscle Thomas off of him, but he is unable to and just hurts himself more. Seraph collapses to the mat, fighting the hold the best he can. He reaches for the ropes, but soon realizes he is dead center in the middle of the ring. Seraph screams as Thomas wrenches back even more. A puddle of blood starts to form on the mat where Seraph's head is laid. The referee keeps checking on Seraph, who stays concious. Falcoon - He's fighting it tooth and nail! Burst - Yeah, but soon he'll pass out if he can't get out of it. Then I guess Thomas could pin him! Kissens - Or injure him bad. Burst - And then pin him! Kissens - Ahhh.. Seraph places his palms on the mat again and pushes his upper body up, and is able to bring Thomas down to the mat. Seraph stands up and immediately grapevines Thomas' legs into a Sharpshooter. Falcoon - What a reversal! Seraph cranks back as far as he can go, almost making Thomas' toes touch his head. Jeff yells in a lot of pain, as he reaches for the ropes which he is about a foot away from. As Seraph wrenches back more, Thomas gets dragged further from the ropes. He fights the pain as the referee asks if he's okay. Seraph loosens the hold, as he drags Jeff into the absolute middle of the ring, and locks the Sharpshooter on tight again. Thomas screams in pain, as Seraph uses all his strength to pull back on Jeff's legs. Kissens - Now Thomas is in Seraph's position! Thomas puts his palms to the mat and pushes up, but the angle that Seraph has him at makes it impossible for him to push himself up enough for a reversal. Thomas collapses to the mat. Seraph lets go of the hold as the referee warns him about the submission holds. Thomas holds his legs, as Seraph limps around the ring as well. Thomas pulls himself into a sitting position in the corner, Seraph charges, but Thomas moves and Seraph crashes into the turnbuckle chest first. He stumbles out and Thomas takes the opportunity. He jumps to the top rope and goes for a hurracanrana, but as he twists down, Seraph catches him and holds him. In a show of strength Seraph lifts Thomas up into a powerbomb position. He walks near the table he set up in the beginning of the match and he nails a high angle powerbomb on Jeff Thomas through the table. Thomas goes through the table neck first, and Seraph quickly pins him on top of the broken table shards...1...2...3! Missy Janson - The winner of this match, and the Number One Contender to the OWF World Heavyweight Championship...Seeeeraph! The fans are all on their feet cheering the two superstars. Both of them lay on the mat exhausted as the ring crew is already cleaning all the weapons away from the ring, and ringside. Burst - What a match! Falcoon - These two deserve more than applause after this. Kissens - Match of the year candidate. Burst - Possibly. And Seraph will be taking on the World Champion down the line. Falcoon - CJ did promise to spice things up. Burst - And he sure did! We cut back to the view of the same hospital room as before. The Odd Couple theme song plays once again, for a short period of time. Inside, we see President DK and Jesse Williams sitting in their beds, awaiting their dinner. The song fades to silence. Prez DK - Man, I don't care what they feed us today. If it's fried tire with gravy on it, I'm gonna eat it. Williams - And then when you're shitting bricks, I'll kill you in your sleep. Prez DK - Awwl, how nice. Just then, the same nurse from before comes in with two trays. She lays them on the tables infront of the two men and she exits the room. She closes the door behind her as DK wastes no time in opening the lid. Prez DK - EWW, SALMON? Williams takes his lid off. Williams - I don't even know what I have. Prez DK - Is it pinky and mushy?! Williams - Yeah! Prez DK - Then it's the salmon! I'm gonna be sick! THEY MICROWAVED THIS! Williams - Oh god, I'ma puke if you puke. Both men put the lids back over the food. Prez DK - Ugh, I'm hungry though! Williams - Do you have any stash? Prez DK - Jesse, you know I quit drugs a while ago! Jesse sighs. Williams - No, Idiot. Any snack food in your drawers. Prez DK - Ahh yeah, I have some. Williams - So do I, we'll make a meal out of it. Both men reach into their drawers, pulling out random snack foods. Prez DK - I have, a jello pudding pack, a bag of funions and a butterfinger. Williams - I have, nacho cheese doritos, m&m's and a brownie. They both start to eat the snack food. Williams - You know, this isn't that bad. I could be stuck with a groaning old man. Prez DK - Yeah, and I could be stuck with Draco. DK starts looking around the room. Williams notices and he starts looking up too. Williams - What are you looking at? Prez DK - Do you see footsteps on the ceiling? Williams - Whaaaat? Prez DK - Seriously, look. Williams takes a deep hard look as DK reaches across the table and grabs a handful of doritos and puts them into his bag of funions. Williams - I think you're tripping man. Prez DK - Must be! Williams - Where'd my doritos go? DK looks around. Prez DK - You ate them! Williams - All? Prez DK - I guess. Williams looks at the cheese on the fingers of DK. Williams - You bastard!
The scene switches back to the announcers booth. Burst - Sweet, time for the most random main event, ever! Falcoon - How is it random? Burst - I'll show you, hold on. Missy Janson - This match is scheduled for a one fall. Introducing first, the special guest enforcer. He is the OWF World and Tag Team Champion...Aaaaaangel! The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. Angel slowly walks out, observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He continues to the ring in this same manner, and only when he is in the middle of the ring for a few moments does the music stop, echoing throughout the arena. Burst - That's one reason right there... Kissens - He has a point.. Missy Janson - Next to the ring, the special guest referee, she is the OWF PDA Champion, Aphrodisia Joooordan! The speakers explode in the hauntingly melodic tune of “Warheart” by Children of Bodom. From the back, Aphrodisia walks out wearing a modified striped referee shirt. She gets into the ring, as Angel steps to the outside. Her music slowly cuts off. Falcoon - And that, too? Burst - Yep. Missy Janson - The first contestant, coming out of Nashville, Tennessee...Colton Huuuurst! Standing on top of the ramp, Colton Hurst stands there looking over the crowd and the ring. Colton walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He stands up and walks over the corner. Leaning against the ropes he waits for the match to start. Burst - That sorta is.. Falcoon - One of the wrestlers? Kissens - I really get what he's saying! Missy Janson - And his opponent, making his return to the ring. He is from Dallas, Texas. Please welcome back, Kaaaaaige! Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System... I wanna get psycho Kaige walks out to a decent pop from the crowd as they start small mosh pits along the arena floor. Need to get psycho On the way to the ring Kaige hops the barriers and joins a small crowd in a mosh pit and starts to push fans around. He exits the mosh pit, jumps back over the barriers and enters the ring jumping up on the turnbuckle signaling to the crowd to get louder. Burst - The fans love to see him back, but this is just, weird. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Kaige takes Hurst down hard with a clothesline, and immediately starts to ground and pound Colton. Kaige comes out strong, standing up and dropping a leg drop across the neck of Hurst. Kaige stands again, and executes a knee drop right across the forehead of Hurst. The fans look on in disgust at Kaige as Hurst uses the ropes to pull himself up. Kaige wastes no time, bringing a knee up to the ribs of Colton, before slamming him face first into the turnbuckle. From there, Kaige hooks him with a side headlock and nails a running bulldog out of the corner. He covers Hurst...1...2...kickout. Aphrodisia signals two, to the crowd. Burst - Kaige means business here tonight. Kissens - He's here to prove he's 100 percent. From the back, we see a man run out with a pizza. Aphrodisia sees this and she exits the ring. Her and Angel confront the pizza guy, and pay him. He gives them the pizza and they give the money, before he leaves. Meanwhile, in the ring Kaige stands up, pulling Hurst up by his hair. Burst - There's no referee, or enforcer! Colton reverses and charges him into the corner. Hurst nails two consecutive shoulder blocks and then stands, elbowing Kaige in the side of the head. He whips him across the ring, but Kaige reverses. When Hurst hits the turnbuckle, he grasp his shoulder and falls to the mat in extreme pain. Falcoon - I think Hurst may have hurt himself badly. Kaige walks over, and picks him up. He holds him over his shoulder, and nails a huge shoulder breaker. Hurst collapses to the mat in a ton of pain as Kaige presses down on the shoulder with the pin. Aphrodisia stops mid-slice and slides into the ring, as she counts the pinfall...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Your winner...Kaiiiige! Burst - Hurst is gonna need a medical staff, pronto! We cut backstage to Draco and Dude JoB watching the match via monitor. Draco - This sucks. DJ - Ehhh it's better than ASW. Trent Steel - Boys you might want to get your people out of there. Draco and DJ turn back to see Trent Steel with his face covered by the hood. DJ laughs. DJ - Wow...It's the Phantom of the Wrestling Arena. Trent Steel - Joke all you want. They're in danger if you don't get them out of there at the end of the match. Draco - You hurt Aph or Angel I'll rip your... Trent Steel cuts a look at Draco and Draco shuts up. He seems...unnerved. Trent Steel - As a friend I am asking you to get them out of there. This is personal Ryan. I'm not after them or you tonight...I'm after those who have wronged me. DJ - Let's go...He's serious right? Draco - Yeah... The scene cuts to Ringside. We see Cokekid leap over the announcers table and run into the ring. Angel tries to stop him but he's to fast. Hurst see's him and hits him with a boot to the face. Kaige low blows Hurst. CK gets up and lets out a scream. All of the Cult of Steel fans rush the ringside area. Burst - FUCK! Falcoon - Get under the table. Kissens - Not turning that down...again. Angel see's this and high tails it into the ring with Aph and gets in front of her. CK grabs Kaige and tells him to get the hell out of here. All the wrestlers save for Hurst get out of the ring. The fans rush the ring and start beating the shit out of Colton Hurst. Draco and DJ run down the entrance ramp and help get their friends out of there as Kaige and CK stand at the top of the ramp. Draco sticks around as Medea, Creed, and Anastasia run down to the ringside area. Creed and CK start up again while Kaige tackles down Draco. Ana tries to get through the mass of people to Hurst but she gets hit in the face and lands on the ground hard. Hust finally gets out of the ring. He grabs Ana and starts heading up the ramp until the big masked guy we saw earlier comes out and boots Hurst in the face. The big guy grabs Hurst by the face one handed and tosses him into the side of the tron. Draco takes down Kaige, then turns and looks at this guy and seems to know him. The big man takes off his mask. The Cult of Steel stop their attack on the ring and go back over the barricades. Burst - Who the hell is that big blonde headed bastard! Falcoon - Draco knows him... Kissens - I dunno but he's cute. Draco -...Iconoclast. The big guy smiles as all he, CK, and Kaige leave the ringside area. Hurst is clutching his face in pain. Everyone in his group is down. He scowls as he screams out for.. Hurst - STEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!! He collapses, lifeless to the mat. As the scene fades to black.
We see Vanity slowly waking up on top of the roof of the arena. Next to her is Trent Steel. She is being held in place on a wall by barbwire ropes. Vanity - Owww... Trent Steel - I figured you and I needed to chat Cassandra. Vanity - My name is... Trent Steel - Names don't matter. Let me ask you a question. Vanity - Well it's not like I'm going anywhere. Trent Steel - Please your already moving your wrists to move the barbwire. I'm not stupid so don't talk to me like I am Vanity. Vanity - All right I'll bite. What's your question. Trent Steel - How did it feel when you got raped? Vanity - What? How did you... Trent Steel - Chase is very informative. Howse Ivan doing... Vanity - You wouldn't dare bring that fucker near me again. Trent Steel - Ahh but see your Vanity. Your not Cassie. It would be your "first" time wouldn't it? Vanity - You bastard. Trent Steel - See your right I am. I also play by the rules. Trent gets up and we see his hooded form in front of Vanity. Trent Steel - Now my question is do I call people to do that to you and see what happens? I mean after all you did cross a line with me. Vanity - Hey...that was... Trent Steel - Oh I'm sorry no one told you the rules did they? No one told you just how far I was going to go right? No one told you...then you should have done your homework. Let me ask you a question...why should I be merciful and not ship your ass off to the white slave market for the rest of your fucking miserable life? Vanity -...because you play by the rules. Trent Steel - I did. Vanity - What are you going to do. Trent Steel - That is the conundrum before us. I could have you utterly destroyed for thinking that verbally attacking my family is going to go unopposed? Vanity - Well the thought did cross my mind. The barbwire snaps and Vanity leaps out at Steel. Steel sidesteps her and slams his elbow into the base of her neck. She falls to the ground as Steel slams his foot into the back of her spine and we hear a nice pop. She laughs at the pain though, getting louder and louder with her laughing. Trent Steel - I just popped a few nerve clusters. You'll be moving again in about two minutes. Vanity - Your good...I'll give you that. Trent Steel - Let me explain to you how this is going to go down. You want Draco...fine...I can understand your hatred. He took everything from you. Vanity - Damn right. Trent Steel - He lost everything with that to you know. But hey you have a warped perception of things right Vanity? Vanity - Fuck you. Trent Steel - Not even if you looked exactly like my wife. So you want to destroy OWF and Draco right? Vanity - What is this the villian team up speech Trent? Trent Steel picks her up and bitchsmacks her across the face. He pulls off the hood and we see a mask. It's exactly like Trent Steel's face save it's painted ghost white and has red lenses over the eyes. Trent Steel - No...see here's the part you didn't count on. You think for one second I am going to let you fight my best friend and do to him what you think your doing to me? I think not. Vanity - Then what are you going to do. Trent Steel - Pretty much...I'm going to take away your sin Vanity. Vanity - I doubt that. Her back pops and She leaps up. She tries every martial arts combo she knows. She's faster than him but he's hitting her where it counts. They both go back and forth on the rooftop. She nails Trent in the chest with a kick but he doesn't skid he just stands there and headbutts her in the nose. She falls Trent grabs her and lifts her up over his head, she reverses and both land on their feet and square off. Trent Steel - So your a rising star from NEWA huh? He kicks her in the stomach. Trent Steel - Lets see if you can fly. He grabs her by the back of the head and throws her off of the roof and into a dumpster below. Trent Steel - See you at Drift and Die Vanity...Draco...Consider this...my last favor. We hear Vanity laughing loudly as Trent steps away from the edge, her laugh getting louder and louder.
The scene switches, to the Hospital Room again. Again, the Odd Couple theme is heard playing. Williams is sleeping and Diamond Kid is standing, in his street attire. He adjusts his leather jacket, and turns to Jesse who rolls over. The music dies down slowly. Williams - Hey...where...where you goin? Prez DK - I...uh...I gotta get back to my life outside these walls. Williams - Oh...o-okay. Williams sits up, pulling his legs over the edge of the bed. He lifts himself off the bed and stands infront of DK. Prez DK - You know, what happened here, stays here. You know that, right? Williams - Yeah. DK extends his hand, Williams reaches his out and shakes it. DK turns and walks to the doorway. Williams - Oh, Hey DiK! Prez DK - Yes? Williams - I....hate you. Diamond Kid smiles. Prez DK - I hate you, too. DK walks out the door. Williams sits back down on his bed and immediately lays down. Silence is deafening as the cameras fade to the OWF logo. |
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