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COKEKID DEFEATEAD JAMES DUNN VIA COUNT OUT
This is a new generation.. A new breed of talent... Whispers fill your ears as the intro to music begins to play. They fade as the singing begins. If you feel... So empty.. So used up.. So
Let Down.. If you feel so angry.. So ripped off.. So
stepped on.. Your not the.. Only one. Clips of the new breed of OWF as well as old footage passes over your screen as "Riot" by 3 Days Grace plays in the background. The opening segment of Addiction grabs your attention and the theme itself becomes addicting.
Evans and Tara are exchanging punches in the corner. Ana steps back then delivers a hard splash on both women! Tara falls onto the mat and Evans falls into the turnbuckles. Ana grabs her head and pulls her up the turnbuckles until shes hooked on the top! Salvation in Suicide! Ana picks Evans up and tosses her over the top rope! She grabs Tara and tosses her into the corner! She's going up to repeat the move, this time on Tara! Ana gains her balance on the top, but as she does Alexis climbs onto the aprion and pulls on her feet! Ana slips lands crotch first on the top turnbuckle! Kissens - GENIUS! Falcoon - How about a fair shot huh? Alexis climbs from the aprion onto the second turnbuckle, she hooks Ana's head and dives over the side of the ring! Uncaged! From the middle turnbuckle to the floor!
We fade away from the flashback as the camera's drift backwards to reveal the flashback was playing on the OWFtron. The fans begin to boo as the camera's pan the arena before landing on the ring for the center of attention. Kaige and Alexis Cage are standing in the ring, Kaige has his kendo stick draped over his shoulder and Alexis poses with her gold WoW title gleaming in the light. She pulls a microphone to her mouth and begins to speak. Alexis Cage - You can boo me all you want! Go ahead and give me your worst! She lowers the mic to her waist and lets the fans chant their oppinion. They scream out different Spanish words that grows into an enormous chant that echos off the walls in the arena. Falcoon - Well the fans are letting Alexis and Kaige know what they think about them! Kissens - What does Punta mean? Burst - It means you are a dirty skanky whore... Jackie. Falcoon - HA! Alexis Cage - We don't have to take this crap! We are part of the most dominate groups this world has ever seen! You're all just jealous! Jealous of me! Jealous of Kaige and Trent. Especially You AnaStasia! You ugly little bitch! Who do you think you are? You'll never be the WoW champion! Ever! Especially since I am holding it! There's not a woman out there that could kick my ass! In fact.. To prove my point I'm running the Cuntlet! Ring the damn bell! Alexis drops the mic and gets into a fighting stance. Kaige crawls between the ropes and drops out of the ring. While Missy Janson introduces the first competitor. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled to be a gauntlet ma... Alexis Cage - IT'S CUNTLET BITCH! Missy Janson - Cuntlet Match! Introducing first... Already in the ring.. From Phoenix Arizona.. She is the WoW Champion.. Alexis Cage! The fans boo. Falcoon - Alexis is ready to live up to her challenge tonight! Kissens - Do you guys think that Michael Vick will get raped in prison? Falcoon - Well.. He's avoided men's SACS for years so I think he'll be alright! Burst - HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! Kissens - HAHAHHAHA! Falcoon - Thank you Piter Svoboda! Kissens - ...What? Burst - WHO? Falcoon - Nobody. Missy Janson - And the first challenger.. From Bentonville Arkansas... Tara Headoff! "The Game" by Disturbed plays over the PA System and Tara runs down and slides into the ring. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Alexis immediantly goes on the attack with forearms to the back of Tara's neck before she can get to her feet. Tara tries to push Alexis away, but Alexis grabs Tara's hair and gives it a firm grasp by wrapping her hand in twirls of it. Alexis tugs again and Tara rises to her feet with her head still looking down by the force of Alexis. Tara reaches out for Alexis, but Alexis leaps off her feet with her knees up and pull's Tara's head down at the same time! Falcoon - Ow shit! A knee driving face buster! Kissens - Very unique move! You've got to appreciate that. Burst - Especially when you only know on move.. On your back! Huh Jackie? Kissens - Ffffuckkk offff! The move knocks Tara out cold, Alexis picks her up by the arms and drags her halfway to her feet, Unleashed! Falcoon - Alexis's verison of the pedigree is surely all she wrote! Alexis rolls her over and looks to the stage while pinning her.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - The next challenger in the Cuntlet... Kimberly Evans! The ref rolls Tara out of the ring and Alexis jumps back to her feet. The lights dim real low, just enough for you to see your hand in front of you. A single tiny green light is set in the middle of the curtain as a voice whispers over the arena. PA System - Here she stands today.... A guitar picks up in the background as "Fully Alive" by Flyleaf begins to play. The lights above the stage begin to dance about with a green shimmering glow taking over the stage. PA System - Telling layla's story spoken, The word "Firefly" appears on the OWFtron then floats away into a green dot that dances over the tron. PA System - Fully alive! More than most ready to smile and love life! The curtain is pushed apart and the green dot that once remained on the curtain is now a part of Kimberly Evans. She rushes to the side of the stage dancing roughly to her music in almost a head banging rhythm then slides into the ring. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Alexis shoots herself off the ropes as Evans is standing, Alexis leaps into the air with a flying cross body attempt but Evans quickly drops to the mat and rolls under it. Alexis's body shoots through the air but manages to catch the middle rope with her feet, then launches herself off backwards in a springboard moonsault that nails Evans! Alexis gets a quick pin 1...2.. Evans kicks out! Alexis gets to her feet quickly and throws herself against the ropes again, she rebounds off and delivers a frontflip splash onto Evans on the mat. Another quick pin.. 1...2.. Evans kicks out once again. Alexis screams and jerks Tara up by the hair, Alexis grabs her by the head and attempts Uncaged! Kimberly pushes her off at the last second then rebounds with a clothesline on Alexis! Kimberly darts off the ropes, Alexis rolls over and Kimberly jumps over her, Alexis jumps back to her feet and hits her side of the ropes.. The run at each other full speed and catch eachother in a double clothesline that make both women do a flip in mid air and land on they're faces! Falcoon - This is kinda putting a damper on Alexis's challenge! Kissens - Evans does have a little fight in her, but shes nothing like Alexis! Kimberly shows the first sign of life as she crawls towards the ropes very slowly. Alexis shows some life when she moves her head and looks up at the ref, Kimberly makes is inches from the ropes as Alexis gets on her knees. She grabs the ref around the waist and buries her face into his crotch! At the same time she is turning the ref so he is looking away from Kimberly... imberly reaches the bottom rope, she drapes her chin on it, CRACK! Kaige smacks her in the face with his kendo stick! Falcoon - Come on now! Burst - Does Alexis... I mean.. Is Alexis sucki... Wait.. no way. I'm just drunk. Kissens - Well I heard that Referee Andrew Caps was doing favors for Angel on a rumor hotline, but I didn't know that people were giving favors back! Alexis pushes the referee back and crawls over to Kimberly, she rolls her leg and the ref counts.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - The final contestant.. Z! Kissens - Formerly Shannon Winters.. Now to be known as Z. PA System - At the bottom of a swimming pool, I think I found a clue. I know, that I'm getting CLOSER.. A large explosion happens on the stage. The fans all jump to their feet looking towards the entrance ramp. Immediately after the pyro, "Dead and Gone" by I am the Avalanche starts to play. Falcoon - Can you believe what Kaige and Alexis just did? How much bull shit is that? Kissens - She did what she had to do to win! Burst - She put her face on a referee's crotch! Everyone knows that referees and disc jockey's are the two worst kinds of people in the world! PA System - She's Gone Away, She's gone away. I need to hear her say the world doesn't mean as much as you do. Then the curtain pushes open and from the back "Z" walks out then darts down the ramp into the ring. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Z is in the ring before Alexis can get up from her previous pinfall. Z waits for Alexis to stand then spears her to the mat! Falcoon - Z is striking first! Z begins laying lefts and rights to Alexis's head. The referee warns her about the closed fist before finally pulling Z off Alexis. Alexis crawls backwards on her rear back into the corner where she wipes the blood from her lip then looks at it. She gets an angry face and runs towards Z! Z pushes the referee out of the way and Alexis shoulder tackles Z into the corner! Z is smashes against the turnbuckle, and before she can catch a breath Alexis delivers a northern lights suplex! Alexis grasps her shoulder after landing the move and falls against the ropes.. The referee walks over to check on Z, Kaige slides Alexis the WoW title belt! Falcoon - Oh come on! Kissens - Who says cheaters never win? Kaiges jogs to the otherside of the ring and climbs onto the aprion, the referee gets in his face telling him to get down. Kimberly and Alexis get to their feet at the same time.. Kimberly comes in from behind, Alexis turns and plows her with the WoW title belt! Kimberly drops to the mat, Alexis throws the title out of the ring and quickly pins.. Kaige hops down with his hands in the air, the ref turns and counts.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. Your winner... Successful in the Cuntlet match.. The WoW Champion Alexis Cage! We cut backstage to the OWF World Champion Angel walking down the hallway. The cheering fans can be heard through the thick walls of the arena. Angel stops abruptly at a door that reads "Jackie Kissens" He looks down and on the floor in front of him is a pair of silky pink thongs. He gives it a disgusted look and takes a step. He stops for a moment as the idea strikes him! Angel - Oh this is gonna be good! "Put the champions on your crotch!" I gotta find Draco.. And a.. stick! Angel looks around him then sees an old man in the lobby, he runs over to him and grabs his cane. Angel - I promise I'll bring it back! Old Man - Heeeeyyyy! Angel runs back to the hallways and scoops up the panties with the cane, just as he turns around he bumps just to chest with Kaige. Angel's grin turns into a stare down of intensity. Kaige - Watch it! Angel cracks a smile and pats his title belt that lies around his waist. Kaige looks down at the panties and chuckles. Kaige - Nice Panties... Baby FACE! Kaige continues to laugh as he walks away, Angel flings the underwear and hits Kaige in the back of the head with them. Kaige slowly turns around and Angel drops the stick and takes a step forward. Draco steps in from the side and splits the two apart. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a Network Title ladder match! Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System... But the camera remains in the back. I wanna get psycho Draco - Not now! We have something important to take care of! Alexis - Kaige! We gotta go! Your theme just hit! Kaige and Angel continue the stare down until Kaige turns away and heads for the ring. We cut back to ringside... Missy Janson - Already in the ring.. He is the OWF Network Champion! ... Ali Khadafi! Falcoon - Alot of friction between the two of them, Kaige has yet to recieve a one on one with Angel for the title! Burst - Ewww... I wouldn't touch Jackie's panties with a stick! Bugs crawl! Kissens - You should be glad I'm not wearing any panties right now! Burst - Ugghhhh.... Missy Janson - Making his way to the ring from Dallas Texas.... Kaige! Kaige walks out to a decent pop from the crowd as they start small mosh pits along the arena floor. Need to get psycho On the way to the ring Kaige hops the barriers and joins a small crowd in a mosh pit and starts to push fans around. He exits the mosh pit, jumps back over the barriers and enters the ring jumping up on the turnbuckle signaling to the crowd to get louder. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Both men drop and head for the ladders outside the ring, Kaige folds one up and slides it under the ropes, Ali grabs one from under the ring and slides it in. They return at the same time and both go for their ladders.. They hold the ladders out in front of each other across their bodies then play chicken towards each other! Kaige puts his ladder at chest level, but Ali throws his ladder like a lawn dart and nails Kaige across the head with it. Kaige falls backwards on the mat with Ali's ladder landing on his face. He shakes his head, confused on what happened, but manages to push the ladder off himself. Ali grabs Kaige's ladder and starts setting it up in the middle of the ring. Ali grabs the other ladder off the mat and sets it up in the corner so its laying on the two middle ropes.. Falcoon - This isn't looking good for the Imperium member here! Ali grabs by the head and pulls him up, then sends him forehead first into the ladder in the corner! Kaige falls limp to one knee, leaning forward with his blood dripping head. Ali runs from the other side of the ring and shoves his knee into the back of Kaige's head! Kaige falls onto the mat and Ali turns his attention to the ladder, he looks it over then begins to climb... He reaches the 4th step and Kaige crawls up to his feet. By the 5th rung Kaige has already shot off the ropes.. Rung 6 and Ali reaches towards the sky.. Kaige plows into the ladder and it begins to tip, Ali leaps off and the ladder tumbles over. Falcoon - Really suprised Kaige stood up right then. Kissens - Especially after the match he had 2 weeks ago with Jesse Williams! Brutal one that was! Ali grabs the ladder and sets it back up.. He turns around and sees the foot of a ladder coming towards his face, Ali ducks and Kaige tumbles forward as he hits the ropes with the ladder he's holding sticks halfway out over the top rope. Ali leans to the side, Kaige tries to side step with him, but Ali goes a step back under the other side of the ladder resting on the ropes and Kaige's hands. Ali grabs the ladder and shoves the top back into Kaige's mouth! Kaige hits the mat and the ladder is left to rest proped up from the mat, to on the top rope. Ali begins to climb the set up ladder once again.. At the 4th rung Kaige is back up! Kaige heads for the side of the ladder and begins to climb.. It becomes a race upward, Ali touches the bottom of the title and it dangles over his head. Kaige reaches up from 2 rungs below and punches Ali in the gut! Ali wobbles a bit, then Kaige purposly jerks his weight to the side and the ladder tips! Ali leaps off his rung and lands ontop of the top rope belly first.. Kaige leaps off, but misses his mark and lands leg first into the proped up ladder used earlier! Kaige instantly scream as his leg snaps and you see blood pour out from under his jeans! Falcoon - OH MY GOD! The sickening sound of a man breaking his leg! Burst - Fuckkk... I almost threw up my scotch! Kaige is hanging upside down from the proped ladder with his leg bent around it. Ali falls back into the ring from being straddled on the top rope. Ali seizes the oppertunity and heads up the ladder. The fans begin to applaud the men and Ali grabs his title. Missy Janson - Here is your winner and STILL OWF Network Champion.. Ali Khadafi!
A soft rolling thunder echos out over the ocean as clouds begin to draw inwards towards the sand. A quick flash takes you across the Panama Canal and the Panama bridge. The thunder cracks and gives a loud BOOM! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A screaming voice comes over your speakers following by a ticking noise. Instantly it turns into a guitar as the starting melodies of "Ready to Fall" by Rise Against begins to play. Wings won't take me An image of Jesse Williams climbing a ladder turns to dust as he reaches the top.. It's followed by Angel and Plague both climbing the Tower of Death and vanishes just as Plague loses his grip and begins to fall. So take a step The scene cuts to Caine hitting Kaige in the head with a trashcan. Then Aphrodisia being slammed from the top of a ladder to the ground! Now I'm standing on the rooftop ready
to fall The next clip shows Alexis Cage falling from the strap and hitting the ladder face first before falling to the mat. The final shot has Angel smirking at the camera as he pats the OWF, Network, and Tag Team titles.
RETURNS!
Falcoon - Power Hour Returns! Thursday September 6th in Newark New Jersey! Kissens - Tickets are sold out! But you can catch it on the OWF network LIVE! Falcoon - Just recieved word that Kaige is in the back with medical trainers who appartently trying to mend up a broken leg the best they can! Burst - Kaige doesn't wanna go to a Mexican hospitol! He'd walk in for blood and walk out craving burritos. Falcoon - Not to mention smells like burritos! Kissens - On the bright side, he'd be great in cage matches! Burst - Oh ho ho.. Falcoon - HAHA! Yea because he... could.. climb and...stuff. Burst - We know. We got the joke... Falcoon - Ohh these jokes never get old! EVER! We cut backstage to the executive officer where Vic Powers is standing in front of DK's desk. Vic Powers - That was NOT in our agreement! That was NOT part of the deal! I'm not wrestling YOUR way! I'm wrestling MY way! You'll listen to me! Besides... our agreement is VALID till tomorrow! So I'm not wrestling! Prez DK - Oh is that so? Vic Powers - That's RIGHT! Prez DK - I'll tell you what Vic.... You go ahead and pack your little bags up.. You go home tonight and get some sleep. Take the week off ya know?... DK pats him on the shoulder, Vic gives him an unsure look as they head for the door. DK opens it up and Vic steps through. Vic Powers - Really? Prez DK - Oh sure! Take the week off... Because next week... You'll HAVE HELL TO PAY! DK slams the door in Vic's face and the camera's head back to the ring. Falcoon - Apparently Powers will NOT be in this match tonight! Burst - Multi people hardcore matches are fun! Falcoon - Hey! Insted of Shitty Sixway, lets call this a "FUCKING" Fiveway! Kissens - Niccccce. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a PDA five man elimination match! Introducing first... From Nashville, TN... Jeff Thomas! I'm a misplaced man "Misplaced" by Sonata Arctica plays from this point as the Voice of Reason, Jeff Thomas makes his way from the back amidst the jeering boos from the crowd. He yells at them "I'm doing this for you!" as he walks up the ring steps into the ring with no expression on his face. He smugly looks at the crowd as he leans back in his corner to begin the match. Missy Janson - Introducing next.. The lights in the arena quickly fade completely out. There is silence for a few moments until we hear these words boom over the PA... You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes... A gunshot rings out as the crowd buzzes. We remain in complete darkness and silence when suddenly a large gold explosion goes off around the entrance as we are immediately thrown into the vocals of "Atlantis A.D." by (hed) P.E. A gold spotlight shines down in front of the entrance as Brett Lukas emerges from the backstage area wearing a black leather hooded trenchcoat - hood up, coat open. Brett stands on stage, raising his arms in crucifix position. Missy Janson - Now making his way to the ring from Jacksonville, FL..."The Golden Boy" BRETT LUKAS!!! Brett struts arrogantly down the ramp and rolls in under the bottom rope as he reaches the ring. He leaps to his feet and runs to the nearest turnbuckle and leaps to the top rope, flipping his hood off and outstretching his arms in an arrogant stance as the crowd continues to give a mixed reaction. Brett leaps down and removes his coat, tossing it over the top rope to the outside. Missy Janson - Introducing next.. Tony Star! Revenge is sweet "The Untouchable" Tony Star heads out as "Shame" by Stabbing Westward plays Black and white strobe lights follow Tony star as he argues with fans. Once he gets to the ring he climbs the turnbuckle and sits, as he watches for his opponent. Missy Janson - Now making his way to the ring... From Seattle Washington.. Spaz! The lights go out and the opening cords to Drain the Blood(The Distillers) blares over the PA. They lights come on dim and the silouette of a figure stands on the stage. The figure turns his head and reveals himself to be "The Misfit" Spaz. The lights come back on fully and the crowd begins to roar. Spaz is wearing his leather jacket with a Misfits sweater, and his hair in Liberty Spikes as he makes his way to the ring. Fire pyro begins to engulf the stage and Spaz walks through the fire till he gets to the ring. He walks up the steps and gets into the ring via the middle rope. Missy Janson - AND FINALLY... From Dover England.... Kastor Von Rouge! The base line for 7 nation army hits as the lights start to flicker in the arena. Kastor steps out onto the ramp, dressed in his three piece suit complete with top hat and cain. I'm gonna fight 'em off And the message comin' from my eyes says leave it alone... Kastor slowly makes his way to the ring with a spotlight on him. He twirls his cain and laughs at the people who jeer him. Don't wanna hear about it And the feeling coming from my bones says find a home... He walks around the ring a few times and stops to argue with fans. I'm going to Wichita Far from this opera forevermore And the stains comin' from my blood tell me "Go back home"... Kastor removes his hat , jacket and vest. He hands his cain to the time keeper and climbs into the ring. Falcoon - The next generation of OWF wrestlers in the ring right here! Big BIG oppertunity for them! Burst - Matches like this show you how much these young guys want fame! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The bell rings and all five wrestlers looking around at one another. Tony Star is the first to move leaping at Jeff Thomas. Thomas easily avoids it and slams Tony Star face first into the turnbuckle. Spaz runs at Kastor Von Rogue and hits him with a clothesline. Kastor gets knocked back into Brett Lukas sending Lukas out in between the middle ropes. Falcoon - Too much action to follow! Spaz starts laying the boots into Kastor Von Rogue before mounting him and laying into him with punch after punch. Jeff Thomas grabs Tony Star by the head and drops him in a spike DDT. He stands up and looks around the ring looking for another target, but sees that Spaz and Kastor are busy. Brett Lukas slides into the ring with a chair. Jeff Thomas sees him out of the corner of his eye. Thomas spins and punches the steel chair right into Lukas’ face. Lukas drops the chair and hits the mat. Thomas holds the chair above his head and the fans cheer for the inevitable carnage. Jeff Thomas backs off waits for Lukas to get to his feet. Lukas looks dazed as he gets to one knee. Thomas throws the chair at Lukas, but Lukas catches it. Thomas rushes at Lukas and slams an elbow into the chair. Lukas falls to the mat with the steel chair over his face. Spaz picks up Kastor Von Rogue. Kastor shoves Spaz back and throws a few wild punches. Spaz avoids them and hits a dropkick sending Von Rogue into the corner. Tony Star gets up rubbing his head to see Brett Lukas get a hard jumping stomp to his steel chair covered face. The crowd groans as Jeff Thomas makes the cover. One, Two, THREE!! Missy Janson - The first elimination is Brett Lukas by Jeff Thomas! Spaz rushes into Kastor and hits a body splash. Kastor stumbles forward, but Spaz grabs him by the hair and spins him around to throw him outside the ring. Tony Star dives at Jeff Thomas, but Thomas has the ring presence to sense the opponent. He spins catching Thomas by the head and dropping him into a DDT onto the chair that is still on Lukas’ face. Star is starting to bleed and Lukas is doing much the same. Thomas makes another pin this time on Tony Star. One, Two, THREE!! Missy Janson - Back to back eliminations by Jeff Thomas! This time scoring a victory over Tony Star! Spaz hears the ring bell again and shrugs it off. He grabs the time keeper’s bell and levels Kastor Von Rogue with it. The ding echoes throughout the arena. Kastor falls backwards knocking into the ring steps and separating them. Spaz quickly climbs the guardrail and runs down it leaping off hitting his signature corkscrew swanton bomb, or better known as Spazism. He crushes Von Rogue between his body and the steel steps. Spaz holds his ribs as he makes the pinfall. One, Two, Three! Missy Janson - Scoring the third elimination of the night on Kastor Von Rogue is "The Misfit" Spaz! Spaz gets into the ring clutching his ribs. Jeff Thomas watches him with the dented and bloody chair in his hand. Spaz takes a step at Thomas and avoids a swing of the chair that would make Barry Bonds proud. Spaz goes for a clothesline, but Thomas drops the chair and rolls out of the way. Thomas stands up and Spaz is there. Spaz goes for a boot to the gut. Thomas grabs it. Throws Spaz’s leg up into the air. Spaz lands on his feet! Both men rush at one another. Double clothesline! Both men are down! The two competitors eventually stand up and this time Spaz is closer to the chair. He kicks it up with his feet at Thomas. Thomas swats it away with his arm, but Spaz is already into the air. He hits a flying elbow flowing Jeff Thomas. Spaz immediately goes to the top rope and jumps off hitting a high impact moonsault. He goes for the pin quickly hoping to end it here. One, Two, THRE–NO! Falcoon - Another close one! Where did Nick go? Kissens - Took a piss break! Chris wasn't here this week so he didn't have a better time to do it. Spaz slams the mat in frustration and pulls himself up and goes to the outside grabbing a weapon. He pulls out a leap pipe and slides back into the ring slamming the pipe into his hand. Thomas gets up holding his ribs. Spaz runs at Thomas and slams the end of the pipe into his gut. Thomas screams as he hits the mat clutching his ribs. Spaz connects with another shot. And another. Each time slamming the pipe into the mid section of Jeff Thomas. Spaz holds the pipe in the air as the crowd gives him a chorus of boos. He mouths off and then turns back to Jeff Thomas who quickly grabs Spaz and goes for the small package. One, Two, THR–A near fall! In his weakened state Thomas can’t hold Spaz in the pin. Thomas and Spaz get up at the same time. Spaz still holding his lead pipe and Jeff Thomas clutching his ribs. Spaz moves to make the killer blow, the lead pipe to the head. Thomas ducks it and then dives sending his head into the sternum of Spaz. Spaz is gasping for air as Thomas picks up the lead pipe. Spaz drops to his knees as Jeff Thomas sets up the chair behind him. Spaz is starting to regain himself, but Thomas slams the pipe down on his head. Kissens - OWW! Eww! EEK! Falcoon - Practicing your sex talk? Kissens - Yes. Spaz stumbles backwards already busted open from the pipe. His body bounces off the ropes and stumbles back into Thomas. Thomas grabs Spaz and then throws him over his head in a exploder suplex straight into the chair. Spaz flatters the chair and lands hard. His body lays around the dented and blooded chair. Thomas falls down clutching his ribs letting his arm drap over the former PDA Champion. One, Two, Three! Missy Janson - Here is your winner... With a promised shot at the PDA title... Jeff Thomas! Colton Hurst is seen backstage prepping himself for the match. He goes to the back of the room and upon his return, there is a bottle of "White Zin" sitting upon his changing area with a note attached. Colton looks around to see if anyone claims the bottle, but no one is around. He opens the card and it reads.. "Good Luck Tough Guy." Colton clutches the note and glares at the bottle. He then tosses the note to the floor, grabbing the bottle and smashing it against the wall. You can hear Colton shouting from down the hall. Colton - Alright, who's the wise fuck? We cut back to ringside. Falcoon - Jackie! What did we tell you about leaving notes on people's doors! Kissens - Everyone loves a cute ass.. Nobody likes a smart ass! Burst - Burnnn.. "Deity" by Dir En Gray starts to play as Trent Steel walks out to the ring mic in hand, followed by Alexis Cage. Falcoon - Like we NEED to see anymore of these people... Crap. Burst - Fuck em' Trent Steel - Well hello OWF...Welcome to the last night of the so called greatest stable in the history of this shithole. "The Imperium" is offically down to two yet again! Does that mean the end? Is it over? Who will stand up for...hey Alexis what the hell we stand for again? Alexis Cage - Who knows or cares. Trent Steel - So I bet you guys are wondering who I am going to pull to fit in here now right? The answer is no one. Cage and I can handle this shit by ourselves. Fuck Plague! Fuck Kaige! Fucking little bitches need to get the hell outta the way for the new order around here. Angel - SHUT THE FUCK UP! Angel and Draco step out from behind the entranceway. Alexis Cage - Wow...look what the cat puked up. Angel - You can talk all you want Cage. I just want to stop that whiny bitch in the ring next to you. Suddenly a "You Fucking Suck" chant starts right behind the announcers. Falcoon - What the hell...GET THE CAMERAS OVER HERE!! Burst - Huh?...You gotta be shitting me. Falcoon - How come everytime Angel and Draco are around... Jackie disappears? I don't get it! The cameras shift to see the entire first few rows behind the announcers are guys and girls wearing "Imperium" t-shirts and black oakleys with red lenses. They are all chanting in unison. We cut back to Angel and Draco who look shocked as hell. Alexis is shaking her head in disbelief. Trent smirks. Trent Steel - Oh did I forget to mention something. Apparently I got a fan fair. I give you..."THE CULT OF STEEL!" Cult of Steel - BLACKHEART ROCKS! BLACKHEART ROCKS!! Angel - What the hell? Draco grabs the mic from Angel. Draco - You people are actually cheering for this fucker? Cult of Steel - SHUT UP EMO!! SHUT UP EMO!! Draco can't believe it. He drops the mic and starts to walk off. Trent Steel - What's wrong Ryan? What? Fans cheering for the bad guy? Wow I guess that really fucks your world up huh buddy AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Angel - Your ass is ours tonight fucker! Trent Steel - Hey Angel... Angel -... Trent Steel - I'd be worried about your partner...I think he just realized that he's not made... Cult of Steel - STERNER STUFF!! Angel walks out of the entranceway as Alexis laughs at Trent's stroke of brilliance. Trent Steel - I know you got a lot of problems right now girl. I meant what I said when I asked you to join. You want to do this. I'm here for ya. You want to rain hell on this place with me. Cult of Steel - FUCK THE WOLRD UP!! Alexis Cage - Trent...I... Trent Steel - I won't run away from you when you need me. I got your back as long as you don't betray me. Alexis Cage - Then in that case. She grabs the mic. Alexis Cage - All you morons in the back get ready...The Imperium Age...is just getting started! The ring empties as The Imperium head to the back. Falcoon - This is surreal. Burst - Hell yes it is! You people are insane! God I need some pot to stomach you guys! Cult of Steel - BURST IS A HOMO! BURST IS A HOMO! Burst - Fuck you ya little bitches! Cult of Steel - NOT IF YOU PAID US!! NOT IF YOU PAID US!! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a Network Title Triple Threat Contender match! Introducing first.. Already in the ring.. Dude Job! The fans go nuts as he gives them a sly thumbs up. Missy Janson - Introducing next... From Nashville, TN... Colton Hurst! Standing on top of the ramp, Colton Hurst stands there looking over the crowd and the ring. Colton walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He stands up and walks over the corner. Leaning against the ropes he waits for the match to start. Missy Janson - And Finally... From New York, NY... Paranoia! The PA System blasts the sounds of AC/DC's Hells Bells as Paranoia strolls with a purpose towards the ring. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Dude Job and Colton Hurst exchange right hands, Dude blocks a punch and grabs Hurst by the arm then tosses him into the ropes.. Paranoia takes Hurst off guard with a running boot to the head from the side! Hurst hits the mat and rolls out of the ring. Dude Job sneaks up from behind Paranoia and rolls him up.. 1...2.. Paranoia kicks out. The two men rush back to their feet, Dude Job runs towards Paranoia, Paranoia darts forward and plants him with a hard clothesline! Kissens - I think Paranoia has this one pretty well wrapped up. Burst - Wrapped up.. hum... Something Tann shoulda done before knocking you up huh Jackie! Falcoon - Zzzzaaaaa! Hurst slides back in the ring behind Paranoia, He goes on the instant attack but Paranoia turns and catches him by the throat and shoves him backwards over the top rope! Hurst hits the floor below and Paranoia walks over to Dude Job, Dude Job leans up and punches Paranoia in the mid section, Paranoia staggers backwards but reacts quickly with a big boot to Dude Job's face! Falcoon - Huge shot from Paranoia! Right in the face! DJ hits the mat, Hurst climbs back into the ring.. Paranoia whips around and catches Hurst in a spear! Hurst rolls out of the ring, DJ gets back to his feet and runs up behind Paranoia who is just standing up.. He shoves Paranoia face first into the turnbuckle, Paranoia staggers backwards and DJ rolls him up.. 1...2... Paranoia kicks out! Dude Job pushes him down and re pins.. Falcoon - Awwwl man.. Not my chair! Burst - Ha! You just got robbed! Panzy! 1... Hurst snatches the chair out from under Gordie and slides back into the ring with it.. 2... CLANK! CLANK! Hurst nails Dude Job in the back with the chair, Dude Job rolls off Paranoia and Hurst swings again, nailing Paranoia in the head with it! The ref calls for the bell. Falcoon - I don't think I've ever seen this before.. A Disqualification in a triple threat.. Kissens - How's this gonna work? Burst - I'm just glad that horrible match is over! Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. Due to a disqualification the referee awards this match to Dude Job AND Paranoia! Falcoon - I guess that is the fairest thing you can do really. Burst - Just get outta the ring! I hate these guys!
We see Draco selling "Team Myfllya" t-shirts and other gear out in front of the arena. He's pissed off obviously. Draco - Fucking little...son of a...what the? Next to him at another merchandise booth we see "Imperium" t-shirt start coming up as other Trent Steel and Imperium merchandise starts showing up. We see Angel walk past this booth. Angel - Fucking copycat. Draco - I'm going to kill the moron who brought this shit in here. Jason Blood - That would be me. We see Trent's brother in law and long time tag team partner Jason Blood putting up the merchandise. Draco - I thought you weren't getting involved with this. Jason Blood - With what? Making money for my client? You forget since Amber's out I am technically Trent's manager. It's just business Ryan. Draco - Well at least you didn't bring... Justin Zane - WOOOO!!! Come one come all...Get your "Fuck A ROBO-BETSY Bumper Sticker" on sale right here! Angel -...He's gonna pay for this. Draco - Oh you have no idea! Cut back to the arena. Falcoon - Those fuckin guys! Kissens - I'm back! Burst - Jackie = Angel Falcoon - Humm... You just may be onto something! The camera's cut backstage to the hallway where AnaStasia stop Medae in her tracks. Anastasia - Best of luck to you tonight Medea. This is nothing personal, it's strickly business. I hope your first match won't turn out to be your last. I'm telling you now, I plan on fighting, and doing whatever it takes to win. You just happened to be one of the people who stand in my way to Alexis. I will NOT leave that ring tonight a loser! Alexis Cage will be mine! Anastasia smiles at Medea and pats her on the shoulder as they get ready to head to the ring. Falcoon - Iron Man rules with women participants! I am also told that this match will have PDA rules! Kissens - No count outs, falls count anywhere with no disqualification! Burst - I do have to say, I like how Alexis ran with the contender system. She's calling her own shots! Smart strategy. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a 20 minute Iron Woman match! With the winner going on to face Alexis Cage in a 5 Minutes of Lame match NEXT WEEK on Addiction! Introducing first.. Already in the ring... Medea Jane McTierney! Medea raises her arm to the crowd who takes in her beauty. Falcoon - This is Medea's first big appearance here in the OWF. She's been training in the new development program and will be given the oppertunity to step up with one of the WoW's finest! The arena goes dim, only a red strobe light flickers towards the entrance. The chords to "The Fragile" begin. "She shines A downpour of single-stemmed red roses begins from the rafters covering the entire arena. Missy Janson - Her opponent! From Santa Barbara California.... AnaStasia! "fragile Anastasia emerges slowly from the curtain dressed in a pair of razor-cut denim jeans, a black tank top and black thigh-high boots and carrying a single stemmed red rose in her left hand while walking to the ring. she reads the minds of all the people as
they pass her by Anastasia steps onto the apron with the rose between her teeth, she stands gazing blankly to the crowd. We'll find the perfect place to go where
we can run and hide Taking the rose into her hand, Anastasia places the flower to her ebony colored lips kisses each peddle. it's something I have to do Anastasia tosses the rose into the crowd and awaits the bell. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) 20 MINUTES Ana rushes across the ring and delivers a side flying forearm that knocks Medae on the mat.. Both women quickly leap back up, Medae grabs Ana by the arm and irish whips her into the ropes.. Ana leaps through the air.. Hurricanronna into a pin .. 1...2. kickout by Medae! Ana gets up quickly and climbs up the turnbuckle.. Senton splash! Ana covers again.. 1...2... Medae kicks out again! Ana lifts Medae up and irish whips her into the ropes Ana does a drop down but Medae stops in her tracks and delivers a quick elbow to the back on the neck! Medae quickly back to her feet, she lifts up Ana, Ana drives her thumb into Medae's eye then sends her into the ropes.. She bounces off and Ana trips her in mid run, sending Ana crashing into the ropes and landing upside down on the mat! Falcoon - That was dirty! Kissens - I LOVE IT! Ana steps around Medae and grabs her legs and rolling her up in a pin, Ana puts her feet on the ropes for leverage... 1...2...3! Missy Janson - AnaStasia scores the first pinfall! Falcoon - If she can pin Alexis in that ammount of time next week, she'll get her title shot! Medae points to the ropes and screams at the ref as Ana whips herself into the ropes again, Medae leaps to her feet... Ana tries for another hurricaronna, Medae catches her and has her in powerbomb position! Ana shifts her weight towards the ropes and dumps Medae and herself over the top rope with the hurricanronna! 15 MINUTES Both women lay on the floor.. Ana springs to life and leaps on her feet! She runs over to the commentary table and grabs a chair, she walks back over to where Medae is laying and sits the chair in the sitting position in front of her.. Ana backs up and runs towards the chair, before she can reach it Medae grabs the bottom of the chair and tosses it right into Ana while she leaps through the air! Kissens - That caught Anastasia right in the face! Falcoon - Yeah she's out cold. Medae crawls over and pins Ana.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Medae scored a pinfall! The Score is tied at ONE! Falcoon - Medae evens it up! I'm stunned! Burst - I wanna do em'! Medae crawls off Ana and pulls herself up the ring aprion.. She begins to ascend the turnbuckles! The fans begin to scream as she reaches the top.. Medae leaps off with a high arching moonsault!.. As she floats through the air, Ana climbs up to her feet.. Ana catches Medae on her shoulders! Falcoon - Holy shit! She caught Medae in mid air! Ana falls back with the fireman's carry and drive's Medae's body into the chair with a soman drop! The fans scream as the chair folds in half and the sound of crunching hits their ears. Ana just rests the back of her head on Medae's midsection and the ref begins his count.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - AnaStasia scored another pinfall! The score is now... Anastasia 2, Medae 1. They lay and rest as the match continues.. Ana rolls off Medae then grabs her legs and rolls her up.. 1...2...3! Falcoon - Oh a quick jump for Ana! Kissens - She got 6 seconds off that soman drop! Missy Janson - AnaStasia scored another pinfall! The score is now... Anastasia 3, Medae 1. 10 MINUTES Ana releases the pin, then tries it again by hooking Medae's leg.. The ref counts.. 1...2... Medae kicks out this time! Ana climbs to her feet and drags Medae up with her by the hair, she grabs Medae by the arm and whips her into the guard rail! Medae falls limp on the ground.. Ana picks her up again, this time she grabs her around the back of her waist and lifts her up into the air resting Medae's back on her shoulder... She runs towards the ring and tosses Medae like a dart into the steel post! Burst - Ewww man. Yeah.. That... Yeah. She's gonna need something stronger then burbon to cure that pain tonight! Falcoon - Medae's head is busted open! Kissens - Ana is getting more and more ruthless everyday! Falcoon - She's pissed off and out for revenge on Alexis who keeps dodging her! Ana smiles as Medae lays on the ground, holding her bloody forehead... Ana makes a quick cover.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - AnaStasia scored another pinfall! The score is now... Anastasia 4, Medae 1. Ana grabs Medae by the hair and pushes her under the bottom rope into the ring. Ana grabs the steel chair and brings it in with her.. Ana pulls Medae away from the ropes and locks in the Death Trap!! Medae struggles towards the ropes, Ana's hands are soaked in blood from the grip over Medae's face! Medae reaches over and grabs the bottom rope.. The referee shrugs and warns Medae that's a PDA rules match and their isn't a rope break! Kissens - I didn't know we don't have a rope break in PDA matches! Falcoon - Duhh! Medae submits and Ana breaks the hold.. Missy Janson - AnaStasia scored another pinfall! The score is now... Anastasia 5, Medae 1. Ana drags Medae towards the center of the ring by her foot then slams the chair down ontop of Medae's stomach.. Ana dives off with a backwards moonsault! Medae quickly arches her knees and holds the chair on the top of her knees!.. Falcoon - Playing possum! Oh NO! Ana lands stomach first ontop of the chair and Medae's arched knees! Ana flops down on the mat holding her mid section in pain.. Medae leaps onto the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a shooting star press! Falcoon - Medae with the Fall from Grace! She lands it on Ana and makes a quick hook over the leg.. 1...2...3! Falcoon - It's 5 to 2.. And we are approaching the 5 minute mark! Burst - I doubt she'll get 3 pinfalls on Ana in 5 minutes.. Missy Janson - Medae scored another pinfall! The score is now... Anastasia 5, Medae 2! 5 MINUTES Medae scoops up the chair and waits for Ana to stand.. She throws the chair and knocks Ana backwards with it! Medae paces the ring, excited as she looks up to the clock! 4:40 Ana rolls under the rope and tries to stand up on the aprion.. Medae shoots herself off the ropes, then hits the other ends ropes and springboard clotheslines Ana off the aprion to the floor! Medae leaps off the top rope with another springboard and tackles Ana over the guard rail into the front row! Burst - AH! Luckiest fans ever to have those bitches in their laps! 4 MINUTES Ana pushes Medae off and Medae pushes the guard rail out towards the ring in a V shape... Medae leaps ontop of the guard rail then slingshots herself through the air and lands a moonsault ontop of Ana and two fans... Medae quickly covers.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Medae scored another pinfall! The score is now... Anastasia 5, Medae 3! Falcoon - She only has two left to tie it up! Medae rolls off and looks up to the clock... 3:25 Medae folds up a chair and places it on top of Ana.. She leaps over the guard rail and onto the ring aprion.. Medae climbs into the ring then launches herself onto the top ropes.. Slingshot shooting star press! Ana rolls out of the way and Medae lands ontop of the two fans. Medae thanks the men for breaking her fall, as she turns Ana throws a chair at her, Medae ducks it and Ana grabs her by the arm... She tries to bring her down into the death trap! 3 MINUTES Medae struggles to break out of the arm lock and finally decides to go for a spear, she pushes Ana backwards through the chairs and fans with her shoulder on Ana's mid section... Ana reacts quickly by DDTing Medae into the cement floor! Falcoon - Ohhh man! On the floor! Kissens - Medae better pull out something fast! 2:40 Ana makes a quick pin, the referee is late to the scene because of the fans in his way.. He drops for the count.. 1...2... Medae kicks out! The fans cheer and Ana pins her again.. 1...2 Medae kicks out a little quicker this time. Ana stands and grabs Medae by the head then drags her over to the guard rail, she dumps her bloody body over the rail, back to the ringside area... Ana climbs ontop of the guard rail and leaps off with a leg drop attempt but Medae rolls out of the way! Ana hits rear first ontop of the thing padding at ring side. 2 MINUTES Medae jumps to her feet and runs at Ana, she tries a quick drop kick but Ana scoots out of the way and Medae comes up short... Ana grabs her legs and rolls her over in a leg over head pin.. .1...2... Medae kicks out! Both women roll over and back onto their feet. Ana turns and picks up a chair, before she can do anything Medae has jumped to the aprion and leaps off with a missle drop kick sending the chair back into Ana's face! Medae scurries over and pins... 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Medae scored another pinfall! The score is now... Anastasia 5, Medae 4! Falcoon - That's the third pinfall in the last 5 minutes for Medae! She rolls off Ana and looks up at the clock! 1:15 Medae rests on her hands and knees for a moment and time ticks away... Kissens - You better do something Medae! Falcoon - She's watching her title shot slip away already! 1:10 Medae climbs to her feet, the camera zooms in on her bloody face, she reaches down for the chair slowly and Ana kicks her right in the face! Medae falls backwards and Ana rolls to her feet while pulling the chair up with her! 1 MINUTE Ana leans over to catch her breath then slides back into the ring... She looks down at Medae then climbs up the turnbuckle... The crowd begins to cheer as Medae stands and climbs onto the aprion.. Ana waits for Medae to climb up onto the turnbuckle with her.. 40 SECONDS Medae lungers forward and head butts Ana! Ana staggers back, but uses her grip of the ropes to stay on the turnbuckle... Medae hooks Ana's head and tugs on her waist band... 30 SECONDS Falcoon - She's trying to suplex Ana from the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring! Medae tugs and Ana's feet come up a bit, but Ana pulls all her weight back and lands a huge vertical suplex in the center of the ring! The ring shakes for a few seconds and the fans begin to rise... Kissens - One pinfall send it into overtime! 15 SECONDS Medae is the first to move! She crawls over to Ana who is inches away... 10... She drapes her hand over Ana! 1...2.... KICK OUT! 4... Missy Janson - Here is your winner... With a score of 5 to 4... AnaStasia! Falcoon - These women put on one hell of a match tonight! Ana walks over to the time keepers table and grabs a mic, still huffing and out of breath. AnaStasia - ALEXISSS!!!! You're ass is mine now bitch! Ana throws down the mic and steps over Medea while heading to the back. Falcoon - Next week we'll come to you live from Joinville Brazil! With Alexis Cage Vs Anastasia in a 5 minutes of lame challenge! Kissens - Alexis is giving Ana MORE than a fair shot here! Falcoon - After avoiding her week after week! Sheeesh! We cut behind the curtain where Alexis Cage has Anastasia by the back of the head. SMACK! She throws Ana into the side of a metal fixture! Alexis Cage - You wanna talk shit bitch!? HUH!? Talk shit now slut! Ana is on the ground, blood pouring from the forehead.. Alexis grabs her by the hair and Ana looks up and spits right in Alexis's face! Alexis Cage - BITCH! You're gonna wish you NEVER did that! Alexis slaps Ana across the face, Ana dives forward and tackles Alexis into the brick wall behind them! Mrs. Morningrod along with 3 security guards pull the women apart. Mrs. Morningrod - HOLD THEM THERE! You two wanna piece of each other that bad? Fine! This Thursday in Panama at the house show, you two will face in a Choose your Partner tag team match! Alexis Cage - Good luck finding someone to have your ugly backside bitch! The guards stay between the women as the finally settle. AnaStasia -Colton Hurst! Remember that name, it'll be on your loss record! Ana lunges forward and spits on Alexis again. The camera's turn back to ringside. Falcoon - Alot of heat in the WoW divison right now! Kissens - It woulda took over OWF if I were running it! We cut back to Seraph sitting in his dressing room with James Caine doing pushups next to him as Seraph sits on one of the benches. Seraph - You ready for this? James Caine - Yeah...you? Seraph - Yeah. Be glad to get rid of this thing. James Caine - Hey I'm going to go get a drink you want anything? Seraph - Nope...I am content. Caine leaves. A few minutes later the door opens. Seraph - That was quick. Dude JoB - Yeah the exact opposite of your promos! Seraph doesn't have time to react as Dude JoB slams him into the concrete wall behind him and starts slamming his head over and over again into it. Dude JoB - You...are...a...long...winded...BITCH! Seraph - ugh... Dude JoB - I am going to enjoy what I am going to do to you. You say I'm gone because of you? Who the fuck are you? Oh yeah that's right...nobody. I'm Dude JoB. I am a legend of pain in this business. You are now offically my punching bag bitch! DJ gets up and picks up the PDA Title and slams it into Seraphs' face. Dude JoB - Apathetic hero...Your about to get the real hell you deserve! DJ gets up and leaves as Caine comes to the lockerroom James Caine - You... Dude JoB - You wanna start something? Trent Steel - I do. DJ turns to see Steel behind Caine. Trent smirks as DJ gets into a fighting pose. Dude JoB - Come on bastard...I got knocks for you to. We see three figures show up behind DJ. It's Angel, Draco, and Aphrodisia Jordan. Angel - We got a problem here? Trent Steel - Hmph. Not one we can't settle later. You got your pot shot in DJ. No matter...I'll still beat these fools. Now get out of here before I change my mind and unleash my wrath! Angel nods and DJ backs down. Aphrodisia, Angel, and DJ walk off. Draco glares at Steel while Caine goes to check on Seraph. Draco - Your a dead man Steel. Trent Steel - Yes. Not by your hands...I mean I still have Hope. What do you have now Ryan? Draco - Your face...is going to make Jason's look like Fabio when I'm done with yours. Trent Steel - I look forward to your loss tonight sir. Draco walks away shaking with anger. Trent turns to check on Seraph. Trent Steel - Is he all right? James Caine - He's not got a concussion. His heads busted open pretty bad in the back though. Seraph - I'm going to kill that fucker...ugh. Trent Steel - Another time we got bigger problems Seraph - Fuck you... Trent Steel - Wow. Someone needs an ego boost Seraph glares at Trent. Trent smirks. Trent Steel - Oh come on now. Your not going to get pissed at me. I'm the best shot you got at getting out of this with a win. You want to run your mouth about how much you hate this place. Pack up and get out. Or are you just a talker instead of someone who actually does it? Seraph doesn't respond. Trent turns and walks away. Trent Steel - Do not fuck this up. Because if you do. Dude JoB will be the least of your concerns. You see...I've watched you run your mouth week in and week out. You talk but you do nothing. You say you could do it better. Then prove it...or shut the fuck up. This is your night to do just that. Trent leaves the room. Seraph smirks. James Caine - You all right? Seraph - I'm fine. They're fucked! The scene fades back to the announce table. Falcoon - This main event was originally scheduled to be a cage match, but apparently they have other thoughts because I see a hell in a cell lowering on the ring! Burst - Thank god! Regular cage matches suck worse then Jackie! Falcoon - You mean they suck GOOD like Jackie? Kissens - Awwwl how sweet.... I think? Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for tonight's main event! It will be a HELL IN A CELL DOUBLE MATCH UP! Falcoon - Ok so I just recieved word VIA GUM WRAPPER PAPER from the fan behind me. It says that tonight's main event is TWO matches in one. Aphrodisia Jordan and Seraph will be fighting ontop of the cage for the PDA title. The rest will be facing inside the ring! Kissens - Can they interfere in the other matches? Burst - Don't ask me! I just work here! Falcoon - Yes and to make thing more complicated, Aphrodisia or Seraph can pin the other contestants in the match on the opposing team. Burst - I have a headache. Kissens - So Aph can pin Trent or Caine and win the match for them? Falcoon - Yes bitch. Missy Janson - Introducing first.. The contestants to fight ontop of the cage... From Alberta Canada... He is the OWF Public Display of Aggression Champion... Seraph! The three loud dongs are heard blistering across the arena as the lights dim to a cloud of darkness. The music blares out as Seraph steps out from behid the curtain, looking down to the ring with a smirk drawn across his face and a glare in his eyesthat airs pure arrogance and ego. He sniffles his nose in displeasure as he makes his way slowly down the ramp. The smirk still plastered across his face firmly as ever. The lights of camera's begin to flash periodically as he walks down the ramp way toward the squared circle. He slowly makes his way up the steel steps and takes his first step onto the cold mattress. The crowd's silence is lifted with a cheer of boo's over-powering the music that descends into the arena. He climbs up the side of the cell then stands ontop of the cell with his eyes flickering around the arena, the smirk grows larger as the light begin to turn on fully. He lowers his head and looks upwards toward the ramp, with the smirk still fixated upon his face. Missy Janson - The challenger... From Salem, New Jersey... Aphrodisia Jordan! The lights go out, plummeting the entire arena into darkness. For a few moments, there is nothing but the soft sounds of the crowds rumbling with anticipation. A low, raspy voice speaks: PA System - From now on, we are enemies… you and I. The speakers explode in the hauntingly melodic tune of “Warheart” by Children of Bodom. Images begin to pulse upon the OWFTron in time to the base beat of a pale woman’s body parts. Her hand, clutching a cigarette, black nails long and seemingly lethal. Her shoulder, marred by deep and ragged scars. I'm an outcast on the path of rebound Her naked back, littered with a bullet marks, cuts and whip marks that slice through the tattoos on her skin. Her right eye, deep blue orb piercing through the darkness, seeming to glow, accented by two, black lines cut into her skin from the middle of her forehead to below her cheek bone. The image of the woman’s scarred eye begins to pan out, exposing the other, the barbell through the bridge of her nose. Her straight, black hair hangs around her face as it pans out further, exposing her nose, the ring through her septum. Her lips drawn back into a wicked smile that hints of things to come, the three rings glimmering devilishly. Warheart! No remains from compassion or
love The images continues to pan out, exposing the rest of Aphrodisia Jordan’s body, wrapped in tight, black latex dress that goes from her breasts to her thighs. Her lips part, teeth glinting sharply as she seems to growl at the camera. The image disappears, sending the video screen into darkness. Smoke billows up from the stage, a solitary, red spotlight illuminating through it. The feminine silhouette steps out of the shadows, outlined by the single red light. Aphrodisia breaks through the wall of smoke, purple and white fireworks erupting from around the video screen and stage, the crowds erupting in thunderous cheers. Her face is lacking her piercings, but the haunting lines through her eyes are enough to make-up for it. Upon the screen, images of past triumphs, injuries and death-defying moves play across the screen. Warheart! No remains from compassion or
love Her body is clad in a pair of baggy, black jeans that remain upon her shapely hips by a studded belt with a Jolly Roger belt-buckle. Her feet are adorned with heavy combat boots with skull laces, her abdomen covered with a black wife-beater. She begins to move down the ramp as the music enters its reprieve. I'm an outcast on the path of rebound She climbs the cell, that sadistic grin still plastered on her face. Blue eyes scan the arena as she moves to her feet ontop of the cell and begins pacing like a caged animal. Warheart! I'm the warheart, Missy Janson - Introducing next.. From Croswell Michigan... James Caine! A camera is shown backstage and shows security knocking on Caine's door. The song starts as the arena goes black. The camera backstage shows Caine walking in Top hat, and trench surrounded by security. PA System - I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand. My image is of agony, my servants rape the land Caine has a satisfyingly evil grin on his face. Back in the arena the lights strobe twice with the central beat prompting the entrance video to begin. At approximately 55 seconds into the song, a spray of ice-cold mist engulfs the entrance and Caine steps into the spray. He stands there freezing for a moment before stepping through and pumping the crowd. On his way to the ring he slaps some hands. "Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine
and vain "I march before a martyred world, an
army for the fight He climbs in the cell and slides under the bottom rope of the ring. "I hold a banner drenched in blood, I
urge you to be brave He spins around and poses for the fans to erupt. He then stares down his opponent as he lowers himself into a seated position in a corner. As the bell ring Caine pulls himself up using the top rope, and heads to the center of the ring. Missy Janson - His partner... PA System - No place to run...No place to hide...The Imperium Age...Has now begun! Missy Janson - From Pittsburgh, PA.... "The Son of a Bitch..." TRENT STEEEEEL!! Diety by Dir En Gray starts to play as the lights go out. Red smoke enters the entraceway as Trent Steel emerges. He gets down the ring slowly and removes his coat and shades. Trent climbs through the ropes and gets into his fighting stance waiting for the bell to ring. Missy Janson - And FINALLY.. They are the OWF Tag Team Champions... Angel and Draco TEAM MYFLLYA! The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the ramp. Angel slowly walks out, observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He stands on the stage and waits for his partner... The lights in the arena are turned up. Turning into bright whites spots leaving the audience blinded. The lights surrounding the entranceway are doing the same, but instead of bright white they are an intense red shade. The screen comes to life with static as the PA system plays a low hum, almost like a feedback noise. The noise continues on and on. Finally, the screen flickers to life. A solid black screen with one word. The word looks to be written in puddles of blood. ...Suffer... A high pitched distorted guitar starts to play over the low hum. Playing droning notes. Again and again. Soon a bass and drums join in. All heavy, but the high pitched distorted guitar still playing over them all. The top of the screen shows blood starting to rain down the screen. Soon it covers the lettering and the whole screen is a blood red screen. Your words are a scalpel The image of blood still remains. Something seems to be coming closer from underneath the blood. Rising to the surface. An image of OWF's own Draco holding a title above his head. His body bloodied and broken. It is the Network Title. Another clip shows Draco in much the same bloodied state holding the OWF World Title. The music starts to get harder as the two images start to flicker to life. The videos are grainy and look as if you are peering at them through a thin layer of blood. SUFFER!
As the last two words are screamed through the PA a series of explosions rip from either side of the stage in a synchronized motion to the center in front of the entrance way. The explosions slowly getting bigger until the last. A figure is seen in the middle of the entrance as the explosion erupts. The man has his head down and his arms out hanging at his side. Thick clouds of smoke from the pyrotechnics hang in the air as the heavy rock music continues. Broken as I seem to be The smoke starts to clear and Draco is seen standing there with his head still down. The ash and soot covering his shoulders and face. He looks up towards the ring showing his icy blue eyes. His wrists taped as they normally are. His scarred chest is somewhat hard to look at, but his eyes remain focus. The two men walk to the ring, planning out a strategy as they walk. The reach the cell and step inside, the door is locked behind them and the bell rings... (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The OWFtron goes split screen as does the television sets around the world.
The screens goes into one and the camera's flash around the arena. The fans are going insane, loving the destruction of the cell! Falcoon - There isn't a fucking cage or cell big enough to hold these 6 competitors! This is the prime spotlight fella's eat it up! Burst - This crowd is hurting my ears! Falcoon - In all my years of being a wrestling fan.. I have never seen the FULL destruction of a cell! Aphrodisia is the only competitor left standing, she rode the cell top down to the floor and went unharmed! Trent and Caine are trapped under the side panel and the roof is wedged ontop of it. Angel and Draco are laying ontop of the side panel and Seraph is laying in a pile of wood that was once the commentary table! Aphrodisia walks over to Seraph, she stands above him, then lowers her head and licks his cheek.. She crawls onto the aprion, then onto the only uncovered turnbuckle... She leaps off towards the commentary table.. THE FRENCH KISS! Falcoon - A 630 Splash should do it! Aphrodisia hooks his leg... 1...2... Seraph kicks out! Kissens - Holy crap! I didn't see that coming! Falcoon - Ha! You should make that your catch phrase! Kissens - What?.. Oh wait. I got it! Ha! You're real FUCKIN funny. Caine begins to crawl out from under the cell panels, he fights his way to the edge and pushes it off himself.. Caine staggers over to where Aphrodisia is and grabs her by the back of the head! Aphrodisia grabs his arm and turns him into a hammer lock then grabs him around the throat and pulls him down into a back cracker! Trent crawls out from under the cell just as Aphrodisia pins Caine .. 1...2.. Trent nails Aph with a chair shot to the back of the head! Falcoon - Close call that time! Seraph grabs Aph from behind, twirls her around and kicks her in the mid section... Oblivion! Seraph makes the pin.. 1...2...Angel kicks Seraph in the back of the head to break the count! Draco slides into the ring and Angel runs over towards Trent who has made it back to his feet.. Angel grabs Trent's arm, Trent twirls around and plants Angel with a chair shot! Trent throws down the chair and drops to his knees for the pin.. Draco springboard's off the middle rope and catches Caine's head.. LIGHTS OUT! Falcoon - Lights out for Caine! That reverse DDT should do it! The referee begins his count... 1...2...3! Falcoon - Draco and Angel won! Burst - NO THEY DIDN'T! Kissens - He's right! Trent had Angel pinned first watch... The referee signals over to Missy Janson who nods her head. Missy Janson - Here are your winners... James Caine and Trent Steel! Steel jumps up and grabs his chair, he walks over to where Draco is sitting stunned.. He swats Draco across the back of the head with the chair! Steel flips him off and spits on him. Meanwhile Seraph has Aphrodisia drug to her feet, he measures her up for a overhead belly to belly suplex, she bits his arm and he releases! Angel darts in from the side and spears Seraph! He rolls off Seraph and Aph climbs up on the aprion and delivers a beautiful corkscrew moonsault ontop of Seraph's body.. She covers.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and NEW OWF Public Display of Aggression champion... Aphrodisia Jordan! Falcoon - Aphrodisia regained her title! And we're outta time! Aph holds up the title as the OWF logo spins and we fade. |
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