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MVP defeated Troy Huntley
This is a new generation.. A new breed of talent... Whispers fill your ears as the intro to music begins to play. They fade as the singing begins. If you feel... So empty.. So used up.. So
Let Down.. If you feel so angry.. So ripped off.. So
stepped on.. Your not the.. Only one. Clips of the new blood of OWF as well as old footage passes over your screen as "Riot" by 3 Days Grace plays in the background. The opening segment of Addiction grabs your attention and the theme itself becomes addicting.
Back in Scarred lockerroom Jesse Williams has apparently already knocked Angel out. Trent Steel and Plague are backing Jesse into the corner... From behind Plague is pushed head first into a wooden locker. His head bounces off the wood and he hates the ground! DK - Who the fuck is that? Jesse reaches down and grabs a chair, he throws it in Trent Steel's face. Trent stumbles backwards and trips over Plague, he falls to the ground and the two men quickly hustle out of the room. The camera's stay with Jesse, leaving his partner out of view. Burst - Jesse when I thought you couldn't get dumber... You just fucked yourself esse! They reach a safe place, in the parking lot of the arena. Jesse hunches over with his hands on his knees.. Suddenly his partner steps into the scene. The fans hit the roof and the chants are louder then ever! Falcoon - That's Greg Jackson!! Burst - What the fuck is he doing here!? Didn't you fire him DK? DK - Jackson has been on medical leave. He... God damn it. Burst - Yeah you FUCKED THAT ONE UP DIK! DK - Watch your mouth. Jesse and Greg slap hands, but he jolts forward, grabbing Jesse by the shoulders and neck.. flatliner on the pavement! Jackson leaps back up and dusts himself off then gives a sly wave with an estatic smile. Falcoon - WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? The lights in the arena flash and red, white and blue confedy shoots from the turnbuckles in the ring and cannons on the stage, clogging the arena with the patriotic colors! The presidental theme kicks in over the PA system. Burst - Oh ho ho Greg Jackson... You dirty dirty man. Suddenly the OWF-Tron switches over to Owner Meca Blight who is sitting at his desk. Meca Blight - I decided Greg Jackson is cool. So he's my canidate for OWF Contender Elect. Bye bye DK - Nooo.. no! It doesn't work like that! Falcoon - Plague, Jesse Williams and Greg Jackson.. Who will be contender elect? Burst - Can he do that? DK - Nooooo. Nooo he can't!
DK - I'm not saying it.. Falcoon - Okay, I will. AHOOOOOOO and welcome to a very special edition of Monday Addiction, I, like always am Gordie Falcoon and I'm joined by my partner in crime and in life... Burst - Watch it Falcoon.. Falcoon - ..Nick Burst and of course, the latest addition to our lovely family, Diamond Kid. DK - Ughhh Falcoon - My exact thoughts. We have a monster card lined up for you tonight. Burst - Every member of Imperium has a match tonight! DK - And I'm guaranteeing they'll all walk out victorious. Falcoon - They all have very tough matches, but first we have a singles match... DK - Who is this again in the ring? Burst - Savage Youth, he was Compound Champion? DK - Ohhh Missy Janson - Ladies and Gentlemen, our first bout is a PDA Rules Match. Introducting our first competitor who is already in the ring, former Compound Champion...Saaaavaaage Youth! He holds a thumbs up to the crowd, and they all yell "Yo!", back. DK - And who is he facing again? Burst - Your boy, Piter Svoboda. DK - Oh, sweet. Missy Janson - And his opponent, he is The Show-Opener, and The Best of 2007, please welcome Piter Svooooboda! The house lights die, sending the crowd into confused hysterics. The Outsidertron lights up in a solid white, bathing the crowd in an eerie glow. A red T cartwheels across the screen from the right, settling in the left-center of the frame. A V of the same hue drops down from above, settling into the center of the screen. In dead silence, a crimson J dissolves into the right-center of the frame. Three rapid gunshots place the letters LLC below the TVJ in black. Rapid cross-wipe to black, leaving the arena dark again. First we hear the strings, then a little bit of guitar, and finally some high hat as the intro to Jeff Buckley's "Last Goodbye" plays out over the public address system. Clips of Piter Svoboda matches rapidly flash across the big screen, with straight cuts going from one to the next. Some notable examples are of Piter walking down an entrance ramp with the MVW Lightweight strap over one shoulder and the TV title over the other, his double elimination with Cliff Hanger during the battle royal in which he won his first World title in any promotion, and his forty foot fall after he won the OWF King of the Mountain match. Interspersed are various clips from old promos, including Piter Svoboda wearing his "Piterster" get-up. A mellow folk-rock riff continues until about a minute into the song. PA System - This is our last goodbye. The crowd erupts in a mixed, but very loud, reaction, some people going so far as to pelt the entrance ramp with foodstuffs and spare change while others try to get an "M-V-Dub" chant going. Halogens flood the arena, blinding everybody who's not prepared as Jeff Buckley continues to sing soulfully. The entrance curtain jerks aside, and Piter Svoboda steps through, lit cigarette dangling from one corner of his mouth. He's wearing colorless cargo pants, a comic book-themed T-shirt over an off-white long-sleeved shirt, mirrorshades, and his ubiquitous bike chain belt and boots. His hair appears to be freshly spiked. He frantically scoops the change into his pockets, takes a sip of a tossed Coca-Cola Classic, and makes his way down to the ring. He attempts to slap hands on his way to the ring, meeting mostly with failure. Upon reaching ringside, he tosses his shades into the crowd, where one lucky "fan" stomps on them until they're reduced to unidentifiable plastic shards. Finally he pitches his cigarette, slingshots himself over the top rope, and takes a seat in his corner Burst - This guy has done nothing since he's been here besides win the Quest For The Best! DK - Yeah, thats ALL he did. Falcoon - It was impressive, but he hasn't won since. (Ding, Ding, Ding) The two men immediately meet in the middle of the ring holding different weapons. Svoboda holds a baseball bat, while Youth holds a lead pipe. The two men rear back and smack each other dead in the head with the object. They both fall to the mat. Burst - Oh what the hell! The referee starts a manditory ten count...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! Falcoon - Are you serious? Missy Janson - This match has been ruled a no contest! DK - Ugh, that sucked. Burst - Your fault. Falcoon - Guys, whatever, let's just move on. We switch to the back to see President Chase Johnson, Owner Meca Blight and Reporter Jackie Kissens sitting at a long wooden table. Behind them, a banner that reads "American Draco". Prez CJ - Okay, Semi-finals now! We have to debut our American Draco at Shock and Terror so we have to find him tonight. Kissens - Alright, so, who's first? Meca scans the piece of paper in front of him. Owner Meca - Uhhh... Prez CJ - Meca, that's blank. Meca - Oops. Prez CJ - NEXT! The door swings open and it's Cokekid and James Dunn. Dunn is dressed up like a robot animal of some sort. Meca - Ugh, get o- Prez CJ - Nah, Meca, let them go. Cokekid - Yeaaahh Dude! Prez CJ - Go on. Cokekid - Dunnbetsy, you're my only friend. You're the only one who listens to me. Dunn - Moooooooooooo! Prez CJ - I Like it! Kissens - I find that disrespectful! Meca - GET OUT! Dunn - ..Moo? Meca - OUT! The two of them scurry out of the room as Meca settles down. We switch back to the announcers booth as we see all the competitors for the WoW Battle Royal already in the ring. Falcoon - From that fiasco, we go to a PDA WoW Battle Royal. DK - ...Looks like CJ didn't die in that explosion. Falcoon - What explosion? Burst - Yeah, what are you talking about? DK - His limo..it ble- Burst - Shhh, time for the next match! WoW Battle Royal! WOO!! Missy Janson - The next bout is a WoW Battle Royal, PDA Rules Apply. Only way to be eliminated is over the top or by pinfall. The competitors are in the ring already, they are as follows, AnaStasia... The fans give a mixed reaction. Missy Janson - Prissy.. The fans boo. DK - They hate Prissy, Hahaha! Missy Janson - Alexis Cage.. The fans cheer loudly, shaking the arena. Falcoon - And they love Alexis! Missy Janson - Dixie Wrecked.. The crowd is basically silent. Missy Janson - Jessica Chisholm.. The male fans cheer loudly. Burst - *cough*whore*cough* Missy Janson - The WoW Champion..Eclipse.. The fans boo loudly, Eclipse is unphased. Missy Janson - Shannon Winters.. The fans are silent again. Missy Janson - and the Compound Champion..Kimberly Evans! The fans give her a good ovation. (Ding, Ding, Ding) Shannon Winters makes her first and last mistake as she picks up a baseball bat and charges at Eclipse. As she swing, Eclipse grabs the bat and takes it from her. Then swings the butt of the bat up so it connects with her nose. She stumbles backwards and Eclipse simply lifts her leg and boots her in the midsection as she backflips over the top rope to the floor. Missy Janson - Shannon Winters is eliminated! Burst - Damnit, fifteen seconds in and a beautiful girl is already gone! Dixie Wrecked picks up a washboard and smacks it over Eclipse's back, but it has no effect as she turns around and grabs her around the throat. Kimberly Evans attacks Jessica Chislom from behind with a chain as Alexis and AnaStasia do battle with dueling kendo sticks. Prissy attacks Alexis from behind, but AnaStasia smacks Prissy in the head and she stumbles into the ropes. AnaStasia follows up with another shot with the kendo stick that sends Prissy over the top rope. Missy Janson - Prissy has been eliminated! Falcoon - Each of these ladies is battling it out. Eclipse still has Dixie by the throat and she drops her down to the mat. Dixie tries to hit her with a steel pan, but it does no damage as Eclipse lifts her up and tosses her over the top rope like yesterdays garbage. Missy Janson - Dixie Wrecked has been eliminated! DK - This is going over pretty well, even though Eclipse is dominant. Alexis takes out AnaStasia's leg with a kendo stick shot as Evans has Chislom backed up into the corner. She lifts both of Jessica's legs up to the top rope and dumps her over as she crashes to the floor. Missy Janson - Jessica Chislom is eliminated. Eclipse comes up behind Evans and grabs her by the hair and the shorts. She quickly dumps her over the top rope, but she lands on the apron. Eclipse grabs her by the throat and lifts her into the air before chokeslamming her down to the outside. Burst - Oh my god.. Missy Janson - Kimberly Evans has been eliminated! Falcoon - Well, three remain. AnaStasia regains her footing and snap kicks Alexis in the face, and she stumbles to the ropes. AnaStasia jumps into the air and dropkicks her in the face, sending her over the top the floor. Falcoon - Now there's only two! Missy Janson - Alexis Cage has been eliminated. AnaStasia turns around and sees Eclipse standing strong. AnaStasia reaches down to the mat and grabs a slapjack and she nails Eclipse right in the forehead with it. Eclipse stumbes back, then again AnaStasia hits her with the metal slapjack and Eclipse falls to one knee. AnaStasia goes to strike her again, but Eclipse grabs her arm. She stands up and lifts AnaStasia onto her shoulders briefly before smashing her midsection on her knee. AnaStasia holds her stomach in pain as Eclipse walks right over to her, grabbing her by her hair and lifting her into a suplex position immediately she holds her up and then nails the End of Innocence right in the middle of the ring. Eclipse covers AnaStasia...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Your winner, Eclipppppseee! Burst - No surprise there. Falcoon - She dominates anybody she comes in contact with. DK - She sure has, just ask Alexis! Falcoon - Just look at Alexis.
The psychotic dress the senseless
feature, LIVE! Sunday June 24th, 2007 at the
North Shore Events Centre in Auckland, New Zealand!
The scene switches to the back. We are in one of the main hallways and, standing there handing out stickers and buttons is Jesse Williams. Williams - Vote for me for Contender Elect! Just then, Greg Jackson walks up to Jesse and knocks his box of buttons onto the floor. Williams - Hi to you too. Jackson - You don't have a shot at winning this contender elect. Williams - That's what you think. Jackson - That's not what I'm here about though. You take care of business tonight and kick the hell out of Angel, alright? The fans cheer loudly. Williams - I planned to. Jackson turns to leave. Jackson - Oh and Jesse.. He turns and swings and Jesse, but Jesse catches him with a knee to the gut. He throws Jackson into a pile of trash. Williams - Good luck to you too, you're gonna need it. Jesse sticks a "Vote for Jdubz" sticker across Jackson's forehead and walks away. Falcoon - Boy the tension is mounting for this contender elect. Burst - Even though I hate Imperium, I think Plague will win. DK - He Will win! Falcoon - We'll see. I'm reserving judgement until I see how Jackson looks. Burst - Well, his match is now. Missy Janson - Our next match is scheduled for a one fall, it is a Triple Threat Match... Burst - Now this is the match I've been looking forward to. Falcoon - So have I, Nick. How about you DK? DK - UGH I HIRED ALL THREE OF THESE GUYS! Burst - Sure ya did pal. "The Imperium Presents" Trent Steel PA System - No place to run...No place to hide...The Imperium Age...Has now begun! Missy Janson - Introducing first, representing Imperium..From Pittsburgh, PA.... "The Son of a Bitch..." TRENT STEEEEEL!! Diety by Dir En Gray starts to play as the lights go out. Red smoke enters the entraceway as Trent Steel emerges. He gets down the ring slowly and removes his coat and shades. Trent climbs through the ropes and gets into his fighting stance waiting for the bell to ring. DK - That's my pick, right there. Burst - Eh, I'm not too sure. DK - What's not to be sure about! Missy Janson - Coming to the ring next, from New York City, New York...."X-Factor" Curtis Williamsss!! Burst - This guy is who I'm sure about. Money in the Bank blares over the loud speaker as Curtis Williams comes slowly walking from the back. He is wearing a pair of black boots, black jeans with a white tanktop. The lights in the arena switch back and forth between gold and green. He walks the isle looking over the crowd as he slides into the ring and poses in each corner. He removes his tanktop and tosses it into the crowd as he awaits for the match to start. Missy Janson - And finally, making his return to the OWF. From Los Angeles, California...GREGGG JACKSON!! "California Love" by Tupac blares over the speakers, sending the fans into a frenzy! Greg Jackson comes out from the back and starts jumping around to pump up the fans. He then makes his way down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. After testing the ropes a few times, he climbs out of the ring and finds a young child to give them a classic Greg Jackson Souvenir... a partially thawed micorwavable bean and cheese burrito... a gift that child will never forget. Greg then re-enters the ring. Falcoon - Gotta say, it's great to see Jackson back in the OWF ring. DK - Pfttt..Only hired because Meca is bl- Burst - BLURRY! He's...blur--ry? (Ding, Ding, Ding) Greg Jackson and Trent Steel immediately lunge for each other as Curtis Williams sits back in the corner and smiles. Jackson nails Trent with a forearm to the back of the head, followed by a knee to the face. Jackson attempts another knee, but Steel catches his leg and dragon twists him down to the ring. Curtis picks up a broom and he walks over to Steel who has just stood up and he breaks the broom handle over his back. Steel stumbles and holds his back as Curtis hooks the broken end of the handle he holds around Steel's neck and does a russian leg sweep with the handle on his throat. Williams hops right up but he is met by a charging Greg Jackson who pushes him into the corner. He shoulder charges him twice, but the third time Williams blocks it and lifts Jackson up into the air for a powerbomb and brings him down hard onto his neck. Burst - Look, Curtis is dominating! Falcoon - He has been impressive, don't you think DK? DK - Yeah yeah. Steel will come back though! Steel stands up holding a flourescent light tube. He walks over to Curtis and swings, smacking him across the face with the bulb, cutting him from the back of his head to his nose on the right side of this face. He falls to the mat picking pieces of glass from his face as Steel follows up by stomping him while he is down. Jackson attacks Steel from behind with a stop sign, but he only gets one good shot off before Steel kicks the stop sign into Jackson's face and he falls down into the corner. Falcoon - It's neck and neck down there. Steel leans down and picks up a steel chair, Curtis stands up and Steel unleashes a huge chair shot to his stomach, bending him over. Then he swings again, right on the back of his head, knocking him down to the ground. Jackson stands up and charges at Steel, but Trent gets the chair up and smacks it into Jackson's face. Jackson is dazed as Steel grabs his head and tucks it between his legs. DK - This is it! Steel lifts him up into a crucifix position and he throws him right into the turnbuckle, nailing the Eradicator on Jackson. Jackson passes out as Steel drags him into the center of the ring and covers him...1...2..thr- Curtis Williams breaks it up! Burst - A-ha! Curtis has a baking sheet in his hand and he hits Steel in the head as he stands. Steel stands up dazed as Williams nails him once more with the sheet, which dents badly. Steel nearly falls over and Williams drops the sheet. He grabs Steel into a suplex position and hooks the leg. Falcoon - Watch out, this could be his finisher the Factor-Buster. He tries to flip Steel over but he just can't do it. He tries again, but Steel grapevines his leg. Curtis hits him with two underhanded rights and again tries to flip him over but Steel still stands firm. He pulls his leg free and instead, he flips Curtis over and nails a suplex in the middle of the ring. He stands up and makes a throat cut motion as he lifts Curtis up by his arm. He lifts him up onto his shoulders and he DVD's him into the corner, nailing the Pittsburgh Nightmare. Curtis and Jackson lay motionless and Steel drags Williams into the middle of the ring. Steel then walks and grabs Jackson and drags him into the middle of the ring also. Steel steps up onto the lifeless bodies of both men, pinning them...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Your winner...TRRRENT STEEEEEL! DK - I told you, I TOLD YOU bastards. Burst - Steel is very dominant, Geoff. Falcoon - Ugh, Yes, he is. The scene switches to the back, again we see Prez CJ, Meca and Kissens behind the same table. Prez CJ - Okay, hopefully this batch is a little better! In walks in Plague. Prez CJ - Plague, let's see your best Draco! Plague - What are you talking about? Owner Meca - You're at AMERICAN DRACO...who will be the next Draco? Plague - I was told there was a free buff- From behind, Greg Jackson, fresh off his match, charges inside and smacks Plague right in the mouth with a lead pipe. It knocks Plague out cold as you can hear the roar from the fans. Jackson stands over Plague. Jackson - ALL you can eat, baby; of lead pipe! I'll see YOU at Shock and Terror, PAL! VOTE JACKSON AS YOUR OWF CONTENDER ELECT! He stands and looks at the panel of Judges. Kissens - Ooh, he's sexy. Prez CJ - JACKIE! Need we remind you about you and Bryan Tann's illegitamate child Tanner? She breaks down crying. Owner Meca - You just did anyways! Prez CJ - Crap, this job sucks. We switch back to the announcers booth as DK is stoned face. Burst - DK, you alright? DK - Greg Jackson is going to pay dearly! Falcoon - Uhhh huh! DK - Missy, Just...call the next match! Missy Janson - The following match is a PDA Rules Match, Anything goes, Falls count anywhere! It is also the rubber match between these two individuals... Falcoon - We've seen two great matches from these two competitors, I'm sure this will be nothing more than a great finale to the trilogy.
Burst - Right, Whatever you say. Hey Look! I think someone is about to get a visit from security! A camera is shown backstage and shows security knocking on Caine's door. The song starts as the arena goes black. The camera backstage shows Caine walking in Top hat, and trench surrounded by security. Missy Janson - Coming to the ring first, representing Scarred.....JAAAMES CAIIIINE! PA System - I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand. My image is of agony, my servants rape the land Caine has a satisfyingly evil grin on his face. Back in the arena the lights strobe twice with the central beat prompting the entrance video to begin. At approximately 55 seconds into the song, a spray of ice-cold mist engulfs the entrance and Caine steps into the spray. He stands there freezing for a moment before stepping through and pumping the crowd. On his way to the ring he slaps some hands. "Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine
and vain "I march before a martyred world, an
army for the fight He slides beneath the bottom rope and spins around and hops up. "I hold a banner drenched in blood, I
urge you to be brave He spins around and poses for the fans to erupt. He then stares down his opponent as he lowers himself into a seated position in a corner. As the bell ring Caine pulls himself up using the top rope, and heads to the center of the ring. Burst - Caine is looking like his usual cocky self, I give him good odds. DK - Plague is going to wipe the floor with him, the SECOND victory for Imperium tonight. Missy Janson - And his opponent, representing Imperium, he is from Toronto, Ontario, Canaaadaaa...PLAAAGUE! The arena goes entirely dark and then the drum rolls of Down with the Sickness is heard throughout the arena. The words The Plague Has Struck appears on the titantron, each word at a time. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The pyros blast off as the first scream in the song is heard illuminating the whole arena and revealing a man at the enterance ramp with a guitar slung over his black trenchcoat. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The man slowly looks up and begins his walk down to the ring. Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Looking at my own reflection When he's about halfway, he breaks into a sprint and slides under the bottom rope. Plague raises up to his knees and then raises up and walks over to his corner. Get up, come on get down with the sickness He stops there for a moment before bracing one hand on the turnbuckle and then seamlessy jumping and landing cross legged on the turnbuckle. Falcoon - Well, we're about to see who the better man is, Caine v. Plague III is happening right.. (Ding, Ding, Ding) Falcoon - ..Now! Plague and Caine each have a weapon in hand, Caine has a 2x4 and Plague is holding a wrench. Caine charges at Plague, but Plague simply swings the wrench, Knocking Caine down flat on his ass. Plague reaches down, grabbing the 2x4 and breaking it over his chest as he lays on the mat. Burst - Shit, Plague came here with a meaning! Plague picks up Caine and irish whips him into the ropes, Caine grabs the ropes though and reaches down, grabbing a lead pipe. He throws it at Plague and hits him right in the shoulder, but it doesn't seem to effect him much, he walks over to Caine and Caine hits him with a right that staggers him back, but Plague is able to regain control as he lifts a knee to the jaw of Caine then irish whips him across the ring. Caine comes bouncing back and swings with a clothesline wildly, Plague ducks... DK - Uh ohhh...Here it comes! ...Plague then nails Caine with The Vaccine superkick. Caine falls to the mat unconscious, but Plague grabs his legs. He steps through and grapevines his legs and turns him over locking him in the Death Lock, sharpshooter. Caine is out cold, so the referee calls for the bell. Missy Janson - Your winnerrrr, PLAAAAGUE! DK - See, what did I tell you. Steel wins, Plague wins. All that's left to happen is the main event when Angel defeats Jesse. Burst - I'm gonna have to agree. Imperium is gonna walk out 3-0 tonight going into Shock and Terror. We'll see. Hold on, I hear there's an altercation backstage! We switch backstage to see Plague, Angel and Steel attacking the fallen Caine. They lay strong boots to him when suddenly out of nowhere, Kaige smacks a baseball bat over the back of Trent Steel, who falls to the ground. Falcoon - Kaige is here! Kaige just took out Steel! Burst - We need security! Angel continues to pummel on Caine, as Angel doesn't have a scratch on him. Plague attacks Kaige as they two continue to battle. Angel lifts up Caine and looks him dead in the eyes. Angel - You want your big match, you've got it at the Pay Per View. If you make it that far! Angel grabs him by his throat, lifting him up off his feet. He throws Caine backwards and he breaks through a concrete wall!! The fans all jump to their feet in the arena as EMT's immediately check on Caine who is out cold and bleeding very badly. Plague retreats from Kaige as Kaige checks on his partner. Angel just walks down the hallway. Falcoon - This is getting ridiculous. Imperium is just continuing to dominate this federation. DK - See, I told you. Now it's time for the Main Event, and victory number three for Imperium. From the rafters, we see the Network Title get lowered on a cable to twenty feet above the ring. Missy Janson - Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time for your main event and it is a Ladder Match for the OWF Network Championship! The crowd jumps to their feet. Missy Janson - Introducing first, the challenger, he is from Las Vegas, Nevada! JESSEEEE WILLIAMSS! PA System - Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer! Just then, pyro shoots out from the stage and "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean blares over the PA System. The fans start to go crazy in anticipation. From the back, we see Jesse Williams walk out focused on the match ahead of him, as the crowd nearly blows the roof off the arena. He keeps his head straight as he jogs to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to enter. He walks around the ring once and then gets into his corner and prepares for his match. DK - This mexican actually thinks he stands a chance! Falcoon - He has been a sore thumb for Angel. Missy Janson - And his opponent, he represents Imperium. He is the OWF Heavyweight, Network and Half of the Tag Team Champion! AAAAAANNNGEELLLL! DK - Here we go now. The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the ramp. Angel slowly walks out, observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He continues to the ring in this same manner, and only when he is in the middle of the ring for a few moments does the music stop, echoing throughout the arena. Falcoon - This place is buzzing with excitement! Ladders lay all around the outside of the ring, many different heights. (Ding, Ding, Ding) Williams and Angel meet in the center of the ring, they stare eye to eye not saying a word. Angel pushes Williams, who stumbles back a step, and Williams fires back with a strong right to start off the match. The fans get on his side as he forces Angel back up against the ropes, the referee breaks them up as Williams takes two steps back. He then charges Angel, who ducks and back body drops Jesse over the top rope. Williams grabs the top rope though and lands on the outside apron. Angel turns around and Williams slingshots himself to the top rope where he jumps off and connects with a twisting senton onto Angel knocking both men down. Jesse hops right back up, and Angel is up a little after him. Jesse grabs the hair of Angel and stands him up tall. He unleashes a knife edge chop that echoes through the arena, before grabbing his arm and irish whiping him in the opposite direction. Angel baseball slides out of the ring and lands on his feet. He gloats to the fans, but as soon as he turns around he sees Jesse jumping from the top rope. Jesse front flips and lands sitting on Angels left shoulder. Angel falls to his knee, but stands right back him still holding Jesse. Burst - Look at the Power! Angel runs and he powerbombs Jesse onto the steel steps. The sound Jesse's head and shoulder makes as he slams against the steel sends some in the front row to tears. Jesse holds his back, momentarily paralyzedas Angel shakes his head a bit. He grabs one of the ladders on the ground and places the top half on the ring apron and the leg part of the ladder on the steel barricade around the fans. Williams is now back up to his knees and he notices Angel is not looking at him. Jesse pushes himself to his feet and he runs full speed at Angel, but Angel turns in time and ducks, this time completing the back body drop.. Falcoon - OH MY GOD! ..except, Jesse gets flung about two feet higher and lands back first on the ladder Angel just bridged between the rail and the ring. He lays there momentarily as Angel stands and pulls himself up onto the apron. He walks to where the ladder is and puts one foot on either side of the ladder on the apron while facing the ring. He jumps up to the second rope, then does a 180 degree turn landing a dropkick across his throat onto the ladder. DK - YES! Angel is taking care of business! Falcoon - He bent the damn ladder! Angel hurts himself with that, but Jesse gets the worst as he falls to the floor gasping for air. Angel stands, holding his tailbone as he steps under the bent ladder and he picks up Jesse. He walks him to the side of the ring and he rolls him in. Jesse holds his back as he rolls over onto his stomach. Angel bends down under the ring and pulls out two tables stacked on top of each other. He sets up both of them next to each other on the outside of the ring. One of them he puts wedged between the ring and the guard rail. Angel slides into the ring and he walks over, grabbing Jesse by his hair but he is met with a right to the gut, followed by a left. Jesse stands and runs towards the ropes, when he comes back he ducks a clothesline attempt by Angel and he jumps to the second rope and back flips attempting an asai moonsault. Angel catches him on his shoulder though and looks to powerslam him. Jesse kicks his legs and reverses the momentum and falls back landing on his feet. He gets Angel in a reverse DDT position and he falls back, nailing him with a reverse ddt right to the mat. Jesse rolls out of the ring, grabbing one of the tables and closing it up then sliding it into the ring. He then reaches down, pulling out the twenty foot ladder that has been made famous in the OWF. He lifts it and slides it into the ring. It still extends out the sides of the ring, but Jesse lifts a smaller twelve foot ladder and slides that into the ring, as well. Burst - Well, here we go. Falcoon - What are you talkin about? Burst - Jesse will cost himself this match because of stupidity. Angel starts to stir in the ring as Williams goes under the ring again. Burst - This is...ugh, someone stop him! Williams pulls out another ladder, this one about sixteen feet in height and he lays it on the canvas to slide it in. Suddenly, it juts into his face as Angel has recovered and did a baseball slide into the ladder. Jesse is stunned as Angel pulls the ladder in the rest of the way and immediately sets it up right under the belt. He looks at Jesse, who is on his two knees and Angel grabs the table he slid in and sets it up. As soon as he does that, He looks up, and he decides to go for the belt. He slowly starts to climb up the ladder. DK - Yes, just go get it now! Jesse recovers and motions for Missy to move from her chair. She does and he grabs the steel chair, and folds it up. He charges to the ring and he slides in, immediately hopping to his feet. Angel is about half way up the ladder and Jesse lays into his back with a stiff chair shot which forces Angel to hop off the ladder. As soon as he does, he is met with an even stronger shot right to the forehead that busts him wide open as he falls to the mat. The fans start to cheer as Jesse holds up the dented, bloody chair, before dropping it the mat. He looks up to the belt and he grabs onto the rungs of the ladder and starts to climb. He makes his way up the ladder pretty quickly, but Angel is able to pull himself up to his feet and grab the leg of Jesse and pull him down the ladder. He smacks his face on one of the rungs, dazing him, and Angel picks him up into a powerslam position. Instead of slamming him, though, he starts to climb up the ladder with Jesse on his shoulder. Falcoon - Oh what is he doing! The ladder is wobbily, but Angel slowly steps up rung by rung until he gets to the second rung from the top. He tucks Jesse's head down into a tombstone position. Burst - Holy shit! Angel jumps off, nailing Angel's Holocaust through the table on Jesse. The fans all jump to their feet as they see the mayhem in the ring. Jesse isn't moving and Angel is very slow to get up. The announcers don't know what to say, even DK or Burst, they just sit in silence as the fans chant, "Holy shit! Holy shit!". Angel is the first man to pull himself from the debri and he is able to pull himself up to his knees with the help of the ropes. Falcoon - I- I'm not even sure what I just saw was- was real. Burst - Uh, Jesse may actually be dead. Angel looks down at Jesse who is just barely starting to move and Angel grabs the top rope, pulling himself up to his feet. He stumbles over to the ladder, which is still standing, and he slowly starts to climb up the side. Jesse grabs onto the ropes as he pulls himself up to a sitting position in the corner, he notices Angel is about halfway up the ladder and, somehow, musters the strength to pull himself up to his knees. He grabs the twelve foot ladder while still on his knees and he lays it onto the fourth rung of the ladder Angel is climbing. Angel is about three-fourths of the way up as Jesse gets to his feet. Angel gets to the top of the ladder and the belt is within his reach, but just then Jesse runs up the ladder he laid, and he jumps over the ladder Angel was climbing. As he jumped, he grabbed Angels head and fell backwards nailing an Impact DDT from the top of the sixteen foot ladder! DK - DAMNIT NO! Falcoon - JESSE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! Burst - That was a stupid move! Now they're both down! Falcoon - Folks, remember, there is no time limit on this match. Both men are down on the mat, neither of them moving. The fans are stomping and cheering for Jesse to get up, but both men are catching their breaths. Jesse is the first to start moving. He rolls over onto all fours and starts to push himself up to one knee as Angel starts to inch towards the ropes. Jesse gets up to his feet and he grabs the legs of the twelve foot ladder which is still leaning up against the sixteen foot ladder. He leaves the narrow top part laying on the rungs of the ladder, but he puts the legs of the ladder bridging across to the ropes. Angel has pulled himself up to his knees at this point and Jesse grabs him by the hair, pulling him up the rest of the way. Jesse knees Angel hard in the stomach then wraps his arms around him, ducking his head under Angel's arm. He throws him over his head, nailing a T-Bone Suplex through the bridging ladder. It actually snaps in half as Angel falls to the mat, holding his head and neck. Jesse smacks his head on the ladder on the way down and is down as well as the ring is full of debri, and broken bodies, but the single ladder still remains under the belt. Falcoon - We're rounding about the twenty five minute mark and still, this match seems like it could go either way! Jesse is able to pull himself up as Angel has sat up holding his back and neck region in a lot of pain. Jesse grabs Angel by his hair, lifting him up again, Angel low blows Jesse though and immediately irish whips him in the other direction, but Jesse reverses it and sends Angel running the other way. When he comes back, he tries to clothesline Jesse but he misses as Jesse ducks. He steps under his swing and grabs him in a waist lock and with all of his might, he flips Angel backwards over the top rope onto the table that was wedged by Angel a while ago. It cracks, but does not break as Angel lays out cold. Falcoon - YES! HE HAS IT WON! JUST GO GET THE BELT! Jesse reaches down, pulling up the twenty foot ladder and placing it on the ropes for support. He stands under it and swings it up to an upright position and he sets and locks the legs. He swiftly starts to climb the rungs of the ladder until he gets to the top. He is eye to eye with the belt, but he turns around and looks down at Angel on the table on the outside. DK - He's gonna try to kill Angel! The fans go nuts as Jesse reaches back and unhooks the belt, then turns back to facing Angel and jumps off the twenty foot ladder doing a Swanton Bomb on Angel through the table as the bell rings. Falcoon - MY GOD! DK - ANGEL! Missy Janson - The winner of this bout..aaaand, NEEEWWWW OWF NETWORK CHAMPION...JESSE WILLIAAAAAAMS! DK - No No NO! DAMNIT! NO! Both men are unconscious on the outside as "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" plays over the PA. The fans are going nuts.
Jesse holds onto the belt as he starts to push himself up, just then the OWFTron switches to the parking lot. We see Eclipse standing with her back to the camera as she is staring at an orange glow. The camera pans to the left to see Jesse's black Mustang on Fire. Eclipse is heard laughing demonically as she walks back inside of the arena. Jesse pushes himself up as Alexis runs down to the ring to check on him. Burst - Eclipse is making this personal! Falcoon - Look! The OWFTron shows Jesse's locker room, the door is closed but smoke is billowing out of the frame of the door. A firefighter opens the doors and flames shoot out of it. Jesse starts to get angry as he starts to make his way to the back. Falcoon - Jesse is having his personal life destroyed! DK - I love it! Falcoon - We have to go! SEE YOU AT SHOCK AND TERROR! |
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