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In the backstage area, where there is hardly anything going on. In the distance we see a figure wearing a black suit and tie, holding a bouquet of pink flowers, lillies to be specific. The persons face is hidden behind the batch of flowers, but the camera follows them down a long corridor. Eventually the figure stops infront of a locker room with the name of "Team Moxie" on the door. Taking the flowers into one hand, the person uses their free hand to open the door and step inside of the room. On the far table lays a slew of fan mail, littered with star stickers, smiley faces and the color pink. The figure places the vase containing the two dozen pink lillies on the same table as the rest of the fan mail. The person attaches a little card to one of the stems of the flowers, then exits while keeping their face hidden.
The opening shot of the night opens in the office of President Chase Johnson. He sits behind his large wooden desk, staring right into the camera. His image, projected upon the OWF Tron, is met with a spattering of boos. He smiles, trying to keep himself focused as he clears his throat. Prez CJ - Welcome, to OWF Determined! Tonight, we bring you the Three Man Tag Team Tournament, which I think is going to go off without a hitch. He sits silently for a second. Prez CJ - Actually, I know it's going to go off without a hitch. You know how I'm so positive? I have decided to switch up the teams a bit at the last minute. I have a few replacements. A graphic will come onto your screen listing the new teams.
Prez CJ - Some have remained the same, others have changed. Some are hidden and will be announced when the match comes. This was done to ensure the fairness to all who compete in the tournament. Now, I have withheld what the prize for this tournament was, but it's finally time to announce it. CJ smiles. Prez CJ - We will be holding another edition of Power Hour: Championship Bash. This time, it is Champions Versus the World. The fans cheer loudly. Prez CJ - Championship Bash: Champions Versus The World will feature one match. It will feature every champion in the federation defending their championship in a Double Hell in a Cell, PDA Rules, Gauntlet Double Elimination Match. So, what does this have to do with the Three Man Tag Team Tournament? Well, I'll get to that in a second. First off, I have an announcement about the June PPV, Shock and Terror. CJ clears his throat once again. Prez CJ - I officially signed the papers today, and we will be holding a VERY special TWO-NIGHT Pay Per View on June 28th and 29th. On June 28th, we will bring you OWF Shock and Terror from the Reunion Arena in Dallas, Texas, featuring an Electrified Cage Match. The following night, on June 29th from the same venue, we will be bringing you OWF High Voltage featuring a Electrified Barbed Wire Hell In a Cell Match. They will be back to back cards. If you purchase one, you get the other for free so order them now! The fans cheer loudly. Prez CJ - Championship Bash will not happen until late July. Like I said, it will be a Double Hell in a Cell, PDA Rules, Gauntlet Double Elimination Match, with ALL championships on the line, but I didn't detail how that involved the Three Man Tag Tournament or much of the match details. Well, here's the deal. The three winners tonight will be entered as three of the competitors in that match who will be allowed to go for the World Champion. Prez CJ - What will happen in the match is that all of the champions, the World Champion, the Network Champion, the Lillyass Champion and the Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Team Champions will start off in the ring. All champions are allowed to go for each others championships, including the World Title. The only others who will be allowed to go for the World Champion, are the three men who win the Three Man Tag Team Tournament. With there being five competitors starting in the ring, there will be five superstars who will come out to make ten in the ringside area at all times. It is double elimination, so a competitor must be defeated by pinfall or submission twice before they are out and replaced with another member of the roster. PDA Rules, so anything goes. Prez CJ - Let it be clear that titles CAN change hands multiple times. Eventually, the fifth to last man will win the LillyAss Title. The fourth to last will win one of the Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Titles. The third to last will win the other Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Title. The second to last will win the Network Title and the last competitor standing will be the OWF World Champion. If a competitor with a greater belt eliminates a competitor with a lesser belt, they will not win that lesser title, rather that champion is just eliminated from the match. CJ takes a deep breath. Prez CJ - Now with all that said, lets have a great night!
The OWF Logo Spins and we cut to the sold out Conseco Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana. The fans are going bezerk as spotlights shine all over the arena. An unknown rock song blasts through the speakers, but it is easily drowned out by chants of "O-W-F! O-W-F!". It seems as if every single fans is on their feet, waiving either their arms or their homemade signs, trying to get a chance to be on television. The cameras pan in and fade to a view of the announcers booth. Falcoon - Ah- Ah- Ahhhh... Dunn - God bless you before you do it! Falcoon - AAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!! Dunn - Oh damn you! Falcoon - WELCOME OWF FANS! Kissens - Whoa, someone needs to lay off the speed. Dunn - Seriously. Falcoon - I'm just excited for tonight's card, aren't you? Kissens - It's looking pretty good to me. Dunn - I think it should be a great night. Falcoon - CJ has officially turned up the heat in here, but now we all know what they are fighting for. We cut backstage to the Team Moxie Locker room. Inside we see it still empty, until the doors burst open and Moxie Roxie walks into the room. Her eyes instantly lock on the fan mail in the corner and she drops her gym bag, heading straight for the table on the opposite side of the room. She picks up one of the teddy bears, then one of the letters before taking a deep whiff of the flowers. As she extends her hand to grab the card, the door opens and Vacant enters the room, wearing a black suit and tie as Moxie reads the card, while the camera gets a clear view of the writing as well... "To: Steph Good luck out there. I know you'll do great. From: Nick" She turns around and sees Vacant standing behind her. Moxie Roxie - Very sweet. You ready for tonight? Vacant - Wellllll, all that's left for us to do is get changed.. Vacant slowly begins to discard his suit jacket. Moxie can't help but laugh. Moxie Roxie - Nice try, buddy. Going to need more than just flowers to get me undressed! Vacant gulps hard, grabbing his gym bag and heads to leave the room. A note is slid under the door of Team Moxie's locker room and Vacant stops in his tracks to bend over and pick it up. The note reads: "You know what you have to do to get what you want" Unclear of who the message is from, Vacant peels back his mask to take a better look at it. Nicholas Perry - Terribly sorry to do this to you, hon, but I have to go. I have some business to attend to. Moxie Roxie - Our match is soon, Vacant! Put your mask back on and let's get ready! Nick picks up the hair dryer from Moxie's make-up table. Nicholas Perry - Mind if I borrow this? I'll be right back. Moxie Roxie - Hey! You can't have that. I need it. Team Moxie vote: I put five votes for you bringing back my stuff AND getting ready for this match! Nicholas pulls the mask down over his face and leaves the room dejected and even a little flustered, but with the hair dryer. Moxie smiles as she looks back at the flowers before the camera cuts back to follow Vacant in the hallway. A man on a mission, Vacant holds the hair dryer tightly in his right hand which is down at his side. He marches with a purpose, ignoring all around him. As he rounds a corner, Specter comes into view as he leans up against one of the soda vending machines. Vacant, too caught up in his own task, doesn't even see him but Specter has his eyes locked on Vacant as he walks by. A small grin crawls across his face as the determined youngster continues on his pursuit. The cameras cut back to ringside, as we see Missy Janson stand up and she begins to make her way up the steel steps and into the ring. Kissens - Looks like the night is about to begin. Dunn - Not just for us, but for Vacant as well! Missy steps into the middle of the ring. Missy Janson - Hello OWF and welcome to Determined! The fans cheer loudly. Missy Janson - Our first match of the night is fought under PDA Rules and is scheduled for a one fall. It is for the OWF Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Team Championships...Making their way to the ring first, making their OWF debut's...Thug 1 and Thug 1...The Gangster's Disciples! Two hulking men walk out from the back as a heavy rocking song plays in the background. They keep their eyes focused on the ring, ignoring the fans who don't know who they are. Dunn - I don't like how these guys look. They scare me. Both of the men hop onto the apron and into the ring where they both begin to strategize. Their music fades out slowly. Missy Janson - And their opponents, from Saginaw, Michigan...They are the OWF Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Team Champions...Styxx and Stonze! "Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera hits the PA as both Styxx and Stonze run out from the back with the Tag Titles in their hand. They run down the ramp slide into the ring, as the bell sounds and their music fades out. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Stonze runs at Thug 1 who clotheslines him so hard he flips out of the ring, Styxx gets lifted straight up by Thug 2 and slammed down with a huge spinebuster before Thug 1 runs by and drops a leg across his throat. The two men pick up Styxx and throw him against the ropes, he bounces back and they nail a double spinebuster, into a pin...1...2...3! Dunn - WHAT! Missy Janson - The winners of this match...and NNEEEEEEWW OWF Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Team Champions...The Gangsters Disciples! Falcoon - Huge upset! Kissens - I didn't think it would happen! Dunn - Atleast we can get to the good stuff. Kissens - I agree. We cut backstage with a firm lock on the door of Team Two's Locker Room. From the right side of the screen, Vacant storms into view and pushes open the locker room door with one hand, while still gripping the hair dryer with the other. Once inside, he finds Jason Blood sitting on the couch with his eyes set on Vacant as soon as he enters. The two men glare at each other before Blood smiles and lifts his left arm. He extends his left pointer finger towards the shower of the locker room, where the faint sound of water can be heard, and then suddenly stopped. Vacant slowly creeps towards the shower, plugging the hair dryer into the wall next to it before grabbing a hold of the handle. He flings the door open to find Trent Steel in only a towel after just finishing his shower. Trent looks stunned and taken completely off guard as Vacan tosses Trent the hair dryer, but he drops it to the ground. As soon as the hair dryer hits the ceramic floor of the show, Vacant steps back and delivers a superkick, not at Steel, but at the hot water knob on the wall. On impact, the knob breaks off and water comes shooting out of the shower head. It makes contact with the hair dryer, sending a shock through Trent Steel's body which again is soaked in water. Luckily, his body spasms so much that he flies backwards through the glass wall of the shower, crumbling to the floor a bloody, unconscious mess as every muscle in his body shakes and quivers uncontrollably. With no emotion, Vacant turns and heads out of the shower and back into the dressing room. He glances over at Jason Blood. Vacant - All yours. Blood smiles and stands up, walking to see the damage Vacant has done to his brother in law while the cameras follow Vacant out into the hallway. Once the door closes behind him, he is met by Valtiel who undoubtedly followed Vacant to this location. Valtiel - You okay? Vacant - Peachy. Valtiel listens momentarily to the screams of Trent Steel. Valtiel - Finish your 'business'? Vacant - I have no intentions of ending it tonight. Just the tip of the iceberg. Valtiel - Okay, well, I have some business...Where's Moxie's hair dryer? You know how she gets. Vacant - I get five hundred bucks a show. I'll buy her a new one. Valtiel - Okay, well, lets get back to the locker room so we can get a game plan going. The two teammates leave the scene as the cameras cut back to the announcers. Kissens - Steel did not see that coming. Falcoon - Obviously not. Dunn - You have to wonder if he is going to be able to compete tonight. Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the First Quarterfinal of the Three Man Tag Team Tournament. It is going to be a Tables Match, where the only way to win is to put all three of your opponents through a table. The lights dim low in the arena and suddenly a bright flash pops across the screen and leaves a blinding trail of white powder over the rampway. From the speakers echos a familiar voice. PA System - Hahaha... Yeeeeaaah Dude! The fans leap to their feet as "Lit Up" by Buck Cherry hits the speakers and Cokekid steps through the curtains. PA System - I love the cocaine... I love the cocaine! Dunn - Hahaha he's still got a job. Falcoon - I say that about you every day! Ahooo! Missy Janson - Introducing first...The first member of Team Eight...From Orlando Florida.... Please welcome back... Cokekid! The loyal OWF fans applaud the man as he slides into the ring and leaps to his feet. He grabs a mic from Missy and looks out to the crowd. They get a close up of his heaving chest and his eyes that are as big around as quarters. Dunn - Oh shit he's got a mic! Cokekid - Yo dude-man-bro it's great to be back in the owf. Know'am'sayin? So yeeeah dude let's go! Woo! Dunn - I've never seen a man with so few brain cells... Jackie flips up her cell phone and snaps a picture of Dunn, then hands it to him. Kissens - There. Dunn - Oh ho ho... Hoooooo. Missy Janson - Now introducing... For her first official OWF match... Robin Sparks! Jump Around by House of Pain kicks in across the PA system. The lights dim just a bit and a splash of blue lighting covers the ramp. The song plays for nearly 15 seconds as the fans focus their attention on the stage... Falcoon - Somebody should point the poor girl to the curtain. Dunn - FOLLOW MY VOICE! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA! Falcoon - Oh my god STOP SHOUTING! Kissens - SHUT UP!!!!!! Dunn - LALALALALALALALALALALA! We cut backstage, just behind the curtain to show Alexis Cage standing with an obviously irritated Robin Sparks. Robin - No Dude. No... Absolutly not. I'm not going out to this song. Just let me pick my own song. Alexis Cage - Robin! Damn it, I pulled a lot of strings to arrange you with Cokekid and MVP, now just- Robin - But you didn't- Alexis Cage - Appreciate what I've given you and go! Alexis shoves Robin through the curtain... Dunn - LALALALALALA.. Oh there she is! Robin stumbles onto the stage but catches herself and slowly leans back up to an upright position. PA System - Jump around! Jump around! Jump up jump up and get down! JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! She speed walks to the ring with her arms bolted to her side and her dead down. She struggles a bit to pull herself up to the aprion but manages to squirm her way into the ring. Missy Janson - And their partner.... He's the ORIGINAL MVP (BEFORE WWE RIPPED US OFF. YES MOTHER FUCKER'S WE HAVE PROOF DATING THIS CHARACTER BACK TO 1999.) Mike- Van- Pelt! Falcoon - Ok.. So WWE ripped us off with the whole MVP thing, we all know this... But didn't we kind of rip off Rob V- Before Gordie can finish his question his mic is mysteriously cut off. (Hummmm.....) Dunn - So Jackie.. You're a whore! Kissens - Fuck you. The commentators go quiet as Mike Van Pelt comes out to a decent reaction from the crowd. He runs down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope then backflips in the middle of the ring and takes a karate fighting stance. Missy Janson - And their opponents, first, making her return to the OWF...from Anchorage, Alaska......Welcome back...Eclipse! "Shit Life" by Dope blares throughout the arena. The fans squint trying to see what's going on around the dark entrance way when suddenly a figure emerges from the darkness as if ripping itself out of it. A flowing, ragged black cloak envelops her body and head while her attractive, scarred face is split into two sides. The right side looks normal while the left is painted paler with black stitches painted on causing the whole left side of her face to look as if it's been pieced backed together. Especially around the eyes and lips. Slowly she walks down the ramp towards the ring. With every step the light in front of her dims so that she is never walking in full illumination. After entering the ring she stops near the ropes while looking at her opponents with her head tilted downward and to the side at a strange angle. Falcoon - It's a good thing Nick isn't around. Dunn - Why's that? Kissens - Didn't he get burned by Eclipse? Falcoon - Indeed. Dunn - Who is she going to be teamed with? Missy Janson - Introducing next, from Huntington, New York...Chris Green! Falcoon - Geez. "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd hits the speakers as Chris Green arrogantly walks down the ramp. He keeps his eyes focused on the ring with a cocky smile across his face the whole time. Kissens - Green and Eclipse have a storied past together. Falcoon - All three members of their team has issues with each other. Green slides into the ring, but takes notice of Eclipse. His music slowly fades out as he glares across the ring. Missy Janson - And finally, their partner, he is the current OWF World Champion. From Las Vegas, Nevada...Jesse Williams! PA System - NOW YOU'RE DOING THE WALTZ WITH YOUR MURDERER! "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean hits the speakers as Jesse Williams walks out to a huge ovation. He has the World Title over his shoulder as he slowly begins his long walk down the ramp. In the ring, MVP runs at Green but gets taken down, beginning the match officially. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Jesse's music ends and he drops his belt, heading for the ring at full speed while Green and Eclipse begin to fight off Cokekid, MVP and Robin Sparks. Jesse gets into the ring and runs full speed at MVP, knocking him down to his back with a shoulder charge while Eclipse tosses Cokekid over the top rope and to the outside and Green kicks Robin down to the mat where she quickly rolls outside. All three teammates stare at each other before Green and Eclipse exit the ring and go after their opponents. Green grabs a hold of Robin Sparks and tosses her into the barricades. Eclipse rolls Cokekid back into the ring and grabs a table before getting back in herself. Meanwhile, Jesse takes his time taking MVP apart with calculated stomps. Eclipse quickly sets up the table in the ring, while Cokekid tries to gain his balance. Green has now grabbed a table and slides it into the ring as well. Falcoon - This team is wasting no time! Dunn - That's for sure. Green grabs a hold of Robin Sparks and rolls her into the ring. Eclipse finishes setting up the table, but Robin stands up and walks right into a belly to belly suplex from Eclipse. Robin goes crashing through the table Eclipse just set up, sending her down to the mat amidst the broken pieces of table. Missy Janson - Robin Sparks has been put through a table. Kissens - That's one. Green has now gotten back into the ring where he is attacked by Cokekid. Green quickly fights him off and pushes him back into Eclipse who grabs him around his throat. This gives Green time to reach down and set up the table. Meanwhile, Jesse lifts MVP up to his feet in the corner and begins to unleash chop after chop into his exposed chest. Eclipse holds the choke on Cokekid while Jesse picks MVP up and puts him into a sitting position on the top rope. Williams steps away, going to grab the table Green set up. He drags it over to the corner, but as soon as he gets back, Green has MVP by the head and he dives off the turnbuckle. He delivers a diamond cutter to MVP through the table. Dunn - Fall From Grace through the table! Missy Janson - Mike Van Pelt has been put through a table. Williams looks on as Green slowly gets up and smiles at Jesse before quickly getting out of the ring and sliding in another table. Once it is in the ring, Eclipse lets go of Cokekid and grabs the table. She sets it up in the corner before walking back over to Cokekid. She grabs him in a reverse waist lock before tossing him backwards over her head with a german suplex through the table in the corner as Green and Williams look on. Missy Janson - Cokekid has been put through a table...Therefore, the winners of this match and moving on to the Semifinals...Jesse Williams, Chris Green and Eclipse! Falcoon - That was quick and rather painful. The ring crew runs down to clean up the mess as the winning team all separately make their ways backstage. Falcoon - I'm getting word the next match is going to be PDA Rules...We'll see who the competitors are soon. Dunn - Right after this break.
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Falcoon - Welcome back folks. Let's send it to Missy who is all ready for us in the ring!. Missy Janson - The next match is the second Quarterfinal Match of the night. It is a PDA Rules Match. Tag Rules Apply. Introducing first, the black team, Coming to the ring first, the first two members of the first team...The Gangster's Disciples...Thug 1 and Thug 2! The two hulking men enter through the entrance ramp as their music blasts through the PA System. They have the OWF Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Team Titles over their shoulders as the fans still don't know what to make of them. The two men get onto the apron and step over the top rope, discarding their tag titles as they begin to stretch out in preparation of the match. Their music slowly fades out. Missy Janson - And their partner, from Phoenix, Arizona...Alexis Cage! A blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and a soft voice follows. PA System - It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont.. Street. Just then a hard drum slam comes across and the dimmed lights flicker once. PA System - Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing. Suddenly a bass drum comes into play pounding at each half second as each word of "Build God, Then We'll Talk" By Panic At The Disco leaks out over the crowd. PA System - Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.. The lights continue to strobe around the arena, fading out with each hit of the bass drum, they look for something as the fans rise to their feet. PA System - The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde! The fans scream as you see a figure emerge on the side of the OWF tron, it's kneeled down as the flashing and pulsing spotlights continue to search.. PA System - And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.... The spotlight dies and everything is silent in the arena, all but the sounds of cheering fans. Seconds pass before the spotlight returns on the side of the OWFtron nearly 10 foot in the air to show Alexis Cage standing with her arms in the air. ...Along with the people inside Suddenly Alexis drops down from the OWF-tron letting her skirt float up over her hips on the way down. He lands on the stage and screams "YEAH!" while throwing a fist into the air. The fans get more excited by the second! The arena lights back up as the theme continues to play on her way down to the ring. Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a
virgin She slides into the ring face first then leaps to her feet then instantly runs to the top turnbuckle leaping straight to it. And not to mention, the constable, and his
proposition, for that "virgin" Along with the people inside The sound fades away as she hops down from the turnbuckle and prepares herself for her match. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Thug 1 and Silence start off the match the right way by grabbing a weapon of choice, Silence grabs a clothes Iron and Thug 2 hands Thug 1 a Tennis racket. The bell rings and Silence begins to twirl the iron around his head with the cord. He slings it at Thug 1, but Thug 1 ducks it and smacks Silence in the knee cap with the metal end of the racket. Silence buckles over, Thug one smacks in him the back of the head with the racket sending him to the mat. Thug 1 gives a quick tag to Thug 2.. Falcoon - Nice team work by the Thug's. Dunn - Looks like these guys have been teaming forever! Thug 1 hands over the tennis racket before climbing onto the aprion. Silence makes a quick tag and Styxx darts into the ring, Thug 2 slings himself over the top rope and swings the racket down over the head of Styxx! Falcoon - Ahooo woaaaah! He just broke that tennis racket over Styxx's head! Stonze climbs through the ropes, the referee quickly cuts him off. Meanwhile Silence jumps down from the aprion and pushes Uncle Bo from his timer keeper's table. Uncle Bo - YOOOOOO! Silence grabs the ring bell and Bo's small table and tosses them into the ring. He turns back around to Missy Janson and pulls her chair out from under her... Suddenly from the aprion Alexis Cage dives off and tackles Silence into the commentary table, crushing Missy Janson underneath them. Dunn - Holy shit. I almost dropped my peanuts. Falcoon - Hey.. Someone might wanna get help for Missy... Alexis swings furiously at Silence, hitting him with rights and lefts as he tries to cover himself. Falcoon - Hey hey... Guys! Watch.. Watch this.... Gordie takes a second to compose himself then goes cross eyes and lets his jaw go to slack as he screams- Falcoon - SLOBBER KNOCKER! OH GOOD GAWD ALL MIGHTY! ahahahaa... That's my impres- Dunn - Yeah we got it. Kissens - Moron. In the ring Thug 2 has Styxx on the mat with the iron cord wrapped around his neck, he reaches back and tag's in Thug 1 but doesn't release the choke hold. Thug 1 scoops up the iron and rips the cord off it, allowing his partner to continue the choke while he conjured up something... On the outside Silence has Alexis pinned down with a chair to the throat, squeezes the breath out of her. Thug 1 takes notice that his partner is in danger and throws the iron down as hard as he can... Dunn - KNOCK OUT! Kissens - Oh my god. Did you hear that thud? Falcoon - Ahhh the sound of a cracking skull. Silence falls over after the hard collision with the iron to the back of his head. Alexis gets up and holds her throat. Thug 1 shouts to Alexis and she nods back to him, then grabs an extension cord from ringside and hands the plug in part to Thug 1. Stonze climbs through the aprion but Alexis is right behind him.. Stonze kicks Thug 2 in the head causing him to release the cord that's choking Styxx. Alexis grabs a chair Thug 2 grabs both cords and plugs the old iron cord into the extention cord creating a live unground current. Falcoon - Ohhhh noooo..... Dunn - Ohhh yes... Kissens - Ohhh shit! Stonze turns and comes after Alexis, Alexis looks frieghtened but it's just a ploy! Thug 2 touches the live wire to Stonze's back! The arena lights flash but Stonze is able to break free after only a small jolt. The fans are on their feet as Stonze slides out of the ring leaving Styxx alone with both Thug's and Alexis. Kissens - That's a crazy combination! Alexis screams for Thug 2 to zap Styxx... The Thug's stop for a moment to take in the OWF's outstanding atmosphere. Thousands of fans cheer and a chant of "FUCK THE LIGHTS! FUCK THE LIGHTS!" echoes off the walls of the dome as Thug 2 drops the live wire to Styxx's back. An explosive spark lights up the arena before the power dies and leaves the arena in darkness..... The emergency lights kick in after a short delay and the ring is barely lit as Thug 2 covers Styxx and the ref counts.. 1...2...3! Falcoon - The backup lights are on.. And apparently they've given my head set some juice, but my partners are left in the dark here. I cannot believe what we just witnessed. This is incredible. The smell of burnt flesh is lingering around the ring.. I ... I don't even know if Styxx is still alive. EMT's rush to the scene of a dimly lit ring. The ruthless fans cheer while others sit in darkness and shock at what they've just witnessed. Missy Janson - The winners of this match, Thug 1, Thug 2 and Alexis Cage! Kissens - We have our second advancers! Dunn - The Gangsters Disciples are all over Styxx and Stonze tonight. Falcoon - That's for sure. Technicians quickly get to work, restoring a dim set of house lights over the arena while they set up the generators.
we cut backstage where we see Trent Steel limping along, by himself. He looks to be in an extreme amount of pain but he continues his slow walk through the hallways towards the arena. From behind, Jason Blood walks up and slaps him on the back. Jason Blood - Hey bro, how ya feeling? He laughs as he jogs ahead of Steel, heading towards the entrance ramp. Steel grimaces in pain as the cameras switch back to the announcers at ringside. The lights are still dimmed, but technicians can be seen around the arena working. The lights are bright enough for the cameras to pick up everything. Falcoon - Trent may not be in any shape to wrestle. Dunn - This lighting situation may not be in any shape to be GOOD! From above the ring, two flags are lowered from a cord hung from the rafters. They hang about fifteen feet in the air above the center of the ring. All around the outside of the ring lays different sizes of black steel ladders. Missy Janson - The next match is the third Quarterfinal Match of the night. It is a Ladder Match. There are two teams, a red team and a black team. Above the ring hangs a red flag and a black flag. The first competitor from either team to retreive their opposing team's colored flag, wins the match. Introducing first, the black team, Coming to the ring first, making his return to the OWF...Seraph! The three loud dongs are heard blistering across the arena as the lights dim to a cloud of darkness. The music blares out as Seraph steps out from behid the curtain, looking down to the ring with a smirk drawn across his face and a glare in his eyesthat airs pure arrogance and ego. He sniffles his nose in displeasure as he makes his way slowly down the ramp. The smirk still plastered across his face firmly as ever. The lights of camera's begin to flash periodically as he walks down the ramp way toward the squared circle. He slowly makes his way up the steel steps and takes his first step onto the cold mattress. The crowd's silence is lifted with a cheer of boo's over-powering the music that descends into the arena. He stands in the centre of the ring with his eyes flickering around the arena, the smirk grows larger as the light begin to turn on fully. He lowers his head and looks upwards toward the ramp, with the smirk still fixated upon his face.Falcoon - Good to see Seraph back around.Missy Janson - Out next, also representing the black team...Jason Blood!His music hits the speakers and he slowly walks himself out from the back. The fans give him a mild reaction, and he ignores them either way and keeps his eyes locked on the ring.Kissens - How do you think Blood and Steel will do on the same team?Dunn - I don't know. You tell me.Kissens - Uh, I asked you first.Falcoon - Just shut up.Blood climbs up the steel steps and gets up onto the apron. He steps through the ropes and into the ropes, keeping an eye on Seraph. His music fades out as he retreats to his teams corner.Missy Janson - And their partner, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania..."The Son of a Bitch" Trent Steel!PA System - Now you're messing with a son of a bitch. With a look of pain upon his face, Trent Steel walks through the curtains glances at the ring while "Diety" by Dir En Gray blares loudly. The fans boo him with all that they have in their lungs. He takes slow steps as he walks down the ramp and approaches the ring. Trent keeps the anticipating at an all time high as he plays mindgames with his partners by taking so long to get the ring. Steel slides under the bottom rope, positioning himself in the ring before pushing himself up and staring right at his partners. His music fades as the men take up positions in their corner. Falcoon - I wonder who they are going to face. Dunn - I don't think it really matters, Steel looks half dead. Missy Janson - And their opponents, first, representing the red team...from Louisville, Kentucky...Valtiel! The lights of the arena go black. The sound of a classical piano begins to play a slow, dark piece. Ice blue lights begin to slowly light the stage as demonic growling and roaring fades in and out. As time passes, fog begins to creep from entrance and down the rampway. Suddenly, "Godhead's Lament" by Opeth begins to envelope the arena. Marauder! Then Valtiel walks through the fog. He stands still on the stage. His eyes scope out the cheering fans; a smile forms on his face as he begins walking down the ramp. I hide the scars from my past He stares straight ahead as he nears the ring. Then, he stops before it, inhales the fog, then continues. Sly smile, poisoned glare smile Adoring what has never been Valtiel grabs the top rope and hoists himself into the ring with one leap. He walks the center, raises a open hand and sparks begin to rain around the ring. He then lowers his head. His dreadlocks cover his face. He stands motionless. Searching my way to perplexion Though I could not leave this place Valtiel leans back and exhales a large cloud of smoke above the ring. He begins walking about the ring until everything becomes normal. Missy Janson - Next out to the ring, also representing the red team, from Brantford, Ontario, Canada...He is the current OWF Network Champion...Vacant! Heavy piano chords slam out over the PA as "Bastard" by Ben Folds somberly ques in for the crowd. The curtains ripple as Vacant slips through, tugging down on the blaze orange ski mask covering his face, and begins the long stride down the ramp in the midst of a strong applause. He scans the crowd briefly as he walks, before tearing his attention back to the ring and forcing himself to focus, climbing up the ring steps and taking a seat on the top turnbuckle bolt, elbows on his knees, waiting for the bell to sound and truly seal his fate. Falcoon - The fans love this kid everywhere we go. Dunn - I don't blame them. Missy Janson - And finally, the last member of the red team and rounding out Team Moxie...From Blaise, California...Moxie Roxie! PA System - Everyone sucks but me. Riot girls across the arena unite, as the irritatingly feminist pop punk beat of Le Tigre's "Deceptacon"(which has surprisingly little to do with evil transforming robots) bleeds through the PA. The up tempo tune unites fans of poor and average taste in a show of approval for OWF's resident rock star. The curtain parts, revealing our priestess of punk, who throws up the devil horns with one hand. After playing with the height of the international symbol for rock 'n' roll, she notices she has the ability to control the volume of the crowd. Deciding this ability is useless, Moxie begins her trek to the ring. It is a trek free of skipping and hand slapping. She just tries to keep her distance. Leaping to the apron, Moxie heads to the nearest corner and steps up on the second turnbuckle. Giving a bow to her indiscernable number of fans, she flips into the ring to prepare for action. Suddenly, the regular lights cut back on. Dunn - And CJ said...let there be light! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The match starts off with Valtiel and Seraph starting off the match, with each of their partners stepping to the outside in their designated corners. The two men circle each other briefly before locking up in the middle of the ring. Valtiel gains the early advantage, locking Seraph in a hammer lock. Seraph is able to muscle out of it, but Valtiel tackles him down to the mat and mounts him, unleashing rights and lefts to his face. Meanwhile, on the outside, Vacant has hopped down and grabbed one of the ladders from ring side and has slid it into the ring to assist Valtiel. He quickly notices Vacant's gesture and stands up off of Seraph, grabbing the ladder and hoisting it up. He locks both legs of the ladder into place and slowly begins to climb up one side. Seraph quickly stands and knocks Valtiel off the second rung, ending his climb early. Seraph walks across the ring and tags in a weakened Trent Steel. Dunn - Steel doesn't look too great right about now. He stumbles into the ring and immediately begins to climb the ladder, but Valtiel gets up to his feet and pushes the ladder over onto it's side, sending Steel crashing to the mat. Valtiel walks to his corner and tags in Moxie who quickly hops into the ring and sets up the ladder once again. She begis to quickly scale up, but Steel comes out of nowhere and begins to climb the otherside. This prompts Vacant to enter and begins to climb up Moxie's side. Falcoon - What the hell is he doing? Vacant climbs over Moxie and flips himself over the top of the ladder. He grabs a hold of Steel and nails a sunset flip powerbomb down into the ring off the ladder. The fans explode into a set of cheers as Moxie looks down from the top of the ladder. From out of nowhere, Jason Blood runs in and knocks the ladder over, sending Moxie crashing down to the mat like a sack of potatos. Kissens - Devastating move by Vacant. Falcoon - Unfortunately, it left Moxie open to be sent falling from twelve feet in the air. Vacant stands as sees Jason Blood standing over Moxie. The referee begins to restore order, pushing Seraph and Jason Blood back into their corners along with Vacant and Valtiel. Both Moxie and Steel are down on the mat, slowly making their way back up to their feet. Vacant and Valtiel cheer for Moxie, as the fans start to get firmly behind them as she struggles to get to her feet. Steel, meanwhile, has a firm grasp of the ropes and is attempting to make it to his corner. Moxie dives and tags in Vacant who quick grabs the ladder and slams it down on top of Trent Steel. Once Steel falls helpless onto his back, Vacant sets the ladder back up in the middle of the ring. He looks up at the flags then down at Steel. He then pushes the ladder further back, into his own corner and quickly scales up to the top of it. Dunn - What is he going to do? As Vacant jumps, Moxie climbs up and tags herself in on his foot. He reaches out, attemping to grab the black teams flag but he misses by about a foot. He still flips forward and crashes down on top of Trent Steel with a very sloppy Swanton Bomb, but the impact was huge regardless. Falcoon - He missed, but nailed Steel! Kissens - Doesn't matter, Moxie tagged herself in! Moxie grabs the ladder, positioning it in the middle of the ring and she begins to climb. Valtiel comes in, running across the ring and knocking both Seraph and Blood off of the apron. Moxie climbs to the top quickly, unhooking the black flag and ending the match. Missy Janson - The winners of this match, and moving on to the Semifinals of the Three Man Tag Team Tournament...Team Moxie; Moxie Roxie, Vacant and Valtiel! Dunn - Vacant could have cost his team the match there if Moxie wasn't on top of things. Kissens - He owes her one. We cut backstage to the locker room of the team of Bryan Tann, Encore and Shorty. All three men are sitting, having a good talk, when an employee for the OWF bursts in. Employee - Hey you guys are up next. Bryan Tann - That's pencildick! Shorty - Yeah, moron! Encore - Haha! You guys are so funny! The employee leaves. Encore - I guess we should get going. Bryan Tann - Yeah, It's about that time. The cameras cut back to ringside. The steel cage is set into place around the ring, and the door is left open for the competitors to enter. Missy Janson - The following match up is the final Quarterfinal Match of the Three Man Tag Team Tournament. It is a Escape Only Cage Match, with the only way to win is for one team to have ever member exit the cage and have both feet touch to floor...Coming to the ring first, Encore! Encore's music hits the speakers and he walks out to a mixed reaction, he is followed out by a bunch of groupies who are quickly sent to the back by security. Encore continues on his way, ignoring everything around him and he simply enters the ring through the cage door. He stands up looking around the cage before glancing back up at the stage. Missy Janson - And his opponent, making his return to the OWF...Shorty! Shorty walks out from the back to a pretty loud ovation. Falcoon - I can't believe he made it. Dunn - Me neither. He walks down the ramp, slapping fives with a few of the fans as his music blasts throughout the arena. He gets into the ring and walks over to Encore, talking to him about the match. The two men slap hands as Shorty acknowledges the crowd once more before his music fades out. Falcoon - Here we go.. Dunn - This place is about to go nuts. And so is Jackie. Kissens - Tanner is watching right now! He can't wait to see daddy. And neither can I! I can get some child support when he wins this whole thing! Missy Janson - And their partner, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...Making his long awaited return to the OWF..."The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann! The arena fades to black and the crowd begins to stir in the darkness. After about 5 seconds, a dark, chilling, prophetic voice is heard over the PA. PA System - Cry little sister. Come to your brother. "Swamped" by Lacuna Coil hits over the PA and the crowd ERRUPTS as "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann steps back from the back. He's wearing his trademark black leather trench coat and dark sunglasses and his freshly shaved head. His walk down to the ring is slow, like a predator preparing for a kill. He slides into the ring from under the bottom rope, through the cage door, and moves to the center of the ring. The arena is bathed in red and firey pyro as he throws his head back and lets out a LOUD roar in the center of the ring. When the lights come back up, Tann is sitting in the nearby turnbuckle, ready for war. Kissens - Daddy's back! Falcoon - Ugh. Missy Janson - And their opponents, coming to the ring first from Las Vegas, Nevada...He is the current OWF/MVW LillyAss Champion...Specter! PA System - Tonight's your lucky fucking night. Says the voice of the Venetian Vandal to an arena full of fans that may or may not remember the glory days of MVW. The surf guitar sweetness of The Dead Kennedys' rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" assaults the ears of the audience, leaving images of gambling and debauchery dancing in their heads. A wave of purple and silver confetti drifts to the arena floor, indicating that a celebration is in order. What celebration is that? Why, the arrival of none other than Specter, who steps through the curtain and surveys the arena with a smirk. He looks from the ring to the fans and back again, before beginning his pace to the ring. Shrugging off the high five attempts and remarks of fans, he slips to ringside and slides under the bottom rope, through the cage door and stares at his opponents. His music slowly fades out. Missy Janson - Introducing next, from Los Angeles, California...Greg Jackson! "California Love" by Tupac blares over the speakers, sending the fans into a frenzy! Greg Jackson comes out from the back and starts jumping around to pump up the fans. He then makes his way down to the ring and finds a young child to give them a classic Greg Jackson Souvenir... a partially thawed micorwavable bean and cheese burrito... a gift that child will never forget. Greg then re-enters the ring, sliding under the bottom ropes through the cage door. Falcoon - I wonder who their third man will be? Missy Janson - And finally, their partner, making his return to the OWF...From Los Angeles, California...RAY LOPES! Dunn - Lopes is back! The chopped and screwed chorus for Rainbow Colors by Three 6 Mafia and Lil Flip begins to play. I got them rainbow colors in my cup A mildly sedated Ray Lopes step out on top of the ramp with a Styrofoam cup in his right hand. He slowly makes his way down to the ring, takes one more sip from the cup, sets it down in the corner and then slides inside the ring through the cage door. His music fades out and a loud chant of "Welcome Back! Welcome Back!" can be heard directed at Lopes. The cage door closes and the referee signals for the bell. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) All six men square off with Encore immediately turning and trying to escape the cage. Lopes quickly moves in and tugs him down off the cage to the mat. Jackson locks up with Shorty while Specter and Tann square off, trading rights and lefts in the middle of the ring. Falcoon - The fans don't know where to watch! Ray begins to stomp away at the fallen Encore, while Greg Jackson gets the upper hand over Shorty rather quickly. He irish whips him into the ropes and takes him down with a hard clothesline. Tann has Specter locked in a deep headlock, but Specter is able to counter it with a back suplex right onto the head of Tann. Jackson looks at Lopes and motions for him to climb out. Ray nods and slowly begins to climb up the cage wall. Encore struggles to get to his feet, but Jackson kicks his legs out from under him, sending him flat to his back. When Jackson turns around, he is met with a hard boot by Shorty, but Lopes swings his body over the top of the cage and begins to lower himself down. Eventually, he drops himself down to the floor, escaping. Missy Janson - Ray Lopes has escaped! Dunn - That's a good thing and a bad thing. Now only two more from their team have to escape, but they are in there with three competitors. Jackson picks himself up and out of nowhere dropkicks Shorty to the mat. Jackson whistles at Specter and motions him to leave, and he slowly walks across the ring nonchalantly opening the cage door, and stepping down to the floor. Missy Janson - Specter has escaped! Kissens - That only leaves Greg Jackson against three men! Encore jumps onto the back of Jackson, but he rushes backwards and slams Encore into the cage. Tann gets to up his feet and runs at Jackson, who tumbles out of the way. Tann crashes right into Encore, sending him flush up against the cage panel. Shorty takes this time to run for the cage door and he makes a quick exit. Missy Janson - Shorty has escaped! Dunn - Jackson has to be careful now. Jackson looks down at Tann and Encore who are dazed. Greg builds up a head of steam and dives face first for the cage door. He slides halfway out before Tann grabs his foot. Jackson holds onto the apron and turns himself over. He kicks Tann in the face and quickly pulls himself out of the cage and to the floor. Missy Janson - Greg Jackson has escaped, therefore the winners of this match and the team moving on to the Semifinals...Specter, Greg Jackson and Ray Lopes! Dunn - For a team just thrown together like that, they worked incredibly well together. Falcoon - I agree. They took out two legends in there tonight. Kissens - So we have our four semifinalist teams now. Dunn - Going to be interesting how they match up. The cage folds together and easily begins to get deconstructed by the ring technicians as the competitors begin to head backstage. They then begin to bring out the steel platforms for the next match. Falcoon - We are down to three more matches for the evening, folks. We cut backstage to the Team Moxie locker room where all three of them are standing around, celebrating their quarterfinal victory. Moxie Roxie - Okay, enough you two. We have to remain focused. We have a match coming up next and if we don't win that, then winning that ladder match will mean nothing. Both Vacant and Valtiel nod. Moxie Roxie - We have to stay united. No matter who we face. Got it? Again they both nod. Moxie Roxie - Okay, let's go kick some ass. The three of them turn and exit the locker room as the cameras cut back to ringside. The technicians finish up the last bit of work on the ring and then disappear backstage. The five foot wide steel platforms are fastened around the outside of the ring. There is a three foot high cell wall preventing the action from slipping out into the crowd. Falcoon - Gotta give it to our crew, they work fast. Dunn - Don't give them credit, everything is already set up. They just have to put the pieces together! Missy Janson - It is time for the first Semifinal Match in the Three Man Tag Team Tournament...It is a Platform Match. Only one competitor from each team can be inside the ring at any time, and they are the only ones who can secure a pinfall or submission. All of the teammates who are on the outside are allowed to fight freely on the platforms. No pinfalls or submissions will be counted outside of the ring. First legal pinfall inside of the ring wins the match. The fans cheer loudly. Missy Janson - Coming to the ring first, from Team Moxie...Valtiel! The lights of the arena go black. The sound of a classical piano begins to play a slow, dark piece. Ice blue lights begin to slowly light the stage as demonic growling and roaring fades in and out. As time passes, fog begins to creep from entrance and down the rampway. Suddenly, "Godhead's Lament" by Opeth begins to envelope the arena. Marauder! Then Valtiel walks through the fog. He stands still on the stage. His eyes scope out the cheering fans; a smile forms on his face as he begins walking down the ramp. I hide the scars from my past He stares straight ahead as he nears the ring. Then, he stops before it, inhales the fog, then continues. Sly smile, poisoned glare smile Adoring what has never been He climbs over the caged wall and onto the platform. He takes a few steps towards the ring ropes. Valtiel grabs the top rope and hoists himself into the ring with one leap. He walks the center, raises a open hand and sparks begin to rain around the ring. He then lowers his head. His dreadlocks cover his face. He stands motionless. Searching my way to perplexion Though I could not leave this place Valtiel leans back and exhales a large cloud of smoke above the ring. He begins walking about the ring until everything becomes normal. Missy Janson - Next out to the ring, also representing Team Moxie...Vacant! Heavy piano chords slam out over the PA as "Bastard" by Ben Folds somberly ques in for the crowd. The curtains ripple as Vacant slips through, tugging down on the blaze orange ski mask covering his face, and begins the long stride down the ramp in the midst of a strong applause. He scans the crowd briefly as he walks, before tearing his attention back to the ring and forcing himself to focus, climbing up the wall and planting his feet firmly on the steel Platform. He enters the ring, eventually taking a seat on the top turnbuckle bolt, elbows on his knees, waiting for the bell to sound and truly seal his fate. Missy Janson - And finally, the last member of Team Moxie...Moxie Roxie! PA System - Everyone sucks but me. Riot girls across the arena unite, as the irritatingly feminist pop punk beat of Le Tigre's "Deceptacon"(which has surprisingly little to do with evil transforming robots) bleeds through the PA. The up tempo tune unites fans of poor and average taste in a show of approval for OWF's resident rock star. The curtain parts, revealing our priestess of punk, who throws up the devil horns with one hand. After playing with the height of the international symbol for rock 'n' roll, she notices she has the ability to control the volume of the crowd. Deciding this ability is useless, Moxie begins her trek to the ring. It is a trek free of skipping and hand slapping. She just tries to keep her distance. Leaping to the steel siding, she scales it and gets onto the plat form. She enters the ring and Moxie heads to the nearest corner and steps up on the second turnbuckle. Giving a bow to her indiscernable number of fans, she flips into the ring to prepare for action. Dunn - This is going to be one heck of a match. Falcoon - We don't even know the opponents yet! Dunn - Any of the other three teams will be fine with me. Kissens - I agree. Missy Janson - And their opponents, coming to the ring first from Las Vegas, Nevada...Specter! PA System - Tonight's your lucky fucking night. Says the voice of the Venetian Vandal to an arena full of fans that may or may not remember the glory days of MVW. The surf guitar sweetness of The Dead Kennedys' rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" assaults the ears of the audience, leaving images of gambling and debauchery dancing in their heads. A wave of purple and silver confetti drifts to the arena floor, indicating that a celebration is in order. What celebration is that? Why, the arrival of none other than Specter, who steps through the curtain and surveys the arena with a smirk. He looks from the ring to the fans and back again, before beginning his pace to the ring. Shrugging off the high five attempts and remarks of fans, he slips to ringside and quickly hops onto the caged wall. He pulls himself up and over and lands on his feet, quickly walking towards the ring and stepping through the ropes. He glares across the ring as his music fades out. Kissens - Look at the stare Specter is giving Vacant! Missy Janson - Coming to the ring next, from Los Angeles, California...Ray Lopes! The chopped and screwed chorus for Rainbow Colors by Three 6 Mafia and Lil Flip begins to play. I got them rainbow colors in my cup A mildly sedated Ray Lopes step out on top of the ramp with a Styrofoam cup in his right hand. He slowly makes his way down to the ring, takes one more sip from the cup, and tosses it into the crowd. He climbs over the caged wall and up onto the platform before leapfrogging the ropes and getting into the ring. His music fades out and he stares across the ring at his opponents. Missy Janson - And finally, their partner...From Los Angeles, California...Greg Jackson! "California Love" by Tupac blares over the speakers, sending the fans into a frenzy! Greg Jackson comes out from the back and starts jumping around to pump up the fans. He then makes his way down to the ring and finds a young child to give them a classic Greg Jackson Souvenir... a partially thawed micorwavable bean and cheese burrito... a gift that child will never forget. Greg then scales the caged wall, gets up onto the platform and into the ring. His music fades out slowly. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The referee orders two members of each team to the outside platform. Greg Jackson and Valtiel start off the match while Vacant, Moxie Roxie, Specter and Ray Lopes step to the outside. The competitors on the platforms stay on opposite sides of the ring for the time being while Jackson and Valtiel lock up. Jackson gets the upper hand, pushing Valtiel backwards into the ropes. Valtiel looks back at his partners who both have their hands extended. Valtiel tags in Moxie who jumps into the ring and charges at Jackson who ducks a leg lariat attempt by Moxie. She hits the mat as Jackson positions himself behind her. When she stands up, he nails a falling neckbreaker on her, sending her right down to the mat. Jackson quickly covers her...1...2...Vacant runs in and stomps Jackson on the back of the head. He lifts him up, leans him up against the ropes and attempts for the Vacancy onto the steel platform, but Jackson is able to reverse the momentum and toss Vacant over the ropes face first onto the steel platform. Falcoon - Ouch! Out of nowhere, Moxie runs at Greg and nails him with a hard clothesline that sends him over the top rope and crashing down to the steel platform. She exits the ring and steps onto the platform. Now all six competitors are outside of the ring and on the platform. Valtiel runs full speed around the platforms and clotheslines Lopes nearly out of his boots, only to be decked by Specter with a wide right hand. Moxie picks up Jackson and throws him shoulder first into the caged wall that is between the superstars and the crowd. Jackson lays on the platform, holding his back area while Vacant finally gets back up to his feet. His orange skimask is soaked in red blood, but he leaves it on for the time being. He ignores Ray Lopes and stares Specter right into his eyes. Specter just smiles and turns away. Vacant looks at Greg Jackson and he runs towards the ropes. He jumps to the second one and moonsaults off of it. He lands the moonsault on Jackson on the steel platform as Specter looks on in approval of Vacant's actions. Dunn - Looks like he's just trying to show off for Moxie and Specter. Specter gets cold clocked by Moxie Roxie, who surprises him with a hard elbow. Falcoon - It cost Specter there. Kissens - Moxie! Whoooo! Lopes gets up and begins to take on Moxie, gaining an advantage with repeated right hands. He throws her through the ropes and into the ring. Vacant sees this and tackles Lopes on the outside, allowing Jackson to get back into the ring by crawling on the platform and into the ring. He pushes himself up and he and Moxie square off once again. Vacant gets off of Ray Lopes and runs back to his corner as Moxie backs up into it. He reaches through the ropes and slaps her on the ass, tagging himself in. Dunn - He's got balls! She turns around and smacks him across the face, tagging herself back in before Vacant can even get into the ring. Kissens - You show 'em Moxie! She turns around, only to be speared by Greg Jackson through the ropes, into Vacant, and sending all three of them to the platform. he referee indicates a tag was made. Falcoon - Vacant is now the legal man. Valtiel has his hands full with both Ray Lopes and Specter on the opposite platform as both men pummel him down to a pulp. Vacant gets up to his feet on the other side of the ring, but he is quickly taken down with a soccer kick to the back of his leg by a charging Lopes, who runs around the platform to attack Vacant. Specter leaves Valtiel to bleed on the platform, and walks towards the rest of the competitors. Vacant rolls into the ring leaving Moxie to be attacked by Jackson, Lopes and Specter. Vacant runs against the far ropes and in one giant leap bounds up to the top rope. He launches himself and takes out Lopes, Jackson and Specter, saving Moxie for the time being. Valtiel gets back to his feet and walks over to the area and picks up Moxie. Vacant is able to get himself up on his own power and the fans applaud him for his effort. Falcoon - The action has been all over the place here. Dunn - It could honestly go either way. Kissens - I don't know y'all, we may not even have a winner. Who are the legal men? Dunn - Vacant and Jackson I think. Vacant rolls Jackson into the ring and then walks over to Valtiel. Valtiel picks Vacant up with ease and tosses him over the top rope, back into the ring so he lands a splash on Jackson. Vacant quickly covers him...1...2...kickout. Falcoon - Good team work by Team Moxie. Dunn - I think they are the only ones who came in with a plan. Lopes gets up to his feet as Moxie is dragged away by Valtiel. Specter stands and both teams retreat to opposite sides of the platforms. Vacant picks up Greg Jackson and attempts to push him back into the corner, but he is thwarted when Jackson brings a hard knee up to his stomach. He grabs Vacant by his bloody mask and lifts him up over his shoulder. With all of his might, Jackson tip toes over towards the ropes and swings Vacant over the ropes and crashing down onto his back with a front powerslam. His back absorbs the full impact of the unforgiving steel. Jackson falls to one knee in a relative amount of pain as Vacant writhes in pain on the platform before rolling himself back into the ring. Jackson stands up and grabs Vacant by his mask again. He grabs him and tosses him shoulder first right into one of the turnbuckles before Jackson turns and tags in Ray Lopes. Kissens - Jackson did all the heavy lifting, now Lopes can pick up the pieces. Ray furiously stomps away at Vacant before lifting him up and pressing him firmly back first up against the ropes. He irish whips Vacant across the ring and off the opposite set of ropes. Ray bends over when Vacant bounces back, looking to back body drop him over the top rope but Vacant somersaults over his back and lands on his feet on the platform on the outside. In one quick motion, Vacant grabs a hold of the top rope with both hands and slingshots himself over the top rope. He grabs a hold of the head of Lopes, who has his back to him still, and Vacant nails a diving bulldog. Both competitors lay on the mat, each of them crawling towards their corner looking for a Tag. Falcoon - Who is going to make it first? Kissens - They're dead even. Dunn - I knew this tournament would give us some interesting match ups. Falcoon - There is no doubt about that. Lopes dives, tagging in Specter who heads into the ring with a full head of steam. Vacant dives and tags in Valtiel who steps into the ring. Specter and Valtiel stand toe to toe, staring each other up and down again before sending blazing fists of fury in each others direction. Neither man flinches as each closed fist finds its mark. Specter changes it up and nails a european uppercut, followed by a clothesline attempt which only stumbles Valtiel. Valtiel attempts a clothesline of his own, but Specter ducks and grabs a hold of his arm, taking him down with a quick hip toss. Specter rolls up to his feet as Valtiel is barely phased and pushes himself up rather quickly. He rushes Specter and pushes him back first into a neutral corner. Valtiel nails Specter with three hard shoulder charges that send shockwaves of pain up and down the spine of Specter. Valtiel backs off and staggers into the middle of the ring. When he turns around, he narrowily ducks a double armed clothesline attempt from Specter. Once he ducks, he lifts Specter up onto his shoulders. He throws Specter and nails The Gallows Fall, an F-5, on him right in the center of the ring. The fans get excited and drown out the announcers who try to speak as Valtiel covers Specter...1...2...thr-- broken up by Ray Lopes who stomps the back of Valtiel's head. Falcoon - God that was a close call. Both men lay on their backs gasping for air. They both slowly begin pushing themselves up to their feet, unaware of their surroundings and where their opponents are. Valtiel pushes himself up to one knee, holding his head while Specter is gasping for air with his arm draped across his chest as he kneels on both knees. Valtiel reaches up with his left arm and grabs a hold of the ropes and begins hoisting himself up to his feet while Specter places both of his palms firmly on the mat and begins pushing himself up to his feet. Valtiel stands, gains his senses and glances to his partners. He then looks at Specter who is wobbling around on his unsteady legs. Valtiel crouches and waits for Specter to turn around. As soon as Specter stumbles into a position facing Valtiel, he charges and swings his right arm outwards for a clothesline. At the last second Specter hooks Valtiel's arm and locks it behind his back. He locks him in a cross face chicken wing, then follows it up with a front leg sweep driving Valtiel's face right into the mat. Dunn - Prank Masturbation! Kissens - What! Dunn - That's the name of that move! I've been doing my research! Both competitors lay on the mat, gasping for air as their teammates cheer them on. They begin crawling to their corners, with neither of them moving particularly fast. Specter reaches out, but is still too far from his corner while Valtiel continues to move towards his corner. All four competitors on the outside have their arms extended in, looking for the tag. Specter is the first to tag out, as he tags in Ray Lopes. He gets into the ring but Valtiel is able to drive at the last second and tag in Moxie. The fans roar as she enters the ring and nails Ray immediately with a dropkick. Lopes hops right back up, only to be taken down by another dropkick. He somersaults up and this time is able to sidestep Moxie's dropkick and let's her collapse to the mat. He grabs a hold of her hair and drags her back to her feet. He brings a sharp knee up into the stomach of Moxie before hooking her in a front face lock, he tosses her arm over his head and he lifts her straight up into the air. Moxie kicks her legs and is able to float over and land on her feet. She grabs Ray in a reverse waist lock and rushes forward, pushing him up against the ropes. He holds onto them tight and Moxie somersaults backwards. Moxie runs forward as soon as she stands, avoiding a spin kick from Lopes and bouncing off the opposite set of ropes. When she comes back she leaps into the air for a cross body block, but he catches her easily. He goes to toss her over his head, but she spins in mid air and lands on her feet. Lopes turns around and receives a kick in the gut. Moxie grabs a hold of his head in a Stunner position but instead she flips over backwards and nails a float over inverted DDT. Kissens - Tickled Pink! Falcoon - Just like that! Moxie quickly covers Lopes...1...2...3! Dunn - NO! Falcoon - Lopes had his foot on the ropes! The referee waives off the pinfall and doesn't call for the bell. The match continues as Moxie looks incredibly frustrated. The fans are applauding the show as Moxie slowly pushes herself up to her feet and she drags Lopes to his feet. She grabs him around the head in a side headlock and drags him towards her corner, where with her free hand she motions Vacant to go up top. He springboards onto the top rope and Moxie pulls Ray's arm back to expose his ribs. Vacant jumps off, nailing a missle dropkick to the midsection of Ray Lopes. With the impact, Moxie rolls Lopes backwards into a crucifix pin position. The referee slides into place...1...2...kickout! Kissens - Great teamwork by Team Moxie! Dunn - Gonna need more than that to get a win though. Falcoon - I'm not sure. This match has gone on for a while. Moxie stands up, walking back to her corner and tagging in Vacant. He hops into the ring and runs across, nailing a flying cross body on Jackson which throws him backwards onto the steel platform. Specter smiles as Jackson looks hurt and Vacant rears back, unleashing a hard elbow right to the jaw of Specter who looks almost stunned as a drop of blood trickles down from his lips. Dunn - Vacant is making a statement. Vacant turns around only to be rolled into a small package by Ray Lopes. Kissens - Big mistake! Falcoon - Look! Both of their shoulders are down! The referee slides into place...1...2...3! Dunn - Who won?! All the competitors on the outside enter the ring and begin to argue with the referee. Vacant and Lopes look exhausted on the mat, gasping for air while a second referee runs down the ramp to talk with the original. They begin to argue as they leave the ringside area. Missy Janson - The winners of this match and moving on to the Finals of the Three Man Tag Team Tournament...Uh... The fans applaud all the competitors, even though no one is informed who moves on.
Falcoon - Folks...We have no clue what just happened there. Dunn - And we are already going to have the next semifinal soon. Kissens - Not that quick... The ring technicians begin to break down the steel platforms around the ring. Kissens - They just started to break down the platforms, so we have a little while. We cut backstage where we see Chase Johnson running around backstage. Garrett Greene approaches him from the side. Garrett Greene - CJ! What do you have to say about what just happened? Prez CJ - You're going to have to wait for my decision until before the match. I may just cancel the whole fucking thing! Garrett Greene - But why? CJ stops and turns around. Prez CJ - It has been a rough week here Garrett. I've put my heart and soul into this event specificially, and I have taken care of the OWF like it is my child. Yet, I get screwed again and again and again. In all fairness, I get warned by people on who I should and shouldn't offer an OWF contract. I let my pride get the best of me. Those Quarterfinal Matches? They were all a damn joke because of mistakes I made. Now I know why DK is how he is. Garrett Greene - What does that mean? Prez CJ - Scott Kidd is known all over the world for how many people he has screwed -- but has anybody stopped to think for one second how many people screwed Scott Kidd? How many people made promises, and signed contracts, only to put in minimal no effort or no effort at all. Everyone is quick to say DK screwed the OWF, well that's not the case. The OWF screwed the OWF, and it seems to be happening once again. I'm tired of the excuses of prior engagements. The truth is, no matter what, you abandoned your word that you gave to everybody who ever gave a shit about you on OWF Television. Consider it what you will, because I smelled horseshit from the second anyone signed on the dotted line. I had a plan ready to go incase I'd end up with a bunch of empty suits. And that's what you've seen tonight. These people want to be entertained and I'm giving it to them. Now if you'll excuse me. CJ brushes by Garrett quickly. The cameras cut back to the ringside area. Around the outside of the ring, tables, ladders and chairs are scattered along the floor. The cameras pan around the ring to show exactly how many items are actually in play. The cameras quickly cut to the announcers booth while Missy Janson pushes herself out of her seat and begins to head towards the ring for introductions. Falcoon - My favorite kind of match...Tables, Ladders and Chairs. Kissens - This is going to get violent. Missy steps through the ropes and into the center of the ring, bringing a microphone up to her lips. Missy Janson - The following match up is the last Semfinal for the Three Man Tag Team Tournament...It is a Tables, Ladders and Chairs Elimination Match. The only way to win is for one team to eliminate all of the other members of the team. You can only score eliminations by pinfall or submission. The fans cheer loudly as she pauses briefly. Missy Janson - Coming to the ring first, the first two members of the first time...The Gangster's Disciples...Thug 1 and Thug 2! The two hulking men enter through the entrance ramp as their music blasts through the PA System. They have the OWF Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Team Titles over their shoulders as the fans still don't know what to make of them. Falcoon - These newcomers have won the Tag Team Titles in their first match, beat the former tag champions again in a three man tag match...I'd say they are on quite the impressive streak. Dunn - Indeed. The two men get onto the apron and step over the top rope, discarding their tag titles as they begin to stretch out in preparation of the match. Their music slowly fades out. Missy Janson - And their partner, from Phoenix, Arizona...Alexis Cage! A blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and a soft voice follows. PA System - It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont.. Street. Just then a hard drum slam comes across and the dimmed lights flicker once. PA System - Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing. Suddenly a bass drum comes into play pounding at each half second as each word of "Build God, Then We'll Talk" By Panic At The Disco leaks out over the crowd. PA System - Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.. The lights continue to strobe around the arena, fading out with each hit of the bass drum, they look for something as the fans rise to their feet. PA System - The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde! The fans scream as you see a figure emerge on the side of the OWF tron, it's kneeled down as the flashing and pulsing spotlights continue to search.. PA System - And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.... The spotlight dies and everything is silent in the arena, all but the sounds of cheering fans. Seconds pass before the spotlight returns on the side of the OWFtron nearly 10 foot in the air to show Alexis Cage standing with her arms in the air. ...Along with the people inside Suddenly Alexis drops down from the OWF-tron letting her skirt float up over her hips on the way down. He lands on the stage and screams "YEAH!" while throwing a fist into the air. The fans get more excited by the second! The arena lights back up as the theme continues to play on her way down to the ring. Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a
virgin She slides into the ring face first then leaps to her feet then instantly runs to the top turnbuckle leaping straight to it. And not to mention, the constable, and his
proposition, for that "virgin" Along with the people inside The sound fades away as she hops down from the turnbuckle and prepares herself for her match. Kissens - This is some oddball team, but for some reason they work well together. Dunn - Well, they are about to be truly tested. Missy Janson - And their opponents, coming to the ring first, from Anchorage, Alaska...Eclipse! "Shit Life" by Dope blares throughout the arena. The fans squint trying to see what's going on around the dark entrance way when suddenly a figure emerges from the darkness as if ripping itself out of it. A flowing, ragged black cloak envelops her body and head while her attractive, scarred face is split into two sides. The right side looks normal while the left is painted paler with black stitches painted on causing the whole left side of her face to look as if it's been pieced backed together. Especially around the eyes and lips. Slowly she walks down the ramp towards the ring. With every step the light in front of her dims so that she is never walking in full illumination. After entering the ring she stops near the ropes while looking at Alexis only, with her head tilted downward and to the side at a strange angle. Dunn - Poor Alexis. Kissens - I think she has protection in Thug 1 and Thug 2. Falcoon - Possibly. But even then, Eclipse is a different animal. Missy Janson - Out to the ring next, from Huntington, New York...Chris Green! "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd hits the speakers as Chris Green arrogantly walks down the ramp. He keeps his eyes focused on the ring with a cocky smile across his face the whole time. He ignores the fans reaction to him and he quickly picks up his pace from a steady walk to a jog. He slides under the bottom rope and into the ring. His music slowly fades out as the fans settle down. Dunn - This team is incredibly talented. Falcoon - We'll see if they can work together any longer. Missy Janson - And their partners, from Las Vegas, Nevada...Jesse Williams! PA System - NOW YOU'RE DOING THE WALTZ WITH YOUR MURDERER! "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean hits the speakers as Jesse Williams walks out to a huge ovation. He has the World Title over his shoulder as he slowly begins his long walk down the ramp. All eyes are on him, except for Alexis and Eclipse who are still engaged in a stare down. Jesse places the World Title on the apron as he slides under the bottom rope and stands in the ring. His music slowly fades out as all six competitors stand in the ring. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) As soon as the bell rings, Thug 1 and Thug 2 leave the ring. Thug 1 grabs a Ladder while Thug 2 grabs a chair and slides right into the ring. Falcoon - The Gangsters Disciples are going for the hardware immediately. Thug 2 stands up and rears the chair back and nails Green across the back. Thug 2 turns to face Jesse but Eclipse punches the chair straight into the face of Thug 2 before he can hit Jesse. From behind Eclipse, Thug 1 rushes her with the ladder in hand but Jesse pulls Eclipse down to the mat. Williams jumps up and nails a dropkick right onto the ladder, which crashes back into the chest of Thug 1. Alexis looks around, not sure what to do. Green stands up and approaches Alexis but she is able to nail a spinkick that sends Green tumbling to the outside. Alexis picks up the chair brought in by Thug 2. She climbs up the corner, with the chair in hand. Green gets up to his feet and Alexis leaps off the top rope, towards Green. She connects with him as the chair and the body of Alexis come crashing down with full force on the head of Green. Both of them lay on the outside incapacitated as the fans acknowledge the act of bravery. Dunn - That was less skill than it was just pure damage. Kissens - She accomplished what she set out to do. In the ring, Eclipse squares off with Thug 1 while Jesse locks up with Thug 2. Thug 2 tosses Jesse out of the ring with ease, while Eclipse is able to take down Thug 1 with a hard right hand to the throat. Thug 2 follows Jesse outside and grabs one of the tables. He begins to set it up on the outside before lifting it and placing it on the announcers table. Dunn - What you guys doin?! He reaches down, grabbing Jesse by the hair and slamming him face first into the ring apron. Thug 2 continues to beat on Jesse on the outside while Eclipse has grabbed the ladder on the inside and has begun to use it as a battering ram on Thug 1. Green and Alexis are just getting up on the other side of the ring as well as Thug 2 is now on the outside apron. He drags Jesse up to the apron and tucks his head between his legs. He lifts Jesse up for a powerbomb. Falcoon - No, Jesus christ! Williams swings down, executive a flawless hurricanrana that sends Thug 2 flipping off the apron. He crashes through not only the wooden table, but also the announcers table. Their microphones cut off dead as Thug 2 lays in a pile of splintered wood while Jesse lays on the outside of the ring holding his head. Green rolls back into the ring and Alexis quickly follows him in. Eclipse sees Alexis slide in and she tosses the ladder at her, connecting with her abdomen and sending her down to the mat. Jesse begins crawling back towards Thug 2, who is still motionless on the floor in the broken pieces of two tables. Williams grabs one of his arms and begins dragging his lifeless body towards the ring. He slides him inside, lifting all of his dead weight on his own and sliding him under the bottom rope. Green, Eclipse and Williams stand tall in the ring as each of their opponents are down on the ground. Jesse walks over to Thug 2 and lifts him up, he picks him up and holds him straight in the air with a vertical suplex. The fans all stare in amazement as Jesse turns Thug 2 around in the air, so he is facing him while still in the suplex position. Jesse then brings him down right on his neck with an Inverted Emerald Frosion. He quickly hooks the leg of Thug 2 as the referee slides into place...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Thug 2 has been eliminated! The announcers and technicians scramble to try to fix the commentary devices, but have no luck so far. Alexis, wisely, rolls out of the ring where she is followed by Eclipse. As soon as Eclipse bends over to step through the ropes, Alexis swings a steel chair up and connects flush with her face. Eclipse falls dazed across the middle rope and Alexis unleashes a second chair shot that sends Eclipse down to her back. Thug 2 rolls out of the ring while Green picks up Thug 1 and pushes him back up against the ropes. Williams sits back and watches the mayhem while Green gets overpowered by Thug 1, who clotheslines him over the top rope and to the outside. Thug 1 follows, grabbing two tables off the ground and sliding them into the ring. Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Alexis Cage has begun to throw every steel chair at ring side into the ring, followed by two ladders. The ring is now litered with tables, ladders and chairs. Thug 1 picks up Chris Green and throws him shoulder first into the steel ring steps, sending them flying off their set position as Green collapses to the floor. Thug 1 has no time to relish in the damage he did as he is caught off guard by Jesse Williams who, at full speed, charges across the ring and leaps clear over the top rope. He flips frontward while twisting and lands back first on top of Thug 1 sending him down on the outside. The fans go bezerk to see signs of the old Jesse Williams, who hops up and raises his arms. Falcoon - He-- Hello? Dunn - Can you hear me Gordie? Falcoon - Sure can. Kissens - Whew, that was scary. Dunn - This has been a lot of action, just like was promised. Alexis hops back into the ring as Eclipse begins to get up to her feet. Alexis sets up one of the tables in the corner, followed by grabbing a ladder and setting it up in the ring and then finally grabbing a steel chair and turning towards Eclipse. With all the time she wasted, Eclipse had time to recover and Alexis is met with a hard boot to the abdomen as soon as she turns around. She drops the steel chair and Eclipse strikes her down with a hard right fist. Falcoon - We've seen these two go at it before. Eclipse reaches down, grabbing a handful of Alexis' hair and dragging her up to her feet. She pushes Alexis back first up against the table she just set up in the corner. Eclipse charges, but Alexis dives to the mat, sending Eclipse face first into the table. It doesn't break, so Alexis immediately stands up and grabs a hold of the ladder she set up. She yanks it down, throwing it down in the direction of Eclipse who just barely dodges it. Alexis sets the ladder back up on its legs before she picks up one of the chairs in the ring and throws it at Eclipse. Eclipse is able to catch it in midair -- but Alexis jumps and nails a dropkick into the chair which stumbles Eclipse backwards. Alexis sees her opportunity and runs as fast as she can at Eclipse. She looks to tackle her through the table, but Eclipse won't budge. She locks Alexis in a front face lock and throws her arm over her shoulder right infront of the table in the corner. She picks Alexis up into a vertical suplex, but Alexis floats over and lands behind Eclipse, between her and the table in the corner. With every muscle in her upper body, Alexis pushes Eclipse from behind and she stumbles face first right into one of the rungs in the ladder. Eclipse stumbles back around, and Alexis grabs her by the head. She turns and charges at the corner, diving out over the turnbuckle and nailing Uncaged on Eclipse through the table. Alexis falls to the outside hard, but Eclipse took the worst of the move. Kissens - Diamond Cutter through the table! Dunn - That cost Alexis, too! Falcoon - But she finally took down Eclipse. Williams gets back into the ring, leaning up against the corner once again while the other four remaining competitors recover from their injuries. Both Green and Thug 1 are stirring on the outside. Green rolls into the ring, followed by Thug 1. They both begin to get up to their feet, with Thug 1 throwing a wide right that catches Green across his jaw. Green fights back with a hard right kick that barely stuns Thug 1, who grabs Green around the throat. From behind, Williams picks up a steel chair that Alexis threw into the ring and cracks the chair over the back of Thug 1. He doesn't fall, prompting Green to pick up a chair of his own. The two enemies lock eyes and within seconds unleash a conchairto to the skull of Thug 1. Green collapses on top of him for the cover as chants of "Cold Grass! Cold Grass!" can be heard coming from the crowd...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Thug 1 has been eliminated! Dunn - Now Alexis really is all alone. Eclipse slowly begins to stir while Alexis rolls herself into the ring. Williams and Green stare at Alexis who is struggling to stand, but she picks up a steel chair. She is able to swing it, but misses completely. The two stand laughing in front of her when from behind them Robin Sparks runs out with a steel chair in her hands. She slides into the ring only to be knocked right out with a superkick from Jesse Williams. Alexis looks on in shock as her last plan goes down the tubes. Falcoon - No, now she's really all alone. Alexis turns around to find herself on the receiving end of a boot to the stomach from Eclipse. She hooks her up in a front face lock, then throws her arm over her shoulder. She lifts Alexis up into the air for a suplex, then drops her down with a powerbomb. Kissens - The End of Innocence! Eclipse covers Alexis...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Alexis Cage has been eliminated...Therefore, the winners of this match and moving on to the finals of the Three Man Tag Team Tournament...Eclipse, Chris Green and Jesse Williams! Falcoon - Quite the great match. Dunn - Leading up to a very nice looking Main Event. The ring crew comes out to clean up most of the mess and build a new table for the announce team. All the competitors head to the backstage area, except for Alexis Cage. The materials for the Main Event Match are wheeled out while Alexis rolls out of the ring and walks over to the announcers. Alexis Cage - Did you see that crap! I was screwed! She slaps a open bottle of water down onto the table, soaking the papers. Alexis Cage - I should have won! She kicks the table hard. Falcoon - Whoa, chill out! Alexis reaches across the table and grabs Gordie Falcoon by his tie. Alexis Cage - What you say? Falcoon - I said you were screwed! She releases him, then pushes all the soaked pieces of paper to the floor before leaving through the crowd, looking very heated. Kissens - What was that all about? Falcoon - I have no clue. Dunn - You're such a wimp. "The New Black" by Every Time I Die hits the speakers and the fans cheer. Falcoon - Uhhhh yeah...So...I can't remember the last time they cheered for CJ. Kissens - I think they're just cheering for the coming announcement. President Chase Johnson walks out onto the ramp. He has a microphone in his left hand, and a white piece of paper in his right. His music fades out as he brings his left hand up near his mouth. Prez CJ - Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to keep you all waiting. This announcement isn't monumental in the least bit. Since there was an apparent double pin by the two legal men in the Platform Match Semifinal, both teams will be advancing to the finals. My technicians have build a modified scaffold that will be able to hold all nine competitors. The fans explode in cheers. Prez CJ - There will be a winner tonight. First team to make their way down into the ring, touching both feet to the mat, and then climb up and over the cage and down to the floor with all competitors having accomplished that, will win the tournament. Enjoy the main event. CJ turns and leaves to a loud applause. Dunn - I'm stoked! How about you guys? Kissens - I'm nervous. We cut backstage where we see Jesse Williams walking away from the entrance way with the OWF World Title over his shoulder. He rounds a corner where he is confronted by an unmasked Vacant, whose ski mask is pulled down only above his eyebrows but still has a small domino mask covering his eyes to sheild his full identity. Jesse Williams - Hey buddy, what's up? Nicholas Perry - Why is my mother in Indiana? Jesse Williams - I had to bring her, Nick. Nicholas Perry - Jesse, I'm telling you now...If you hurt her, or Moxie, I will never forgive you. Jesse steps forward. Jesse Williams - You know what, I'm getting sick and tired of some teenager pushing me around. I do everything I can for you and you don't respect me worth shit. Well go listen to Moxie Roxie, or Specter- Because I'm done, Nicky. Jesse turns around and bumps into Moxie Roxie. Moxie Roxie - Pleasure seeing you here, chump. Jesse Williams - Last time I checked, I've tasted gold here while you can't win even when it's offered on a silver platter. Jesse laughs and looks back at a furious Vacant who has pulled the mask over his face. Jesse Williams - Keep hanging out with this jokester and she's going to get you nowhere. See you out there, buddy. Jesse pushes past Moxie and walks off. Moxie looks at Vacant. Moxie Roxie - You did the right thing standing up to him. You can't let him rule your life. Vacant - I won't. I'm going to prove it, too! Vacant storms off as the cameras cut back to the ring which is almost completely set up. The ring is full of tables stacked three high and the cage is fastened into place. From the rafters, a much wider Scaffold than usual is lowered, so that it can accomodate all nine competitors. The fans begin to get excited as the technicians attached a rope ladder to outside of the cage so the competitors can get to the scaffold. Falcoon - We're almost ready out here, and it seems like some members of each team are ready as well. Kissens - I can't believe things have gotten so bad between godfather and godson. Dunn - Chicks do that to you. Missy Janson stands up and holds a microphone in her hand, ready to begin the announcements for the Main Event. Missy Janson - It is time for the Main Event! The fans cheer loudly. Missy Janson - It is the Final for the Three Man Tag Team Tournament, and it is a Scaffold, Tables and Cage Match. All nine competitors will start on the scaffold. The only way to win is to either drop into the ring which is full of tables, or be thrown down there. Once in the ring, the first team to have all of their competitors climb up and over the cage, and to the floor, wins the match. Falcoon - I'm getting pumped! Missy Janson - Coming to the ring first, from Team Moxie...Valtiel! The lights of the arena go black. The sound of a classical piano begins to play a slow, dark piece. Ice blue lights begin to slowly light the stage as demonic growling and roaring fades in and out. As time passes, fog begins to creep from entrance and down the rampway. Suddenly, "Godhead's Lament" by Opeth begins to envelope the arena. Marauder! Then Valtiel walks through the fog. He stands still on the stage. His eyes scope out the cheering fans; a smile forms on his face as he begins walking down the ramp. I hide the scars from my past He stares straight ahead as he nears the ring. Then, he stops before it, inhales the fog, then continues. Sly smile, poisoned glare smile Adoring what has never been He walks around the caged ring, raises a open hand and sparks begin to rain around the ring. He then lowers his head. His dreadlocks cover his face. He stands motionless. Searching my way to perplexion Though I could not leave this place Valtiel leans back and exhales a large cloud of smoke above the ring. He begins to climb up the side of the cage and make his way up to the scaffold, which he eventually does. Missy Janson - Next out to the ring, also representing Team Moxie...Vacant! Heavy piano chords slam out over the PA as "Bastard" by Ben Folds somberly ques in for the crowd. The curtains ripple as Vacant slips through, tugging down on the blaze orange ski mask covering his face, and begins the long stride down the ramp in the midst of a strong applause. He scans the crowd briefly as he walks, before tearing his attention back to the ring and forcing himself to focus, climbing up the side of the cage and along the rope ladder. Valtiel helps him across and onto the scaffold. His music slowly fades out as both men stand on the scaffold above the ring. Missy Janson - And finally, the last member of Team Moxie...Moxie Roxie! PA System - Everyone sucks but me. Riot girls across the arena unite, as the irritatingly feminist pop punk beat of Le Tigre's "Deceptacon"(which has surprisingly little to do with evil transforming robots) bleeds through the PA. The up tempo tune unites fans of poor and average taste in a show of approval for OWF's resident rock star. The curtain parts, revealing our priestess of punk, who throws up the devil horns with one hand. After playing with the height of the international symbol for rock 'n' roll, she notices she has the ability to control the volume of the crowd. Deciding this ability is useless, Moxie begins her trek to the ring. It is a trek free of skipping and hand slapping. She just tries to keep her distance. Leaping to the steel siding, she makes quick work of it and gets to the top where she climbs the rope ladder across to the scaffold. Her music dies down as Team Moxie groups up on the stable Scaffold. Dunn - And here come their opponents! Missy Janson - Opposing them, coming to the ring first...from Anchorage, Alaska...Eclipse! "Shit Life" by Dope blares throughout the arena. The fans squint trying to see what's going on around the dark entrance way when suddenly a figure emerges from the darkness as if ripping itself out of it. A flowing, ragged black cloak envelops her body and head while her attractive, scarred face is split into two sides. The right side looks normal while the left is painted paler with black stitches painted on causing the whole left side of her face to look as if it's been pieced backed together. Especially around the eyes and lips. Slowly she walks down the ramp towards the ring. With every step the light in front of her dims so that she is never walking in full illumination. She looks at the ring and begins climbing up the side towards the scaffold. She eventually reaches the rope ladder and climbs up onto the scaffold across from Team Moxie. Her music slowly fades out. Kissens - I'm getting nervous just watching them up there! Falcoon - Me too! Dunn - Pansies! Just just said that Jackie...Grow some balls! Missy Janson - Coming out next, from Huntington, New York...Chris Green! "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd hits the speakers as Chris Green arrogantly walks down the ramp. He keeps his eyes focused on the ring with a cocky smile across his face the whole time. He ignores the fans reaction to him and he quickly picks up his pace from a steady walk to a jog. He leaps up onto the cage siding and begins to scale upwards. He grabs a hold of the rope ladder and pulls himself up onto the scaffolding that hangs fifteen feet above the ring. Green stands up and looks out into the crowd who is giving him a mixed reaction now with a lot less booing. His music fades out soon after. Missy Janson - And their partner, from Las Vegas, Nevada...Jesse Williams! PA System - NOW YOU'RE DOING THE WALTZ WITH YOUR MURDERER! "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean hits the speakers as Jesse Williams walks out to a huge ovation. He has the World Title over his shoulder as he slowly begins his long walk down the ramp. He lays it on the ramp and slowly makes his way down towards the ring. He grabs a hold of the cage panel and begins climbing up with ease. He grabs a hope of the rope ladder and easily swings himself up to a standing position on the scaffold. His music slowly fades out. Missy Janson - And the final team..coming to the ring first from Las Vegas, Nevada...Specter! PA System - Tonight's your lucky fucking night. Says the voice of the Venetian Vandal to an arena full of fans that may or may not remember the glory days of MVW. The surf guitar sweetness of The Dead Kennedys' rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" assaults the ears of the audience, leaving images of gambling and debauchery dancing in their heads. A wave of purple and silver confetti drifts to the arena floor, indicating that a celebration is in order. What celebration is that? Why, the arrival of none other than Specter, who steps through the curtain and surveys the arena with a smirk. He looks from the ring to the fans and back again, before beginning his pace to the ring. Shrugging off the high five attempts and remarks of fans, he slips to ringside and begins to climb up the cage panel. It takes Specter little time to make it to the rope ladder where he pulls himself up onto the scaffold. His music slowly fades out as Specter stands and glares at the six opponents in front of him. Missy Janson - Introducing next, from Los Angeles, California...Greg Jackson! "California Love" by Tupac blares over the speakers, sending the fans into a frenzy! Greg Jackson comes out from the back and starts jumping around to pump up the fans. He then makes his way down to the ring and finds a young child to give them a classic Greg Jackson Souvenir... a partially thawed micorwavable bean and cheese burrito... a gift that child will never forget. Greg then quickly scales the cage panel, grabbing a hold of the rope ladder and making his way onto the scaffold. He stretches himself out as soon as he stands and his music fades to black. Missy Janson - And finally, their partner...From Los Angeles, California...Ray Lopes! The chopped and screwed chorus for Rainbow Colors by Three 6 Mafia and Lil Flip begins to play. I got them rainbow colors in my cup A mildly sedated Ray Lopes step out on top of the ramp with a Styrofoam cup in his right hand. He slowly makes his way down to the ring, takes one more sip from the cup, sets it down on the floor, and begins climbing up the cage siding. He gets to the rope ladder and quickly gets up to the scaffold, where he joins the other eight competitors. Falcoon - All nine competitors are up there. Dunn - We're just about ready to go! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Kissens - Here we go! All nine competitors are facing one another on top of the scaffoling above the ring. There is a lot of room to work with up there, since the steel scaffold has been elongated and widened. It barely moves at all as all nine competitors begin to steady themselves. The first to make a move is Valtiel who runs across the scaffold at Green. Green ducks and nails a short charging spear that takes Valtiel flat to his back on the scaffold. Quickly, Moxie walks over and unleashes a swinging low kick that cracks Green across the face, dazing him slightly. Eclipse, with her eyes locked on the only female competitor besides her, slowly steps forward which causes Moxie to take a step back. Williams, meanwhile, is staring at Vacant who is trying to avoid eye contact with Jesse. Eclipse takes another step forward, which prompts Vacant to run in to protect Moxie. He steps between Moxie and Eclipse, causing Eclipse to stop briefly -- long enough to be caught with a high kick from Specter that sends her down on the scaffold. Jackson moves forward and grabs Moxie by her hair, tugging her backwards and nailing a reverse DDT on her on the scaffold. Vacant charges Jackson, who at the last second is able to trip up Vacant who falls face first down on the scaffold. Williams walks over to Jackson and nails him with a forearm smash, but quickly finds himself on the receiving end of a hard dropkick from Ray Lopes. Dunn - Everyone hates everyone! It's great! Kissens - It makes for a good match! Dunn - Nooooo. It's greeeeat! Moxie takes advantage and clips a recovering Greg Jackson at his knee and sends him down to the scaffold. Meanwhile Valtiel has gotten up and finds himself locked up with Specter once again, with neither man giving an inch. Specter pushes Valtiel back, but he grabs onto one of the cables supporting the scaffold and catches himself before falling. Specter runs at him and nails a shoulder charge, but Valtiel swings around the cable, off the edge of the scaffold, and lands on the other side where he delivers a hard clothesline that nearly takes Specter off the edge. The two tumble down to the scaffold still trading blows. Chris Green has gotten back up, but is caught with a hard knee to the gut from Lopes, followed by a hard elbow by Ray to the back of Green's head which sends him down to the scaffold yet again. Out of the corner of the scaffold, Jesse stands and runs at Lopes, taking him down with a diving cross body that nearly vaults Williams off the scaffold. Ray stands up unharmed and taunts Jesse, when from behind Vacant jumps onto the back of Lopes. Ray swings him around violently, finally shaking him off and dropping him down to the scaffold. Ray swings around, only to be caught by a recovered Valtiel in a standing firemans carry. Falcoon - What's this? Valtiel swings Ray off of his shoulders, tossing him off of the scaffold and down into the ring. Ray connects with a stack of tables, three high, and shatters each one of them as he crashes down to the ring. Dunn - THE GALLOWS FALL OFF THE SCAFFOLD! Kissens - Lopes isn't moving! The fans are going nuts and Valtiel relishes in it for too long as Specter comes back after him and clubs him in the back of the head with a sharp elbow. Valtiel falls forward, off the edge of the scaffold and front flips through a single stack of three tables right next to Lopes. Falcoon - JESUS CHRIST! The cameras begin to shake as the OWF crowd is getting more out of control. Falcoon - Two men! TWO MEN have fallen! Dunn - And that number is going to increase. Chants of "O-W-F! O-W-F!" break out as Specter looks down at the damage. From behind him, Eclipse stands up and gains a measure of revenge from early in the match by nailing a falling neckbreaker down onto the steel scaffolding on Specter. Williams is now back on his feet and pursuing Moxie, while Vacant is holding his head once again which has begun to bleed through the dark brown blood stains already on his orange ski mask. Moxie avoids Jesse by pushing a recovered Greg Jackson into him. Jesse nails Jackson with a knee, and the two square off. Greg fires with a right hand, but Jesse blocks it and counters with a left jab. Jackson grabs the left hand of Jesse and twists it around his back into a hammer lock. Williams is able to roll out of it, push himself up and charge at Jackson from a crouched position. Greg easily leapfrogs him, but when he turns around he is caught with a standing spin kick right to the jaw that staggers him backwards. Williams rushes Jackson, but Greg wraps his arms around Jesse and tosses him over his head, nailing a overhead belly to belly suplex onto the scaffold on Jesse. Chris Green slowly pulls himself out of his daze and clobbers Jackson with a kick to the thigh that shakes his entire body frame. Green follows it up by grabbing the head of Jackson, looking for the Fall From Grace. Instead, Jackson pushes Chris off the edge of the scaffold. He slams through the first table of a three table stack, but comes to rest amidst the broken one on top of the second table. Kissens - He went for the Fall From Grace on Greg Jackson, but took one of his own! Vacant, taking his time, runs towards the edge of the of the scaffold. He leaps and front fiips in midair, executing a flawless Swanton Bomb down onto Green through the two remaining tables in the stack he fell on. Falcoon - FOUR NOW! Dunn - What a display of aerial ability by Vacant! Vacant, Chris Green, Ray Lopes and Valtiel all lay motionless in the ring as the fans again keep the Conseco Fieldhouse rocking. All four men in the ring are trapped into their own splintered piece of wood prison. On the scaffold, Moxie Roxie has snuck up behind Greg Jackson and nailed a bulldog onto the scaffold. Specter and Eclipse remain locked in a bitter fight and Jesse looks down into the ring checking on Vacant. Moxie begins getting the upper hand on Greg Jackson through a series of strong shin kicks to his ribs, she then attempts a pele kick but Jackson swiftly moves out of the way allowing Moxie to find herself face first on the scaffold. Specter is now on the receiving end of sharp kicks and elbows from Eclipse, which prompts Jackson to come up behind her and hit her with a forearm smash to the back of her head. Eclipse is mostly unphased and backs off of Specter to face Jackson. Once she does, a recovered Moxie Roxie stumbles towards Eclipse and tries to tackle her off the scaffold. Eclipse shifts her weight and trips Moxie off the edge of the scaffolding, sending her flipping through a stack of tables. Kissens - Four men and one woman! Dunn - When is this going to stop? Falcoon - Once they all get in the ring! Eclipse slowly climbs down, hanging off the edge of the scaffold and dropping down into the ring on her own will. She lands on a few pieces of broken table, but the people who have fallen before have paved the way for some movement. Eclipse stares at Moxie as she lays in pain. In the ring, both Valtiel and Lopes have begun to move towards the cage walls to begin to make an exit. Falcoon - I think once you fall, you could care less about your opponents. Dunn - Yeah, you THINK! Back on the scaffold, Jackson and Specter go to work on Jesse Williams. The two teammates begin kicking, stomping, punching -- anything they can do to inflict pain on Jesse. Williams lays helpless on the scaffold as Specter and Jackson pick up Jesse. They both grab a hold of his hair and toss him from the scaffold. Williams comes crashing down through a stack of tables, leaving only Specter and Jackson on the scaffold. Falcoon - I think that's it for damage control. Specter and Jackson quickly get down into the ring. Meanwhile, both Lopes and Valtiel have begun climbing up different sides of the cage. Vacant and Green slowly begin moving out of the broken pieces of table while Eclipse is still staring at Moxie, waiting for her to get up. Specter and Jackson first attack Eclipse, double teaming her and knocking her down to all fours. Once she is down, they move over to Valtiel in an attempt to yank him off the cage. Lopes swings himself over the top of the cage and loses all his strength. He falls to the outside of the cage, crashing down to the concrete with a loud thud. Kissens - DAMN! Dunn - That didn't look good. Missy Janson - Ray Lopes has escaped!
Falcoon - Now Specter and Jackson have to get the hell out of dodge! Dunn - And we are now on our fourth hour! Jackson grabs a hold of Valtiels boot and prevents him from swinging over. Specter, meanwhile, begins climbing up next to where Valtiel began his climb. Valtiel kicks his legs trying to free himself, but he is unable to. Specter makes quick work of the cage, when a recovered Eclipse comes up from behind him and yanks him down off the cage and down onto a pile of shards of the broken wooden table. Jackson looks down, and Valtiel is able to free his leg. He kicks his legs over the top of the cage, and slowly begins to descend on the outside. He climbs down to about five feet off the ground and drops to the outside. Missy Janson - Valtiel has escaped. Falcoon - That gives Team Moxie an even advantage with Specter and Jackson. Dunn - While Eclipse, Green and Williams have their own agendas. Kissens - They were all taken out! Eclipse continues to pummel Specter as Jackson hops off the cage. When he reaches the ring he is met with a superkick from Chris Green that flops him down to the mat. Green looks weakend, but he is able to push through as he approaches Vacant who is just getting up to his feet. Vacant grabs a hold of Chris Green's belt buckle and yanks him forwards. Green falls face first into a three table high stack of tables that tips over and falls right on top of him. Two of the tables break upon impact, while the third remains intact on top of him. The fans cheer at the pure carnage happening in the ring while Valtiel and Lopes are tended to by EMT's on the outside. Moxie Roxie finally starts to move, and Vacant runs over to her. He grabs her arm and pulls her up out of the broken pieces of table, and puts her arm over his shoulder until she gains her legs. Eclipse now has Specter up and she lifts him up into a gorilla press slam, briefly, until Specter floats over and grabs her in a reverse waist lock. Eclipse throws an elbow back that connects flush with Specters face, she attempts to throw another elbow but Specter ducks. Eclipse's force spins her around completely and Specter grabs her in a reverse waist lock again -- this time, he quickly turns it into a release german suplex that sends Eclipse flying into two stacks of tables, sending them collapsing across various parts of the ring. Most of the tables have been completely shattered, and some competitors are almost hidden under the debris. Dunn - This is just getting to be too much! Vacant begins helping Moxie up the side of the cage, and she begins climbing. He turns around to protect her as she climbs up the cage. No one even notices, as Vacant glances up and Moxie has made her way up to the top of the cage. She slowly swings herself over, letting her legs dangle before she lowers herself down the side of the cage. She takes her time with each grasp and step, climbing all the way down the side of the cage and down to the floor. Missy Janson - Moxie Roxie has escaped! Falcoon - If Vacant can get out, it's all over! Green pushes himself up at a labored pace and grabs a hold of the cage wall nearest to him. He steps over a few pieces of broken table and he begins climbing up the side of the cage. He concentrates only on that and ignores the fighting in the ring. Specter focuses on Vacant, who is left alone in the ring. He begins to approach Vacant, who backs up into the corner. From his right side, a recovered Jesse charges Specter and tackles him through two three table high, full stacks of tables. The tables shatter upon impact, leaving both men hidden from plain view. Meanwhile, Green kicks his legs over the top of the cage and quickly scales down the side. He drops down to the outside, collapsing to the concrete floor exhausted. Missy Janson - Chris Green has escaped! Kissens - Finally someone from their team escaped! Only one full stack of tables remains intact in the ring. The rest of it is littered with broken shards of the tables, cluttering up a majority of the ring. Greg Jackson gets up to his feet now and is quickly attacked by Vacant who slams his head up against the steel cage. The two men fight on top of the broken tables, as Jackson struggles to gain the advantage over the smaller adversary. Jackson pushes Vacant off of him, and he rolls down the hill of broken tables. He is able to gain a handle as Jackson turns and begins climbing up the side of the cage. Vacant pushes himself up and leaps up off of a edge of a broken table and grabs onto the waist of Greg Jackson as he dangles on the side of the cage. Jackson slowly begins climbing up, with Vacant on his back, in a show of absolute strength. Once Greg reaches the top, he throws an elbow back that nearly sends Vacant back into the ring. Instead, he slides down the legs of Jackson and falls gently onto a stack of tables. Jackson pulls himself up and over the top of the cage and slowly works his way down the side before dropping down with both feet. Missy Janson - Greg Jackson has escaped! Falcoon - Now either Vacant or Specter can end the match if they exit! Eclipse has made her way out of the mess of the tables she was suplexed into and looks at the mess in the ring. She doesn't see anybody left to destroy and gets frustrated. In a single bound she leaps off the broken mound of tables and grabs a hold of the top of the cage. She quickly hoists herself up, swings herself over and scales down the side. She hits the ground with little impact and turns, quickly exiting ringside. Missy Janson - Eclipse has escaped! Kissens - Now its down to Vacant, Specter or Williams. Whoever gets out first wins it for his team! Dunn - Vacant is the only one left seriously unharmed. Vacant looks across the ring, seeing Jesse moving very slowly out of the mess of tables. Both men are bloodied and exhausted. They begin crawling back to where Vacant is. He looks around and runs towards Jesse. He springboards off his back and grabs a hold of the scaffolding. Vacant looks down at Moxie who is telling him to climb out, but instead he climbs back down to check on Jesse who looks to be in bad shape. Out of nowhere, Specter grabs a hold of Vacant by his mask and rips it off. It only exposes a small black eye mask that covers Vacant's identity. Vacant backs off and presses himself up against the cage door. He doesn't know where to go. Specter gains a head of steam and runs at Vacant. Dunn - He's going to crush him. Vacant ducks out of the way, but Specter stops short of the cage. He grabs Vacant by his head and throws him across the ring into the side of the cage. He builds up another head of steam. Kissens - Uh oh. Specter runs at Vacant who turns around. Falcoon - Duck! Out of nowhere, Jesse pushes Vacant out of the way and down to the mat. Specter connects with Williams with a huge spear. The intensity and power snaps the ring ropes and sends Jesse full force with his back into the cage panel. On contact, the hinges burst and the cage door swings open. Kissens - OH MY GOD! Williams slowly slips out of the ring, unconscious. Specter tries to grab his foot, but he collapses to the outside of the ring. The fans explode as the bell sounds. Falcoon - Wait what! Missy Janson - Jesse Williams has escaped, therefore the winners of this match and the winners of the Three Man Tag Team Tournament are Eclipse, Chris Green and Jesse Williams! Falcoon - What a match and what a night! Dunn - Everyone is exhausted. Kissens - It was a long night for a few competitors. Falcoon - Well folks, looks like it is time to call it a night. We'll see you on June 9th for Monday Addiction! |
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