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Kimberly Evans Defeated Shannon Winters VIA DQ The Compound Title Match
Uncle Bo - YORRR WEEKNER...JAMES CAAAAINE! E.G. - Impressive victory, eh Falcoon? Falcoon - HE CHEATED! Kaige - Who's seeing things now! Falcoon - What are they doing? Burst - Spaz has pulled something out of his jacket and is heading for the ring. E.G. picks up the chair he was sitting on and slides it into the ring to Caine. Plague looks shocked and holds up his hands while shaking his head, as he is blind to see Spaz roll in the ring behind him. "The Misfit" holds back his weapon, a lead pipe, before bludgeoning it over the back of Plague's head, knocking him straight down. The rest of the stable members have all gathered up various weapons and roll out of the ring, waiting by the entrance ramp for Plague's back up. Meanwhile, in the ring, Spaz is pounding away at Plague with a closed fist, sending a clear cut message with intentions of hurting him really badly. Imperium show up at the entrance way, equipped with their own weapons and they start walking down towards Scarred, pointing and mouthing insults. Then from behind them, a motorbike is heard, and an unknown rider appears from behind the curtain. As they come out, they perform an incredible stunt, skidding round off the bike and sending it sliding into Imperium, taking them all down. Taking this as their opening, the three members of Scarred all charge at the fallen Imperium members and start battering them with chairs and bats, while the masked rider joins them. Kaige has taken to hitting Williams, Caine is on Angel, the rider is hitting Trent while E.G. bashes away at Green. Falcoon - What in God's name are they doing? This is a really diabolical plan! Burst - It's about time someone had the guts to do something like this to Imperium! Falcoon - Well, their act won't go unpunished, I tell you now. Burst - It looks like they don't care. Bored with their attack, seeing that
Imperium don't have anything in them to get back up, the
three members stroll down to the ring, accompanied by the
masked rider, to join Spaz. Spaz is holding up Plague's
head and shouting abuse at him. Caine calls for a mic as
the four bodies roll into the ring and stand their
ground, while E.G. taps Spaz on the shoulder and
instructs him to stand. The fans are giving the five of Caine - So we came out here tonight to send a message. Imperium declared war on anyone who wasn't running with them and none of us cared to do that. We figured we didn't want to run away either, so what could we do? Well, I knew Spaz and E.G. really wanted a piece of these guys, as well as Corbin here with his good friend Alexis really wanting at Green. So it hit me, why not join with our common interest? It's genius. Here we have five of the best in this company, combined by their alliance of that one mutual goal. Another big cheer from the crowd circles around the arena. Falcoon - This is just stupid! You guys are in way over your head. Burst - It's beautiful! It's poetical! I downright love it! James Caine passes the mic to E.G. who looks around the audience, with an arrogant smile on his face. The crowd cheer louder as he receives the mic. E.G. - So for all those that haven't worked it out yet, the message is quite clear. He holds the mic slightly lower as the four members minus the rider all move in close so they can all be heard. Then proceed to shout into the mic. Scarred - PISS ON IMPERIUM! The fans are all screaming wildly as this new force is more than welcome in the current standing of things in the OWF. Burst - Brilliant! These guys just read my mind and made it a reality. Falcoon - They won't last! Imperium will hunt them down and murder them! Burst - Please. These guys are some of the most unstable characters in the company, and united they won't have anything to be afraid of. Falcoon - A whole new war has started and the OWF is the battle ground! WE'RE OUTTA TIME! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! The members of Scarred drop the mic to the ground and exit the ring to Caine's entrance music, Orgasmatron by Motorhead, holding their arms up in victory to the crowd as they leave up the entrance ramp. The logo for Addiction pops up, followed by the OWF logo before fading to black.
Our cameras chime into a quiet arena, we are instantly back stages following OWF President Diamond Kid as he walks down the hallway on his decent to the "OWF Executive Office" at the end of this hall. From the side a woman bumps into him causing him to flinch. Woman - Oh! Oh my god! SIR! I'm soo sorry! DK brushes himself off and quiets her nervousness by waving his arms towards the ground. Prez DK - No problem. DK says it with a smile as he takes a step forward, but stops and turns back to her. Prez DK - Who are you anyway? She takes a moment to gather herself then replies. Woman - My name is Cryst... Prez DK - Wait! Hold that thought... He takes a minute to look her over. A beautiful young girl, with narrow eyes, dark hair, and a tann complection. Prez DK - You know who you are?.... You are OWF's NEWEST REPORTER! Woman - OH MY GOD! Are you.... REALLY? The woman jumps for joy with her hand over her mouth. Prez DK - Absolutly! And your new name is..... Sum Yung Ho! He walks away from her as she stares at him still trying to figure out what he's talking about. Woman - BUT I'M NOT CHINESE! Prez DK - You are now! He never turns or stops, just walks away letting her take it all in. We instantly cut to the Addiction Intro!
This is a new generation.. A new breed of talent... Whispers fill your ears as the intro to music begins to play. They fade as the singing begins. If you feel... So empty.. So used up.. So
Let Down.. If you feel so angry.. So ripped off.. So
stepped on.. Your not the.. Only one. Clips of the new breed of OWF as well as old footage passes over your screen as "Riot" by 3 Days Grace plays in the background. The opening segment of Addiction grabs your attention and the theme itself becomes addicting.
The cameras shoot into Continental Airlines Arena as OWF Addiction takes air. Signs are hung around the arena but the biggest attraction of the night is the girl standing behind Nick Burst at ringside. A beautiful blonde letting her massive clevage hang out for the camera's view. She smiles and winks as Nick Burst stares at her chest, slack jawed and aroused. Burst - I uuhhh.. Falcoon - My sediments exactly Nick! AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Burst - Thats the sound of my weiner burning against my zipper! Falcoon - Ahooo is? Burst - Sure.... Falcoon - Well obviously I'm running this show by myself AGAIN tonight! What's new? Right Nick? Burst - .... Yup. Falcoon - We are six days away from OWF Determined and fans we gotta apologise for all the confusion lately! We have been caught in the middle of a war that The Imperium will soon finish! Burst - Yup. Falcoon - NICK! Pay attention! Burst - ..Fuck off you! Falcoon - That was your que for the shameless plug. Burst - I don't have time right now! Nick says it between his teeth while he turns his attention back to the girl in the front row. Falcoon - Blah blah blah My name is Nick Burst, I was born in 1936 and I have old balls! She could be your grand daughter you sick fuck! Burst - Yeeeaaah but I hear that Incest is legal in New Jersey! Falcoon - ANDDDDD Canada! Zzzzzaaaaaaa! The cameras zoom in on the girl's massive rack and we listen in to their conversation. Woman - Soooo You know Meca Blight? He's HILARIOUS! Burst - Ohhh yeah me and Meca are close! Falcoon - YOU ARE NOT! Burst - SHUT UP! Me and Meca are like brothers! Woman - Ohhhh wow! Are you twins!? This throws Nick and Gordie into silence as they stare at the girl. Falcoon - Is this bitch serious?! Falcoon laughs and throws his head set down for a minute, unable to control whatever he said under his breath. Nick is still stunned as she waits for his answer. Burst - Yes. Yes we are twins. Me and Meca Blight... Are twins. Her eyes light up! Woman - OH WOW! That is soooo awesome! Burst - Yuuuup. Woman - I thought I had a twin once! Falcoon - oh god help me! HAHAHAHAHA Woman - But it turns out that people and kitties don't come from the same place! Falcoon - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Burst - What? Bitch that didn't even make sense! Fuckkkkkkk.... YOU... ARE... The stupidest person I've ever met! In fact, talking to you just killed at least 12 brain cells. Thanks bitch! He turns back around in his seat as Falcoon continues to laugh. Falcoon - WAY TAAA PICK EM BUDDY! Burst - Shut your fuckin face and lets go to the ring! PA System - THE BITCH IS BACK!! Falcoon - Ohhhh gawd! THIISSSS bitch is a moron! The lights dim as "GOING UNDER" by Evanescence blares throughout the arena. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first from Huston Texas.... Prissy! Prissy walks out from behind the entrance. She pauses slightly giving just enough time to breath in the crowds reactions as she walks to the ring. Missy Janson - ANDDDDDD her opponent... PA System - OOOOH Yeah baby... fuck me hard Missy Janson - From Miami Florida.... Jessica Chisholm! Falcoon - HAHA! She said Jizz-yum! Stigmata by Ministry hits the pa system and out comes Jessica with a big CW spinning around in circles on the owftron. Falcoon - Who DOESN'T love a crack whore!? Burst - I can't say I never have! They are addicting! Falcoon - Good to see Missy back in the ring. But I gotta say... Bo was the best! RIGHT BO!? Uncle Bo - YOO VULC YOU! Burst - That'll NEVER get old! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Prissy takes the instant advantage with a side head lock take down.. She gets Jessica on the mat and applies a quick head scissors submission! Jessica sinks her teeth into Prissy's thigh! Burst - Ohhhh That's hot! Prissy leaps up and grabs the refs collar and points to Jessica who just smiles and wipes her nose. The ref shrugs and tells Prissy to get back to action! Jessica shoots herself into the ropes, she rebounds and trips over her own leg and crash and burns on the mat. Prissy just laughs at her then makes the pin..1... Jessica kicks out. Falcoon - Wowww.. This is like watching a WCW chick match. Prissy gets back to her feet quickly, Jessica reaches up and grabs Prissy by the crotch! Burst - WOAAAHH! He pushes hard on the public bone then as Prissy leans down, Jessica head butts her! Prissy falls to the mat and Jessica makes the pin!... 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Here is your winner......Jessica Chisholm! Falcoon - Are you kidding me!? Burst - Don't you know? You can't keep a crackhead down! Falcoon - That's HUGGGE for Jessica! Burst - Nooo... Nothing is toooo big for Jessica! Nick gives an evil grin into the camera. Falcoon - You're a sick man Nick Burst!
Alexis Cage slinks into view wearing only a red, satin teddy with matching thong. Her perfectly glossed lips are formed into a sexy smile that oozes both sensuality and desperation. She looks off towards someone we can't see. Alexis - You know you want me. Just admit it and I'll make your wild fantasies come true. She waits a moment and receives no answers. Immediately she goes all pouty. Alexis - Don't deny yourself pleasure. Oh the things I could do to you. Still nothing. Finding herself feeling rejected she slides down to her hands and knees and begins slowly crawling towards the unknown person she's throwing herself at. Alexis - I want you so bad. I know you like what you see. You make me crazy. Mmmmm I'm so hot right now. Once again nothing. Mascara laced tears begin to stream down her face as she crawls over into a dark area containing whoever it is she is talking to. Her hand reaches up to waist level on the hidden figure. Alexis - You know you want me. GOD DAMNIT! Give it to me! A light turns on revealing ther person to not be a person at all, but instead it's the WoW Title sitting by itself in a chair. Words flash across the screen saying, "Determined" isn't she?
Backstage we go! A knock on the door interupts the concentration of the OWF staff. Prez DK - Dude this pizza is awesome! Who delivered it? Prez CJ - It's not delivery! DK drops the slice of pizza and his eyes bulge out of his head. Prez DK - ITS NOT!? Prez CJ - Nope. Prez DK - YOU LIE! Why do you lie!? First you team up with The Imperium.. Now you lie about the pizza! Prez CJ - Dude! I'm not with them.. And it's NOT DELIVERY! Prez DK - Then what is it? A moment of silence between them as Draco enters the room and watches. DK and CJ are in a stare down as CJ speaks. Prez CJ - ...It's DiGiorno! Prez DK - Ohhhhhhhhhhh... Draco - oh gawd. Prez DK - DRACO! What can I do for you? Draco - DK.. Do you wanna end this stable war? Prez DK - Hang on a sec... CJ, can you excuse us? Prez CJ - WHAT!? I'm a part of this too! I'm the fuckin co prez! Prez DK - Dude come on meow! Alright meow!? Prez CJ - Alright Alright. The trust thing huh. Cool. I'll leave. CJ gently slides his seat back and heads for the door. Prez CJ - Some fuckin best friend you are DK. The door slams leaving Draco and DK alone. Draco reaches into his pocket and pulls out a folded piece of paper and slides it across the desk to DK. Draco - DK You can get (Censored!?) We cut back to ringside. Burst - What!? What'd he say!? Falcoon - It had to be something like (Censored!) or (Censored!) Burst - or (Censored!) (Censored!) (Censored!) (Censored!) Cunt. Falcoon - HAAHAHA! THEY MISSED ONE! Burst - I'm now the second person to say the word (Censored!) on a live broadcast of OWF Addiction! YESSS Falcoon - Quite an accomplishment! Who was the first? Burst - Chris Green.. But that was because the censors fell asleep mid way through his 45 minute speech. Ugh. Falcoon - Damn you. You got me good! Burst - Burn bitch! Falcoon - Awwwwwl. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first.. "I'm The One" by Static-X kicks onto the PA System, and at full speed "The Ego" Jason Davis runs out from the back. Missy Janson - "The Ego" Jason Davis! He runs passed the extended hands of the fans, as he runs towards the ring down the aisle. He slides in under the bottom rope, looking directly into the camera and unleashing his infamous grin as his music dies down. He leans up against the ropes and waits for his opponent. Burst - This guy is one of the biggest assholes I've ever met! Falcoon - Wow! And you've met alot of assholes too.. Burst - No kidding! Missy Janson - Andddd his opponent... The arena is plunged into darkness. The crowd goes to a silence as the big screen flickers to life. It shows nothing, but static. Over the PA notes are hear being played on a piano. A guitar soon is heard in the background. The piano is cut off abruptly and replaced by a screaming voice. PA System - Breakdown! The lights flare up as the scream ends. The music getting heavier and faster. The screen shows images of Draco in various matches. Some him flying through the air crashing on an opponent. Another him hitting a high impact move. Another shows him holding a title above his head covered in his own blood from head to toe. Missy Janson - FFFFFrom Whitesboro, New York... Draco! Let the fun and games begin The lights start to flicker as one final image stays on the screen. Draco standing there with no shirt on. His ice blue eyes look forward with no emotion in them. His thin white scars start to bleed as he runs a hand across his chest. The camera zooms in to see the scars. ‘NO HOPE’. The image holds as Draco walks out onto the ramp. He stands there rubbing his taped wrists. Falcoon - The FORMER champion! Burst - Oh shut up, fuckin nerd. Heaven is on the way Draco enters the ring with the blank expression on his face as he leans on the ropes slightly waiting for the opening bells of the match. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Just as the bell rings Jason Davis slides out of the ring, Draco shrugs and waits for him to re-enter, refusing to play the chase game. The referee beigins to count... 1....2....3....4... Burst - What are you waitin for? Go get pinned! Davis walks around the corner of the ring and just as he reaches the backside by the commentary booth he feels the unfortuniate smack of metal to the back of his head. Burst - HAAHHA! That fan just NAILED Davis with a chair! Falcoon - That's not cool at all! Security! The person leaps the railing just as Davis turns around.. The person flips back the hoodie to reveal.. Burst - It's PRISSY! Davis smiles and poses at her before reaching down to pic up the chair.. Prissy back tracks towards the barrier. Burst - YOU BETTA RUN BITCH! Falcoon - That was retarded! Why would she.. OHH FUCK! Another person jumps the rail and folds up a chair behind Davis... CRACK! The chair is planted across Davis's head. Falcoon - Now who is that? The man flips back his hood. Burst - Ewwww It's the wrinkled guy! Falcoon - Dark Lord!? What the hell man? The referee has given up hope in this match and calls for the bell. Draco grabs the ref by the arm and explains to him that it's not his fault. The ref shrugs giving Draco an "I don't care" look. Dark Lord brings the chair down across Davis's head again, this time drawing blood that stains the chair. Burst - I'm not a Davis fan.. And I can't STAND Lemay.. Sooo.. PISS BREAK! Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. Due to outside int.. Missy is cut short as Prez CJ rushes out onto the stage. Prez CJ - Waiiitttt a second. In ALL fairness.... Draco had nothing to do with the attack. So insted of making this match a throw out.. I say... Throw Davis's ass BACK into the ring and let him and Draco slug it out! The fans erupt as Prissy and Dark Lord attempt to make an exit through the crowd. Prez CJ - Annndddd YOU TWO! Prissy and Dark Lord! You like teaming up against people? Well that's fine because this Sunday you two will be partners in the OWF's first ever... triple tag team cage match! The winners will recieve an automatic shot at the tag team champions.. Exile! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Draco slides out of the ring and pulls Davis to his feet then rolls him under the bottom rope. Falcoon - CJ! You're screwing The Imperium here! Davis is in no condition to compete! Burst - Like Davis wouldn't take advantage of this? Come on! Draco is doing JUST what he should! Draco waits for a few seconds for Davis to recover. He then notices that Davis is out of it for good and makes the pin.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Here is your winner... Draco! Falcoon - I thought Draco was "The Franchise" Mr. Good guy!? Burst - Did you see him embaressing Davis by smashing his head into something? Or placing him in his finisher multiple times? Nooo. Falcoon - He still pinned him! Burst - So the fuck what!? You'd do the same thing.. Hell I would to! Falcoon - Bull shit is what this is. BULL SHIT! Worst decision ever! Right Bo? Uncle Bo - YOOO! WERTST DEZION EVER!
The sun is bright as we come down across a hot desert atmosphere. A sign above a series of boothes reads "WELCOME TO MEXICO!" Fences surround the area and guards stand fully armed at the border. On the other side of the fence Jesse Williams is standing with his arms folded across his chest as he stares at the fence. Jesse Williams - I can climb that! He smirks and takes a step closer. Guard - Senor! D� un paso lejos de la cerca. A caption below the guard appears "Step Away From The Fence". Jesse Williams - I'm not a Mexican!! Another guard approaches Jesse from behind. Jesse quickly darts for the fence braveheart style! Jesse Williams - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's tackled to the ground quick by three men, he's cuffed and pulled to his feet. With dirt in his face, he spits and screams.. Jesse Williams - I'm NOT MEXICAN! Williams is being carted away by the guards and the following appears:
Burst - HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA! OH MY FUCKING GOD! Falcoon - There you see it! OWF Determined Live Sunday May 27th on pay per view! Burst - Oh shit.. I think I laid an egg! Ahhhh! ... Where the fuck is this event again? Falcoon - Madison Square Gardens! Burst - Ah crap. I hate New York! Falcoon - New York is a beautiful city! Burst - Yeah if you like black people! Falcoon - I REALLY hope you lose your job for that. Seriously man. That's fucked up! Burst - WHAT?! I was jokin'! Falcoon - Ugh... Man. I dunno how you keep your job. If I said something like that, they'd fire my ass! Burst - Nah it's ok! Meca Blight hates black people! Falcoon - He IS a black person! Burst - Exactly! So it's mutany! Ride his ass, NOT MINE! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first.. From Norfork, Virginia... Shane Donovan! "Made of Scars" begins to play as Shane Donovan makes his way to the ring, his eyes scanning the crowd as he walks down the aisle, sliding into the ring. Shane removes his jacket, handing it to a stagehand before taking his place in the corner, waiting for the match to begin. Missy Janson - And his opponent... The lights dim in the arena as a wind picks up through out the sound-system. The wind continues to blow as a piano starts up, heavy cords over-taking it shortly. Soon, the hard guitars and drums of Cradle of Filth’s “Her Ghost In The Fog” pick up. Smoke billows around the entrance, spotlights flickering wildly through-out the theatre before focusing in on the center of the stage, the fog thickening. The moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait Missy Janson - From Salem, New Jersey... Aphrodisia Jordan!! Slowly, a silhouette begins to appear, still draped in the fog. The figure is slender and still, one hand on her hip, the other hanging loosely at her side. Dark liquored eyes: an Arabian nightmare… The fog dissipates slowly as Aphrodisia Jordan steps forth through its thickness, drawing from a cigarette before flicking it down to the floor of the ramp, pacing towards the ring, in no rush to get there. Her body was clad in a pair of black jeans, held up by a studded belt. A black halter top covered her upper body, leaving the tattoos and scars that littered her arms, midriff, neck and chest exposed. Her facial piercings were absent, however. Putting reason to flight, or to death as
their way Aphrodisia moves into the ring and hovers in her corner, sapphire eyes forward and blank, jaw set and ready to brawl. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Aphrodisia shoots him a look that could strike fear in the biggest man's heart. She darts from the corner but Donovan catches her in a drop toe hold, Aphrodisia quickly squirms away and leaps back to her feet, Donovan takes a step towards her.. CLLLAP! The sound of Aphrodisia's foot connection to the back of Donovan's head echo's through the arena. Falcoon - That came out of no where! Donovan falls face first to the mat. Aphrodisia shoots herself off the ropes then before she reaches him, she flips in mid air and splashes him! Aphrodisia rolls him on his back then covers.. 1...2. Donovan kicks out! Falcoon - I gotta admit it, Aphrodisia is extremly entergetic and exciting! She rolls off from Donovan and climbs back to her feet.. Donovan stands up, Aphrodisia rushes towards him and leaps for a hurricanronna, but Donovan catches her in mid air and slams her with a back breaker! Aphrodisia rolls in pain on the mat as she clinches her back. Donovan mounts her quickly and drives his elbow into her jaw. She smiles, taking him off guard then leans up and playfully licks his cheek! Falcoon - What the helll isss that? Burst - Sexy is what it was! Aphrodisia brings her feet up quickly and pushes his shoulders down in a flip into a roll up pin! 1...2... Donovan manages to kick out! Aphrodisia pushes him over and he summersaults onto his feet. Aphrodisia leaps up but is met by a hard clothline that flips Aphrodisia around and she lands on her face and stomach! Falcoon - Ohhh man. That'll give him the edge! Donovan lifts Aph up and picks her up over his head. He mocks the crowd a moment, just as he is about to slam her, Aphrodisia slides down and reverses the move with a head scissor hold! Falcoon - I've NEVER seen a head scissors lock like this. She struggles to hold him in place as she grabs his arm and wrenches it in an arm bar. Burst - Torde Le Monde. Falcoon - How do YOU know that? You HATE wrestling! Burst - I do my research! Falcoon - No you don't! The only thing you research is how much alochol content a bottle of scotch has! Burst - Shut up and watch the match. Torde Le Monde! Donovan is yelling in pain as she really rocks his elbow, trying to pop it out of place! He falls over on the mat and she locks the move in harder, now bracing herself against the mat. Falcoon - Don't tap to a ggiirrrl! Donovan manages to reach back with his free arm and touches the ropes.. The ref calls for a break, but has to give the count.. 1..2..3..4.. Aphrodisia releases the hold and Donovan slides out of the ring to regain himself. Falcoon - Don't let her get the best outta you! Donovan leans against the aprion trying to take a moment to rest. Aphrodisia shoots herself off the ropes then does a cartwheel, followed by two back flips, she leaps backwards onto the top rope.. Reverse Springboard moonsault! Burst - Wooahhh. Falcoon - Impressed? Burst - Yeaaah that chick upstairs makes THE BEST long island iced teas! Falcoon - Noooo About that move! Burst - You mean the leap of faith? Falcoon - How do you know these names? Burst - Me and aphi are tight. I give her cat nip in exchange for..... Falcoon - Don't finish that sentence. We all know whatever you are gonna say is gonna be sexually related and totally untrue. Donovan quickly moves out of the way and Aphrodisia crashes and burns on the outside! Burst - Uuummmm.. Road Kill.... Falcoon - We are in New Jersey, not Texas! Donovan grabs her by the arm and tosses her limp body into the side of the ring. He then lifts her up and tosses her under the bottom rope. As he slides in, she becomes rabid and bites his ankle! "FUCKKKK" Donovan screams then delivers a clubbing blow to the side of her head! "SHE FUCKIN BIT ME!" The ref shrugs then warns Aphrodisia who snarls at him! The ref jumps back but Donovan rares back and kicks Aphrodisia in the mouth! He steps back and kicks again, but she grabs his foot, he tries for an enzguri as she reaches her feet, but she ducks and kicks him in the knee, sending him to the mat. Donovan scurries to his feet, Aphrodisia follows him up she shifts behind him and pushes her body into his.. They bounce into the ropes then fall backwards together, Aphrodisia rolls him up with a bridge.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Here is your winner.... Aphrodisia Jordan! Aphrodisia slides out of the ring before the ref can even raise her hand. She walks over to where Uncle Bo is sitting and grabs the empty chair next to him. Uncle Bo - Yooo! Neda fhlace to sh-sit?! Burst - HAHAHAH! Falcoon - BO YOU'RE FAT! Aphrodisia slides back into the ring with the folded chair in her grip. Falcoon - What is this crazy bitch doing!? She pounces on the mat with energy flowing through her veins! Donovan rises to his feet, angry at the ref's fast counting! Aphrodisia strikes him across the back of the head with the chair! The thud rocks the arena! Burst - What the hell is this about!? Falcoon - It's a game this sick bitch plays! Her an Donovan have history and she's adding to it! Aphrodisia pulls back and swings the chair, connecting it with Shane's elbow! His funny bone tingles and he tries to roll away from her, but she grabs him by the same arm and pulls him back towards the center of the ring. PA System - I pushhhh my fingers into my.. eeeeyyeeeeesss..... Burst - Ohhhhh no! "Duality" by Slipknot creeps over the PA system while the lights die down to almost nothing. The arena glows red with silver flickers over the ring. The theme continues to play as Aphrodisia pays no attention to it. Burst - You better watch that sweet ass chick! Aphrodisia has the heel of her foot dug into Donovan's elbow and is grinding it into the mat! Burst - PAY ATTENTION! Duality darts down the ramp, seeing his time to strike. Aphrodisia scoops up the chair with her back turned to the stage. Duality slides into the ring and Aphrodisia turns around quickly throwing the chair with all her might and nailing Duality in the face with it! Falcoon - Holy shit! Burst - That's insane! She just took Duality totally off guard! She turns and stomps on Donovan's elbow once more before sliding out of the ring and trailing backwards up the ramp, looking into the ring the entire time. Falcoon - Duality will NOT let that happen again! Burst - What the hell has happened to him? He was undefeated in ASW forever. Hell.. He was the franchise! Falcoon - Then he came to OWF! That's what happened!
The scene comes up from darkness with the vision of Aphrodisia Jordan sitting on the arm of the sofa, staring intently forward at something off-camera. She bites her bottom lip, her sapphire eyes filled with a mixture of lust and pain. Aphrodisia Jordan - No. I can't. There is no audible response, but she shifts on the arm, shifting closer to the edge. She leans forward on her hands, peering harder at whatever she may have been looking at. Aphrodisia Jordan - Oh, come on, don't be like that... A grimace crosses her features, her forehead creasing unhappily. Her teeth chew slightly harder on her bottom lip. Finally, a look of defeat comes to her, a heavy sigh leaving her. Aphrodisia Jordan - Okay, fine! Be that way! In a smooth motion, she stands up and crosses to behind the camera. The camera turns to see Aphrodisia clutching a bag of catnip and glaring down at it. She grits her teeth, squeezing it in her hand tightly before throwing it hard at a wall. It thumps loudly and slumps to the ground. She continues to glare at it, shuffling toward it a few steps, then back again. Aphrodisia Jordan - Fucking damn it!
Burst - I think someone is about to get a visit from security! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a PDA rules match! Introducing first... A camera is shown backstage and shows security knocking on Caine's door. The song starts as the arena goes black. The camera backstage shows Caine walking in Top hat, and trench surrounded by security. PA System - I am the one, Orgasmatron, the outstretched grasping hand. My image is of agony, my servants rape the land Missy Janson - From Croswell Michigan.. JJJAMES CAIINNE! Caine has a satisfyingly evil grin on his face. Back in the arena the lights strobe twice with the central beat prompting the entrance video to begin. At approximately 55 seconds into the song, a spray of ice-cold mist engulfs the entrance and Caine steps into the spray. He stands there freezing for a moment before stepping through and pumping the crowd. On his way to the ring he slaps some hands. "Obsequious and arrogant, clandestine
and vain Two thousand years of misery, "I march before a martyred world, an
army for the fight He slides beneath the bottom rope and spins around and hops up. "I hold a banner drenched in blood, He spins around and poses for the fans to erupt. He then stares down his opponent as he lowers himself into a seated position in a corner. Caine pulls himself up using the top rope, and heads to the center of the ring. Missy Janson - And now, introducing his opponent, TRENTTT STEEELLLL!!! Steel's music hits and the OWF tron shows The Imperium logo followed by highlights of his career. At the point in time when Steel would normally come out, the crowd is still left waiting, soft boos beginning to fill the arena. Caine stands in the middle of the ring staring down at the entrance ramp with a perplexed but suspicious look on his face. Burst - Where the hell is this Imperium scum? Falcoon - He'll be here. You just watch. The music continues to play but Steel still doesn't show and the fans boos grow louder. Caines begins to get impatient in the middle of the ring. He calls for a mic, but as one is placed in his hands the OWFtron starts to flicker and suddenly we are taken backstage. Kaige and Spaz are sitting in the Scarred lockeroom hunched close to a small T.V. on a stand. The camera pans around to see that they are watching the OWF network, on the small screen you see Caine watching the OWFtron. Kaige - Where the fuck you think this pansy is? Spaz - Probably to scared to show his fucken face. Kaige - And I thought Imperium was gonna be a challenge. I should've known bet-- Spaz - Hey..hey wait a fucken minute here... Kaige - Is that...? Spaz - Fuck man...that's....us...? The feed from the Owf network on their small T.V., being on a delay, cuts to them in the locker room. They watch themselves on the T.V. for a moment. Kaige - What the hell is this about!? Spaz - I-- BOOM! The door to the locker room busts open, sending wood chips flying everywhere and the door frame shatters. Angel and Trent Steel come running into the room cursing and screaming, each with a bat in hand. Trents bat is covered in barbed wire, and Spaz and Kaige don't have any time to react before they are dismantled. Angel dives and nails Spaz in the skull with his bat, knocking over his chair and sending him to the floor. Trent winds up and absolutely destroys Kaige as the barbed wire tears completely into the left side of his face, sending a spray of blood into the air. With both members of Scarred unconscious on the ground, Angel and Steel get to work quick, unloading shot after shot on the backs of their enemies, the sick sound of the bats colliding with flesh. Kaige's shirt quickly becomes covered in blood as the barbed wire from Trent's bat tears into his skin over and over again. Angel raises his bat over Spaz. Angel - You messed with the wrong! BAM! A shot to spaz's limp body. Angel - Fucken! Another shot. Angel - People! Both Angel and Trent come down with another shot to their respective enemies. Both men are breathing heavily, fueled by hatred. Angel lets his bat drop, and Trent lets his fall to the floor. Without a word being spoken, the two men nod to each other and Trent leaves the room. However, Angel stands where he is, surveying the carnage. A smile makes it say across his face as he kneels down next to his former stable partner Spaz. Angel - Oh, spazzy, spazzy, spazzy.... He slaps him in the head lightly. Angel - When are you going to learn... Just then Plague comes strolling in, weilding some metal object in his hand. He smiles to Angel, and Angel nods back. Plague moves closer and throws the object to Angel. It's a pair of steel pliers. They turn Spaz over, his eyes fluttering and his breathing slow. Plague pries Spaz's mouth open. Plague - This should teach you to fuck with the law. Angel takes the pliers and descends into Spaz's mouth, clamping the grips on one of Spaz's fangs. With no hesitation he rips backwards as hard as he can. A scream pierces the air, blood explodes outwards, and the scene cuts back to the announcers table. Burst - The hell is this? Those backstabbing bastards! Falcoon - Scarred messed with the wrong people Nick! You heard the man! Caine drops the mic and starts heading for the back. As he gets out of the ring someone leaps over the barricade and dropkicks him in the face. It's Trent Steel! Steel is still wearing his trenchcoat when he tosses Caine over the top rope back into the ring. He takes off his coat and shades and we see he's wearing a tactical vest full of weapons. Burst -...He came prepared! Falcoon - Here comes a decimation! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The bell rings and both men meet in the center of the ring. Caine gets in Trent’s face making a few comments. He takes a step back to make the pissing on motion. Trent cracks his neck with a sick smirk plastered on his face. Trent leaps forward striking Caine with a knee. Caine stumbles back against the ropes. Caine pushes off the ropes hitting Trent with a hard right to the jaw. The two start trading blow for blow. Each trying to out do the other with each consecutive punch. Falcoon - Scarred? Do they realize that not even Elite can take down Imperium. Burst - Just watch Caine show off his superior skills. Falcoon - At what? Boring his opponent and making him want to die? Burst - Does that give Caine the win? Trent takes a punch and gives Caine a jab to the face. Cane staggers back against the ropes. Trent charges, but Caine sees it coming. He pulls down the ropes. Trent goes over the top rope. Trent lands on his feet! Caine stands up and gets his legs pulled down. He hits face first before being dragged out of the ring. Caine hits chest first on the outside as Trent steps on the back of his knee. Falcoon - Hmmm, Caine is looking to be in bad shape. Burst - Yeah, but underdogs always have to make a comeback. More dramatic that way. Falcoon - You live in a sad and delusional world, you know that? Burst - You will never break down my spirit! -sniff- NEVAH! Caine tries to crawl away, but Trent starts stomping on the back of his knee. Each stomp causing Caine to try to crawl away while screaming in pain. Caine’s hands are out trying to grip anything. Trent jumps into the air. Caine rolls away. Trent looks down at Caine to see a wrench fly up into his face. Trent falls back against the guard rail clutching his bleeding forehead. Burst - Ah ha! Caine really threw a wrench into Steel’s plans there! Falcoon - You have been studying Caine’s promos for jokes haven’t you! Burst - .... Falcoon - Haven’t you!? Burst - ...sorry. Caine gets up favoring his leg, but dives at Trent. The guardrail tips over and Caine starts throwing all he has at Trent. Focusing on his forehead causing blood to spatter with each blood. The fans are pinned beneath the steel guardrail and their chairs. Caine doesn’t stop. He moves off of the guardrail pulling Trent up with him. Caine puts Trent between his legs and pulls him up for a power bomb. Falcoon - Oh, this can’t be good. Burst - For Trent. Falcoon - No shit, Sherlock. I am routing for him. Did you take your stupid pills today? Burst - ...your mom? Falcoon - I will take that as a yes. Trent tries to fight. Hammering away on Caine’s head. Caine staggers back. He bumps against the back of the ring. Trent reaches out for the ropes, but is unable to grip them. Caine falls forward throwing Trent down with force. Trent connects with the guardrail in a vicious powerbomb. A few of the metal bars break causing him to lay stuck in the guard rail. Caine drops to his knees catching his breath seeing Steel down. Falcoon - Ow. Burst - And Caine looks to be feeling effects from Trent’s earlier assault. Falcoon - OW! Burst - What? Falcoon - Trent Steel just went through...fucking through...a steel guardrail! Burst - Ow...? Falcoon - Much better. Caine staggers over to the ring. He pulls himself in and to the turnbuckle closest to Trent. He motions to the crowd. Everyone stands up gasping. Flash bulbs go off as Caine stands on top of his perch. Falcoon - Premeditated ow. Burst - For Trent? Falcoon - Sure looks that way, doesn’t it! Caine plants his feet and is ready to leap off for his patented 450 splash, Psycho Drive, on the downed Steel. Steel’s hand moves. The same wrenched that busted open his forehead flies out at Caine. Caine can’t dodge while up on the turnbuckle. You can almost hear the pop of Caine’s testicles as the wrench slams into his groin. The audience groans and cringes. Falcoon - OW! Burst - You switching sides now? Falcoon - Oh damn! That was rough! I have to feel for him. Or laugh. Burst - So feeling for him? Falcoon - AH HA HA HA! Fuck no! Funny shit! Caine falls backwards into the ring. He hits with a loud thud, but his back doesn’t worry him. His family jewels do. He holds them trying to get his voice back down to the post-puberty range. Steel gets to his feet literally pouring blood from his open wound. Steel’s shirt and back are cut up from the broken pieces of metal. Deep scratches line his back. He throws the guard rail into the ring just missing Caine. Burst - It looks like Trent is pissed. Falcoon - What was your first clue, genius? Burst - The wrench to the nuts. Steel starts tossing in anything he can find into the ring. Chairs, tables, trash cans, brooms, a few two by fours, and even a tool box. Trent stops as he pulls out something so twisted, so sadistic that he has to admire it. Burst - What the hell does Trent have? Falcoon - Oh...my...god! Burst - What? What are those things? Dildos? Falcoon - Lawn darts! This has just gotten my rating of satisfactory violence. Caine is on his hands and knees as Trent slides into the ring. He leaves the group of lawn darts in the corner picking up a two by four. Caine gets to his feet and spins around. Whack! Caine staggers back as the piece of lumber bashes against his head. Caine shakes his head staring down Trent. Trent swings away. Once again Caine stumbles back. This time coming forward and daring Trent to hit him. Trent takes his biggest swing. Caine ducks the shot. Trent tries to go for a back swing. Caine gives him a hard kick to the gut. Cain grabs the two by four and slams it against Trent’s ribs. Another shot to Trent’s back. Burst - And Trent getting a taste of his own medicine! Falcoon - This is sick! I love it! Burst - You are a sad man. Very sad. Caine drops down for the cover. The referee drops into place to make the cover. ...1! ...2! ..NO! Kickout by Trent. He gets the shoulder up just in time. Caine gets up swearing at Trent in frustration. Laying his boots into any part of his body he can see. Caine stomps off over to the corner. He grabs a table setting it up. He moves over to Trent pulling him up. Trent staggers a bit, but Caine knocks him back down with a haymaker. Caine puts a trash can over Trent’s head and runs over to the ropes. Caine comes back with a vicious double stomp on the trash can sandwiching Trent’s head. Falcoon - OW! Burst - OW!! Repeated for truth! Trent manages to get out of the trash can. His face covered in his own blood. Caine picks Trent up by his hair and pulls him over to the table. Caine positions himself and Trent in front of the table. He does a cut throat sign and puts Trent’s head between his legs grabbing both his arms. Caine jumps flipping him and Trent hitting his signature flipping Pedigree, Psycho Crusherv2, through the table! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! Falcoon - Ok, I am not saying ow again. That is enough for one goddamn night! Burst - It is over. It has to be over! Trent is covered in blood and his eyes are glazed over. Falcoon - ...fuck you. Imperium is still better no matter what you say....or what happens. Caine kicks the pieces of wood away and drops down to cover Trent. The referee drops down checking Steel’s shoulders so they are placed down against the mat. ...1! ...2! Falcoon - It’s over! Cheap shot! Burst - Oh. My. GOD! Falcoon - Good to see you agree. Burst - NO! LOOK! Falcoon - What?!...HOLY MOTHER OF GODDAMN GOD! Steel managed to kick out. Caine is stunned. The referee is stunned. The fans are in awe. Caine gets in the referee’s face complaining about a slow count. The referee shoves Caine backwards telling him that he is the order in the ring. Burst - But how...Trent shouldn’t... Falcoon - One word. Imperium. Caine pushes the referee and moves over to Trent pulling him to his feet. Trent is barely able to stand on his own feet. His face is covered in his blood. He drips blood down onto the mat. His back is torn open as well dripping blood down his back. Caine shows this disrespect and hatred for this man with a slap across the face. Steel almost falls over, but Caine holds him up. Again, Caine slaps Trent starting to mouth off to his opponent. Caine - Come on! Fight Trent! Show me that dark side of yours! Show me how you are going to crush me with an onslaught! DO IT! Caine clotheslines Steel down to the mat. Steel doesn’t move. Caine walks over to the corner where Steel put the lawn darts examining them. He grabs all four of them. Three in one hand and one being tossed up and down. He holds the lawn dart above his head. The fans cheer the forth coming violence. Burst - Even I think this match might be going a bit too far. Falcoon - Just wait! Trent is going to come around! Just watch! Burst - Delusions. All delusions. Trent gets up slowly. His only way to get up is to use the ring ropes and push himself up on the debris around the ring. Caine walks over to Trent holding the lawn dart like a dagger. He lunges at Steel, but Steel drops down to the side. His elbow connecting to the side of Caine’s knee as he falls. Caine clutches his leg and falls backwards. Trent takes the closest lawn dart and stabs it into Caine’s knee. Caine howls looking down at the lawn dart protruding from his knee. Burst - Sick! OWF is so going to get shit for this match. Falcoon - We have a warning before the show! Fuck the FCC! Trent is dripping blood but manages to stand on his own feet. He sets a table up leaning on it for support afterwards. He grabs the three lawn darts and stabs them from the bottom side up into the top of the table. The tips pointing up. Steel wipes the blood off of his face and looks over at Caine with a sadistic look. The Son of a Bitch grabs Caine and gives him a few hard kicks to the head. To keep him dazed. Burst - Oh no! This is going to get worse?! Falcoon - Trent sure is making it look this way! He is pulling Caine up to the top rope with him! Burst - He is eyeing that lawn dart table. Steel sways slightly, but he hooks Caine’s head under his arm. He pulls up in a vertical suplex position. Trent falls forward sending Caine down through the table chest first! There is a sickening thud! The lawn darts snap and the tips are lodged in Caine’s skin. Steel is on his hands and knees. His face dripping blood into a pool in front of him! Caine isn’t moving at all! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! Burst - Shut up! I can't hear myself DRINK! Falcoon - Ahoooo! Steel isn’t done yet! The fans are still cheering the carnage as he kicks the debris away from Caine. Trent grabs Caine’s hair and Caine’s eyes are rolled into the back of his head. Trent spits his own blood still flowing from his gaping wound over Caine before locking in Caine in his modified sharpshooter. The move is known as The Full Onslaught of X-Treme Prejudice. Burst - Just stop the match. Caine is out! Falcoon - Hey, he has to tap out. Burst - He is out! Match over! The referee calls for the bell, but Trent only puts more force into his hold. After a few seconds Trent lets go looking at the fallen Caine. Missy Janson - The referee has called this match a Knock Out in the favor ot Trrrent... Steel! Burst - Caine never tapped! I want that noted!
Inside a bathroom stall with his pants around his ankles and a look of peace across his face, Angel sits on a toliet with his OWF title draped across his lap. He's concentrating hard on what he's doing! His face turns a light shade of red and you hear him grunt. Angel - UGGGGGGGGGGGH. UUUUUUUEEEEEWWW... AHHHHHHHH. In the background you hear the soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth. Angel's eyes dart open! Angel - Ahhhhh crap! He grabs the lid of the toilet and pushes with all his might! Angel - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEUUWWWWW. His teeth grind as he is struck between his career and a comfort zone. Missy Janson's voice echos off the walls of the bathroom. Missy Janson - Coming to the ring at this time... From Smithtown New York!!... HE IS .. THEEEE OWF WORLD CHAMPION!!.... Angel - Oh no oh no oh no! ARRRGGHHHH Missy Janson - ANNNGEEELLL!!! He almost comes to tears as he struggles to 'pinch it off'. We fade away from the stall slowly still hearing his struggle on the inside, and the following logo appears:
Burst - These are the BEST commericals... EVER! "Killing in name of" by Rage Against the Machine hits the sound system as the lights go black and the screen shows the words "Experience Greatness!" which flash in yellow on a black background. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a Network title match!! Then a video of various suplexes and powerbombs comes on, all performed by the electric Guitar. The curtain moves and he appears at the top of the runway, holding his arms up for all to see. The crowd go wild as the Electric Guitar shuffles the collar on his leather jacket and then struts down the ramp before rolling into the ring. He takes off his jacket and throws it outside to the announcers table and the walks to a corner to climb the turnbuckle and raise his arms to his fans. Chants of "E.G... E.G..." fill the arena on top of the music. A wide arrogant smile crosses his face, and then he jumps down and hops on the spot in anticipation for his match to begin. Missy Janson - And his opponent.. He is.. The OWF NETTTTTWORK CHAMPION!... ANNNNGGEEELLL! Burst - Pinch it off Angel! The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the ramp. Angel slowly walks out, observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He continues to the ring in this same manner, and only when he is in the middle of the ring for a few moments does the music stop, echoing throughout the arena. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Both EG and Angel circle each other and EG rushes at Angel knocking him down with a clothesline, Angel back up and another clothesline! EG now going with a kick to the GUT and just as he is about to go for a DDT, Angel rolls out of the ring and goes to the outside to shake it off. EG now goes after Angel who rakes the eyes. Angel with reverse knife edge chop and he throws EG shoulder first into the ring steps! Angel now rolls EG back into the ring and hits a leg drop he goes for the cover 1..2.. no! Angel now with a gutbuster! Cover again 1..2... no! Angel is getting a little frustrated. Angel now is taking his time going back over to EG and throws EG into the ropes who comes out of no where with a clothesline... Angel back up and walks right into a swinging neckbreaker! EG now is going for a camel clutch and locks it in!!! Angel is squirming, but refusing to quit... he is trying to reach for the ropes, but EG locks it in even harder. The ref checks on Angel and Angel shakes his hand a little. Angel is struggling to reach the ropes. He FINALLY DOES! EG is forced to break the hold. It took a lot out of Angel though. EG now throws Angel into the corner with such force that it knocks Angel down face first into the ring mat. EG looking like he is going to go for the EG SLAM, but Angel blocks it. Angel now with a DDT!!! EG looks like he is seeing things after the brute force of that DDT. Angel now throws him to the outside again... Wait a second Plague is coming down from the back! He has a cocky smirk on his face as he slowly walks to ringside. The ref sees him and is ordering him to go to the back. Meanwhile Angel with a piledriver!!! EG may have hurt himself with that one. The ref is counting now 1...2...3.....4......5.....6......7.....8..........9.... Burst - Come onnn.. longest 10 count EVVVER. Just then Angel rolls EG back into the ring. Plague is still on the outside standing there shouting at EG and taunting him. Angel now with going into a 3 point stance and hits a chop block taking EG’S LEGS FROM UNDER HIM. EG now is holding his knee in pain. Angel now is concentrating on the right knee of EG and grabs the leg and puts it on the bottom rope. Angel now jumps on to the 2nd ropes and splashes down on EG’S right leg wrenching the knee! EG rolls to the side screaming in pain from this. Angel now throws EG into the ropes and PLAGUE catches EG’S leg ringing him straight to the mat face first tripping him. Plague is laughing and NOW THE REF IS THROWING OUT PLAGUE!!! Burst - Get outta here you prissy boy! Falcoon - You can't throw him out! Burst - What this.. I uhh.. I bet he does! Plague is leaving, but is pissed off. Meanwhile Angel with an arrogant smile gets EG up and plants him with a backbreaker he covers him 1....2.... no!!! EG with the kick out. Angel now getting a little upset with the ref. He talks some shit at him for a second, but goes right back to EG and hits a knee to the throat of EG.. he covers him again 1...2... no!!! again EG KICKS OUT! Angel starts to shout at the ref, but from behind he walks right into a big right hand from EG knocking him to the mat. Angel is back up and another right hand connects. EG goes behind Angel and tries to get a german suplex, but Angel reverses.. NO EG REVERSES AGAIN RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! EG limps over to Angel and covers him 1....2.. no!!! EG now trying to shake out the pain from his leg and goes to the top rope almost having his leg give out.. He hits a top rope elbow on Angel 1....2... KICKOUT! Angel with the kick out! EG pulls Angel up.. EG SLAM! Falcoon - WHAT NO! Burst - It's over! They don't kick out from the EG Slam! Falcoon - DAMN IT! EG staggers a bit then falls ontop of Angel... The crowd counts along! 1.... 2... Burst - Thr... WHAT!? KICKOUT BY ANGEL! Falcoon - ANGEL KICKED OUT OF THE EG SLAM! He's made history! Burst - Nooooo! Falcoon - Yes he did! EG rises to his knees and stands there in disbelief. Suddenly the audience is starting to get restless and a thunderous chorus of boos! Burst - Ahhh fuck. I hope he doesn't talk! Falcoon - GREEENER! Chris Green jumps over the guard rail and darts into the ring. EG TURNS AROUND FALL FROM GRACE ON EG! Burst - Uhhh HELLOOOO... Thats a DQ! Falcoon - Not if the referee is starring at the chick behind us its not! Green puts Angel on top of EG the ref counts 1.......2........3!!!!! Missy Janson - Here is your winner AND STILLLL OWF NNNETWORK CHAMPION..... AAANGEEEELL! The tron flickers and we see Grace out in the parking lot at her motorcycle. Suddenly we hear a reved up sound as she's hit from behind! She's run over. Suddenly she gets backed up on as the motorcycle parks on top of her stomach. We pan up to see the driver. Trent Steel - Hey EG...you brought her into this...you pay the penalty. No one who attacks us gets away with it including your girlfriend. If you would have stayed out of this I wouldn't have done this. Oh by the way. He grabs the bike off her and moves her out of the way and he puts a rag in her bike's gas tank. He sets it on fire. Trent Steel - After what you did to me you don't deserve a good machine like this. Hey EG! Next time she gets in my face or anyone elses I'll make sure she's strapped to the bike when I do this! Burst - When you start doing shit like that.. And diggin into someone's personal life.. YOU FUCKED UP! Falcoon - All is fair in OWF war! Burst - How is it fair?! He's fuckin with the man's wife! Falcoon - You fucked Referee Andrew Caps's wife and it wasn't a big deal! Burst - SHHHHH! Moron! Falcoon - ... Oh.
Fingers reach across a mental base and fling up and down, searching for something. FUCK BITCH SHIT GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH! The words trail on and you see a full view of the hand that is stuck inside of a small vent. MOTHER FUCKER! The man screams while trying to reach in a little further. A line of smoke drifts up over the hand and through the vent. Suddenly Spaz leans forward and places his cheek against the vent and puts his tongue out as he continues his struggle... Spaz - HA! I GOT YOU... YOU SON OF A BITCH! He smiles and slowly begins to pull his hand out. Spaz - AHHHH! FUCKKKKK! SHIT! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! The camera's pan inside the vent to show a lit cigarette JUST out of Spaz's reach. He drifts his finger tips across the filter and continues to scream in anger. Spaz - FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCK!
Burst - HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! I'm fuckin dieing here! Falcoon - That one wasn't THAT funny. Burst - It was.. You've obviously never been drunk at a wrestling show without a cigarette! Falcoon - You got a point! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a tag team match! Introducing first.. Representing Scarred... From Seattle Washington... Spaz! The lights go out and the opening cords to Drain the Blood(The Distillers) blares over the PA. They lights come on dim and the silouette of a figure stands on the stage. The figure turns his head and reveals himself to be "The Misfit" Spaz. The lights come back on fully and the crowd begins to roar. Spaz is wearing his leather jacket with a Misfits sweater, and his hair in Liberty Spikes as he makes his way to the ring. Fire pyro begins to engulf the stage and Spaz walks through the fire till he gets to the ring. He walks up the steps and gets into the ring via the middle rope. He removes the jacket and reveals "Legacy of Brutality" on the right sleeve of the sweater and Hell's Fire on the other. On the back is the members of HF: Sam Caine, Airease, Birrdy, Casper, Spaz, Wolf, Anton, Cage and Angel. He discards of his sweater to reveal a scared upper torso. He then stands in the center of the ring awaiting action. Missy Janson - His partner... From Dallas Texas... Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System... I wanna get psycho Kaige walks out to a decent pop from the crowd as they start small mosh pits along the arena floor. Need to get psycho On the way to the ring Kaige hops the barriers and joins a small crowd in a mosh pit and starts to push fans around. He exits the mosh pit, jumps back over the barriers and enters the ring jumping up on the turnbuckle signaling to the crowd to get louder. Missy Janson - Theeee Opponents... Representing The Imperium... First from Toronto Ontario Canada.. PLAGUE! The arena goes entirely dark and then the drum rolls of Down with the Sickness is heard throughout the arena. The words The Plague Has Struck appears on the titantron, each word at a time. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The pyros blast off as the first scream in the song is heard illuminating the whole arena and revealing a man at the enterance ramp with a guitar slung over his black trenchcoat. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The man slowly looks up and begins his walk down to the ring. Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Looking at my own reflection When he's about halfway, he breaks into a sprint and slides under the bottom rope. Plague raises up to his knees and then raises up and walks over to his corner. Get up, come on get down with the sickness He stops there for a moment before bracing one hand on the turnbuckle and then seamlessy jumping and landing cross legged on the turnbuckle. Missy Janson - His partner... From Las Vegas Nevada... Jesse Williams! PA System - Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer! Just then, pyro shoots out from the stage and "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean blares over the PA System. From the back, we see Jesse Williams walk out focused on the match ahead of him. He keeps his head straight as he jogs to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to enter. He walks around the ring once and then gets into his corner and prepares for his match. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Plague and Spaz start the match, they tie up in the center of the ring. Plague takes a quick advantage and tosses Spaz into the ropes, Spaz bounces off and returns with a spinning wheel kick that sends Plague to the mat. Plague is slow to recover, trying to shake it off. He gets to his knees and Spaz slingshots off the ropes and knocks Plague through the ropes with a quick drop kick! Spaz lifts his arms and listens to the mild cheer of the crowd. Falcoon - BOOOOOOOOOO! Burst - BOOOOOOO! Wait.. What? Plague grabs Spaz's legs from the outside and pulls him to the mat with a thud! He pulls Spaz outside of the ring and lays a fist to Spaz's forehead. Suddenly Jesse Williams turns and leaps off the aprion and moonsaults both men, wipping out eall three of them as they lay tangled on the ground. Burst - I think Jesse misjudged that move. He hit more Plague then he did Spaz! Plague pushes Jesse's body off from on top of him and tries to stand up, but Spaz kicks Plague in the back of the knee. Suddenly Kaige comes around the side of the ring and rushes towards Jesse, who is still laying on the ground. Kaige lays boots to Jesse and the fans begin to erupt for him! Burst - This goes beyond the mat! Beyond the stable war! Kaige purely HATES Jesse Williams! Falcoon - It's ALL about Alexis Cage. That's what it's about! The referee begins the ten count.. 1... Kaige pulls Jesse up by the head and strikes him in the face with a right hand, while holding Jesse's head up with his left hand! 2....3....4.... Spaz slides back into the ring. Plague begins to follow as the ref hits the 6 count. Plague is on the aprion just as Spaz sends himself off the farside ropes, he darts off and leaps at Plague.. Burst - SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES! Spaz looks like a linebacker sacking an unsuspecting quarterback as he spears Plague through the ropes and off the aprion! Spaz hangs onto Plague on the way through and down from the ring. Plague hits the guard rail with a massive thud and Spaz lands ontop of him. They are both drained and the fans are applauding the move. 1.... Falcoon - God damn! That looked painful for both these guys! 2...3...4... Kaige rolls a now bleeding Jesse Williams into the ring. 5... Kaige lifts up Spaz and rolls him into the ring as well. Plague is broken on the outside as he is proped up against the guard rail. 6... Plague begins to stir again as he coughs and pulls himself up .. 7... 8... Plague slides back into the ring slowly, but just in time to break the count out. The referee sends Kaige back to his corner and helps Jesse back to his. Spaz and Plague stand up at nearly the same time. Spaz stumbles over to his corner looking for a tag.. Plague does the same, but notices Jesse isn't paying attention! Falcoon - JESSE! WHAT THE HELL! PAY ATTENTION! Spaz makes the tag to Kaige.. The fans erupt! Jesse is leaning against the corner post with his head down and eyes closed. Plague gets a rush from a boot to his ribs and Kaige yanks him across the ring! Kaige picks Plague up and drills him with an atomic drop followed by a hard clothesline! Kaige covers.. 1...2.. KICK OUT BY PLAGUE! Plague tries to gain a second of rest on the mat, but Kaige is back up quickly to pull Plague back to his feet, out of despiration Plague pokes him in the eye! Kaige stumbles backwards and Plague darts for his corner and slaps Jesse on the arm before collapsing and sliding out of the ring. Falcoon - Jesse's the fresh man! Burst - He's a Mexican, theres NOTHING fresh about that. I can smell the salt water from here! Jesse slowly gets into the ring, as if he's not feeling well. Kaige kicks him in the stomach.. BREAK OUT! The fans jump up and down as Kaige makes the cover 1...2... From the outside of the ring Plague grabs Kaige's foot and pulls him off from Jesse! Burst - Had you sweating huh! Falcoon - Noooo! Nooo!... A little. Plague crawls back up on the aprion, Kaige lifts Jesse up and slings him into the ropes.. Plague makes the blind tag on Jesse's back. Burst - Ewww did you see the grease fly? Plague climbs in the ring and runs towards the opposite corner and punches Spaz off the aprion! Kaige scoops Jesse up on the rebound and power slams him into a pin! Burst - He didn't see the tag! Kaige has Jesse covered wondering why the ref is counting. Kaige gets back to his feet... THE VACCINE! A thunderous superkick knocks Kaige out and Plague quickly covers.. 1...2....3! Missy Janson - Here are your winners.... Plague and Jesse Williams! Jesse struggles to pull himself up while using the ropes. Plague walks across the ring and stand over him. Suddenly Imperium members rush the ring! Trent Steel, Chris Green, and Angel dart down the ramp and slide into the ring. Green - Jessssseeee. Man!? What the fuck dude? It's like you don't ev.. Green is cut short as Jesse shoves him in the chest across the ring. Burst - I KNEEEEW these ego's wouldn't last! Falcoon - Pull it together guys! Jesse - You fuckin listen to ME Chr. SMACK! is all you can hear as Plague delivers a thunderous superkick to the jaw of Jesse Williams! Falcoon - WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? They point and laugh at Williams while he is motionless in the ring. Green - Jesse Jesse Jesse! You'll NEVER understand what it's like to be ELITE Jesse. You'll NEVER grasp it! It's NOT THAT HARD! Now look at cha... laying there helpless! We'd beat the living fuck out of you, but meh.. It's not even worth my time! Plague - God he's pathetic! Green - You Jesse, where the weakness. You where the one weighing us down! Nothing personal Jesse... It's STRICTLY BUISNESS! Burst - Smartest move these guys can make! They cut the fat of the group. Falcoon - No memo.. No email? How come I was informed of this!? Burst - Because you suck and you're a groupie bitch! Green drills Jesse with a boot to the nose then drops the mic and heads out of the ring.
Under a dull light somewhere amungst the depths of an arena sits a card table and two chairs. Chris Green - All rrright Meca. I already took ALL your money. Ready to call it a night? Meca Blight and Chris Green sit across from each other in the chairs, Chris has a stack of money sitting next to him and meca has nothing but 3 pennies and a piece of paper. Meca Blight - Double or nothing. Chris Green - WHAT?! Meca you don't have anything left... Unless..... Meca's eye brow raises and he stares at Chris eagerly. Chris Green - How about you put up the deed to the OWF against everything I have here! Without thinking Meca writes down something on a piece of paper and throws it into the middle of the table. Chris unfolds it and it reads: "IOU 1 OWF" Chris Green - Is this legal? Ahhh fuck it. Chris shoves his money into the middle of the table. He waits for Meca to make his move. Meca Blight - ..... Got any fours? Chris Green - FOR THE HUNDREDTH FUCKING TIME... THIS ISN'T GO FISH!! Green throws down his hand. Chris Green - FULL HOUSE BABY! Jacks and nines! Meca frowns and Green can feel the anticipation rising.... He knows the OWF is soon to be his once again! Meca Blight - All I ..has, is this. Meca lays down a straigh flush to the 9 of hearts. Meca Blight - I win. Meca says with a sarcastic smile while racking the money and the IOU towards him as the following logo appears:
We cut backstage to see Alexis Cage getting ready to go out for her match. As she makes her way to the entranceway area we see a black trench coated figure behind her. Trent Steel - Excuse me... She turns and gets socked in the face with a hard right hand to the jaw. The man who is attacking her is Trent Steel. Trent Steel - You look suprised! Trent starts stomping her and then puts her into a modified sharpshooter. Trent Steel - You wanna fight against guys you take your beating like a man you drugged out piece of garbage. He lelts her go and picks her up into a crucifix powerbomb into the back of the entranceway. Trent Steel - Scarred huh? I thought you were made of sterner stuff. You know if it wasn't for the fact you are a woman I would break your fucking spine you over pushed curtain jerking jobber! Trent toe kicks her in the temple. Officals finally show up. Offical 1 - You monster you just attacked a woman! Trent Steel - Bad Guy! Plus she isn't a woman...she's a wrestler. We see Caine and the other members of scarred run onto the scene as Trent gets on the other side of the officals. Trent Steel - Hey Caine! Was that "entertaining"! Steel walks off smirking as the officals hold back the members of Scarred. Falcoon - Soooo are we gonna have a main event orrrr nooo? Burst - That fuckin prick. The girl does enough damage to herself, she doesn't need assholes like Trent beating the hell out of her! Caine takes off backstage after Trent but the camera's stay on Alexis who is being helped to her feet by Kaige. Suddenly her theme hits and she pushes Kaige away as a blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and a soft voice follows. PA System - It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont.. Street. Just then a hard drum slam comes across and the dimmed lights flicker once. PA System - Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing. Missy Janson - The following contest is tonight's MAIN EVENT! It is a 'FTW' match.. FIRE TACKS AND FIRE! And it is for the WoW Championship! Introducing first.. The challenger, on her way to the ring at this time from Phoenix, Arizona... AAALLLLLEXIS.. CCCAGGGE! Suddenly a bass drum comes into play pounding at each half second as each word of "Build God, Then We'll Talk" By Panic At The Disco leaks out over the crowd. PA System - Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.. The lights continue to strobe around the arena, fading out with each hit of the bass drum, they look for something as the fans rise to their feet. PA System - The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde! And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.... The arena lights tune back on and Alexis stands groggy in the middle of the ring. Kaige slowly stalks his way to ringside but Alexis leans over the ropes and yells for him to head for the back. Falcoon - She's insane! Alexis Cage has lost it! She wasn't NO HELP against Eclipse. Burst - She's gonna need it. Hell, you can still see the scars from last time they fought. Falcoon - It was historic last time these two met just a month ago at Quest for the Best in a glass cell! Take a look...
You can see the frame of the cell wobble as it shows how unstable it really is.. Eclipse approaches Alexis and looks as if she's ready to unleash more pain. Suddenly Alexis snaps! She leans up and uppercuts Eclipse in the jaw! Eclipse staggers backwards and Alexis plants her with a spinning wheel kick! Falcoon - She's running on fumes but it might be all the WoW champ needs! Alexis quickly lifts Eclipse to her knees and hooks her in the pedigree position! Falcoon - UNLEASHED! Burst - ON THE GLASS FLOOR! OH HELL.. That hurts! Alexis rolls over Eclipse, Eclipse has tons of glass implanted into her face from Unleashed. For the first time in the match, Eclipse's eyes are closed. You can see Alexis thinking about the pinfall, but insted she climbs onto the aprion, holding her wounded stomach on the way up.. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and the fans rise to their feet. It's a sight that will be remembered forever as her blood soaked body screams out to the fans, the entire arena cheers her on! Falcoon - You can feel the emotion in her soul right now. I bet if you could see through the blood and glass you'd see a tear! Burst - Just do it girl! Do it! Finish this match! It's an unusual turn of events as both commentators agree and are at the edge of their seats watching Alexis... Suddenly she dives off the top turnbuckle to the outside.. Swanton Bomb! Falcoon - An ode to Jesse Williams! Cover!! With her last bit of strength Alexis hooks Eclipse's leg... The fans, the commentators, and wrestlers in the back count along.. 1... 2.... KICKOUT! Falcoon - No! NO NO! Burst - What the hell!!? How do you kick out after that!? Falcoon - Eclipse isn't human! Burst - Fuckin christ! I was on the edge of my seat thinking that one was over! Disappointment flows through the arena and into Alexis's heart as she rolls off from Eclipse. Falcoon - Don't give up now Alexis! Alexis sits indian style next to Eclipse and coughs violently choking on her own blood.. Eclipse senses this and rises from the dead, she brushes the glass off as she stands then kicks Alexis in the spine! Alexis clinches her back in pain as shes scooped up... Falcoon - NATURE'S COURSE ON THE BROKEN GLASS! Burst - Alexis use to be so hot! Now I can't even tell she's a chick! Alexis lays on her stomach with her cheek and mouth sitting on the glass. Eclipse picks her up once again.. She hooks Alexis's head under her legs then lifts her by the arms in a butterfly type suplex... Falcoon - Shes up for the End of Innocence! Alexis breaks free in mid air and counters with a spinning implant ddt!! Alexis falls ontop of Eclipse.. 1...2... KICK OUT! Falcoon - Another kick out! Burst - This match has officially stolen the show! Falcoon - This is the most brutal WoW or OWF female match in general I have ever seen! Eclipse pushes Alexis off and both women lay motionless in a mix of each others blood. They are both covered in wounds, some of which still contain large glass shards. Alexis's shirt is soaked in blood and cut to nothingness. Alexis is the first to stir, the fans applaud her as she uses the ring aprion to pull herself up. She rips away her shirt and stands above Eclipse in just her bra. The large gash from the stabbing earlier is visable for the first time, it's about 4 inches wide and right where her intestines would sit. Falcoon - If these two survive... This match will go down as one of the best matches in OWF history! Burst - If they survive? Hell that doesn't matter! This match already claimed it's spot in the hall of fame. Alexis lifts Eclipse up by her head. Eclipse lashes out and kicks Alexis in the gut right on her battle wound! She sets Alexis up... Falcoon - End of Innocence through the glass plate! Just as Alexis's body is thrown through and the glass shatter you see the entire cell wobble... Suddenly the frame gives out and the top of the glass cell comes down! Burst - DUCKKKK! You can hear Nick Burst scream as hearts around the world stop.. The glass plates above erupt and shatter into pieces that fly throughout the arena upon the impact. The glass eplodes as four plates crash on each top of the ring posts! Falcoon - Ow fuck. my eye. fuck. Burst - I told you to duck! Falcoon - What the hell!? We just sprayed half of our fans with glass! Burst - And they love it! Falcoon - They're calling their laywers! Burst - We have two plates of glass left standing. The roof and all the walls are gone. You can't even tell this was a cell match! Alexis and Eclipse are laying at ringside covered from head to toe with glass, Eclipse is picking at her eye while laying on her stomach. She crawls over and drapes her bloody body ontop of Alexis... Falcoon - The referee is cut to hell as he leans down for the count.. This one is over! Burst - What a match! The ref kicks the glass out of his way, clearing a spot for his hand... 1... Falcoon - Well Eclipse unraveled some h..... 2... KICKOUT! Falcoon is in shock and can't even speak seeing Alexis's shoulder jolt up. Burst - HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! Falcoon - I... I... Eclipse herself looks speachless. Her eyes bulge out of her head looking at Alexis in disbelief. Eclipse turns and spots the last two plates of glass.. She drags Alexis belly first across the glass covered floor by her hair until they reach the two side by side plates. Eclipse scoops her up again and hooks her in the butterfly powerbomb position... Falcoon - End of.. COUNTER! Alexis countered! After all the blood she's lost.. She can't even walk, but she countered! Alexis flips out of the move and back to her feet, Eclipse attempts a clothesline but Alexis ducks... SUPERKICK! Eclipse staggers backwards and falls through the glass plate shattering it and adding to the carnage of glass at ringside! Alexis falls to the floor, her legs giving out as she crawls on her hands and knees through glass to make the cover. Falcoon - Alexis wants to hold this title more than anything. Burst - She's crawling through broken glass on her hands and knees! Alexis falls ontop of Eclipse's face... Burst - This is it! 1...2... Eclipse bites Alexis's chest while kicking out! She holds her grip and naws at Alexis's bare skin! Alexis screams but passes out after a few seconds. Eclipse bites a chunk of flesh out of Alexis's chest and spits it onto a member of the crowd in the front row! She smiles with the fresh blood drooling down her chin while climbing to her feet. Falcoon - Eclipse is gonna make sure their are no glass plates left. She aggressivly lifts the limp Alexis Cage up.. End of Innocence through the final glass plate and the cover to follow..1...2...3! Falcoon - And it's over. Burst - Nothing but broken glass and blood stains! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and NEEEWWWW WoW Champion... "The Wraith" ECLIPSE!
Falcoon - No doubt in my mind that, that match will be in the hall of fame! Burst - It was a sick, brutal, shocking and exciting match. I don't agree with you often out of pure spite for you... But this time I concur! Falcoon - Damn right you do! The lights dim around the entrance way before "Shit Life" by Dope suddenly pours out of the PA system. The camera's are fixed on Prissy at the moment, looking at her lifeless body as paramedics rush to her side. Missy Janson - Her opponent.... From Anchorage Alaska.. SSShe is the WoW Champion!!.... EEEECCCLLIPPSE!! The fans squint trying to see what's going on around the dark entrance way when suddenly a figure emerges from the darkness as if ripping itself out of it. A flowing, ragged black cloak envelops her body and head while a reflective, metal mask covers her face. Slowly she walks down the ramp towards the ring. With every step the light in front of her dims so that she is never walking in full illumination. After entering the ring she stops near the center while looking at her opponent with her masked head tilted upwards and to the side at a strange angle. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The flashback allowed time for the ring crew to set up barbwire around the ring ropes. Fire ejects from the corner posts and bottles of lighter fluid are placed all around the ring aprion. The ring crew quickly come down the ramp at the start of this match, 3 men all carrying a mail sack full of something. Falcoon - Ohhhh nooo. Burst - TACKS! They begin to dump the bags full of tousands of tacks onto the floor at ringside. Falcoon - Ohhh I can hear it now "Sorry we can't pay you this week Gordie. We spent all our money on thumb tacks!" Fuckkk. Burst - Yeahhh.. Being YOU - ISSS horrible. Falcoon - I URRRGE you now, if you have a weak stomach turn this off! This is going to be a BRUTAL match! Eclipse KNOWS that Alexis Cage has pushed her to the limit time after time. As Alexis watches the ring crew set up around her, Eclipse takes a quick advantage by getting behind Alexis and pushing her body into the barbwire wraped ropes! Alexis screams as Eclipse stays behind her, grinding Alexis's chest and stomach into the barbwire! Eclipse grabs ahold of the ropes on each side of Alexis to trap her inside! Falcoon - Fucking hell! 30 seconds into the match and Alexis's shirt is ripped and soaking up the blood from her torn chest! Alexis whips her head back hard and smashes it into Eclipse's mirror mask! Eclipse releases her, but Alexis is caught on the barbwire! Eclipse charges towards her, but Alexis ducks and pulls the top rope down with her! Eclipse tumbles over the ropes and lands shoulder first amungst a pile of thumb tacks. Burst - God damn! Alexis struggles to get free, finally she rips away from the barbwire stran, tearing her flesh from her stomach away from the middle rope! A piece of skin mixed with a bloody dripping lines a sharp barb on the ropes. Falcoon - Theres a piece of FUCKING FLESH on the ropes. It's just stuck on that barb... THAT'S PART OF HER STOMACH! Is this REALLY worth it? Its a belt for god sakes! Burst - It's only half about the belt! These two women HATE each other. For nearly 6 monthes they've been at each others throats! Eclipse holds her shoulder as she staggers back to her feet, she grabs her side and pulls off a hand full of thumb tacks all at once. Tiny holes pierce the skin in about 40 different spots. Tacks are embedded into Eclipse's skin, but she ignores them and reaches down for something.. Falcoon - Eclipse still has about 25 to 30 tacks visable, stuck inside arms and legs! Eclipse pops up again with two bottle of lighter fluid. She squirts them into the ring, taking Alexis off guard and covering Alexis with the flameable liquid. Alexis runs to the other side of the ring, but is already soaked in it. Eclipse continues to spray the ring with it, particularly the ropes in front of her. Alexis takes off in a dead run across the ring.. Falcoon - Her comes a suicide di.... Just as Falcoon says it Alexis propels herself over the top rope.. TINK! Eclipse strikes a zippo and tosses it into the air just as Alexis is crossing over the ropes. WOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! Burst - OH MY FUCKING GOODDDD! Alexis is instantly on fire in mid air!! The camera's capture the fear in her eyes as her body is engulfed in flames while preforming a swanton and landing back first ontop of thousands of tacks! Falcoon - SOMEBODY PUT HER OUT! PUT HER OUT! PARAMEDICS! OH MY GOD! The lighter hits the ground less than a second afterwards, sending a torching blaze of fire from the lighter fluid sprayed at ringside. The fans are too stunned to react. The hearts of millions break as they see Alexis's burning body laying ontop of thousands of tacks. Alexis quickly rolls over on the tacks, back and forth she turns trying to put the fire out! Burst - Fuckkk! Nick Burst drops his head set and runs over to Alexis who has put herself out, but is in danager of the fire that is burning next to her. He quickly steps across the mounds of tacks and throws her over his shoulder. He turns to head up the ramp when he meets Eclipse face to face. Her head is tilted sideways and he looks at his own reflection in it. Eclipse - Have one... Last look at your face. Eclipse sprays Nick in the face with the lighter fluid! Falcoon - Oh god Nick! Run! RUN! Nick turns the other way and Eclipse pulls Alexis off his shoulders and with a thud Alexis falls to the ground onto the tacks again. He turns back to get Alexis... WOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! The flames dart over his face. He quickly pats it out with his shirt but the damage has been done! Falcoon - This is out of control! No more! End this shit now! Eclipse looks down, feeling good about the damage she has caused. She makes the pin... 1.... 2... Falcoon - ALEXIS NO! ALEXIS KICKED OUT! NOOOO! STAY DOWN! Oh god.. Please! I know this girl personally, she's a good friend of mine that I've known for years! Please... Just end this! Burst - FUCKIN BITCH BURNT ME! Falcoon - Go to the hospitol! Burst - ... OK! The head set thumps down on the table and Falcoon is left alone. Eclipse crawls off Alexis, she stands over her and just nods. Down the side of the ramp OWF reporter Garrett Greene sneaks down, Eclipse senses him and turns quickly. He's caught like a deer in headlights! In mid step he pretends to be going backwards.. Eclipse picks up the bottle of lighter fluid and Greene darts back to the backstage area! Falcoon - Garrett I don't blame ya a bit! I'm afraid to be here myself! Eclipse turns back to Alexis... CRRRRRACK! Alexis swings a baseball bat she found durning the distraction and smacks Eclipse across the mask with it! Eclipse doesn't fall... Alexis grits her teeth and spits on Eclipse then swings again... CRRRRRACK! Falcoon - HOME RUN! This time the mirror mask breaks! A piece of mirror embeds itself into Eclipse's forehead! Eclipse staggers back feeling the rush of the two strikes from the baseball bat. Eclipse's body gives out and she falls on her back at ringside. The crowd has never been louder as Alexis gets a heartfelt ovation from the fans! "WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE YOU!" They chant to her as she lets tears of pain and passion roll down her cheek. Falcoon - FINALLY! It's taken her 6 monthes! But she's FINALLY going to beat Eclipse tonight! Here's the pin! The burn marks on Alexis begin to blister as she pins... Falcoon - A HOOK OF THE LEG! The fans scream and count along with the referee who clears a spot away from the tacks to count.. 1... 2.... 3.....It's nothing but a pure display of strength as Eclipse tosses Alexis off from her just as the referees hand hits the floor.. Falcoon - THAT WAS THREE! ALEXIS DID IT!! I'm so fucking proud of that girl! The referee leans up shaking his head no and giving "an inch" sign with his fingers. The fans boo the referee as he shrugs. Falcoon - NOOOO! That was three! THAT WAS THREE! Eclipse emerges, with the broken face mask that is surely blurring her vision! Falcoon - What does it take? WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO PUT HER AWAY!? Eclipse runs her hands over the broken mask, letting the glass shards slice her fingers. She reaches down, with her finger tips dripping blood and turns Alexis on her back. Alexis strikes back with an elbow into the broken glass mask! Eclipse reaches back and with one swift tug, pulls a piece of the barbwire lose. She strikes it like a wild whip and lashes it across Alexis's forehead! Alexis crawls on her knees to get away! Eclipse stalks her around the corner of the ring. Alexis quickly gets back to her feet, with her last bit of energy she swiftly grabs Eclipse's neck.. Going for a diamond cutter! Falcoon - UNCAGED!? NOOO Eclipse blocks it by pushing her off then spins Alexis around.. Nature's Course on the tacks! Eclipse rolls Alexis over and is ready to finish it! Thumb tacks are embedded into the charred forehead of Alexis Cage! Eclipse reaches to the side and grabs another bottle of lighter fluid! Falcoon - This will kill her! STOP THE MATCH STOP THE FUCKING MATCH NOWWWW! The referee tries to plea with Eclipse then calls for the bell.. He quickly raises Eclipse's hand, but she jerks away! Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. Alexis Cage is no longer able to compete.. Therefore.. Your winner and STILLLL WoW Champion... EEECCCCLIPSE! Falcoon - Thank you god. Thank you referee Andrew Caps! It's over! Andrew knocks the lighter fluid out of Eclipse's hand and the ring crew followed by mounds of security rush down to the ring.
Chris Green, Plague, Angel and Trent Steel follow the crew out. Security pushes Eclipse to the back. She simply smirks, proud at the chaos she has caused tonight. She walks backwards up the ramp looking at the mess of blood in the ring. Green - Pick her up! Slowly The Imperium gather around Alexis Cage who never moves. Trent picks her up and tosses her in the ring. Angel grabs her by the back of the head and drags her to her lifeless feet. He holds her up as Green grabs her by the jaw.. Green - BITCH YOU TALK TOO MUCH! Chris unleashes a fierce backhand that echos through the arena. The fans begin to riot in the crowd as you see the security guards holding the fans back. Falcoon - Wait wait wait. Someone get the paramedics down here! The fans scream as Jesse Williams darts down the ramp! Angel drops Alexis and they steps back allowing Jesse to slide into the ring. Jesse goes right for Green with right hands, but Angel steps in from the side and knees Jesse in the gut. Angel does it again then hooks Jesse and DDT's him to the mat! Falcoon - BOOM! The fans erupt again as they see Kaige and James Caine dart down the ramp. Just as they slide into the ring Spaz bursts through the curtains! Falcoon - Here we go! Scarred Vs The Imperium. Even numbers! Watch The Imperium clear the ring! Kaige leaps up and Green swings at him wildly.. Kaige ducks it then kicks Green in the stomach, Kaige shoots himself into the ropes and is about to deliver some sort of impact move when Plague steps in and superkicks Kaige! Falcoon - The Vaccine almost took Kaige's head off! James Caine rushes Plague from the side and floors him with a clothesline! Falcoon - I bet EG is probably buying a funeral plot for his dead wife! Spaz and Angel are now fighting in the corner exchanging punches! Trent Steel finally gets involved and grabs Spaz by the hair and pulls him backwards, it gives Angel enough time to recover. Trent and Steel now begin to exchange punches and Angel climbs to the top rope... He nods to Trent who runs out of the way.. Falcoon - Look at this team work! Spaz is confused and turns to catch a missle drop kick to the face! Blood squirts from his nose across the ring landing on the still lifeless Alexis Cage's chest. Spaz tumbles across the ring and uses the turnbuckle to rest sitting down on the mat. Angel slowly stalks him, Angel approaches and Spaz elbowing Angel in the face! Out of no where Chris Green tackles Spaz into the ropes, Green ducks down and Plague superkicks Spaz out of the ring! Falcoon - At least Caine is good for SOMETHING. The booing is a loud roar in the arena as fans scream and chant different things throughout the arena. James Caine has Alexis over her shoulder and is carrying her up the ramp to safety. Green picks the mic up off the mat and out of breath he speaks. Green - That's right Caine... You fuckin run up that ramp! Take that bitch back to the locker room and have your way with her! The boos become louder by the second. Steel snatches the mic away from Green and with intensity in his eyes he screams.. Steel - ANYONE ELSE!? Falcoon - LOOK AT THIS!! LOOK AT THIS! OWF United wants NONE of this! NONE! The arena is plunged into darkness. The crowd goes to a silence as the big screen flickers to life. It shows nothing, but static. Over the PA notes are hear being played on a piano. A guitar soon is heard in the background. The piano is cut off abruptly and replaced by a screaming voice. PA System - Breakdown! The lights come back on and the theme continues to play. The fans are on their feet waiting... Suddenly Draco and Prez DK step out onto the stage, both wearing smiles. The theme slowly fades out as Draco brings the mic to his mouth. Draco - Go ahead and get all pumped up and retarded! What we have here is going to be the END of this war! The END of Imperium! All we need... DK grabs the mic from Draco and stares down at the ring. Prez DK - Who wants to see the end of The Imperium!? Whistles and cheers flood the arena. Prez DK - Well first.. Before we show the world your discovery.. I gotta tell you Draco, you came to the right person! Draco nods as DK turns to face him. Prez DK - But there's something I'm DYING to ask you Draco!... Draco shrugs inviting the question. Falcoon - HOLY SHIT! .. YES! YEEEESSS! SHIT YES! Gordie Falcoon's voice can strike fear in your heart, hearing how emotional he gets durning the most massive of events. Falcoon - The single biggest stab in the heart that the OWF has EVER witnessed! It's almost like slow motion as DK lifts his boot and kicks Draco in the mid section, sending Draco doubling over.. Before anyone can react the camera's cut to the fans reaction.. In the matter of 3 seconds we see cheers and smiles turn to a discomforting look of betrayal. Falcoon - THE BASHER!! DK just delivered The Basher to Draco! DK climbs back up to his feet and turns back to the crowd. Prez DK - Why... THE FUCK WOULD I WANNA END A WAR I CREATED!? He says pointing at a bloody Draco laying motionless on the stage. DK pulls the piece of paper that Draco gave him from his pocket and rips it in half, then in half again letting it fall on Draco's body. Prez DK - Ladies and gentlemen... The most unstoppable gathering of superstars on this planet! .... He pauses seeing a group of young girls in front of him crying as Steel, Green, Angel, and Plague celebrate in the ring. Prez DK - My Imperium! The OWF logo spins and we cut to black. |
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