Monday Night Addiction
January 15th, 2007
The Pilot Center
Tempe, AZ

Color Key -
Red - Commentators
Aqua - Ring Announcer
Olive - PA System
Silver - Scene
Yellow - Match Action
Lime - Prez DK
Orange - Prez CJ
Sky Blue - Prez Storm
Green - Reporters
Pink - WoW Prez Prissy

--- FLASHBACK ---

Hesitant at first Tara moves forward and they lock up.. Amanda gains instant leverage and pushes Tara down to her knees. Tara breaks the hold but Amanda is too quick, she grabs Tara and locks on the Alluminum claw!

Falcoon - Thats such a paralyzing move.. Tara can't even tap out.

After 10 seconds of Tara fighting by moving her body the few ways she can, blood begins to run down from her nose. Amanda releases the hold as soon as she sees this and the referee calls for the bell...

Missy Janson - Here is your winner... AMANDA DAVIS!

Tara lays motionless in the ring while blood continues to poor from her nose. Amanda kneels beside her with her hand over her own mouth.

Falcoon - Oh my god.

Burst - Get the EMT's NOW!

Nobody arrives so Gordie throws down his head set and runs to the back.

Burst - Folks we see alot of stuff here in the OWF but nothing compares to a serious injury like this.

Prez DK and Prez Storm lead by Gordie Falcoon and followed by a team of paramedics rush to the ring.

Burst - This could be bad....

--- FLASHBACK ---

-- LIVE --

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. At this time, please join me in welcoming... Tara Headoff!

Falcoon - Good evening folks and welcome to OWF's second addition of Addiction! Gordie Falcoon here standing in for my partner Nick Burst who couldn't be here tonight!

Burst - What? I'm right fuckin here!

Falcoon - Sure ya are Nick... He just took a Valium and doesn't even know where he is. Its a sad story.

Burst - What are you talking about? I should kick your ass kid...

Falcoon - We obviously have our first voice of the night on her way to the ring. Aweful what happened to her last week, but sometimes thats the price you pay here in the OWF.

Burst - Especially when you have to face unexperienced rookies who can't even apply their finisher right.

Falcoon - Hey she won the match and took her opponent out, how much more "right" can you apply it?

"The Game" by Disturbed plays over the PA System, Tara pushes the curtain aside and steps out into view of the crowd. She has a huge bandage over her face covering her entire rose. Slowly she comes down to the ring, her temples have a ring of dark colors around them and her eyes appear glossy and blood shot. Toby Wilks follows her down to the ring, but darts in front of her at ringside to hold open the ropes. She climbs in the ring and Toby Wilks hands her a mic.

Burst - Oh great.. Here comes Toby Wilks, that guys such a fairy. You know hes gay right?

Falcoon - Thats what I hear.

Burst - Hum... Your not... One of them are you?

Falcoon - Excuse my politically inncorrect friend folks.

Tara - Last week.... Last week could have easily ruined my wrestling career and even ended my life. I am a victim of an unruley attack at the hands of Amanda Davis. Some say it was an accident.. Me? Oh I know she was in it to try to take me out. You see.. Amanda has absolutly no reguard for this buisness and simply wants to take out every decent competitor in the league so she can be the star. No matter what it takes.

A tear rolls down her cheek as the crowd begins a low roar chant "Shut-the-fuck-up!"

Tara - No I won't shut up! Look at my nose! Its broken in 3 places! I won't rest until this bitch is dealt with.. One way.. Or Another!

She throws the mic down and you hear a thump on the mat as it hits. The OWF logo flashes and Addiction intro begins..

-- SHOW INTRO --

This is a new generation.. A new breed of talent...

Whispers fill your ears as the intro to music begins to play. They fade as the singing begins.

If you feel... So empty.. So used up.. So Let Down.. If you feel so angry.. So ripped off.. So stepped on.. Your not the.. Only one.
Refusing to back down... Your not the.. Onnnnly onnneee. Sooo GET UPPPPPP!
LETS START A RIOT! A RIOT! LETS START A RIOT! LETS START A RIOT! A RIOT! LETS START A RIOT!

Clips of the new breed of OWF as well as old footage passes over your screen as "Riot" by 3 Days Grace plays in the background. The opening segment of Addiction grabs your attention and the theme itself becomes addicting.

-- LIVE HOUR 1--

Falcoon - One again welcome folks watching at home or your neighbors living room because you can't afford our sation.. Channel 414 of Dish Network or 403 on Direct TV!

Burst - So I got three hours with you tonight?

Falcoon - Settle down tiger.. That sounded fruity.

Burst - Hey! God damn it! I make the gay jokes around here!

Falcoon - Jesus dude.. sorry... Folks we have a great show for you tonight, theres so much going on in the world of the OWF right now.

Burst - Talent is flooding our gates, I just hope our finanicals are in tact.. Because if I go another 4 months without a pay check I'm gonna be pissed!

PA System - Calllliiii-fornia lovvveeee.....

Falcoon - Woah and here we go! The first pop of the night belongs to Greg Jackson, the fans are on their feet!

"California Love" by Tupac blares over the speakers, sending the fans into a frenzy!

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest will start us on our Road to Glory! Its scheduled for one fall....

Storm - Woah Woah Woah Woah... Cut the music! Missy.. One sec babe... Hey listen up! DK isn't in the building just yet so I'm in charge. DK was originally going to have a raffle off for matches.. But I've decided to do something different! All of tonights first round Road to Glory matches will have different match types and the person deciding the types will be....

PA System - Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?

"Why can't we be friends" plays over the PA system as Meca Blight steps out on the stage. The fans leap to their feet as he bows to them.

Storm - Meca Blight everyone... Meca grab a chair and go sit with Missy and and announce the matches.

Burst - No! No! Don't send him this way! That guys a lunatic!

Meca walks down to ringside, he passes by the commentators table then stops.. He turns to his left and smiles at Nick Burst through his mask. Nick leaps to his feet and throws his fists up.

Burst - Youuu get outta here!

Meca walks over to Missy Janson in the corner and whispers into her ear. She whispers back to him. He pauses then points to the ring. She shrugs her shoulders then climbs in the ring.

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen! The following match is scheduled for one fall and a....

She stops and looks at Meca oldly. He nods then she shrugs again.

Missy Janson - For a Handicap... Match.??

Falcoon - What? Theres no... Theres no handicap match scheduled for tonight.

The camera pans back up to Storm who is shaking his head from side to side, extremly disappointed in Meca.

Storm - Just.... Just announce the contestants Missy.

Missy Janson - Introducing first.... Greg Jackson!

California Love plays again and this time Greg Jackson comes out from the back and starts jumping around to pump up the fans. He then makes his way down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. After testing the ropes a few times, he climbs out of the ring and finds a young child to give them a classic Greg Jackson Souvenir... a partially thawed micorwavable bean and cheese burrito... a gift that child will never forget. Greg then re-enters the ring.

Missy Janson - And his opponent.... Weapon X!

The arena darkens as his theme plays. Weapon X is seen on top of the OWF-tron dancing. Suddenly from behind he is pushes hard in the back, he goes flying off the top of the OWF-tron and lands shoulder first on the metal rampway.

Falcoon - Oh my god! What the hell!?

Burst - Did he fall?

Falcoon - He was pushed off the OWF-tron!

Burst - Ah now thats a shitty thing to do.

Falcoon - It coulda been anyone.

Burst - Yah. It coulda been anyone...

Falcoon - Yah.

Burst - Even the Acustic Guitar...

Falcoon - Yah.. Wait what?

Paramedics rush down the ramp.. Greg Jackson climbs out of the ring and heads up the ramp with a mic.

Greg Jackson - Quick! Someone call Dr Nick!

"Hiiiii Evvvvrrrrryyy Baawwddiee" the crowd says at once.

Burst - Hiiiii Evvvvrrrryyy Bawwdiee!

Falcoon - What the fuck is wrong with you people? That kids gonna die and you doing a simpsons parody?

Burst - Don't worry! Hes gonna be fine. This is the OWF.. Very FEW people have died here.. This kinda thing happens all the time.

Falcoon - Really?

Burst - I once saw a Mexican fall 30 foot from the rafters down a christmas tree and nearly miss the ring.

Falcoon - Yeah I saw that one too!

Burst - Yah! So you know...

Falcoon - Well so much for geniune concern.

Burst - Eh thats overrated.

Falcoon - So is your face!

Burst - That's overpaid.....

Weapon X is wheeled out of the arena and Greg Jackson is left standing in the ring. Meca whispers into Missy's ear again and you can read her lips as she replys. "Are you sure". He nods, she shrugs and grabs her mic.

Missy Janson - HERE IS YOUR WINNER.... Weapon X!

The fans laugh as confusion is in the air. Greg Jackson looks around oddly then you see anger cross his face. The OWF tron flashes and Prez Storm shows up on the screen.

Prez Storm - Woah Woah Woah.. Meca... Weapon X can't win. I just fired him on his way to the hospitol. Gregs your winner.

Falcoon - Wow.. Fire a guy after he falls 20 foot and breaking his back.

Burst - I smell workmans comp... And taco's... Whos eating tacos?

Jackson music hits and the crowd goes nuts as he show boats around the ring. He starts to throw his hands up in the air, trying to bring the crowd to their feet, but all of a sudden the music stops abruptly, and his arms fall to his side. The crowd goes silent and Jackson cautiously looks around the arena. The lights start to flicker, and after a few moments they shut down all together. Everyone is left in impenetrable darkness until a faint beam of golden light shines down on the entrance ramp. The OWFtron to the left and right of the ramp start to flicker static. Words appear on the left in bright golden font. "The Vengeance of an Angel..." then on the right screen..."Is that of a Fallen God."

Burst - Well what the fuck is going on? Somebody turn the damn lights back on! What if Toby Wilks comes out.. I'm not comfortable at all!

Falcoon - I hate when DK doesn't pay the bills...

Burst - Join the fucken club pal.

The crowd starts to give a few murmurs when all of a sudden the lights turn back on and Angel is standing behind Jackson with a chair in hand. The crowd starts to boo, causing Jackson to turn around, and as he does Angel nails him with the chair, busting him open and sending his blood spraying onto the canvas. Angel drops the chair, and starts to laugh as he looks at Jackson's body. He signals for a mic and gets one...

Angel - I'll be waiting.

He drops the mic, and exits the ring as his music hits. The fans boo him all the way to the backstage area...

Burst - I love extreme bloodiness.. It has its place in wrestling for sure!

Falcoon - And theres a bracket for the Road to Glory that will feature 5 matches at Clash of Champions on the 28th. Angel Vs Greg Jackson in the semi-finals.. Winner goes to the four way matchup for the world title!

Burst - Look at the impact Hells Fire made!

Falcoon - Those guys are cowards.

Burst - Yea, well, what you like or don't like makes no difference. Angel is on a mission, and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants and I like him..

PA System - Chi-Town's Finest!

Missy Janson - The following match will be a first to finisher match and it is the first round Road to Glory! Coming to the ring at this time... Shyne!

The arena goes dark as over the PA comes a distorted voice and it echoes as it fades out. The same voice then says "I Still Run This Shit". Shyne's voice is heard now as his voice yells over the PA "ITS MY TIME...MY TIME TO SHYNE!" At that moment, "You Dont Know" by 50 Cent, Eminem, Lloyd Banks, and Cashis hits the PA and a light shines down in the middle of the stage as Shyne appears there and the crowd goes nuts as they spot him.

Falcoon - And here comes Shyne.. He's walkin to the ring in the spirit of ghetto rap!

He crosses his arms and leans back a bit as Blue and White pyro blast on both sides of him and all the way down the ramp and around the ring. Shyne walks down the ramp with a swagger and the crowd is going insane for him. Shyne hops up on the apron and climbs inside the ring, he hops on the turnbuckle and crosses his arms and gives a gangsta lean. He hops off and repeats this on the other three turnbuckles before hopping off and waiting in the ring.

Missy Janson - And his opponent... Little Tornado!

The lights go black him dont fear the reaper blares little tornado walks out slowly the light go back red and he walks out real slowly and sparks rain on him.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Falcoon - First man to nail their finishing move wins!

The bell sounds and Shyne eagerly rushes forward driving a knee into LT's gut. Shyne begins with an array of fists, LT ducks down in the corner with his arms over his head. Shyne backs off for a moment after being warned by the ref. LT darts out of the corner and spears Shyne to the mat. LT quickly lifts Shynes head and sets him up for the Tornado Bomb.. Shyne counters with a back body drop. LT hits the mat but is instantly pulled back up by Shyne... The 4 Corner Hustler! Shyne makes the cover..1...2...3!

Burst - Alright I'm back.. What did I miss?

Missy Janson - Here is your winner... Shyne!

Falcoon - A losy match. Its over.

Burst - Wow.. I was gone for like 2 minutes.

Falcoon - Yeah.. Lets just... Skip forward. I don't even wanna talk about this match.

The camera cuts backstage to the parking lot where Chris Green is standing next to James Dunn and Brady Segal.

Chris Green - Alright.. Heres the deal. When DK's limo pulls up.. I want you to greet him at the door. Rough him up real good and make it a point to tell him you don't like him and don't want him as your OWF leader!

He hands them each a stack of money folded in half. They nod and smirk as they place the cash in their pockets and the scene cuts.

Burst - I'll uh.. I'll be right back. I gotta make a phone call....

Falcoon - You don't have DK's number! Quit acting important.

Burst - Fuck you ok!?

Falcoon - I hope Prez DK doesn't get outta his limo Nick!

Burst - Wilks... You little jerk I know your watching! Go hit the parkinglot and protect DK!

The cameras cut again to the streets on Tempe Arizona where we see OWF reporter Ollie Williams is standing by the corner of the building. He's got a long black coat pulled over him and white powder covering his lips and nose.

Ollie - Yo man its gettin fuckin cold out..

Falcoon - Thanks Ollie!

Burst - What the fuck? This isn't the wether!

Falcoon - Well ladies and gentlemen, we where just informed that "The Personification of Perfection" Brian Lemay was in a very serious accident earlier today and will not be at tonights event. Prez Storm is backstage with more..

Prez Storm - Early this morning on his way to our event OWF Daredevil Brian Lemay was involved in a 3 car accident on interstate 19. Brian as of now is in stable condition and his release from East Phoenix Hospitol is known. We here at the OWF wish Mr Lemay a speedy recovery so that you can again join us in the ring. As for tonights match for the first round tournament.. I am replacing EG's opponent with a young talent from the OWF Minor Leagues.. This kid is good! Hes truely.. practically... almost a legend! Lets get this match going!

Falcoon - Who could his replacement possibly be?

PA System - YOU'VE BEEN... THUNDERSTRUCK!

Falcoon - Oh could it be!?

Burst - Ahh!

The lights go out and ACDC's "Thunderstruck" hits the PA system.... Spotlights circle the arena as the theme continues to play. Slowly a man steps one foot out from behind the curtain. His head is down, a spotlight dimly point on him and you notice a head piece with feathers.

Falcoon - Its him! Its him!

Burst - It can't be him!

The fans leaps up with laughter as the man slowly walks down to the ring. Seconds down the ramp another figure emerges from the back. She's dressed up in a buisness suit and wearing a pair of glasses.

Burst - ITS THE GREMLIN AND MEAN UGLY ROSE!

Falcoon - You'd think this would get old.. I mean... what.. this just happened 6 years ago.

Burst - SHUT UP! ITS THE GREMLIN!

The lights turn back on as Gremlin and Mean Ugly Rose make it to the ring. He calls for a mic and Missy tosses hers up. The fans can easily see through their costumes and begin a "Koz" chant that drowns out everything that is happening.

The Gremlin - I am The Gremlin and what I say goes! Garghh I made the rules and you better follow them no matter what or else! Grrrgghh.. So it be said... So it be written!

Falcoon - Grrrrghh? What is he a pirate!?

Burst - No hes and engine!

Mean Ugly Rose - And I'm mean ugly Rose! And I may not know how to deal with change.. But I do know that whoever talks the most wins a match so we're gonna crap talk it up!

Burst - Yah Crap Talk!

Falcoon - Isn't that Kozmo and Kandi?

Burst - NO! Its The Gremlin and Mean Ugly Rose! Seesh are you blind?

Missy Janson - The following contest is for the first round of the Road to Glory tournament! Its scheduled for one fall and a PDA match! Already in the ring... The Gremlin!

The fans again cheer for The Gremlin. "Killing in name of" by Rage Against the Machine hits the sound system as the lights go black and the screen shows the words "Experience Greatness!" which flash in yellow on a black background. Then a video of various suplexes and powerbombs comes on, all performed by the electric Guitar.

Missy Janson - And his opponent.. He is the current OWF Public Display of Aggression champion... The Electric Guitar!

The curtain moves and he appears at the top of the runway, holding his arms up for all to see. The crowd go wild as the Electric Guitar shuffles the collar on his leather jacket and then struts down the ramp before rolling into the ring. He takes off his jacket and throws it outside to the announcers table and the walks to a corner to climb the turnbuckle and raise his arms to his fans. Chants of "E.G... E.G..." fill the arena on top of the music. A wide arrogant smile crosses his face, and then he jumps down and hops on the spot in anticipation for his match to begin. The Gremlin calls for the mic as the bell rings...

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

The Gremlin - Woah Woah Woah... Wait a second! Nobody said this was a PDA match! I wasn't informed of that, and thats against the rules! Its against my belief.. If theres one thing I stand up for its too keep lack of violence, no fufilling content, and no foul language! I quit!

The Gremlin throws the mic down and he and Mean Ugly Rose walk up the ramp. The ref administers the 10 count. The calls for the bell.

Missy Janson - Here is your winner.... And advancer in the road to glory... Electric Guitar!

Falcoon - You can't count someone out in a PDA match!

Burst - Its better than having a DRAW! Zaaaaa!

Falcoon - Ahoooo!

-- LIVE HOUR 2 --

Falcoon - We're live into our second hour of a special 3 hour addition of OWF addiction.

EG slides out of the ring, still a little confused of what has just happened. He shrugs his shoulders and grabs his PDA title belt and throws it over his shoulder. He walks up the ramp to the top of the stage, from behind the curtain comes a 6 foot 4x4 post that nails EG in the face. EG falls to the ramp with his face soaked in blood. Spaz steps out from behind the curtain and makes the pin... The referee counts 1...2...3!

Falcoon - Only one way to describe this title.. and thats extreme paranoia!

Burst - Run Spaz! They're comin for ya!

Spaz stands up and grabs the title. He looks around him then darts through the crowd.

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen... Your NEW OWF PDA Champion.... Spaz!!

Unforiven by Metallica plays and the lights in the arena dim as blue and red spotlights race around the arena.

Falcoon - I love that title! Ahoooo! Coffee?

Burst - Scotch for me...

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a weapons match for the first round road to glory! Coming to the ring at this time.. The Iron Fist... Tim Slate!

Tim Slate steps out onto the stage and smoke swarms around him. He throws his right hand in the air and lighning bolt pyro shoots down infront of him. Slate walks to the ring with an evil sadistic grin on his face. Because of the mixed reactions from the crowd while walking to the ring Slate stops and talks trash to the fans and acts like he is going to backhand them. Slate steps up onto the ring apron walking slowly across it looking out into the crowd. He enters the ring by steping over the top rope.

Missy Janson - His opponent... BigFoot Mark!

Just another Victim blares over the pa System Big Foot slowly walks out to the stage,His Manager the swift Aj Wilson runs out and joins him. BigFoot raises both hands in the air as the fans cheer him on,He makes sure to slap the fans hands as he makes his way down the ramp. Once at ring side BigFoot lowers his head for Aj to put on his trusty head gear to protect his ears, Once fitted on Bigfoots head he rips of his shirt and walks up the steps and into the ring, one final hand raise in the air and the match is ready to begin

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Falcoon - Two big men, one big match for a shot at the biggest prize of them all.

Burst - If you say so, Jerry.

Big Foot Mark continues to mug to the fans, oblivious to the bell through his protective headgear, as Tim Slate rushes in with a huge lariat that sends the larger man back, but not down. Slate follows up with a short-range shoulder block, knocking Mark into his own corner. Iron Fist continues his assault with a series of shoulders to his opponent's midsection, knocking him down, then begins to choke him out with his boot. The ref starts the count, and Slate lets the hold go at 4.9, obviously relishing the negative attention from the fans.

Burst - Tim Slate showing us how a big man gets it done!

Falcoon - "Big man"?

Burst - Yeah, you got a problem with that?

Falcoon - Say HOSS!

The two HOSSes continue their battle of largeness, now in the center of the ring. They trade chops, elbows, and punches haphazardly, Big Foot Mark taking the worst of it. Finally, Slate has Big Foot backed against the ropes and whips him off, catching him on the rebound with a big boot.

Burst - Yeesh! Slate is flexible!

Falcoon - Especially for a HOSS!

Mark pushes to his feet groggily, being stomped on the whole way up, and looks as though he can barely continue to stand once he finally is doing so. Slate open hands him across the face, laughing, then locks a hand around Big Foot Mark's throat.

Falcoon - Looks like Big Foot Mark is going for a ride!

Burst - Sure... if Slate can get him up.

Falcoon - Of course he can! He's a HOSS!

Burst - Stop saying that!

Falcoon - HOSSHOSSHOSS!

Tim Slate drops Big Foot Mark with a HUGE chokeslam that seems to shake the very ring. 1... 2... 3!

Missy Janson - Here is your winner... "Iron Fist" Tim Slate!

Iron Fist raises his "metal" hands high and shouts down some booing fans in the front row, then shakes off the referee and walks to the back.

Falcoon - And Slate advances in that battle of the big men to round two of the Road to Glory!

The camera cuts backstage to the parkinglot. A long blue stretch limo pulls onto the scene. James Dunn and Brady Segal run over to the back door of the car, both men yielding baseball bats. James swings the door of the limo open and draws his baseball bat back... He begins to swing, but suddenly screams and drops his bat.

Duality - Back the fuck up!

Segal looks Duality eye to eye then backs up a step. Duality climbs out of the car followed by Tarheel.

James Dunn - ahhhh.. Fuck this.. I'm out.

Dunn throws down his bat and he and Segal quickly get out of the way. The camera cuts back to the limo where Prez DK steps out. The fans scream as he smirks and the scene cuts back to the commentary table.

Falcoon - Thats a hell of a security squad he's got.

Burst - What? DK is protecting those two morons!

Falcoon - I'm not even gonna argue with you. You'll end up using some bull shit logic and I just don't care...

Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. Your NEW OWF PDA Champion... Electric Guitar!

Falcoon - Where the hell did that come from?

Burst - I didn't see a pinfall.. did you see a pinfall?

The OWFtron comes on and shows The Electric Guitar with the PDA title belt, the camera pans behind him and you see Spaz's head shoved through a plate of glass in the lobby. The cameras cut back to the commentary table.

Falcoon - And EG becomes a 2 time PDA champion!

Burst - That shouldnt count.. Your sapouse to bring a camera crew with you!

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall it is brought to you by the WoW! Introducing first, our special guest referee for this match, Amanda Davis!

PA System - Kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend

The crowd reacts amiably to the American music to skank to as Amanda Davis steps through the curtains, decked out in the zebra stripes and black jeans. She slaps hands on her way to the ring before assuming her place in the center.

Burst - Doesn't it seem a little weird to have the referee come out first?

Falcoon - Hey, now! She's wrestling royalty! Besides, after all of the harsh words that were exchanged between these two competitors this week, she needs to be there to maintain order.

Missy Janson - Coming to the ring next from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing in at 145 pounds... She is the Sexy Thug... please welcome Kara!

The beeping, booping intro to "Love Me Or Hate Me" by Lady Sovereign cuts through the arena as Kara hits the stage, smirking like the proverbial canary who ate the cat. She begins to walk down the ramp, then stops mid-way down to listen to the crowd reaction. Apparently dissatisfied with the scattered cheers, she sprints to ringside and slides under the ropes, her music fading out as she takes her feet. Referee Amanda Davis performs a thorough inspection of Kara's boots before she can even get to her corner.

Burst - Now that's just offensive!

Falcoon - That Davis checked her for weapons? That's pretty standard, I thought.

Burst - That's not what I mean, Gordo. Who really believes a woman would be smart enough to think of something like that?

Missy Janson - And her opponent, from Boston, Massachusetts... she weighs in at 130 pounds... she is Joann Summers!

The energetic opening riff to "Hysteria" by Muse kicks out, leaving the crowd as excited as a group of wrestling fans hearing unfamiliar entrance music can get. Joann Summers emerges from behind the curtain running, not stopping until she reaches the ring and slides in. Before she's even off the mat, Amanda is checking her boots suspiciously. After the inspection is over, Summers pulls off her bandana and barely manages to toss it to the crowd before Amanda Davis orders her to her corner.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Before the bell has finished ringing, Kara has already charged across the ring with a clothesline, knocking the more slender woman off her feet. Referee Amanda Davis seems to be about to get in Kara's face when Summers gets back to her feet and locks up.

Falcoon - Referee Amanda Davis apparently expecting these wrestlers to wait until after the bell to start fighting.

Burst - Do people even do that any more?

Joann manages to leverage the heavier woman into the corner, instantly prompting a referee count. Summers makes a clean break and backs off, looking confused. She turns to Davis and is clocked from behind with a double axe handle. Kara wastes no time in laying the boots to her downed opponent, until her foot is caught and she's dragon screwed down. Before she can take her feet again, her leg is grapevined. She struggles to the ropes, where Davis once again begins the five count, and Summers once again makes a clean break instantly. Both women get to their feet, circling.

Burst - Summers looks like she'd be happy to study her opponent's style all night.

Falcoon - Or until a time limit draw.

Burst - Where do you think you are, ASW?

Finally, it seems as though Kara's through with the waiting game and she steps in, feinting with one hand and tagging Summers across the forehead with her other elbow. Joann Summers is staggered for just a moment before she retaliates with a back hand chop to the Sexy Thug. Kara responds with a left jab, then winds up for a haymaker only to find her wrist caught by Referee Amanda Davis, who seems quite angry.

Burst - I wonder what has that bitch so riled up.

Falcoon - All I can guess is that this has something to do with Kara's closed fist.

Burst - But this is WRESTLING! It's all fun and games unless nobody gets hurt!

Kara doesn't seem eager to back down to the referee, but finally gives up when a "BO-RING" chant starts. Moving like a marionette, she executes a picture perfect collar elbow tie-up with her opponent...

Falcoon - Looks like Amanda really got through to Kara, there.

And then thumbs her in the eye as soon as they're clinched too close for Amanda to see. The momentum in her favor, Kara scoops up the lighter wrestler and deposits her unceremoniously over the top rope. Amanda Davis appears to be signaling to the timekeeper, who's just looking at her with abject confusion written across his face. Finally she throws up her hands in frustration and turns back to the ring to see Kara climbing the turnbuckles. As soon as she reaches the top, Davis starts another five-count, prompting Kara to climb back down and start yelling again. This time Amanda remains calm, looking like she's lecturing a child. Meanwhile, Joann Summers makes her way back into the ring. Sexy Thug hears her coming and whirls from the referee to face her opponent, only to be caught with a kick to the stomach and a quick swinging neckbreaker. Both women are fast to their feet, but Summers is faster and manages to lock in a side headlock. Kara attempts to wriggle free, but is unable to break the hold before she's bulldogged to the mat. Kara rolls out of the ring and takes a couple of dazed steps, then clears the cobwebs, during which time Amanda Davis has already brought her count up to six. Hardly seeming surprised any more, Kara climbs on to the apron, breaking the count, and begins to taunt her opponent. Finding Summers to not be easily taken in, Kara steps through the ropes and begins circling once more.

Falcoon - From what I've seen so far, I have to say it seems as though Kara is out of her element here.

Burst - The only person out of their element here is that damn ref. This is a wrestling show, not the IRS!

Summers shoots in and catches an arm, tries for an Irish whip and is reversed directly into Amanda Davis.

Burst - The ref is down! The ref is down! Who knows what we're going to see next!?!

Davis pushes herself to her feet and glares from one competitor to the other, as though not sure whom to blame for her collision.

Burst - Oh, for the love of... couldn't she just stay down?

Falcoon - Remember, Nick, she IS a Davis.

As the wrestling match rapidly moves toward a Mexican stand-off, with each woman glaring at the other, Amanda Davis puts a hand to her ear and inclines her head for a few seconds, then sighs.

Falcoon - Looks like our referee just got some bad news.

Burst - Maybe her boyfriend's unexpectedly pregnant.

Falcoon - Well, that certainly would be unexpected.

Sexy Thug and Joann Summers square off once more, Kara working her opponent into a side head lock of her own this time. She rains down punches on the crown of Joann's head as Amanda Davis watches, looking frustrated. Finally, Kara lets go of Summers, who drops limply to the mat. Wasting no time, she sprints up the turnbuckles and comes off with a no-look moonsault, netting a two-count. Kara drags her opponent to her feet by her hair.

Burst - Heh. That uptight ref looks like she's about to boil over.

Falcoon - I'm just wondering why she doesn't up and DQ one of these girls. It seems to be what she's out here to do.

Kara throws a powerful slap to the face, turning Summers around, then drops her with a back suplex which she bridges for another two.

Falcoon - You can beat on her, you can jump on her, you can drop her on her head... and still Joann Summers comes back for more!

Burst - All of which are qualities I look for in a woman.

Kara rolls out of the suplex into a standing position and kicks Summers in the ribs. As Sexy Thug goes to pick Joann up, she's dropped to the mat by a heel pick. Cue the catch-as-catch-can wrestling, as each woman struggles to put the other in a pinning predicament. No sooner do Joann's shoulders touch the canvas than she rolls through and reverses the situation, until Kara powers out and tries for a kneeling fireman's only to be pulled back onto her shoulders momentarily, until she's able to squirm away and take her feet across the ring, both women breathing heavily.

Falcoon - It's not every day you see great technical wrestling like that. Even Amanda Davis seems impressed.

Burst - I'll bet she is. Hell, I'm impressed... impressed that Diamond Kid has the balls to call this wrestling.

Both women push themselves to their feet, looking worse for wear. Joann Summers tries for an arm drag, but is blocked by the heavier woman. Kara rakes her nails across her opponent's face, and Amanda Davis seems to have had enough. She once again calls for the bell, and the timekeeper once again ignores her. Frustrated, she whirls to face Kara and begins to yell. Kara shoves her and Amanda, furious, pushes back. Kara lays Davis out with a left hook, but is blindside by a running bicycle kick by Joann Summers.

Falcoon - Looks like it's gonna be a Cruel Summer for Kara!

Burst - Looks like it's gonna be a long night for OWF's senior commentator...

Burst takes a swig of scotch as Summers goes for the pinfall and Davis rolls over to count the fall... a tad quickly, but it's official for the 123!

Missy Janson - Here is your winner by pinfall... Joann Summers!

The crowd applauds as "Hysteria" by Muse plays out through the arena. Amanda Davis beats a hasty retreat to the back as Kara starts to stir, then pounds on the mat with one fist.

PA System - The Bitch Is Back!

Burst - Here comes Ma Ma!

Falcoon - Boss lady is on her way to the ring!

Prissy steps out from behind the curtain with a mic in her hand. She stands on the stage for a moment taking in the crowds cheers then heads down to the ring.

Prez Prissy - Finally I get to speak right? After last weeks little Chris Green problem! I just wanted to come out and say.. That as your new WoW president I would like to sign a couple matches! How about this. This Thursday at our house show in Mexico City, the WoW Champion will defend her title against Dacia Dunn! And if it just so happens that Alexis wins that match. She will go into Clash of Champions to defend her WoW title in our main event against ECLIPSE! Thanks everyone have a great night!

Falcoon - A woman of pure buisness Nick. Shes signed us two chick matches!

Burst - These bitches aren't the brightest around here.. But they are damn violent!

Falcoon - Coming up.. Its the last match of the hour and another step into the road to glory! But first lets take a look at last week's brutal arrival of Silkk to the OWF.

--- FLASHBACK ---

The camera's cut to the back as the arena is filtering out. You see Shyne with a bag over his shoulder heading for his vechile. Hes got a large bandage over the back of his head that has blood soaking through. Suddenly from behind we see someone dart into the screen and push Shyne face first into the back of a large bus. Shyne slams into the bus and falls to one knee.

Burst - AHHH ITS CARRINGTON FEVER! TAKE ME TO THE CLINIC!

Falcoon - Thats OWF Hall of Famer Silkk! Silkk is here!

The fans in the arena that where leaving pile back in to watch the OWF-Tron. Silkk grabs Shyne by the head and slams him over and over into the metal bumper of the bus. Shyne passes out after the 5th time and hits the ground.

Silkk - Hold up! Hey! Whats an OWF without Carrington Fever?

He says while pulling a mic from his back pocket. The hearts of many stop as you hear his voice. The fans scream and begin to chant his name. Silkk raises his hands like a champion would as he looks down at Shyne with disgust... Silkk stands there wearing a pair of faded jeans with a black shirt that says.."Carrington Fever Is Here..." standing in Shynes blood.

Silkk - It's over for you. Welcome to my world!

Silkk throws down the microphone and walks off screen. The OWF logo flashes and the scene fades.

--- FLASHBACK ---

Missy Janson - The following match is scheduled for one fall and will be an interference only match! Coming to the ring at this time.. Daemon Hawk!

Falcoon - What the hell is an interference only match?

Burst - Another dumb ass Meca Blight inventions.

The lights in the arena cut out completely for a few seconds as "Feel So Numb" by Rob Zombie fills the arena. A green and white strobe light blink throughout the arena as Daemon Hawk steps out from behind the curtain.Hawk comes out pumped up and does throws a fist in the air for the fans. Hawk walks down to the ring slappin hands with some of the fans. He slides into the ring and stands up right in the middle. He walks over to the ropes throws up a fist for the fans again.

Falcoon - I've just been handed this piece of paper by Meca Blight...... Written in crayon... Ahh and.. boogers.. gross!

Burst - PAH AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Falcoon - Its the rules to this match. No biting, yelling, spitting or swallowing... and its got a picture of someone's genitals and.. ohh thats nasty... oh ok thats enough of that. Its basically a match with all the same rules of a normal match, only someone can come in and help you without a disqualification.

Burst - Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

Missy Janson - And his opponent.. OWF Hall of Famer... Silkk!

Silkks theme hits the speakers. He steps out from the back to a big ovation. He throws his hands in the air for the fans to take in some Carrington Fever then heads to the ring.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

The referee Andrew Caps calls them both to the center of the ring then calls for the bell.. The ref barely gets out of the way in time as the two tie up in the center of the ring, Daemon losens his grip and gets slung into the ropes. He darts off and Silkk catches him with a belly to belly suplex! Daemon is rocked for a moment, Silkk leaps back to his feet and goes back to the offensive with a near naked choke lock. He drives his knee into the back of Daemon, applying pressure to the neck. Daemon manages to lift his foot up and catches the bottom rope and the ref tells Silkk to break the hold, He waits until the 4 count and breaks it. Silkk backs up then runs forward nailing Daemon in the back with his knee! Daemon thrives in pain but manages to get up rather quickly. Silkk tries a running larriot, Daemon ducks out of the way then delivers a spinning wheel kick that knocks Silkk through the ropes! Silkk is halfway out of the ring with his neck resting on the ring aprion.. Daemon leaps up to the top rope then jumps high and delivers a massive leg drop on Silkk to the outside of the ring!

Falcoon - He almost took his damn head off!

Burst - You owe Good Ole JR 90 bucks for usin his phrase.. Thats copyright and shit..

Daemon lands one leg across Silkk's neck and the other is resting on air as his foot hits the ground below. Silkk pushes him off then towards his throat in pain. Daemon slides back into the ring but is cut off by Silkk who lays boots to Daemon's head. Silkk stops just long enough to pick Daemon up, he hooks him into position and drops Daemon hard to the mat with a double arm ddt! Silkk covers... 1...2... Kickout by Daemon! Silkk gets back to his feet then shoots himself off the ropes, he gives a quick jump and lands on Daemon with a standing moonsault! He covers Daemon again.. 1...2...Kickout by Daemon! Silkk stands up, a bit frusterated with the outcome thus far. He looks out to the crowd and says "Wooooooo!" then stalks Daemon as he waits for him to get up.. Silkk grabs Daemon and puts him into a firemans rack.. Daemon quickly counters and slides down Silkks back into pin him in a school boy roll up... 1...2.. Silkk kicks out!

Falcoon - Almost a winner!

Burst - Can you catch Carrington Fever by breathing the same air?

Falcoon - Its in the air Nick.

Daemon rolls out of the pinning position and leaps to his feet, Silkk stands up and takes a boot to the mid section followed by a brainbuster! Daemon goes for the pin attempt.. 1...2..Kickout by Silkk! Daemon pulls Silkk up, he attempts to irish whip him into the ropes but it's reversed.. Silkk shoots him into the turnbuckle then runs at him in full speed.. Silkk Splash! He grabs Daemon's arm and throws him to the corner turnbuckle, he runs full speed again nailing another Silkk Splash. Daemon falls face first to the mat. Silkk screams out to the crowd again then waits for Daemon to stand... Suddenly from behind Shyne slides under the bottom rope!

Falcoon - Shyne's ready for payback!

Burst - An its legal! I love it!

Shyne grabs Silkk and twirls him around. He kicks Silkk in the gut.. Kryptonite Krunch! Shyne slides out of the ring and heads toward the back laughing and pointing the whole way. Daemon covers Silkk 1...2... SILKK KICKS OUT! Shyne looks shocked at the top of the ramp. Daemon stands up and grabs Silkk to the corner, he lifts him up to the very top.. The two begin to exchange fists.. Daemon quickly grabs Silkk... HAWK ATTACK! Both competitors are motionless... The fans scream at the very sight of a top rope brainbuster. Daemon slowly begins to crawl over.. he covers Silkk with a hand, but Silkks shoulder is still up. Daemon continues to crawl until he lays ontop of Silkk's chest.. 1...2...3!

Missy Janson - Here if your winner.... And advancer in the road to glory....Daemon Hawk!

We cut backstage where Greg Jackson is hiding behind a pop machine. Someone is walking his way drinking a coffee and reading a magazine.

Greg Jackson - Ohhh I got you now you jerk!

Greg leaps out from the side of the machine and tackles him. He quickly makes the coverr.. 1...2...3! Greg leaps up looking for the PDA title.

Greg Jackson - Where the hells the title at!?

The guy slowly stands up and you see his face.

Acoustic Guitar - WRONG GUY A-HOLE!... Jesus christ people.. you don't know the difference between me and the Electric Guitar? This is getting to be re damn diculous!

-- LIVE HOUR 3 --

PA System - JUST HOW DEEP WOULD YOU BELIEVE? WOULD YOU BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS?

Back inside the arena you hear "The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails play over the PA system. Spaz steps out from behind the curtain, followed by Prez DK who catches up to him on the rampway. They walk to the ring together, DK slides under the bottom rope and Spaz climbs over the middle. DK pulls a mic from his back pocket.

Prez DK - You know.. We have alot of issues going on here in the OWF, alot of behind the scenes details that we can't even disclose. But TONIGHT! I'm taking the time to come out here with this guy right next to me.. And on behalf of my good friend Jesse Williams.. To address an issue that has just pissed me off beyond belief. I'm sick and fucking tired of hearing from every guy that I talk to, about the treatment OTHER wrestling federations have given them lately. This guy right here... Spaz.. I've known him a long time! The guys practically a hall of famer and he's only been pro for 9 years!

Falcoon - The guy is known world wide now!

Prez DK - And for a wrestling management staff... To come to him moments before the show and tell him to job out, to some piece of shit wrestler that doesn't desurve a push IS ABSOLUTLY LUDACRIS! To that staff... I say FUCK YOU.. You undesurving pieces of shit! To turn your back on a wrestler thats kept your buisness afloat for all these years. Dating back to when I was in that organization! I'm sure I speak for Jesse Williams when I say FUCK you.

The crowd chants as they hear a heart fealt hatred for the other promotion.

Prez DK - Now Spaz.. I had originally planned to have you talk tonight, but then I thought.. I'll just let you take it out on your opponent. But its rather unfortunate that your opponent didn't show up, because he fealt he could get more money elsewhere.. So I'll tell you this.. Good luck at Clash of Champions in the second round and thank you for your commitment to the OWF.

Spaz grins and shakes his head up and down before exiting the ring with an automatic win for the night.

Prez DK - One final thing I wanted to talk about.. Is the Chris Green issue. Its been a week. I've thought it over.. And I've decided.. THAT ON SUNDAY THE 28th.. At CLASH OF CHAMPIONS.. I'm gonna kick the green shit outta him! But I want it in writing Chris. So next week.. The terms and conditions signing, i'll have the folks backstage write it up you just gotta come down to the ring and sign it. Then after the 28th.. You'll be outta my hair for good!

"Ugly" By The Exies hits over the PA. DK slides out of the ring and heads for the back.

Falcoon - One match can make or break the OWF forever!

Burst - Its a tower of death! DK is smarter then you think. He's got a fail safe.

Falcoon - A week ago tonight we say a brutal beating brought to us by WoW's newest sensation.. Eclipse.

--- FLASHBACK ---

The scene cuts back to the ring. Alexis Cage is just getting up, she holds her side with one hand and her head with the other. Behind her Eclipse is stareing hard, she waits 3 seconds before rushing towards Alexis. Suddenly from behind she kicks Alexis causing her to fall through the middle rope and onto the ground outside the ring.

Burst - HEY! She can't do that to the WoW champ!

Falcoon - That's just uncalled for.

Eclipse climbs out of the ring where she grabs the WoW by the back of the head with one hand, the other she uses to pull up the protective matting on the floor.

Falcoon - Oh no way..

Burst - I like cat fights but come on you can't mess up her face.. Then what will I jac....(Censored!!)

Falcoon - No visuals please Nick! I don't wanna know about that and neither does the world.

With the cement exposed she slams Alexis's face into the cold hard ground over and over again. Alexis is dripping with blood as gasping for air. You see tears run down the champions face.

Burst - Come on.. Que security please. This is sick shit.

Eclipse stands up and with a wicked grin she whipes the blood from her hands. Alexis tries to push herself up with her hands... Eclipse grabs her by the hair and lifts her up to her knees.

--- FLASHBACK ---

Falcoon - Alexis was treated that night with 11 stitches on her forehead then released that night from the hospitol.

Burst - That Eclipse is just so nasty.. not in a good way either!

"Heroes" by Shinedown blares throughout the arena as the screen goes blank white. Slowly black oozes down the screen till all is black. Then the name Eclipse fades onto the black in blue lettering.

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first.. Eclipse!

Eclipse steps out onto entranceway and stops to whip her head from side to side, cracking her neck. Her dark blue eyes seem to light up as if she's trying to keep the crazed intensity within them at bay. Silently she walks down to the ring and climbs in. With her back turned towards her opponent she waits for the match to begin.

Missy Janson - And her opponent... Viktor Kool!

Falcoon - Eclipse already owns a victory over Kool's tag partner Firestorm.

Burst - Look at her fists.. Shes all demented and stuff and now she has to tape em up. Was it worth it?

As Disease hits the speakers, Viktor Kool appears at the top of the ramp, as he jumps up showing his enthusiasm to the crowd. He then sprints down to the ring, rolling in and jumps on the turnbuckle, raising his arms as the crowd cheers.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

The bell sounds, Eclipse rushes across the ring taking Kool off guard, she spins around his body to his back side and elbows him in the back of the neck. She punches him square in the kidney then kicks him in the back of the knee bringing him to the mat before he can even turn around. She backs up a couple steps then runs at him, kicking him in the kidney! Viktor holds his side as he stands up, he ducks a clothesline attempt and shoots himself into the ropes, taking her down with a side shoulder block. He nods and puts his hands up to the crowd who give him somewhat of a mixed reaction. Eclipse rolls over and pushes herself up but as she's in the pushup position she takes a brutal kick to the chin! Eclipse hits the mat again but with angry pushes herself back up. She calls for a test of strength.. They tie up in the center of the ring, Kool gets a slight advantage but Eclipse counters with a strong punch to Kool's chest. He takes a step backwards trying to catch his breath.. Eclipse runs in and he grabs her by the hair and throws her into the turnbuckle shoulder first.

Falcoon - Poor ring post!

Burst - You can say that again..

Falcoon - P...

Burst - Don't fuckin do it..

Kool grabs her shoulder and pulls her away from the post. He hooks her under his arm... Massive DDT! Kool covers..1...2... Kickout by Eclipse. Kool calls for his finisher.. The fans cheer as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle.. Suddenly Eclipse leaps up and pushes him off the turnbuckle. He crashes down on a steel chair, smashing the chair to pieces!

Falcoon - Holy shit! Hes gotta be done for!

Burst - He almost made me spill my drink. Fucker.

Eclipse, proud from what she'd done, grabs the top rope and sling shots herself into a springboard, she leaps off the rope and nails a perfect spiraling front flip onto the already down Viktor Kool! The crowd is pumped as she slowly starts to move. She kicks Kool with the bottom of her feet before standing up. Kool shakes his arm as if hes snapping out of an unconscience state. Eclipse climbs back into the ring to break the 10 count then looks over the ropes at Kool yet again. She waits for Kool to get to his feet then again leaps over the top rope, this time with a springboard missle dropkick! Kool flies into the barrier that holds back the crowd and cracks his head on the metal post. Eclipse hits the outside mat hard on her side. Both competitors are down.. The referee begins to count.. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7 by 7 they are both stirring. 8...9... Kool uses the guard rail to pull himself up as Eclipse gets to her feet. 10.... "Ring the bell!" The ref shouts. The fans get in an uproar as they boo loudly and chant "fuck you" that fills the mouths of all the OWFites.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Falcoon - What? You can't throw out a match for a 10 count... Thats a draw.

Burst - Fuck that! Restart the match dip shit.

Falcoon - Referee Jacob Daniels sucks!

The ref looks at the crowd and gives in to the peer pressure. "Alright fuck it" he says before signaling to restart the match.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Falcoon - Good call! You almost lost your job guy!

Burst - I still say fire him!

The bell sounds and the match continues, both competitors climb back into the ring. Suddenly Eclipse goes on a rampage with her taped fists, punching Kool in the face and chest. He tries to roll away but can't get away from her. He rolls to the corner and grabs the ropes. She punches him square in the lip, immediantly busting it open! The ref backs her out of the corner and allows him time to get up, she takes two steps back with her hands up then goes right back on the attack, kicking him in the ribs over and over. The referee finally pushes her back and warns her of a disqualification. She pushes him out of the way and grabs Kool by the head, yanking him to his feet... Suddenly Viktor gets a burst of energy..

Falcoon - Rock bottom! That was a rock bottom on Eclipse!

Burst - That term of course trademark wwe wrestling. (fuckin legal shit)

Viktor places his hand over her body.. 1...2...kickout by Eclipse! Viktor doesn't move, Eclipse pulls herself up using the nearest rope. She grabs Viktor by his bald head and shoots him into the ropes, he bounces off and attempts a cross body block but Eclipse ducks out of the way. Quickly she grabs him again.. Nature's Course! Eclipse covers.. 1...2...3

Missy Janson - Here if your winner... Eclipse!

Suddenly Alexis Cage leaps over the guard rail with a chair and slides into the ring. Eclipse has her back turned and Alexis pulls the chair back... SMACK! you hear as Alexis takes the chair to Eclipse's back. Eclipse falls to one knee and arches her arms. Eclipse stands back up and Alexis drops the chair and slides out of the ring. Eclipse bites her lip as she points out to Alexis and just smiles shaking her head.

Falcoon - Oh my god! Alexis just dented that chair on Eclipse and she didn't even fall down!

Burst - Eat your heart out Chyna!

Falcoon - Ahoooooo!

Burst - But seriously.. Thats a scary bitch.

We go backstage where Alexis is running through the hallway heading for safe grounds. Suddenly Garrette Greene. OWF's lead reporter and nephew of legendary OWF reporter Smokey Greene.

Greene - Hey there pretty lady... Where you rushin off to?

Alexis - Oh shit! You scared me. Listen.. move I gotta go!

Greene - How about an interview than maybe afterwards you can come to the gun show.

She says flexing while she looks cautiously behind her.

Alexis - Alright well hurry up..

Greene - Ser... Seriously? You wan an interview? Uhh ok. Hello OWF this is your lead reporter Garrett Greene here with Alexis Cage, then we're going to dinner after this.. Yeah....

Alexis - Wha.. What? Listen I have to go.. So..

Greene - Ok Alexis.. Tell me this, how do you feel about facing Eclipse in two weeks?

Alexis - Well. I'm scared outta my mind! No really.. I don't care I'll face her anytime!

Greene - Aren't you running from her?

Alexis - No.. I'm just.. I've got stuff to do. Shit gotta go...

Greene - This is Garrett Greene saying... You stay classy OWF!

Burst - What a moron!

Falcoon - He's new.. come on!

Burst - Is that your excuse too?

Falcoon - No, mine is.. I work with a (censored!!) Ahoooooo!

Burst - Oh.

Missy Janson – This match is scheduled for one fall and is tonight’s MAIN EVENT! The winner will advance in the Road to Glory Tournament! Introducing first, Toronto, Ontario, Canada…

The arena goes black, then a spotlight appears on the back of Plague. He turns around and holds his right hand in the air. His guitar is slung in front of him. He slides his pick up the string making a loud screech. The Hell's Fire logo is seen on the Titantron interchanging with the Sadistic Souls logo. "Down With The Sickness" is heard through the PA. Strobe lights go off, making Plague's way down to the ring in slow motion. He slides into the ring and throws his hand up in the air and the pyros go off in from the ring posts. He walks over to his corner and stands up and raises his guitar in the air. He sits cross legged on the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin.

Missy Janson – And his opponent, from Trenton, New Jersey…

The lights dim a bit. Cold As Ice by Mashed Out Posse hits the P.A. as we see a smoke screen, which looks like light blue because of the blue lights on the stage behind it. Out comes Glacier to a roaring approval from the crowd. He is wearing a black shirt with the words The Iceman in blue and black denim jeans that stop at the knee. Glacier is wearing black and blue K-Swiss sneakers. He looks around the arena with a smirk on his face. As he walks down, he slaps hands with his fans and signs an autograph or two. He soon climbs up the cold hard steel steps and gets into the ring. He goes to the middle of ring. Glacier does a springboard moonsault but lands on his feet. As soon as he lands on his feet, blue pyrotechnics go off. The fans go into a total frenzy. The lights turn back on, as Glacier gets ready for his match.

Falcoon - AHOOOOOOO! Main event time baby!

Burst - God I hate you…

(Ding, Ding, Ding…)

The match begins with much anticipation as Plague and Glacier circle each other in the ring. They lock up in the center of the ring, but Plague is quickly pushed to the mat by the larger Glacier. The crowd cheers, but Plague is not fazed as he calmly gets back on his feet. They go for another lock up, but Plague delivers a quick knee to the gut of Glacier. He’s doubled over as Plague repeatedly axehandles Glacier’s back. He then whips Glacier into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Glacier ducks. He rebounds and catches Plague with a flying shoulder block!

Falcoon - Nice moves by Glacier!

Burst - Obvious statements by Falcoon!

Glacier scoops Plague off the mat and goes for a suplex, and he connects! He immediately picks Plague up again and goes for a Northern Lights suplex and he hits that as well, holding on for the pin! 1…2…Kickout! Again, Glacier picks Plague up, this time whipping him into the corner. Glacier charges in hard after him, but Plague is ready and he springboard dropkicks Glacier on his way in! Glacier is on the mat as Plague goes straight for his legs. He picks Glacier’s left leg up and drops an elbow on it, causing Glacier to scream out in pain. Plague is relentless and keeps elbowing the leg. He stops momentarily, but only to drags Glacier by the legs over to the corner. Plague rolls to the outside of the ring and pulls Glaciers legs around the ring post, and then smashes his left leg against the ring post… three times! The ref is yelling at Plague, telling him to get back in the ring, which he does, after smashing Glacier’s knee a fourth time. Glace is now on his feet, limping as Plague goes right after him again. He grabs Glacier’s left leg from under him, so that he’s hopping on one foot. Then, with perfect execution, Plague nails a dragon screw, twisting Glacier leg hard in the process!

Burst - Gotta love Plague’s strategy in this one! Taking the bigger man’s leg’s out, cutting him down to size!

Falcoon - Ok, I like the strategy, but I don’t like Plague!

Burst - No one said you had to.

Plague grabs the leg again and goes for a figure four leglock, but as Plague is twisting around, Glacier uses his good leg to push Plague off and into the ring post with his shoulder! The fans start cheering as Glacier has bought himself some time. Glacier gets back to his feet just as Plague comes towards him. Glacier powerslams him, driving him into the mat and holding on for the pin! 1…2…KICKOUT! Neither man is up quickly, but Glacier makes it up before Plague does. Plague reaches his feet and is promptly met with hard right hands to the face, backing him up to the corner. Glacier then lifts Plague to the top rope, and hits a belly to belly suplex from the second rope!

Falcoon - That could do it!

Burst - I don’t think Plague’s going down that easy.

Glacier sits back in the corner waiting for Plague to get up. He does very slowly, and when he does get up, Glacier runs at him, but Plague hits a drop toe hold and seamlessly turns it into a one-legged Boston Crab! Glacier is fairly close to the ropes, and using his strength, he manages to reach them fairly quickly. Still, the expression on his face implies some damage was done. Plague releases the hold. He runs over to the corner and climbs up to the top rope.  Glacier, however, falls into the ropes and causes Plague to crotch himself!  Glacier then walks over to the corner and climbs up top with Plague.  Unfortunately for him, Plague repeatedly punches him until he falls on to his back on the canvas!  Plague then stands back up and leaps off the top with a flying elbow drop!

Burst - EPIDEMIC DROP!  EPIDEMIC DROP!

Falcoon - That's gotta be it! Please be over.. I can't stand another minute with this fuckin guy.

Plague pins Glacier!  1...2...3!

Missy Janson - Here is your winner... PLAGUE!

Plague celebrates but he has very little time to do it!  The fans start cheering as Greg Jackson bolts down to the ring unnoticed by Plague.  Greg climbs up to the top rope, and just as Plague notices him, Greg flips over Plague, hitting his top rope flipping neck breaker!

Falcoon - There's the BlackJack!

Burst - And there's Hells Fire!

Falcoon - We're outta time!

Burst - Thank god!

Falcoon - Greg Jackson has just struck back! See ya next week!

Spaz and Angel run down to the ring as Greg exits the ring and jumps the barrier into the crowd!  Angel and Spaz are in the ring, with Spaz checking on Plague, and Angel and Greg Jackson staring each other down the OWF logo spins onto the screen and the show ends.

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