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The Acer Arena lights up with a small explosion of bottle rockets held in coffee canisters at ringside. Suddenly a burst of smoke fills the arena from behind the curtain! A blinding light appears just as Piter Svoboda steps through the curtains holding a two hands full of white sparklers. The crowd takes him in with pleasure as an MVW chant floats through nearly half of the arena. The hardcore fans hold their fists high in support for Svoboda! The sparklers die and he heads for the back. The fans continue to chant the MVW name as we head to ringside where Jackie Kissens sits alone behind the table. She puts out a sexy smile before winking at the camera, glancing at her papers, then starts the show. Kissens - Good evening OWF! And welcome to.... The loud chord styles of HIM's "Wing's of a Butterfly" hits over the PA system, cutting Jackie off in mid sentence. Heaven ablaze in our eyes Come on, and show them your love Kissens - Who is this? Hey asshole! Don't interu... Again she's cut off in mid sentence as the blue spot light directs its attention onto Joseph Storm who gracefully steps through the curtain. The fans scream as he points to his "Diamond Kid" shirt. He puts his hand in the air and makes a fist as he trudges down the ramp. Kissens - Holy CRAP! It's Joseph Storm! And he's HOTTTT! Storm heads past the ring over to the commentary table. Jackie quickly jumps from her seat and pulls out a chair for Storm. Kissens - You can sit RIGHT HERE BABY! Storm nods and takes his seat, he slips on a head set and begins to speak. Storm - Jackie! It's great to be here! I gotta tell ya, these last few months have sucked! Kissens - Joe! What happened to you? Storm - Alright.. So here I was.. in the middle of lake hooosabootdemhooserseh. Kissens - Eh? Storm - Eh. So anywho's.. I was in my ice shanty, and it was lonely.. And it got hard and I needed something warm to... Kissens - Wait... Woah.. WHAT? Storm - The ICE! Sheeesh! Stay with me ok? Kissens - Ohhh Ok. Storm - So Anywho.. It was hard and I needed to really warm it up, so I took off my clothes and leaned over to take it in my mouth... Kissens - Woah woah woah! Storm - WHAT?! Kissens - That's kinky! Storm - Me using my breath to warm the ice so I could drill into it to go ice fishing is kinky? Kissens - Ohhhhh... Continue. Storm - So just as I was about to get off.. Kissens - HAHAHA! Storm - GET OFF THE ICE! To my stool.. Sheeesh Kissens - Uh huh... Storm - I slipped off the stool and fell forward and broke my... Kissens - ...Cock? Storm - What!? No.. God you're a perv! I broke my damn neck. Christ! Kissens - hahahaha! Storm - What is wrong with you!? Kissens - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! .. So what are you doing here!? Storm - Glad you asked, I still have a while before I can compete again, so I decided I would drop in tonight and say.. Hey look at me.. I'm alive! Kissens - You couldn't get booked at Blood Bath could you? Storm - ... no. Kissens - Well I am happy you are here to break down the matches with me! Lets go to the back where American Draco winner James Dunn is standing by! We instantly switch backstage to a random lockerroom. The doors are shut and standing on a bench in front of several Compound and OWF jobbers is The Random Hero James Dunn! He looks out over the crowd of about 15 people then begins to speak in a loud announcer type voice. James Dunn - Over the past 8 months, you've mocked him.. you've taunted him.. you've treated him like one of your own... But now.. Now it's his time! Now he shines brighter then ever! Some call him "The Random Hero" Some call him "American Draco".. Hey this one time a fan called me "Awesome!" I mean.. Some call him "Awesome!" But only you.. You my friends.. Decide his next nick name! James places his hands on his hips and looks to the white tiles in the ceiling. He poses for a moment then looks to the folks in attendence. James Dunn - Ingles! What do you think my next nickname should be? The camera instantly turns to No Habla Ingles who shurgs.. Ingles - Que? James Dunn - Nooo its not "K?".. Ugh you are worthless! Familiar laughter brings the camera to focus on the man in the back without a shirt on. He is quickly recognised as the compounds own... Cokekid! Cokekid - How about Chronic Masturbator! Ha-Ha-Ha! YEEEEAH! Cokekid nearly falls out of his seat laughing. James Dunn - Nooo! How about no! Dude you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that! Cokekid - Ha-Ha! I didn't! HAHAHAHA! James Dunn - I hate you. A females voice comes into play, James looks up to the door where Shannon Winters stands with her arms crossed and a cocky smile. Winters - How about, James "I suck" Dunn! Cokekid - Dude! You gonna let that bitch talk to you like that!? James Dunn - Bitch! You can't talk to me like that! Cokekid - YAH! James Dunn - And... And... if I didn't have a match later!... Cokekid - He'd fuckin kick your ass bitch! Winters - Next Monday then. It's a deal! James Dunn - Wait.... Hey...
Kissens - Well James is gonna have a hard time getting past Rage tonight as it is! He doesn't need any more challenges! Storm - It's a challenge for James to use a shower! Kissens - He smells awwweeeful! The lights in the arena slowly dim and the OWF Tron flashes... "He is Here...." Storm - Yes I am! Kissens - NOT YOU! "Tonight is the night...." Suddenly a man staggers out from behind the curtain. The lights click back on, the man has long dark hair and is in a denim jacket with patches all over it. He turns to face the crowd and stumbles a bit on the stage. The familiar face looks confused as he looks around the arena as if he's got stage fright. Storm - What the... Thats Thomas Chong! Kissens - Chong! He's not chin... Storm - Shut up bitch! That's not funny! You're talkin about the chong man! He uses his hand to cover his brow and looks up to the lights.. Confused as ever he speaks through the mic that is attached to him. Chong - Woooaaaahhh Mannnn... Where am I? Kissens - Ughhh... Prez CJ steps out onto the stage next to Chong. Chong looks shocked as CJ speaks. Prez CJ - Chong man.. You just ruined our intro for you! You where sapouse to wait for the sign! Chong - Woah man! I can hear you all over! Woah! I can hear Meeeeee all over! Prez CJ - It's the PA system Chong! Chong - Mannn.. Are you god? Prez CJ - Noooo.. I am CJ. Chong - Woah man! You're CJ! Glad to meet you! Prez CJ - Chong! We just talked 5 minutes ago backstage! Ugh I give up! You won't remember this is 15 seconds anyway. Chong - Hey... Thats not true man! ...... Hey guess who I just met? A dude named CJ! Prez CJ - HAHAHAHA! MEEEE TOO! CJ continues to laugh as he points to the curtain where he and Chong walk to the back with a standing ovation! Storm - WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? Kissens - Well that was a disaster. Chong was sapouse to wait for his signal and it was gonna be a huge build up to announce that he is the newest OWF reporter. Storm - He couldn't report the weather if he was outside in the ring! Kissens - Woahhhh mannnn... I think it's gonna snow! Storm - That's not funny! Kissens - Orrrrr is it? Storm - Aren't we sapouse to do a run down of the matches tonight? Kissens - Meh.. Fuck it. Xavior Knight beat Cokekid to retain the Compound title. Thats all they need to know. If you wanna see action, get your wallet out and buy it! Storm - Whore! Kissens - Only for you! Storm - Nuh uh! Kissens - Buy the pay per view! DO IT! HIGH VOLTAGE! It's gonna rock! Storm - Rage Vs Dunn! Dunn is one up on the new comer Rage, can Rage even the odds!? Kissens - Ali Khadafi faces off in a handicap match against three mexicans! Storm - Alexis Cage, AnaSatsia, and Prissy in a triple threat for WoW title contendership! Kissens - PDA Deadly Assault! A brutal match indeed! Storm - The match is fought on a large platform constructed 20 foot above the ring, the ring and ringside area will be filled with stacks of tables set up to break the fall. Wrestlers will be asked to bring one weapon a piece to the platform. The PDA title is suspended 15 foot above the platform, retreivable by the ladders stationed ontop of the platform. First person to gain possession of the title is the PDA champion! Good luck to the champion Paranoia.. He has a rough road ahead of him tonight! Kissens - Draco will speak for the first time since rejoining the OWF! The fall out between him and Prez DK has so much history all ready.. Can anything good come from Draco's speech tonight? Storm - And the main event... Angel Vs Trent Steel Vs Kaige! Will this be a two on one assault from the Imperium or will Trent shoot for what he's always craved? The OWF title!? Kissens - Phew.. I am outta breath! Storm - I've seen you deep throat longer then that! Kissens - Shut it! We have a special announcement for tonight folks! A treat for all of you who aren't ordering the pay per view... The Network title will be defended RIGHT HERE ON THE PRE SHOW! Storm - Plague Vs Jesse Williams on a pre show... Wow! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and no disqualifications! It is for the OWF Network Championship! Introducing first.. The arena goes entirely dark and then the drum rolls of Down with the Sickness is heard throughout the arena. The words The Plague Has Struck appears on the titantron, each word at a time. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The pyros blast off as the first scream in the song is heard illuminating the whole arena and revealing a man at the enterance ramp with a guitar slung over his black trenchcoat. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah Missy Janson - From Toronto,Ontario, Canada... He is one half of the OWF Tag Team Champions!... Plague! The man slowly looks up and begins his walk down to the ring. Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Looking at my own reflection When he's about halfway, he breaks into a sprint and slides under the bottom rope. Plague raises up to his knees and then raises up and walks over to his corner. Get up, come on get down with the sickness He stops there for a moment before bracing one hand on the turnbuckle and then seamlessy jumping and landing cross legged on the turnbuckle. Storm - Plague has gotta react tonight if he wants that belt! This will be his last oppertunity to shine if he doesn't capture it! The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. Angel and Aphrodisia Jordan appear on the stage together. They strut down to ringside, ignoring the fans and their boos on the way down. Kissens - Imperium is making sure the odds are in their favor! Storm - And why not? It's no DQ! Angel nods to Plague in the ring. Missy Janson - And his opponent... PA System - Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer! Just then, pyro shoots out from the stage and "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean blares over the PA System. From the back, we see Jesse Williams walk out focused on the match ahead of him. Missy Janson - From Las Vegas Nevada..... He is the OWF Network Champion..... Jesse Williams!! He keeps his head straight as he jogs to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to enter. He walks around the ring once and then gets into his corner and prepares for his match. Storm - Watch Jesse unstrap his belt.. I have a feeling thats the last time he'll do it! Jesse looks down behind him at ringside. He points to Angel then flips him off... Just then he ground rumbles. Everyone looks to the stage as the lights strobe... A set of up beat drums take over the PA System. The lights flash and a stobe light takes over the stage. Clips of Alexis Cage and Corbin Kage appear on the OWF-tron flashing some great memories to the crowd. PA System - You can't be SAVVVVVED! You've gone and dug your GRAVE! Kissens - The odds have evened! "Victim" by Eighteen Visions blares over the PA System. The fans begin to stand and clap to the fast pace tempo as the lights circle the stage... PA System - So give ONE.. GOOD REASON I should be forgiving.. YOU when I don't care anyway.... Alexis Cage and Kaige step out from behind the curtain. The fans scream as they stop and look down at the ring. PA System - Give me TWO.. GOOD REASONS I should be forgiving YOU WHEN I'M THE VICTIM TODAY! The music cuts as they reach ringside, Alexis hops onto the aprion and gives Jesse a quick kiss on the lips. She hops down and Kaige and Jesse exchange a friendly nod. Storm - Wow! This is a huge hand for Jesse, At least he wont get beat near as badly as he was gonna! PA System - This is where it starts and in the final moments you will realize that your immortal soul will be demolished by your Rage. Storm - Oh for christ sakes! Kissens - This is re fuckin dicilous! A mist forms on the entrance ramp and Last Resort is quietly heard on the sound system. As the mist clears you can see a figure standing on the ramp wearing tattered clothing his face can't be made out because of pure black hoody is covering it. He walks down the ring and ignores the hands that are being offered for a handsake or even a five; he gets to the ramp and stares at the steps and slowly raises his arms and removes the hood. Rage heads past the ring and over to the commentary table where he takes a seat. Kissens - Rage! Hi! Storm - You are huge! Kissens - Uhh.. Talk much? Rage simply stares into the ring. The referee waits before calling for the bell, he looks at the stage.... Finally he signals. (Ding, Ding, Ding) Kissens - Well, it starts now between two of the three men in the contender elect, which will be decided tonight. Storm - I wonder what Chase has in store. Williams charges at Plague, but Plague leapfrogs Williams, who charges chest first into the turnbuckle. Plague grabs him from behind in a waist lock, then throwing him backwards over his head with a German suplex pinning combination as he bridges his back...1...2...kickout! Kissens - Almost a quick victory there! Williams is slow to get up as Plague jumps right back to his feet, as he crouches down. Williams stands and Plague attempts the Vaccine superkick, but Williams catches his foot. He spins Plague around and when he faces Williams, Jesse takes him down with a hard clothesline that sends him flipping back onto his stomach. The fans get excited as Angel steps up onto the apron, the referee goes to get him down but Kaige does it for him, knocking him down onto his back. Aphrodisia attacks Kaige from behind, but Alexis is not far behind to help her friend and tag team partner as she nails a double axe handle to the back of Aphrodisia's head. Storm - Mayhem has broken out right infront of us, Jackie. The referee turns back around and as soon as he does he sees Williams get sidewalk slammed by Plague down to the mat hard. Plague rolls out of the ring, reaching under and pulling out a wooden crutch, followed by a hockey stick. Both of which he slides into the ring, as he slides himself in as well. Williams gets up to one knee but Plague shatters the wooden crutch right across his chest with a baseball swing of epic proportions. Williams nearlys falls to his back, but he is able to stay up. Plague reaches down, grabbing the hockey stick and he swings it, but Williams absorbs the blow with his ribs and grabs it under his arm. He stands up, and uses the stick to pull Plague to him. He lets go of the stick, grabs Plague around his neck and under his arm and nails a belly to belly taz-plex. Williams hops right up as Kaige and Angel have seperated, along with Alexis and Aphrodisia. Kaige has now reached under the ring and grabbed a flourescent light tube, as Angel holds up the broken piece of crutch Plague used. Storm - Those two aren't going to stay away from each other. Kissens - They want to inflict some damage on each other before their main event match later in the night! Williams stands up, grabbing Plague and tucking his head under his arm. Kissens - Williams is going for the Implant DDT. He picks up Plague and slams him head first down on the mat. The fans go nuts, just then, Alexis hops up onto the ring apron and starts to dance a bit looking in the referees direction. Storm - What is she doing? BITCH! The referee walks over, as Alexis runs her hands through his hair. Jesse looks on as he walks over to get the referee, as he does, Alexis grabs the back of the referee's head and brings his neck down across the top rope. The referee falls to the mat, holding his throat as he chokes. Alexis and Kaige slide in as Kaige shatters the flourescent light tube over the head of Jesse, as he falls to the mat. Kissens - What...the hell! The fans start to boo as Alexis lays the boots to the referee, Kaige picks up Williams and puts him on his shoulder holding him for a powerslam. He climbs up to the top rope, still holding Jesse and sits on the top rope. Alexis walks over, hops up onto the second rope right next to the corner, grabing Jesse's head. They jump off as Alexis nails Uncaged while Kaige slams Jesse face first onto the shattered glass tube on the mat. The referee is back up now, as Kaige pulls Plague over Williams as the referee crawls into place. Storm - Well that sucks... 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Your winner...aaaaandd.....NEW...OWF NETWORK CHAMPION....PLAAAAGUE! Kissens - I don't get it...are they Imperium, too? Kaige and Alexis walk past Angel and Aphrodisia, just staring, not coming to blows. Plague holds the title up in the air in the ring as Williams lays bloody and unconscious in the ring. Burst and Falcoon walk down the ramp at this time as Joseph Storm takes off his headset and exits, the two men take their place in the announcers booth, just intime for final words before the Preshow cuts. Falcoon - It looks like the main event tonight will be three members of Imperium. Burst - So they can't go home without the belt? Falcoon - Nope...but...it's time for THE SHOW!!!! "PLEASE TUNE INTO OWF HIGH VOLTAGE!" The message flickers on the screen, the OWF logo spins and we cut to black.
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