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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! A screaming voice passes through the PA System as the stage opens and is surrounded by red lights. The camera's drift over the pool of blood then over The Prom Kings who begin to play the Blood Bath 07 anthem. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! You've got it So now it's time to think Happy birthday! You've got it First stop we hit the body shop Happy birthday! *BOOM!*
An explosion rocks the crowd and shakes the entire arena. Blood begins to drip from the OWF tron down onto the stage, a flow that will not end until the night is over. "Happy Birthday" by The Exies continues to play across the pa system as the band is cleared from the stage. We head down to ringside to be met by Jackie Kissens and Mrs. Morningrod! Kissens - It's a special night for the OWF! 9 years ago today this dump opened and the wrestling world has never been the same! Hello OWFites, Jackie Kissens here with WoW President Mrs. Morningrod! Mrs. Morningrod - AHOOOOOOOOO! Kissens - Get your own lines! The feed cuts backstage to where Angel and Draco are walking around the hallways, avoiding workers as they go. Each one has a stack of papers in their arms, and as the camera pans behind them, it sees a trail of fliers that cover the walls of the hallway. Angel - You got that side? Draco - Yea, I'm good. How you doin. Angel - Perfect. Draco rips a small piece of tape off of a roll in his hand, sticks it to the front of the paper he's holding and, and smacks it against the brick wall. The camera zooms in on the flier. It's a picture of Angel and Draco, smiling and giving a thumbs up. Underneath is the equation, Angel + Draco= FACE. Draco stands back and nods his head in satisfaction at another flier well placed. The camera moves around to look at Angel. He is fumbling with the stack of papers in his hand, but eventually he gets one into position. He rips a piece of tape off and sticks it to the paper, and he slaps it against the wall just like Draco did. The camera zooms in. It's a picture of Jackie Kissens. Over her face is a big red question mark. "Jackie Kissens - Missing?" Underneath her photo is a caption. "If you have any information related to the dissapearance of Jackie Kissens, please call 1-800-commentarynazi." Angel - Man, we are flyin. Draco - Hell yea. We got one more hallway to go. Angel and Draco proceed forward, and right when they reach the corner Jesse Williams turns it and bumps into them! They engage in an epic staredown! Jesse Williams - Watch were the fuck you're going! Draco and Angel stare at him in confusion. Draco - Woah, woah, woah their pal. What are you screaming at us for? Williams pauses, looking confused. Jesse Williams - Aren't you guys....but....you guys...are the bad guys? I'm supposed to yell at you, right? Angel and Draco sigh in unison. Draco - Jesse, didn't you get the memo? Jesse Williams - Memo? What memo? Draco shakes his head. Draco - Angel, you got another copy of the memo on you. Angel - Yea, I think so. Lemme check my pockets here. Angel fumbles around in his pockets for a moment, until he finally pulls out a crumpled piece of paper. Angel - Got it. He hands it to Draco, who holds it out to Jesse Williams. Draco - Take it. Jesse Williams - What is it? Draco - The memo. Jesse Williams - The memo? Angel - The memo. Jesse unfolds the piece of paper and reads it over carefully, his mind going into deep thought. Jesse Williams - Hmmm...Angel and Draco...faces, eh? Draco - Faces. Angel - Do us a favor will you Williams. Spread the word. I think the mailman got sick. Not many people got the memo. Draco - Not a lot of people at all. Jesse Williams - Alright, well now I have the memo. Cheers. Williams begin to walk away, before Angel calls him back. Angel - Oh and Jesse. I'll see you in the ring....if you make it that far. The scene cuts back as Angel looks on with a smirk on his face. Mrs. Morningrod - HAHAHAA!.... Wait a second... Angel and Draco are faces? And Jackie isn't missing... Mrs. Morningrod turns and looks to her left at the empty chair next to her. Mrs. Morningrod - HEY! What the hell? Where'd she go? She was just here! Mrs. Morningrod looks under the commentary table for Jackie then comes back up to look at the camera. She goes cross eyed she is so confused. Mrs. Morningrod - This place is full of confusion! It's a nut house! Kissens - Yes it is! Mrs. Morningrod - HEY! Where the hell did you come from!? Kissens - I was sitting there the whole time, people just forget about me so I turn invisable! Mrs. Morningrod - OHHHHHH!..??? Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a first round WoW title match! Introducing first... From Miami Florida... Jessica Chisholm! PA System - OOOOH Yeah baby... fuck me hard! Stigmata by Ministry hits the pa system and out comes Jessica with a big CW spinning around in circles on the owftron. Mrs. Morningrod - Some of the world's best women athletes will be here on the pre show tonight! This will be a great tournament! Kissens - You know, when I was WoW presi... Mrs. Morningrod - Shut it. Kissens - I'm just sayin'.. Mrs. Morningrod - I don't wanna hear it! PA System - I'm toxic your slipping under.. Missy Janson - And her opponent... From Las Vegas, Nevada... Dixie Wrecked! Whispers of "toxic" by Britney Spears flow through the Pa system. The lights dim slightly and a bright yellow light circles around the stage then stops on the curtain. The music begins to play louder and Dixie Wrecked steps out from the back with a loud reaction. She poses with her arm behind her head then blows a kiss towards the camera before walking towards the ring. Kissens - Dixie has been around the OWF m... Mrs. Morningrod - More then you? HA!..............HAAAA! Kissens - That's exactly what I was gonna say! Mrs. Morningrod - You make this job too easy. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Dixie turns and shakes her chest for the guys in the front row, from behind Jessica elbows her in the back of the neck.. Suddenly Alexis Cage darts down the ramp. She slides under the bottom rope, going unnoticed by the competitors.. Kissens - That a girl Alexis! Mrs. Morningrod - You are NOT ruining my tournament! ALEXIS!!.... God damn it.... Mrs. Morningrod throws down her head set just as Alexis grabs Jessica by the arm and twirls her around.. UNCAGED! Suddenly someone else slides in the ring behind Alexis. Missy Janson - This match has been deemed a NO CONTEST! Kissens - Alexis! Behind you! Alexis plants Dixie with Unleashed! Shes dumped as she stands up and screams at Dixie! Mrs. Morningrod grabs a mic at ringside Alexis still doesn't notice the presences of the person behind her. Mrs. Morningrod - Alexis Cage! I hope you don't think you can come out and ruin my tournament and not recieve a bit of retaliation. Alexis leans over the ropes and flips Mrs. Morningrod off.. Mrs. Morningrod - I wouldn't worry about me! I'd worry about her! Alexis twirls around and is met by an arm bar by AnaStasia! She places Alexis is the Death Trap! Kissens - Shit! She's got Alexis in that crossface! Alexis begins tapping out but Ana refuses to release the hold. Ana cuts into Alexis's forehead with her razor sharp finger nails. Finally she releases the move and leaves Alexis bloody in the ring. Mrs. Morningrod - I suggest she saves the tapping out for later tonight! Kissens - You are one cruel bitch! Mrs. Morningrod - She was ruining my tournament and it had barely begun! We cut outside where OWF President's Diamond Kid and Chase Johnson are standing by an enterance door. Prez CJ - Think they'll show? Prez DK - Yup. Prez CJ - HA! They won't. Watch.. Prez DK - They'll show! Prez CJ - Yeah because if they don't, we'll sue them on a verbal contract! Prez DK - Shut up.. Prez CJ - K. We cut back to ringside. Kissens - Everyone knows they aren't gonna show. And if Silkk does show, he'll get booed outta the arena again! Mrs. Morningrod - Yeah I learned along time ago as a fan not to get my hopes up on the "legends" of the OWF. Kissens - Yeah, cocaine's a hell of a drug! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a WoW tournament match! Kissens - Hey, so who advanced in Dixie Vs Jessica? Mrs. Morningrod - Neither of them. Kissens - Nice! Missy Janson - Introducing first.. From Cameron North Carolina.... Kimberly Evans! The lights dim real low, just enough for you to see your hand in front of you. A single tiny green light is set in the middle of the curtain as a voice whispers over the arena. PA System - Here she stands today.... A guitar picks up in the background as "Fully Alive" by Flyleaf begins to play. The lights above the stage begin to dance about with a green shimmering glow taking over the stage. PA System - Telling layla's story spoken, The word "Firefly" appears on the OWFtron then floats away into a green dot that dances over the tron. PA System - Fully alive! More than most ready to smile and love life! The curtain is pushed apart and the green dot that once remained on the curtain is now a part of Kimberly Evans. She rushes to the side of the stage dancing roughly to her music in almost a head banging rhythm. PA System - Fully alive! and she knows How to believe in futures. The theme continues to play as the lights pick back up she darts down the ramp and turns backwards just before she slides under the bottom rope on her back. She instantly jumps to her feet without using her hands, showing her amazing athletic ability. The theme cuts out and Kimberly eagerly awaiting the start of the match. Missy Janson - And her opponent.... Also from Cameron North Carolina... Shannon Winters! PA System - At the bottom of a swimming pool, I think I found a clue. I know, that I'm getting CLOSER.. A large explosion happens on the stage. The fans all jump to their feet looking towards the entrance ramp. Immediately after the pyro, "Dead and Gone" by I am the Avalanche starts to play. Mrs. Morningrod - I was informed that I have to refer to Winters as "Z" now. Kissens - Z? Mrs. Morningrod - Yeah... Morons in the office anyway. PA System - She's Gone Away, She's gone away. I need to hear her say the world doesn't mean as much as you do. Then the curtain pushes open and from the back "Stunning" Shannon Winters walks out. She spends a few seconds at the top of the ramp before she slowly walks down it, towards the aisle, with her eyes concentrated on the ring. As she walks down the aisle she eyes up the fans around the ring, and gives a look up to the rafters before she gets to the apron. She quickly slides in under the bottom rope. She pushes herself up from a push up position and walks over to her corner. She leans up against the turnbuckle and awaits action. Mrs. Morningrod - These two women grew up together, they have been in nearly every East coast independant promotion. They've wrestled with some of the worlds bests, including Jeff and Matt Hardy. Kissens - None of that matters! None of it! They are still rookies in the OWF and until I see them with gold I will remain unimpressed! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Evans shoots herself into the ropes, Z drops to the mat but Evans stops herself and delivers a quick elbow drop to Z's back. Z rolls away and climbs back to her feet, Evans runs towards her again this time she runs up Z's leg and plant her with a running enziguri! Mrs. Morningrod - Very impressive! Evans jumps back to her feet, full of energy she darts up the turnbuckle and waits for Z to climb to her feet.. As she does Evans leaps off, but Z catches her with a superkick on her way down! Mrs. Morningrod - A fan in the front row almost got to take some Kim's head as a suvenior! Z makes a quick cover.. 1...2.. Evans manages to kick out! Z climbs back to her feet, a bit groggy from earlier. She pulls a limp Evans up, Evans falls agains the ropes.. Z hooks Evans's head under her arm... She attempts the Nuclear Winters!.. Evans counters and flips Z over her shoulders. Evans lands on the ring aprion then springboards off the top rope and lands on Evans shoulders from the backside! Z flips over backwards in a reverse hurricanronna that sends Evans across the ring upon the release.. Z crawls over to Evans and makes the pin...1...2.. Evans kicks out again! Z stands up and screams out to the fans who cheer her on! She lifts up Evans for another attempt at the Nuclear Winters... This time she plants Evans with it! Exhausted, she falls onto of Evans for the pin.. 1...2... Evans gets her foot on the ropes! The two women lay on the mat as the ref begins the ten count. The fans begin to rise, chanting for the two competitors. Mrs. Morningrod - These two are putting on a hell of a match! We knew they would, all the history really helps. They know each other better then anyone! Kissens - Still not impressed. Z is on her feet! She picks up Evans and sends her into the ropes.. Evans rebounds off and tries for another running enziguri! Z headbutts her insted! Evans stumbles backwards and Z grabs her by the head.. Nuclear Winters! 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and advancer in the WoW tournament.... Shannon Winters! Mrs. Morningrod - Z wins it! We cut backstage to a lockerroom where Kaige is using a tube of super glue to seal up the cut marks on Alexis's forehead. Alexis Cage - Thanks alot for being there when I needed you.. Asshole. Kaige - You don't mean that. Alexis Cage - Fuckkk you. I don't even know why I waste my time with you Kaige. Kaige - HEY! I have my own ass to watch out for tonight! Alexis Cage - Keep making mistakes like you did tonight and you won't have ANY ass to look forward to! Kaige - Just shut up and hold still. Kaige squeezes on the rest of the tube and places a bandage across her forehead. Kaige - There. Alexis Cage - Great, now I look like a total fucking tard with this on my head. Thanks alot Corbin! Kaige - Just fuckin go before you miss your enterance! We cut back to ringside. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a WoW Tournament match! Introducing first.. From Bentonville, Arkansas... Tara Headoff! "The Game" by Disturbed plays over the PA System and Tara is shown at the top of the crowd, a spot light shines on her with a kendo stick in her hand held above her head. Suddenly she smashes the kendo stick across her forehead then runs through the crowd to the ring. Missy Janson - Her opponent.. From Phoenix Arizona... Kissens - Its the home town girl! Mrs. Morningrod - But Arkansas girls are hardcore! Kissens - If by hardcore you mean Inbred, then you are correct! Missy Janson - From Phoenix Arizona... Alexis Cage!! A blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and a soft voice follows. PA System - It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont.. Street. Just then a hard drum slam comes across and the dimmed lights flicker once. PA System - Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing. Suddenly a bass drum comes into play pounding at each half second as each word of "Build God, Then We'll Talk" By Panic At The Disco leaks out over the crowd. PA System - Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.. The lights continue to strobe around the arena, fading out with each hit of the bass drum, they look for something as the fans rise to their feet. PA System - The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde! The fans scream as you see a figure emerge on the side of the OWF tron, it's kneeled down as the flashing and pulsing spotlights continue to search.. PA System - And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.... The spotlight dies and everything is silent in the arena, all but the sounds of cheering fans. Seconds pass before the spotlight returns on the side of the OWFtron nearly 10 foot in the air to show Alexis Cage standing with her arms in the air. ...Along with the people inside Suddenly Alexis drops down from the OWF-tron letting her skirt float up over her hips on the way down. He lands on the stage and screams "YEAH!" while throwing a fist into the air. The fans get more excited by the second! The arena lights back up as the theme continues to play on her way down to the ring. Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a
virgin She slides into the ring face first then leaps to her feet then instantly runs to the top turnbuckle leaping straight to it. And not to mention, the constable, and his
proposition, for that "virgin" Along with the people inside The sound fades away as she hops down from the turnbuckle and prepares herself for her match. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Tara rushes in with a boot to the midsection, but Alexis catches it then plants her with a fall foward clothesline! Alexis leaps back to her feet and waits for Tara to stand, as Tara gets up, Alexis kicks Tara in the back of the knee then shoots herself off the ropes.. Dropkick to the face of Tara Headoff! Tara falls backwards with her knees and legs still under her, Alexis sits down on Tara's chest and lowers her hand onto Tara's face.. Kissens - It's an iron claw! That same move that took Tara out for several months back in January! Mrs. Morningrod - It's an ode to Amanda Davis! Alexis digs her finger nails into Tara's head. Tara quickly taps out and screams in pain! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and advancer in the WoW Tournament... Alexis Cage! Alexis hears the bell but doesn't release the hold.. AnaStasia appears on the stage, looking for an early fight! Alexis releases the hold and crawls out of the ring, making her exit through the crowd.
The scene drifts inside of a dark room. Angel sits on one side of a long folding table with a cup of coffee next to him. His hands are cupped together and placed ontop of the table. He looks around nervously as two men in black suits pace in front of him. A door to Angel's right suddenly open, allowing a burst of light from the hallway to enchant the room. Another man with dressed in a black suit presents himself, showing his badge and laying down a file on the table. Officer Jenkins - Angel, I'm officer Jenkins. You two... The officer says pointing to the men behind him. Officer Jenkins - You're both dismissed. The men obey and leave the room silently. Officer Jenkins takes a seat on the edge of the table and looks down to Angel. Officer Jenkins - Sir I understand you've had a problem with someone stalking you as of late. Angel - Thats right. It started about 6 weeks ago or so. Officer Jenkins - I see.. Well Angel, we've gathered a group of possible suspects. That's why we called you in here today. We've set up a lineup and would like you to take a look at these folks, see if you notice any of them. Angel - Sure. The officer leans forward and flips on a switch. A large two way mirror lights up and the suspects stand on the other side. Each of them are dressed in the same apparel, a long black robe with a hood barely covering their faces. Angel chuckles because each of them are easily noticable. The first man is OWF President Diamond Kid, to his right stands OWF President Chase Johnson, as the camera hits Chase he smiles and waves wildly. Next stands Aphrodisia Jordan with a pissed off look on her face, next to her is Trent Steel with a cigarette in his mouth, next to him stands James Dunn. Angel - Hummmm.... Trent nudges Dunn, Dunn turns and with a smirk Trent hands Dunn the LillyAss title. Dunn's face goes blank as Trent laughs under his breath. Dunn accepts it then shakes his head in shame as he grips it in his hand. The last man in the line up is Jesse Williams. Angel - Well... He wasn't Mexican so #6 is out. The officer grabs a mic and pushes a button. Officer Jenkins - #6.. You are dismissed. Jesse holds up his arms and looks confused. Prez CJ chuckles as Prez DK mumbles "Spic" just loud enough for Jesse to hear it. Jesse turns to DK and flips him off silently, then pivots back to face the mirror and flips off Angel before grabbing the hem of the robe and storming out of the room. Angel - Can you tell CJ... Err I mean #2 to quack like a duck? Officer Jenkins - #2.. Step forward. Prez CJ reaches over and slaps DK in the nuts. DK doubles over as CJ laughs then steps forward. Officer Jenkins - #2 Please Quack like a duck. CJ places both hands over his crotch before speaking. Prez CJ - I uh...can't. Officer Jenkins - Why is that? Prez CJ - I had a bad experience with ducks. Officer Jenkins - #2 you will quack like a duck. #5 Please step forward and show #2 how to quack. Dunn takes a step forward, dragging his LillyAss title. Dunn - Quack! Prez CJ - NO DAFFY! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!! AH GAWD NO! CJ screams and covers his eyes. Officer Jenkins - #2.... CJ looks up and smiles. Prez CJ - Oh I'm just kiddin guys! HA! CJ shrugs... Prez CJ - QUACK!..? Angel - Can you make #3 say the following... Angel writes it down on a piece of paper, folds it then hands it to the officer. The Officer unfolds it and reads it over the mic. Officer Jenkins - #3 step forward.. Aphrodisia bites down on her jaw and steps forward. Officer Jenkins - #3 please say the following... "Angel is the supreme ruler of the world, I am madly in love with him, I want him so bad.... Meow." Aphrodisia Jordan - I'm... I'm not sayin that. Angel - Ugh fine... Make #1 pass gass please. Officer Jenkins - #3 step back. #1 step forward... DK begins to take a step when CJ reaches over and hits him in the nuts for the second time. DK gives a "UGGG" sound as he doubles over. Prez CJ - HAHA! OHHHHH! Angel - HAHAHAHA! Nevermind.... Can you have #4 and #5 hug for me? Officer Jenkins - #4 and #5, step forward and hug. Dunn and Steel step forward then look at each other oddly... Dunn comes in at 90, but Steel doesn't give an inch. Dunn standing in hugging position. Finally Steel reaches over and shoves Dunn off the platform. Angel - One more thing.. Just say "Hey DK" over the mic please. Officer Jenkins - "HEY DK" DK looks at the mirror and shrugs while yelling.. Prez DK - WHAT?! Angel pushes the officer out of the way and grabs the mic.. Angel - EAT SHIT! HAHAHAHA! Officer Jenkins - ... Angel - Well... None of them look familiar. Angel smirks as he stands up and grabs his jacket from behind the chair. Angel - Thanks Officer Jenkins.. And hey! Let me know if anything turns up alright!? Angel pats the officer on the shoulder and exits the room with a devilish smile.
Mrs. Morningrod - That commerical of course aired last week on Addiction. Who is Grim? Kissens - Jesse Williams. Mrs. Morningrod - You think so? Kissens - Absolutly, he's stacking the odds in his favor. Two oppertunities tonight to become champion. Mrs. Morningrod - It's a good plan, I guess we will have to wait and see! We cut back out to the parking lot where Prez DK and CJ stare at an approaching limo. Prez DK - HA! I knew they'd show up! The limo comes to a slow stop directly in front of them. The door pops open but nobody exits... CJ and DK turn to each other and shrug. Prez CJ - Silkk? Both men take a step closer to the limo and suddenly Thomas Chong pops out! Chong - WOAH MAN! ...Where am I? Prez DK - Damn it Chong! Where the hell is Silkk and Halesz? Chong - Who man? DK rubs his eyes as he looks to the ground. Chong - Hey man! You're The Diamond Kid man! Prez DK - Chong.. I sent you to pick up a limo then told you to go to the airport and pick up Justin Halesz. Chong - I did inhale man! Wow man.. I'm fuckin stoned. Prez CJ - HA! Prez DK - Why the hell were you riding in the back of the limo? Chong - ..I forgot to call shot gun! Prez DK - Ahhh christ. The scene heads back to ringside. Mrs. Morningrod - HAAAAA!.......... HA! Kissens - If you haven't ordered Blood Bath 07' on Pay Per View yet, then you are RETARDED! Mrs. Morningrod - REEEE TARTTTED. Kissens - Go pick up the phone, or click your remote.. Whatever you have to do! Order it.. Order it and I promise you that Mrs. Morningrod will get naked for you! Mrs. Morningrod - Ye... wait what? Kissens - It's only 25 bucks! And it's the best 25 bucks you'll ever spend! Mrs. Morningrod - If you order now the OWF will send you Jackie Kissens's dirty panties! Kissens - Ye... wait what? Mrs. Morningrod - Lets go to the ring! Missy Janson - The following contest is tonight's WoW Pre Show Main Event! It is a WoW tournament match! Introducing first.. From Springfield Kentucky... Jamie Dunn! Kissens - WHO!? PA System - If I was a rich girl... nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh Mrs. Morningrod - I dunno.. I've never t... oh gawd. "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani hits
over the PA System. The fans await the arrival of Jamie
Dunn.. Finally The OWF tron flashes and we show the backstage area where Kaige and Alexis are starring at the monitor. Kaige - That is the ugliest fucking woman ever. Alexis - Agreed. It cuts to the next person, James Caine who is holding his mop with it's drawn on face. James Caine - You are WAYYYYY prettier then her! He leans in to kiss the mop and the scene switches to Draco who just shakes his head in shame from side to side. Draco - The next Draco my ass! The final cut goes to Plague who sits alone in front of his monitor, starring at Jamie Dunn with a smile. Plague - Weeellllll hellllooooo.. How you doin'!? Kissens - Plague... You poooorr lonely bastard. Missy Janson - And her opponent... From Santa Barbara California..... AnaStasia! The arena goes dim, only a red strobe light flickers towards the entrance. The chords to "The Fragile" begin. "She shines A downpour of single-stemmed red roses begins from the rafters covering the entire arena. "fragile Anastasia emerges slowly from the curtain dressed in a pair of razor-cut denim jeans, a black tank top and black thigh-high boots and carrying a single stemmed red rose in her left hand while walking to the ring. she reads the minds of all the people as
they pass her by Anastasia steps onto the apron with the rose between her teeth, she stands gazing blankly to the crowd. We'll find the perfect place to go where
we can run and hide Taking the rose into her hand, Anastasia places the flower to her ebony colored lips kisses each peddle. it's something I have to do Anastasia tosses the rose into the crowd and awaits her opponent. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Ana can't help but crack a smile, but tries not to let the fans see it as her and Dunn pace around the ring, waiting for a tie up.. Finally after 30 seconds of dancing around each other they tie up.. Dunn begins to get the leverage but Ana drives a knee into his ribs, Dunn buckles over and Ana lifts her knee into his temple. He stays hunched over as Ana shoots herself into the ropes, she rebounds off and grabs Dunn's head and plants him with an implant DDT! Dunn rolls across the ring holding his.. errr her head. Ana lifts him back up slowly, he reaches up and gives her a thumb to the eye. The fans laugh as Dunn's skirt floats up while shooting himself off the ropes.. He attempts a clothesline but Ana ducks it then slides behind him.. LOW BLOW! Dunn hits the mat holding himself and the ref shrugs! Kissens - Not much down there.. But I bet it still hurt. Mrs. Morningrod - How do you know whats down there? Kissens - Oh pllleeeease.. I'm Jackie Kissens. Come on! Ana jumps down ontop of Dunn and places him in the death trap! Dunn quickly taps out! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and advancer in the tournament... AnaStasia! Mrs. Morningrod heads for the ring with a mic. She climbs the stairs and steps in, shaking Ana's hand. Mrs. Morningrod - Congrats on your victory here AnaStasia! Since Alexis Cage decided she would crash the first match of the night and try to ruin our tournament.. I have decided that tonight's WoW finals for the WoW title will be a triple threat ladder match! The fans give a good reaction to the announcement. Mrs. Morningrod - At this time I would like to ask Z to come on down to the ring. "Dead and Gone" by I am the Avalanche theme hits and Shannon Winters makes her way down to the ring. Mrs. Morningrod - We are gonna do this right! And we WILL show sportsman ship! Alexis get down here.. "Build God, Then We'll Talk" by Panic at the Disco hits and Alexis pops out on the stage with a mic. Alexis - Listen here Mrs. Cockrod! Alexis travels down the ramp with the mic.. Alexis - Obviously you are new around here and you don't understand how things work! Alexis reaches the ringside area, suddenly AnaStasia darts towards the ropes, she propells herself over the top rope and lands on top of Alexis! Kissens - I knew that was a bad idea! The two women roll around on the ground exchanging fists.. Suddenly Z climbs up to the top rope. Kissens - Holy crap! What's she gonna do? She leaps off with a senton bomb ontop of both women! Suddenly the camera's drift to the back... Jesse Williams - FUCK YOU MAN! All you can see at first is a blur as Jesse swings his right fist at someone... Kaige - You missed! Kissens - Jesse and Kaige are already.... Jesse dives at Kaige and the two men fall through a large plate of glass with the Blood Bath emblem on it! The glass sprays across the lobby and you can hear people scream in the background! Kaige's intense voice echos through he lobby as he and Jesse roll in the glass. Kaige - I should fuckin kill you now! The feed cuts to the backstage area once again where Draco is standing with Robo-Betsy at his side. The mechanical goat has the World Tag Team Title around her neck. She merrs happily. Standing next to Draco is OWF's lead reporter Garrett Greene. The fans cheer once they see Draco and Robo-Betsy on the feed. Garrett Greene - Wow...They sure are loud. Draco - You know we are live, right? Garrett Greene - Damnit. I am horrible at this, aren't I? Draco nods slowly and shrugs his shoulders. A hand appears and gives Garrett Greene a set of cards to read. Draco shakes his head as Garrett Greene quickly takes them. Garrett Greene - Ok, then...Shall we start? Draco - Fire away there, chief. Garrett Greene - You shocked OWF more than once since your return. No one thought it was you. No one thought you and Angel would team up. Why all the secrecy? Draco - Simple. I was sick of seeing the same people dominate the fed. I wanted to shake the rankings up. What better way then to come back and then get the big bad champion to side with me. Garrett Greene nods and tosses aside the card to look down at the next question. He mouths the words as he reads them to himself before reading them aloud. Garrett Greene - What are your thoughts on Trent Steel and the match you two have been placed into? Draco hears the words and nods slowly. His face losing that fun loving presence he is known for. Robo-Betsy merrs, but Draco puts his hand near her and she stops. Draco - Trent Steel... Draco pauses as a hand appears. He looks down at it thinking he is getting cue cards now. Instead there was nothing, but a fingerless glove. Draco's eyes widen as he realizes what the hand is there for. Another hand appears and clocks Draco upside the head. Garrett Greene moves out of the way and Trent Steel appears and hits Draco again. He has Draco pinned against the wall with his arm across his throat and keep his arms pinned to stop attacks. Trent Steel - Oh did you think you'd get a break from me tonight. Nah man. Not tonight. Tonight I am going to kick your emo little ass all over this fucking place. I am going to destroy you. Come on you hellacious little bitch fight back! Trent lets Draco go and Draco flips him off and walks away. Draco - I'll see your ass in the ring. Trent - Wow. I thought you were the man. I thought you were the bad ass. Oh well I guess that's what I can expect from a guy who can't even figure out which C*censored* he wants to be in. Draco stops dead in his tracks. Greene pulls out his sheet of "words you can't say on the owf network" Garrett Greene - You can't say... Trent slams his fist into Greene's face. Draco's eyes lock into Steel's. Steel smirks. Trent Steel - Maybe I outta give Hope a call and tell her she branded the right little pathetic dog, Hey...How does it feel to know your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you. Draco shuts his eyes and starts to shake as he charges Trent. He lands a hard right into Trent's face. He knocks off Trent's shades. Trent looks back at him with a shit eating grin as they start trading punches.. Kissens - We have fights around every corner! The OWFtron splits into three screens.
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