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The scene starts off, backstage at the Schneider Arena in Providence, Rhode Island. We see both Presidents Diamond Kid and Chase Johnson sitting at their desks. We hear their conversation. Prez DK - So, about time to start the roast of Angel, right? Prez CJ - Yeaaaah, about that. DK looks at him. Prez DK - What now? Prez CJ - Well, see, Angel is... Prez DK - He's sick? Prez CJ - Yeah, Sorta..But, we all know, that Angel is... Prez DK - Not in the mood tonight? Chase gives DK a stern look. Prez CJ - Do you want me to tell you, or not? Prez DK - Yessss! Prez CJ - Okay, well.. He pauses for a second. Prez CJ - Angel is...gay. Prez DK - He's WHAT?! Prez CJ - He's gay, and we all know how contagious that stuff is. Prez DK brushes his suit jacket off, looking disgusted. Prez DK - I know I don't want to catch a case of the "gay's" from Angel. Prez CJ - Me neither, nor do I want our roster getting gay-i-fied. DK nods. Prez DK - If we let that happen, they'll be calling us the Obviously Womanly Faggots. Prez CJ - Yeaaaah! The two sit in silence for a second. Prez DK - So, it's cancelled? Prez CJ - Consider it done. Prez DK - Great! The two go back to their paperwork, signing important papers. DK stops and looks up. Prez DK - Good thing Angel is facing Alexis tonight, women can't catch the gay's from men, right? Prez CJ - Good point. Thank god for that. The scene cuts to black, leading into the intro for the Drift and Die Pay Per View. |
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