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Alexis Cage slinks into view wearing only a red, satin teddy with matching thong. Her perfectly glossed lips are formed into a sexy smile that oozes both sensuality and desperation. She looks off towards someone we can't see. Alexis - You know you want me. Just admit it and I'll make your wild fantasies come true. She waits a moment and receives no answers. Immediately she goes all pouty. Alexis - Don't deny yourself pleasure. Oh the things I could do to you. Still nothing. Finding herself feeling rejected she slides down to her hands and knees and begins slowly crawling towards the unknown person she's throwing herself at. Alexis - I want you so bad. I know you like what you see. You make me crazy. Mmmmm I'm so hot right now. Once again nothing. Mascara laced tears begin to stream down her face as she crawls over into a dark area containing whoever it is she is talking to. Her hand reaches up to waist level on the hidden figure. Alexis - You know you want me. GOD DAMNIT! Give it to me! A light turns on revealing ther person to not be a person at all, but instead it's the WoW Title sitting by itself in a chair. Words flash across the screen saying, "Determined" isn't she?
GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH The commercial fades out to Falcoon and Burst sitting in their commentators booth. Burst holding a Club Confidential magazine infront of him and Falcoon absent mindedly doodling on a piece of paper in front of him. Falcoon looks up and hits Burst in the arm. He lowers the magazine and takes a sip of scotch. Burst - What? Falcoon - Nick…we’re on… Burst - What? You know…you shouldn’t lie like that Micheal. Falcoon - Seriously…we’re on… Burst looks up at the camera again…and shrugs. Burst - Maybe we are…maybe we aren’t. Falcoon - But we have to go to work… Burst - Brian…it’s the preshow. No one really watches this anyways. Now, if you’ll excuse me…Jenna Haze is calling me from the centerfold. Nick goes back to his magazine…Falcoon shrugs at him and looks back at the camera. Falcoon - Well it seems that my partner is very uninterested…so…AHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE DETERMINED COUNTDOWN!!!!! Burst - Damnit Gary…warn me when you do that! The scene switches to backstage when we see a slim black haired woman walking down the hallway, a gym bag over her shoulder. She stops at the door that says “Plague” and raises her hand to knock…but hesitates. Eventually she knocks. Burst - Looks like Plague is gonna get a bit of prematch luck tonight… The door opens inwards and Plague is seen wearing a pair of black jeans and a white wife beater. The young girl, doesn’t meet his eyesight as he crosses his arms and leans against the door staring at her with hate in his eyes. Plague - What the fuck are you doing here Evans? I thought I kicked your useless ass out of my training program. I mean correct me if I’m wrong…but normally when you tell someone to take a hike you don’t expect to see them the next day. Kimberly Evans - I came to fight. Plague - You came to fight… He lights a cigarette and takes a drag, blowing it into her face. Plague - How bout you tell me why I should let you fight. So you can embarrass me again? Manage to make it a draw? Evans - I’m sorry sir…I know I can do it. Plague - Then go do it. I don’t train losers. You want me to train you again…you go out and win tonight. Not lose, not draw…win. One two three. Did that penetrate your thick skull Evans? Burst - I’d be wanting to penetrate more then her thick skull… Evans - Yes… Plague - Win tonight…and I’ll consider letting you back in to the training program. Now get out of my sight. He slams the door in her face, and Kim turns and hurries down the hall to the compound locker room. We cut to commercial.
The scene comes up from darkness with the vision of Aphrodisia Jordan sitting on the arm of the sofa, staring intently forward at something off-camera. She bites her bottom lip, her sapphire eyes filled with a mixture of lust and pain. Aphrodisia Jordan - No. I can't. There is no audible response, but she shifts on the arm, shifting closer to the edge. She leans forward on her hands, peering harder at whatever she may have been looking at. Aphrodisia Jordan - Oh, come on, don't be like that... A grimace crosses her features, her forehead creasing unhappily. Her teeth chew slightly harder on her bottom lip. Finally, a look of defeat comes to her, a heavy sigh leaving her. Aphrodisia Jordan - Okay, fine! Be that way! In a smooth motion, she stands up and crosses to behind the camera. The camera turns to see Aphrodisia clutching a bag of catnip and glaring down at it. She grits her teeth, squeezing it in her hand tightly before throwing it hard at a wall. It thumps loudly and slumps to the ground. She continues to glare at it, shuffling toward it a few steps, then back again. Aphrodisia Jordan - Fucking damn it!
The scene then flashes to a black limo pulling up to the arena. Chris Green steps out of the car, pulling off a pair of black Oakley sunglasses. Angel steps out behind him and the two begin to walk up the red carpet, cameras flashing at them from every angle. Kaige and Spaz both poke their heads out from behind the nearby dumpster and watch Green and the World champion walk up the red carpet. A young reporter named Sum Yung Ho stops him for a few questions. Green - What can I do for you yellow sister? Asian guys just not doing it for ya? She rolls her eyes Sum Yung Ho - Mr. Green…I was wondering if you would care to comment of the evicition of Jesse Williams from Imperium last week on Monday Addiction? Green - That’s all everyone wants to hear about? Why we kicked the grease back out of Imperium? I’ll make this clear and speak slow…so even you with your asian dialect and Williams with his mexicano can understand. He was kicked out because he stopped carrying his weight. I carried the two of us to the tag team victory. Since his last run in OWF…he has accomplished nothing on his own save a five minute title reign. Jesse has proved that he no longer has what it takes to be the best. Sum Yung Ho - Angel? Angel - I have nothing to say. He proved that he was a more useless champion then Spaz was…good luck erasing that off of your record. Green - Now if you’ll excuse me…I have a match to prep for. Unless you want to give me a bit of a hand with that? Sum retches a bit, but regains her composure. Green - Something wrong? Sum Yung Ho - No I just vomited a bit in my mouth…I’m ok now… Green and Angel continue on inside. After a few moments, Kaige and Spaz push their way through the crowd of reporters after them. Scene flashes back to the two commentators. Falcoon and Burst engaged in a serious looking thumb war. Falcoon - You are so going down…so totally going down… Burst - That’s what your momma said. Both grunt and struggle a bit more…then Burst slaps Gordie hard across the face and pins his thumb down. Burst raises his arm in triumph. Burst - The new Thumb Wrestling Champion of the world! Falcoon - Nick we’re on… Burst - Damnit! Falcoon - Coming up first tonight…we have a very special match! Burst - Why? Are they in wheelchairs?! Falcoon - No. Burst - Well that doesn’t sound to special to me. Falcoon - Anyways…the first match tonight is for the compound. Burst - Pfffttt…who cares. Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen. The following matchup has no time limit and no disqualifaction. It is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first…representing Trainer Plague. “The Firefly” KIMBERLY EVANS!!!! The lights dim real low, just enough for you to see your hand in front of you. A single tiny green light is set in the middle of the curtain as a voice whispers over the arena. PA System - Here she stands today... In her brilliant shining way PA System - Fully alive and she knows how to believe in futures. The word "Firefly" appears on the OWFtron then floats away into a green dot that dances over the tron. PA System - Fully alive, more than most ready to smile and love life! The curtain is pushed apart and the green dot that once remained on the curtain is now a part of Kimberly Evans. She rushes to the side of the stage dancing roughly to her music in almost a head banging rhythm. The theme continues to play as the lights pick back up she darts down the ramp and turns backwards just before she slides under the bottom rope on her back. She instantly jumps to her feet without using her hands, showing her amazing athletic ability. The theme cuts out and Kimberly eagerly awaiting the start of the match. Missy Janson - Introducing next…representing Trainer Angel, “Stunning” Shannon Winters! PA System - At the bottom of a swimming pool, I think I found a clue. I know, that I'm getting CLOSER.. A large explosion happens on the stage. The fans all jump to their feet looking towards the entrance ramp. Immediately after the pyro, "Dead and Gone" by I am the Avalanche starts to play. She's Gone Away, She's gone away. I need to hear her say the world doesn't mean as much as you do. Then the curtain pushes open and from the back "Stunning" Shannon Winters walks out. She spends a few seconds at the top of the ramp before she slowly walks down it, towards the aisle, with her eyes concentrated on the ring. As she walks down the aisle she eyes up the fans around the ring, and gives a look up to the rafters before she gets to the apron. She quickly slides in under the bottom rope. She pushes herself up from a push up position and walks over to her corner. She leans up against the turnbuckle and awaits action. (Ding, Ding, Ding) The ref calls for the bell and the two waste no time tying up. Winters gets ahold of Evans hair and snapmares her hard onto the mat. Immediately locking in a sleeperhold. Evans flails for the ropes, before her hands try to pry Winters off of her. Falcoon - Angel’s trainee gets a good start to the match. Good strategy…trying to keep her grounded. Burst - Tear her top off! Tear her top off! Evans struggles for a bit longer before jamming her two fingers into Winters mouth and wrenching one way with a fish hook. Winters flails and smashes a few fists hard into the head of Evans. But the Firefly, rolls around and wrenches hard with her fish hook. Falcoon - And Plague’s trademark resourcefulness coming to show out her. Burst - Don’t care, no boobs yet. Evans pulls back and goes for a hard boot to the face on the kneeling Winters, but Shannon grabs her leg and rolls her over with a leg twist. She jumps and lands a hard leg drop to the inside of the thigh of Evans. Winters gets up and looks for another one, but Evans drives her free leg straight into the crotch of the airborne Winters. She falls to the mat holding her box in pain. Burst - Now that’s cool. Looks like Plague isn’t a complete waste of time. Evans now runs against the ropes and jumps up hitting Winters square across the chest with a flying forearm attack. They both hit the mat and Evans goes for the cover. 1..2..kick out…Evans leaps to her feet and scales the turnbuckle and raises her arms to the cheering crowd and leaps off looking for a 450 splash. Winters leaps up and clotheslines her out of the air. She holds for the pin. 1..2..Kick out by Evans. Both women are slow to get to their feet. When they do, Evans smashes a hard punch into the eye of Winters, casuing her to reel backwards. Evans runs forward and swings around Winters bringing her face hard onto the matt with an aussie bulldog. She gets to her feet and leans against the ropes to catch her breath, Winters lays motionless, blood pooling from her face. Falcoon - The athletisim that these ladies are showing is unbelievable. Burst - They’re a bunch of prudes. Falcoon - Pardon? Burst - I still haven’t seen any skin yet. Its very upsetting for me. Winters pushes herself up, blood dripping from her nose. Evans runs forward and plants a hard kick right to the rib cage of Winters. She rolls over in obvious pain. Evans walks forward and grabs her shirt and tries to haul her up, but it spilts at the seams showing a tight black tank top underneath. Winters grabs a fist full of hair and drives two hard fists into her nose and sends her down to the mat. Winters moves forward, but Evans flips up with a headscissors. Evans pulls herself up and drops down into a DDT hitting her signature implant DDT…The Flash. She goes for the pin 1…2…3 Missy Janson - YOUR WINNER… “THE FIREFLY” KIMBERELY EVANS! Evans raises her hands high in the air in victory. Winters slowly rolls on the mat holding her forehead. We cut immediately to a commercial.
Under a dull light somewhere amungst the depths of an arena sits a card table and two chairs. Chris Green - All rrright Meca. I already took ALL your money. Ready to call it a night? Meca Blight and Chris Green sit across from each other in the chairs, Chris has a stack of money sitting next to him and meca has nothing but 3 pennies and a piece of paper. Meca Blight - Double or nothing. Chris Green - WHAT?! Meca you don't have anything left... Unless..... Meca's eye brow raises and he stares at Chris eagerly. Chris Green - How about you put up the deed to the OWF against everything I have here! Without thinking Meca writes down something on a piece of paper and throws it into the middle of the table. Chris unfolds it and it reads: "IOU 1 OWF" Chris Green - Is this legal? Ahhh fuck it. Chris shoves his money into the middle of the table. He waits for Meca to make his move. Meca Blight - ..... Got any fours? Chris Green - FOR THE HUNDREDTH FUCKING TIME... THIS ISN'T GO FISH!! Green throws down his hand. Chris Green - FULL HOUSE BABY! Jacks and nines! Meca frowns and Green can feel the anticipation rising.... He knows the OWF is soon to be his once again! Meca Blight - All I ..has, is this. Meca lays down a straigh flush to the 9 of hearts. Meca Blight - I win. Meca says with a sarcastic smile while racking the money and the IOU towards him as the following logo appears:
Burst - YAWN is it over yet? Falcoon - You missed some boobs. Burst - Really? Falcoon - No. Just a commercial. The camera cuts to Green and Angel walking down the hall together, laughing and joking. Angel hoists both his world title, higher on his shoulder. Green stops laughing as Kaige steps out infront of him, a smile across his face. Kaige - End of the line Green. Green - You must be on drugs Kaige. Chris “By God” Green and the world heavyweight champion vs. you? You can’t take either of us on your best day, never mind both of us alone. Both Angel and Green turn to see Spaz brining up the rear. Angel grins Angel - Alright Spazzo…lets give these people a bit of a preview shall we? Spaz - That was the point… Wasting no time, Angel charges Spaz and Green does the same. Angel takes Spaz down to the ground hard, throwing fists and elbows hard into his face. Green takes a hard knee to the gut and a few elbows to the head before dropping Kaige down by his legs and starts feeding him left and rights. Suddenly EG rushes out and drills Angel with a hard kick to the forehead. Angel slowly brings himself to his feet and EG sidesteps forward smashing him with “Taste of Greatness”. Angel crumples to the ground. Green stands up and looks around. Him vs. three Scarred members. He looks for a way out, as he backs up. He runs backwards and around a corner, out of sight. Burst - What a pussy! Green quickly runs to the Imperium locker room. He opens the door to find Plague and Trent Steel knocked out cold and bloodied pretty badly. Green - SCARR- He looks to the mirror, where a note is posted. In black ink, it reads: "Green and Angel... - JDUBZ" Green rips the note off the mirror and exits the locker room, looking for help as we cut to commercial.
The sun is bright as we come down across a hot desert atmosphere. A sign above a series of boothes reads "WELCOME TO MEXICO!" Fences surround the area and guards stand fully armed at the border. On the other side of the fence Jesse Williams is standing with his arms folded across his chest as he stares at the fence. Jesse Williams - I can climb that! He smirks and takes a step closer. Guard - Senor! Dé un paso lejos de la cerca. A caption below the guard appears "Step Away From The Fence". Jesse Williams - I'm not a Mexican!! Another guard approaches Jesse from behind. Jesse quickly darts for the fence braveheart style! Jesse Williams - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's tackled to the ground quick by three men, he's cuffed and pulled to his feet. With dirt in his face, he spits and screams.. Jesse Williams - I'm NOT MEXICAN! Williams is being carted away by the guards and the following appears:
The scene cuts back to Falcoon and Burst. Falcoon watches a small portable TV while Burst has his head laid down on the table and is snoring softly. Falcoon glances up and looks back down at his cue cards. Falcoon - Hey there…Nick Wake up. He hits him a few times across the head…but Nick only rolls his head away and continues sleeping. Nick - Just five more minutes mommy. Falcoon - Uh huh. He looks back at the camera and smiles. Missy Janson - Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the Pre-Show Main Event. It is a triple threat match and it is for the Compound Championship!! Fans rise to their feet and start to applaud Missy Janson - First coming down to the ring and challenger....Hector Raaage!!! From the back, Hector Rage charges down to the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and tests out the ropes, awaiting his opponents. Missy Janson - Next, on his way to the ring, former Compound Champion.... Coke Kiiiiid! Coke Kid runs out from the back, giving a thumbs up as the fans jump to their feet. You see him say "Yeah Dude!" as he skips towards the ring. He hops up onto the canvas, and slingshots himself over the top rope. He lands on his two feet and stands in his corner, still with a big smile on his face. Missy Janson - The next opponent on his way to the ring.... the reigning OWF Compound Champion, Savage Youth!! Without warning, Savage Youth runs out onto the entrance ramp. You can hear a chant of "Yo!" start up in the arena, egged on by Youth. He jogs down to the ring, slapping fives with a few of the fans before sliding into the ring and handing the Compound Title to the referee. (Ding...Ding..Ding) This wakes Burst up in a hurry. Burst - What did I miss? What’d I miss? Falcoon - The compound title match is just starting. Burst - I didn’t sleep through that? Damnit… The three men stand in the ring eyeing eachother to see who will be the first to strike. Savage Youth and Coke Kid both nod their heads and sprint across the ring and start their attack on Hector Rage. Savage Youth delivers kicks to the mid section as Coke Kid has to jump up to land face shots on Hector. The beat the bif man into the corner and eventually get him knocked on his ass as he leans against the turnbuckles. Savage and Coke Kid go to the opposite end of the ring. Savage grabs Coke Kid and whips him in to Hectors corner and hits him with a knee to the face. Savage comes in right behind him and gives Hector the bronco buster. Coke Kid laughs as he tells Savge to move out of the way because he wants to do it to. Coke Kid rushes in to do the bronco buster but Hector sticks his foot up as Coke Kid is in mid air and hits him in the balls. Coke Kid rolls around the mat as Savage Youth goes in for the attack. Hector catches him by the throat and walks back to the middle of the ring with him. He lifts him up high and choke slams him to the mat. Coke Kid sneaks back up behind Hector and drops to his knees and delivers a low blow from behind, dropping the big man to his knees. "Yeah Dude" chants start in the crowd as Cokd Kid laughs at Hector while he tries to cough up his balls. Coke Kid bounces off the ropes and nails Hector in the face with a lightning quick drop kick. Savage gets back to a vertical position and climbs the top rope. He leaps out landing a leg drop across Hectors throat. Both of the men get on each side of Hector Rage and stomp him in the chest. Hector finally has enough of it and sweeps their legs out from under them with his massive arms. Falcoon - What a match we’re seeing here eh Nick? Nick - EH? What are you Canadian? Hector, Savage You, and Coke Kid all get to their feet at the same time. Savage and Coke Kid are relentless on their attack as they still kick and thtow punches at Hector. Coke Kid comes off the ropes again and hits a clothesline in the chest of Hector that sends him back a couple of steps. Coke Kid signals to Savage Youth. He comes off the ropes and Coke Kid throws him up in the air, and Savage Youth hits Hector with a cross body block that sends him reeling in to the ropes causing his arms to get tied in them. Savage Youth pulls the ref away from Hector and distracts him. Coke Kid goes to the outside of the ring and grabs the timekeepers bell. He gets back in to the ring and smashes Hector Rage across the top of the head with it, and throws it outside the ring. Savage Youth pushes the ref away as him and Coke Kid now stare eachother down. Falcoon - Savage Youth and Coke kid have made quick work of the giant Hector Rage… Burst - Meh…the guy’s ugly… Falcoon - I wouldn’t talk Scar Face. Burst - I’m going to act like I didn’t hear that. Hector Rage in unconcious tied up in the ropes as Coke Kid and Savage Youth tie up in the middle of the ring. Savage delivers a knee to the gut and pushes Coke Kid back in to a corner. He holds Coke Kid in the corner and chops him across the chest three times. Coke Kid grabs Savage Youth by the neck and tosses him in the corner and chops him in the chest three times as well. Coke Kid picks up Savage Youth and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Coke Kid climbs up, tucks Savage Youths head between his arm and hits a ddt from the top rope. He covers..1..2...kickout by Savage Youth. Coke Kid pulls Savage Youth back to his feet and attemps a suplex, but in mid air Savage Youth twisted his body and lands on his feet behind Coke Kid with his arms wrapped around him. German Suplex on Coke Kid! Savage Youth goes for the cover and Coke Kid kicks out at the count of two almost three. Youth stands and waits for Coke Kid to get to his feet. Savage comes off the far ropes and tries for a clothesline. Coke Kid ducks, Savage turns around and gets a super kick to the face. Coke Kid goes to the outside on the apron. He flips himself back in landing on top of Savage Youth. Coke Kid covers..1...2.. Savage Youth kicks out. Coke Kid gets to his feet and looks at the ref in disbelief. Suddenly Savage Youth rolls him up from behind..1..2 kickout. Quickly Savage Youth gets to his feet, runs and bounces himself off the middle rope into a moonsault. Soon as Coke Kid turns around Savage Youth lands on him in a pinning situtaion. 1...2...3!! Missy Janson - Here is your winner....and still OWF Compound Champion, Saaaavage Youth!! Falcoon - What a fight that was. Burst - It was like watching Spaz fight…himself in a match. That was horrible. Why’d you wake me up? Falcoon - To do your job…its not as if we’re getting paid good money here. Burst - We aren’t. Falcoon and Burst both stare at each other. Then cuts to commercial.
Inside a bathroom stall with his pants around his ankles and a look of peace across his face, Angel sits on a toliet with his OWF title draped across his lap. He's concentrating hard on what he's doing! His face turns a light shade of red and you hear him grunt. Angel - UGGGGGGGGGGGH. UUUUUUUEEEEEWWW... AHHHHHHHH. In the background you hear the soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth. Angel's eyes dart open! Angel - Ahhhhh crap! He grabs the lid of the toilet and pushes with all his might! Angel - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEUUWWWWW. His teeth grind as he is struck between his career and a comfort zone. Missy Janson's voice echos off the walls of the bathroom. Missy Janson - Coming to the ring at this time... From Smithtown New York!!... HE IS .. THEEEE OWF WORLD CHAMPION!!.... Angel - Oh no oh no oh no! ARRRGGHHHH Missy Janson - ANNNGEEELLL!!! He almost comes to tears as he struggles to 'pinch it off'. We fade away from the stall slowly still hearing his struggle on the inside, and the following logo appears:
The scene cuts to Plague walking slowly down the hallway, still in his white wife beater and black jeans. His forehead is bandaged, with blood seeping through a bit- yet he seems unphased. Casually smoking on a cigarette. Caine comes from the other direction and the two bump into each other once again, causing Plague to drop his cigarette. The two stare each other down, as Plague lights yet another cigarette. Caine - Watch yourself Plague. Plague - I don’t need to watch myself. So if this happens again, you had better turn around and walk the other way. Next time I run into you…I’ll damage you in ways that will make you useless to a woman. Caine - Empty threat. I’m here, you’re here…why not have a go right now? Plague - Other things to do. He tries to walk away, but Caine spins him and goes for a punch…but Plague blocks it and knees him hard in to groin and uppercuts him hard in the forehead sending him down hard to the ground..blood slowly leaking out of his forehead. Plague - An eye for an eye. Caine shakes his head and starts to sit up, but Plague takes the lit cigarette out of his mouth and holds it up with a smile and grabs Caine by the hair and mashes the lit cigarette onto his face. Caine screams and tries to push him off, the cigarette goes out and Plague pushes his head back so hard it bounces off the cement. The scene cuts back to Burst and Falcoon. Both are playing a game of cards. Burst - Got any fours? Falcoon - Go fish. Burst - CHEATER! He rips the cards out of Falcoon’s hands and looks down…no fours…he smiles and looks over at the camera. Burst - Oh thank god we’re on. Falcoon shoves the cards off the desk and smiles. Burst - Well it looks like we’re outta time…see ya at the PPV! Falcoon - What are you talking about…we still have ten minu…ouch…yes out of time. We’ll see you there!
Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for... We cut away from Missy's ring intro to behind the curtain of the entrance ramp. Dixie Wrecked - Good Luck... Dixie Wrecked and Jackie Kissens walk past Plague who is jogging in place, waiting for his que. Dixie Wrecked - I'll be.... She walks up behind Plague and places her hands on his shoulders, then runs them across his chest down his abs. Dixie Wrecked - Cheering for you! She whispers into his ear, letting her tongue lube around his ear lobe then releasing him with a knibble. She walks away smiling and waving. PA System - Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah "Down With The Sickness" hits and Plague looks down with a cocky smile.... Plague - Utttt ohhh. He looks around in a panic while leaning over with his hands over his crotch. Missy Janson - Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Plague! His cockiness is replaced with worry as he dances around in front of the curtain, still bent over hiding his "problem". Stage Hand - You're on! GOO! Plague - No no no no! I can't! You don... He's cut off as he feels the force of the stage hand pushing him through the curtains. The cameras fade to the Determined logo, then black.
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