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Medics arrive on scene to attend to the OWF Champion Plague. Prez DK rushes around the corner to see Plague being lifted onto a stretcher. Prez DK - What happened? He says while grabbing a paramedics arm. Prez DK - Someone wanna tell me what the fuck happened... Prez DK looks up and spots Duality out of the corner of his eye just as he starts to walk off. Prez DK - YOU! DK pushes past the medic's and grabs Duality's coat by the tail of it. Duality turns ready to strike. Prez DK - What the FUCK did you do? Duality shakes his head as he stares at the ground. Prez DK - Answer me damn it! What the FUCK did you do to him? Duality - I DIDN'T FUCKING TOUCH HIM! Duality says before pushing DK backwards with force sending him crashing to the ground. DK's eyes are big as he scoots backwards to the wall. Duality grits his teeth and clintches his fist before simply turning and walking away. The camera's head to the heart of the arena.
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I'm wasted again "Wasted Again" by Turbonegro plays as the camera's shine upon The Shaw Center on pay per view! Wilks - The champion is being attended to in the back. Kissens - This is bad news for Prez DK. If Plague can't compete toni... Suddenly a crackling comes over your speakers and Gordie Falcoon chimes in. Falcoon - HEY! Hey you two... Up in the shit booth!! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Burst -HAHAHAH! How's the view up in the upper deck guys? Ahhh... Falcoon - Man you guys fuckin BLOW at commentary! Burst - Jackie blows at everything! Kissens - Fuck off! You hear their headsets fall and the camera comes down to the commentary table. Gordie Falcoon and Nick Burst sit behind their table ready for action. Falcoon - AHOOOOOO! Burst - No Jackie left already.. Falcoon - Wha..... Oh.. OH! I get it.. A ho! oh man your good! Burst - It comes with experience kid. Falcoon - Welcome ladies and gentlemen and thank you for spending your hard earned $24.95 for this pay per view event. Burst - Hope you have plenty of hard liqiour because it's gonna take AT LEAST a fifth of something strong to get through this one! Falcoon - Earlier tonight we had a "Save Your Job" battle royal.. The winner keeping his OWF contract and the losers... Well the losers where personally fired by OWF's newest staff member Commissioner Ben. Take a look..
The ring is full of people, Ozric, Mucho Grasa, Ali Khadafi, Jimmy Lightning, and Shane Pickett. OWF's newest staff member is in the ring with them and has a mic. Commish Ben - You've ALL been given your chances.. All given your oppertunity to shine. And you couldn't do it. Disappointing really... Ali, you where given the ENTIRE spotlight when you hung Glacier. Mucho... You hurt yourself after your first match, LOSE SOME WEIGHT! Ozric... You couldn't win a match if your opponent layed down for you! He turns and points to Shane and Jimmy. Commish Ben - And you two... Minor leaguers? You don't desurve to be a member of the ring crew! Get outta my ring. your all fired!
Falcoon - Hey is that... Burst - It's that jobber again! Falcoon - James Cain is being accompanied by someone down to the front row! Burst - I thought DK took care of that piece a shit! Falcoon - Obviously not because here he is. Live and in person! Burst - What are you waiting for? Go talk to him... Nick pushes Gordie out of his seat and onto the floor. Gordie stands up, fixs his tie and steps over towards James Cain. James raises his fist and pretends like he's gonna hit Gordie. Gordie jumps back and puts his fist up and James and his partner laugh. Seeing his oppertunity Falcoon steps forward again with the mic. Falcoon - James Cain. Didn't we all just see you get your ass kicked? Cain - That wasn't me. I'd never try to join this shit hole! Falcoon - Oh yeah.. Because your SUCH a huge star in... What was that place again? Burst - I think it started with a T.... Falcoon - Ahh whatever. Cain - You better shut your fuckin mouth! Falcoon - Pff.. .Eat shit. Falcoon says before walking away rolling his eyes. Suddenly James leaps over the guard rail before security can catch him! He grabs Falcoon and throws him into the side of the ring. Suddenly Chris Green, Jesse Williams, and Kaige dart down the ramp! Burst - Well... Kick his fuckin ass Falcoon! Green catches him off guard and plants him with a flying lariat to the face! James hits the ground, his friend tries to jump the guard rail but Kaige cracks him in the head with a kendo stick! His friend falls backwards and topples ontop of the fans in the second row. Burst - This is gonna get badddddd! Falcoon takes his place back at the commentary table. He's a bit shook up as he speaks. Burst - Why didn't you kick his ass!? Falcoon - I.. Well.. I. I wahabala... Burst - You sound like UNCLE BO! Uncle Bo - Your a puzzie! Falcoon - Fuck.. He jumped me from behind man! Jesse Williams has mounted him, punching him over and over again as blood sprays from his forehead to Jesse's fist onto the fans in the front row. Kaige - DRAG HIS ASS TO THE BACK! Security comes down the ramp to break it up. But Prez DK steps out on the stage. Prez DK - HEY! You six! You let them do what they need to do! Falcoon - Is Cold Grass doing DK's dirty work? Burst - You better fuckin thank those guys. Falcoon - I do owe em one. Maybe I was wrong about Cold Grass. Dk walks to the back after ordering his security off. Kaige and Chris Green drag James up the ramp by his feet and into the back. The camera's follow them as they make their way through a hallway.. Jesse has Kaige's kendo stick in his grip, he swings in while they drag him, repeativly hitting James in the head with the stick! Falcoon - Normally I would say no human being desurves this... But he does! Burst - Well.. Theirs certain things you just don't do. And stepping into the dog house and pissing on our curve is one of them! They reach the back door when suddenly they are approached by Angel. Kaige and Green drop him and they are about to brawl. Angel - Hang on a second.. I know we have mutual hatred for each other, but THIS is our common hatred. He says while pointing down at James. He waves in Spaz who brings in a bucket of liquid... Jesse Williams - Ewww.. What the fuck is that? Chris Green - Smells like shit.. Angel - Acctually... It's PISS. We where gonna use it on you guys tonight.. But this is WAYYY better! They grabs him and and pull him out the door leading into the street. Kaige lifts him over his head and tosses him into the open top dumpster! Falcoon - Shoulda threw that piece of shit in the toilet! Angel leans over and dumps the entire bucket of piss right on James's face! Burst - Ahh that's fuckin nasty! They all share the laugh when suddenly Jackie Kissens chimes in. Kissens - DIRTY MOUTH? Clean it up with Orbitz! Falcoon - OHHH And ending with a shameless plug... It doesn't get any better than that! Lets hit the ring. Missy Janson - Ladies and gentelmen this match is scheduled for one fall and is a 2 on 1 handicapped tag match. Already in the ring is the team of Ultra Violent!! Falcoon - We all saw what happened on the last Addiction. These two men literally broke down Amanda Davis. Burst - My predcition is that the same will happen here tonight. 2 on 1!!?!! PA System - Kinda always knew I'd end up your ex-girlfriend Missy Janson - Their opponent from Calgary, Alberta, Canada.....Amanda Davis!! Pouting ska-pop hooks embed in the audience's ears, and the crowd begins to sway as the Grapple Princess herself, heir to Canada's greatest wrestling legacy, Amanda Davis steps through the curtains. She sways seductively side to side, despite her tomboyish jeans and T-shirt attire, as she makes her way down the ramp, slapping hands and enduring the very occasional heckling from a Piter Svoboda fan. In the ring, she makes her way to her corner and stretches out. ( Ding...Ding...Ding ) Amanda Davis come charging out of her corner towards Ultra Violent 1 and gets kicked right into the face sending to to the ground. Blood starts to creep from the corner of Amanda's mouth. She wipes it off with her hands, looks at it and then licks her lips. She gets back to her feet and rushes him againt and he catches her with a spinebuster. Ultra Violent 2 calls for the tag and gets tagged in. He takes Amanda Davis and lifts her high obove her head. He walks out from under her and she drops belly first to the mat. He lifts her up and send her into the corner with an irish whip. He darts across the ring and nails her with a splash. She stumbles out of the corner and falls over. The big man comes off the ropes and hits her with yet another splash as she coughs up blood on to the ring mat. Ultra Violent 2 walks back to his corner and tags his partner in. Ultra Violent 1 comes in and puts Amanda on his shoulder. Running power slam!! He covers Davis 1...2 he lifts her shoulder off the mat. Falcoon - Oh c'mon! What the hell was that? She was finshed. Burst - Nothing like a little insult to injury! Ultra Violent 1 takes Amanda and throws her between the second and third ropes shoulder first into the ring post. She backs out of the corner holding her shoulder. He scoops her up, Shoulder breaker!! Ultra Violent 2 gets the attention and distracts the ref and Ultra Violent 1 goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He comes back into the ring and waits for Amanda Davis to get to her feet. She does and he just throws the chair in her face busting her forehead open. He kicks the chair out of the ring and walks over and tags back in Ultra Violent 2. He immediately lands a leg drop on Amanda Davis leaving a stain of blood on his attire. He lifts her back to his feet and sends her to the turnbuckle. He flys across the ring with a clothesline in the corner but Davis moves out of the way. He calmly turns around and Davis throws punches to the big mans chest. It doesnt phase him at all. He puts his hand over her face and pushes her to the mat. She gets back up only for Ultra Violent 2 to grab her around the throat and delivers a hard choke slam. He leans down and grabs her by the hair dragging her to his corner. He lifts her up and Ultra Violent 1 holds her from behind while Ultra Violent 2 fires about 12 puches to the gut. Ultra Violent 2 tags back in #1. Ultra Violent 2 whips Davis all the way across the ring into the opposite corner. He then whips Ultra Violent 1 in the same direction hitting her with a clothesline. Right behind him comes Ultra Violent #2 with a stinger splash. They whip her again across the ring and follow up with another clothesline and splash. Ultra Violent 2 exits the ring as Ultra Violent 1 delivers a bainbuster on Amanda Davis. Ultra Violent walks over and tags Ultra Violent 2. Ultra Violent 2 climbs to the top rope as Ultra Violent 1 sets Amanda Davis on his shoulders and hold her there. Ultra Violent 2 flys off the top rope clothelining Amanda Davis off of his shoulders! Falcoon - Oh my god that just decapitated her! Ultra Violent 2 then delivers a Power bomb to Amanda Davis and covers her. 1....2....3!! Missy Janson - Here are your winners, the team of Ultra Violent!! Trainers and EMT come down to the ring with a strectcher to attend to Amanda Davis as the blood continuously runs out of her mouth and from the cut on her forehead. They brace her neck and carefully position her on the strectcher and wheel her backstage Burst - This may have been the last time that we see Amanda Davis around here again. Falcoon - Lets hope not. She is a great competitor and it is an honor to have her here. Where the fuck is Piter Svoboda? Burst - Hiding in a corner.. He's way smarter then her! Falcoon - What a coward. How the hell can he let her get beaten that horribly and not step in. Burst - What good would he have done? He would have gotten into the ring then got his ass kicked. Falcoon - It doesn't matter Nick. It's just wrong. Burst - Don't tell me.. Tell them.. big man! Falcoon - Fuck that. Next up we have the PDA title match. If Spaz retains the title, he's already said that he's gonna vacate it after the match. Burst - He's gonna have to after Duality breaks his face! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a Gauntlet match! It will be held behind the arena on "Burbon street" right here on the LSU campus! Introducing first... Leading off the gauntlet.. He is the OWF Public Display of Aggression Champion.. Spaz! The camera's cut outside as the fan's focus on the OWFtron. We are in Burbon Street as we do not see any competitors. Infact, there are no people on the street at this spot, it almost seems cleared out Falcoon - What did we miss? The camera pans to the right and we see a bunch of broken tables, broken chairs, bent street signs...and a trail of blood, which lead to a sound down an alley. The camera man turns on the light on his camera and we see Spaz, the champion, standing over MVP who has his back up against the brick wall trying to block the kicks from Spaz. It is evident MVP is the man who is bleeding as you can even see a puddle of his blood on the ground Burst - I guess we missed a lot. Spaz looks around for a weapon, all he can find is a garbage can, which he lifts above his head and throws down onto MVP as hard as he can. He covers MVP...1...2...kickout! Spaz looks pissed and he slams the garbage can on top of MVP, keeping it there as Spaz climbs up the dumpster adjacent to them. He looks down and he leaps off the four foot high plateau and nails Spazism, the corkscrew swanton bomb. He hit himself on the ground worse than the garbage can, so he quickly covers MVP while pushing the crushed garbage can away...1...2...3!! Falcoon - Well, MVP is eliminated! Burst - Damn, there goes my bet! Falcoon - You bet on MVP? There is silence as we see Ozric come down the alley, nice and fresh as Spaz tries to pull himself together. Burst - It's something called sarcasm! Falcoon - AHOOO! Burst - Stop that! Falcoon - Ozric is next. Now, it was made official today that Ozric along with Ali Khadafi were fired. This is their last match for their final paychecks. Burst - Good riddance. Spaz sees Ozric run at him and he just side steps him as Ozric trips and falls to the concrete ground. Spaz grabs him by his hair and drags him towards the street. He picks him up and he irish whips Ozric right into a light post, which nearly decapitates Ozric. Spaz follows it up, by grabbing him by the back of his head and launching him through a plate glass bakery window through a huge white wedding cake. Ozric is bloodied from the glass and covered in cake as Spaz jumps through and covers him...1...2...3! Falcoon - Goodbye Ozric, forever! Burst - Nice knowing him, I guess. Falcoon - Here's Joann Summers! Burst - Ho-ann? Falcoon - AHOO! Burst - I swear to god, I'll kill you if you do it again during this match! Spaz immediately jumps off of Ozric who rolls away as he sees Joann try entering through the door. Spaz hides where she can't see him, so as she enters she has no idea what is going on. She looks and sees the bloody Ozric, as Spaz sneaks up on her and grabs her arm. He wraps it around her neck and nails The End as he SLAMS her head down to his knee. Burst - Well, that was fast. He covers her...1...2...3! Falcoon - That has to be a record, I believe. Spaz is just ripping through these contenders. Burst - Beat down like a bitch! Through the door, now walks Ali Khadafi Burst - Another FORMER employee of the OWF. Falcoon - Maybe he'll show some heart. He runs towards Spaz, but Spaz grabs him into a bear hug. Instead of crushing him, Spaz uses all his strength and he turns and belly-to-belly toss suplexes Ali through the other plate glass window, back out into the streets Burst - Shit, he's really determined here. Falcoon - I guess he was right when he said he had no competition! Ali lies bleeding, but tries pulling himself up on the light post. Just then, two drunk homeless guys stumble onto the scene, while Spaz makes his way out the door, both holding half empty bottles of jim beam. They start laughing at what they see Homeless Guy #1 - Look at these 'rasslers! HERE BUDDY, TAKE MY BOTTLE AND BLEED HIM GOOD! Homeless Guy #2 - Do it, Maaaaang! The first guy hands Spaz the bottle, Spaz looks at the homeless guy Spaz - Thanks! Spaz turns and throwns the bottle as hard as he can right at Ali's face and the bottle smashes at it opens a cut from his forehead down the bridge of his nose, to the top of his lip. He falls down, smacks his head on the curb as Spaz walks over and puts his foot on Ali's chest...1...2...3! Falcoon - Only one more left. Burst - This guy is one of the dominant members of Hells Fire and he's letting people know tonight! Spaz looks around to see the damage he has done as EMTs take care of all of his victims. He looks around for X, but he can't be scene Spaz - X, where the fuck are you? Burst - Is he a No-Show again? Falcoon - I guess..wait! Off in the distance, we see a figure approaching. It's X. He starts to charge at Spaz, but Spaz doesn't see him until the last second, where Spaz does a drop toe hold and makes X smack his face on concrete. Just at that time a man with a cart full of Mardi Gras beads rolls up. Spaz looks at the beads, and grabs a handful of them as the guy looks for money Spaz - Get out of here! The guy drives away. Spaz takes the beaded necklaces and wraps them around X's neck, choking him as he brings him up to his feet. He walks X with him and he throws him face first into a mailbox, which nearly rips it off the concrete where its bolted to. X is turning purple at this point and Spaz lets go. Burst - It's almost over... Just then, off in the same distance, we see another two figures come creeping up. Eventually they get into the light and we are made aware it is Jesse Williams and Chris Green. Jesse Williams is holding a wooden baseball bat in his right hand down at his side. Burst - Oh god damnit. This is bullshit. They are gonna steal this victory from Spaz! Falcoon - HAHA! It's called teamwork! Jesse and Chris look as Spaz squares off and looks to fight. Jesse and Chris stop, and laugh Spaz - What's so fucking funny? Williams - We have no beef with you, right now, Spaz. We only have, one problem. Spaz - What's that? Green - That's piece of shit you've been destroying up until now, the one called "X". Spaz - I don't get it. Falcoon - Neither do I. Williams - It's time to take out the trash. If you wanna stick around for a few minutes, we just have some business to take care of. Green walks over to the fallen X. He picks him up and starts dusting him off Green - X, X, X. What's up buddy. X - Green, thank god you're here. Let's take out the trash like you said! Williams - Oh we will. Green throws X into the arms of Williams, who catches him as he puts baseball bat underwho gets right into X's face Williams - GREEN! Please, take out the trash! Green - With pleasure! Williams throws X back towards Green. X's back is facing Green, so Green catches him, turns him around Green - Nothing personal...but...well...EVERYTHING PERSONAL YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!! Green kicks him in the stomach, doubling X over. Green grabs his head and NAILS his finisher the FALL FROM GRACE ON X right on the sidewalk. Spaz looks on, not knowing whether to attack Green or Williams, or even help Cold Grass against X. Falcoon - I..I..I don't get it! Burst - COLD GRASS IS FALLING APART! Green - You're a fucking piece of shit X. You don't deserve to be anywhere near, or touch anything that has to do with COLD GRASS. Williams walks over, holding the baseball bat as X lays a puddle of his own blood from the face plant he just took from Green. Williams - Green, pick him up. Green walks over and picks up X. He leans him up against the lightpost and walks away. X is aware enough to be able to stand, but that's about it. Williams walks over and pushes the end of the baseball back into X's chest Williams - Who do you think you are, buddy? Honestly. Do you think is just some boyscout group or something? NO. Cold Grass if for life mother fucker and if you don't make it your life, we will fucking end your life. Williams rears back and BOOM Burst - Oh..oh my- ..he smacked X right in the face, full speed. Not only did he break many things on his face; the back of X's head smacked against the pole knocking him even more unconscious. He slumps over a bit as Williams rears back once more, swinging wildly at his midsection as you hear his sternum, along with a few ribs snap immediately. X has no reaction as he sits there, unconscious and in need of medical attention. Spaz continues to look on, as Williams takes the baseball bat and swings once more to the ribs, breaking more bones. Jesse then grabs X off the pole and holds him up as he walks him towards Spaz Williams - Okay, Finish him Spaz. Spaz - WHAT? Green - You heard us...Hit "The End". Spaz - I can just pin him... Williams points the bat at Spaz Williams - Unless you wanna end up like him, hit your move! Spaz looks as Williams drops X to the ground Falcoon - Burst, You just don't get it. X was the weak link! Burst - You are right. Falcoon - I don't know if they should go this far, but... Burst - And is Spaz running with them now? Spaz picks up X and grabs his arm, he wraps it around his neck and brings X's head down onto his knee at full velocity completing his finisher, The End. X has no reaction, still out cold as Spaz covers him...1...2...3 Missy Janson - Here is your winner and STILL OWF Public Display of Aggression Champion.. Spaz! Williams and Green walk over and pick up the unconscious X. Jesse grabs him by the hands, and Green by the feet. The walk over to the dumpster, where Green drops X's feet. Williams picks up X over his shoulder as Green opens the dumpster and drops X into it. They turn and start to leave Williams - And Spaz.. Spaz - Yeah? Green - You ever want to join a real stable, join Cold Grass. Williams - Congrats on your victory. Both guys start laughing and head back inside.
Falcoon - Spaz remains the PDA champion.. But I can't help but wonder what the hell just happened. Burst - Recruiting Falcoon - And now what is he doin? Spaz looks down at the PDA title then spits on it. He walks over to the dumpster where X and James Cain both lay. He tosses the title into the dumpster on top of them then walks back towards the arena door. Falcoon - He just threw his title in the trash! Burst - Ewww the PDA title has pee on it! And even worse... It's got what's his face's germs! PA System - I push my fingers into my... eeeeyyyyyeeessssss.... The entire arena leaps to their feet! Falcoon - It's time.. It's the return!! PA System - It's the only thing, that slowly stops the aaaache... But it's made of all.. The things I have to tttaaakkkeee..... Falcoon - These fans are on their feet in this sold out arena! Suddenly the curtain is pushes to the side and out steps Duality! They get louder and the arena shakes! He looks out over the crowd then withdraws the baseball bat from his coat. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a BROKEN LIMB MATCH! The winner is the first person to break a bone in the opponents body. Introducing first... Falcoon - He's ready to break bones! Burst - I'm back.. What did I miss? Falcoon - You left? Burst - Yeah.. Went to get a beer. Falcoon - Fuck I didn't know you where gone! Missy Janson - From Detroit Michigan... Duality! He takes a step off the stage onto the ramp when from behind Spaz pushes him! Duality tumbles down all the way to the bottom of the ramp. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Duality suddenly leaps back up so quick he takes Spaz off guard! He delivers a hellacious clothesline to Spaz on the ramp. Duality gets back up quickly and pulls a tired Spaz to his feet. He tosses Spaz into the guard rail next to them head first! The fans give Spaz a pat on the back as he's picked back up and punched twice in the head. Spaz begins to fight back, laying a weak right hand into Duality's jaw. Duality smiles and grits his teeth as he head butts Spaz! Spaz falls back against the rail once more, Duality grabs him by the hair and pulls him around to the side of the ring, they go towards the back side then Duality drags Spaz all the way over to the second ring. Falcoon - They're heading to the ring of fire! Duality lifts Spaz to his knees then glares at the circular ring then signals up to someone on the top balcony.. The flames shoot up around the ring! The fans scream and before anyone can react in time Spaz pushes Duality backwards into the flames! He screams as his trench coat quickly begins to blaze. He throws it off and onto the ground.. Falcoon - DUALITY WAS ON FIRE! Spaz runs towards Duality, Duality dodges him and grabs him by the head.. He sends Spaz through the flames and under the bottom rope! Spaz cannot be seen through the flames from the ground level view that Duality has. Falcoon - He's trapped in the ring of fire! Out of no where Spaz dives over the top rope, he bursts through the fire and lands on Duality!! "Holy Shit" the fans chant as Spaz slowly gets back to his feet, patting his hair to make sure he's not on fire. Spaz reaches under the ring and pulls out a black baseball bat, much like the one Duality carries with him. Spaz - What do you want broke first? MAYBE... A FINGER! Spaz screams as he smashes Duality's hand with a hard strike from the baseball bat! Spaz - Maybe.. A FUCKIN RIB! He kicks Duality in the face and makes him roll over on his stomach. Spaz swings the bat with full force across Duality's rib cage! Spaz - Nothing yet? Wellll fuckkkkkk... Guess I'll keep tryin! He swings it again but Duality manages to roll out of the way... Spaz hits the hard ground with the bat and it sends shock waves up his arms. Duality holds his ribs as he's on his hands in knees, a few feet away from Spaz. Duality coughs and spits up a small pool of blood from the last hit to the ribs. Spaz takes a running start and kicks Duality so hard in the stomach that he falls the rest of the way to the ground and spits blood onto the shirt of a fan in the front row. Spaz turns around and lifts up the aprion of the ring of fire, he digs around until he finds what he wants... Falcoon - Spaz has a framers hammer! He turns his attention back to Duality, but is suprised to see that Duality is gone... He looks around then from inside the ring of fire an arm reaches through the flame and pulls Spaz by the hair! Duality's arm is in the flame for nearly 10 seconds before he realizes he can't pull Spaz in. The flames die down and Duality is in the ring holding his arm in horrible pain. He slides out on the side opposite of Spaz.. Spaz makes his way over to Duality, he swings the hammer but Duality dodges it and kicks Spaz in the stomach... Dichotomy!! Burst - He's gonna have to snap a bone! Duality just sit next to Spaz, still holding his own arm from the burn wounds.. Finally he grabs Spaz's arm and tries to snap it in half like a twig!! Spaz screams and pokes Duality in the eye with his thumb.. Duality continues to try to break Spaz's arm... Spaz reaches over and grabs the hammer... He smacks Duality in the face with the hammer! You can instantly see the head print across Duality's forehead. Falcoon - OH MY GOD! He may have just broken his skull! Burst - Holy shit! Spaz wiggles his arm free of Duality's grip then while still on the ground he slam's the hammer down onto Duality's ribs.. Over and over he does it. Falcoon - Someone stop this.. Spaz is going insane! He's gonna kill him! Duality begins to gush blood from his mouth. The referee calls for the bell and Spaz refuses to stop! Missy Janson - Due to the the contests health.. The Referee has called for this match... HERE IS YOUR WINNER... SPAZ! Falcoon - He's fuckin pukin blood! Make him stop! Burst - Fuck.. This is crazy. The referee grabs the hammer and pushes Spaz off. Spaz pushes the referee down and the security guards hop over the guard rail and pull Spaz off. Duality continues to choke on his own blood that seaps up from his insides through his throat. He begins to shake and convulse. Falcoon - Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.. I think he's dying Nick. Suddenly the camera's cut out. The OWF logo appears on the screen and lasts for nearly 5 minutes. Finally we come back to the arena where everything is silent. Falcoon - It is very rare that we cut a live feed like that folks, but due to the violent nature and reality of this.. Burst - Just.. Let's go ahead and move on. Falcoon - A man might have just died in front of us Nick... And we didn't stop it. Burst - Listen to your headset.. Move on. Falcoon - Well we still have not recieved a report of the OWF Champion Plague's condition.. And I'm not exactly sure what happened. Burst - He got the shit knocked outta him.. What else do you need to know? Falcoon - How about who and why? Burst - Doesn't matter at this point. The damage is done. Falcoon - Last we saw Plague he had a giant knot on his forehead and was gushing blood. Burst - That's what he gets for dippin in another man's woman! Falcoon - Plague is scheduled in our main event tonight and theirs gonna be a whole lot of pissed off fans if he doesn't compete. Burst - Trust me Gary.. Falcoon - Its Gordie! Burst - Not competing is not an option for him. Prez DK will wheel his lifeless body to the ring before he takes another lawsuit and deals with a million plus pissed off viewers. Falcoon - Do you think Spaz did it? Burst - Jealousy is a bitch. I know I'm not gonna burdon myself by asking questions. The cameras backstage catch Prissy walking into a womens dressing room. She is standing in the mirror taking out her earings and examining the knot on the side of her head where Alexis hit her earlier with a ladder. She turns the water on in the sink and washes her hands. She walks to the wall drying and starts to push the button where she almost falls on her ass after stepping on something that was on the floor. Prissy's face gets bright red as she sees what is on the floor that almost caused her to fall on the floor. The camera pans down to see a knocked over trash can with paper and a used syringe lying on the floor. Prissy - What the fuck... ????!!! Prissy grabs her bag she brought with her in the room and slams the swinging door open. It hits the wall with a BANG and makes her stablemate who is walking down the hall jump from the noise. Angel - Hey Now!! Angel stares at the door that came flying open in front of his face, and then looks at Prissy, who's face is slightly red. Angel - What the hells the matter with you? Prissy - That stupid bitch... Prissy points to her head where a knot is still noticeable from the ladder. Prissy - I think she is really going fucking crazy.. She sneak attacks me and now she almost makes me fall on that nasty floor so now her problems are now becoming my problems. Angel comically peers into the bathroom, surveying the area with his eyebrow raised. Angel - Well unless she sent her spirit down on you, how the hell she manage to almost make you fall... Prissy points Angel - A fucken syringe eh? Sneaky bastards... Prissy rolls her eyes and sees a man walking down the hall. Angel starts to talk but Prissy darts away and grabs the uniformed man by the arm. Angel is close behind trying to figure what she is about to do Angel - Before you go around assaulting random men you might wanna fill me in... Angel moves beside her and looks at the man, who is as confused as Angel is. Prissy - Officer please go look into the ladies room and track down that stupid bitch about leaving her belongings around where they are a hazard to others. Officer - Who is the other woman you need me to return her things? Prissy - Oh I wouldn't return Alexis Cages things to her unless you like contributing to herione addicts. You can do what you want though. Prissy walks off leaving the officer staring at her. The officer turns around to look at Angel...who is staring at Prissy as well, but then notices the officers attention on him. Angel - Hey don't look at me man...Hell's Fire don't fuck around when it comes to women. Angel walks past the Officer and the scene fades as the officer enters the bathroom and bends down, examining the needle. Officer - This is Unit 33 requesting assistance. Please contact the Drug Task Force and have them meet me in the Shaw Center. Falcoon - What is that bitch doing? Burst - Oh man.. Fuckin nark. Falcoon - Someone might wanna let Alexis know what's goin on. Burst - Man that's messed up. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a ladder match! It is for the WoW championship! Introducing first... From Phoenix, Arizona... Alexis Cage! Falcoon - Shit shit shit.. It's too late to warn her. Gordie Falcoon throws down his headset and darts up the ramp.. PA System - I did it all.. just for her.. I did it all just for her love's hard as death, just me and my.. Poision Girl! Burst - Run! A blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and "Poision Girl" by HIM drowns the crowd. Suddenly from behind the curtain comes Alexis Cage dressed in her normal ring attire. She holds her arms high in the air and the arena leaps to their feet, she feeds off the energy of the crowd and rushes down the ramp Falcoon stops her halfway down and whispers something to her. She ignores him and runs to the ring where she slides under the bottom rope and leaps onto the turnbuckle. Missy Janson - And her opponent... She is the WoW Champion! From Houston Texas.... Prissy! PA System - THE BITCH IS BACK!! The lights dim as "GOING UNDER" by Evanescence blares throughout the arena. Prissy walks out and holds the WoW title up in the air. She pauses slightly giving just enough time to breath in the crowds reactions as she walks to the ring. Prissy enters the rings and begins to take the title belt from around her waist to hand it to the referee when Alexis darts in and spears her to the mat. Alexis mounts Prissy and starts to punk her in the side of the head. The ref scoops the belt up off the mat and hooks it around the cable and has it raised back in the air. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Falcoon - Well the match is officially underway now that the title has been hoisted abover the ring. Alexis Cage drags Prissy over by the ropes and exits the ring. She reaches under the bottom rope and grabs Prissy by the hair and slams her face into the ring apron never letting go of the hair. She then yanks Prissy under the bottom rope and to the ground. She sits Prissy on the barricade and takes a few steps back and measures her up. She runs in and smashed her knee into the side of her face as her head bangs off the barricade. Cage backs up to do it again but this time Prissy moves out of the way and Alexis hits her knee on the barricade. Prissy is back to her feet and stomps away at the hurt knee. She takes Alexis by her hair and raises her to her feet. She runs across the arena floor holding her by the hair and throws her into the steel ring steps. Alexis lays on her back and is holding her face as Prissy stands over her. She leans down and begins to disrespectfully slap Alexis across the face as she yells at her. Prissy rolls Alexis back into the ring and hangs hear head over the bottom rope. She grabs the back of her neck and uses all of her weight to pull down and choke Alexis with the ring rope. Burst - Anything goes in this this match folks. No DQ rules. Falcoon - The only way to win is to climb the ladder and retrieve the title. Burst - These ladies came to fight tonight! Prissy enters the ring and positions Alexis in the middle of her back. Prissy comes off the ropes and does a cart wheel into an elbow drop across Alexis's chest. Prissy begins to pull Alexis to her feet but gets a thumb to the eyes which backs her into a corner. Alexis charges and hits a clothesline in the corner and Prissy falls to the mat in the corner. Alexis puts the boots to her abdomen area and then chokes her with her boot. She pulls Prissy back to the middle of the ring and body slams her and immediately follows up with a leg drop across the throat. Alexis goes to the outside of the ring and grabs the ladder in the aisle. She sets it under the bottom rope and Prissy comes with a baseball slide and knocks the ladder into Alexis's chest sending her to the floor. Prissy exits the ring to bring Alexis back in. She lays motionless on the mat as Prissy sets the ladder against the turnbuckle. She pulls Cage to her feet and whips her hard back first in to the ladder. Alexis falls to her knees holding her lower back when Prissy kicks her in the chest. The camera cuts backstage showing Kaige and Jesse Williams watching the match from a monitor, looking worried about Alexis Burst - Uh oh. Kaige and Williams are looking on backstage. Falccon - Hopefully they stay out of this so we can see a clean winner. Prissy pulls the ladder from the turnbuckle and lays in down on the mat. She rolls Alexis on top of it and climbs to the second rope. She attemps a elbow drop but Cage rolled off of the ladder and climbs to her feet. Cage quickly takes the ladder and lays it on top of the fallen Prissy. Alexis then begins to jump up and down on the ladder while Prissy lies beneath it. Alexis sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring and starts to climb to the top slowly because of her injured knee. Prissy rushes to her feet once she realizes what is going on and grabs the back of Alexis's tights and reveals the upper part of her buttocks as the crowd goes crazy. She begins to climb the ladder with her and hits her in the back with some forearms until Alexis falls off the ladder to the mat. Prissy jumps off the ladder and puts Alexis in a sharp shooter to injur the leg further. Alexis screams in pain and taps the mat. The ref explains to her that she can not give up. Alexis tries to fight out of it but Prissy has it locked in tight. Cage starts to push off the mat with her arms and caused Prissy to fall over releasing the sharp shooter. Alexis pulls herself to her feet by using the ropes but not for long until Prissy kicks her legs out from under her. Prissy knocks the standing ladder over and drags Alexis's over to it by her legs. She pulls the ladder apart and stick Alexis's injued leg in it and closes the lader. Just as Alexis did earlier, Prissy begins to jump up and down on the ladder that has Cage's leg in it. Prissy takes Alexis back to the corner, picks her up and sets her on the top rope. Burst - She's gonna suplex her across the ladder!! Prissy tries to flip Alexis off the top rope with a suplex but it is blocked. Alexis grabs Prissy by the hair and deliver forearms to the face. Prissy loosens her grip that she has on Alexis. Cage pushes Prissy off the turnbuckle and back first on to the ladder. Alexis gets an idead to frog splash Prissy as she lays across the ladder. She leaps off the rops and Prissy moves out of the way as Alexis smacks her head on the ladder. Prissy moving very slow see's the opportunity and sets the ladder up in the middle of the ring. She begins to climb the ladder and Alexis starts to get back to her feet. Prissy is almost at the top and starts to reach up for the belt as Alexis climbs the other side of the ladder. Prissy has not climbed high enough to rach the title and almost loses her balance trying to grab it. Alexis meets Prissy near the top of the ladder. They begin to trade punches. Prissy swings with a wild puch and Alexis ducks it. She hooks her by the neck!! Uncaged from the top of the ladder!! Burst - I cant believe it. Falcoon - Well you better because it just happened. Burst - Prissy is out cold on the mat! Alexis gets to her feet quickly. She climbs the ladder at a slow pace. It doesnt matter though, Prissy still lies motionless. Alexis is at the top oif the ladder! She reaches up and unhooks the title of the cable! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and NEEEEEEW WoW Champion, Alexis Cage!! Falcoon - She has done it! For the 3rd time, Alexis Cage can say that she is the WoW Womens Champion! A win for Cold Grass! Burst - Not to mention she won it, and wasnt awarded it! We cut again backstage to Plague wandering disorientedly down the hallway with an Ice pack held to his head. He eventually finds the HF locker room door and kicks it open. Startling Angel and Prissy who are sitting inside. Plague - So someone wanna tell me why Cold GRass are having they're locker room searced by the Drug Dogs? Prissy - Rob...what happened to your face? Angel - There are a lot of things wrong with Plague's face Plague flips Angel the bird without looking at him… Plague - Oh...nothing...had a bit of a run in with Duality is all Angel - There are a lot of things wrong with Plague's face Prissy kind of looks a little confused and taken off guard with the mention of Duality being here. She looks at the other members of her stable that are staing at her to say something. Prissy - Cold Grass's locker room is really being searched Angel - I wonder why...it's like a fucken columbian drug sanctuary in there Prissy - you can smell the shit all the way down the hall.. I'm so glad we are on the other side of the collesium. Prissy fidgets with her fingers and looks down. She slides onto the arm of the sofa as she tries to casually bring up a the question. Prissy - So... wha what happened? I mean with Duality. Plague - Well, we talked. He threatened me about you...said he could smell you or something. Angel - Fucken freak Plague shrugs shoulders Plague - you know the usual crap that I get from schizophrenic EX-Boyfriends Angel - You coulda just went all special ops on his ass. That usually solves the problem Prissy shoots Plague a sharp look and is just about to say something when a loud commotion is heard and dogs barking. They all three get up to see what is going down. One by one they reach the door and step into the hallway, watching as a group of officers lead three hounds down the corridor. Plague - Check your assholes at the door...because your about to get a full twelve inches of dry penetration Angel - This is OWF baby... They see Cold Grass standing outside the door and they are in a heated argument with the law, which set the dogs off barking. Alexis off course is doing her dramatic thing, causing a scene while staggering around like a drunken Ethiopian. Prez DK arrives on the scene. Prez DK - Hey.. What the fuck is this? Officer - Sir please stand ba... Prez DK - Fuck you. I wanna see a search warrant! Officer - I don't need a warrant. This is a public arena sir. Prez DK - Not when I'm renting this mother fucker it's not! Officer - Sir you need to.. The officer grabs Prez DK by the arm. DK jerks away and gets wide eyed. Prez DK - YOU.. Don't fuckin touch me! And your four... Prez DK turns around and points at Cold Grass. Prez DK - I'll deal with you later. Alexis sobs again as she drops to the floor with her back against the wall. Prez DK - This arena and all these dressing rooms are public access... Anyone could stuff anything in these rooms. Prez DK spots a member of the task force touching a black bag that sits on the locker. Prez DK - If you fuckin touch ANY of their personal property without a warrant I'm gonna sue the shit outta you! The officer pulls back. Officer - Lets see if we can get a warrant issued for this room. Prez DK - Good fuckin luck. No probable cause. You four go ahead and get outta here. He points over to the Cold Grass members. Officer - They aren't goin anywhere. Prez DK - The fuck they aren't! Officer - Shut that camera off!
Burst - So what's next? Falcoon - I'll sing it to you... I felll in to a BURNING ring of fire! Burst - Don't sing.. Ever... Ever again. That was fuckin terrible! The cameras cut back stage to show Draco sitting alone is his lockerroom smoking a cigeratte in his chair. Theirs a knock on the door, without standing up he reaches over and twists it open. Aphrodisia Jordan pushes it open slightly and peers in. Her face is blank as she looks at him. Aphrodisia - Good Luck. She mumbles without emotion. Though really she doesn't wish that at all. Draco - Yup. He answers without looking at her. She closes the door and seconds later you hear a loud SMACK. You see instant concern come across his face. He waits.. Then leaps up from the chair and swings the door open. Aphrodisia - Gotcha... She says while walking away with a smirk. He slams the door and the camera's cut to ringside. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a ring of fire match!! Introducing first... From Chicago, IL... Shyne! The arena goes dark as over the PA comes a distorted voice that says "Chi-Town's Finest" and it echoes as it fades out. The same voice then says "I Still Run This Shit". Shyne's voice is heard now as his voice yells over the PA "ITS MY TIME...MY TIME TO SHYNE!" At that moment, "You Dont Know" by 50 Cent, Eminem, Lloyd Banks, and Cashis hits the PA and a light shines down in the middle of the stage as Shyne appears there and the crowd goes nuts as they spot him. He crosses his arms and leans back a bit as Blue and White pyro blast on both sides of him and all the way down the ramp and around the ring. Shyne walks down the ramp with a swagger and the crowd is going insane for him. Shyne hops up on the apron and climbs inside the ring, he hops on the turnbuckle and crosses his arms and gives a gangsta lean. He hops off and repeats this on the other three turnbuckles before hopping off and waiting in the ring. Falcoon - Shyne was a victim of a brutal attack at the hands of Kaige earlier durning the pre-show Burst - Looks fine now. Falcoon - Kaige worked him over good. Missy Janson - And his opponent... From Las Vegas, Nevada... Representing Cold Grass... Jesse Williams! PA System - Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer! Just then, pyro shoots out from the stage and "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean blares over the PA System. From the back, we see Jesse Williams walk out focused on the match ahead of him. He keeps his head straight as he jogs to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to enter. He walks around the ring once then waves down Kaige who appears on the stage and walks down to ringside. Falcoon - Well he said he'd be here to watch Shyne burn! Burst - Get his ass outta here.. Let the Mexican get what he's got coming! The bell rings as the fire surrounding the ring shoots up. Immediately as the fire licks the ropes, the rubber solution that is melted on the ropes to keep them sturdy starts to melt away, at a rate where it won't effect the match unless it's a marathon. Shyne and Williams test out their distances from the fire, making sure they know their limits, before both men charge at each other. As they collide, fire shoots out from the turnbuckles, and both men go falling down to the mat in a heap. They both almost instantly jump back up to their feet, but as they do, Williams immediately takes the upper hand as he lays into the jaw line of Shyne with rights and lefts. Shyne's head twists to the side with each and every punch that finds it's mark, eventually Shyne collapses to the mat as Williams stands over him. Williams runs to the ropes as Shyne pushes himself up to his feet from one knee. Jesse realizes half way that if he bounces off, he will get lit on fire. He tries to stop, but he bounces off and the tips of his long hair synge instantly as the flames lick up to the sky. Falcoon - AHOO! Williams almost got toasted there. Burst - Is that some lame marijuana joke? Falcoon - Noooooo! Burst - I hate you buddy, I really do. His hair doesn't light on fire, just burnt a bit, he just continues to run in the direction of Shyne. Shyne grabs Williams though, and nails him with a huge sidewalk slam smacking Jesse's head off the mat. Shyne wastes no time as he drags Jesse back to his feet by his hair. He lifts up Jesse, and plants him with a scoop slam in the middle of the ring, followed by a drop down elbow to the sternum. Jesse coughs and tries to regain his breath, as Shyne looks at the flames around the ring. Both men are sweating heavily from the extreme heat inside the ring. Falcoon - It must be upwards of 120 Degrees in that ring. Both men are going to be cooked. Burst - Ugh, Fried Mexican- i'll be shitting the color green for the next week. Falcoon - Lovely. Shyne steps himself back to his feet as he lays in wait for Jesse to stand up. Jesse does so and catches Shyne out of the corner of his eye heading for him with his arm straight out, preparing to clothesline Jesse at his neck area. Williams ducks though, grabbing Shyne by the waist and lifting him up into the air. Jesse stumbles backwards, and then falls back- Shyne falls, FACE FIRST INTO THE FIRE as he catches his neck on the top rope. Falcoon - He choked him AND burnt him at the same time! HE CHARRED SHYNE'S FACE! Burst - Nah man. He was black before this match! Falcoon - Then what is with that scarring? Burst - I couldn't tell you even if I cared about his past. Shyne falls to the mat grasping his face. Williams finishes catching his breath and walks back to Shyne, who is screaming out loud at this point. Williams easily lifts him to his feet, where Jesse tries to irish whip him across the ring and into the corner where he would get even more severely burnt. But, instead, Shyne reverses and irish whips Jesse full speed at the corner Burst - One fried mexican...coming right up! Jesse, having full control of his body, realizes he has to do something to avoid his fire. As he rapidly approaches the turnbuckle he leaps in a single bound up to the top rope while facing the crowd, where flames shoot out igniting his right jean pant leg and his right boot. Waiting only a second longer, he jumps back off, twisting and completing a corkscrew backflip so that his flaming right leg lands right on the shoulder and head area of the unsuspecting Shyne; ultimately sending both men to the ground. The fire on Jesse's leg instantly went out when he hit Shyne with it, and Shyne instantly went out, out-cold though, with contact Falcoon - Jesse Williams showing why he is one of the best in the game. Burst - But he's ASW Champion. Falcoon - So? Burst - It's nothing to be proud of. Falcoon pauses, as both men in the ring start to stir Falcoon - Just like it's nothing to be proud of that you've been doing this for the past few years of your life and you haven't moved on to anything bigger and better yet!! Burst sits in shock Falcoon - Now back to the match!! Williams stands as he looks at his leg. His leg suffered a few small burns, but not nearly as bad as Shyne's on his head and neck! Shyne lays on the mat. Williams goes to lift him up, but Shyne rolls him into a small package...1...2...thr- NO! Kickout! Burst - That was close, your boy almost lost it right there. Williams stands up immediately out of the pin and kicks Shyne right in the face with his boot as hard as he can Burst - OH SHIT! The fans look on in shock as Shyne spits out blood, along with what seems to be a tooth. Williams grabs the groggy Shyne and lifts him up. He kicks him in the groin and grabs his head. He lifts him into the air and SMASHES his head down to the mat with an Impact DDT. Instead of covering though, he picks him up again- dragging the unconscious Shyne to his feet, where he kicks him in the groin again....then follows it up with another Impact DDT. The fans all boo at this time, as Jesse rolls Shyne over and just puts his elbow on top of him as he looks out to the crowd...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Your winner....Jesse Williams!!!!!
Falcoon - I told you, Nick. It's taking over. Burst - Dk will stop it. Falcoon - But what if he can't Nick? What if he can't stop this.. What if Cold Grass takes over? Burst - It's not gonna h... Falcoon - Oh it will.. And I'm learning my colors early! Burst - Your not serious... Falcoon - As serious as Seth Mcfarlane's hate for Entertainment Weekly. Burst - Come on man. Don't be stupid... Falcoon - Fuck off.. Fuckin wash up. Burst - Call me one more name and see what happens kid. The scene shifts backstage. Prez CJ is at it again as he approaches Seth Anderson who is watching a monitor in the back. Prez CJ - Seth! You got a second... Seth - I guess so. Prez CJ - I'm ah.. CJ. Don't think we've really been introduced. Seth - You need something man? Prez CJ - I wanted to acctually talk to you about your contract. You see.. I have hear a new contract for you, I think you'll like it. Seth - Your tryin to buy me off to keep me from joining a stable aren't you? He bobs his head, looking for a little white lie to tell before answering truthfully. Prez CJ - ahh... Yah. Pretty much. Seth - I'll think about it. Prez CJ finds an akeward moment as Seth goes back to the monitor in front of him, taking the contract from CJ. CJ finally looks around then walks off scratching his head and rethinking his approach. He even acts it out with silent hand gestures. Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a Hell in a Cell match for the Network Championship! Introducing first.. The challenger From Smithtown, New York... Angel! The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the ramp. Angel slowly walks out, observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He continues to the ring in this same manner, and only when he is in the middle of the ring for a few moments does the music stop, echoing throughout the arena. Missy Janson - And his opponent... He is the current OWF Network Champion!! From Dallas Texas... Kaige! Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System... I wanna get psycho Kaige walks out to a decent pop from the crowd as they start small mosh pits along the arena floor. Need to get psycho On the way to the ring Kaige hops the barriers and joins a small crowd in a mosh pit and starts to push fans around. He exits the mosh pit, jumps back over the barriers and enters the ring jumping up on the turnbuckle signaling to the crowd to get louder. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The bell rings as both men circle each other. They look at each other with intense hatred for each other, as on the outside Plague and Prissy look on Falcoon - Cold Grass versus Hell's Fire! Burst - This should be a good one. But where's Cold Grass to back up your boy Kaige? Falcoon - They have it under control. Burst - Sure. Kaige and Angel walk to the center of the ring as the fans all get excited for the two to duke it out. They can be seen talking to each other, when all of a sudden, Angel steps back and swings with a right connecting to Kaige. It sends him back a bit as he stumbles and catches himself of the top rope. He checks his lip for blood, but there is none. Angel looks at him, and eggs him on Burst - Angel wants to savor this match here against Kaige, along with win the Network Title. Kaige stands up and he charges at Angel and takes him down with a spear and he mounts Angel, throwing fists, elbows, headbutts- anything he can at the head of Angel. Without warning, he throws a sharp left elbow that opens a gash right across Angel's left eyebrow. Kaige stands up as Angel checks the blood on his fingers. Angel rolls over onto his stomach, but by this time Kaige has decided to bounce off the far ropes and come back running and jumps, nailing a BIG leg drop that knocks Angel's head down into the mat, where a puddle of blood is starting to form. Kaige wastes no time as he hooks his leg up with Angels Falcoon - Kaige is looking to get Angel in his submission finisher, Locked Up; the STFU. Angel suddenly gets a second wind and is able to crawl to the ropes, before Kaige can lock the move in. He tries anyway, but the referee pulls him off. Kaige looks at the referee and starts to argue with him Falcoon - Kaige! Turn around! Angel is getting to his feet and he stands directly behind Kaige as he continues to mouth off to the ref. Suddenly, Kaige turns and Angel knees him in the groin Burst - God damn that has to suck! Angel grabs his arm and picks him up for a suplex Falcoon - Could this be..Angel's Holocaust? Angel picks him up, but Kaige flips over and lands on his feet. He grabs Angel from behind and immediately flips him backwards nailing a giant german suplex in the middle of the ring. Angel holds his head as he kicks the mat while Kaige catches his breath at one knee. Kaige gets back to his feet, as he walks towards Angel, pulling him up by the hair. Kaige takes him and throws him to the outside of the ring where he crashes to the padding and rolls into the cell fence. Kaige steps out between the top and middle rope and down to the outside, where he walks towards the door. He reaches to the latch and he starts to open it, but Angel is reaching under the ring at this time. He pulls out a fire estinguisher. He sees Kaige gets the door open, so Angel quickly pulls the tag out and grabs the hose. He points it at Kaige and sprays and shoots him right in the face. He charges at him at full speed and they collide, sending both men flying back through the doorway to the outside of the cell. On the ground Angel takes advantage of Kaige's blindness by pummeling him with everything he can muster up. Angel stops to wipe his own blood from his eye so he can see, and then goes to hit Kaige again, but Kaige blocks it and flips Angel off of him as he hops to his feet. Both men charge at each other, but Kaige ducks and when Angel turns around, Kaige nails him with a stiff right to the jaw- giving Kaige enough time to start to climb the cell. Prissy and Plague just stare as he climbs up, leaving the match to be decided fairly so far Falcoon - Do you believe they'll stay out of it? Burst - Probably not. It's a stable war! Kaige continues to climb to the top as Plague checks on Angel. Angel wastes no time and he starts to follow Kaige up the side of the cell. All of the fans get to their feet at this point. Kaige kicks his leg over and pulls himself up on top of the cell. He turns around and sees Angel on the way up and he prepares for him to get up. Angel pulls himself up quickly on top of the cell, but he is met with a boot to the back of the head from Kaige which keeps Angel down on the cell. Kaige grabs him by his hair and picks him up. He picks him up, nailing a snap suplex on top of the cell. It shakes and rattles, but nothing breaks. Kaige holds the back of his head as he gets up as Angel holds his back and is still down. Just then, on the outside we see Plague argueing with the referee Falcoon - What is he doing! Prissy walks over, and starts argueing instead, but she is completely hitting on the referee. He is taking notice as she plays with his shirt while Plague runs and jumps up onto the cell, starting to climb up to join Angel. Kaige can't see Plague on his way up, so he keeps his eyes on Angel. Plague gets to the top of the cell and he immediately charges at Kaige and takes him down with a hard clothesline. Angel is pulling himself up at this point and he and Plague look down at Kaige. The referee starts to look at the ring, but Prissy grabs him and gives him a kiss. He stumbles a bit and Prissy continues to keep him occupied Burst - You see this! She's feeling herself up! Falcoon - Look up there though! Angel and Plague now both have Kaige standing up, but both men have their hands around Kaige's throat Falcoon - Oh no... They lift Kaige high up into the air as flash bulbs click off all over, they then throw him down and he goes CRASHING THROUGH THE CELL and down in the middle of the ring! His body bounces like a basketball as Angel and Plague look on with smiles on their faces. The referee turns at this point and sees Plague on top of the cell and he starts yelling Falcoon - What is he saying? He points for Plague and Prissy to have to leave ringside at this point. Plague gets livid as he starts to climb down the cell. Angel, jumps down into the ring and covers up Kaige, but the referee is too busy arguing with Plague to make the count. Eventually, Plague and Prissy leave as the referee gets back inside the cell, then into the ring where he makes the count...1...2...thr- Kickout! Falcoon - That is just PURE heart on Kaige's part! Burst - I do have to give him credit. Angel looks down at Kaige and picks up his life less body. He sets him up for a suplex and holds up chest to chest Burst - Here Comes Angel's Holocaust! He brings Kaige down on his neck, completing his move and covering him immediately...1...2...3! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and NEWWWW OWF Network Champion.... Angel! Falcoon - Another win for Hell's Fire. Burst - They are dominating the title matches tonight. Falcoon - We'll see in just a few moments how Plague does. Burst - My prediction.. Dark Lord wins and the title stays with Hell's Fire. Falcoon - Everyone has been banned from ringside in this match and the staff stated that if anyone interferes the match will continue and they will be fined $25,000! Burst - That's more than you make in a year! Falcoon - Double. Burst - That's pathetic. The arena is plunged into darkness. The crowd goes to a silence as the big screen flickers to life. It shows nothing, but static. Over the PA notes are hear being played on a piano. A guitar soon is heard in the background. The piano is cut off abruptly and replaced by a screaming voice. PA System - Breakdown! Falcoon - Here we go!! The lights flare up as the scream ends. The music getting heavier and faster. The screen shows images of Draco in various matches. Some him flying through the air crashing on an opponent. Another him hitting a high impact move. Another shows him holding a title above his head covered in his own blood from head to toe. Let the fun and games begin The lights start to flicker as one final image stays on the screen. Draco standing there with no shirt on. His ice blue eyes look forward with no emotion in them. His thin white scars start to bleed as he runs a hand across his chest. The camera zooms in to see the scars. ‘NO HOPE’. The image holds as Draco walks out onto the ramp. He stands there rubbing his taped wrists. Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen... The following contest is tonight's MAIN EVENT! It is a no disqualification, all wrestlers barred from ringside match four way dance! Introducing first... On his way to the ring.. From Whitesboro, New York... Draco! Heaven is on the way Draco enters the ring with the blank expression on his face as he leans on the ropes slightly waiting for the opening bells of the match Missy Janson - Introducing next... Aphrodisia Jordan!!! The lights dim in the arena as a wind picks up through out the sound-system. The wind continues to blow as a piano starts up, heavy cords over-taking it shortly. Soon, the hard guitars and drums of Cradle of Filth’s “Her Ghost In The Fog” pick up. Smoke billows around the entrance, spotlights flickering wildly through-out the theatre before focusing in on the center of the stage, the fog thickening. The moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait Falcoon - We saw these two exchange a word or two earlier tonight. Burst - They didn't have much to say to each other. Falcoon - Possibly a bit of trouble brewing between these two. Slowly, a silhouette begins to appear, still draped in the fog. The figure is slender and still, one hand on her hip, the other hanging loosely at her side. Dark liquored eyes: an Arabian nightmare… The fog dissipates slowly as Aphrodisia Jordan steps forth through its thickness, drawing from a cigarette before flicking it down to the floor of the ramp, pacing towards the ring, in no rush to get there. Her body was clad in a pair of black jeans, held up by a studded belt. A black halter top covered her upper body, leaving the tattoos and scars that littered her arms, midriff, neck and chest exposed. Her facial piercings were absent, however. Putting reason to flight, or to death as
their way Aphrodisia moves into the ring and hovers in her corner, sapphire eyes forward and blank, jaw set and ready to brawl. Missy Janson - Introducing next... From Ancient Sumeria... Dark Lord Brian Lemay! The lights go dim..as two lightning bolts strike both sides of the entrance ramp. A black horse ridden carriage strolls down to the arena. 12 Druids line up facing each other down the ramp with swords in their hands raised high. Dark Lord appears through the fog of the entrance way. The druids drop their sword as Dark Lord walks by them. He gets into the ring and looks to be in a trance like state as he opens his green eyes and looks to the fans with a evil smile. Missy Janson - And finally.. He is the OWF Champion! From Toronto, Ontario, Canada... Plague! The arena goes entirely dark and then the drum rolls of Down with the Sickness is heard throughout the arena. The words The Plague Has Struck appears on the titantron, each word at a time. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The pyros blast off as the first scream in the song is heard illuminating the whole arena and revealing a man at the enterance ramp with a guitar slung over his black trenchcoat. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The man slowly looks up and begins his walk down to the ring. Drowning deep in my sea of loathing Looking at my own reflection When he's about halfway, he breaks into a sprint and slides under the bottom rope. Plague raises up to his knees and then raises up and walks over to his corner. Get up, come on get down with the sickness He stops there for a moment before bracing one hand on the turnbuckle and then seamlessy jumping and landing cross legged on the turnbuckle. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The bell rings and immediately we are off. Lemay and Draco head right for each other at full speed, keeping up with where they left off in their last two matches. Aphro and Plague square off as well, they both remember each other well and both wait for the other to make a move. Plague eventually does, but Aphrodisia catches him with a swift elbow to the chest which doubles him over as the wind is knocked out of him. Draco starts get the upper hand on Lemay as he irish whips him into the corner, where Draco runs in and nails Lemay with splash. Lemay crumbles to the mat in the corner, holding his head as Draco looks across the ring to see Aphro taking care of Plague. When Draco looks back, he is met with a big boot to the face sending him right down to the ring like a ton of bricks Falcoon - This is just starting off and it's getting out of hand.. Burst - Good thing it will cost anyone who wants to interfere $25,000 a person. Maybe we'll have a decisive winner for once. Aphro continues to be in total control of Plague for the moment, so she shows concern at Draco being brutalized by Lemay in the corner at this point. She stops fighting Plague and runs across the ring, diving and clipping Lemay's left knee knocking him down to one knee. While he is down, Draco stands up and grabs Lemays head. He brings it down as he brings up his knee swiftly, connecting right on the nose of Lemay as he fall backwards to the mat holding his face. Aphro and Draco share a glance before Plague comes flying across the ring and nails a huge double clothesline sending Draco, Aphrodisia and Plague to the mat. Lemay is recovering at this point and Plague is the first one up out of the pile. Lemay walks past Plague and picks up Draco. He grabs Draco around the throat, dangling him in the air. He lifts Draco up high, but Aphro is there to make the save with a low blow to Lemay. He drops Draco, who gasps for air Falcoon - Look at how it's just a tag match basically. Burst - Oh it won't be soon. Falcoon - How can you be so sure? Burst - What exactly are they fighting for tonight? Plague comes up behind Aphrodisia and he picks her up by her hair. He stands her up on her own as she stumbles a bit. Falcoon - The World Title. Burst - And that belt means more than any alliance. Plague sidesteps towards Aphro, and BOOM he nails her with The Vaccine superkick as he has done so many times before. She falls to the mat, not even moving as Plague laughs. He slowly walks towards the nearest turnbuckle. Meanwhile, Lemay has regained control of Draco. Draco fights with all he has but Lemay overpowers him and grabs him around his throat again- this time wasting no time in lifting him and chokeslamming him hard to to the mat. Draco's head snaps off the mat hard. Lemay and Plague are left standing. Plague motions to Lemay to pick up Aphro. Falcoon - What is this gonna be? Lemay reaches down and picks up Aphrodisia by her hair. He stands her up on her own two feet. Plague grabs her arm and irish whips her into the ropes, she comes bouncing back and he tries to clothesline her but instead she ducks, and returns with a drop kick that sends Plague into Lemay. To which, Lemay pushes Plague. Falcoon - Uh oh. It's falling apart! While Lemay is talking to Plague, Aphrodisia rolls up Plague in a school boy from behind...1...2...Kickout!!! Falcoon - That was a close one, we almost had a new champ! Burst - Almost. Who cares about almost. Plague immediately moves to attack Aphrodisia but Draco is there and he nails Plague with a HUGE clothesline that sends him flipping. Lemay looks down and goes after Draco, but Aphro is there this time and she kicks Lemay right on the bridge of his nose. He staggers a bit as Draco and Aphro stand tall in the ring. They hold hands and they double clothesline Lemay out of the ring. Plague starts to get up to his feet. Burst - God damnit! Falcoon - What? Burst - The OWF just made 75g's! Falcoon - Huh? Burst - Look at the ramp! Out from the back it is plain to see what Nick was talking about. Chris Green, Kaige and Jesse Williams. Make their way down the ramp slowly. Lemay is just starting to get back into the ring as all four competitors continue to fight not noticing Cold Grass on their way to the ring Burst - So much for a definitive winner! Draco is quick to stomp Lemay down to the mat will Aphrodisia nails a hard DDT on Plague in the middle of the ring. While they are all busy, the three members of Cold Grass slide into the ring. Williams immediately heads for Draco, rearing back and sidekicking him so hard he nearly gets knocked unconscious from that alone as he falls to the mat limp. Kaige goes for Aphrodisia as Kaige grabs her by her hair and nail and elevated reverse ddt on her, slamming her neck right onto the mat hard. Green sees Lemay getting to his feet, he helps him up to his feet, but out of nowhere, he nails the FALL FROM GRACE, knocking Lemay out-cold Burst - It's all gone to hell, again! Plague still is on the ground from the DDT. The three members of Cold Grass leave the ring as quickly as they came, accepting their fine. All of the competitors are out cold. Aphrodisia is the first to get to her feet. She sees Plague laid out perfectly for her finisher, The French Kiss. She skips the unnecessary parts and heads right for the top turnbuckle. She jumps off quickly and NAILS the 450-Splash. She covers Plague....1...2...3!!! Missy Janson - Here is your winner and NEW Outsider Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion...Aphrodisia Jordannnnnn!!!!! Burst - She did it. Falcoon - Aphrodisia Jordan has become the first female to hold the OWF Title- Commish Ben - Whoa whoa whoa! Commissioner Ben comes up on the OWF-Tron as the fans go nuts. Commish Ben - We deserve a winner that isn't decided by interferences. I am restarting this match right now. And if any one else interferes, you will be terminated! Burst - Good move commish! Falcoon - Well, I guess it's time to start it all over again! All four competitors are still in the ring. Draco and Lemay, again go after each other and Plague and Aphro go at it again. Plague, this time is able to get the upper hand on Aphrodisia, but somehow when he tries to throw her out of the ring, he falls out over the top rope too. Meanwhile, Lemay again has Draco up into a chokeslam position, Draco keeps kicking and fighting and he reaches down gouging the eyes of Lemay. As Draco falls he then tackles Lemay down, instantly grabbing his legs and locking in When All Else Fails! Burst - This could be it! Plague is trying to get back into the ring, but Aphrodisia is holding him outside. Falcoon - Lemay is gonna tap! Lemay struggles for the ropes, but there is no shot. He taps out! Missy Janson - Here is your winner..and NEW Outsider Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion...DRAAACOOOO!!!!! Falcoon - Plague never lost his title! Burst - But his friend and stable mater Dark Lord did for him! Plague stands up just realizing what happens. He looks down at Dark Lord then back out to Draco who is smiling on the rampway with the title held high above his head! Falcoon - Draco has captured the OWF title! Burst - And look at the staredown between Draco and Plague! Draco smirks once more and points at his right hand which holds the title over his head. Falcoon - You can cut this tension with a knife. Burst - The title is back in the hands of the OWF! Falcoon - And we are outta time.. See you in Little Rock! Plague looks down at his stable mate once more and shakes his head disappointed. The OWF logo spins and the scene goes black. |
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