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SUNDAY MARCH 25th... 2007.. A shot of LSU campus in Baton Rouge, LA comes into play. You hear a guitar in the background as lyrics are sung out... 1, 2, 3, 4! I've
got a brand new bag "Wasted Again" by Turbonegro plays as the camera's cross the LSU campus. A bell rings and the doors swing open and the sidewalks are filled with students! We cut back and forth between old OWF highlights and the students on campus. Sweeping
floors working nine to five And
I'm wasted again We end with the Campus Chaos logo arriving on the screen before a spark ignites in the camera as the OWF network takes you live to LSU Campus in Baton Rouge Louisiana! "Wasted Again" continues to play over the anxious crowd as they take their seats awaiting the arrival of their favorite OWF Daredevils.
The camera's bring you through the crowd of drunken college students up to the front lobby of The Shaw Center in the center of the campus. Fans continue to flock in the door and even try to get themselves on tv by stretching over the ropes that closes off the commentary set. An OWF logo is mounted to the front of the commentary table, behind it sits OWF reporters Toby Wilks and Jackie Kissens.. Kissens - Hello OWF fans and welcome to the Campus Chaos pre-show! Wilks - Ahooo! Kissens - That's really not your cup of tea. Wilks - aww.. Kissens - We are live today from Baton Rouge, Louisiana and ready to rock the LSU campus! Wilks - ITS SPRING BREAK! Kissens - Yes it is and man has it been a party. Wilks - I saw your boobs last night. Kissens - Who hasn't? Wilks - ahhhh nothing like throwing an insult at yourself. Kissens - If I didn't, someone else would have so I figured.. Eh... Fuck it! In the background you can hear the fans boo as "Superhuman" by Velvet Revolver play. Wilks - You can hear the boo's in the background as we kick off the night's action with a "Save Your Job" Battle royal that will only be seen by those in attendence tonight. Kissens - Prez CJ put a group of guys together and pretty much said.. Hey you haven't shown me anything over the past few month's... Impress me and you'll get a contract. Wilks - In this match will be James Dunn, Mucho Grasa (The overweight luchador), Ali Khadafi, Ozric, Jimmy Lightning, and Shane Pickett from the minor leagues. Kissens - Speaking of the minor leaguers, a new plan was will be brought to attention this Tuesday in the OWF executive meeting to bring back the OWF power plant! Wilks - Well Jackie, it's not hard to see that we are starting to run low on talent and this is President Diamond Kid's method to make young fresh daredevils! Kissens - The OWF executive staff including Owner Meca Blight will take a vote on it this Tuesday and if passed will begin immediantly developing talent! The camera's cut backstage where WoW Champion Prissy holds her title over her shoulder and is standing by with Garrett Greene. Greene - Prissy you looook loovvvvely tonight. He says while shooting her a sly smile and a wink. Prissy - Thanks Garrett... You little pervert. Greene - Tonight.. You defend your WoW title in a ladder match! And against the former WoW champion.. Ale.... Before he can finish he's cut off by Alexis Cage who smacks Prissy in the back of the head with the top end of a ladder! Prissy hits the ground holding her head and Alexis throws the ladder on top of her. She snatches the mic away from Garrett Greene then begins to speak. Alexis Cage - You listen here you little bitch! Nothing... And I mean NOTHING! Will stand in my way from becoming the three time WoW champion.. Not you.. Not Plague.. Not even the entire group of Hell's Fire! Your nothing but a washed up skank and if you think for one moment.... Alexis kicks Prissy in the head when she see's a sign of life in her. She steps back then runs at kicks her in the gut with the toe of her boot. Alexis Cage - That your a better person then me.. Your wrong! This is my life bitch... Stay outta it! Alexis picks the ladder up and throws it down on Prissy yet again before walking off. The camera's cut back to the lobby. Kissens - I told you that girl has potential to be great! Wilks - I hardly consider knocking someone out with a ladder from behind is "great". Kissens - It is great! The girl is showing us her raw passion for violence and I LOVE IT! Wilks - I bet you do... Evil Shrew. Kissens - Shut up and start the match run down... Wilks - First up on the agenda is Amanda Davis facing two monsters known as the Ultra-Violents! This fued just started last week.. Take a look.
Davis continues her attack and throws kicks and punches at the back of Ultra-Violent #2's head. Again and again. Ultra-Violent #2 is actually teetering back and forth. Davis rushes off the ropes. She comes back looking to drive a jumping knee into the back of the big man’s head. Ultra-Violent #1 comes out of no where and drops Davis with a hard clothesline. Falcoon - What the hell!? Burst - You want to tell them that they are breaking the rules. Falcoon - Good point. The bell rings and the referee tries to get the Ultra-Violent members out of the ring. They push the referee down and out of the ring. Ultra-Violent #1 picks up Amanda Davis and throws her into the turnbuckle. He follows her in with a body avalanche. Ultra-Violent #2 runs at the staggering Davis and hits her with a hard knee to the gut. She clutches her gut as she falls to the ring. Falcoon - Where is the security? Who is going to help Amanda Davis. Burst - The Knight in shining armor must be double parked. Falcoon - Well... .I'm not helpin her. Burst - Meeee either. Those guys are fuckin huge! Falcoon - Where the hell is Svoboda?? Ultra-Violent #2 picks up Amanda Davis and slaps his big thick hand around her throat. He picks her up for a choke slam. Before he can drop her Ultra-Violent #1 grabs Davis and sits her up on his shoulders for a power bomb. Both moves connect at the same time. The ring shakes with the power of the moves. Amanda Davis is out. Ultra-Violent #1 and Ultra-Violent #2 leave the ring and the unconscious Amanda Davis. Falcoon - I hope those two feel like big men now. Burst - They don't have to feel like it.. Look at em! The crowd cheers on Amanda as she manages to finally get to her feet with the help of OWF officials.
Wilks - She's a trooper indeed... But what's gonna happen when that attack becomes legal? Kissens - Davis has proven herself to be one of the strongest women in this game, but with odd's like this I expect a massacre! Wilks - Next up we have The Mardi Brawls PDA title match. Kissens - Spaz has already told the OWF staff that after this match he's dropping the title! Wilks - I don't see his logic to be honest. Kissens - Spaz considers his career to be an all or nothing type situation. If he can't main event with that title, then he doesn't wanna wear it! It's about pride Toby. Wilks - It's a mistake Jackie! And you can bet that Cold Grass will feed off that fuel. Kissens - Spaz will be pulling double duty tonight as he accepted the challenge laid forth by Duality! Wilks - The return of Duality! I'm excited about this one. It could steal the show easily! Kissens - Duality hasn't been in a ring to compete in well over a year, and for one night.. And one night only he will take on Spaz! Wilks - For those that don't know, Duality holds 2 wins over Spaz back when they where competing in ASW. Kissens - History means nothing, the fact of the matter is Duality hasn't been in a ring.. He's probably not in shape and I see Spaz taking this match! Wilks - How can you go against the record? Duality has lost 1 match in his entire career and that was a handicap match! Kissens - It doesn't matter Toby!! Wilks - Your dumb.. That's all I have to say. The camera's cut outside where on the sidewalk Kaige passes by an OWF semi-trailor with his bag over his shoulder heading into the arena. He passes by Shyne who is sitting on the edge of the sidewalk smoking a joint. You hear a great reaction for the fans in the arena as his image comes across the OWFtron. Kaige - You call that weed? He says with a coy grin. Kaige smells it and stops as he is about to pass by. Shyne - Who are you again? Kaige - .... Shyne - FUCKIN NOBODY! That's who you are! Kaige just shakes his head as he continues to walk on. Shyne never looks back at him, just takes another hit then speaks as he exhales.. Shyne - That's what I thought... Suddenly from behind Kaige smacks him in the back of the head with a closed fist! Shyne drops his joint then grabs Shyne by his shirt and lifts him off the curb. He throws Shyne into the side of the OWF trailer! Head first he goes before hitting the ground. Kaige jumps on top of him and hooks him in "locked up!" Shyne tries to fight him off but can't. After about a minute Kaige releases the hold and stands over Shyne. Kaige - I'm the guy that's gonna be at ringside to watch you burn! Wilks - Cold Grass strike again! Kissens - You can't turn your back on these guys or they'll FUCK you. Wilks - Seeesh Jackie nobody wants to hear what happened Friday night! We head to ringside just as "Brain Stew" by Greenday hits. The fans leap to their feet enjoying the early Pre-ppv entertainment that the OWF is featuring. PA System - I'm havin' troubles tryin to sleep... Countin sheep but runnin out... As time ticks by.. Still I try... No rest for cross tops in my mind... On my own... Here we go! The guitar continues to go and the fans continue to scream and sing along. PA System - My eyes feel like their gonna bleed... Dried up and bulging out my skull... My mouth is dry, My face is numb...Fucked up and spun out in my room! On my own... here we go! Finally President Scott "Diamond" Kidd steps out onto the stage. They pop at his arrival, the music lowers then fades out as he stands with a mic. Prez DK - Welcome!... Or perhaps "Thank You" for coming out to see us tonight! The fans scream and Prez DK waits for them to quiet down. Prez DK - So uhhh.... Campus Chaos in 2007... Never thought it would happen! And we are FUCKING BACK IN BATON ROUGE! The words "Cheap Pop" appear on the OWFtron and DK turns to spot them as the fans point, but the worsd vanish before he can see them. Prez DK - I'm here tonight.. To introduce to you, for the first time... He's a self proclaimed "legend" in the buisness... Ready to sign with the Outsider Wrestling Federation... Ladies and gentlemen... FROM Hughton Lake, Michigan... JAMES CAIN! James Cain everybody! PA System - But do we always gotta cry? Do we always gotta live inside a lie? Wilks - Who? Kissens - No clue... He's gotta be a nobody. Wilks - I hate when we bring in pee on's PA System - Life's just a blast 'cause it's movin' really fast So ya better stay on top or life'll kick you in the ass. A cocky young man with long blonde hair steps out onto the stage as 'Take A Look Around' by Limp Bizkit hits over the PA system. The Music dies down and James stands with his hand on his hip and his other hand on his chin, rubbing his thick goatee. "Booo YOU SUCK" comes from one fan in the front row as he throws a plastic up and hits James in the head. Prez DK - James... It's great to finally meet you. What promotion are you from again? James Cain - RCW Prez DK - What? What the fuck is an RCW? I've never heard of it. James Cain - Reality Check Wr... Prez DK - Fuck it.. I don't care. James looks at him a bit irritated. Prez DK - You see James... Prez DK rests his elbow on James's shoulder as he speaks. James looks cocky and arrogant as he stares into the crowd that boos him. Prez DK - These fans don't care where you came from.. What you've done. No.. No see OWF fans only care about one thing..... Prez DK pauses for a moment, James has a confused look across his face. Prez DK - You know what that one thing is James? James shrugs.. Prez DK - It's kinda a secret.. But I'll tell you anyway... They care about.... Prez DK kicks James in the stomach! He hunches over and DK sets him up... THE BASHER! Prez DK - TALENT! Talent James! That's what these fans crave! They want excitement... They want TALENT! And YOU sir do not have talent. You don't have what it takes to cut it in this promotion. Go back to your shitty indy fed and dominate a jobber or to you piece a shit! Prez DK throws a mic down on top of the busted open James Cain and exits as the fans give him an ovation. The camera's cut back to the lobby. Kissens - HOLY SHIT! That was fuckin hilarious! Wilks - Well I was just informed of the situation through my headset. Apparently James Cain is a contracted RCW wrestler that approached Prez DK here in Baton Rouge and told him he was going to sign an OWF contract, but didn't feel the OWF had enough talent! Kissens - What the fuck is that sapouse to mean? Wilks - No clue.. But Prez DK did some research and found that this kid was nothing more than a mid carder in some crappy indy fed. Kissens - So the guy is an egomaniac with very little talent is what your telling me. Wilks - I'm tell you that he's so crappy he couldn't open a house show! Kissens - Well James Cain.. Strait from my sexy mouth... GET FUCKED! Wilks - Onwards we go with only about 30 minutes remaining before OWF Campus Chaos kicks off... Back to the run down. Kissens - I can't believe that guy said we didn't have talent. Wilks - Ahem.. The run down please! Kissens - Alright! The ladder match! Wilks - It's for the WoW championship.. A legend in the game, Prissy the current WoW champion Kissens - SHES A BITCH! Wilks - Can I continue? Kissens - Sorry... Wilks - Former WoW president and Hell's Fire member Prissy takes on the former two time WoW champion and Cold Grass member.. Alexis Cage! Kissens - Prissy will get what she desurves tonight and hopefully we never see her again! Wilks - Your such a bitter woman. Kissens - Bitch stole my job. Wilks - DEY STOLE YERRRR JOABBBB! That's my south park impression! Kissens - It SUCKED. Earlier tonight Alexis caught Prissy backstage with a ladder and beat the snot outta her. Wilks - This will be one to remember! And so will the next match... Jesse Williams, one half of the OWF tag team champions will take on Shyne! Kissens - This fued started last month at Funeral of Hearts... Check it out!
Green - So who out there wants a piece? Cmon I am right here. I know most of you thought in your minds.. Shit? Do I have what it takes to beat a former 5 time world heavyweight champion. A household name. When you think ASW or OWF you think Chris Green. One of the greatest world champions of all time. I have ended career after career. So come on? They wait.... The lights in the arena go out and a red light covers the arena, a chopped and screwed voice comes over the PA and says. "Expect Me Like You Expect Jesus To Come Back....I'm Comin" The scratching of a record is heard as if on a DJ's turntable and then more words come. "I'm the man in my city ain't nobody fuckin wit me You can ask the real niggaz and all the bad bitches" The scratching of the record is heard again and a song starts to play. Its "Whatz Next" by 2pac and then that spins out and then "Till I Collapse" by Eminem starts playing as smoke starts to fill the stage and you can see the stage open up and somebody starts coming up from under the stage on a platform. The music changes to "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX. "I Ain't gonna eat, I ain't gonna
sleep The beat drops and the song plays as the smoke starts to clear and you see the image of a man standing there and as the smoke clears and the lights come back on, its none other than SHYNE. Shyne is standing there with a smirk on his face. He's clad in some Street Warrior Denim faded jeans, tan timbs, and his new OWF shirt that has his Logo on the front and on the back it says "THE KING IS BACK." The crowd is going insane. Green looks almost shocked, but then starts to laugh... Green - You have got to be kidding me!!!??? Shyne - What Green, didnt expect me to come back after I got shot? Did you think I was gonna sit back and just watch you talk shit? Well you were sadly fuckin mistaken because I have a World Title to win Green - Once again someone else whose entire career was based off of getting a draw in a match with me. One lucky night because he knows deep in his heart he couldn't beat someone of my caliber. Shyne - Of your caliber? Green you are the true definition of a bitch, you hid behind Static, you and your racist jokes, Shaun Stewart and Amaru carried you! Green - Who won 2 OWF titles? And who has won ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except a retired title that means jack shit. Your nothing Shyne I know it , the fans know it, your mom knows it. Just go back to YOUR HOOD in Chicago and eat it.. Shyne - Me go back to my hood? Nah, I'm RIGHT here in the OWF RIGHT now, but it also turns out Green, that I'm not the only mothafucka returning tonight because there is another man who wants your head on a fuckin platter. The PA system blats with a voice over.. PA System - When you see the static.... YOU'RE FUCKED!!!! Everything is quiet for about 10 seconds... PA System - Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer! "Memphis will be laid to waste" by Norma Jean comes over the PA system. It creeps on slowly leaving a ringing in your ears... Theirs a man's scream... The sight that comes next is almost scary. JESSE WILLIAMS APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE ENTRANCERAMP AS THE FANS EXPLODE INTO HUGE CHEERS!!!!! Green looks shocked like he has seen a ghost... Falcoon - JESSE! JESSE WILLIAMS IS HERE! Burst - Fuck! I knew I shouldn't have come back! Falcoon - But how can Jesse be here? He's sapouse to be in Ottawa defending his United States title! Burst - Simple... Falcoon - How? Burst - MAGIC! Williams - Greener....Greener......Greener!!! What the fuck is up BIATCH! Williams is laughing as he walks slowly to the ring with Shyne... Williams - The OWF FRANCHISE is back! All you all can do is watch and lookie here? I got someone else who hates you Green in Shyne. So guess what your cornered. Shyne jumps into the ring and Kaige leaps over the top rope to the outside. Green tries to get out of the ring, but by this time Shyne is on one side and Williams is on the other... Shyne goes right for Green he tackles Green to the mat and begins throwing wild punches, Williams tells Shyne to lift Green up, Shyne grabs Green's arms and Williams laughs and goes for a chair that is outside he gets back into the ring.. Williams swings it... GREEN DUCKS AND IT LAYS OUT SHYNE!!!!!! Instantly the crowd goes from cheers, to confusion. The arena is quiet.... .... .... .... Burst - Jesus christ.. You can hear a fuckin pin drop in here. A voice over hits the PA... ... PA System - C......C.....C....COLD GRASS.... Williams stands over Shyne as the fans are in shock at what has just taken place...and suddenly a sick smile hits his face... Kaige slides back into the ring laughing. Williams - When will these thugs ever learn? POTHEADS ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER! Green - Thats right ladies and gentlemen. COLD GRASS IS BACK. How sweet it is. The OWF FRANCHISE AND CHRIS "BY GOD" GREEN. Let anyone try and stop us. 2 of the best legends this fucking business has ever seen. They might as well give either of us the world title cause its coming back on some old skoolers not some pathetic emos or thugs. Falcoon - Yeah we get it... All these of these men can kiss my ass. Burst - And balls. Falcoon - Williams way to turn your back! Burst - Just like a mexican! Williams hits Shyne with a DDT ON THE CHAIR that busts him open. Kaige re-adjusts the chair then picks up Shyne.. Kaige plants him with a Break Out! Green now bounces off the ropes and hits THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!! Burst - Williams, Green, and Kaige... They're ColdGrass? This sucks... I'm outta here.. I don't get paid for this over time shit.. Falcoon - I hear ya partner. With ColdGrass here.. Nothing good can possibly come from this. Back to School by deftones hits as Green, Kaige, and Williams exit the ring
Wilks - Those guys make me sick. Absolutly ruthless bunch of thugs! Kissens - Jesse Williams Vs Shyne will take place in a ring of fire! Wilks - The ring will be seperate from the normal ring, about 30 foot away. Kissens - It's a circular ring surrounded by fire, making it hard to get in or out! Wilks - Fire will also randomly be blazing from the turnbuckles, tops and from the area where padding would be. Kissens - High risk match! Next up we have a Hell in a Cell match for the OWF Network title! Wilks - OWF Network champion Kaige will take on former OWF champion Angel in the cell! Take a look to how this match formed.
Falcoon - This is 3 on 1! Kaige is back up in the ring and has the chair. SMACK! You hear it echo through the arena and he hits Shyne in the leg with it... Jesse Williams gets to the very top of the ladder then drop kicks Shyne!! Jesse lands chest first across the ladder but catches himself... The ladder tips over and Jesse crashes to the floor! Green jumps off and onto the cage. Shyne has crashed to the mat on the inside... Chris Green climbs over and into the ring. He picks up and chair and nails Shyne with it! Over and over in the head and back! Falcoon - He's going a little too far I think... Come on now. Chris lifts Shyne's lifeless body up and tosses him into the corner post. He rares back and smacks Shyne across the face with the chair! Shyne's body just falls in the corner and he's beaten and bloody. Kaige nods at Green and they climb over the cage together.. Missy Janson - Here is your winner... Kaige!!
The fans scream for it as he grabs her shirt and pulls her within striking distance. He draws back his fist and the fans go nuts for Shyne! She rakes his shins with the heel of her shoe and he lets go of her.. Alexis swings and busts Shyne with an elbow to the head, she swings again but Shyne lashes out and headbutts her!! Alexis hits the mat, Draco takes Shyne by suprise and kicks him in the stomach, Shyne doubles over and Draco plants him with a DDT! Alexis Cage gets back to her feet and grabs Kaige by the arm.. They smile at each other before running together with a clothesline that nearly takes Draco's head off! They smile again and suddenly Alexis Cage lays down!! Kaige leans on her, almost posing with his head in his hand above her mid section. The referee looks confused and Kaige yells for him to count.. 1...2...3! Wilks - HOW IS THAT FAIR!? Honestly.. That's the biggest bunch of bull CRAP I have seen! Alexis Cage and Kaige obviously planned this out before hand. I can't even stomach this. Missy Janson - Here is your winner... AND NEWWW OWF NETWORK CHAMPION... KAIGE! Wilks - Draco went out of his way to keep this whole thing an even fight... But never did he expect this crap. Kaige stands up with the Network title in the air! Wilks - Draco was on his way to being the best Network champion in the history of the OWF and Cold Grass had to ruin it by cheating! Anyhow, Kaige is the new netw........ The lights cut out, the arena turns black. Suddenly the Cold Grass logo's hanging next to each side of the OWFtron crash to the ground at the same time! The lights come back on and Kaige is standing alone in the middle of the ring! Wilks - What's going on here? Suddenly two Hell's Fire logo's drop down from the rafters on chains and shine brightly... Within 3 seconds of them dropping, Angel, Plague, Spaz, and Prissy rush down the ramp and slide into the ring! Wilks - And here comes Hell's Fire! They're here and ready for payback! Kaige hits the mat and tries to roll out of the ring.. But Angel grabs him and tries to keep him in the ring, he manages to break free and is on the outside looking at the group in the ring. Draco stand up behind him and just waits... Kaige backs into Draco, he quickly turns around only to recieve a fist to the jaw by Draco! Draco unloads with fist after fist then finally rolls him back into the ring. Wilks - Angel is lookin for a little bit of payback from earlier tonight! Angel and Plague double team Kaige and plant him with The Crucifixion! They pick up Kaige and do it again! Wilks - Hell's Fire is showing they're strength and unity for the first time tonight! Ollie - They like a snake! Waitin to bite. Wilks - Wow.. No wonder we don't let you talk!
Wilks - And finally we have the main event! The classic four way match for the OWF Championship! Former OWF Network champion Draco Vs Co-#1 Contender Dark Lord Vs the former WoW Champion Aphrodisia Jordan Vs The man that holds the prize... The OWF World Champion Plague! Kissens - These four individuals are ruthless and will do whatever it takes to win! Wilks - Everyone is banned from ringside. No outside interference will be allowed! The camera's cut backstage Plague is walking down the hall way, with his world title belt draped over his shoulder. He's cocky and ready for tonight! Wilks - And the OWF champion is in the house! He turns the corner and when he does the camera's follow him. In the distance stands a man in a long black trench coat. Wilks - ITS DUALITY! Kissens - That's the last person that Plague wants to see right now. Duality is leaning against the wall with his back to it, stareing at the champion. Plague feels a cool breeze and stops just before Duality speaks. Duality - Ahh Plague, the memories. I never thought that DK would let some many Hell's Fire cronies into this place. Plague turns around... Plague - Ahhh Duality...or is it Alone? Or possibly Trilogy...i can never keep all of your personalities straight. Duality - Its Duality...its Duality we're back. Plague - That's nice...I'm sure the two of you will be announcing you engagement any day now. He turns to walk away, but Du grabs his shoulder and spins him around and sniffs... Duality - I can smell her on you... Plague - What the fuck are you talking about. Get back on your meds crazy He tries to push Duality away, but Du tightens his grip... Duality - I can smell her, Prissy...she's all over you. Plague - Well...we're friends...so ya... Duality - you love her don't you? Plague - Ok..this is insane...I got a match to prep for... Duality - You remember the last warning I gave you? Plague - Well, something like smash bat to Plague's forehead. The rest is a bit hazy. Duality - I said she was mine, that you were not going to touch her...but you did, didn't you? Plague - ... Duality - I'm a reasonable guy...so if you do it again...i'll fucking kill you. Got me? Plague - Listen psyco...i kicked your ass before... Duality - No...you beat me with out him. You beat me when i was Alone...I'm Duality now. I can bring your world down around you...touch her again...I'll kill you. got it? Plague - Yea...whatever dumbshit. Plague pushes away and walks down the hall, glancing over his shoulder. But he doesn't pay attention to what lies in front of him.. The camera's turn back to Duality when suddenly you hear SMACK! Wilks - Oh my god! What was that? The camera's quickly turn back to Plague who laying on the ground on his back with his forehead busted wide open. Blood begins to slowly drip down his face to the ground. Kissens - Who was that? Wilks - The champion is down! The champion is out cold! Someone just KO'ed PLAGUE! Kissens - Who the hell was that? Wilks - The Pay Per View is starting!... Toby Wilks's voice trails off as the OWF logo spins and we head into the pay per view! |
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