ADSDAQ - The Banners That Pay!
(Blade gets up to his knees. Jesse gets up and folds the chair up and smacks him in the head with the chair, he falls back down. Jesse picks him up and throws him out of the ring.) Jesse - Blade, I am your worst Nightmare...because now you can Use a 4 Letter to me now... What you still don't get it? I'll spell it for you... B-O-S-S... (The fans erupt and an ovation of chears fill the arena..) Jesse - I am your New commish. And things are about to change! In 2 weeks we Will have our First Tuesday Crush Card...And Blade, you will have a Handicapped match...and there will be a Number 1 contender Match for the World title and much more...But you will find out about that Now... Blade..You will be Facing..Johnny Ringo and Venom...In a Hell in a Cell Match...WORLD TITLE IS ON THE LINE...Whoever gets the pin for the Team of Johnny Ringo and Nicorine will be the champ... The Number 1 contender match goes like this...It is up to the fans for the Type of Match..a Regular Match? (The fans boo to those words as Williams continues to speak.) Jesse - Hell in a Cell? (Still not alot of reaction from the fans.) Jesse -Na your right, can't have two of those in one night... Tables Ladders and Chairs? (More people join the applause.) Jesse - Ok how about this... A Scaffold Match? (The arena roars as the words of Jesse Williams seem to make the entire nation rock.) Jesse - Hmm its a tie...so here is the match...A Tables, Ladders and Chairs Scaffold Match...The Participants are...Nictorine, Bodie Styles, Showtime and Uconners...The Winner gets a Match at the PPV for the World title...Thank you and good night! (The camera slowly fades with a shot of Jesse Williams pointing into the crowd.. The POW logo pops up then fades out.. The scene goes black.)
(The scene slowly pears upon the great city of Las Vegas, Neveda! The camera slowly fades down to show thousands of POW fans lined up all around the MGM Grand Arena waiting for their tickets and wrestlers arrivals. The sky is clear and the breeze that flows in from the nearby Rocky Mountains makes a slight chill in the spines of many. The camera softly fades out then back in to show the inside of the MGM Grand Arena! Thousands of POW fans stand on their feet yelling for their favorite POW wrestlers and superstars. The camera flashes throughout the crowd then stares on at the enterance way... An array of pyro and fireworks hit the celing as its shot for cannons on the side of the ramp. The scene shifts again flying over the ring and landing strait on with POW commentators Nick Burst and Tim Lansing. They sit with their headsets adjusted waiting for the action... The two begin to speak...) Lansing - Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to POW Sunday Slam! We are two days away from the spectacular unvailing of the newest POW event... Tuesday Crush, recently brought on by Commish Williams. Burst - Enough small talk! We still have two days.. Who cares? Not me! We have big action tonight to worry about. Lansing - Good point Nick. Fans we have a great show for you tonight, with a 3 man tag team match in our main event, along with several other top notch matches. Burst - Yeah Yeah... enough already! Who cares.. We have President George W. Bush here tonight to be ref! Lansing - Hes not out president yet. Thats true we do have George W. Bush here tonight as the POW board decided, hes set to be our referee for tonights main event! Burst - He is to our President, and hes proud of it. What a humble man! George W. Rules! Lansing - I voted for Gore. Burst - Go to hell! Lansing - Come on Nick, it doesn't matter who wins.. all politics are the same. Burst - Not true.. in fact I went to a Gore press conference in Florida the other day. And he had some interesting things to say, even though I hate the guy. Lansing - Really? Strange, I was there and didn't see you. Burst - I was the guy holding the giant sign.. Lansing - Gee that helps.. What did your sign say. Burst - Well I figured I'd help out the Gore campaign while I was there.. but I don't know if people could read my sign.. it had a big typo! Lansing - What did it say? Burst - Well it had the same base as the Gore sign... Only instead of "Gore/Liberman" it said "Sore/Loserman" Lansing - Nick, your pathetic! Burst - Thank you. Lansing - I've been told we have to cut to the back. (A black car pulls up outside the arena and Razor opens the door. He gets out and heads into the building. As he does so Jackie Kissens quickly approaches him and begins to speak...) Kissens - Razor,wait up... I need to speak to you.. Razor - Bout what? Kissens - Your match here tonight. With as big of a star Bodie Styles has been lately, do you think you can successfully defeat him? Razor - Nothin to it really. I'm gonna win. End of story. Then Im gonna move on to bigger and indeed better things.. (Razor throws his bag over his shoulder and walks off in the distance..) Lansing - Well that was.. interesting... Burst - Don't lie.. Razor sucks and you know it. Lansing - He doesn't suck! Hes the Cruiserweight Champion! Burst - Yeah.. Hes the champ of the same class that the midgets compete in. Lansing - Well yeah.. but they are good midgets! Burst - Shut Up you moron. Lets get to the ring... Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall... Coming to the ring at this time... Coal! (Broken Home starts to play... After a few moments into the song the lights flicker and go out, and a single grey spot light shines on the entrance.. Then a loud crash is heard and the lights blast back on and Coal is standing on the top of the ramp holding a kendo stick that is wrapped in barb wire. He has a cigerette hanging from his mouth, and he smiles faintly. Then looks over the crowd and walks to the ring slowly. He rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring..) Nichols - And his oppenent... Justin Cruso! PA System - Look out he could be anywhere. (A black light goes over the arena then a bang is heard through the arena and the whole place turns white as Cruso enters the ring.) (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Cruso and Coal tie up towards the far turnbuckle... Suddenly the lights cut out. The fans stand stunned as several lighters flicker up throughout the crowd, giving a little glow to the arena. A loud scretch echos throughout the arena and the lights pop back on. Cruso and Coal stand confused, and empty thoughts fill the minds of the fans. Suddenly from above a loud high pitch scretch is let out.. Quickly within a flash, gallons of gassoline is dumped from above, suddenly a flaming trash can soars down ontop of Cruso, the fire flares off and Coal and both men go into flames.. They run to the back, the cameras search the arena until oe comes to a hault.. There stands the masked man once again looking over the crowd high above the arena. The cameras fades back to the commentary table.. Lansing - Hes Back! Burst - Damn it! Venom strikes again! Lansing - Nick, for the hundredth time.. That cannot possibly be Venom! Burst - Thats what he wants you to believe. Trust me Tim! I know! Lansing - Just when we thought we where finally rid of him, he strikes again. Prez DK has got to put a stop to this madness! Burst - Easier said then done. This masked moron is quick. Lansing - I'm being told Venom is in the back waiting for airtime.. Burst - Great the masked man gonna spill his guts... How come they never tell me anything? I guess its a fags job to display backstage stuff. (Venom is standing with both title belts over his shoulders stareing at the camera, next to him stands the lovely Jackie Kissens.. Suddenly from around the corner beside him, within a flash hes hit with a baseball bat and the camera cuts to static.. ) Lansing - Geezus! Venom won't be happy when he wakes up. Burst - And hes gotta fight tonight.. Serves him right! Lansing - What did Venom do? Burst - Well... Nothing yet, but I'm sure he will soon. Lansing - Oh ok Nick. Lets get down to the ring for our next match! Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a Perfectional Title Contension Match... Coming to the ring at this time... Marcus Swift! PA System - Perfection is what you want? Well then Perfection is what you get! (Rollin starts to play on the PA as the lights start to flicker red, black and blue. Fire works start to shoot out from the stage. Marcus Swift steps out onto the ramp as he has his arms held high and showing off. He gets to the top of the ramp and stands there, just holding up his arms. Then he flexes both arms, showing off his brutal strength. Marcus Swift begins to walk down the ramp very slowly, wasting time and all. As he gets to the ring he goes up the stairs to the ring and enters under the top rope. Marcus then gets in the ring as sparks of red and blue come down on the ring from up above. He flexes once again, showing off to the fans. Marcus walks to the corner and leans against the ropes.) Nichols - And his oppenent... Crulin Tensions! (The lights go out in the arena and the music breaks through the arena with Rollin by limb bizkit and Crulin Tensions comes out slowly tring to intimidate his opponenet he climbs in the ring and taunts the crowd by spiting out a red liquid..) (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Tensions runs right at Swift in a running clothesline attempts, Swift ducks under and twirls around.. He kicks Tensions in the gut then plants him with a DDT! Swift leaps up and lifts up Tensions.. He hooks Tensions under and picks him up into the air... Jackhammer! Swift stands up and points into the crowd with a smile, the fans scream as he looks down at Tensions and spits on his back. Swift leans against the ropes and looks out into the crowd with a cocky look, Tensions stands up and grabs Swift from behind, Swift counters and plants Tensions with a bull dog! Swift grabs him once again and scoops him up, he runs and smashes Tensions back against the turnbuckles... He then hooks Tensions feet into the ropes in the corner.. Swift climbs out of the ring and grabs a chair, he tosses it into the ring then climbs back in. Swift grabs the chair and folds it back up, he pulls it back and smashes it against Tensions face! He then places the chair upright against the upside down Tension, he takes a few steps back then runs and delivers a drop kick, knocking the chair into Tensions face even harder! Marcus backs up, he measures up Tension... Swift Shot!! He pulls Tension out of the rope and covers.. 1...2...3.. Nichols - Here is your winner... Marcus Swift! Lansing - Impressive win for Swift! Hes really moving up in POW! Burst - Yeah but he'll never be as good as George W. Bush! Lansing - Where did that come in? Burst - What? Simply stating the truth.. Lansing - Well ok, but Bush doesn't wrestle. Burst - So.. With a name like Bush, he should be considered god of all things! Lansing - Whatever Nick. (The scene cuts backstage to show Venom walking around in rage.. He knocks over a water dispensor and many other items in the way.. He approaches Nictorine and begins to speak..) Venom - Who the fuck hit me? Nictorine - Huh.. Oh I saw Marcus Swift running from that area a while ago, right after you where hit.. Venom - Thanks. Swift get out here you pussy! (Venom walks off looking for Swift as the camera fades out.. Suddenly the camera fades back to show a familiar face to the wrestling world standing backstage looking onwards to the camera.) Lansing - Thats Kozmo! Burst - Your damn skippy.. This is his hometown, of course he'll come watch the biggest show in town. Lansing - True. But whats he doing backstage. Burst - Hes got connections.. He a DK are close. Kissens - Kozmo. So great to see you tonight. But why are you here in the MGM Grand tonight? Kozmo - Its my hometown, why else? But I also had something else on my mind.. DK, I cannot believe you! Your a god damn disgrace to the POW.. You hire a man that has never even been to a wrestling live show to be your special guest referee. Sickening.. George Dubwaa... You can kiss my ass. (The camera fades back to the commentary table.) Burst - Ahh! He dissed George Dubwaa.. I mean W! Lansing - But hes got a point. I bet Bush has never seen a real wrestling ring. Burst - So what! Don't take his side! George W is god! Lansing - Far from it... Fans lets get to the next match! Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a Cruiserweight Title Match... Coming to the ring at this time the challenger... Bodie Styles! PA System - Its just one of those days... ("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit blasts into the arena as the lights fade down to a dark blue. Suddenly the ring posts explode from the top with pyros as the bottom of the ramp does the same. Quickly, the pyros grows in size and number as they seem to crawl up the ramp until finally, the entirer stage and titon tron explodes into pyros. Strobe lights flash as the arena lights change from blue, to gold, white, to black, to silver. Bodie Styles walksonto the stage looking confident. A smirk crosses his face slowly as he looks across at the audience. He holds a water bottle and sips it. He pours the rest on his head and throws the bottle into the crowd. Slowly he makes his way down the ramp, clasping the hands of fan's as he makes his way to the ring. He climbs the steel steps and stands on the turnbuckle. He raises his hands and throws back his head, spitting water out and smiling. He jumps down and runs to the other side of the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle. He throws up his hands and spits more water, smiling. He throws his head back and walks to the center of the ring, facing the POW-tron, waiting for his opponent.) Nichols - And his oppenent the current POW Cruiserweight Champion... Razor! (The lights go out and there is a loud explosion from the ramp. Red lights fly around the arena as Razor becomes visible at the top of the ramp. He looks at the crowd and then runs down to the ring,sliding in. He slowly rises to the turnbuckle and places his hands above his head.He then warms up with some stretches and looks one last time at the fans as his music fades.) (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Razor grabs Styles by the head and slams him down with a chin buster.. Razor then lifts Styles up and shoots himself off the ropes, he leaps at Styles, but Styles moves and Razor hits the mat empty.. Razor stands to be met by Styles with a boot to the midsection, Styles sends Razor off into the ropes.. Razor bounces off and delivers a harsh drop kick sending Styles onto the mat. Razor stomps away at Styles ribs until the ref breaks it up. Razor grabs Styles by the hair and tosses him into the corner.. Razor kicks him down until Styles is sitting proped up in the corner.. Razor steps back then runs in and delivers a bronco buster! Hey stands and picks up Styles, he shoots Styles into the ropes then delivers a spin heal kick to the face of Styles! Razor looks out to the crowd then picks up Styles... X-factor! Razor stands and climbs to the top tunbuckle... He leaps off and delivers The Apocolyse! Razor covers.. 1...2...3... Nichols - Here is your winner and still POW Cruiserweight Champion... Razor! Lansing - Razor holds onto his title again for another successful defence! Burst - I thought for sure Styles had that match. I want a recount! Lansing - No can do Nick. (The camera shows Marcus Swift at the consession stand getting a gatorade.. Suddeny from behind Venom runs up and pushes Swift into the stand.. Gatorade flies everywhere soaking both men.. Two large men in black suits rush over to Venom and grab him by the arms, they lift him up then plant him with a sidewalk slam! They pick Venom up and throw him into Swift, Swift delivers a low blow then DDT's Venom in the cement. The three men seperate leaving Venom motionless.. The camera goes back to the announcers table.) Lansing - That didn't look like POW security to me.. Burst - I guess Swift hired his own security.. smart man. Lansing - Well fans its time for our main event! Lets get down to the ring... Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a 6 man tag team match! Coming to the ring at this time.. The POW North American and Perfectional Champion Venom, along with Nictorine and Piter Svoboda! (Venom limps down to the ring, still in pain from the attack only minutes ago.. Nictorine and Svoboda follow him down ready for action.) Nichols - And their oppenents... The POW World Heavyweight Champion, along with the POW Tag Team Champion.. Blade, Uconners, and Showtime! (Uconners and Showtime pear around the corner then step out onto the ramp.. They begin to walk down the ramp looking around for the third man Blade... Uconners and Mr. Showtime stand in the ring and await their tag team partner Blade. Then just as the ref is about to start the match when you hear over the Pa System..) PA System - You time is near my mission's clear... Once again the mood will change, WHO CAN STOP MY PATH OF RAGE?!!! (Followed by the lights blacking out and "Victory," by Puff Daddy begins to blast over the loud speakers. The lights stay out for about two minutes and nobody is able to see anything. When the lights come back on Nictorine and Piter Svoboda are lying out cold on the mat and Blade is standing behind his tag team partners for this match with a kendo stick in hand. He then taps each of them on the shoulder at the same time and they both turn towards Blade. Once they are completely facing Blade they start to celebrate because it seems the match has turned into a three on one against Venom. Then Conners and Showtime turn back towards their opponent, Venom, Blade rears back the kendo stick and cracks both of them in the back of the head. He then walks out of the ring and grabs a microphone he brings it to his mouth and speaks.) Blade - Conners, Showtime, you two may indeed be the POW Tag Team Champions but the fact of the matter is that i don't need or want either of your candy asses as partners. And Venom as for you. You my friend will simply just BE NEXT!!!!!! (Blade then drops the microphone and leaves the arena leaving four men out cold lying lifeless in the ring.) Nichols - And now your special guest referee... George W. Bush!! (You hear a loud crack then a bunch of noise from the back.. Suddenly alls quiet and a big built man walks out from the back wearing a George W. Bush mask and a referee shirt holding a springboard cane in one hand.. Hes got Blade over his shoulder carrying him down to the ring.. He pushes Blade in the ring then calls for the bell.) Burst - George W has never looked better! Man he looks alot bigger in person! And stronger! Lansing - Who is that? Burst - Its George W Bush you idiot! Lansing - Thats a mask! Burst - What? No way! Thats the real George W! Lansing - This was a set up all along.. Whos under that mask? Burst - You've lost your mind.. I told you!! Thats George W Bush! Hes even got his walking cane. Lansing - Thats a springboard Cane! Burst - Oh... (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Venom looks down at all his battered oppenents.. He helps Nictorine up, Nictorine and Venom grab Showtime and hook him.. They lift him in the air and nail him with a double vertical suplex! Uconners comes from behind on Nictorine and Venom.. He nails Nictorine in the back of the head with his tag title belt, Venom turns around and Uconners kicks him in the stomach and plants him with a DDT right on his title belt. Uconners tries to wake up Showtime... Razor then is visible at the top of the ramp. He runs down without Uconners knowing and jumps up on the ring aprion and connects with a top rope leaping Bull Dog on Uconners. Razor then climbs the turnbuckle and hits The Apocolypse on Uconners. He gets up slowly, slides out of the ring and grabs a mic from the outside then speaks.. Razor - Enough shit Uconners. Now its my time. You pissed me off punk. You will pay! Suddenly the ref looks down at Razor then slides out of the ring with his Cane.. He comes up behind Razor and cracks him in the back of the head with it. Razor hits the ground and the ref slides back into the ring. All men are laying on the mat.. Slowly Venom gets to his feet.. He looks over at Uconners then crawls over and makes the cover... 1...2... Showtime delivers a sledge hammer blow to the back to make the save.. Showtime stands and pulls Venom up, He scoops him up then slams him back on the mat. Showtime looks down and drops his elbow right on Venoms throat! Showtime covers.. 1...2... Svoboda is there for the save, kicking Showtime in the ribs! He lifts Showtime up, then picks him up in the air.. Brainbuster on Showtime! Svoboda covers... 1...2... Uconners nails Svoboda in the back of the head with a steel chair! Svoboda rolls out of the ring to the floor. Venom stands up and Uconners swings the chair, Venom ducks and kicks Uconners in the stomach... Double arm ddt on the chair! Venom rolls ontop of Uconners.. 1...2...3... Nichols - Here are your winners... Venom, Nictorine, and Piter Svoboda! (Venom, Nictorine, Svoboda, Showtime, and Uconners all stand and look over to Blade who is sitting out cold in the corner still.. They run towards him and begin to beat him in the ribs... Suddenly the George W. Mask flies off to show Kozmo looking at all the men brawling. He pulls bakc his cane and nails Nictorine, then he hits Uconners. Both men fall to the mat, Svoboda turns around and he is cracked right in the face with the cane. Kozmo hits Showtime in the ribs with it then smashes him in the head with it. Venom slides out of the ring just as Kozmo swings the stick at him.. He flips Kozmo off on the ramp way as Kozmo points the stick at him and stands tall in the ring, surrounded by carnage.) Lansing - Kozmo took out everyone of them expect Venom! Burst - We are outta time fans! See you Tuesday! (The camera slowly fades out with a final shot of Kozmo standing tall in the ring...) |
