Scenes - Silver
Match - Yellow
Ring Announcer - Aqua
Prez DK - Lime
Kozmo - Orange
Commish Tann - Teal
Kissens - Blue
Greene - Green
Daly - Hot Pink
CA - Dull Pink
PA System - White
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Red Scenes - Silver Match - Yellow Ring Announcer - Aqua Prez DK - Lime Kozmo - Orange Commish Tann - Teal Kissens - Blue Greene - Green Daly - Hot Pink CA - Dull Pink PA System - White |
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(The scene fades in upon The United Center, in a snowy Chicago, IL! Snow lightly falls to the ground covering the cement parking lot and the cars beneath.. hundreds of cars are lined up across the acres of lot in front of the arena.. There is a large line all the way back into the parking lot of fans waiting outside in the freezing weather to get inside to see the great POW action! The camera slowly turns to show a giant POW logo covering over the front of The United Center.. The camera fades and pops back up inside of The United Center.. You imidentally hear screams of thousands of fans in the stands, cheering on there favorite POW wrestlers and events! Signs are hung throughout the arena supporting different POW affiliates.)
*An event like none other that this world has ever seen... From the masters that are like noone else! We have set a new standard just like we promised only months ago. We have taken this dying breed of wrestlers, and broken them into a new generation, one in which we own and that we originated! We warned you that we where coming, but yet you still do not heed the verbal assult. Its time... And then it dawns on you, within seconds you realize that you have never.... Seen anything like this before!*
+BOOOOOOM+
(The screams are cut off as you hear a loud explosion, then lines of huge fireworks and pyro shoot up from the dome shaped enterance way! One after the other all the way down the ramp the explosions go off.. Finally they draw to a close and the camera hovers high over the ring, looking up to the hell in a cell above, then fades down to eye to eye with Nick Burst and Tim Lansing. They sit stary eyed looking into the stirred up crowd, Tim adjusts his tie, as he stares into the camera and begins to speak...)
Lansing - We are most certainly here! A new revolution in E-Wrestling at your hand! Hello everyone Tim Lansing here!
Burst - And I'm Nick Burst! Ya'll know me.. still the same old.. TIMMY!
Lansing - We are hyped tonight because we have the best card that wrestling has ever seen!
Burst - Your damn right we do, none of that Angleless Shitty Wrestling like some feds have!
Lansing - When you say that, one fed comes to mind. But due fear of a lawsuit we will not state the name.
Burst - Yeah we won't say the name of that fed with the Anal Sex Wrestlers.
Lansing - Nope, we will keep our mouths shut.
Burst - Exactally. Well fans we have a hell of a card tonight, with 9 "we're gonna kick the superbowls ratings in the ass" matches.
Lansing - Well put, Plus we have Limp Bizkit, DMX, Red Man, and Method Man here to preform.. And I think they are ready now...
(The camera goes to the stage.. The lights dim low and three spotlights hit down, one blue, one red, and one yellow. They beam down bright onto the stage, as Fred Durst stands with his head down, only showing his red hat.. suddenly the music begins... and he lifts his head...)
Durst - Play that Fuckin Track!! Play that fuckin Track!!!!!!! Limp Bizkit!! DMX!! RED MAN! METHOD MAN!.. Are You Ready!!!!!!!!!!!??????
(The lights kick and shine all over the stage, DMX, Red Man, and Method Man are all standing around Durst, as the song continues..)
Durst - Move in now move out, Hands up now hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me what cha' gonna do now. Breath in now breath out. Hands up now hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha' gonna do now....
Crowd - Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'!
Durst - Now I know y'all be lovin' this shit right here, L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here. People in the house put them hands in the air, Cause if you don't care, then we don't care. See I ain't givin' a fuck, quit pressin' your luck. Untouchable, branded unfuckable. So keep me in this cage, until you run that mouth. Then I'm'a have to play, and brake the fuck out. And it will see you slip, after one round with X. And what am I bringin' next? Just know it's Red and Meth. So where the fuck you at? Punk, shut the fuck up! And back the fuck up while we fuck this track up. Are you ready? Move in now move out, Hands up, now hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha` gonna do now. Breath in now breath out. Hands up, now hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha` gonna do now..
Crowd - Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'!
Red Man - Check my, dangerous langu'atrocious, When I let this nutz hang, focus it's Wu-Tang. What the fuck's a Hootie And The Blowfish I wave my black flag at the roaches Who approches, these twin supersoakers Who have poisenous toughts for copers. Too late to get your blow gun and host it. You're left buttered it up and likely toasted. So what. I drink and smoke to much. So what if I cuss to much, shut the fuck up.
Method Man - Now when we roll, you motherfuckers talkin' your goals, Cause for the platinum I'm jackin' niggaz up in limos. It ain't nothin' for bullets to unbutton your clothes. Description: Yellow Mel, tissue up in his nose. Swing the vine on the baboon nuts, I'm hairy as hell, at the held, and tattooed up I'm a dawg only fuckin' in the bathroom (what?) In high school I dealt only with the classroom's sluts.
Red Man - My name is: Johny, Donny, Brasco, talk the gacko, Cut you're cash flow, Yell if you want money. Funny, i'm hungry doubly snatch crumbs from me Dark and hot bitch, mixed parties in the mosh pit.
Method Man - And I'm the D.O., you lookin' at the raw invented. On friday I spit 35 to 40 minutes. Smell up the bathroom like Craig Poone was in it. Ending up, pull your back who swores up in it Anyone can match me, I'm crack 'em all in the guiness. Fuck how many thugs, and playas, and ballas in it Brick city shao-limp better call the senates Boys that are run up in your white mall and spill it.
Durst - Move in now move out, Hands up now hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha` gonna do now. Breath in now breath out. Hands up now hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha` gonna do now.
Crowd - Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'!
(The fans scream as DMX steps into the spot light.. He holds the mic to his mouth and begins his rap..)
DMX - It just don't give no darker to that kid with the parker. Bald head with the boots, the shoots to make a sparkle. I'm a fair nigga, but ain't there nigga. Thicker then the hair trigga so if you dare nigga, It'll be like your man, tryin' to hold your brain to your head. But it will be shittin' on yourself, cause you're already dead. And at the funeral you won't need a casket, I'm leavin' just enough room to stuff you in the basket. But just get the tasket (what?), nobody needs an ass kickin'. (what?) My mom never let me forget that I'm a bastard. Ain't never been shit and ain't gonna be shit, That's why I take shit, whenever I see shit. It's just that the shit, these sharper do what I wanna do. And that's what I'm gonna do, right here in front of you And i'll be runnin', where your man straight up out! You niggaz ain't runnin' a fuckin' thing but your mouths.
Durst - POW!!! GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
(The fans stand and scream like never before as the stage shakes from the hardcore music.)
Durst - Move in now move out, Hands up and hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha` gonna do now. Breath in now breath out. Hands up and hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha` gonna do now. Come On!!!
Crowd - Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'!
Durst - You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? You can't mess with Limp Bizkit. (why?) Because we get it on. (when?) Every day and every night. (oh) See this platinum thing right here? (uh-huh) Well we're doin' it all the time. (what?) So you gotta gets some better beats and-a get some better rhymes. (dough!) But if you really really really wanna get shit started. Then people everywhere just get retarded. Get retarded. Get retarded. Then people everywhere just get retarded. Now move in now move out, Hands up now hands down, Back up, back up. Tell me whatcha` gonna do now. Breath in now breath out. Hands up now hands down, Back up, back up.
Crowd - Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'! Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'!
Durst - Thank you everybody!
Burst - I love it! This place is on fire! HA HA!
Lansing - That was Limp Biscuts and the Melody Man.
Burst - What the fuck? Your a fag Tim.
Lansing - What? Did I say it wrong?
Burst - Its Limp Bizkit, Method Man, Red Man, and DMX! Get it right dip shit.
Lansing - I was close enough.
Burst - I hope they kick your ass for that.
(The camera comes up now backstage in a small room. The walls are an aqua color and the carpet is blue. A clock on the wall reads 3:18 PM, obviously this has been pre-recorded. The camera comes down and pans across the room, past two small rubber plants. Then, we stop as we reach a leather sofa. Sitting there, in a flourecent yellow jacket and baggy cargo pants, is Trauma. He has his hair tied back in a bandana and his face is concentrating on the camera. Sitting beside him is another man, who is well known to the POW. A man who has cheated here in the POW. A former Cruiserweight and World Champion, Razor. He is dressed in a red shirt and a pair of faded jeans. As Smokie Greene is sitting on a leather arm chair, waiting.....)
Trauma - Damn it, are you gonna ask me something or not??!!
Greene - Em, yeah! Well, first things first. welcome to the POW. Now, I see your all set and ready for your match. What do you have to say about your opponent, Falre?
Trauma - Well, Flare, simply put I am walking into this match ready and focused. Guess its just down to time now. All I can simpy state is that I have the ability to win this one.
Greene - Also, Razor, I see your here, are you planning to rejoin the POW?
Razor - Son, hell no I aint. I'm just here to watch my man Trauma in action. If I wanted to get back in the action here in the POW, I woulda made a cooling off period first. It's simply a matter of watching an old buddy whip some ass you know? FRONT ROW CENTRE BABY!!!
Greene - And finally, Trauma, what can be expected from you in the future?
Trauma - A whole load of ass whooping and a whole load of gold. Apart from that, a living hell for the rest of the superstars here..... Flare, tonights the night!!!!
(The camera fades, then comes back up on the front row centre of the stadium. Razor is sitting there, he waves at the camera, before it cuts back to the commentators...)
Lansing - Wow, Trauma is ready for anything tonight! Lets get down to our first match of the night!
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a #1 Contender to the North American Title match! Coming to the ring at this time.. Lance Olden!
PA System - This is, my Last Resort...
(The lights dim and the stage area is completely dark. Last Resort Then Blasts the PA and the whole stage is covered with smoke from explosions and Lance comes walking through the middle of it. He stops in the middle of the ramp and raises his arms in the air, he swings them down violently and the stage behind him erupts in explosions. Lance climbs in the ring and walks to his corner to wair for his opponent.)
Nichols - And his oppenent... Lester Moore!
(When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000 erupts and to a mixed emotion, The Psychotic One enters the arena, smiling, while blankly staring into the crowd.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The match begins with Olden and Moore locking up. Olden gets the advantage, and brings Moore to his knees. Moore counters by flipping around and completing with an arm bar take down. Moore gets Olden in a head lock down on the mat. Olden elbows his way out of it, and gets to his feet, and sends Moore to the ropes, Olden catches him for a spinning spinebuster. He covers, 1..2.. and Moore kicks out. Olden lifts Moore to his feet, and delivers a diving reverse DDT. He pins Moore again, 1..2.. and Moore barely kicks out. Olden argues with the ref, as Moore rolls him up from behind, 1..2.. and Olden rolls out of it. Moore swings for a big right hand, but Olden ducks, and hits Moore with a spear! Olden gets up, and goes to the top rope. Moore gets to his feet, and turns around right into a Missile Drop Kick. Olden covers Moore again, 1...2.. and Moore once again kicks out. Olden lifts Moore to his feet for a belly to back suplex. He keeps a hold of Moore and delivers a second, and then struggles for a third, but connects with it! Olden covers Moore, 1..2... and Moore gets his foot on the bottom rope! Olden knocks his foot down and covers again, 1...2... and Moore gets it on again. Olden takes it off and holds it down for the cover this time, 1...2. and Moore easily knocks Olden off. Olden stands on his feet and goes off the ropes and hits Moore with a diving crossbody, but Moore counters it with an extra roll on the mat, and gets the cover on Olden, 1...2... and Olden kicks out at the last moment. Moore climbs to the top rope, and as he gets there, Olden gets up from playing possum, and shakes the rope, and Moore falls to his jewels, and then tilts over, and falls to the outside of the ring. Olden crawls out of the ring, and rolls Moore back in. Olden then gets on the mat outside the ropes, with Moore now on his feet in the ring, and Olden gives more a diamond cutter across the top rope. Olden then takes Moore's foot, and slides him into the corner, and Olden takes Moore's legs, putting one on each side of the ring post, and then slides him at the post, damaging Moore's junk. Olden slides back into the ring, and gets in position, waiting for Moore to get up so he can execute the Last Resort... Moore stands up, leaning over a bit in pain, and as he turns around, Olden grabs him and picks him up for the Last Resort, and hits it! Olden covers, 1...2...3!!
Nichols - Here is your winner and #1 Contender to the North American Title... Lance Olden!
Burst - Nothing worse then watching a jobber match.
Lansing - Jobbers? Those guys are great!
Burst - Maybe in your eyes, then again you think Benny should be world champion!
Lansing - What? Whats wrong with Benny?
Burst - Nothing, besides the fact that hes your gay lover!
Lansing - No way Nick, we are friends.
Burst - Fuck Friends, Anal Allies!
Lansing - Thats not funny!
(The camera cuts backstage to show an attractive young lady entering the arena. The men in the audience break out in applause as she takes a step through the door and looks around..)
Burst - Woah! Shes hot!
(She looks around as if shes lost, and suddenly is approached by Jackie Kissens..)
Kissens - Can I help you?
Daly - Yes, I seem to be lost... I am looking for Prez DK's office.
Kissens - Yes you do, you need to go out that door, get in your little car, and get the fuck outta here.
Daly - You don't understand, I'm Jessica Daly.. The new POW reporter!
Kissens - You don't understand.. listen here bitch, you stay away from POW.. This is my fed, and I'll be damned if some little slut walks in and tries to steel my....
(C.A. stops in her tracks as she is walking by... The guy yell and wistle in the crowd as she turns and begins to speak.)
C.A. - Jackie, leave the new girl alone.
Kissens - Who the hell are you, some third rate singer who is trying to get a job wrestling here?
C.A. - No, I am a first class bitch thats about to kick your ass!
Kissens - Listen Daly, I'm warning you, get the hell outta here...
C.A. - Leave her alone! Come on Daly, I will show you DK's office..
(C.A. and Daly walk past Kissens as she stands pissed as ever. The scene cuts back to the commentary booth..)
Burst - Damn, I was looking forward to a cat fight! I had my pants unbuttoned and everything!
Lansing - Thats gross Nick.
Burst - Better then letting your mother do it for you..
Lansing - What? How did you kn.. I mean... What are you talking about?
Burst - Ewww.. That even grosses me out! I wanna see CA and Kissens go at it!
Lansing - That would make a good fight!
Burst - Fight? No I am talking about going down on each other!
Lansing - That'd be good too!
Burst - This next match is sapouse to be a stable war between 6 idiots that can't wrestle for shit, so to make it exciting we are holding it in an alley and making it a dumpster match!
Lansing - Well Kannyon has not been seen at all today, but I am told he taped a segment last night for us to see...
(Its early in the evening Saturday night, The camera is coming the area for talent to arrive. The camera comes to the "all but famous" 1992 blue ford tempo. Out of the car steps Kannyon, Kannyon approaches the camera and looks deep into the camera to the point where he could burn a hole in it.)
Kannyon - I'm sorry Zulu Kru, but it looks like it is going to be 3 on 2. I can't take it anymore. I came back to the E Fed circut after a two year lay off. Two years I wanted to know if I still had what it took to get back in the ring and deal with the quote on quote "Big Dogs". I stumbled apon the POW offices after one of my KRU mates was signed by DK. Then I gave "The South End Pimp Master" El Bobo Rey a call and got him signed. I have my matches and I just don't give a shit anymore. If you can't have fun at your job then why do it. So someday i might return. Lance Olden, Don't take credit for me leaving. If i would have gave it my all, The "rookie" rumble would have been mine. You were a good opponent, but If i came back. Your ass is MINE!!! Now get the fuck away from me you piece of shit camera man.
(Scene ends as the ford tempo is skidding through the parking lot. The camera fades back to the commentary booth.. )
Burst - Big loss there.. Ha! Looks like a 2 on 3 match!
Lansing - Zulu Kru has there work cut out for them.
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a dumpster match... All contestants are currently in the alley!
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
You see the 5 men standing in the alley with the dumpster between them. Rey and Dragon attack Rage, but Inferno and Sledge get Rey and Dragon away from him. Sledge rams Dragon's head into the dumpster. Inferno then DDTs Rey to the blacktop ground. Rage gets and goes to punch Dragon, but Dragon falls and Rage hits Inferno. Sledge then throws Rage into the brick wall for hitting their teammate. Inferno gets up and starts beating up on Rage, as Rey and Dragon double team Sledge. Rey nails a brick across Sledge's head, and then they toss him in the dumpster. Rey and Dragon then interrupt the little brawl between Inferno and Rage, and they ram their heads against eachothers. Then Rey takes Inferno and Dragon takes Rage, and they slam both of them into the dumpsters side. Rey now has a 2x4, and breaks it over Rage's head! Dragon picks Rage up, and powerbombs him into the dumpster. Inferno then low blows Rey, and hits him in the face with half of the broken 2x4. Inferno gets up, and gives Rey a tombstone onto the snow covered blacktop head first!! Dragon goes to save Rey, but Inferno hits Dragon in the gut with part of the 2x4, then gives him a fameasser to the ground. Inferno then dumps Rey into the dumpster, as you see Rage trying to get out, but Inferno punches him three times, until he fell back in, even though he's on his team. Then as Inferno turned around, Dragon kicks Inferno in the gut, Twist-o-Fate! Dragon picks Inferno up, and throws him into the dumpster for the win, just as the masked man walked behind him, with a white singapore cane in hand, and tilts his head without Dragon looking, and then proceeds on cracking the cane over the back of Dragon's head!
Nichols - Your winners, the Zulu Kru!
(The masked man then throws Dragon into the dumpster, and continues on walking, with the orange stocking hat on that was seen with Venom, and by Overdose in the Pre-PPV Show.)
Lansing - Now tell me Nick, shouldn't Bryan Tann be a suspect? I mean, he seems to hate Dragon for what he did to Smokey Greene last week on Slam..
Burst - Don't accuse Tann like that nimrod! Did you, or did you not see the orange hat? Venom was wearing it earlier, remember?! Then it was by Overdose when he was laid out by the masked man, remember that?! It's more than obvious that it's Venom.
Lansing - Ever heard of a set up?
Burst - Ever heard of testicles?
Lansing - Your brain, use it.
Burst - Your balls, grow 'em! Or should I say, your cunt, finger it!
Lansing - Guess we can call them the Zulu Two now! HE HE!
Burst - Thats the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Lansing - I thought it was funny...
Burst - Yeah, Funny.. It was damn funny. See me laugh, ha ha.
Lansing - Told you it was funny!
Burst - Thats sarcaism dip shit.
(The camera cuts to show Venom trudging down the hall... He walks up to Overdoses lockerroom door and bangs out it loudly with both fists... Nobody answers. The camera cuts off to show Marcus Swift preparing for his match, suddenly he turns around and looks eye to eye with the masked man. Swift grabs a chair and slings it at the masked man, but the man ducks.. The lights cut out and then flick back on, you see the lockerroom door wide open and a mask laying next to Swifts bruised body, as blood runs down from his busted nose.)
Burst - He strikes again! Somehow Venom was two places at once...
Lansing - What? Its not Venom! And we know at the pre show that Overdose got knocked out.. but did he get hit by Venom or the masked man?
Burst - Venom is the masked man dumbass!
Lansing - No hes not, its impossible! Its got to be Overdose, hes the only one left.. When he got hit earlier, no mask was left.. Just Venoms hat!
Burst - Your an idiot Tim. Its so obvious that the masked man is Venom, hes been the masked man for 2 months now! Open your eyes!
Lansing - Whatever Nick, Lets get to our next match!
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a Trauma Unit Match! Coming down to the ring at this time.. Trauma!
("Sic" bursts from the PA system and the crowd cheers, and some boo, as Trauma appears from the ramp. As pyros explode, he runs down to the ring and slides in. He climbs the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent..)
Nichols - And his oppenent... Flare!
PA System - It's Alright, It's Alright, It's Alright, She Moves in Mysterious Ways...
(U2s "Mysterious Ways" hits the PA as the crowd rises to their feet, and the lights dim out to a pitch black. A bunch of pyros fly, as you can see a little figure scamper their way down to the ring. Everyone looks into the ring, seeing the small Flare in the ring. Standing 2'5" and weighing at 62 pds, he stands there, his large green ears standing high, and his big bulging eyes open wide. He has a grin on his face. A large grin. He has on a khaki coloured toga type get-up, and no shoes. He stands there, awaiting the bell, leaning on the bottom rope.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The match begins with Flare and Trauma in the back in door parking lott, right by an ambulance with the back of it wide open. Flare starts off the match by grabbing Trauma ball the balls, and whipping him down to the concrete ground. He then picks him back up, and irish whips him into a soda machine, breaking it open, sending soda cans all over the place. Flare hobbles towards Trauma, as Trauma picks up a Sprite and throws it at Flare, hitting him in the face. Flare falls back, as some green liquid, maybe his blood, starts to come out where he was hit. Trauma tips over the machine, and it lands on top of Flare. You can see his hairy green arm still sticking out from under the soda machine. Trauma looks around, thinking of what to do, then walks towards the ambulance, and gets in the drivers side, and starts to back it up, and backs over the soda machine! Trauma gets out and moves over the soda machine hoping to see Flare in a great deal of pain, but instead, Flare is no where to be seen! Until from behind, Flare jumps onto Trauma's shoulders from the top of the ambulance, and gives Trauma a hurricarana onto the machine! Flare starts punching away at Trauma's face. Flare picks him up, and throws him into the back of the ambulance. As Flare tries to reach up and shut the doors, Trauma reaches out and pulls Flare into the ambulance with him. Trauma throws Flare to the side, causing things to break and fall all over the place. Trauma then nails Flare over the head with part of a stretcher, knocking him out of the ambulance. Trauma grabs a needle used to give shots, and jumps out of the ambulance as well. He walks around to the front of the ambulance, and lifts up the hood. As he does so, you hear the ambulance start up, and you see Flare behind the wheel!
Burst - That.. thing can't drive!
Flare guns it, and Trauma drops the hood, and is hit by the ambulance, and jumps up onto the hood, and rolls hard through the windshield! Flare stops the ambulance, and looks over to see a bloody Trauma from going through the windshield, but Trauma has the needle still in his hand, and he stabs Flare with the needle, and Trauma starts to inject some kind of blue substance into Flare, which looks like antifreeze that he got when he opened up the hood.
Burst - He just injected Flare with antifreeze! That'd kill a human being!
Trauma leaves the needle in Flare's neck, as Trauma pushes Flare out of the ambulance, and he hits hard onto the concrete ground. Trauma gets out, and sees a metal chain off to the side, and picks it up. He swings it around and around, and nails Flare right across the face with it as he tried to stand. Trauma puts Flare up against the front of the ambulance, and tied him to it with the chain, covering up the license plate number. Trauma gets back into the drivers seat, and starts the ambulance back up, and floors it going straight at the big closed sliding kind of garage door. Trauma runs the ambulance right into it, and breaks it right down, and gets out into the blizzard like conditions outside, and starts skidding out of control, putting it on 2 wheels for a second, and nearly completely tipping over the ambulance. Trauma stops in the middle of a street, and gets out. He sees Flare is still chained to the front end of the ambulance, covered in green blood. Trauma unchains him, and Flare jumps onto Trauma and begins biting him! Trauma falls back into a snow drift. Flare rams Trauma's face into the snow, as some of the snow turns green from Flare's blood. Flare then makes a snow ball, or more like an ice ball, and as Trauma gets up, chucks it at his face, nailing Trauma on the cheek, causing it to turn a red rashy color. Trauma bends down in pain, but then tackles Flare down into the snow. Trauma starts choking the life out of Flare, covering his face completely in snow. Trauma gets up and goes to the back of the ambulance and pulls out a stretcher. He carries it over by where he was beating up Flare, and sees that there is an imprint of where he was in the snow, and Trauma starts to follow the footprints. The footprints lead onto someone's porch, where, Flare is hiding under a table, with a shovel in hand. A kid is sitting in the snow, trying not to cry with a terrified look on his face.
Trauma - Did you see some little ugly green mutant walk by, by any chance?
The kid shrugs his shoulders, as from behind, Flare nails Trauma over the head with the shovel. Flare then irish whips Trauma through a sliding glass door, into the kid's house!
Lansing - Where in the hades are they going!?
In the house, you see an old lady see Flare and start screaming, as Flare starts screaming as well. Trauma then grabs Flare from behind, and rams his head into a heating oven! Flare pulls himself out, with a cookie in his mouth. He spits it out into Trauma's face. Flare then breaks a plate over Trauma's head, and Trauma falls to the ground, but finds a fork lying around, and grabs it, and stabs Flare in the leg with it. Flare bends down and pulls it out in pain, as Trauma gets to his feet. Trauma picks Flare up and runs his head along the dinner table that has food all lined up on it. Flare has all types of shit on him now. Trauma then breaks a glass milk jug over Flare's head, and lifts him up, POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! Trauma then throws Flare into a China cabinet, breaking everything in it!
Man of House - You're gonna pay for that son, I'm calling the police.
Trauma - Ah bite me scumbag!
Trauma throws Flare back through the broken glass door. Trauma sticks Flare's head in between two posts on the deck/porch, causing Flare's head to be stuck. Trauma tries pulling it back out, but instead finds a chain saw laying around.
Burst - Where the hell did he get that?
He cuts off one of the posts, and goes for Flare's head, but Flare moves right in time. Flare pokes Trauma in the eyes, and slams his head off the wooden railing. He then starts to drag Trauma back to where the ambulance is. Flare finds the stretcher and lies Trauma on it, and starts rolling it towards the ambulance. He's about to dump Trauma into the ambulance, but Trauma jumps up off of the stretcher just as Flare pushes it in halfway. Trauma pushes Flare against the ambulance, and then swings the stretcher, hitting Flare and knocking him into the ambulance. Trauma throws the stretcher in on top of Flare, and Trauma shuts the door. Trauma raises his hands in victory.
Nichols - And the winner of the bout, TRAUMA!!!
(You hear a scuffle by the ambulance, and the next thing you see if Dustin Neal getting in the ambulance, and starts driving it towards a bridge, and is going to let it go off the bridge, and just before it does, he jumps out of the ambulance, and sends the ambulance flying off of a bridge and into a river! Dustin Neal looks at it fall, as the crowd pops in the arena as they see Flare standing by Dustin Neal's side.)
Dustin Neal - What a trauma!!
Lansing - Things are getting more intense by the minute here, as we get into the major matches!
Burst - This is what POW is made of Tim! We come in slow then hit you hard! Almost like that time I boned your sister?
Lansing - What? You did what? And now we have a Triple Threat Cruiserweight title match!
Burst - Feather weights kick ass! They strain your eyes if you watch them too long!
Lansing - They are definitly fast paced.
(Nick Burst leans down and you see smoke slowly puff up under the commentary table...)
Lansing - Whats that smoke from Nick?
Burst - Oh shit.. the wires are on fire!
Lansing - What?
Burst - The wires are on fire!! Shit...
(Nick leaps up as the commentary table slowly catches flame, Tim throws down his headset and grabs his gay looking jacket.. Quickly POW Ring Staff rushes down with two security members, they estinguish the fire as the security keeps people back. A guard walks over to Nick and begins to speak..)
Secuirty - How did this get started Nick?
Burst - Well.. We where sitting there and uh... Tim decided he'd light up a joint! Yeah thats it...
Lansing - What? I have never touched that stuff.
Burst - Don't lie! Check his jacket, I bet hes got a sack of weed in there.
Lansing - What? Check me over!
(A security guard pushes Tim against the guard rail and begins to frisk him..)
Burst - I think Tims enjoying that a little much...
(The guard reaches in Tims jacket and pulls out a condom, he looks down and sees the date on it is '01-28-87')
Burst - Holy hell! I have never held a condom more then a week, hes had that sucker for 14 years!
(The guard pulls out a hair tie, a shoe string, and a tampon from Tims pockets.. The crowd is silent, then break out in laughter. The ring crew brings down another commentary table and quickly. Burst sits down, still laughing as Tim takes and seat and they begin to speak...)
Burst - Now I am gonna ask what the whole world is wondering... Wait no I'm not, I don't wanna know! Either your the ugliest woman I have ever seen or you got anal fucked last night!
Lansing - No no no.. That was my moms...
Burst - Oh shit.. Don't talk to me anymore you imbreading son of a bitch. You make me sick.. Lets get to the next match!
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a Cruiserweight title match! First man to get 3 falls wins! Coming to the ring at this time... Jaypac!
(Jaypac appears on the ramp as the ladies let out there screams... He stares down his oppenents as he slides into the ring..)
Nichols - Now on his way to the ring... Dustin Neal!
PA System - Fatal Flava... You Can Hate Me Now!!
("Hate Me Now" begins to play. Smoke begins to fill the entrance area. The smoke settles and there stands Dustin Neal with his hands pointing towards the air on the left, then on the right. Dustin stares into the ring and begins to strut his way to the ring. Dustin sits on one of the turnbuckles and waits for the bell to ring.)
Nichols - And finally.. The POW Cruiserweight Champion... Icecold!
PA System - Uh...Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh..Wait a Minute Now..UH-Ohhhhhhhhhhh
(Icecold comes out as fireworks go off. He walks with his cool walk down to the ring. he takes off his blue suit and his jewelry and gives it to a fine lady in da crown sitting front row. He then flips into the ring and gets on all four turnbuckles and shows off to the crowd.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The bell rings, Jaypac and Neal quickly begin to double team on Icecold. The Cruiserweight Champion tries to batttle back. Throwing some heavy rights to the midsections of Jaypac and Neal, but eventually he's overcome with the attack. Jaypac and Neal whip Icecold into the rope and take him down with a double clothesline. Neal then bends down starting to put the bad mouth to Icecold. The instant he turns around, he's caught with a HUGE standing drop kick from Jaypac!! Jaypac then bounces off the near side ropes dropping a devastatingly lightning fast leg drop to Dustin Neal. He then goes for the quick cover.. 1.... ~Neal kicks out after the one count. Jaypac then mounts him throwing some heavy rights. Icecold bounces off the ropes and delievers a front dropkick to the back of Jaypac's head. Icecold then pulls Neal up and hooks him into a Northern Light's suplexe, but before the ref goes for e count, Neal kicks out. As Icecold gets to his feet, he's whipped into the ropes by Jaypac. Jaypac leap frogs over Icecold. When Icecold comes back, Jaypac drops. Icecold leaps over Jaypac. As he comes back, Jaypac goes for a clothesline. As Icecold ducks Dustin Neal connects with a beautiful spear. He then explodes up and hits Jaypac with a nice Lou Thesz press throwing some heavy rights to the side of Jaypac's head. Neal then stands up and yells..
Neal - PO FUCKIN W!
Neal then begins putting the boots to Jaypac. When Icecold pulls himself up and comes after Neal, Neal ducks the right hand and tackles Icecold to the mat and begins throwing repeated rights to Icecold's jaw. The ref begins trying to pull Neal off of Icecold. Neal gets up and shoves the ref..
Neal - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN? HUH? YOU GET IN MY WAY ONE MORE...
Before Neal knows what happened, Icecold rolls him up in a schoolboy going for the pin. 1...2...3!
Nichols - Winner of his first call Icecold!
As soon as Icecold stands he's caught with a heavy clothesline from Neal. The instant Icecold goes down, Jaypac catches Neal with a spinning wheel kick. Jaypac then picks up Neal and body slams him to the mat then drops a quick elbow smash, followed by another. Icecold then comes up behind Jaypac and they begin trading punches left and right. Jaypac is then caught with a strong right from Icecold. Jaypac bounces off the rope, yet drops down and hits Icecold with a low blow. He then rolls Icecold up for the pin. 1...2... Neal breaks up the pin, then pulls Jaypac up and throws him over the top rope. Neal then turns back to Icecold and begins putting the boots to him, obviously still pissed off from the quick pin. Icecold finally rolls out of the ring after taking so many boots. By this time Jaypac is pulling himself back up, and slides into the ring. Jaypac then kicks Neal in the stomach executes a beautiful neckbreaker. He then goes for the pin.. 1...2... Neal kicks out just before the ref's hand hit for 3. Jaypac then begins to pull Neal up, suddenly Neal quickly gets Jaypac onto his shoulders AND EXECUTES FATAL FAVOR! He then goves for the cover 1...2...3!
Nichols - Winner of his first fall Dustin Neal!!
Icecold begins pulling himself back into the ring, Neal charges over clotheslining Icecold back over the top rope. Neal then gets a sick, twisted look on his face. He heads out of the ring and grabs the Cruiserweight Title Belt!!! He then slides under the bottom rope and lays it down in the center of the ring. He then grabs Jaypac and flips off the crowd, he then executes a BRUTAL jumping tornado DDT. Jaypac's head makes a sickening crunch on the belt. When Neal turns him over, Jaypac's head is busted WIDE open and he's not moving an inch. Neal then goes for another cover. 1...2...3!
Nichols - Winner of his second fall, Dustin Neal!
Neal stands up, then looks over seeing Icecold pulling himself back up. Neal then runs over to the turnbuckle, springboards off and takes Icecold down with a BEAUTIFUL vaulting body press. Both men are down on the outside as the ref is checking over the motionless body of Jaypac. The ref starts snapping his fingers trying to revive him, to no avail. He then motions for the EMTs to come to the ring to help out Jaypac. As the EMTs head to the ring Icecold and Neal are going at it back and forth. Icecold rams Neal's head into the spanish announce table. Neal falls back, Icecold then drops an elbow right into Neal's chest. Meanwhile in the ring, the EMTs have Jaypac on a stretcher taking him from ringside. Icecold then picks up a chair and swings it at Neal's head. Neal ducks, the chair ringing LOUDLY against the ring post. Neal then grabs Icecold's tights from the front and pulls him into the ring post. Icecold then falls back holding his head in pain. Neal pulls himself up still a bit hurtin from the announce table. He then pulls Icecold up and rolls him into the ring. Neal then climbs the top rope and begins playing to the crowd. He then goes for a Somersault Leg Drop BUT ICE COLD MOVES!!!! Both men are on the ground now. Icecold, from the shot from the ringpost, and Neal from the missed move. After a few minutes, Neal begins to make his way to his feet. Icecold as well. Neal is still hunched over, Icecold then takes a step back AND EXECUTES THE ICEBREAKA! 1...2...3!
Nichols - Here is the winner of his second fall.. Icecold!
Both men are still down however as both are pretty spent from the blows they've taken. Icecold then rolls back over onto Neal going for another pin..1...2... Neal shoots his shoulder up. Icecold pulls himself up, on wobbly legs, he then pulls Neal up with him. He throws Neal into the ropes and connects with a HUGE back body drop. Icecold falls to his knees after the move, still a bit out of it. Neal rolls over to his stomach, the Cruiserweight title right in his reach. He groans and grabs the title pulling it into his chest. Icecold makes his way to his feet and moves over to Neal. As he pulls Neal up, Neal NAILS him in the head with the belt!!! Icecold is laying on the mat with his head gushing blood. Neal then stands up slamming hte belt down. He then hooks Icecold up AND LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! Icecold is HOWLING in pain, but will not tap out. The ref continues asking Icecold if he'll tap out, but Icecold just won't do it! Neal is wrenching back, screaming out in rage, trying to snap Icecold's back in two! After almost a minute and a half, Icecold stops moving, blood is everywhere. The ref finally calls for the bell.
Nichols - Here is your winner and new POW Cruiserweight Champion... Dustin Neal!!
(Neal however won't release the hold! The ref finally manages to pull Neal off.)
Lansing - Neal just snapped!
(Stumbling through the halls at Xplicit Content is newcomer Travis Calhoun. The 6'4, 265 pound bohemith walks up to the locker room of rookie Shane Patterson, who is awaiting his matchup with Blade. He opens the door and walks in.)
Travis - Shane?
(Shane Patterson is sitting on a chair with a towel around his neck, he hears his name and turns around.)
Shane - Travis, where the hell were you last week.
Travis - Dude, I couldn't find my plane ticket.
Shane - You couldn't find it?
Travis - I think my dog ate it..
Shane - Whatever, I have a match to win.
(Shane walks out of the locker room with Travis close behind him. When Travis turns around an envelope falls out of his pocket and hits the floor. The camera zooms in on it. On the back in Sharpie it reads, "Plane Ticket". The scene cuts out to the match.)
Lansing - Was it just me, or did a plane ticket fall out of Travis's pocket?
Burst - I didn't see anything.
Lansing - How could you not see that?
Burst - Your going nuts Tim. Too much incest for you!
Lansing - Thats not funny Nick.
Burst - Its not funny.. Its True! Its Damn True!
Lansing - Lets get down to the match next match..
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a hardcore, Perfectional Title Contension Match! Coming to the ring at this time.. Shane Patterson!
(You ain't Hard By Bad Azz and Technic plays. The lights begin to strobe and Golden flakes drop from the cieling. The crowd begins to respond with cheers. Shane walks out with his muscular body glad in a pair of Golden wrestling trunks PERFECTION written on the back in red. He makes his way down to the ring playing the crowd. Then as he reaches the bottom of the ramp. He has Pyro's of Gold coloring go off begind him And The Perfect Champion flashes on the POW tron.)
Nichols - And his oppenent.. Blade!
PA System - Don't be afraid... Be scared as hell!
(The lights go black as the introduction for "Rollin Remix" starts to blast over the loud speakers. As soon as the intro ends a huge amount of pyros blast all over the top of the stage and the lights start flashing red, silver, purple, and green as the actual song starts to play. Then as the first chorus begins to play Blade enters through the curtains as a video of his greatest victories flash on the large monitor above the stage. He continues to walk down the aisle as the crowd lets out loud cheers for him. He finally get to the ring and climbs up on the apron. He then turns to face the crowd and as soon as Busta Rhyme's rap solo starts he raises both belts in the air and sticks out his tongue in an evil fashion. As this happens red flames burst out from all four corners of the ring. He then enters the ring, still holding his belt in his hands, and walks to the far left corner turnbuckle where he sits and waits for his opponent.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Shane runs at Blade and spears him! Blade's head hits the ground with a loud thump. The ref checks on Blade as Shane taunts the fans. Blade quickly gets up and kicks Shane from behinde. Shane and Blade start to go punch to punch! Blade is on a roll!! Shane falls to the floor. The fans are roaring for more as Blade stomps away at Shane! Shane pulls Blade's left leg and he falls to the floor. Shane stands up and pulls Blade to his feet.
Burst - That's real talent, almost.. Perfect, ya see!
Lansing - It's not over!
Shane throws Blade agianst the ropes. Blade runs back into a awesome Spinebuster!
Lansing - Oh good lord!
Shane punches away at Blades head. The ref pulls Shane off Blade. Blade slowly gets to his feet as Shane fights with the ref. Blade shakes off the beating. Shane pushes away the ref as he goes for a closeline but Blade ducks and kicks the back of Shane's knee. Shane falls onto his face and Blade quickly grabs Shanes legs and locks him in a Boston Crap! Shane screams.. He then manges to get his right leg free and kick off Blade. Shane runs out of the ring. As Blade show-boats for the fans. Shane goes under the ring and grabs a kendo stick and a trash can. He places the trash can in the ring and carrys the kendo stick into the ring. Blade runs at him and delivers a drop kick but Shane moves out of the way and smacks Blade with the kendo stick in mid air. He begins to whip Blade over and over agian with the kendo stick. Blade grabs the trash can and tosses it at Shanes head. Shane falls down onto his head. Shane falls to the ground. Blade gets to his feet and stomps on Shane. He picks up Shane and puts him in the corner and punches his ribs over and over. Shane falls to his knees then his onto his face. Blade walks out of the ring and goes under the ring and grabs a table. He sets it up, outside the ring. He pulls Shane outside the ring but Shane quickly fights back as nthey start to go punch to punch agian. This time Shane gets the upper hand has he sweeps Blade down with a kick to his ankle. Blade falls back onto his head. Shane goes back under the ring and grabs yet another kendo stick and bashes the tip into Blades face. Then a second lash right over the face of Blade. He goes into the ring dragging Blade with him. Shane throws Blade agianst the ropes. Shane lines up a hip check. Blade gets hip checked outside the ring through the table!!
Lansing - Holy Heaven!
Burst - That is prefectly perfect!
Lansing - Just watch the match!
Shane climbs to ringside and jumps off and lands a elbow smash. The ref counts.. 1.. 2.. Kick out!
Lansing - You show em Blade!
Burst - It's not over...
Lansing - Shut UP!!
Burst - I'll pull some Shane shit on yo' ass!
Lansing - Whatever...
Shane grabs Blade by the head and drags him up the ramp. There is a man waiting on top of the ring
Burst - Who's that?!
Lansing - Umm.. Travis Calhoun!!
Burst - Who?
Lansing - He has a chair!!!
Burst - Blast BLADE away!!!
The man runs down but Shane runs away to the side to hide. Travis swings at Blade, but he ducks and Blade kicks him in his belly. The chair flys up and knocks out Travis and Blade out cold when it lands on there head.. Shane looks around and lays on top of Shane. 1... 2.. 3!!!
Nichols - Here is your winner and new Perfectional Title #1 Contender... Shane Patterson!!
Lansing - Well I guess Patterson and Travis Calhoun are still together!
Burst - Patterson didn't need his help! Patterson can beat anyone in POW!
Lansing - Hes got talent...
Burst - You just don't understand Tim.. Shane is god!
Lansing - I thought you said Halesz was god?
Burst - So they are co-gods, I'm a poly-theist!
Lansing - Ah.. ok.
(The camera suddenly cuts backstage to show Driggs, he is walking down the hall, when suddenly he turns around.. out of no where the masked man charges at him and spears him to the mat. Driggs reaches up and grabs at his mask, he pulls at it and yanks it off when the lights cut out... You hear a loud crack and when the light comes back on Driggs is laying out cold on the ground with the mask still in his hand, and a cut across his forehead... The camera cuts back to the commentary table.)
Burst - And Venom hits again!
Lansing - Here we go again.. Lets drop this and get to the next match.
Burst - Whatever you say Cap'n Dildo.
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a Perfectional title match! Coming to the ring at this time.. Nictorine!
(The lights dim, and "From This Day" by Machine Head blasts through the PA. Nictorine tears through the curtains and walks out to the ramp. He stops at the top and takes a drink of his water bottle, then tosses it into the crowd. As the fans fight for the water bottle, Nictorine also tosses his sunglasses into the crowd. He then struts down the ramp with a smirk on his face. He walks up the ring steps and climbs through the ropes. He then starts to pump up the crowd a little taunting them on the second rope..)
Nichols - And his oppenent.. Ray Price!
("Back In Black" by AC/DC blares over the arena. The fans stand and focus their attention towards the entrance way. After a few moments, out comes the large Ray Price. He stops at the top of the way and begins to pound on his chest. Price then walks down to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The match starts out with Nic crawling to the outside, and lifts up the apron, and reaches under the ring. He pulls out a trash can, with all sorts of goodies in it. He throws it in the ring, and Price catches it, he dumps everything out, and as Nic gets back in, Price nails him right across the head with the trash can. He puts the can down, and picks up the kendo stick. He hits Nic right in between the eyes with it, then cracks it across the top of Nic's head into 2 pieces. Price puts the trash can over Nic's head, and up to the top rope, with one half of the kendo stick in each hand. He jumps down at Nic in the can, and jabs the sticks into the can, denting it in a lot. You see Nic's feet twitch from the pain. Price starts stomping on the trash can, denting it more and more with Nic inside of it. He then picks up a fire enstinguisher, and throws it down as hard as he can, totally denting the can. Price puts his foot on it, and tells the referee to count. 1..2.. and Nic rolls over in the trash can somehow. Price is now really pissed off, and pulls at Nic's feet, trying to pull him out, by he won't come out, he's stuck. Price picks up the can with Nic in it, and lifts it up over his head, and then tosses it over the top rope and to the outside! You hear a thug, which was most likely Nic's head hitting something. Price dives over the top rope and hits a splash onto the can, which probably hurt Price more than it did Nic. Price rolls around in pain for a little bit, and then gets back up and starts to kick the can up the ramp. He gets it all the way up by all the broken down shitty cars. Price picks up the can, and has it over his shoulder, he looks over the edge of the ramp, where there is a pickup truck about 10 feet down. Price lets Nic go and he lands in the bed of the pickup truck. Price jumps down and lands on his feet. You see a piece of shit Dodge straight ahead from the truck, and Price picks the can up with Nic in it yet again, and walks over onto the Dodge, and throws him onto the top of the car where there is a sunroof, which shatters in, causing the whole top of the car to fall in, with Nic and his can falling into the car as well. Price moves most of the rubble out of the way, and pins the can, as the ref counts, 1..2.. and the ref stops, and points at the can that no longer has Nic in it! Then as Price turns around, he is clobbered right in the face by a pair of wooden num chux. Nic then runs under the ramp where a bunch of wires and technical equipment is, not to mention things to use as weapons. Nic hides behind a wooden crate, and a couple seconds later you see Price barge past and Nic jumps from behind Price, and starts choking him with a wire. Price hits him with a back elbow to counter, and then powerbombs him through the wooden crate. Price covers, 1..2.. and Nic barely kicks out before the three. Price lifts Nic up, and takes him, and rams his head through a computer screen! Nic stands up with the monitor over his head, and Price picks up a metal baseball bat, and swings, shattering the rest of the monitor, and bloodying Nic's tattered and torn face even more than before. Nic falls straight to the ground, and Price covers him again, 1..2.. and Price gets up, not wanting the three yet! Price starts to drag Nic, and he lies Nic right next to a pyro holder, they are stored below the ramp, and Price lights it and runs away, then a few seconds later you hear an explosion, and a scream of pain from Nic. Price walks back to see Nic holding a fire enstinguiser, putting out a flame that was caught on his boot. Nic is covered in blood, and can barely move. Price takes the enstinguisher out of his hands, and sprays it in Nic's eyes! Then slams it down onto his face, and covers him, 1...2...3!
Nichols - Here is your winner and new Perfectional Champion... Ray Price!
Lansing - A well desurved win for Ray Price!
Burst - Nictorine sucks, I could have thought of a million better people to put Price up against.
Lansing - Nictorine doesn't suck!
(Nick Burst turns to Tim and simply nods..)
Burst - Yeah... ok?
Lansing - Well anyways...
(The scene cuts backstage yet again.. Venom is standing next to Jackie Kissens, with Kissens smiling into the camera. Suddenly the lights cut out and you hear a loud crack.. The lights come back on and Venom is layed out cold, with a black mask laying next to him. Jackie is stands with her hand over her mouth in shock as the camera fades back to the commentary booth.)
Lansing - Explain that one to me Nick..
Burst - Um.. Hes faking it!
Lansing - Whatever Nick!
Burst - Don't whatever me fag. I know these things!
Lansing - Oh do you?
Burst - Sure as hell do!
Lansing - You go head and think that Nick..
Burst - Shut up you idiot! Lets get down to the next match!
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a North American Title, Flaming Tables Match! Coming to the ring at this time... Coal!
(Broken Home starts to play... After a few moments into the song the lights flicker and go out, and a single grey spot light shines on the entrance.. Then a loud crash is heard and the lights blast back on and Coal is standing on the top of the ramp holding a kendo stick that is wrapped in barb wire. He has a cigerette hanging from his mouth, and he smiles faintly. Then looks over the crowd and walks to the ring slowly. He rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring...)
Nichols - And his oppenent.. Showtime!
(Seek and Destroy hits the Pa then red fireworks flicker as black fireworks zoom down the side of the stage and Mr. Showtime makes his way to the ring. He slides through the bottom rope and jumps up on the top rope and poses as he waits for his opponet..)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The bell rings, and Showtime and Coal come nose to nose in the center of the ring, the war of words being fought. Showtime spits in Coal's face and slaps the shit out of him!! Coal rubs his face where Showtime slapped him and grins and nods. He then leans forward and begins to tell him to try it again. Showtime then hits him with a hard right hand falling back against the ropes. Coal comes back with a HEAVY right hand sending Showtime against the ropes. Coal then charges at him taking him down with a HUGE clothesline sending him over the top rope. Coal then takes a step back and dives over the top rope taking himself and Showtime down in a bodypress. Both men are layed out on the floor for a minute. Showtime pulls himself up holding his jaw, still in a bit of pain from the right hand. Coal then pulls himself up and is met with a right hand by Showtime. Showtime then rams his head into the guard rail. Coal then falls back to the ground. Showtime then drops a HUGE leg drop across the back of Coal's neck. Showtime then reaches under the ring and pulls out a table and stands it up, slamming in onto Coal right across the back. Showtime then begins to stomp on the table while it lays on top of Coal. Showtime, then pulls Coal up whipping him into the guard rail. He then picks up the table with an evil smile and charges at Coal ramming him in the ribs with the table!!!! Coal falls to the mat holding his ribs in pain. Showtime then begins stomping at Coal's ribs. 1 particular shot brings blood from Coal's mouth! Showtime then pulls Coal back to his feet and goes to throw him into the ring post, Coal REVERSES AND SHOWTIME HITS THE RING POST!!!! He falls to the ground holding his shoulder that got the most impact from the solid steel. Coal groans setting up the table, holding his ribs in pain. He then moves over to Showtime laying him ontop of the table. He then climbs onto the apron and dives off PUTTING SHOWTIME THROUGH THE TABLE! Coal begins arguing with the ref when he's told that he hasn't won the match. Coal is clutches his ribs with his left arm and pulls Showtime up, with his other hand and rolls him into the ring. He then moves to the other side of the ring pulling out another table and slidign it into the ring. He then moves over to the announce table and grabs the gasoline and the zippo. When he gets in the ring, he's met with boots to the back and shoulders by Showtime, who's shoulder seems to be contorted in a strange angle. Showtime them pulls Coal up and goes to pick him up and screams out in pain as his shoulder pops again, seeming to go back into place. Showtime is on the mat holding his shoulder in agony. Coal groans pulling himself up and sets up the table. He then pours the gasoline on the table and lights it on fire. He moves over to Showtime stomping his injured shoulder. He then pulls Showtime up and whips him into the ropes, he then delievers a HUGE backbody drop PUTTING SHOWTIME THROUGH THE TABLE!
Nichols - Here is your winner and new North American Champion... Coal!!
Lansing - Coals the POW North American Champion!
Burst - Hes gonna be world champion after next Sunday!
Lansing - Or he'll put up a good challenge!
(The camera cuts backstage to show Venom and Overdose.. They are argueing loud in the hall...)
Overdose - And where the fuck where you earlier when I got hit? And what about this fuckin hat?
Venom - Yeah, and what about all the times I have been hit? I have a good mind of who the masked man is!
Overdose - .. Yeah I'm lookin at him!
(They both turn and walk opposite directions..)
PA System - WOAH! Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind.. up in here.. up in here!
(Suddenly Party Up by DMX hits over the PA System.. The fans go crazy as Prez DK steps out on the enterance way to a series of fireworks, he walks down to the ring with a mask in his hand... he holds it up as he slides into the ring. He pulls his mic to his mouth and begins to speak..)
Prez DK - What a show.. What a fuckin show! I have been sitting backstage on my lazy ass taking phone calls from all over the world, different organization and sponsorship deals.. Why.. because POW kicks ass! Plain and simple! But I have also seen the attacks this masked man is delivering.. and as I promised, the masked man will be revealed tonight! We all know who it is...
Burst - Yeah! Damn Venom!
Prez DK - So get your ass down h....
PA System - Right partner... Keep in rollin baby! You know what time it is...
(Suddenly the lights dim "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit hits the PA system.. Jesse Williams appears from the back, he steps on the ramp then looks out to the crowd.. The fans cheer as he runs down to the ring and slides in.. He grabs a mic and begins to speak..)
Williams - You know what DK.. your damn right, its about time we get this son of a bitch! Tonight is....
(Suddenly the lights cut out... You here a swooping sound the lights kick back on and the masked man is caught in a net hung above the ring.. Prez DK and Williams begin to cheer as do the fans.. anticipation runs high within the crowd... The net lowers and Prez DK grabs the mask, he pulls it off!!.... The fans go nuts as the man looks up to reveal himself.....)
Lansing - Its.. JAYPAC!!
Burst - What the fuck? NO! It Can't be!
Lansing - The masked man is revealed! Its Jaypac!!!!!!
(Suddenly the lights cut off... They flicker on seconds later and Prez DK and Williams are layed out cold and Jaypac is gone! The camera lowers to the commentary table.)
Lansing - Can you believe that? Its Jaypac!
Burst - It can't be.. That impossible!
Lansing - No its not, he was caught in the act!
Burst - It was Venom! He was wearing a Jaypac mask!
Lansing - Give it up Nick.. Lets go to the hell in a cell match!
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a hell in a cell special referee match.. Coming to the ring as the cell lowers... Silkk!
(The lights go out and then the pyro explodes and Silkk has some fine ladies around him walking him to the ring. Silkk has on some jeans and wife-beater as the music is bumping loudly. And the ladies are going crazy and everything he gets in the ring and ladies start to dance and the guys are going crazy and Silkk tells them to get out of the ring and Silkk gets ready for his match...)
Nichols - His oppenent... With Justin Halesz... Adam Driggs!
(The arena goes dark and "Dragula" by Rob Zombie begins to play over the PA System. The fans know what to expect. Lazer beams fly throughout the rafters and out of no where there is a giant explosion erupts and the lights come back on and atop the ramp stand Justin Halesz and "The Arrogant One" Adam Driggs. They gaze around the arena seeing the fans mixed reaction as they make their trek towards the ring. Halesz is the first to enter the ring followed closely by Driggs. They both climb adjacent turnbuckles and raise their hands to a slue of mixed reactions. As they decend from the turnbuckles Halesz turns towards Driggs and raising one hand as a symbol for victory and as Driggs returns the gesture Halesz exits the ring to join the broadcast team at ringside..)
Nichols - and finally... the referee for this match.... Commissioner Bryan Tann!
Lansing - Well Justin it seems you have finally been outsmarted! There is no way you can involved with this match!
Halesz - Shut up Lansing... I have a feeling some interesting things may happen in this match!
Burst - REALLY?!
Halesz - Do I ever lie?
Lansing - No but sometimes I wish you would!
Halesz - I am about to beat YOUR ASS Lansing if you don't shut up!
Burst - You tell them Justin!
Lansing - Ok now lets get to the IMPORTANT thing here... The match...
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
As the match kicks off Silkk and Adam stare each other down. Driggs gives a slight glance over at Tann. Tann begins to tell the two competitors to begin to fight. After a second look at one another... Driggs and Silkk tie up and get the match underway. Silkk instantly begins to shove Driggs into the corner and begins to throw punch after punch at Adam. Tann steps in and actually pulls Silkk away from Driggs and scolds him about not allowing Driggs to get out of the corner. Driggs is hunched over in the corner and when Silkk begins to approach him to mount another offensive attack Driggs slams Silkk into the corner and begins to throw his own flury of right hooks to Silkk's head. Again Tann steps in and pulls Driggs from Silkk. Driggs pushes Tann out of the way and approaches Silkk. He grabs Silkk by the head and throws him into the ropes. As Silkk bounces off Driggs makes an attempt at a clothesline but Silkk ducks and bounces off of the other side and hits Driggs with a clothesline of his own.
Lansing - Look at Silkk dominate this match!
Halesz - It is early... Don't be getting excited over NOTHING!
Burst - Yeah Lansing... It won't last long!
Silkk lifts Driggs off of the mat and throws him over the top rope and at the foot of the steel cage. Tann tells Silkk he shouldn't have done that and Silkk side steps him and goes under the bottom rope and meets Adam Driggs, who is slowly getting to his feet. Silkk grabs Driggs by the arm and makes an attempt at sending Driggs into the cage but it is reversed and Driggs sends Silkk into the cage. Driggs seems a little dazed but manages to make his way over to Silkk who is laying down from hitting the cage. He lifts Silkk up and slams him head first into the cage. Silkk is busted wide open. Tann decides to go outside the ring... He gets in Driggs' face for throwing Silkk into the cage and Driggs does not hesitate to get right back in Tann's face as well. In doing so he turns his back on Silkk who begins to stagger his way to his feet. When Silkk gets to his feet he pushes Driggs into Tann and Tann falls down. Driggs quickly turns around as Silkk throws a quick right hand but misses. Driggs knees Silkk in the stomach and as he prepares to piledrive Silkk onto the floor Tann stands up.
Lansing - Look out Tann!
Burst - Oh no he thinks Driggs did that on purpose...
Halesz - No way!
Tann grabs Driggs and begins to grind his face into the steel cage. When Silkk recovers from the knee he walks over to where Tann is beating on Driggs. Silkk shoves Tann out of the way and throws Driggs back into the ring. Tann grabs Silkk and begins to ask him exactly why he shoved him out of the way... Silkk just ignores him and goes back into the ring. He picks up Driggs and begins to punch him again in the face. Tann slides back into the ring. As Silkk feels he is getting the upper hand Driggs SOMEHOW begins to make a comeback. They begin to punch each other left and right. Silkk kicks Adam in the stomach and gives him a DDT out of no where. He begins to climb to the top rope. Adam begins to get to his feet and falls on the ropes causing Silkk to rack himself over the turnbuckle. Driggs makes his way over to the corner where Silkk is cringing in pain. He goes up to the second turnbuckle himself and delivers a massive superplex off of the turnbuckle. Both men are out cold. As Tann sees this he ONLY begins to make the mandatory 10 count on Driggs.
Halesz - HE ISN'T EVEN COUNTING SILKK! I KNEW HIS DUMB ASS WAS PLAYING FAVORITES!
Lansing - This is a lesson for you guys!
Suddenly the lights go out and the arena turns dark
Lansing - WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Halesz - Oh gee what could this be?
The sound of a steel chair hitting someone is heard through the darkness. When the lights come back on RAY PRICE is standing over Bryan Tann who has been laid out with a chair.
Burst - WHAT IS RAY PRICE DOING THERE?!
Halesz - Oh gee?! What could this be?
Lansing - Halesz had something to do with this didn't you?
Halesz - ME?!
Lansing - Yes you! You can't win fairly!
Burst - Justin this is awesome!
Halesz - I know... And it is only the beginning!
Lansing - I can't believe you two!
Burst - You have my full permission to knock him out!
Halesz - I am about to!
Just as fast as Ray Price appeared the lights go back out and come back on to reveal that Ray Price is NO WHERE TO BE FOUND! He has completely vanished.
Lansing - WHERE DID HE GO NOW?!
Halesz - Magic!
Burst - Ewww.. Ahhh!
The cage is shown still locked and undisrupted. Unaware of what all happened Silkk and Driggs both begin to climb to their feet and see Tann laid out unconscious. Silkk leans over Tann and Driggs sneaks up behind Silkk and quickly spins him around. He lifts him up as if he is about to deliver a DVD but quickly spins Silkk around and delivers SHEAR ARROGANCE! Driggs pulls Silkk closer to Tann's lifeless body. He covers Silkk and grabs Tann's hand. He lifts it up and drops it down for the count of ONE... He lifts it again and drops for TWO... He lifts it up one more time and drops it for THREE!!!!!
Nichols - Here is your winner.. Adam Driggs!
Halesz - That was pretty... Just too pretty!
Burst - Ahh He laid out Tann!
(The cage is raised and the medical team rushes to the side of Bryan Tann. Some extra referees come from the back and begin to check on Silkk as well. The medical team quickly gets Tann to the back for some medical attention. Driggs is met in the ring by Justin Halesz and they celebrate on their victory. Silkk is slowly helped to his feet and Driggs steps right in front of him and stares him down. Driggs is handed a microphone and begins to speak at Silkk face-to-face.)
Driggs - Silkk... I have ONE FINAL thing I need to do to you before you leave to the back...
Lansing - Oh No!
Burst - Kick his ass Driggs!
(Silkk gets the mic... )
Silkk - Yeah and what is that?
Driggs - I want to shake your hand for pushing me to the limits and showing me that you really are someone who can be a force here. I respect you for that!
Lansing - What?
Burst - What the fuck?
(Driggs extends his hand towards Silkk... Reluctantly Silkk shakes the hand of his opponent. Driggs raises Silkk's hand as a showing of respect. Halesz grabs the mic from Driggs and begins to speak towards Silkk as well.)
Halesz - Silkk... I know we have never seen eye to eye but I want to shake your hand as well... You have proven yourself worthy of my respect.
(Halesz extends his hand as well and Silkk shakes it as well. Tann comes up from behind, Silkk and Driggs turn around and deck Tann and begin to bash at his ribs... Suddenly the fans burst out in cheers loader then ever! Vinny Vegas steps out on the ramp and looks out into the crowd, He looks down at the ring seeing Tann getting beaten on.. Silkk, Halesz, and Driggs spot him and bail outta the ring. They flip him off and exit through the crowd...)
Burst - Its Vegas! Vinny Vegas is here! Hes the rumored man!
Lansing - Why didn't he help Tann?
Burst - He did, just being here helped Tann!
Lansing - Why did he just turn and walk away?
Burst - What am I? The fuckin answer man?
Lansing - Lets get down to the main event!
Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for a World Heavyweight Title match! Coming to the ring at this time.. the challenger... Overdose!
(The lights turn green and Beautiful People starts to blast over the pa and Overdose walks out. He has on a black leather jacket and a flannel shirt tied around his waist. His long brown hair hangs over his face as he stops at the top of the ramp and streachs his arms out wide.He looks out at the crowd and walks to the ring.He gets in the ring and slumbs down in the corner. He whips his nose on his jacket sleeve.)
Nichols - His oppenent... The current POW World Heavyweight Champion... Marcus Swift!!!
PA System - Perfection is what you want? Well then Perfection is what you get!
(Rollin starts to play on the PA as the lights start to flicker red, black and blue. Fire works start to shoot out from the stage. Marcus Swift steps out onto the ramp as he has his arms held high and showing off. He gets to the top of the ramp and stands there, just holding up his arms. Then he flexes both arms, showing off his brutal strength. Marcus Swift begins to walk down the ramp very slowly, wasting time and all. As he gets to the ring he goes up the stairs to the ring and enters under the top rope. Marcus then gets in the ring as sparks of red and blue come down on the ring from up above. He flexes once again, showing off to the fans. Marcus walks to the corner and leans against the ropes.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The match begins as Swift and OD pacing around the ring. Swift leans over the ropes, and shakes the cage, as OD attacks him from behind, knocking Swift's head against the cage that encloses the ring entrirely, right outside the ropes. In the ring, there are 2 ladders lying down, 3 tables not set up, a bag of tacks, and 2 garbage cans full of weapons. OD pulls Swift back, and throws him to the mat, as he looks up to see the World Title hanging over their heads from the rafters. OD kicks away at Swift's back. OD then empties out both trash cans that were both full of weapons to use. As OD turned around with the garbage can in hand, Swift clobbered OD with a steel chair, knocking the can into OD's face, forcing OD to fall back, landing on all the other things. Swift picks up sledgehammer, and jabs it downward into the heart of OD. OD rolls around in pain. Swift goes to do it again, but OD rolls out of the way, and trips Swift to the mat, causing Swift's face to fall on the sledgehammer, busting open his nose. OD gets up, and grabs his singapore cane, and starts repeatedly swinging and hitting Swift, as he lies defendless on the mat. OD lifts Swift up, and puts him against the cage, and rears back and swings his cane, but Swift ducks down and spears OD down to the mat. Swift pounds in the knuckles to OD's face. OD finally throws him off, and reverses it, and starts doing the same to Swift, until Swift grabs a ring bell lying on the mat, and rings OD's bell by hitting him square in the side of the head with the bell. OD shakes it off and starts choking Swift. Swift then nails OD with it again and again and again, until OD finally fell over. Swift gets up, and goes to the top rope, Kock Drop Leg Drop from the top rope to OD. Swift has the sledgehammer again, and is waiting for OD to get up and turn around, and he does, and Swift hits OD in the gut with it, and then smokes OD across the forehead with it, busting open his forehead. Both men are now bleeding somewhere on their face. Swift sets up the first ladder underneath the title, and starts climbing up it. He gets about halfway up and OD gets to his feet, and starts pulling Swift down, and Swift then throws down his sledgehammer, but OD ducks, and it missed him. OD catches up to Swift, and OD gets a hold of him, Albert Bomb from 3/4 up the ladder down to the mat to Swift!! OD struggles to his feet first, as Swift still lies motionless. OD locks in a figure 4 leg lock on Swift. You can see the intensity on OD's face, and the pain on Swift's. OD lets up the move, and takes down the ladder, and lies it down on the mat, and puts Swift's leg between it, and slams it down on Swift's knee, not once, or twice, but three times as hard as he could!
Lansing - Swift will be lucky if he can walk after that.
OD sets the ladder up in the corner of the ring, and sets Swift up for a sling shot, and OD sling shots Swift face first into the ladder. Swift hits it, and falls back, and the ladders falls down on top of him to make it even worse. OD starts climbing up the side of the cage, and gets to the top, and he jumps off and hits a big time leg drop to Swift who is underneath the ladder! OD hit the ladder hard, and is kicking his feet and yelling in pain, as Swift still lies under the ladder, not moving one bit. OD manages to get to his feet, and picks up the ladder off of Swift, and slams it back down on him. He then picks Swift up to his feet, and sends him off the ropes, and OD hits him with a flying clothesline! OD picks Swift back up again, and starts running his face across the cage, cutting open Swift's face more and more. OD brings him around the whole cage, and then throws him back down to the mat, as Swift's blood gets all over the mat, and is all over OD's hands. OD then stays all over Swift by hitting a Lion Sault. OD walks over and gets to the weapons. He puts the garbage can over Swift's head, and then starts hitting him with every single weapon, one by one. He then takes off the can, and nails him with a enstinguisher, and sprays it into his face, and throws it down at him. OD picks up the bag of tacks, and spreads them all over the ring. OD picks up Swift, and goes for the Flatline DDT onto the tacks, but somehow, someway, Swift counters with a pedigree to OD onto the tacks! OD sits up for a second with a few tacks stuck on his face, and falls back onto even more tacks. Swift starts stomping away at OD, as he sets up 2 tables each by each other. Then sets up the third table on top of the other 2. Swift grabs the ladder he was assaulted with before, and tries to set it up on top of the tables, but it wont stand straight, so he throws it off to the side, and sets up the other one on top of the 2 tables lined up with their long sides by each other. OD gets to his feet, and breaks a wooden board over the back of Swift's head. Swift falls like a sack of bricks. OD swings Swift into the Cage, and storms at him with a splash, almost breaking the cage, but Swift moved! OD falls back onto the tacks once again, as Swift runs and starts climbing up the ladder. Swift slowly but surely gets to the top, as OD is finally moving around. A white dust of something fogs up the area, and you see Venom at the top of the ladder with Swift, as Swift is about to grab the title, and Venom cracks Swift across the side of the head two times with his clear white cain, until Swift finally fell back and hit the cage as he was falling down, and landed on the ropes, and whips himself down onto the mat, landing on his head.
Lansing - Holy cow! Venom just screwed over Swift!
Burst - Look at the fall he took though. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
Another white foggy dust appears, and when it's gone, Venom is as well. OD is now up, and Swift is down, OD climbs on the tables, and starts to climb up the ladder. OD gets almost to the top, as Swift gets up. Swift grabs the broken ladder, and swings it against the one OD is climbing, and it falls back, and lands against the cage. OD is trapped between the cage and the ladder. OD tries to kick off from the cage, and does so, but too hard and he falls all the way forward, but the ladder falls into Swift's face, and OD falls on the ladder, and the ladder on Swift. OD rolls off the ladder, and tries to get up to his feet. He does so, but Swift swings the ladder at him, and hits him across the head, knocking him out. Swift slowly gets up, and sets the ladder back up where it was. Swift starts climbing up, and he gets near the top, as OD gets up, and for some reason starts climbing up the side of the cage. OD gets to the top of the cage, and Swift gets to the top of the Ladder, and starts reaching for the title, and OD jumps from the cage onto the ladder, without the ladder falling! OD and Swift punch each other, and they both get their hand on the title as the ladder falls from beneath them! They both are now hanging onto the title, swinging from one side of the cage to the other. They both somehow jump to one side of the cage on the top of it. The title is still hanging on the harness and swinging back and forth, as Swift swings at OD and missed, and OD knees Swift in the gut, and sets him up for his Flatline DDT. HE HOOKS IT IN, AND JUMPS OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE AND WHILE IN THE AIR GRABS THE TITLE FROM THE HARNESS AS HE COMPLETES THE FLATLINE DDT TO SWIFT THROUGH ALL 3 TABLES AND ONTO THE TACKS AND WEAPONS LAYING AROUND!!! OD WINS!! OD is on top of Swift, both not moving, with total carnage lying all around them, but OD has the World Title in his grasp.
Nichols - The winner, and NEW POW World Heavyweight Champion...... OOOOOVERDOOOOSE!!!!
Burst - Holy shit! He did it!
Lansing - What a way to end one hell of a match! Overdose is POW's New Champ!!
Burst - I can't believe it! How in the fuck did he grab the title while delivering the Flatline DDT? I hate to say it, but that was amazing!
Lansing - That it was Nick, that it was!
(Suddenly the camera flashes backstage... Prez DK and Jesse Williams are sitting in Prez DKs office celebrating there capture of the masked man.)
Prez DK - Jesse, we did a hell of a job.
Williams - Yes we did. We finally caught him!
Prez DK - Who would have thunk it.. Jaypac.... Hum...
(The camera looks up to show Jaypac standing at the door way bracing himself against the door... He smiles as he takes a step in.. He looks at Jesse and begins to speak..)
Jaypac - Well hey boys.. Whos to say there was only one masked man?
(Suddenly a man in a black mask rushes through the door and grabs Jesse Williams... He lifts him up... Kozmopolitian!!!! The masked man looks down, standing over Williams and pulls his mask off.. To reveal Kozmo! Bryan Tann rushes in, Jaypac, Kozmo, Tann, and Prez DK grab Williams and begin laying punches into his now seemingly lifeless body.)
Burst - Fans we will see you next Sunday!
(The scene slowly fades out as Prez DK hands Kozmo, Jaypac, and Tann bottles of beer. They smile and toast the camera as the scene slowly fades to black...)