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The camera's instantly drop into the executive office where President Scott 'Diamond' Kidd is shown pacing back and forth in front of his desk with a cell phone to his ear. Prez DK - LOOK! All I'm sayin' is at least give us a little credit for the idea man! As he listens to the response on the other end he chews a piece of fingernail and spits it on the floor. Prez DK - What do you mean it's not the same thing?! Are you retarded? Wait... Hey don't you hang up! NO! That's not ~ * The Deal * ~. President Chase Johnson steps in from the side door of the office and waits paitently for DK to hang up. Prez DK - IT'S THE SAME THING! You stole our idea! Glass House, Glass Cell.. It's the same fucking thing! At least we gave you credit for the Tower of Death! Hey! No! NO! Don't you dare give me that ~*So It Be Written*~ bullshit! Hey! God damn it... Prez CJ - Told you he wouldn't listen. Prez DK - He fuckin hung up on me! If I keep letting them steal our ideas I might as well tattoo "ASW's BITCH" on my ass. Prez CJ - Yeah then you get a tat of the crying pollution indian on the other cheek! Prez DK - Lame. Prez CJ - You're right.. So onto.... Plan B? Prez DK - I like it. Bring him in.... Chase pushes the door open and signals to someone waiting outside. Cokekid - Haha yeeeeeah duddde! Prez DK - CK.. Nice to see you. Cokekid - Yo what's up dude man bro? Prez CJ - Have a seat. Prez DK - I need you to do something for me. Cokekid - Name it dude man bro! Prez DK - I need you to get a tattoo. Cokekid - Haha! YEEEEEAHH DUDE! Wicked rad brah! Prez DK - It's going to be on your forehead and it will say "Http://www.geocities.com/allstarwrestling2/index.html" Cokekid - Oh nah way brah! That place nearly ruined me. I tried to join once and they totally trashed my gimmick brah! Prez CJ - Gimmick? What fuckin' gimmick? Cokekid - My junkie/addict gimmick dude! Prez CJ - What? That's not a gimmick! Besides... That's HIS gimmick. Chase laughs while pointing to his partner DK. Prez DK - That is my gimmick. Cokekid - Yeah bu-... Prez DK - Get to it! Chop chop! You're wasting valuable advertising time. Cokekid - Ok dude... But I have only one thing to say... LIVE FROM TORONTO.. IT'S THE OWF AWARD SHOW! We fade into a jam packed crowd under the Skydome in Toronto Canada. Banners for the OWF End of Year Award Show are hung all around the arena and anticipation rises throughout the dome as everyone awaits the announcement for wrestler of the year. The lights dim and slowly the camera descend upon the middle of the arena where there is no ring present. Insted two table full of large trophies divided by a podium and a red carpet that leads up to the backstage area. A tall man with a spotlight centered on his shoulders stands at the podium and with a crackle of the PA system the show begins.. Falcoon - AHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Welcome to the OWF 2007 Award Show! An explosion rocks the stage and the ramp lines with fireworks. The crowd cheers as suddenly a large glass sheet to the side of the stage breaks. The camera's take a second to adjust, they do just in time to catch a glimps of the band stationed behind the now broken glass... Soon the arena is filled with the unmistakable sound of "Before I Forget" by Slipknot being played live in front of them. Fray the strings I am a world before I am a man I am a world before I am a man Falcoon - And your first presenter...... His name rrhymes with.. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ....... KOZMO!! Slipknot continues to play as orange lights strobe the arena. Kozmo steps out from behind the curtain to a standing ovation. He gives a quick nod before moving on to take his position next to the award for best staff member. Kozmo - Thank you! You're right, I do deserve a sstanding ovation! .. But we don't have time for this, DiK is only paying me for 20 minutes worth of my time (cheap son of a bitch). So onto the award! Here are the nominees for Staff Member of the year.. * Prez DK Kozmo - Has DiK ever won one of these awards? Thee man's been around for like... a decade and he always gets screwed outta it. Kinda ironic, I guess what goes around.. comes around! .... Your staff member of the year for 2007... .... .... ... President.. CHASE JOHNSON!
Prez CJ steps out onto the ramp as his theme plays, he smiles and waves to the crowd as Kozmo hands him the plaque and steps out of the way. Prez CJ - Geeez.. If I woulda thought I was gonna win this award I would have spent a little more of the companies money, maybe.. Give myself a paid vacation or something. I just wanna say thank you to all of you fans that made this possible, those that have stuck by us through the hard times. .. uhh thats it. Oh.. OWF FOOTBALL RULES! Falcoon - Ugh. Moron. It's time for OWF's most shoccking moment of 2007! Take a look....... 2007 MOST SHOCKING MOMENT & 2007 STABLE OF THE YEAR ... THE FORMING OF THE IMPERIUM! Missy Janson - The following contest is tonight's MAIN EVENT! And it's for the OWF World Championship! Introducing first.. The challenger.. Being accompanied by Alexis Cage.. Representing Cold Grass.. From Dallas Texas... Kaige! Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System... I wanna get psycho Kaige walks out to boo's from the crowd as they start small mosh pits along the arena floor. Need to get psycho On the way to the ring Kaige hops the barriers and joins a small crowd in a mosh pit and starts to push fans around. He exits the mosh pit, jumps back over the barriers and enters the ring jumping up on the turnbuckle and recieves nothing but boo's. Falcoon - This could be Kaige's night! I have a goood feeling about this! Burst - Your an idiot Falcoon. The Exiles will bee out here to cause chaos before the title would change hands tonight. Falcoon - The ball is in Hell's Fire's court at thee moment as they contain the OWF, Network, and one half of the Tag Team titles. Missy Janson - And his opponent.. He is the OWF World Champion... Representing Hell's Fire.. From Seattle Washington... The Misfit.. Spaz! The lights go out and the opening cords to Drain the Blood(The Distillers) blares over the PA. They lights come on dim and the silouette of a figure stands on the stage. The figure turns his head and reveals himself to be "The Misfit" Spaz. The lights come back on fully and the crowd begins to roar. Spaz is wearing his leather jacket with a Misfits sweater, and his hair in Liberty Spikes as he makes his way to the ring. Fire pyro begins to engulf the stage and Spaz walks through the fire till he gets to the ring. He walks up the steps and gets into the ring via the middle rope. He removes the jacket and reveals "Legacy of Brutality" on the right sleeve of the sweater and Hell's Fire on the other. On the back is the members of HF: Sam Caine, Airease, Birrdy, Casper, Spaz, Wolf, Anton, Cage and Angel. He discards of his sweater to reveal a scared upper torso. He then stands in the center of the ring awaiting action. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Spaz dances circles around Kaige.. After about 3 full rotations he manages to get behind the somewhat slower Kaige and dropkicks him in the back! Kaige falls to his knees and Spaz shoots himself off the ropes, he catches Kaige's head from behind and thrusts it forward to the mat! Spaz leaps to the middle rope and springboards off and lands a moonsault on Kaige's backside. He rolls Kaige over and pins.. 1...2.. Kaige kicks out. Spaz again shoots himself off the ropes but Kaige catches him and belly to belly suplexs him over the top rope to the floor! Alexis takes advantage by grabbing Kaige's kendo stick... She stalks Spaz as he tries to stand up... Falcoon - Alexis is about to give Kaige a huge assiist! Burst - I got something she can assist me with! Prissy darts down the ramp and grabs Alexis by the hair and tosses her into the ring! Prissy slides in after her and mounts her with a series of punches! Falcoon - Someone get that bitch outta here! She's ruining the match! Burst - Both these sluts are ruining things! Chris Green and Jesse Williams dart down the ramp and slide into the ring.. Falcoon - Cold Grass is here to set things strait! Green rips Prissy off Alexis.. Jesse Williams lifts Alexis up.. Jesse Williams - Alexis! Are you alright? He screams.. She nods. Jesse Williams - GOOD! Jesse kicks Alexis in the stomach then DDTs her to the mat!! Falcoon - WHAT THE FUCKKKK! Screams Falcoon into the headset as Nick Burst laughs. Burst - Looks like they're tightening their rosteer! Kaige and Spaz are exchanging fists in the corner.. Jesse grabs Spaz by the hair and pulls him off Kaige. Burst - What's this crap? A 3 on 2? Kaige, Jesse,, and Green against Prissy and Spaz? Green pats Kaige on the chest... Burst - FALL FROM GRACE ON KAIGE!! Falcoon - What the.. .I... COME ON! Burst - THEY'RE FALLING APART FALCOON! COLD GRASSS IS DOWN TO TWO! Falcoon - I don't understand... Burst - They're easy targets now! Bring out Exilee! Spaz and Prissy stand in the corner watching what has unfolded.. Seconds later Angel and Plague dart down the ramp. Burst - Now THIS.. This is what I like to see! Hell's Fire unite in the ring. They circle the two Cold Grass members Williams and Green. Falcoon - Come on! It's 4 on 2! My money's still onn Cold Grass! Burst - I LOVE IT! Your about to see the end of CCold Grass! Angel nods to Plague.. Before anyone can react, Plague nails Prissy with The Vaccine!! Burst - ... Nick Burst is speachless at ringside. Angel - FUCK you! He screams to Spaz before taking him off guard with a kick to the groin! Falcoon - Angel's Holocaust on Spaz!! Burst - No.. no. NO! Jesse Williams is waiting on the top rope.. Plague climbs the other corner.. They point to each other and nod.. Jesse leaps off and nails Kaige with a Swanton Bomb! Plague leaps off and lands the Epidemic Drop on Spaz! Falcoon - They're together!? What the fuck..... Burst - I'm gonna puke! PA System - BREAKDOWN! Angel, Plague, Jesse Williams, and Plague stop their celebrating and look towards the entrance ramp. Draco steps out with a microphone and is applauding. The fans are eating it up cheering for "The Hellacious One". The music dies down, but the fans are still cheering on Draco. The newly formed stable is all begging for Draco to come down to the ring. Draco rolls his eyes. Draco - Yeah let me come on down there with a fouur on one. Sorry, but no go there. Draco starts to pace back and forth as the four men in the ring laugh and try to goat him into coming down into the ring. Draco - So is this Hell's Grass or Cold Fire? Hmmmm, fellas? Taking two mediocre stables and combining them into one still makes a mediocre stable. Angel gets a microphone after hollering for one. Draco puts his microphone at his side and waits. He ever encourages him to speak his mind. Angel - This coming from Draco - EH! Calling me out for losing my OWF Titlle to Spaz? Real original! Get your ass back into the shadows before you damage your brain trying to recall some insult from a Shyne promo! Angel - At least I held the... Draco - SNORE! Held it more than a week. Yeah, goot you. Anything new? Or will the next insult out of your mouth be calling me a vampire! OH, WAIT! Is it me being gay? Oh, no! Please, not the tired out insults that play over and over in the Exile's promos! Angel flips Draco off and throws the microphone into Plague's chest. Before Plague even has a chance to speak. Draco speaks in a monotone voice to imitate Plague. Draco - You never beat me. I never lost the titlee. I deserve a rematch. I am the true champion. Plague - Who the hell do you think you are?! Draco - The guy who made your ass tap. Or did youu forget? Plague - Bullshit! That wasn't even in a match!? Draco - Pledge, you got lucky against Angel. He ccould beat your ass three ways to Sunday. For some reason you got a lucky win over him for the title. Plague doesn't see Angel behind him nodding with a smirk on his face. The fans are even agree with Draco's statement. Plague is shaking his head pointing to all the fans. He spins to see Angel smirking and Angel shrugs his shoulders and points back to Draco. Draco - You know what? Cut the microphone. Plague - You can't order that! Plague is screaming and can barely be heard. The four men in the ring and getting a bit frustrated with Draco's antics. The fans are cheering Draco on as he looks down at the ring. One by one glaring at the four wrestlers. Draco - Plauge, you are the easiest one to destrooy. Just sit back and wait. You are first. And what about Jesse "The OWF Franchise" Williams and Chris "By God" Green? The fans start booing. Williams and Green bask in the boos like they were throwing money...or bags of weed at them. You never know with these guys. Draco - Jesse Williams is a man who seems to onlyy care about the big matches. If it isn't a title on the line, then fuck it, right? You don't give a fuck about OWF! You just want to inflate your own ego with a title or two. Jesse, just bow down and get with the rest of the old "legends" in ASW. There you can hold a title without worrying about a young upstart knocking you down...for good. Jesse Williams goes to meet Draco, but Chris Green stops him. The fans start chanting pussy, but Williams just kicks the bottom rope and shouts inaudible words at Draco. Draco - And Chris Green? Well, you are a certifieed legend. Let's not kid ourselves. In your prime, wooo! I would be one dead Draco. Now, you need shots just to keep up. I respect what you have done, but if you stand in my way you will get knocked aside. This little fun party of yours is going to go down one by one. Draco drops the microphone with a thud. The four men look ready to jump out of the ring to give Draco a personal rebuttal, but... Green - Woah, Woah, Woah boys....no need to get aall worked up over this asshole. I've been called alotta things in my time, and this guy doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. He's just another wannabe superstar trying to be the best by beating the best. Well let me tell you Draco...and let me tell THE REST OF OWF, THAT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN! The fans let out a roar of boos, and the four men in the ring all smile with satisfaction. Green - You see these four men here? Do you see tthe utter greatness that stands before you!? Never...and I repeat NEVER, has such a collective force of talent been gathered in ONE STABLE! He turns and points to each individual person standing in the ring. Green - Ladies and Gentleman, bitches and hos.....let me introduce to you, the greatest stable to EVER grace a wrestling ring....IMPERIUM! The crowd begins to boo some more, but this time Green just smirks and reaches into his pocket as he tosses the mic to Angel. With that shit-eating green still on his face, he pulls out a small pocket dictionary. He leans over to Angel as he flips the pages, and Angel holds the mic out. Green - Now, I realize we don't exactly have the smartest people here in Frankfort. Bunch of damn rednecks if you ask me. So I decided to bring along a little dictionary to help you guys out...you know, being the kind and generous person that I am. He looks through the pages and runs his finger down it. Green - Ahh, here we go. Imperium. One - Command;; Supreme Power. The crowd boos softly. Green - Two - Area of dominion; Sphere of controll or monopoly; Empire. Angel - God damnit Green, don't think the dictionnary could say it any better. The crowd boos. Angel - Ahh, quit your bitching! Green - Three - An object having or exerting suprreme power; a superpower. Plague and Williams start to laugh amongst themselves at the definition they know is coming. Green - And finally!....LAW. The right to commandd the force of the state in order to enforce the law! Angel - That state being OWF and that law being IImperium! Get used to it ya bunch of pussies, there's a new sheriff in town. Angel looks up at the ramp and sees Draco pretending to go to sleep. The crowd is cheering him on. Angel - Ah, so I see we got a hot shot over here.. The "intellectual" right? The one that knows everything before it even happens, right? The one that is so god damn superior that he can predict events before they occur...because life is just so damn predictable, RIGHT!? Because you are so far above everyone else! Draco stirs, and glares at the ring, now listening to what Angel has to say. Angel - I will say this to you Draco. I have neveer called you Gay. I have never called you a vampire. And if I wanted to start quoting from fucking Shyne promos, I'd have to decipher the ghetto code first. And I don't have that kind of time. Some people in the crowd boo, but most just await Angel's next words. Angel - But there is one thing that I will call yyou, and there is one thing that I've always called you. An opponent. An adversary. An enemy. Nothing is going to change that. But you seem to have taken it upon yourself to come down to this very ring here tonight, and start running your mouth like a three year old throwing a temper tantrum. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT DRACO. No one cares that you lost to little Spazzy. So keep cryin all you want, because there ain't a damn person in this shithole that cares. Was it my fault? No, it was not. But I must say, I find it hard to muster any respect for someone who loses to Spaz. Good luck trying to erase that mark from your record. Good fucken luck. The crowd is silent, as Draco contemplates Angel's words. Angel - You know Spaz has been pro for about 10 yyears now. And that's about as many wins as he has. So congrats on being number eleven. You call yourself a true champion!? You actually have the balls to come down here, and spew your bullshit to the four men in this ring right now? Who the HELL do you think you are!? Look at this. Look at US. Look at what the men in this stable have accomplished. And what have you done? I mean, how long you hold that title for...like 45 minutes? And then you lose to Spaz, of all people!? Please, Draco. Save the bullshit. You want to look at true champions, look no further than this ring right here. Draco starts pacing on the stage as the crowd boos softly. Angel - Me and you are gonna collide somewhere doown the road. It's not a secret and I suppose it never has been. So you can come down here, and rant and rave all you want, and maybe you'll actually find someone who cares. Alls your doing, Draco, is adding fuel to the fire. Because I can tell you right now, what you THINK you are means nothing. You can come down here and pretend to be above the rest, but in all reality the four men in this ring know the truth. You're nothing more than a man trying to get exposure. What better way to call-out a stable like us? Hell, we're legendary before we even get started! The crowd roars with boos. Angel - Yea, yea, save it you fucken hicks. One bby One the new breed of OWF is going to drop like flies, and Imperium's gonna be there to watch every damn one of them.That means you too, Draco. He hands the mic to Williams who is smiling down at Draco. Williams - You know, Green was right with the first thing he said...and that is we don't need to get worked up over a piece of shit like yourself. I didn't reach the status I'm at now by being stupid...I know where to pick my fights, and honestly Draco, you're not fucken worth it...and I'm starting to think that no one in OWF is. So you go on and on and on about my ego, my titles...whatever tickles your fucken fancy. But what someone like yourself fails to realize, is that it doesn't matter HOW or WHY I have what I have, alls that matters is that I FUCKEN HAVE IT! You WISH you could accomplish as much as ANY of the men in this ring. You fucken PRAY for it! Plague grabs the mic from Williams, and glares down the rampway at Draco who is doing a Plague imitation. Plague - You know what...you go ahead and pull alll the juvenille bullshit you wanna pull. But you're only denying what everyone knows. That we are the best. Right here, in this ring, are the four best wrestlers OWF has to offer. You think you can stop us? Be my guest fucknuts. You just come down here and try. It's called brainpower, something I believe you lack. We managed to dominate this fed while we were AGAINST each other...imagine what we will do together? There isn't a damn soul in this place that can bring us down. Not one damn soul. So you poke, and you prod, and you mock us and call us out...whatever man. The choice is yours. Just know that sooner or later you are going to have to come face to face with the force that is Imperium. Green grabs the mic back, as all the men have had their say now. Green - What Plague, and Angel, and Jesse are bassically trying to say is that there will come a time, ladies and gentleman, a time when every god forsaken wrestler in that lockeroom will have to abide by the law. The new law. OUR law. The OWF is our area of dominion...our sphere of control...and we are in command. We are laying down the law from here on out, and if you don't live by it, your time will come. Imperium is here to stay folks, and if any one of you sorry saps in the back has anything to say about it, then come on down!
Falcoon - The Imperium dominated the year of 2007, 4 of the biggest names in OWF history set aside their differences for just a few months, but as any great faction will tell you.. Theirs always egos! Our next presenter was once the biggest pile of nothing in the entire wrestling world! Ladies and gentlemen, join me in welcoming former 3 time jobber of the year.... Hollywood BULK HOGAN!! Bulk's theme hits and the crowd boos as he casually struts down to the ring. Trash begins to fly towards him and he gets smacked in the face with a milk shake. Bulk Hogan - Well yah know brotha... The next award is one I dominated for 3 years in a row! It's the most important award in the whole place brotha! It's the jobber of the year award! If it wasn't for people like us brotha, nobody in this whole collar pickin place would have a good win/loss record brotha! Here are the nominees... * James Dunn Bulk Hogan - Your winner of the 2007 Jobber of the year award..... .... ... ... .... "The Next American Draco" ...... James... Dunn!
PA System - I AM A REAL AMERICAN...DUNN...FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN...DUNN...I AM A REAL AMERICAN...DUNN...FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE! The ever famous "I am a Real American" starts up, as the guitar chords echo throughout the arena. The fans jump up to their feet as they look to the stage. Suddenly, red and yellow lights start flashing in every which direction. From the back, we see James Dunn strut out. He has a red and yellow feather boa around his neck, wearing the classing yellow spandex tights, red boots. He has his mustache bleached extremely blonde, while his beard is the same color it was before. He wears a yellow bandana, that in red has the word "Dunnamania" duct taped across it. PA System - When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside.. DUNN, DUNN, DUNN, DUNN; DUNN-DUNN-DUNN-DUNN PA System - You gotta take a stand, it don't hurt to hide.. DUNN, DUNN, DUNN, DUNN; DUNN-DUNN-DUNN-DUNN Bulk Hogan - Hey wait a second brotha... You're stepping on my toes here and I don't like it! That's my gimmick brotha! You're pissin the bulk off! Dunn - Listen here old timer. You might have beeen the cream of the crap pot back in 1999, but this year is the era of Dunn-a-mania! Bulk Hogan - You think you're so much better brother? Let's put it to the test.. Right here! Right now! Dunn - You're on! Dunn and Bulk break the starring competition and both fall to their backs on the mat. Dunn - Gordie! Pin me! Falcoon looks confused but drops down and hooks Dunn's legs.. They wait for the crowd to count but no one seems interested... Dunn counts to himself 1...2...3! Falcoon - That's just disgraceful. Who writes this crap? Dunn grabs his jobber award and heads backstage. Falcoon - Our next presenter is a man that went froom a low card jobber to the top in one match! Please welcome.. Stinger! Stinger magically appears in a cloud of smoke at the podium. Stinger - Back in 1999 I pulled off what is STILL cconsidered the biggest upset in OWF history by defeating TripleH for the OWF championship! Something that no one saw coming. My time has passed, and now we've determined someone that has followed in my footsteps this year... This award is for the biggest upset of 2007! Here are your nominees: * Seraph defeats Aph Stinger - And the winner is.... ... ... ... ... Alexis Cage with her defeat over Angel!
Falcoon - Alexis Cage was unable to attend tonight''s ceremony due to her recent injuries. She will be joining us VIA Satellite. The OWFtron flickers and turns to a hospital room. Alexis is propped up in her bed with the plaque next to her. Alexis Cage - This award is kind of a slap in the face, but we all knew I was the under dog to begin with. I'd like to thank my fans for being by my side.. The under dog will return! .. I'll see ya soon! Falcoon - Please welcome... The queen of slut... -tting. Jackie Kissens! Jackie walks up from behind on the podium and lifts up the next award. Kissens - The next award is for the most under rateed wrestler. The person who has constantly put out an effort to be pushed to the top, but could never seize the oppertunity. Here are the nominees... * Greg Jackson Kissens - And 2007's most under rated wrestler is..... .... .... .... .... ...Dude Job!
The camera's turn to the side of the stage where Dude Job makes his entry through a small group of fans. They all get their feel of the star before he leaps over the guard rail and heads for the podium. Jackie hands him the award and kisses him on the cheek before making her exit. Dude JoB - Well all I can say is thank you. You know it's really interesting the things that matter to you when your in this business. At the moment I am taking a sabbatical but I assure you I will be back. It's funny. I started out as a jobber in All Star Wrestling and to win this here certainly puts a finger into Kremlin's eye. "You'll never amount to anything" seems to lose resonance with each victory I attain. Thank you all and have a great holiday. Falcoon - Lets take a look at 2007's... Match of thhe Year! 2007 MATCH OF THE YEAR ... (TOWER OF DEATH) PA System - Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for tonight's overtime main event!! Just then, pyro shoots out from the stage and "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste" by Norma Jean blares over the PA System. From the back, we see Jesse Williams walk out focused on the match ahead of him. Missy Janson - Introducing first.. From Las Vegas Nevada... A former OWF champion... JESSE... WILLIAMS!!! He keeps his head straight as he jogs to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope to enter. He walks around the ring once and then gets into his corner and prepares for his match. Falcoon - The tension is rising in the arena tonighht! Burst - This match is huge! Falcoon - It's bigger then huge... its like the fatt chick at the super market, digging through the frozen food section with his massive ass in the air, wiggling from side to side as she.. Burst - ENOUGH! Missy Janson - And his opponent...... The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. Missy Janson - He IS.. THE CURRENT... OWF WORRRRLD CHAMPION!!!....... From Smithtown New York.. He... Is... ANGEL!! There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the rampAngel slowly walks out, . observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He continues to the ring in this same manner, and only when he is in the middle of the ring for a few moments does the music stop, echoing throughout the arena. Falcoon - This is exciting! Jesse Williams Vs Angell.. We've waited sooo long for this at a prime stage like Blood Bath! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Angel and Jesse exchange glares. Just as the bell rings Jesse slides outside of the ring and heads for the door, ready to get this match over with quick! Angel follows him out, but grabs a kendo stick that sits against the side of the cell.. Jesse struggles to pop the gate open, it appears stuck.. He pulls on it and Angel cracks him in the ear with the kendo stick! Jesse grabs the side of his head, then turns into another hit from the kendo stick, this one across his forehead. Jesse kneels down to one knee and holds his ear.. Angel strikes him across the back of the neck with the kendo stick! Jesse lashes out and spears Angel into the side of the cell! Jesse begins striking quickly, lefts and rights! Fist after fist he lays into Angel. Jesse grabs Angel's head and slams it into the chain links of the cell! Jesse uses the side of the cell to grind Angel's forehead on, Angel is busted open early and begins to drip blood. Falcoon - It's been one hell of a night for these ttwo! Jesse releases Angel and head back for the cell door.. Angel picks up a staple gun at his feet and grins! He snaps a staple into Jesse's ribs taking Jesse off guard! Angel grabs him by the belt loop and sends him head first through the door of the cell! The door crashes open and Jesse spills through it on the floor! Angel walks through the open door and picks up Jesse he scoops him up on his shoulders then runs towards the cage. He throws Jesse like a lawn dart into the side of the cell! Jesse bounces off the steel and hits the ground hard! Burst - This match REALLY isn't fair! Jesse's GREEAT at climbing fences! Falcoon - Hardy har har... Burst - WHAT!? It's funny! Angel begins to climb the cell, he looks down at Jesse and smirks just as Jesse pulls himself up. Jesse reaches behind him and grabs the first thing he feels.. I fire estinguisher. He has it cocked back ready to throw, when he realizes what he has. He unclamps the hose and pulls the pin then sprays Angels with it! Angel coughs and covers his face but continues to climb. Jesse resorts back to plan A and throws it at Angel, hitting him in the lower back! Angel clinches his back and Jesse leaps up and grabs his foot, yanking him back down to the gound! THUD! Angel's body crashes down on the thin padding. Falcoon - Jesse has got to take advantage of this! Burst - Jesse would take advantage of a 12 year oold girl! Jesse grabs Angel by the hair and tosses him back into the cell then latches it shut. He begins to climb from the outside.. Angel hobbles back up and grabs a ladder that sits at ringside. He slides it in the ring, then looks back to Jesse who is halfway up the side of the cell.. Angel slides into the ring and sets up the ladder in the center of the ring. He looks back at Jesse once more then quickly climbs the rungs... Burst - God damn mexicans and their fencing climbbing! He makes it to the trap door of the tower leading into the second cell, he barges it open and pulls himself through it. Jesse has reaches the second cell from the outside. Angel gets to his feet and runs towards the cell door.. He kicks it open and reaches for Jesse! Falcoon - They are neck and neck as they head for tthe top! Burst - Damn that Mexican is fast! Angel grabs the side of the cell door and pulls it towards him, he grabs ahold of it and uses it to get a step up to grab Jesse's foot! He yanks of Jesse's foot, but Jesse kicks him off.. Angel swings himself to the outside of the cell and begins to climb, trying to catch up to Jesse who is about 4 foot above him! Angel pulls out his staple gun with a grin and manages to grab Jesse's foot. CLICK! you hear and the fans gasp! CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK! Angel continues to shoot staples into Jesse's calf muscle in his right leg! Jesse scream out in pain and his grip loosens... Burst - I bet Jesse wishes he had a Mexican and aa Christmas tree on his side right now! HAAHAHA! Falcoon - Zaaaa! You'd have to be in classic OWF too know what that means! CLICK CLICK CLICK! Angel continues to shoot staples into Jesse's leg. Jesse tries to pull his leg away but Angel has a tight grip on it, finally Angel gives a hard tug and Jesse's grip gives... Burst - Ahh! Jesse is gonna look like a pile of rrefried beans in front of our table! Jesse manages to catch the bottom of the gate on his way down, Angel pulls himself back into the cell then grabs the door, he tries to close it, smashing Jesse's finger in the bottom, but Jesse uses his feet against the cell to keep it open. Angel snickers while retrieving his staple gun from his side... Angel - This little piggy went to the market... "CLICK!" A staple is driven into Jesse's trigger finger causing him to pull it away. Angel - This little piggy stayed home! "CLICK!" Jesse's scream can be heard around the arena as the staple entered the bone in his middle finger! He loses his grip on that finger. Angel - This little piggy ate roast beef! "CLICK!" the staple drives down into Jesse's ring finger! Jesse Williams - Ahhhh! GAWD! Angel - And this little piggy.... He went "WWEWEWE" all the way....... Angel brings the staple gun down to Jesse's last hope of holding on.. his pink finger. Angel - HOME! "CLICK!" Suddenly you see Jesse release and the fall happens so quickly.. CRUNCH! As he lands ontop of the announce table! Falcoon - WHAT THE FUCKKKKK!? Burst - OHhh shit.. Oh shit. Oh god.. Oh god Gorddie! I think he's dead! Oh God.. Please. God no! Falcoon - Jesse Williams just fell from 3/4 of the Tower of Death! Burst - MEDIC!!! Falcoon - You don't even like him! Burst - Yeah but.. He.. Oh my god.. Who will I maake fun of? Jesse.. Buddy.. God no! Jesse lays amungst the shambles of wood and blood, his body broken in half from the fall. His breaths are short and his chest and arm shakes violently.. A stretcher quickly wheels down to ringside and Jesse is picked from the carnage. Falcoon - Jesse Williams... What a brave man he hass been over the years. He's... Man. Nick I.... The commentators are stunned, you can see the tears being fought back in both of their eyes as they watch Jesse being handled carefully.. The camera's drift back to Angel.. He stares down from the second tower, motionless watching as the paramedics remove the wood from around Jesse, then carefully brace his neck. Angel leans against the cell, placing his hands between the holes, obviously feeling remorse for what has happened... Falcoon - Nick.. I... I... Burst - I know buddy. Nick consoles his partner with a soft pat on the back as they watch Jesse being loaded onto the stretcher.. We drift back to Angel who has his eyes closed and head against the cage. Suddenly the OWF logo spins and we fade to black....
Falcoon - Our next presenter is a legend in the bussiness. He got his start back in 1997 with a promotion called Kingdom Fantasy Wrestling, from there he went on to be the voice of wrestling over the internet with promotions like All Star Wrestling, Ultimate Hardcore Wrestling, and Meaningless Violence Wrestling. But the true home for this man has always been... The Outsider Wrestling Federation. Join me in welcoming..... Smokie Greene! The crowd gives a standing ovation as the pale old man known as Smokie Greene limps down to the podium. Greene - Meh I hate this place! Where the fuck is Nick Burst? I owe him a kick in the crotch! ... Now I may be old as shit, but one thing I know is talent. YOUNG TALENT! That's why I am presenting the award for Rookie of the Year. Here are the nominees... * Kaige Greene - Great.. So we've got a cheater, 2 bitchess, a wanker, and a crack head. Geezus this sport is suffering. Here's the damn winner... .... .... Will someone please open this fuckin envelope? What the hell is your tongue made of?? Super glue? Christ remind me to send you to Nick Burst's lockerroom later.... That'd be funny as shit. .... ... Ha! His balls would get stuck to your face. .... ... .... ..Eclipse!
Smokie steps away from the podium as a brooding Eclipse steps out from the back. She doesn't acknowledge the fans, she just grabs her award, stares at Smokie who's smile turns into an ugly frown, then she walks to the back. Falcoon - Not one for words I see... Anywho.. The nnext award I will be presenting myself.. It is for the OWF's Tag Team of the year! Here are the nominees... * Exile Falcoon - The winners and Tag Team of 2007..... ... ... ... EXILE!... Plague and Angel!
The arena goes entirely dark and then the drum rolls of Down with the Sickness is heard throughout the arena. The words The Plague Has Struck appears on the titantron, each word at a time. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah The pyros blast off as the first scream in the song is heard illuminating the whole arena and revealing a man at the enterance ramp with a guitar slung over his black trenchcoat. Ooh Ah Ah Ah Ah Plague grabs the award and leans over the podium. Plague - My ex partner can't be hear tonight. It'ss ok, I did all the work as it was in that team so I'll just hang onto this award. Plague walks off to the back with the crowd left confused. Falcoon - Lets take a look at the 2007 Fued of the Year! 2007 FUED OF THE YEAR ... TRENT STEEL VS DRACO July 30th, 2007 Draco is back up to his feet and Trent Steel tries to spear Draco down to the mat. Draco throws a knee up that connects with Trent Steel's face. He stumbles back and as soon as he rights himself Draco unleashes a shining wizard that sends Steel out of the ring. August 6th, 2007 Garrett Greene nods and tosses aside the card to look down at the next question. He mouths the words as he reads them to himself before reading them aloud. Garrett Greene - What are your thoughts on Trent Steel and the match you two have been placed into? Draco hears the words and nods slowly. His face losing that fun loving presence he is known for. Robo-Betsy merrs, but Draco puts his hand near her and she stops. Draco - Trent Steel... Draco pauses as a hand appears. He looks down at it thinking he is getting cue cards now. Instead there was nothing, but a fingerless glove. Draco's eyes widen as he realizes what the hand is there for. Another hand appears and clocks Draco upside the head. Garrett Greene moves out of the way and Trent Steel appears and hits Draco again. He has Draco pinned against the wall with his arm across his throat and keep his arms pinned to stop attacks. Trent Steel - Oh did you think you'd get a break from me tonight. Nah man. Not tonight. Tonight I am going to kick your emo little ass all over this fucking place. I am going to destroy you. Come on you hellacious little bitch fight back! Trent lets Draco go and Draco flips him off and walks away. Draco - I'll see your ass in the ring. > Trent - Wow. I thought you were the man. I thoughht you were the bad ass. Oh well I guess that's what I can expect from a guy who can't even figure out which C*censored* he wants to be in. Draco stops dead in his tracks. Greene pulls out his sheet of "words you can't say on the owf network" Garrett Greene - You can't say... Trent slams his fist into Greene's face. Draco's eyes lock into Steel's. Steel smirks. Trent Steel - Maybe I outta give Hope a call and tell her she branded the right little pathetic dog, Hey...How does it feel to know your girlfriend has a bigger dick than you. Draco shuts his eyes and starts to shake as he charges Trent. He lands a hard right into Trent's face. He knocks off Trent's shades. Trent looks back at him with a shit eating grin as they start trading punches.. Kissens - We have fights around every corner! CJ's voice can be heard approaching.. Prez CJ - HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY! Wait a second damn it! CJ pops onto the scene and tries to seperate the two.. Prez CJ - Fuckin stop for a second! Draco - I want him now! Fuck the tables, scaffoldd, and cage match! Trent Steel - I'm right here bitch! Two guards show up and Draco tries to break through them. Prez CJ - Fine... Ring the damn bell! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Draco's fists are too fast for Trent, sending Trent stumbling backwards and falling back into a set of wires.. Trent grabs a folded up chair and tosses it at Draco, Draco ducks it but without warning Trent pulls out a live wire for one of the amplifiers and sticks it to Draco's stomach. Draco's body compluses to the shock and the lights above them flicker as he shakes uncontrolably. Draco breaks free of the shock. Trent Steel - Shocking Ain't it!? HA! August 13th, 2007 The stadium is in absolute hysteria, the fans cheering like crazy. A chant begins. "Make! Their! Face!...Like! Their! Ass!" Angel and Draco take a moment to look around the ring, when suddenly music hits over the P.A. system. It's Imperium's music, and suddenly the stadium goes from the MYFLLYA chant to a deafening roar of boos. Trent Steel and Plague come strutting down, each with a microphone in hand. Trent Steel - Now what the fuck is this!? The goddamn circus!? Last time I checked this business thrives on violence, not fucken fairies prancing around the ring throwing their cheap merch at the crowd! Draco - Well, look who it is. The Blackheart himsself. Meanwhile, Angel is standing in the ring, a stare filled with hatred aimed at both Steel and Plague. Plague - Look at you two, you make me fucken sick.. Angel...you left us for this? Angel - For what, Plague? Imperium is no more. Itt's nothing without me. Never was, never will be. Trent Steel - Say what you will, but-- Draco - You know what Steel! The fans erupt as Draco steps in and cuts Steel off. Steel is fuming with anger. Draco - This is MYFLLYA. We don't bullshit. You wwanna talk shit? Power to you. But I'm willing to stand here right now, and bet every ounce of merch in these boxes that you can't back it up! Angel - Any time! Any place! Draco - You name the stips buddy. Trent Steel andd Plague, vs. Team MYFLLYA. TAG TITLES ARE ON THE LINE! The crowd goes crazy, the foundations of the building start to shake. Angel - Oh, and Steel... Steel looks up, contemplating the challenge. Angel - Don't attack me again... Suddenly Angel whips out the bazooka, and starts firing baseballs at Steel and Plague. None of them are missing their marks, each ball is hitting flesh with a sickening thud! The crowd is going crazy as Angel continues to fire off the shots, Steel and Plague cringing and doubling over in pain. They are both screaming in anger but they can't approach the ring. They keep getting drilled with baseballs, red spots and cuts opening up all along their skin, until they are forced to scamper back up the ramp. At the top of the ramp, just out of the bazooka's reach, they turn and stare at the ring, holding their wounds, cursing everything. But it's all drowned out by the roar of the crowd, as Team MYFLLYA stands in the center of the ring, taking it all in. Falcoon - HA! Team MILF strikes again!
Falcoon - That's only a small portion of the hell tthose two put each other under this year! For more you can check out owfwrestling.com and click on The Vault! ... Moving on 3 Awards left.. Please join me in welcoming WoW President Mrs. Morningrod! The spotlight hits the podium where Mrs Morningrod stands with the WoW of the year award next to her. Mrs Morningrod - The heart and soul of the OWF, a very contriversial divison that some say should be done away with, this division promoted a new line of wrestlers, FEMALE wrestlers who are every bit as talented and athletic as some of the male stars today. These women provide hope to wrestling! It proves that females are not only eye candy or sexual objects.. They can be exciting, strong, and talented! This year 2 women have gone where no woman has gone before, they've held the OWF title! To the Aphrodisia Jordan's, Alexis Cage's, Kara's, Eclipse's, Amanda Davis...... From the bottom of our hearts.. Thank you for providing us with your excitement! Here at the nominees for the WoW of 2007 * Aphrodisia Mrs Morningrod - The winner and WoW of 2007.... .... .... .... Aphrodisia Jordan!
The lights go out, plummeting the entire arena into darkness. For a few moments, there is nothing but the soft sounds of the crowds rumbling with anticipation. A low, raspy voice speaks: PA System - From now on, we are enemies… you and I. The speakers explode in the hauntingly melodic tune of “Warheart” by Children of Bodom. Images begin to pulse upon the OWFTron in time to the base beat of a pale woman’s body parts. Her hand, clutching a cigarette, black nails long and seemingly lethal. Her shoulder, marred by deep and ragged scars. I'm an outcast on the path of rebound Aph takes her place at the podium. Mrs Morningrod hands her the award and she immediantly sets it down. Aphrodisia Jordan - Thank you. Falcoon - Ladies and gents... The owners of the Outtsider Wrestling Federation.... Diamond Kid and Chase Johnson! CJ and DK stand from their chairs behind the podium and approach it. Prez DK - The next two awards are the grand honors of the night. Prez CJ - The awards that wrestlers work the entire year for. Prez DK - We've seen so much talent walk in and out of our doors this year, only a select few and stood by us no matter what. Prez CJ - The first award is for the champion of the year! Now we've seen some awesome runs this year, Angel broke the longest OWF title run, Jesse Williams captured the title for the 3rd time, Alexis became the first female world champion, and Aphrodisia Jordan became the second grand slammer ever in a 9 year run! Prez DK - Without further or due, here are the nominees for 2007 Champion of the Year... * Angel Prez DK -That's a hard one! Open the envelope! Prez CJ - ... And the winner is... .... ... .... .... .... .... The Grand Slammer...
Aphrodisia steps back out from the side with the WoW award still in her hand. She scoops up the Champion of the year award and holds them both up then heads for the back. Prez DK - Now the suspense rises... The biggest honor of the night! Prez CJ - Here are the nominees for OWF Wrestler of the Year.... * Angel Prez DK - And the winner is..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... JAMES DUNN!!!!! Prez CJ - What? You didn't wear your glasses did you?.. He's blind as a freakin bat folks! .... ... .... .... .... .... Your wrestler of the year.....
The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the ramp. His music plays through but he doesn't show. Prez DK - I guess... I guess he didn't make it? The OWFtron lights up with the n4h logo. Suddenly the lights pop on and Jesse Williams, Godsmack, and Ray Lopes walk out from the back. Jesse Williams - Angel isn't here. Why? Because he's a fucking coward! That's why. And you people voted for him for wrestler of the year?.. Lopes snatches the plaque off the podium and breaks the arm off it. They laugh and Williams holds his hands out. Jesse Williams - Gimmie that hunk of shit. I'll be holding onto this until that pussy decides to come back and face me for it. Prez DK - Put it back Jesse... Jesse Williams - Fuck off. Williams swings the plaque and smacks DK in the side of the face with it. DK's begins to bleed as the gash by his eye breaks open. Godsmack and Lopes grab CJ by the arms and hold him back. Jesse Williams - Where's your Angel now DiK? HUH!? ANSWER ME BITCH! DK gags on the taste of his own blood, Williams assaults him again with the plaque with a shot to the lips. Jesse Williams - Pray for a savior KID.... Pray for him! Because until he comes back.... Jesse points to the OWF tron where the entire scene is being shown they deliver a close up of DK's battered face... Jesse Williams - THIS.... IS.... YOUR LIFE. The OWF logo flashes and we fade to black. |
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