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The cameras open up, two hours before the start of MVW Monday Addiction, in the backstage area. It's completely empty, minus the one competitor responsible for MVW Monday Addiction pacing the halls. Vacant, holding a stack of white papers in one hand and roll of tape in the other, moves in a zig zag pattern across the hallway as he peeks into each door, and effectively labels it. He first comes upon a locker room, followed by a washroom and he labels them both. He takes it even further as he even labels conession stands, road cases that could possibly move and he even tapes a sign upon the belly of the sleeping Mucho Grasa. He stops in his tracks, glacing around and trying to take in his surroundings. He moves on, rounding the corner and continues to plot out the lay out of the locker room in his mind.
As we arrive at our destination in Uniondale, New York we softly slip into the halls of The Nassau Coliseum where the instant camera focus shines on the shoulders of the beautiful Alexis Cage. The live light on the camera catches her eye just in time for her to shoot a nonschalant grin to the fans. Alexis abruptly stops and turns her head to the left. Alexis Cage - Do me a favor doll, and hold this for me... Shes grabs a slim feminine arm of a woman off of the camera's view then forcefully opens the woman's hand and spits her gum into it. Alexis strolls away with a smirk, but as the camera turns to the woman to reveal Moxie Roxie who's in a state of shock as she watches Alexis casually walk away. Moxie shakes her head in disbelief just before lunging her arm forward and throwing the gum right into Alexis's hair.
The sold out Nassau Coliseum comes to life as the cameras pan in Live to MVW Monday Addiction. "Bastard" by Ben Folds hits the sound system. The fans stand up and burst right into a loud applause. Vacant walks out from behind the curtains as the Feast of Flesh set up is finally completed. Vacant stands on the ramp, holding his precious OWF Network Title over his shoulder in a fashion very similar to Jesse Williams. The music cuts down, and as it does, Vacant pulls a microphone from his pocket and brings it to his mouth. Vacant - Hello Long Island! The fans explode into a loud roar of cheers. Vacant - Let me be the first to introduce you to my show -- MVW Monday Addiction! I just wanted to tell you all a couple of things before we start. First, if you look at the MVW Tron right behind me, you'll see that the image is split directly in half. Right now, both sides are of me, but once I leave, one half will continue to broadcast what is happening in the ring. The other half is going to follow around whoever holds the OWF Network Championship, so you can all see the action as it goes down. Now, that being said, this is an MVW sanctioned event. So would it REALLY be MVW if we didn't have the names of old calling these MVW born matches? The fans cheer again. Vacant - As you can see, the announcers table and ring announcers table are both empty. So let me introduce to you, first, the main who will be ring announcer for tonight...GERALDO! The fans explode loudly as Geraldo walks out from behind Vacant. He pats him on his head as he walks by, slapping a few hands of the fans on the ramp as Geraldo moves down to ring side and towards his position. Vacant - And of course. How about the two men calling the action tonight? I don't even think they really need introductions...But, I'll give them anyways...Give it up, for LARRY KING and MANCOW! This time, the fans nearly break down the foundations of the arena as the two voices of MVW appear on the stage behind Vacant. A few pleastantrys are shared between the announcers and Vacant, before they move on down the ramp. King takes the left side of the ramp, while Mancow takes the right. They both begin slapping fives and make their way towards the announcers booth. Vacant - Well, now that's out of the way....Who wants to start the show? Yells and cheers are heard throughout the arena as Vacant glances over the sold out crowd. Vacant - Okay...Well...The following match is a Feast of Flesh Match. As you can see from the setup, there is no ring, but will still follow typical MVW rules. It is MVW sanctioned, which means that while were on network television, I have to ask the parents out there to please remove any small children or persons with heart conditions. I simotaniously ask children not to listen to their parents and stay and watch this anyways, because its going to be wild. The rowdy fans are hooting and hollering at the mention of the violence. Vacant - Introducing first, from Phoenix, Arizona weighing in at 190 pounds, the man who personifies all things OWF, The DIIIAAAMOOOND KIIIIID! PA System - On my own, here we go! "Brainstew" by Green Day hits the speakers as former President of the OWF, The Diamond Kid, steps out onto the ramp. He receives a loud ovation from the fans, including a chant of "Welcome Back! Welcome Back!". DK smiles as he walks towards the ramp with his eyes locked on the adoring crowd. Meanwhile, Mancow and King take their seats the the announcers table. Mancow - Hey hey! King - I never thought I'd have to see your face again. Mancow - Well you thought wrong! The Diamond Kid takes slow steps, shuffling his feet across the ramp, as he moves his sights to the "ring". He steps on the broken pieces of lightblub and over the barbed wire fencing that is held up by the ring posts which are flush from the floor. He stands in the middle of the ring, and his music starts to fade out. Once it does, you can hear half the fans chanting for DK, the other half for his opponent. DK pulls a microphone from his pocket and speaks. The Diamond Kid - Hello folks! Mixed reaction seeps from the crowd. The Diamond Kid - Well, I decided that since it is TRULY an MVW show...That I must tell you my stipulations and my wea-- Vacant - And his opponent... Vacant cuts off DK, as the fans laugh loudly. Vacant - ...from the lowest levels of morality mankind can sink to and still be considered human, a man who shouldnt be allowed to walk the streets for the good of the general populace, personifying all things MVW, SPEEECTEEEEER! PA System - Tonight's your lucky fucking night ..Says the voice of the Venetian Vandal to an arena full of fans that definitely remember the glory days of MVW. The surf guitar sweetness of The Dead Kennedys' rendition of "Viva Las Vegas" assaults the ears of the audience, leaving images of gambling and debauchery dancing in their heads. A wave of purple and silver confetti drifts to the arena floor, indicating that a celebration is in order. What celebration is that? Why, the arrival of none other than Specter, who steps through the curtain and surveys the arena with a smirk. He looks from the ring to the fans and back again, before beginning his pace to the ring. Shrugging off the high five attempts and remarks of fans, he slips to ringside and launches himself in a leap over the pit of lightbulbs, and the barbed wire fencing, and into the ring. His music fades out as the two men stare at each other while wading around in thumbtacks. Mancow - Fans are getting ready...I'm getting ready...King's getting ready. King - I've been ready. Mancow - Oh. King - Look, Vacant is coming down to ringside to watch this match. Mancow - I guess he's waiting to see what Moxie is going to do. Vacant walks down the ramp, pressing himself up against the guard rail as far away as he can from the lightbulbs. Vacant - Okay, so now. Specter, please take DK's microphone and inform him of your stipulations and your weapon. Specter grabs the microphone from DK, who looks shocked. Specter - Here's the deal, D-money. My weapon of choice is... He reaches into his left pocket and pulls an object out. Specter - A taser. The fans cheer loudly. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a prescription bottle about three-fourths full of blue pills. Specter - And my stipulation? Well, These are some kind of horse tranquilizers. I'm not one-hundred percent sure they're on the market or even legal, but I've got my connections. My stip is, you've got to down this bottle and keep it down for the entire match. You puke 'em up, you get DQed and I win. On the bright side, the sooner we wrap this up, the sooner you can get your stomach pumped. Somebody get the man some water. Tossing the bottle to DK, Specter grins and reclines in the corner. The fans begin tossing bottles of water into the ring. Mancow - HAHAHA! I love the MVW fans. DK continually gets pelted with either full, empty or half full bottles. He grabs one off the mat and takes the bottle of pills. He opens it and puts all of the pills into his mouth and begins to chew them up. He takes some water and eventually downs them all, opening his mouth to show the fans. He then walks over to Specter, grabbing the microphone from his hand. The Diamond Kid - Okay, you think that's going to be tough on me? What I just took is like a regular saturday night for me! King - He isn't lying! The Diamond Kid - But, lets pretend that I do get tired...You still screwed yourself. First my weapon is going to be.... "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica hits the PA System and the lights turn black. Once the drums kick in the lights turn on and a mammoth of a man walks out from the back. Mancow - WHAT the hell is that? The man stands over seven feet tall and is completely covered in barbed wire. His head is entirely shaved except for a mohawk that is dyed in a rainbow color. His face is heavily disfigured. A scar across his left eye is partially concealed by a black eye patch, while his nose is entirely missing. He also seems to be missing his entire row of teeth on the top of his mouth. On his left shoulder, he has a tattoo of a half-snake half-dragon. He steps through the lightbulb pit and rolls himself over the barbed wire fencing. He begins snorting in anger as he stares at Specter. The Diamond Kid - I'd like you all to meet my weapon...Snake. And my stipulation? Well, remember how I spoke about the true spirit of MVW? What would an MVW card be without bringing back a special title. That's right. This match is for the OWF/MVW LillyAss Championship, and will be fought under LillyAss rules! The fans explode as Vacant applauds as well. Specter looks on and motions for DK to bring it on. Missy Janson walks out, bringing the latest version of the OWF/MVW LillyAss Championship down to ringside. She hands it to Vacant who slowly brings it over to the announcers booth. Mancow - Wow! King - DK with a very smart plan. Mancow - Unless he loses. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The fans explode as the both men walk around on the thumbtacks. Specter charges at Snake, dropping the taser, and pushes him right up against the barbed wire fencing. He makes sure to grab the barbed wire on Snake and wrap it into the fencing. Specter backs off, and Snake finds himself tangled up against the fence. King - Smart move by Specter. Specter turns around and he and DK immediately lock up with Diamond Kid getting the upper hand and locking Specter in a hammerlock. Specter throws a hard right elbow backwards, catching DK sharply across his brow and stumbling him back against the barbed wire. Specter runs, but DK is able to hit the mat and Specter crashes right into the barbed wire face first. DK pulls himself out of the mess of thumbtacks, pulling a few of them out of his flesh as he awaits Specter to pull himself from the wire. Mancow - Specter is looking for blood. He found his own, unfortunately. Eventually he pulls himself off the wire to find himself on the receiving end of dropkick to the face that sends both men down to the mat. DK holds his left forearm in pain, which is the part of his body that hit the mat flush. The entire length of his arm is covered in thumbtacks stuck into his flesh. Specter sits up, with his entire body shining from the hundreds of tacks petruding from his back and neck. Snake is now grinding the barbed wire into his flesh trying to free himself. Blood pours from his body, but he does not show any signs of pain. King - Now DK knows how it feels to put men through tacks matches. Mancow - Where do you think he got his inspiration for the more violent matches in OWF? King - Well that is obvious. Mancow - And that character, Snake, looks to be getting more and more angry. DK stands up first, awaiting Specter to return to his feet. Once Specter pushes himself up, DK charges but finds himself with Specters hand around his throat. DK brings a knee up to the crotch of Specter, which breaks the hold, and DK instinctively turns to run to the ropes. He stops immediately realizing there are no ropes and he turns around to be clotheslined so hard that DK's head smashes the thumbtacks on the mat while back flipping from the impact. Specter shakes his arm a bit as DK kicks the mat from the intense pain of thumbtacks driven into his skull. Blood begins to accumulate on the mat where DK lays. Specter wastes hardly anytime, grabbing the laying DK by his bloody hair and tugging him to his feet. He hooks DK in a front face lock before throwing his arm over his head. Specter picks DK up for a vertical suplex and looks to drop him across the barbed wire. Mancow - DK's going to be digging into his OWF insurance for this! He floats over at the last second, and lands outside of the barbed wire onto the lightbulb pit outside of the wire fence. Luckily, he stays on his feet. He leaps over the fencing and takes Specter down with a bulldog right onto the thumbtacks. DK holds his ass in pain while Specter immediately starts pulling thumbtacks from various pieces of flesh on his face. Mancow - Nice bulldog by DK. King - After all these years, both of these two look pretty sharp. Mancow - So far it has lived up to the hype. DK stands up, but finds himself falling down to one knee rather quickly. Mancow - The drugs are kicking in! Specter stands up, grabbing a hold of the taser and first turns and tasers Snake who is almost free of the wire. He shakes violently, screaming in anger before falling limp and tangling himself again. Specter turns and immediately tasers DK who flops down to the tacks and accumlates more and more as he rolls in pain. Specter tucks the taser into his pocket and grabs DK by his hair, lifting him up onto his shoulder and dropping him face first across the barbed wire fencing. DK hangs by his arms over the top of it and Specter pulls out the taser again. He shocks DK again in his back, sending him flying over the top of the fencing and straight onto his back on the bulbs. Mancow - Specter is doing better than I thought. Snake finally pushes himself out of the barbed wire and runs at Specter. He spears him so hard that when Specter hits the barbed wire fencing, it bends backwards. King - Jesus! Mancow - That thing is a beast! Snake immediately pulls Specter off the barbed wire and tucks his head between his legs. He lifts Specter up for a powerbomb, but with a sign of incredible strength he throws him straight up into the air and catches him around his throat in midair. Using gravity, and all his strength, Snake chokeslams Specter from about ten feet in the air straight down onto his back on the thumbtacks in the ring. Mancow - I'm liking this Snake guy! That was some fucking move! Snake backs off, grunting in anger as blood is pouring from all over his body. DK is feeling absolutely no pain, with help from the pills, as he is climbing the barbed wire fence with pieces of lightbulb stuck in his back. He flops over into the ring, driving the glass tubes even further into his back. Snake is the only one standing and he opts to lift Specter up off the mat. His entire back is covered in thumbtacks at his point. DK stands up, wobbling around and flopping down to the mat hard each time. Snake grabs Specter around the throat. He responds with two hard kicks to the crotch but Snake stands tall. He lifts Specter up by his throat, and with another sign of strength tosses him up onto his shoulders and falls forward with a chokeslam into a jackknife powerbomb. Specter lays motionless as does DK. King - That was a reverse of the first move! Mancow - I think Specter is out. King - I think DK is over dosing. Snake grabs the arm of DK and lays him on top of Specter. The referee slides in, counting the pin on the back of DK so he doesnt get stabbed with tacks...1...2...3! Vacant - So your winner is The Diamond Kid and the loser, and now a second time OWF/MVW LillyAss Champion, is Specter, proving once and for all that MVW was only the minor leagues. Makes me glad that Im here in the OWF today, where talent is valued more than brutality. And it says a lot about you here as a crowd that youve grown to respect the real athletes too. This isnt all we have in store for you tonight though. Weve barely scratched the surface. Now everybody wave goodbye to Trent Steel as I march him to his death. Snake grabs DK and lifts him over his shoulder. He easily steps over the fencing and exits ringside, carrying the limp DK to the back. Geraldo grabs the OWF/MVW LillyAss title and hands it to Specter as he stands up, before Geraldo runs in fear. Specter looks incredibly angry and drags the title behind him. Vacant tucks the microphone into his pocket and puts the belt over his shoulder. He walks up the ramp, following Specter. Mancow - What a way to start off MVW Addiction! King - Yeah. But there's so much left. We cut backstage to one of the locker rooms. The camera pans through the room to reveal Stonze beating away on a set of Rock Band drums and Styxx lounging about on acouch. A telephone begins to ring. Stonze - Hey, you gonna answer that? Styxx - Why don't you get it? Stonze - Dude, I'm really busy right now. I'm playing on Expert. Styxx - You suck. Fine, I'll answer it. He reaches over and lifts the phone off of the reciever. Styxx - Styxx and Stonze, we break bones. Oh, hi. Yeah...mhhmmm. Mmmhmmm. Mmmmhmmm. Hmmmmm...sure thing. Sounds great. We'll meet you there. As he places the phone back on the reciever, Stonze fails the song he was playing. He picks up the plastic drum set and throws it against the wall. Stonze - Dammit!! Styxx - Dude, you broke it. Stonze - Shit, let me get eighty bucks to buy a new one. Styxx - No way, but you can buy yourself a new set later. Stonze - How, I'm broke. Styxx - 'Cause the bone breaking business is um...back in business. Stonze - That was gay. Styxx - Yeah, I was going for something witty and clever. Stonze - You failed. Miserably. Styxx - Whatever, the point is, we have our first client. Let's go get paid. Stonze - Where are we going? Who is the client? Whose bones are we breaking? Styxx - You'll find out when we get there, come on. The two men stand up and exit their locker room the cameras follow them as they walk down the hallways, and pass Chris Green. Chris Green - Hey, where you guys goin? I just bought GTA 4! Stonze - Reaaaaally? Styxx - Swe- shit. There's no time for that now Green. Chris Green - Why? Stonze - There's always time for video games! Styxx - Not now! Come with us Green. Green looks hesitant. Chris Green - Where you guys going? Stonze - Styxx will tell us when we get there. The three men begin walking and they round a corner. We come upon Vacant who is standing with Jesse Williams after the first match. The two competitors each have their respective OWF Championships over their shoulders and are talking. The three men hop back behind the corner.
Styxx - Okay, we're here. Moxie gave us the go ahead to rough that kid up, and give her time to take the belt. Chris Green - But, Williams is with him. This won't be an easy attack. Stonze and I will go after Williams, Styxx, you go after the kid. The three men walk around the corner and walk straight for Williams and Vacant. Neither man sees the attack coming, with Williams being the first hit by a huge cross body block by Stonze. Green follows up by pinning Williams' arms down to the floor with his knees. Vacant turns around, only to be clotheslined nearly into next year by Styxx. Vacant drops the belt to the floor as Williams kicks Green off of him. Stonze is able to sweep Jesse down to the ground, taking his legs out as he stands up. Styxx stomps on the fallen Vacant as we see Moxie Roxie run out from around the corner. She runs up to the scene, reaching down and grabbing the Network Title by it's strap and running off with it. Mancow - Moxie has it now! King - Cheap move.
Styxx and Stonze finish the beat down on Jesse and Vacant, but Green sticks around to pound on Jesse. Vacant slowly gets up and begins to pull Green off of Jesse. Green pushes Vacant backwards and turns around on him. Chris Green - Watch it kid. Or you'll end up like your idol here. Green walks off as Vacant picks up Jesse's World Title. He looks down at Jesse who pushes himself up, holding his head. Vacant extends the belt to Jesse. Jesse Williams - Did she get it? Vacant - Yep? Jesse Williams - Fuck. Jesse puts his World Title over his shoulder. Jesse Williams - I'll go get it back. Williams goes to walk off, but Vacant grabs him firmly around his arm. Vacant - No, Jesse. Stay out of this. I mean it. Williams pulls his arm from the grasp of Vacant and turns around. He stands in a confrontational stance. Jesse Williams - Listen, what if I have plans to take out Moxie on my own? What are you going to do? Are you going to stop me? Jesse takes a step forward. Jesse Williams - Are you going to step in my way? Vacant remains silent as Williams walks off in the opposite direction. Vacant stands alone for a few seconds. Vacant - ...Yes, I will. As he mutters those words, he walks off. The cameras switch to a full screen of Moxie Roxie running with the Network Title.
Alexis darts from around the hallway corner and tackles Moxie Roxie against the side of the a consession stand, and Moxie drops the Network Championship. She grabs Moxie by the arm and places her face down on the counter top with a hammer lock. She wrenches up on it and pins Moxie down. Alexis slides her body down Moxie's back until her mouth is in direct contact with Moxie's ear. She lets her hot breath creep down Moxie's neck a moment before whispering into her ear. Alexis Cage - Where's my gum bitch? Alexis jerks up pulling Moxie with her, then slams Moxie immediantly back down onto the counter top. Alexis lets out a blood curdling scream before lowering herself back down to Moxie's ear. Alexis Cage - I SAID.. WHERE'S MY GUM BITCH!!!!? Moxie tries to break free from the hold, she wiggles her way around so that her face is directly in front of Alexis's face. Moxie Roxie - It's in your ratty hair dew! Moxie sarcastically yells. As she does she clears her throat and spits right into Alexis's right eye. Alexis's releases her grip and is taken by the moment. Moxie reaches over the counter and grabs a frying pan and knocks Alexis in the face with it. She picks up the Network Title as Vacant rounds the corner. He runs as fast as he can to catch up with her, but she disappears behind a corner. As he runs up on the corner, he looks down the long hallway. He slowly walks down the hall. He scans the names of the rooms with his eyes. Suddenly, he comes upon the locker room of Trent Steel. Vacant - Hmm...I wonder...
We see Vacant rush into Trent Steels locker room, where we see Trent Steel drinking a small bottle of Jack. Trent Steel - Smarter than you look. I'm impressed. Vacant moves to beat the hell out of Steel. Steel holds up a remote. Trent Steel - Nope. Not a good idea. I have this wired to your dad in a warehouse very very far away. I hit this. My boys tear him apart. You get this? Vacant backs off. Trent Steel - See again smarter than you look. Let me clarify this to you. You want your dad back? You want to save your daddy. You do exactly as I say. We got the three on three tourney going on. Not a problem. I won't beat up your father much until after that. Then you and I get to settle this like men. Tell me Vacant. You question what I can do in a match. Ever been in a Japanese Death Match. Vacant's eyes get really big. Trent Steel - Well let's up the anty. I'll bring your dad. We put him in a cage above the ring. But instead of the ring exploding Mr. Perry. It will be his cage if you don't get him out or beat me in the time limit. You get your daddy. And I. Win. Lose. Or Draw. I get to show you the real meaning of what you have done. Vacant stands there shaking with anger. Trent Steel - Don't you have a title to win? Vacant slowly walks off. Trent Steel - Good boy...just like me. Mancow - This is getting pretty violent. More violent than I would expect on OWF Television. King - Should be a great match. I mean, so far Specter and DK was a match of the year candidate for the OWF. I expect the next two to be the same.
We cut to another area backstage to see Encore signing many autographs by the water cooler for the OWF Backstage Staff. They all seem to want his autograph, not knowing wether he will be back in the OWF again. Encore's groupies, all wearing Encore memorabillia, surround him aswell, acting as bodyguards. Encore - Your welcome. Anything that I can do for my adoring fans. Fat Betty - Really? How about a kiss? Encore - Eww, gross! As the fat lady leans in for a kiss, we see Vacant and Moxie Roxie battling from around the corner. They round the corner as Moxie pushes Vacant into Encore spilling his coffee all over his nice white dress shirt. Instantly, all of his groupies jump Vacant at once and begin to stop him into the ground. It is an all out Pack assault by Encore's groupies. The camera's pan to Encore as he is wiping his shirt with napkins, he turns to Moxie who shocked in exhaustion. Encore - Motherfucker ruined my favourite shirt!..oh..Hey honey, very impressive out there. Encore walks towards a cautious Moxie and looks her in the eye. Encore - Listen, when your done playing with..hmph..the boys, and want to try a man, you know where to find me. That's enough fella's, after all, he's just a kid! Encore snaps his fingers and the groupies quickly scatter. Left laying on the floor is a bloody Vacant holding his ribs in pain. Encore walks past Moxie staring provocatively as his groupies follow him back to his lockeroom. Moxie stands in amazement over what has just transpired before running back and grabbing the belt and taking off once again.
We cut back to the announcers booth. Mancow - Damn, we can barely even get a word in. King - I know, doesn't it suck? Mancow - Not really. Just means the show is action packed! King - That is true. Mancow - Well, we have ringside all cleaned up thankfully. And Geraldo is standing so, I think I should send it to him.. Geraldo - Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for the KILL TRENT STEEL Match! The fans explode into chants of "Kill Trent Steel! Kill Trent Steel!". Geraldo - First, I would like to introduce the team of men who will be facing Steel, which can include people who come out or anyone who chooses to make themselves a competitor in this match...Greg Jackson...Styxx...Stonze...Encore...Jason Blood...Valtiel...Amaru...Chris Green...MVP...Mucho Grasa and No Hablo Ingles! All eleven men walk out from the back to a chorus of cheers, just because they get to beat up Trent Steel. Styxx and Stonze walk out with their OWF Blood, Sweat and Tears Tag Team Championships...Eventually all of the men get into the ring and await Trent Steel. Geraldo - And their opponents, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania..."The Son of a Bitch" Trent Steel! PA System - Now you're messing with a son of a bitch! They all await Steel has his music hits. Trent runs in from the crowd with a steel chair in hand and slides in behind all the men. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Steel nails Valtiel across the back of the head with the chair, taking him down immediately. All the competitors turn, and Steel is able to get off one more decent chair shot on Amaru before he is swarmed. Stonze nails Steel with a kick as Styxx nails a hard elbow that staggers him back. Greg Jackson steps forward and nails Steel with a hard right, but he is pulled back by Encore who nails a fury of shots to Steel's midsection. Jackson pulls Encore back and nails him with a right hand before going back to Steel. Once he does, Jason Blood nails Jackson with a back elbow, knocking him out of the picture as Blood steps forward to go after Steel. He is able to land one hard right on the fallen Steel before Chris Green pulls him off and begins to stomp on Trent himself. Jason Blood knees Green in the face and begins to pound on him. Mancow - This deteriorated rather quickly into a huge battle royal. King - That's how it happened with Jackal. MVP looks to go after Steel but is quickly taken down by Trent as he gets to his feet. Stonze goes after Steel, and is joined by Styxx. Steel is able to knock Stonze down with a hard left elbow, but leaves himself open to attack from Styxx and he takes advantage. He nails a dropkick that stumbles Steel backwards into the corner. Styxx runs at the corner body splashing Steel. Styxx walks out, but he is taken out with a leg lariat from Jason Blood. He walks over to Steel and lifts him up to a seated position on the top rope. He begins to climb up, but Steel pushes him backwards into the group of competitors. Blood, Mucho Grasa, No Hablo Ingles and Encore all hit the mat, allowing Steel to get off the top turnbuckle. King - The battling of the other team is costing them. From the back, Vacant runs out looking up to the split MVW Tron to see where Moxie is. He catches a glimpse and immediately runs backstage. Mancow - Vacant is in hot pursuit. Back in the ring, Steel clotheslines Valtiel as he stands up. He nails a hard kick to the face of Amaru. Green runs at Steel and is caught with a stiff kick to the face that sends him to the mat. He rolls out of the ring and he heads up the ramp, leaving ringside. King - Looks like Green is out. Geraldo - Chris Green has been eliminated! Mancow - Yep. The television feed splits in two, covering the KTSM and the Interference Match.
Mancow - This is intense. In the ring, we have a battle over who gets to beat Steel, and backstage we are on a scavenger hunt! The feed cuts back to action in the ring, as Encore and Styxx lock up with Styxx getting the best of the lock up by grabbing Encore in a reverse waist lock. Encore breaks the hold and bounces off the ropes but he is caught by Trent Steel and belly to belly suplexed down to the mat. Once Steel stands up, Valtiel charges but Steel nails a spinebuster on him and quickily makes the cover. Stonze stands and leaves the count to be...1...2...3! Geraldo - Valtiel has been eliminated!
Steel stands up and is booted by Stonze down to the mat. Amaru jumps onto the shoulders of Stonze, but is immediately slammed down. A relaxed Jason Blood is sitting in the corner, letting the others beat the hell out of each other. MVP fights against the mexican jobbers on the outside, with no one caring about them. Styxx and Stonze team up on Trent Steel as Styxx holds him with his arms butterflied behind his back and Stonze unleashes right and lefts to the limp, barely conscious Steel. From behind Jason Blood steps in and nails a full nelson slam on Stonze. At about the same time Steel mulekicks backwards, breaking the hold Styxx has on his arms. Steel falls flat to the mat as Amaru attempts to cover him...1...Styxx runs by and punts Amaru and Steel's heads. This rolls Amaru onto his back and Steel's left arm onto his chest. The referee counts...1...2...3! Geraldo - Amaru has been eliminated! Mancow - Steel is doing a great job. Vacant again runs out from the back, looking up to the MVW Tron to see if he can find Moxie. He glances at her position for a few seconds before charging backstage once again. King - Vacant is determined to get that belt back. Mancow - It's a shame he can't enjoy this match. Back in the ring, Greg Jackson is now taking his time in dismantling the fallen Trent Steel. From behind Styxx pushes Greg Jackson over the top rope and to the floor. He turns around to go after Steel who has pushed himself up to all fours at this point. He winds up for a kick but he is clotheslined by Encore, taking him down to the mat. Now everyone in the ring is fighting each other, with the exception of Trent Steel who has rolled to the outside to recover. Once again, the television feed splits in two, covering the KTSM and the Interference Match.
Mancow - Vacant missed big time. King - And now Steel and Jason Blood are going at it! Both men, Blood and Steel, go at it on the outside. The violently fight infront of the announcers table with Blood nailing Steel with a shot that bloodies him, but Steel eventually gains an advantage with a hard right elbow. Steel hooks up Blood and nails a snap suplex through the announcers table. King and Mancow remain in their seats as splintering wood is sent in each direction. King even had a chance to grab his cup of coffee off the table in anticipating of the table breaking. Mancow - Suplex? He could'a done better than that! King - I agree. Boo you, Trent Steel. Both men lay on the ground exhausted outside, meanwhile on the inside Jackson and Stonze trade strike for strike. Styxx and Encore both get to their feet at about the same time. Encore ducks a wide clothesline from Styxx and nails a back suplex. For a third time, the television feed splits in two, covering the KTSM and the Interference Match.
King - Vacant got the belt back! Mancow - And...He's coming out here! Vacant runs out from the back to a loud applause with the Network Title over his shoulder. Moxie Roxie is right behind him as the cameras switch back to a split screen view as Vacant jumps into the crowd, followed by Moxie. Mancow - The fans are slowly starting to catch Moxie and Vacant going at it! King - I don't blame them. They wanted to see Steel get beat down by eleven guys, and instead they chose to beat on each other. Mancow - Hey, it's their choice! King - And look, they built us a new table! Mancow - I give it two minutes before it's broken. King - I say three. Mancow - You're on.
Mancow - Somethings never change! King - And it was impressive. 7.5...Above Average, Vacant!
Mancow - And now they have made this into one big match. Vacant looks down at Trent Steel and he quickly fastens the belt around his waist, with the plating up against his skin, as Moxie is out cold, and he hop steps up to the top rope. He leaps off, nailing a Swanton Bomb on Trent Steel. He covers him as the referee slides in for the count...1...2...Broken up by a stomp from Jason Blood. King - Looks like Vacant has entered himself into the match. Mancow - Or atleast the referee did. Greg Jackson rolls himself back into the ring, holding his head and immediately goes after Vacant. He tries defending himself the best he can, but Jackson quickly out matches him. He nails Vacant with lefts and rights and eventually knocks him down to the mat. Greg lifts up Vacant and pushes him back into the corner. He charges, but at the last second Vacant rips the buttons on the belt and picks it up in time to catch Greg right in the face. Jason Blood continues to nail Steel on the ground before Stonze gets up and into the ring. He goes after Jason Blood and knocks him to the ground. Meanwhile, Steel gets up only to be nailed by Vacant with the belt, which sends him face first down on top of Greg Jackson. King - Vacant is really going to town with that Network Title. Mancow - It's a great weapon if properly used. The referee slides into place...1...2...3! Geraldo - Greg Jackson has been eliminated! Vacant puts the belt on himself, again with the plating up against his skin. Styxx pulls himself up on the ropes, only for Vacant to run at him and dump him over the top rope to the concrete floor with The Vacancy. Mancow - The Vacancy! King - Styxx is out cold. EMT's rush down and begin to care to Styxx. Geraldo - Styxx has been eliminated! Steel slowly pushes himself up as Moxie finally gets up to her feet on the outside. She calls to Steel and grabs the steel chair Geraldo was sitting on. She slides it into the ring and Steel grabs it. He weilds it back and nails Vacant right across his head, sending him down to the mat. Moxie quickly slides in, attempting to pull the belt off of Vacant but Stonze is picked up and thrown into Moxie by Jason Blood, which sends her to the mat. Vacant rolls himself up and sees Moxie is down, and immediately charges at Jason Blood. He trips over Moxie's foot and falls right into the grasp of Blood, who simply lets Vacant go. He turns around and he is bumrushed by Moxie, and both of them tumble over the top rope and to the outside. As the fight splinters off, the television feed splits in two, covering the KTSM and the Interference Match.
Mancow - Stonze is gone, and so are Moxie and Vacant. King - This is breaking itself down nicely right before our very eyes. With all focus back on the ring, Encore lifts Stonze off of Steel and goes to pick him up. Steel cradles his head and rolls Encore through with a small package. Mancow - No way! The referee counts...1...2...3! King - Wow! Steel lays motionless as Encore is livid in the ring. EMT's rush Styxx away from ringside. Geraldo - Encore is eliminated. Therefore, the winner of the Kill Trent Steel Match is...Trent Steel! Mancow - And he gets a title shot for that. King - The fans are not happy. They should respect him after that win. Mancow - You would think atleast. We cut backstage. Greg Jackson is seen walking down the hallway after his match. Still in his gear, his head is down with his hands at his hips, he makes his way to the locker room area. Before he can get there, however, Garrett Greene approaches him from behind with a microphone in hand. Garrett Greene - Greg. GREG! Can I get a word with you? Greg Jackson - Yeah sure. Greg is still facing away from Garrett only glancing back at him. Garrett Greene - Disappointing loss Greg. Another wasted opportunity at a world title shot. What went wrong out there today? Greg doesn't respond immediately, turning his head away from Garrett. It appears as if he's about to walk away, when all of a sudden, he superkicks Garrett right in the jaw! He is out of it, as Greg pics up Mr. Greene's microphone. Greg Jackson - I'm glad you asked Garrett. It's not today that's going wrong. It's EVERYDAY that's going wrong! The OWF is what's wrong! I am sick and FUCKING tired of being looked past. Fact of the matter is I haven't had a title shot in well over a year. "Don't worry!" they say! "All you gotta do is win Mardi Brawl!" Or, "All you have to do is win the "Kill Trent Steel Match". I'm sick of being put in these clusterfuck matches where nothing seperates me from the next guy. You wanna determine your fucking number one contenders? Put me in a match one on one with any of these guys! Then again, I may not deserve those types of chances... Greg takes a deep breath. Greg Jackson - BUT APPARENTLY, Shyne does! Not only that, but apparently... APPARENTLY, the loser of a number one contender match is more worthy of a Network Title shot than the winner is! How the fuck does that work?! What is going on in this place? You know, up until now, I had a bone to pick with CJ, but I gotta ask you, Vacant, what is going on in your head? Mancow - Greg is NOT happy with the youngin' Greg Jackson - I don't need to be humoured by a little kid. You got to book your own card, congrats. Remember that little talk we had about that song of mine? About how "'Cinnamon' is so good, that there should be a match to determine who gets to use it as their theme song"? Well, you got your card, now where's the match? You're full of shit. King - Vacant isn't making a lot of friends here. Mancow - If this was a high school, Vacant would be president of the World of Warcraft After school club -- That's how popular he is about now. Greg Jackson - So what do I need to do to get some title shots around here? If I wanna World Title shot, I guess all I have to do is be a massive disappointment like Shyne, and briefly get on Jesse's nerves. Maybe tell him I think he threw a match. Sounds like I'm ready for the big time! Network Title? All I need to do is lose a contender match and get some tits! The fans are heard laughing from the arena. Greg Jackson - It's ok to bypass Greg Jackson, isn't it? Fun-loving Greg Jackson! He's just happy to be here! The OWF resident goofball, he's like a jobber, except he's got talent. Is that how it is? Well this isn't fun for me anymore! And if I'm not gonna get respect, I'm gonna take it! You got that? I don't care if you're a "good guy" or a "bad guy", a kid or an adult, a man or a woman, a referee or an announcer! You're all gonna have to watch yourselves around me from now on because if you're near me, you're not safe! Greg throws the mic down on Garrett Greene and walks away. Once he turns, Jesse Williams stands right behind him and Jackson bumps right into his chest. Mancow - Uh oh. The fans explode as the two men stare at each other. Greg pushes his way past Williams as Jesse smiles, holding the OWF World Title over his shoulder, and begins to walk away.
We cut to another area backstage. see Vacant running grabbing his chest as he wears the Network Title with the plates up against his body still. We see Jason Blood standing at the end of the hall. He motions to Vacant to hide in the room. Vacant follows. Jason shuts the door and waits for Moxie to run by. He opens the door and lets Vacant out. Vacant - Thanks... Jason Blood - Don't thank me yet. Read this. Now go! Jason runs down the hall to make sure Moxie didn't double back. Vacant opens up the letter and reads it. We see it as the camera gets behind him. Nick, Although you and I have never met I am here to help. You want to defeat Trent Steel I can train you how to do it. I can help you do more than beat him or break him. I can help you snap him out of this rage forever. Look me up. I'll be out in L.A. Jason Blood. P.S. You did this match just so you could feel her up didn't you? P.P.S. You have nice taste boyo. He tucks the letter into his pocket and runs in the direction from which he came. He runs into Moxie Roxie by the vending machines. A flash crosses the screen as a small figure slams Moxie Roxie into the side of a Pepsi machine. Mancow - Looks like Alexis is back for another beat down! Alexis slams Moxie's head into the machine 3 more times before Moxie drops to the ground. Alexis catches sight of a Coca Cola vendor just 3 machines down... She pushes the vendor out of her way and drags moxie's body over to the machine. Alexis Cage - You wanna fuck with hair? I'm NOT a fucking pop star bitch! I dont even need hair for my career to continue... But YOU.... Alexis grabs Moxie's head and places it right next to the coke machine door. She scoops up a majority of Moxie's hair puts it inside the machine. Alexis then slams and locks the door to the machine, trapping Moxie's hair inside and leaving her helpless to finish her match. Alexis Cage - You can't have it all sweet heart! Now... I suggest you choose! Alexis drops a pair of scissors next to Moxie as Alexis drops out of camera view. Vacant looks at Moxie with adorment. He knees her in the stomach before opening the soda machines and allowing Moxie to fall to the floor. Vacant - Don't cut your hair, it looks good how it is. Vacant runs off, leaving a recovering Moxie.
We cut to another place backstage where we see a returning Seraph standing with Jesse Williams. The camera picks up the conversation as the fans cheer loudly. Seraph - Yeah man, that was a great time. Jesse Williams - You know it. Seraph - You know that was all Godsmack, right? I was set to do N4H for life. Jesse Williams - Yeah, I understand. Seraph - Well listen man. I gotta head out. I'll leave you to your match. Good luck man. Jesse Williams - Keep in touch man. Seraph walks off as the cameras follow him. From behind, Green attacks Seraph and takes him down to the floor. He stomps away at him for a few seconds before Williams rushes back onto the scene. Green takes off and Seraph pushes himself up angry as hell. Seraph - Let me at him! Jesse holds him back. Seraph pulls from his grip and walks off in the opposite direction. The cameras follow him again as he walks into the office of President Chase Johnson. Seraph - I want Green. Now. Prez CJ - Have a seat, Seraph. Let's talk. The cameras cut from CJ's office and we see Shyne walking backstage before the Main Event. Off camera a figure walks and bumps into him. Shyne - Naw, fuck you! I'm the best! Who do you think you are? The man nails Shyne with a right hand and begins to pummel him as he lays on the ground. He picks Shyne up and tosses him straight through a concrete wall and into the showers of the mexican jobbers. The figure stands with his back to the camera staring at a bloody Shyne trying to pull himself up. The cameras pan around to get a good look at his face. The figure speaks. Man - I'm pretty damn sure I know who I am. Mancow - Holy shit! The camera peels up, revealing his identity. Bryan Tann - And now, I am positive you know who I am. King - Bryan Tann! The fans explode at the sight of the OWF Legend. Chants break out all over the arena. Tann smiles and walks off as he mutters.. Bryan Tann - ...Bitch! ..Before the cameras switch back to a view of the rockin' Nassau Coliseum. Mancow - The fans love that Tann is here. King - I never thought I'd see him in the OWF again. Mancow - Same here. King - Well the House of Pain structure has all been set up. Just waiting for the competitors to hoist that cage up. Geraldo - Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the Main Event of the evening. And it is the sixth ever House of Pain Match for the OWF World Championship! The fans all rise to their feet. Geraldo - Coming to the ring first, the challenger, from Chicago, Illinois....Shyne! Shyne's music hits and he stumbles out after the attack from Bryan Tann. The fans boo him heavily as he tries to wipe the blood from his face. He makes his way down the ramp and he steps into the cage, awaiting his opponent. Geraldo - And his opponent, he is the OWF World Heavyweight Champion...From Las Vegas, Nevada...Jesse Williams! The lights in the arena cut to black as "Deliverance!" by From First To Last hits the speakers. Spotlights shine all over the arena as the fans explode into cheers. Once the guitars kick in Jesse Williams steps out from the back with the OWF World Title slung over his shoulder. Well baby there are the ones, and then
there is us. We need deliverance! Jesse goes to each end of the stage, getting the fans pumped up. As the chorus kicks in, Jesse walks to the center of the ramp and poses. White pyro shoots off around him. Let's rip off the bandage. I'm trying to tell you the grass isn't
always greener. The pyro stops as Jesse slowly begins to walk down the ramp. He keeps his eyes focused on Shyne who is inside of the cage. Let's all sing the tune. Jesse stands right infront of the cage door, but opts to turn around and hold up his arms and the OWF World Championship. Let's rip off the bandage. I'm trying to tell you the grass isn't
always greener. Get real, get free. Jesse enters the cage, discarding the World Title before entering. The door is closed by the referee who enters the cage last as Jesse's music fades to black. The crane slowly begins to lift the enclosed square cage into the air. Both men grab onto the sides of the cage and hold on for dear life. It is adjusted to be put over the area with the gas burners where the ring would usually be. Once it is in position, the fire is kicked on and the bell is rang. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) As soon as the bell rings, the feed splits screens again to cover action from the House of Pain and the interference match.
Mancow - What a vicious strike. King - It's called Beyond the Citadel of Coup de Grace. Mancow - Ahh. King - I'm wondering why Moxie looks pissed.
Mancow - What the.... King - She has been duped! Mancow - But how? King - He wasn't around the Tag Titles, was he? Mancow - I don't think so. King - Me neither-- WAIT! He was! He leaped up to the ring announcers table during the Kill Trent Steel Match. Mancow - That sly bastard! He switched the belts!
The camera switches to a view of the ring announcers table, which still has the OWF Network Title sitting on it. King - It's still there! Mancow - Uh oh, that means they're gonna be heading to ringside! King - That is tr-- What the? Someone's climbing down the crane wires! Mancow - Oh hell! That's Steel!
Mancow - DOUBLE...FLIPPING SENTON SPLASH BY VACANT! AND SHYNE GETS BURNED! King - You're loving this, aren't you? Mancow - This violence is the shit right now! The feed cuts back to a view of only the House of Pain as both competitors in the interference match are down. Williams continues to beat upon Shyne with everything he has. The bloody, burnt pulp that Shyne has become is sickening to most people, except for Jesse. He picks Shyne up, tossing him across the cage and into one of the wall panels. Shyne stumbles to the floor of the cage. Williams leans back enjoying the pain Shyne is feeling. Shyne struggles to get up to his feet. The feed cuts to a split screen, as the Interference Match competitors start to move.
Mancow - Vacant has the Network Title! King - He just needs to get the hell out of Dodge, now. Mancow - He's almost there!
King - What is she doing? Mancow - I'm not sure.
Mancow - She's trying to get Vacant to come out and save Jesse. King - She's thinking now, but what if she burns them both to a crisp? Mancow - Then Moxie Roxie will no longer be a pop star. In fact, I'd say she'd be preferming at San Quentin by the end of the month -- permanentally.
Geraldo - The winner of the House of Pain Match...and STILL OWF World Heavyweight Champion...Jesse Williams! The proper authority shuts off the flames, and a man steps into the crane and swings it back safely over a resting spot designated next to the crane. He lowers it. Jesse exits and is handed the OWF World Title, before departing to the backstage. Shyne is stretchered off. Instantly the fans, and the full camera view, focus back on Moxie and Vacant.
Moxie breaks free from Vacant's grasp and is able to pull herself up onto the ramp. Vacant leaps and desperately tries to pull himself up quickly, but Moxie bends down and grabs the Network Championship. She gets into a full sprint and darts backstage as Vacant pulls himself up and runs after her. Mancow - Moxie is making a break for it. The cameras cut backstage as Moxie holds the title with both hands. Vacant is far behind her and can't even see her in the distance. She turns a corner and sees the parking garage. King - We're almost out of time here! She puts her head down and she charges as fast as she can through the hallway towards the exit. Mancow - She's got it. She gets to the mouth of the exit when a figure steps in front of her and clotheslines her so hard she flies backwards into the hallway, dropping the belt. The figure is identified as Jesse Williams. He looks down at Moxie. Jesse Williams - So, first it was me screwing you out of the World Title, now it's the Network. Maybe you should learn NOT to fuck with me, bitch! Jesse leaves the scene and disappears. Vacant runs up on Moxie who is out cold. He looks down to her, then over to the belt completely unaware of Williams' interference. He reaches down, grabbing the belt, and he walks out of the arena with it over his shoulder. Geraldo - The winner of the Interference Match, and STILL OWF Network Champion...VACANT! Mancow - He did it...With help from Jesse, but he did it. King - What a night. Mancow - It was great. Thank you for taking the time to watch this special edition of MVW Monday Addiction. We'll see you whenever! The feed fades to a view of the MVW logo, followed by the OWF logo. |