The Outsider Wrestling Federation Presents;
LIVE From The AJ Palumbo Center
In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Smokey Green: Welcome OWF fans to our second presentation of OWF: Tuesday Night Terror! We are LIVE from the AJ Polumbo Center on the Duquense University Campus here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania!! Welcome OWF Fans my name is Smokey Green, with me in the announce table is Dave Rage, and "Viscious" Johnny V. And gentlemen, tonight we will have a new #1 contender as we'll have a...well now NEAR roster wide Battle Royal. But Dave Rage the question I have for you is simple, what is going to be done about the World Title with Chris Green's injury? What is the extent of that injury?
Dave Rage: Well Smokey, I've got it on reliable sources that Chris Green is indeed OUT of action with a break to both his tibula, and fibula in his leg. So honestly, I have no idea what Bryan Tann is going to do about this.
Johnny V: Yeah, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed right now. Our big return to the wrestling world, finally with stable ownership, but our World Champion is out! I am definately hoping that our boss, Mr. Loose Cannon himself can come up with a decent way to deal with this, because we can't have a wrestling organization without a World Champion!
Smokey Green: I have to say I agree with you there Dave. However, I'm quite sure that we'll have....
At that moment, Smokey Green is interupted as "Swamped" by Lacuna Coil hits over the PA and the crowd pops LOUDLY as the owner of the Outsider Wrestling Federation, "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann makes his way out from the back. He's wearing black boots, blue jeans, a black wife beater with 'BMF/OWF' on the front, and a black leather trench coat and dark sunglasses.
Johnny V: You'd think the owner of the company would dress better than that Smokey. Where's the suit? Where's the tie? WHERE'S THE VERSACE?
Dave Rage: Piss off Johnny! Bryan Tann marches to the beat of his own drummer, and he will definately dress how he wants!
Tann is holding under his arm the most coveted prize in professional sports, the OWF World Heavyweight Title! He makes his way to the ring, and the music dies out once he enters, and raises the mic to his lips.
Tann: HELLO PITTSBURGH!!!
The crowd pops loudly.
Tann: Now, I have a few things that I need to address, and very little time to do it in. Now, first and foremost I'm sure everyone will notice that we're once again in Pittsburgh for this weeks' TNT. Well the reasoning for that is for the time being, Pittsburgh will be our base of operations. And with the issues of the ownership change, and with the OWF having to renig on the contracts it had with arenas across the US, alot of the venues we'd had booked, are no longer available. You have the outgoing administration to thank for that blunder. So for the next few weeks with the thanks of various venues here in the Steel City, we will be putting on our TNT show on here exclusively in Pittsburgh until outside venues are available!
The crowd begins to pop loudly at the news.
Tann: Now, onto other things. I've decided that in alot of ways I can handle this job. Hell I can handle it DAMN well if you ask me. However, a man can sometimes need some extra help while running things. So, I thought long, and I thought hard.
Johnny V: I hope he didn't hurt himself.
Dave Rage: Shut the hell up Johnny!
Tann: And I made the decision that the OWF needs a Commissioner. Now, I knew I'd have to find someone reliable, trustworthy, and smart enough to do this. So I searched far and wide, and I made my decision. So, Mr. Commissioner, COME ON OUT!
Smokey Green: Who is it? Who's the new Commish!?
"Can't Deny It" by Fabolous hits over the PA and out comes the NEW OWF Commissioner Shorty!! Shorty heads down to the ring, and he and Tann shake hands. Shorty is handed the mic by Tann and he looks out to the crowd.
Shorty: HELLO OWF!!! Now hey, I'm not going to take up too much time here. I know that our boss here has a HUGE announcement that's going to shake the OWF to it's foundations! I just want to say that I am VERY happy about this shot that I've been given, and I definately won't let the boss down, and I damn sure won't let you all down. Now I promise you that! Now hey boss, I got some work to do in the back. Plus I'll be in the announce booth during the Battle Royal so hey, I gotta get my shit together. OWF fans, I'll check you in a few, Boss man, do what you got to do.
Tann and Shorty shake hands again as "Can't Deny It" by Fabolous hits over the PA again and Shorty makes his way back to the back.
Smokey Green: Well, that's our new Commissioner, and he'll be joining us TONIGHT during the Battle Royal!
Dave Rage: Hey Shorty is a kool guy, he took some time off to heal some injuries I here, what a great way to kill time before you return to the ring!
When the music fades out, Tann gets back on the mic.
Tann: Now that another piece of business is out of the way, now it's time for the REALLY big announcement. You all I'm sure have noticed that I'm holding the Outsider Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Title. Well, it's quite simple really why it's in my possession, however I think I'll let the man that held this title explain it to you. A man who last week showed proved me wrong in SO many ways. A man that prove that he DEFINATELY possesses all of the traits that make the OWF the top organization on the planet. A man that proved that he bleeds the OWF's colors almost the same as I do, ladies and gentlemen, Chris Green!!!
'Thrown Away' by Vast hits the speakers and the crowd ERUPTS expecting to see OWF World Heavyweight Champion Chris Green walk out from the back. However, he never comes. After a few moments of the song playing, it fades out. The crowd has broken into a "Green" chant, showing appreciation and respect for the guts he showed last week. "Thrown Away" hits again, and the crowd continues their chant. However, Green never comes out. Finally, the fans are directed up to the Duquense Dukes' scoreboard. Those watching at home see the scene shift. Sitting there with his leg propped up and tightly casted is Chris Green himself.
Chris Green: Its nice to have a little respect for what I did. I went through the pain and suffering of this injury and still retained the title. My attorneys decided though it was in my best interest to take a leave and forfeit the title...BUT!
Green goes quiet as he can hear the crowd pop into a loud chorus of shocked boos, not wanting to hear that at all. He waits for them to settle down before he continues.
Chris Green: BUT, its not the last of me. Not my a long shot OWF. I will not let it end that way. Its nice to see the OWF brought in so many superstars, but in the end I will regain the World Heavyweight Championship when I return as Bryan Tann himself has granted me a rematch when the injury is healed 100%!!!! You will not know when or where I will come back, but it will happen and by god dammit I guarantee it! So until then OWF...
The screen and the scoreboard go to static as we now see Bryan Tann standing in the middle of the ring holding the World Title under his arm.
Johnny V: Dammit! So now what? What's going to happen to the title?
Smokey Green: I don't know, but my oh my what a shocker! Chris Green is out, and now we're without a champion!
Dave Rage: What'd I tell you Smokey? My sources are NEVER wrong. However one thing that I haven't heard is what the hell is going to happen with the title.
Tann: Now, when I spoke with Mr. Green's doctors and attorneys, and we came to this decision about his status, I had to make a decision that for most owners would be difficult. Some would simply have a tournament to determain the title. However, I figured...'What the hell?' I'd already signed a blockbuster Battle Royal for this week, why not up the stakes a little?
The crowd pops loudly in anticipation.
Smokey Green: Oh my God...he's not saying....?
Tann: So tonight, IN THIS VERY RING, there WILL be a near Roster wide Battle Royal. And a #1 contender for the OWF World Heavyweight Title WILL be named tonight. HOWEVER, it won't be the winner that will be the #1 contender, oh no, not at all. Tonight's winner of the over the top rope Battle Royal, WILL BE CROWNED THE NEW OUTSIDER WRESTLING FEDERATION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
The crowd ERUPTS at this blockbuster announcement.
Smokey Green: OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DONE IT!! THE WINNER IS THE WORLD CHAMPION!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
Dave Rage: This is DEFINATELY what we can come to expect from Bryan Tann! He signs the matches you want to see, and he makes the smart decisions!
Tann: Now, I did promise that someone would be named the #1 contender for the Title, and I am a man of my word. The last man, or woman, to be eliminated from the Battle Royal will AUTOMATICALLY be named the #1 contender for that very title! So for those that haven't been taking the Battle Royal seriously, maybe now you started!! HIT MY MUSIC!
The crowd pops loudly as "Swamped" by Lacuna Coil hits over the PA and Tann starts to make his way to the back.
Smokey Green: This is going to be huge! We're going to have a new World Champion tonight! And a new #1 contender!
Johnny V: As much as I hate to give the man credit, Bryan Tann definately is making all the right moves as an owner. I can't wait for this Battle Royal Dave!
Dave Rage: Neither can I Johnny! This is going to be an AWESOME night! It could definately top last week that's for sure!
Smokey Green: I think this is the first time that we've all been in agreement! We've got to cut to our first commerical break! When we come back, more OWF action! Don't go away!!
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The camera pans around the arena, catching sight of thousands of excited fans, all holding up various signs showing support for their favourite wrestlers. The noise is deafening and the atmosphere is electric, not an empty seat in the house. The camera lowers, bringing into view the shows commentating crew, V, Rage and Green. All three men look high on the pure adrenaline, which this show seems to produce. The apron is covering in a red velvet cover, and a couple of chairs and a table sit inside the middle of the ring. The camera passes quickly around the arena once more before settling on the commentators.
Dave Rage: WELCOME BACK OWF-ITES!
Smokey Green: If you thought last week was something special, then don�t look away! You wont want to miss a second of tonight�s action! Apart from the obvious spectacle that is the OWF whole roster battle royal to determain the NEW OWF World Heavyweight Champion...
Johnny V: You mean, part of the OWF roster?
Dave Rage: THAT�S RIGHT! Seth Price, the North American Champion!! We just recieved word today that he WILL NOT be participating in the Battle Royal! Remember that Smokey?
Smokey Green: Well yes�
Johnny V: Damn Green, I cant believe Tann still has you on the payroll!
Ignoring Johnny, Green continues.
Smokey Green: Tonight, we have a live interview with the man himself, the newly crowned OWF North American Champion�Seth Price! With our very own Mr Rage doing the honor of speaking with him, live, IN THIS VERY RING!
Green pauses and holds his hand to his ears, struggling to hear something which is being sent to him via the live feed.
Smokey Green: I believe we are going to cut to the parting lot, Price is here!
Dave Rage: Wooo! Is that my cue? Should I go�?
The scene cuts to the parking lot. The camera is shaking as the cameraman struggles to make it there in time to see Seth Price arrive. Seth steps out of his limo, accompanied by his two �companions�, Chris and Carl Page. The Page brothers flank Price as he hands them his bag and belt. He heads straight towards the lift, totally ignoring the cameraman and even resorting to pushing him out of the way of the lift entrance. The scene cuts back to ringside.
Dave Rage: Wow! What presence that man has! Pure championship quality right there! If he was in this battle royal tonight, I�m sure the wrestlers back there would be scared as hell!
Smokey Green: Hmm. Poor cameraman.
Johnny V: Poor Price. A star like that having to deal with an amateur cameraman! I have to deal with amateur commentators, I know how it feels!
Green shrugs, and Rage looks over, not sure whether the insult applied to him also.
Smokey Green: Well that means we are just moments away from hearing from the man himself�ready Dave?
Dave Rage: Ready? HELL YEAH I'M READY!
Smokey Green: Well that's good, because in a matter of seconds, we will be joined in the arena by Seth Price. With our very own Dave Rage performing a no holds barred interview that could very well lift the lid off all the hdden ASW secrets we have all been wondering�.
Johnny V: Like did Rose really have an affair with Jesse Williams? And did Kremlin get arrested for looking at child porn on the net?
Dave Rage: That�s slander!!!! Besides, I thought we agreed that we weren't suppose to be talking about...The "Zed" Fed!
Johnny V: Oh yeah, right...well...hey, I didn�t say he did, I said we will find out!
Johnny chuckles. �Alive� by P.O.D blares over the PA system. The crowd begins their quiet chants of boos, with the occasional cheer. Dave jumps around in his seat, very excited at the prospect of his first live interview with the first OWF North American champion of the new OWF-era. Seth, flanked once more by the page brothers, walks slowly down the ring. Not acknowledging the fans at all, he calls for his belt which is being draped over Carl Page�s shoulder. Seth takes it, and holds it in his right hand, smirking. He walks up the steps and enters the ring. He quickly checks out the table and chairs, while the Page brothers take their place at ringside, arms crossed. Seth takes a seat, that very moment Dave Rage hops into the ring�
Dave Rage: ITS TIME!!!!!!!
The fans boo and cheer, more boos than cheer.
Seth Price: This mic working�
The crowd laugh.
Seth Price: � I guess so!
Dave takes a seat opposite Seth, and begins chuffing some papers. Written on them we can only assume, are the prearranged questions.
Dave Rage: First of all, welcome to the OWF Mr Price.
Seth Price: Welcome? What the fuck? What�s with the welcome, I never left! Unlike the rest of those no hopers that DK and Perry hired, I�m no deserter! I stayed with the sinking ship, and rode the waves. Unlike the rest of those cumcakes!
Dave Rage: I would like to apologise for the�colourful language viewers.
Seth Price: Don�t apologise, or you�ll be doing it all night. There�s more to come, trust that!
Dave Rage begins to look uneasy, he readjusts his collar.
Dave Rage: So�what are your feelings on being crowned the North American Champion rather than the Network?
Seth Price: Huh? It makes no difference. Its just a name. Its what it stands for that matters!
Dave Rage: North America?
Seth looks around at both the Page brothers. Confused and shocked.
Seth Price: No you dumbass! It stands for the fact that I�m a champion! Top of the pile! It stands for the fact that I have something everyone wants!
Dave Rage: But what about the World title?
Seth Price: Hah. That�s my next title, but give it time Dave. I�m not a man that rushes! I�ll watch as the rest of the no hopers on the roster fight it out for a shot. After all I�m in no rush, I�m already up their on the champions list, aren�t I? I have nothing to prove�because I�ve proved it already! Those half assed pansies that like to think of themselves as wrestlers�their the ones that are all struggling to make a name for themselves. Even the once �great� names like Carrington and Frost. There out to prove something arguably more important�that they still have it. That their not over the hill. Well boys, I'll let tonight be the judge of that!!
Dave Rage: You don�t think they have what it takes?
Seth Price: Did I say that Dave? You putting words in my mouth Dave?
Dave Rage: Um no. But do you think they have what it takes?
Seth Price: Huh? You should ask do I give a shit if they have what it takes? Their nothing to me, and I don�t give two shits about either one of them! Whatever they have, or did have, isn�t a patch on what I have, NOW! I see no one as a threat to me, or my Championship!
Dave Rage: Yes, that seems pretty clear that your confident. But who do you think will come out on top tonight in the battle royal?
Seth Price: I thought I was here to talk about me? My favourite subject! I�m not sat out here wasting my time for these brainless hicks, to feed some twats ego!!! Like I said, I don�t give two shits about that battle royal! It�s nothing to do with me! All I care about right now, is who I have to lay out next to retain my title! That�s number 1!
Dave Rage: So you're saying that you're not concerned who the #1 contender for your newly won North American Title?
Seth Price: That's EXACTLY what I'm saying Dave Rage! I mean hell, did I studder? Or are you just to stu...stu...STUPID TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S BEING SAID!?
The crowd pops loudly in a chorus of boos as Seth Price raises his voice at Dave Rage.
Smokey Green: What a bastard this Seth Price is!
Johnny V: Hey Smokey, he's not a bastard, he's confident! And this man has EVERY right to be! I mean look at him!
Seth Price: You know something Dave Rage? This interview is over! Next time Tann wants me to get an interview, he can get a REAL interviewer out here, not some jack ass who's only real role in life is to be the lap dog of a fat guy in the announce booth!
Johnny V: DAMN!!! He's all over you too and you're not even there Smokey Green!
Smokey Green: This kid is a jack ass, there's no question about that!
"Alive" by POD hits over the PA as the crowd boos loudly. Seth nods his head to the two Page brothers, who in turn both close into the middle of the ring and stand beside Seth as he gets up from his seat and gives Dave a cocky smirk before spitting on him, then handing back his title to Carl Page. The three men stand up posing to the crowd who boos them back to the back and we cut to commercial break.
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Smokey Green: Welcome back OWF fans, and Dave Rage what is your impression on our new OWF North American Champion?
Dave Rage: Seth Price is a friggin asshole! And I can't WAIT for someone to slap that smug grin off his slimey face!
Johnny V: Awww is Davey Wavey...
Dave Rage: SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!!
"Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock hits over the PA and the crowd is buzzing in anticipation. Suddenly, from the back we see Victor Kraze step out from the back. He's in his wrestling gear and he looks ready to go.
Johnny V: And who the hell is this now?
Smokey Green: And that ladies and gentlemen is one of the newer editions to the OWF roster, Victor Kraze!
Dave Rage: Man oh man I have to say, we're getting new people on the OWF roster every day! It's exciting!
Victor Kraze enters the ring and calls for a mic as the music starts to fade out. He then raises the mic and begins to speak.
Victor Kraze: HELLO OWF!!! I just thought I'd come down here, and introduce myself. My name, is Victor Kraze! Now, alot of you may not know me, but soon you will. Alot of you don't know thing one about what I can do, but believe me when I say you....
Suddenly, Victor Kraze is interupted as "Lose Yourself" by Eminem hits over the PA and out steps The Hunter! He's wearing his wrestling gear also, the similarities between the two are almost uncanny. Although while Victor Kraze has a grin on his face looking up at The Hunter, The Hunter looks to be seething.
The Hunter: WAIT WAIT WAIT JUST A DAM MINUT!!! THIS AIN'T RIGHT MAN!!! THIS AIN'T RIGHT!!! You come into this company, trying to look like me? That aint' right!! That' aint' right!!
Dave Rage: What the hell is he talking about?
Smokey Green: I have absolutely no idea. They both have long hair, they both have beards, and they wear similar ring attire. It's a coincidence, why is he getting so upset?
The crowd is starting to boo hearing The Hunter complain
The Hunter: I talked to the owner, Bryan Tann in the back and he just LAUGHED at me! HE SAID THAT I HAD NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT!! Well it's pretty damn obvious that Bryan Tann has no good manor! HE'S GOT TERRIBLE MANOR!
At that Victor Kraze as well as everyone in the arena begins to crack up laughing.
Smokey Green: Did he say what I think he just...
Dave Rage: Yeah, I think he just did. He just said Tann had a bad house?
Johnny V: I get what he's trying to say but...manners, and manor are two different words that mean two different...
Dave Rage: Don't try to rationalize it Johnny, you'll hurt yourself.
The Hunter: AND I WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!!!
Smokey Green: Alright, it's official, the guy is an idiot.
Johnny V: Well I could have told you that! I have it on great sources that The Hunter was caught backstage with a toad ass end in his mouth licking it's ass, with some "Benoit Beads"!
Dave Rage: I'm almost afraid to ask.
Johnny V: What "Benoit Beads" are? Well hell man, Benoit Beads are oversized anal beads that you cram up your ass. From what my sources tell me, you've DEFINATELY got to have some masterful skills, and an elastic O-Ring aka Asshole, to fit even one in there. From what my sources told me, he had at least 4 in him!
Smokey Green: It's official, I am now going to puke.
The Hunter has finally made his way to the ring and staring down Victor Kraze who just looks COMPLETELY amused by The Hunter's rant.
The Hunter: Now, am I going to get my apology? OR AM I GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS?
Victor Kraze looks to The Hunter as if he's thinking long and hard about his decision.
Victor Kraze: Well....well Hunter....I guess I don't have much choice now do I?
Kraze simply hauls off and decked Hunter to the floor! The bell rings signifying a match has begun!
Smokey Green: And the bell has rung!!! AND WE HAVE A REF! WE'VE GOT A MATCH GUYS!
Dave Rage: I guess The Hunter should have kept his damn mouth shut!
Kraze begins to stomp on him repeatedly. He soon picks up Hunter. Kraze is facing Hunter. Kraze lifts up one of Hunter's arms straight up in a wristlock. Kraze then kicks Hunter in the chest. Kraze stands facing Hunter. Kraze reaches around Hunter and lifts him up so they are at first horizontal to the mat and facing upwards. Kraze continues to spin Hunter in front of his body; Kraze kneels down and drops Hunter stomach first across his knee. He then again picks him up. Kraze stands behind Hunter. Kraze reaches under one of Hunter's arms with one hand and places it behind Hunter's neck. Kraze uses his free arm to reach across Hunter's body and grab Hunter's arm that is on the same side as the arm Kraze is apply the half nelson. Kraze pulls Hunter's arm across his face and locks his hands around Hunter's neck. Kraze moves to the side of Hunter and wraps his leg around Hunter's near leg. Kraze falls backwards and sweeps out Hunter's leg, dropping Hunter on his back.
Kraze quickly hits a leg drop on him. He starts stomping on Hunter�s head. He drags him off by his hair. Kraze bends Hunter over and stands to his back. Hunter's lower arm is put between his legs and held by one of Kraze's hands as Kraze hooks Hunter's other arm. Kraze bends down and lifts Hunter up so he is laying across Kraze's back. Kraze releases his hold on Hunter's arm and pushes Hunter's body so that it swings out straight behind Kraze's body. As Hunter's body is moving out, Kraze keeps hold to Hunter's neck and falls down, executing a hangman's style neck breaker. Kraze pins Hunter.
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Just how that motherfucker kicked out is beyond me but Kraze looks determined to beat Hunter. Hunter is behind Kraze. Kraze places Hunter's head between his legs and hooks both their arms. Kraze turns around so Hunter is now in front of Kraze facing the same direction, at the same time, Hunter ducks down and sticks his head between Hunter's legs and stands up while still having the arms hooked. Hunter is lifted up so he is now upside down, Kraze suspends Hunter by keeping his arms trapped. Kraze holds Hunter's arms and grabs Hunter's legs. Kraze sits down, dropping Hunter on the back of the neck. Kraze picks him up. Kraze is facing Hunter. Kraze bends down and wraps one of his arms around Hunter's leg so that Hunter's leg is up on Kraze shoulder and Kraze's arm in holding the leg there by trapping the leg around Hunter's hip. Kraze uses his other arm to grab the back of Hunter's tights. Kraze stands up and lifts Hunter up off the mat, using the grip on the tights to help him lift him and to steady him until Kraze is standing up and Hunter is sitting on Kraze's shoulder facing the opposite direction of Kraze. Kraze then slams Hunter down to the mat so he land back first in front of Kraze's body. Kraze goes in for another pin.
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KICKOUT!
Johnny V:
What�the�fuck? How the�? Ok this bastard is tougher than George Bush is on gays!
Kraze is starting to lose his cool a bit but quickly regains control. He walks out the ring and stands on the apron. It seems like he is getting the crowd pumped. Soon Hunter gets up though. He walks over to Kraze who spins him around so Hunter�s back is facing him. Kraze stands on the apron, Hunter is in the ring. Kraze reaches into the ring and applies 3/4-face lock (basically, Hunter's head on Kraze's shoulder with Kraze forming a headlock around the top of his head as Kraze has his back to Hunter). Kraze drops down, sitting down on the apron or jumping down to the floor, driving Hunter's throat into the ring ropes and then snapping it back. Hunter is stumbling around in the ring. Kraze slides in the ring. Kraze stands behind Hunter. Kraze reaches under one of Hunter's arms with one hand and places it behind Hunter's neck. Kraze uses his free arm to reach across Hunter's body and grab Hunter's arm that is on the same side as the arm Kraze is apply the half nelson. Kraze pulls Hunter's arm across his face and locks his hands around Hunter's neck. Kraze lifts Hunter up in the air, when Hunter reaches the apex; Kraze shoves him down, dropping him on the back of his head. Kraze picks up Hunter and hits the Kraze Drive, a reversed Death Valley driver. He pins him.
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Kellie Mewes: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR WINNER, VICTOR KRAZE!!!
Smokey Green: Man oh man what a match! Victor Kraze wins his first match here on TNT! What a debute!
Dave Rage: The competition here in the OWF is definately picking up now!
Smokey Green: I'm told we have to go to commercial break, we'll be right back with an update on the OWF Tag Title situation!
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Standing in the center of the ring when we return from the commercial break is none other than the owner of the OWF "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann. In the ring with him is a simple table, with the OWF Tag Team Titles sitting on it neatly folded.
Tann: Ladies and Gentlemen, last week we saw a No Contest in the OWF World Tag Team Title Match. Well, over the week Mr. Jack Destiny, 1/2 of the World Tag Team Champions, "Team Destiny" put in his resignation. And Joseph Storm, and Marcus Swift apparently were working on 1 night only contracts. So, that left a situation where we only had 1 champion for the Tag Team Titles. So, I spoke with that lone champion, The Angel Of Death, and he and I spoke on it. And a decision has been made. So, AOD come on out here man. I promised you a decision, and now you're going to get it.
Smokey Green: The boss is calling for the monster, The Angel Of Death to come on out.
"Burn" by The Cure begins to play and Angel of Death makes his way out to the ring. The towering figure, and largest man on the OWF roster makes his way down to the ring. Keeping his eyes locked on Tann, not looking to happy with the situation. He steps over the top rope, glaring down at Tann angrily.
Tann: Now, AOD...
Tann raises a brow, seeing AOD glaring at him
Tann: First of all before I start anything big man you better stop tryin to stare me down because Lord knows that it's just not going to happen. And I'm sure you don't want things to get ugly out here right about now, now do you?
Tann and AOD are glaring at each other now and the crowd is popping with anticipation.
Smokey Green: Oh boy, AOD, the big man is finding out that Bryan Tann may be retired, but he damn sure isn't going to back down from a fight! Somethings never change Dave!
Dave Rage: Yeah well, AOD came out here pissed off but he has to understand that our owner has more rage in him than....than hell a volcano!
Tann and AOD continue to stare down each other before Tann raises the mic looking him in the eyes, not backing down at all.
Tann: Now big man, do you want to hear this announcement? Or do you want to go toe to toe? Believe me man it's no big deal to me either way you look at it. You make the choice.
AOD takes a few steps back, but keeping his eyes fixed on Bryan Tann. He's showing that he'll play ball...for now.
Tann: NOW, as I was saying. I have made a decision AOD. And that decision is, just because your partner, Jack Destiny left, doesn't mean I'm going to penalize you. So as it stands, you are hereby STILL 1/2 of the OWF Tag Team Champions. So you can take your title belt now. HOWEVER, you still must choose a tag team partner.
AOD: That's alright, because I've already made that decision.
No sooner than AOD utters the words, Arena lights dim, the AJ Palumbo Center scoreboard comes on with a picture of Bane in the distance heading twords the front of screen (simular to Chris Jeracho entrance) the sound of thunder is heard, and "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics
hits over the PA! The lightning hits the ramp as Bane walks out with Bones his manager by his side. The crowd is popping out seeing the new comer come to the ring.
Smokey Green: IT'S BANE!! BANE IS HERE IN THE OWF!!!
Dave Rage: DAMN!! Bryan Tann seems to be scooping up ALL of the old school talent of our rival organization!
Johnny V: As much as I hate to admit it, Tann must be a damn good businessman!
Bane and Bones head into the ring and AOD and Bane shake hands. Bones rushes over and grabs the other Tag Title belt and hands it over to Bane who looks at it, and then to AOD with a grin. Tann looks to the new Tag Team Champions and leaves the ring heading up to the back. Bones jumps on the mic.
Bones: TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THE NEW OWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! THE FORSAKEN!!! NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY, is good enough to take those titles from around the weists of The Angel Of Death, and "The Dark Angel" Bane! NOBODY!!! And if ANYBODY thinks any differently...
As soon as the words leave Bones' mouth, "Gangster Music" by Young Jeezy. The crowd lets out a pop as standing at the entrance way is none other than The Youngthugz "The Bout It One" Michael "Silkk" Carrington and K-Nyne!!
Smokey Green: The Youngthugz are here!!! Silkk and K-Nyne!!
Dave Rage: It looks like they disagree with what Bones is saying!
The music dies out, and Silkk has a mic in hand.
Silkk: Yo, yo, yo, what kind of shit do I hear you sayin pimpin? You sayin that...these two are "the best" that the OWF has to offer tag team wise? Shit son you GOT to be smokin some POWERFUL shit!! Hell all I see right now is some big retard that seems to think he's the second coming of The Undertaker, and some fuckin Crow wannabe! If you want to know what's what, you're looking at the best damn team in the OWF!
The crowd pops loudly at the confrontation. Silkk hands the mic to K-Nyne
K-Nyne: But hey dawg, don't just take our word for it. We'll come down there and prove it to you!
The crowd pops loudly as K-Nyne throws the mic down, and The Youngthugz make a B-Line for the ring! K-Nyne slides into the ring with Silkk close behind him! Silkk goes right for AOD and K-Nyne goes right after Bane, and the fight is on! Silkk is battling it out with AOD throwing rights and lefts, K-Nyne and and Bane are brawling left and right, not giving up any ground to each other! Bones quickly slips out of the ring, trying to stay out of the fight!
Smokey Green: AND LOOK AT THESE TWO TEAMS GO AT IT! The Tag Team situation is heating up Johnny V! Wasn't it you last week that didn't have much hope for it?!
Johnny V: So I was wrong sue me! OH DAMN SILKK JUST HIT AOD WITH A CHAIR!!! AND AOD IS STILL STANDING!
Dave Rage: BIG BOOT FROM AOD TO SILKK!!
Smokey Green: Silkk is down, BUT HE'S RIGHT BACK UP AND DAMMIT HE'S BATTLING IT OUT!! Ladies and Gentlemen we have to take another commerical break, STAY TUNED FOR THE OWF ROSTER WIDE BATTLE ROYAL!!! NEXT!!
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Smokey Green: And FINALLY we've got that hellacious fight under control. During the commercial break, security got the situation under control. But now ladies and gentlement that we are back from the break and now it's the time that we've ALL been waiting for! And we're joined here by none other than the NEW Commissioner of the OWF, Shorty! Welcome to the booth Shorty.
Shorty: Hey thanks alot Smokes. You're right man we're ALL been lookin forward to this match. Hell Dave here looks like he's ready to bust up in here!
Dave Rage: Hell yeah I am!! The Battle Royal to determain not only the #1 contender to the OWF World Heavyweight Title, but to determain our NEW World Heavyweight Champion is about to begin! Nathan Gray entered the ring over the commerical break. And he's got his eyes fixated at the back. We're awaiting just one man, and it's someone that Gray is DEFINATELY looking to get his hands on!
Johnny V: And he's also MY pick to win the Battle Royal! None other than Cameron Frost!
Smokey Green: He's your pick huh?
Johnny V: You're damn right he is!
Shorty: Fuckin mark.
"My Own Summer" by Deftones blares over the PA System, as the fans instantly jolt to their feet. The lights in the arena shut off, and one bright spotlight hits the rampway. As the song progresses, Frost steps out to a thunderous ovation. As soon as he steps out into the spotlight, a mixture of lime green and blue strobe lights hit the arena. Frost strikes a pose and then heads towards the ring, talking trash to the fans the entire way. He stops right at the apron, locking eyes with Nathan Gray. You can feel the hatred between both men. Frost flips Gray off and then walks around to the ring side steps. He climbs up the steps, and walks the length of the apron. Outside of the ring, he climbs up onto the second rope and throws one hand high into the air, showing the entire world his middle finger. As soon as he lowers his arm and starts to make his way to the corner, The Hunter blindsides Frost and the match is under way!
Smokey Green: Man oh man did you see the look of hatred between those two men before Frost got in the ring? He and Gray definately are looking to get their hands on each other tonight!
Dave Rage: This is what the OWF is all about! There's NO WHERE you're going to get action quite like this!
The bell rings and the mayhem begins. The Hunter is trying to pound away on Cameron Frost who is now in the corner. The Hunter throws massive rights and lefts at Frost who is getting rocked! The Hunter brings his huge right hand back ready to drill Frost into the stratusphere, frost ducks the shot and THe Hunter punches the turnbuckle! He staggers back holding his fist in pain! Frost is set up in the turnbuckle, waiting for The Hunter to turn around, when he does Frost gets a full head of steam AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR!! The Hunter is on the mat clutching at his ribs in pain! Dark Lord Pervis quickly starts stomping away on The Hunter, definately making an impression in this, his debute state side in the OWF. After stomping away on The Hunter, he quickly rushes over to help work over Bane!
Smokey Green: And former UKW and wWw World Heavyweight Champion, The Dark Lord Pervis is making his presence felt. This is his first match here in the United States, he spent alot of his time in the United Kingdom Wrestling Federation where he was a dominate force. He's making an impact tonight!
XXX is slugging it out with Michael LaW! When The Hunter comes past them, XXX ignores LaW for the moment and drills The Hunter with a HARD right hand sending him down to the mat! Its XXX and The Hunter now going at it as XXX is stomping away on The Hunter! XXX then pulls The Hunter up and sends him into the corner and charges him with a viscious shoulder block to the ribs! He's going nuts on The Hunter drilling his shoulder into him again and again and again, and the crowd is popping LOUDLY at his intensity! XXX takes a step back and is drilled from behind BY VINCE MILLS!!! Vince Mills and Tek-9 begin to double team XXX! Vince Mills then grabs XXX and throws him through the middle ropes to the outside!
Smokey Green: He's still in it! Mills threw him through the middle rope, not over the top, XXX is still in it!
Johnny V: Man, Sahara Ferris is right, that guy is high strung! Holy hell did you see him pounding the piss out of The Hunter?
Mills and Tek-9 begin to work over The Hunter, trying to take him over the top rope. However The Hunter is doing his absolute best to stay in the ring, clutching to the top rope with all that he's worth! XXX quickly slides into the ring from the outside. He's about to get involved in the brawl between Bane and Silkk, when he notices Tek-9 and Mills trying to take The Hunter over the top. XXX quickly rushes over, and takes a hold of Vince Mills, and dumps Mills, Tek-9 AND The Hunter out of the ring!!! The crowd pops loudly at the triple elimination!!!
The Hunter, Vince Mills, and Tek-9 are Eliminated 5:25
Smokey Green: Triple X just eliminated 3 men Shorty! What do you think about that?
Shorty: Hey, that was some kool shit I hate to say. I didn't know he had it in him!
Dave Rage: Triple X! Not just the code for porn anymore!
Johnny V: Witty Dave, real witty.
Smokey Green: I'm being told fans we have to take a commerical break! We'll be right back with more intense OWF action!!
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Smokey Green: Welcome back fans! The ring is starting to heat up as the Battle Royal continues!!!
Silkk and Bane are slugging it out, and it's starting to look like it's going to get ugly as Silkk is DEFINATELY fighting for the chance to once again become the OWF World Heavyweight Champion! Bane catches him with a hard right hand staggering Silkk, Bane still looks like he's looking to take it to Silkk after he and K-Nyne interupted The Forsaken's presentation of the World Tag Team Titles! Just as Bane goes to capitalize, K-Nyne drills him with a hard clothesline taking him down! Michael LaW then grabs K-Nyne from behind turns him around and goes for a hard right hand! K-Nyne blocks LaW's right and drills him with a hard right hand! The crowd begins to pop loudly as anyone that comes anywhere NEAR K-Nyne is being clocked with rights and lefts! K-Nyne looks like a rabid pitbull in that ring as he's just dealing out rights and lefts to anyone that is in his sight! XXX then charges K-Nyne taking him into the corner and the brawl is on! Triple X is doing his best to avoid the stinging jabs from K-Nyne but tons of them are getting through. K-Nyne is looking like a man possessed as he continues to just throw massive rights and lefts at XXX! XXX then catches K-Nyne with a hard right hand that staggers the smaller K-Nyne back! As XXX starts to close in, HE'S DRILLED IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY SILKK AND HE'S OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! XXX IS ELIMINATED!!
XXX is Eliminated 8:40
Smokey: And Silkk and K-Nyne working as a team in the Battle Royal, but did you see..now what the hell is this?!
The Hunter is finally heading up the ramp after he was a bit stunned after being dumped out of the rumble, and now he's jaw jacking with Shorty!
Shorty: Yo pimp, just walk on. You already got eliminated, dont' get your ass kicked!
Dave Rage: What the hell is that idiot doing!? Why the hell is he getting pissed at you Shorty?
Shorty: I don't know, but that mother fucker better back up! He already got his ass beat by Victor Kraze tonight, he better not make it Ass Whoopin #2 tonight!!!
The Hunter is walking right up to the announce table and Shorty stands up to confront him, his headset is off as the two are yelling back and forth at each other.
Smokey Green: This is about to turn real ugly!
Johnny V: I don't get why the hell The Hunter is trying to...OH DAMN THE HUNTER JUST SLAPPED SHORTY!!
The crowd pops loudly as The Hunter slaps Shorty hard across the face. Shorty responds with a HARD right hand to The Hunter that staggers him!
Smokey Green: MY GOD! We've got a Battle Royal in the ring, we've got our Commissioner kicking The Hunter's ass on the outside! THIS IS PANDAMONIUM JOHNNY V!
Johnny V: This is Bryan Tann's OWF Smokey Green! Mayhem is the man's middle name! He's sitting in the back loving every second of this!
Dave Rage: HELL YEAH HE IS! Cuz I'm sitting right out here and I'm enjoying it! OH DAMN NOT LIV NYCE!!! She's too pretty for the boot from AOD!!
Smokey Green: And Sahara Ferris is....NO SHE'S NOT OUT!!! Cameron Frost drills Bane with a hard right hand, saving Sahara Ferris from elimination this time! Frost and Gray haven't gotten a chance to get their hands on each other yet, but my oh my I can't wait until they do! OH AND NATHAN GRAY!! What a viscious shot to Michael LaW! LaW is definately on dream street after that right!
Shorty is pounding the hell out The Hunter finally ramming his head off the entranceway with a sickening thud! The Hunter is staggering as Shorty continues drilling him in the back with loud clubbing forearms! He then turns The Hunter around and kicks him hard in the nuts AND DELIEVERS HUSTLING!!!
Smokey Green: HUSTLING! SHORTY'S HUSTLING!!! My God that modified Stone Cold Stunner will put your lights out I don't give a damn who you are Dave Rage!
Dave Rage: Hell yeah it will! The Hunter has DEFINATELY been Hustled tonight!
Johnny V: Hey, can someone scoop that piece of shit up? We've got a Battle Royal going on!
Shorty rejoins the broadcast team.
Shorty: Punk ass mother fucker! HEY! YA'LL SCOOP THAT BITCH UP WE GOT A MAIN EVENT GOIN ON HERE!
Smokey Green: Woah, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS! IT'S SEBASTIAN STILES! HE'S GOING AFTER TRIPLE X!!
Sebstian Stiles, who was ommited from the Battle Royal last minute due to the fact he signed his contract too late is making an impact here on TNT! He drills XXX in the head with a steel chair and he's throwing HELLACIOUS rights to the side of XXX's head! XXX is doing his best to cover up but to no avail as Sebastian Stiles is a man possessed! Security makes it's way out to seperate the 2 superstars!
Dave Rage: And Sebastian Stiles is showing Triple X why he shouldn't talk about someone's girl!
Meanwhile back in the ring, AOD one half of the OWF Tag Team Champions, and the largest competitor in the ring is drilling K-Nyne with HUGE knife edge chops in the corner. Still upset at K-Nyne's words towards him earlier on in the night. AOD has been showing some serious aggression early on in the Battle Royal, even drilling Liv Nyce in the face with a big boot! AOD then grabs K-Nyne by the throat and damn near throws him across the ring! Dark Lord Pervis goes at AOD and catches him with a flying forearm shot rocking the big man but not knocking him off of his feet! Liv Nyce comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a drop kick to the back, and the big man still isn't down! Bane quickly rushes in drill Liv Nyce to the mat bringing a LOUD chorus of boos as Liv Nyce hits the mat hard. The crowd pops loudly as Cameron Frost spears Bane to the mat!! K-Nyne explodes out of the corner trying to spear AOD, but the big man doesn't even move. He simply raises his arms in the air and drills K-Nyne in the back with a double axe handle blow! Sahara Ferris quickly rolls out under the bottom rope and grabs a steel chair! She charges into the ring and goes to clock AOD with it, but he grabs it and throws it aside! He's glaring down at Ferris and the crowd is popping loudly, gravely anticipating what he's about to do to her. MICHAEL LAW AND NATHAN GRAY BOTH DRILL AOD WITH A DOUBLE SPEAR, LAW TO AOD'S LEFT, AND GRAY HIS RIGHT!!! AOD is clutching at his ribs in pain!! Silkk quickly rushes up and showing a beautiful display of strength scoops AOD up and body slams him to the mat!! It now seems to be the wrestlers in the ring vs. AOD!! K-Nyne goes to charge at AOD only to be clotheslined out of his boots by Bane! AOD starts to get back to his feet slowly, and Cameron Frost is standing behind him, simply biding his time. As soon as AOD turns around, CAMERON FROST DRILLS HIM WITH A SUPER KICK!!! AOD GOES END OVER END OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AOD IS ELIMINATED!!
AOD is Eliminated 12:54
Johnny V: It took damn near everyone in this Battle Royal to get rid of AOD! Man oh man did he ever look impressive! AND NATHAN GRAY IS ELIMINATED!!!
Dave Rage: NO!!! HE SLID BACK IN UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! My God I thought Michael LaW had tossed Nathan Gray out for sure! And Gray is wisely taking a breather. Man but that was the best Super Kick I've ever seen Cameron Frost throw to eliminate the monster of the OWF, the brutal Angel Of Death!
Smokey Green: I hate to say it folks but we have to take ANOTHER commerical break! We'll be back!!!
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Smokey Green: And we're back to the action folks!!! It has been HELLACIOUS!!!
Johnny V: And then some, Dark Lord Pervis has definately been showing his Championship Credentials tonight!!
DLP (Dark Lord Pervis) and Michael Law are going at it in the corner. Bane comes up behind DLP with a forearm, then turns him around and catches him with another hard right hand. DLP battles back with a right hand of his own, and we have another slug fest going on. DLP and Bane taking it to each other with ferocious intent! Meanwhile Liv Nyce and Sahara Ferris are locking up and going at it in another corner. The two beauties definately are pulling out all of the stops. Not just fighting like lame ass cat fight women, but they are FIGHTING rights, lefts, kicks to the stomach, the whole shabang! Sahara Ferris whips Liv Nyce into the ropes and ducks down going for a backdrop. Liv Nyce rolls over her back showing great athleticism and catches her in the stomach with a beautiful back kick! She then forces her to the ropes trying to eliminate her!
Michael LaW meanwhile is going toe to toe with "The Bout It One" Silkk. Silkk has taken this match to the next level looking more brutal than he has ever looked! K-Nyne and Cameron Frost are fighting it out in the farside corner while Nathan Gray is simply taking a breather. He and Michael LaW were battling it out for the longest time before LaW tried to throw him over the top rope, only to have Gray fall back in under the bottom rope. LaW and Silkk are still battling it out and LaW is starting to get the worse of it! Silkk sends LaW into the turnbuckle AND HE DRILLS HIM WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! LaW is on the mat blood coming from his mouth! Silkk takes a step back waiting for Law to stagger out of the corner. When he does, Silkk hoists him up onto his shoulders AND DRILLS HIM TO THE MAT WITH THE DRIVE BY!!! The crowd pops loudly at the devastating maneuver. Silkk pulls him up and simply tosses him out of the ring without any other thought. He then looks over seeing Gray taking a breather and walks right over to him catching him with a hard right hand! Silkk and Gray begin to battle it out in the corner!!
Michael LaW is Eliminated 25:45
Johnny V: Oh Damn look at Silkk! That man has the look of the Devil in his eyes guys. He wants that title, and he wants it bad!
Smokey Green: I've been apart of the OWF since it's first year and I have NEVER seen Silkk this focused before. He is definately a favorite to win this whole thing!
Liv Nyce is still trying to eliminate Sahara Ferris, but Sahara wont' give it up. Sahara Ferris finally manages to get her feet back on the mat. Her and Liv Nyce both are winded. Ferris and Nyce are still fighting at each other. Nyce drills Ferris with a right hand again, and again before finally the last shot sends Ferris against the ropes. Nyce then bounces off the far side ropes and charges Sahara Ferris drilling her with a HUGE clothesline sending her over the top rope! But Sahara Ferris lands on her feet on the apron! Nyce turns around seeing that Ferris didn't go over the top and drills her with a hard right hand! Sahara Ferris hits her back with another right hand! Ferris then grabs Liv Nyce by the hair and runs with her, ramming her head into the turnbuckle! Nyce staggers away from the buckle, while Sahara Ferris mounts the top rope and leaps TAKING LIV NYCE DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!! The crowd pops LOUDLY appreciating the action.
Smokey Green: Sahara Ferris and Liv Nyce, they're gorgeous ladies if I've ever seen any before, and they're some damn good competitors! No hair pulling or bra and panties matches here!!
Dave Rage: I dunno Smokey, I wouldn't mind seeing those two in their bra and panties.
Johnny V: Me either Dave, me either!
Smokey Green: I was pointing how that they're not just eye candy, but they're real competitors!
Johnny V: Yeah well...yeah they wrestle good too. Is Sahara Ferris wearin a thong?
Sahara Ferris starts to make her way up to her feet, pulling Liv Nyce up along with her. She takes her to the ropes, trying to eliminate her. Ferris grabs Nyce in a front face lock, and runs to the ropes, springboarding off and drilling her face first into the mat with a bulldog!! Liv Nyce starts to fight back. Liv Nyce nails Sahara Ferris with a chop to the chest ramming her head into into the nearby turnbuckle! Liv Nyce then grabs Sahara Ferris by the hair and hurls her over the top rope, but Ferris keeps her balance on the apron! Ferris and Nyce begin to throw rights at each other again and again! Nyce then ducks a right and drills Ferris in the stomach with a hard shoulder block! When Ferris lurches forward from the impact, Nyce grabs the top rope, AND SUNSET FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE LANDING ON THE FLOOR, AND POWER BOMBS SAHARA FERRIS THROUGH THE TIMEKEEPER'S TABLE!!
Sahara Ferris and Liv Nyce Eliminated 32:25
Smokey: OH MY GOD!! LIV NYCE!! LIV NYCE!! SHE PUT HERSELF AND SAHARA FERRIS THROUGH THAT TABLE, ELIMINATING THE BOTH OF THEM!!! OH MY GOD!!!
The crowd begins to chant "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"
Dave Rage: I don't think I've EVER seen two women show more athletic ability than I've just seen tonight!
Johnny V: Sexy, AND viscious! Damn you gotta love those women!!!
Smokey Green: I'm being told we have to take another commerical break! We'll be right back folks DON'T GO AWAY!!
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Smokey Green: And we're back ladies and gentlemen, and Sahara Ferris and Liv Nyce are still down! And it does not look good!
Dave Rage: No it doesn't Smokey, and we can only hope they're not too badly hurt.
EMTs are on hand to check the wreckage to make sure Sahara Ferris and Liv Nyce are alright. Sebastian Stiles is down at ringside also to make sure that Ferris is alright.Meanwhile in the ring, Bane and DLP are still fighting it out in the center of the ring. DLP ducks under Bane's right hand, when he comes back up he's drill in the back of the head by a viscious drop kick from Nathan Gray! When Gray is back up, Bane gets him from behind getting him into a sleeperhold! Bane has the hold locked in and Gray cannot get free! Gray in the last bit of desperation drives forward and drops to his knees rocking Bane's head off the top turnbuckle! Bane is stood straight up from the impact, AND THEN CLOTHESLINED OVER THE TOP ROPE OUT OF NOWHERE BY K-Nyne!!!
Bane Eliminated 37:00
Smokey Green: And there goes the other half of the World Tag Team Champions!
Dave Rage: But you gotta give Bane credit. In one night he's named 1/2 of the Tag Champs, and he puts in a great showing in the Battle Royal for the World Heavyweight Title!
K-Nyne looks out onto the floor at Bane trash talking him. Bane stands up and begins to trash talk back, while this is going on, AOD starts to make his way back down to ringside. At the same time, Silkk has dropped Cameron Frost with a brutal backdrop. When he turns around DLP is charging at him. Silkk quickly ducks down, AND PERVIS TAKES FLIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! SILKK'S ELIMINATED THE DARK LORD PERVIS WITH A BACKBODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Dark Lord Pervis Eliminated 39:00
Smokey Green: And now K-Nyne and Bane and now they're having words!
Johnny V: To hell with that Smokey Green!!! Let me ask you THIS; did you see how much air DLP got? I mean hell! That man may be a white man from England, but he just flew like Michael Jordan in Chicago!! Holy hell!
Dave Rage: We're down to the final four guys! We've got Nathan Gray, Cameron Frost, K-Nyne, and Silkk! WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT.....WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Hold on guys, do you see what I see coming down the aisle?
Smokey Green: IT'S ANGEL OF DEATH! WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE! He was eliminated dammit!
Johnny V: Then hey, you get up off your ass and you tell him that then. I'm sure he'll listen to you! When you're damn near 7 feet tall, you go where the hell you want!!
Silkk and Cameron Frost are battling it out still, trading chops in the corner. Neither man seems to have the advantage as Frost is digging down deep, and Silkk is just matching him chop for chop. Meanwhile K-Nyne is still putting the boots to Nathan Gray who looks to be totally out of it, with some blood starting to pour from a cut on his forehead. While he's stomping away on Gray, he gets distracted AGAIN by Bane! K-Nyne then tries to swing at him and Bane steps back still trash talking. While K-Nyne's back is turned, Nathan Gray quickly takes the advantage and dumps him over the top rope!!
K-Nyne Eliminated 42:00
Smokey Green: DAMN THAT BANE!!!! HE DISTRACTED K-NYNE! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!
Johnny V: It may not be right, but it's happened! Bane has costed K-Nyne his chance at the OWF World Heavyweight Title!
Dave Rage: And that's not all he's about to cost him!
K-Nyne and Bane began brawling almost immediately. K-Nyne enraged that his shot at the title has been stolen from him. He's started to get the advantage on Bane throwing right after right, looking like he's chopping down a tree, when he's suddenly giving a big boot to the back of the head by Angel Of Death! K-Nyne is doing his best to fight back, but the numbers are against him. Angel Of Death grabs him from behind and Bane starts to lay into him with rights and lefts!
Smokey Green: This just isnt' right! The Forsaken have been eliminated BOTH OF THEM! Why don't they just get the hell out of here? That bastard Bane has already costed K-Nyne his shot at the title!
Johnny V: It's simple Smokey Green, it's about pride! The Youngthugz tried to punk the Tag Team Champions, especially that little loud mouthed cricket K-Nyne, and now he's getting his due! POUND HIS VANILLA ICE ASS INTO THE GROUND!
Dave Rage: I'll tell him said that!
Johnny V: He wont' touch me! I have a fleet of lawyers!
Dave Rage: Whatever you say "Mean" Gene!
While K-Nyne throws a kick at Bane's stomach and stomps down hard on AOD's foot making him let go. When he does, K-Nyne turns around and begins to throw right hands that are rocking the big man, making him stagger back. Meanwhile in the ring, Cameron Frost and Silkk are still battling it out. Cameron Frost whips Silkk into the ropes, and Silkk reverses it. When Frost comes back, Silkk drills him to the mat with a perfectfully executed belly to belly suplexe! Cameron Frost looks like he's been bent in half! Silkk stands up roaring out to the crowd ready to eliminate Frost when he notices K-Nyne fighting for his life against The Forsaken! Silkk drills Cameron Frost with another hard boot keeping him down, watching K-Nyne fighting like crazy. He's got AOD rocked with right after right, and is about to take him down when Bane catches him in the back with a chair! Silkk stomps Frost one more time and without hesitation bounces off the near side ropes AND SUICIDE DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE TAKE OUT BOTH OF THE FORSAKEN!!!
Silkk Eliminated 54:30
Smokey Green: OH MY GOD LOOK AT SILKK FLY!!! HE MADE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE TO HELP OUT HIS PARTNER!!! OH MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!!!
Johnny V: WHAT AN IDIOT! HE HAD FROST DOWN! WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DITCH OUT TO HELP K-NYNE!
Dave Rage: It's about loyalty Johnny! Silkk saw his buddy was in trouble, and he made a choice. Plus, with the way he's shown off in this Battle Royal, you KNOW that Silkk is going to be getting a shot at the title sometime VERY soon! Man oh man it looks like a train wreck! AND SILKK ISN'T DONE!
Silkk is fighting like a man possessed putting right after right to the top of Bane's head! Blood is starting to pour from Bane as Silkk continues to assault him. K-Nyne is up and starting to throw rights and lefts at AOD! Bane quickly elbows Silkk in the ribs and the battle is on! The Youngthugz and The Forsaken battling it out as if they weren't just in a Battle Royal, it looks more like a street fight! Security rushes the ringside area trying to break up the brawl between the four superstars.
Dave Rage: OH DAMN SECURITY HAS HIT THE RING! I don't think they're going to be able to break these four up! This is looking intense!
Johnny V: 'Looking intense?' Fuck that! This IS intense! This is what the Outsider Wrestling Federation is all about!
Smokey Green: Security is doing their damndest to break this up! Let's take our final commerical break! That's right folks, it's our FINAL commerical break! Don't go away WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO!!!
LIVE from the Mellon Arena, November 27th starting at 8pm, the OWF returns to Pay Per View with "Rebirth"! Be sure to get your tickets because they are going FAST!!!! You'll see such OWF names as Cameron Frost, Nathan Gray, "The Bout It One" Michael "Silkk" Carrington, Michael LaW, The Dark Lord Pervis and many more! OWF: Rebirth LIVE only on Pay Per View! November 27th!!! DON'T MISS IT!!!
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Smokey Green: That was our FINAL commerical break and we've finally gotten The Youngthugz and The Forsaken seperated! And we're down to two! Cameron Frost, Nathan Gray, the winner will be our new OWF World Heavyweight Champion! And guys it all comes down to this!
Dave Rage: And these guys have proven just how tough and determained they really are! They've fought through practically everyone on the roster! Well everyone that was on the roster when this match was signed, and now it's just them. They are proving that they are the best of the best!
Johnny V: Wait, wait WAIT! Neither of these guys eliminated Silkk Dave Rage! Now don't get me wrong, I am a HUGE Cameron Frost fan, but you have to admit that Frost didn't eliminate Silkk! Silkk eliminated HIMSELF to help out his buddy! I still don't understand why he did that but, he did it.
Smokey Green: You're certainly right about that Johnny V, and I know that will definately give Silkk a claim to the World Title as well. However tonight, at this moment in time, it's down to these two men. And believe me, EVERYONE is ready to see this!
Frost and Gray circle each other. Gray is already wearing the crimson mask as blood is flowing over his face. The two come to the center of the ring lock up. Both look to be exausted after all of the hell they've gone through the last hour, and it's all coming full circle. Frost gets Gray into a headlock. When Gray tries to throw him off into the ropes, Frost clamps down keeping the headlock on. Gray tries to send Frost into the ropes again, only to have Frost clamp down again. Gray gets a hold of Frost and attempts to take him down in a belly to back suplexe, but Frost rolls through and lands on his feet. HE SETS TO THROW A SUPER KICK!!! GRAY DUCKS THE SUPERKICK AND DELIEVERS A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROP KICK!!! Frost hits the mat hard, Gray is back up and let's out a LOUD yell as he's getting pumped up.
Smokey Green: Nathan Gray is pumped up! But he's bleeding alot, I wonder how long he can do this!?
Dave Rage: Until there's no more blood left in him Smokey, that's how long!
Gray moves over to Frost and pulls him up and rams him head first into the turnbuckle once, twice, three times! He then whips Frost into the farside corner. Gray picks up a head of steam and goes for a charging clothesline BUT FROST RAISES HIS BOOTS AND GRAY GETS A FACE FULL OF FROST'S FEET!!! Gray staggers backward looking like he's out of it. Frost then charges AND NEARLY BENDS GRAY IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! The crowd begins to pop loudly from the exchange, the two weary warriors are definately earning the respect from the crowd.
Smokey Green: OH MY GOD! Nathan Gray is layed out and is a battered and bloody mess! I'd be surprised if he didn't have broken ribs after that spear! Cameron Frost damn near ripped him in half Johnny!
Johnny V: You're dman right he did! But my God it took alot out of him too! Neither man is moving! I wonder if the ref is going to start a count or what?
Cameron Frost pulls himself up to his feet weakly after what seems like several minutes of laying still. As he gets to his feet, Nathan Gray starts to get himself to his feet as well. Frost weakly makes his way over and drills Gray with a hard right hand. Gray staggers back and is about to fall, luckily the ropes stop him. He bounces back weakly and Frost catches him with another hard right hand that sends Gray to the ropes. When he comes back, he catches Frost with a right hand of his own. Frost then fires back with another right. Both men seem to be digging down deep as their punches come back sharper, harder, and faster. Gray then drills Frost who glares at Gray and tells him to bring it on. Gray drills him with another right hand, and Frost takes it yelling for Gray to hit him again. When Gray hits him again, Frost SNAPS! He starts throwing rights and lefts at Gray before finally sending him into the ropes via an Irish Whip. When Gray comes back, Frost catches him and delievers a beautiful inverted atomic drop! When Gray shoots up from the impact, Frost clotheslines him HARD to the mat and Gray is laying still. Frost stands there in the center of the ring, he can taste victory in his clutches. Frost then realizes that they're close to the ropes, and just the right should will send his opponent over the top rope! He looks more intense than he's ever looked. The crowd pops loudly cheering Frost on.
"COLD FUCKING GRASS!!!!"
The crowd pops loudly!
Johnny V: THAT'S RIGHT FROST FINISH HIM!!! FINISH HIM!!
Dave Rage: Hey, settle down Shang Tsung!
Frost takes his stance and is ready to deliever a Super Kick to Nathan Gray's jaw! Frost is crouched and waiting. Nathan Gray starts to make his way to his feet. Gray gets to his feet and turns around. As soon as he does, Frost cracks the whip, going for the Super Kick! Gray just barely ducks out of the way! With Frost off balance, that gives Nathan Gray to DELIEVER A SUPER KICK OF HIS OWN!!! Frost's head snaps back from the Super Kick, his momentum takes him to the ropes, HE'S OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Cameron Frost Eliminated 75:30
Smokey Green: IT'S OVER!!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION OH MY GOD WHAT AN EXCHANGE!!
Kelly Mewes: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner of the Roster Over The Top Rope Battle Royal and NEW OWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....NATHAN GRAY!!!
"The After Dinner Payback" by From Autumn To Ashes hits over the PA as the crowd pops loudly in appreciation for Nathan Gray's efforts as well as applauding for Cameron Frost who's layed out on the outside, with his hands over his head unable to believe that he came up short in this match. Nathan Gray is bloody, however when the ref hands him the OWF World Heavyweight Title, he holds it up HIGH in the air as the crowd pops for the New Champion!
Smokey Green: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! NATHAN GRAY!! NATHAN GRAY!!
Johnny V: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! I THOUGHT FROST HAD THE MATCH ONE!!! BUT GRAY SOMEHOW PULLED IT OUT!!
Dave Rage: I'm with you Johnny!! I thought Frost had the match won too! But Gray somehow found a way to pull it out!! However this won't be the last time we see them in a match. Because yeah Nathan Gray is our new World Champion, but Cameron Frost is the new #1 contender!!! And dont' forget about "Silkk" Carrington! You KNOW he's going to have something to say about this! Neither one of these men eliminated him, so you know he's going to want some kind of retribution!
Smokey Green: You're right about that!! Things have only just BEGUN to heat up here in the OWF!! OUR NEW CHAMPION IS STANDING THERE IN THE RING TONIGHT!!! A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN HERE IN THE OUTSIDER WRESTLING FEDERATION!!! FOR JOHNNY V, AND DAVE RAGE, I'M SMOKEY GREEN!!! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!
~+At the same time backstage+~
We see The Hunter walking through the backstage area starting to head to the parking lot. Standing near a soda machine are two children, one about 6, and the other 3 years old. Both children have a mocha complexion, they seem to be standing there waiting for someone.
Little Girl: It's Hunter! Hi Hunter! Look Junior it's Hunter!!
Little Boy: Hunter!!
The Hunter glares at the kids when they rush up to him.
The Hunter: Get the fuck out of here you fucking brats!
The Hunter makes like he's going to swing at them or something. When his hand goes back, the little boy sinks back hiding behind his sister starting to cry. THe little girl has tears in her eyes also, her feelings hurt.
The Hunter: GO ON GET OUTTA HERE!!
At that moment, a very gorgeous woman rushes up hugging the children close to her. She's obviously their Mother, she slightly resembles Angelina Jolie.
Woman: What the hell is wrong with you!? They're just children!!!
The Hunter: Hey bitch FUCK OFF!!! Keep your goddamn mocha mutts away from me!!!
The woman's eyes narrow to slits like she's about to drill him out of rage. She then looks past him and has a bit of a cold grin on her face as she looks at him. The camera then shows someone standing behind him. It's none other than the OWF's owner, "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann!!! The Hunter glares down at her, and then notices the look on her face. He turns around to see who she's looking at, and The Hunter's eyes widen seeing Tann standing there.
Tann: You got a problem with my wife and kids mother fucker?
Before The Hunter can say anything, Tann throws a HARD straight, stiff right hand connecting with The Hunter's jaw!! The Hunter staggers back, hitting the Pepsi machine. Tann's wife Melissa picks up the little boy and starts to lead the little girl away so they won't see their Father kicking The Hunter's ass. When The Hunter hits off the Pepsi Machine, Tann catches him in the stomach with a hard kick and then gets him in a front face lock and DRILLS HIM onto the concrete floor with The Aftermath!!!! Tann stands up glaring down at The Hunter, and kicks him in the ribs and turns him over. Hunter's got blood pouring from his head. Tann smirks looking down at him.
Tann: By the way, YOU'RE FIRED!!! Pick a fight with an official in this company? I don't think so! You're lucky the OWF doesn't press charges against you for attacking Shorty! Piece of shit!
Tann kicks Hunter in the ribs one last time and walks off leaving The Hunter laying in a bloody heap. After Tann walks off, some security guards pull The Hunter up roughly. One of them throwing a hard punch into his stomach. It almost looks like Rodney King too as they muscle The Hunter out of the building and throw him out on his ass. The OWF cameras fade out.