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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! A screaming voice comes over your speakers following by a ticking noise. Instantly it turns into a guitar as the starting melodies of "Ready to Fall" by Rise Against begins to play. Wings won't take me An image of Jesse Williams climbing a ladder turns to dust as he reaches the top.. It's followed by Angel and Plague both climbing the Tower of Death and vanishes just as Plague loses his grip and begins to fall. So take a step The scene cuts to James Caine clubbing Kaige in the head with a trashcan. Now I'm standing on the rooftop ready
to fall Cokekid is shown climbing a ladder as TNT runs in and drop kicks the ladder over and CokeKid crashes to the mat. I count the times that I've been sorry We fade into Draco and Spaz on the top rope together, hooking each other for powerful moves, both men lose their footing and crash to the mat together. Now I'm standing on the rooftop The scene before it slowly fades away and cuts to Funeral of Hearts, a lifeless Aphrodisia Jordan lays in a deep grave as Alexis Cage measures her up on the stage above.. She spits on Aphrodisia then you see thousands of fans rise to their feet as Alexis leaps off and delivers a swanton bomb into the grave ontop of Aphrodisia Jordan just as the song is ending. Now I'm standing on the rooftop (ready
to fall)
The lights flash over the dome shaped roof of the Bell Cruise Ship. In circles an ocean blue spotlight dances above the ring. The camera's cut outside to the deck of the ship, several roudy fans scream and hold up their beers while the camera's flash across a platform 15 foot above the deck of the boat, it turns from side to side of the ship and extends past the sides, over the water. Falcoon - Ahooo! I mean.. ARGH! Burst - Ass pirate! Falcoon - We are live.. Kinda. From The Bell Cruise Ship off the Atlantic coast of Rhode Island! Kissens - It's Mutiny Matey! Falcoon - Your damn right it is! It's Power Hour: Mutiny! Burst - Now I'm not real sure what happened on Monday, because I was wasted! But all I have heard about all day is these two matches, and I'm fuckin sick of it! Falcoon - Trent Steel against Colton Hurst and Alexis Cage defends her WoW title in a 9 stages of hell against AnaStasia! We cut backstage to a tiny dressing room. Alexis Cage is watching a reply of last week's event on the tv set in front of her. Sum Yung Ho - Alexis! Any word on who your partner will be tonight? Alexis Cage - It's someone I could have never imagined! Sum Yung Ho - Who? Who? Alexis Cage - What are you an owl? Shut up, sit back and watch because the match is only minutes away! The camera's fade back to the lower indoor level to cast upon the commentators. Falcoon - I heard from AnaStasia today.. She confirmed the rumors on her partner... It will be Angel! Burst - Angel pffft... Kissens - Angel told me he thinks he knows who Alexis's partner is! Burst - It's gonna be Jesse. Falcoon - Shut up! Moron.... Jesse is still in the hospital. Burst - Watch and see! Kissens - Angel thinks it's Jesse too. Burst - See.. I told you! Geez... Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a "Walk The Plank" Match! Falcoon - Here we go! Kissens - The sway and the wind force will be a factor on that platform! "The Imperium Presents" Trent Steel PA System - No place to run...No place to hide...The Imperium Age...Has now begun! Missy Janson - From Pittsburgh, PA.... "The Son of a Bitch..." TRENT STEEEEEL!! Diety by Dir En Gray starts to play as Red smoke enters the entraceway of the ship deck. Trent Steel emerges and heads towards the ladder of the platform, surrounded by the boo's of about 200 fans. Once he reaches the top of the ladder her looks around with his hand over his eyes then salutes a section of the crowd with his Cult in it. Falcoon - Ohhh crap. Those fuckin' guys! Missy Janson - And his opponent... From Nashville, TN... Colton Hurst! Colton Hurst slides between the curtain and steps out onto the deck, he fans scream as he takes a moment to take in the outdoor atmosphere. He climbs the ladder to the platform and the bell sounds... (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Hurst runs at Steel for a spear.. Steel leaps and lets Hurst run under his legs.. Steel turns and plants Hurst with a side kick! The platform wobbles as he lands. Steel quickly scoops him up by the head then irish whips him down the plank... Hurst puts the breaks on before he gets to the edge, Trent follows him over and grabs him for an overhead belly to belly attempt, Hurst counters with his own belly to belly suplex. Trent's lower body dangles off the edge of the plank over the ship. Falcoon - I hope they hit the water and not the deck! That would be painful! Trent scoots himself back on the plank and Hurst picks him up by the head.. He hooks him in a head cradle then lands a lightning fast snap suplex that rocks the plank again... A voice from below can be heard and the camera's shift downwards... AnaStasia - FIRE IN THE HOLE! Hurst looks down at Ana with a button in her grasp.. She smiles and Hurst takes off running.... BOOM! An explosion rocks the boat! Hurst leaps over the edge and dives into the water, the plank collapses in the center under the explosion.. Trent falls from the plank down to the deck! His body gives a thud as it bounces off the thick wood. Ana laughs as she shakes her head and stands over an unconscience Trent Steel... AnaStasia - Maybe next time I'll yell "TIMBER!!" Missy Janson - Here is your winner...... Trent Steel! Falcoon - I think the winner got the worse end of this one! Carnage already and we haven't even made it to the 9 stages of hell! Kissens - This is a headlining match and Alexis Cage earned it! Falcoon - Oh and Ana didn't? Kissens - Exactly! She's lucky she's got someone like Alexis around to make her look good! Burst - Trust me.. Ana has NO PROBLEM looking good in my day dreams! Falcoon - OWF has NEVER hosted a 9 stages of hell match! Burst - Think they'll make out? Falcoon - .... No... No I don't. 9 stages of hell! It was announced on the website (owfwrestling.com) that the stages are as follows: First Blood, A Boxing Match, Tables Match... Kissens - The mystery opponent tag match! Burst - Mystery Smstery! It's Jesse! Falcoon - Mexican Death Match! Kissens - The never attempted "Unpretty PDA", the ring canvass covered with a glass plate. Falcoon - A 10 minutes of iron match and an Interference match! Kissens - And finally the never attempted by the OWF "Fall from Grace" match! Falcoon - A hell in a cell weapons match with the title hidden inside the cell! Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a NINE STAGES OF HELL MATCH! And is for the WoW Championship! A blistering chill floats through the crowd as the lights dim and a soft voice follows. PA System - It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont.. Street. Just then a hard drum slam comes across and the dimmed lights flicker once. PA System - Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing. Suddenly a bass drum comes into play pounding at each half second as each word of "Build God, Then We'll Talk" By Panic At The Disco leaks out over the crowd. PA System - Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering.. The lights continue to strobe around the arena, fading out with each hit of the bass drum, they look for something as the fans rise to their feet. PA System - The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde! The fans scream as you see a figure emerge on the side of the OWF tron, it's kneeled down as the flashing and pulsing spotlights continue to search.. PA System - And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.... The spotlight dies and everything is silent in the arena, all but the sounds of cheering fans. Seconds pass before the spotlight returns on the side of the OWFtron nearly 10 foot in the air to show Alexis Cage standing with her arms in the air. ...Along with the people inside Missy Janson - Introducing first... From Phoenix Arizona... She is the current WoW Champion... Alexis Cage! Suddenly Alexis drops down from the OWF-tron letting her skirt float up over her hips on the way down. He lands on the stage and screams "YEAH!" while throwing a fist into the air. The fans get more excited by the second! The arena lights back up as the theme continues to play on her way down to the ring. Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a
virgin She slides into the ring face first then leaps to her feet then instantly runs to the top turnbuckle leaping straight to it. And not to mention, the constable, and his
proposition, for that "virgin" Along with the people inside The sound fades away as she hops down from the turnbuckle and prepares herself for her match. The arena is growing quiet as they await her opponent.... Falcoon - I honestly don't think these two know what they are in for! The arena goes dim, only a red strobe light flickers towards the entrance. The chords to "The Fragile" begin. "She shines A downpour of single-stemmed red roses begins from the rafters covering the entire arena. "fragile she doesn't see her beauty Anastasia emerges slowly from the curtain dressed in a pair of razor-cut denim jeans, a black tank top and black thigh-high boots and carrying a single stemmed red rose in her left hand while walking to the ring. Missy Janson - And the challenger... From Santa Barbara California.... Ana.. Stasia!! she reads the minds of all the people as
they pass her by Anastasia steps onto the apron with the rose between her teeth, she stands gazing blankly to the crowd. We'll find the perfect place to go where
we can run and hide Taking the rose into her hand, Anastasia places the flower to her ebony colored lips kisses each peddle. it's something I have to do Anastasia tosses the rose into the crowd and awaits her opponent. Missy Janson - This stage is scheduled for a First Blood Match! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Falcoon - And they're out for blood! Alexis whips herself into the ropes and darts off with a running fist to the face of Anastasia! Anastasia rolls across the mat and slides out of the ring. The fans begin to cheer as she tosses the ring skirt up and grabs out a fireworks mortor cannon! She reaches back to the commentary table and Nick Burst slides her his Zippo. Burst - Need a light? Falcoon - Are you crazy!? Burst - YES!. Ana lights the fuse, Alexis tries to run away from it in the ring, but it's too fast! POP! POP! a flaming ball of cardboard coated gun powder flashes before the auidence's eyes and makes contact on Alexis's shoulder. She screams and Ana slides back into the ring with a sick smile. Kissens - Burns! They're just burns not blood! Ana runs towards Alexis with behind, she leaps into the air and dropkicks Alexis is that burned shoulder. Alexis hits the mat and grinds her teeth in pain while rolling under the bottom rope. Ana darts off the far side and leaps onto the top rope... she holds her balance on the top, waiting for Alexis to leap up.. Alexis leaps up and swings a chair in a baseball bat position, but releases it and the chair welts Ana in the stomach! Ana crashes on the thin padding outside of the ring! Alexis lets out an ear poping shriek.. Falcoon - Holy christ that was loud! Kissens - What???... My ears are ringing! I CANT HEAR YOU! Burst - Christ, if you want some blood.. Looks like all you need to do is pull down Alexis's pants. Falcoon - Ohhh thats... That's just wrong! Alexis picks her up into a double underhook.. Falcoon - Oh looks like it's gonna be Unleashed on the chair! Kissens - Beautiful! Make her bleed baby! Ana powers out with a back body drop on the floor. Ana staggers a bit, still sore from the chair shot and landing on the floor... She grabs Alexis grab the hair, Alexis turns around willingly and throws a quick right hand.. Ana catches her arm and headbutts Alexis right in the nose! Falcoon - I think that did it! The referee pushes Ana away and Alexis falls to one knee with her hand over her face. The ref leans in to look, Alexis shoves him away and tackles Ana down onto the chair! They start exchanging fists back and forth! Falcoon - Hey.. Hey look at me! I'm Joey Styles! .... CATTTT F-ag. Burst - Ha! I got it! That's funny. The referee tries to get down into the action but can't see what's going on. He grabs Alexis by the shoulder and tries to drag her off.. Alexis turns around and pushes him back hard, shoving him into the guard rail! Ana takes Alexis off guard and monkey flips her across the padding! Falcoon - Is that... Ahh shit it's Trent! Kissens - Smart! Alexis.. You're a freakin genius! Burst - Shouldn't he be in the freakin hospital? Steel darts down the ramp.. Colton Hurst leaps over the guard rail and cuts him off, they plow into each other on the ramp then roll off the side of the ramp. They continue to fight towards the backstage arena... Falcoon - Hurst with the save! Kissens - That prick! Burst - Ha! Prick... that rhymes with Lick.. Huh Jackie? Theres a moment of curious silence then we focus back upon the match. Alexis and Ana are both up, Alexis runs in for a spear attempt.. Ana meets her full on with a chair shot that makes Alexis go limp in her run and fall to the ground. A splatter of blood comes off the chair onto Anastasia's arm. Alexis rolls over on her face... The referee turns around and sees the blood on Ana's arm and calls for the bell! Falcoon - Thats... Hey! What the fuck man? That's not even her blood! Kissens - Thank god Alexis's blood is so thin that it splatters when she gets cut! Burst - Yeah... Good drugs. Missy Janson - The winner of the First Blood Stage.. Alexis Cage!.. Kissens - Alexis 1, Ana 0! Falcoon - That's was horrible man! Burst - Meh shut up! We still have 8 to go.. Falcoon - The worst part about this type of over kill match is the down time between stages. Kissens - A boxing match? Are you kidding me? Falcoon - God damn it Jackie! Read your fuckin script before the show goes on the air. Even Nick does that! Burst - Yeah! Stupid bitch. Falcoon - The ropes are set... Here we go! Missy Janson - This next contest is a Boxing Match! The first person to KO their opponent wins. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The two women hold their gloves high! They go right for the kill, Ana swings wildly, Alexis ducks it and connects with a right jab. Ana rocks backwards into the ropes. Alexis begins laying in jabs to her sides and lower to her kidney. The referee quickly gets between them to break up the collusion. Alexis backs away with her gloves up.. She waits for the ref to move and runs towards Ana, Ana drops to her knees and delivers a sweep kick. Alexis crashes on the mat! The referee quickly warns Ana that it's fists only! Kissens - Cheap shoting little whore! Ana backs away but continues to jog in the corner.. Alexis gets back up, the two head for the center of the ring then begin to pace around each other. Ana puts the breaks on and strikes Alexis in the ear! Falcoon - Ohhh man! You KNOW that hurts! Burst - Chick boxing.. If you don't find it sexy.... You're probably related to Toby Wilks. Falcoon - He's dead man.. Not cool. Kissens - HAHAHA! Alexis swings back but Ana blocks it then tries for an uppercut, Alexis is too quick and pops her in the face with a lefty! Ana falls back onto the mat and the ref begins to count.. 1...2....3...4...5...6 Ana is back on her feet. They pace around once more. Alexis swings first, Ana grabs her arm and holds it under her arm pit. Ana uses her leverage and leans over the top of Alexis.. Pop! Pop! Alexis falls to the ground. Falcoon - Once in the mouth, once in the eye! Burst - Sounds like my last date! HAHAHA! Kissens - Ewwww! Falcoon - Alexis is done! 1...2.... Alexis is motionless as the ref continues.. 3...4....5...6...7...8...9 The roar of the crowd is drowning out the ref's count! 10! Missy Janson - The winner of this round... AnaStasia! The score is tied at 1 a piece! Falcoon - Alexis is being pulled out of the ring by the event staff... Burst - They're placing sulfer under her nose for her to come to. Falcoon - Long ways to go to puss out now! Kissens - She's passed out! Not pussing out! They manage to wake her and they prep her quickly with a flash light to the eyes concussion test. The doctor gives a thumbs up and Alexis slides back into the ring. Falcoon - Gloves are off here we go! Missy Janson - The following is stage 3 and is a tables match! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) The ring crew helps out by sliding a table in from two sides of the ring. Alexis grabs hers and props it up in the corner. As she turns around Ana catches her with a running chai kick! Alexis falls backwards onto the table proped in the corner... Ana walks over and lifts up her table, she props it ontop of Alexis. Falcoon - Ha! It's an Alexis and tables sandwich! Burst - I'd sandwich that! Ana runs to the opposite corner then runs towards the pile of tables and Alexis in the corner.. Alexis hears her coming and pushes the table off herself as hard as she can! SMACK! It hits Ana in mid run and sends her to the mat. Alexis grabs the table she hit Ana with earlier and sets it upright in the center of the ring... She picks Ana up and rolls her lifeless body onto it.. Alexis climbs up the turnbuckle, she turns and gives the ever famous Jesse Williams pose before leaping off with a swanton bomb! Falcoon - An ode to her former companion! Kissens - And Mine! Burst - Slut! Ana rolls off the table at the last second and Alexis lands back first, shattering the table to pieces! Falcoon - That still doesn't count! She has to forcefully drive Alexis through the table. Ana pauses for a breath then threads over to where Alexis lays amungst a pile of broken wood. She pulls Alexis's broken body from the wood, she scoops Alexis's body up then slams her down ontop of the broken table. Ana slides outta the ring and grabs a folded up table off the stack at ringside. She pushes it under the bottom rope then grabs another one. Falcoon - Theres about to be friggin' tables everywhere! Ana turns around to slide the other table in, but Alexis catches her off guard by pushing the last table brought in, back under the bottom rope and right into Ana's face! Kissens - That did it! NOW she's bleeding! Happy? Falcoon - A little late for that I think. Ana holds her nose in pain and stumbles backwards.. Alexis shoots herself into the ropes.. She uses the top rope to launch herself over.. She lands right ontop of Ana! They crash to the floor and lay for a moment catching their breaths. Alexis starts to get up while pulling Ana up with her, she whips Ana towards the ring aprion for a short distance.. Ana dives under the bottom rope avoiding contact with ringside. Alexis sets up a table at the end of the ramp... Ana darts off the ropes and leaps over the top... Falcoon - She's going for a flying hurricanronna! Alexis catches Ana's legs around her shoulder and turns quickly... Powerbomb through the table! Missy Janson - The winner of this round... Alexis Cage! Falcoon - Crap. Burst - Is the match over!? Falcoon - No. Burst - CRAP! Stupid overkill... Kissens - Alexis 2, Ana 1! Falcoon - The tag stage will tie it up. Missy Janson - The next stage is the PDA Tornado Tag match! The soft, yet haunting piano melodies of The Coming Curse by Iced Earth calmly resonate from the speakers. As the sound fills the arena, a faint beam of golden light shines on the entrance. There are a few moments of silence as the piano continues, then the distorted guitars kick in and flames shoot up lining the ramp. Missy Janson - Introducing first.. Representing Anastasia... From Smithtown New York.. He is one half of the OWF Tag Team Champions and the current OWF World Champion!...... ANGEL! Angel slowly walks out, observing his surroundings and not phased by the crowds reaction. He continues to the ring in this same manner, nd only when he is in the middle of the ring for a few moments does the music stop, echoing throughout the arena. Falcoon - Theres not a better partner she could have choosen! Burst - Yeah I'll agree.. I'd choose a murderer too! Falcoon - He's not a murderer! Missy Janson - And their opponent... The fans squint trying to see what's going on around the dark entrance way when suddenly a figure emerges from the darkness as if ripping itself out of it. Falcoon - What the fuck? That's not Jesse! Burst - Holy shit it isn't... Ahh crap.. That's... Ahh fuckkk A flowing, ragged black cloak envelops her body and head while her attractive, scarred face is split into two sides. The right side looks normal while the left is painted paler with black stitches painted on causing the whole left side of her face to look as if it's been pieced backed together. Especially around the eyes and lips. Slowly she walks down the ramp towards the ring. With every step the light in front of her dims so that she is never walking in full illumination. After entering the ring she stops near the ropes while looking at her opponent with her head tilted downward and to the side at a strange angle. Falcoon - Sheeeeee's baaaaaaacccck... Missy Janson - Representing Alexis Cage... From Anchorage Alaska... EEECLLIPPPPSEEE! The roar of the crowd is outragous as the shocking return of the former WoW champion. Falcoon - You've got to be fucking... kidding... me. Burst - These two hate each other! Kissens - All hate has been up aside for this match. Eclipse wants Angel and Ana's blood! Falcoon - FIRE! Burst - AHHHHH! Falcoon - hahah just kidding Nick! Burst - Fuck.... Off! We'll see how funny it is when the bitch chars your face off. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Eclipse drops out of the ring and walks past the commentary table. She gives them an evil growl, never taking her eyes off Nick Burst until she goes under the aprion... Eclipse retrieves a butane torch! Burst - See! See! I fuckin told ya! I'm outta here man. I'm gonna go burn a hooter upstairs on the deck. Kissens - Wait for ME! Falcoon - Panzies! Alexis grabs Angel's arm and send him into the ropes.. She jumps but misses a drop kick as Angel catches himself on the ropes. Ana grabs a chair from ringside and hands it in to Angel. Angel sets the chair up in the middle of the ring then grabs Alexis.. He tosses her into the ropes then delivers a drop toe hold.. Alexis's upper body lands hard on the chair, crushing it instantly! Falcoon - Theres a broken rib or five. Eclipse lights her torch on the outside... Angel pushes the broke chair away then rolls Alexis over and pins her... 1...2... Angel feels an instant burning on his upper thigh. He jumps up off the mat and the ref stops the count, he turns around and looks Eclipse eye to eye. Eclipse shuts the torch off and she gives him a sick smile with a hint of a wink before swinging s right hand at him. Angel catches it and pushes her away. Falcoon - Angel seems a bit reluctant to swing. Angel suddenly grabs her arms and whips her into the ropes... Eclipse hits the farside ropes then lunges off in a different direction catching Ana off guard with a boot to the face! Eclipse looks down at Alexis then back up to Angel before climbing out of the ring. The fans begin to boo as Eclipse grabs Alexis's limp body and drags her under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring. Falcoon - I had a feeling this team wouldn't work! Looks like Eclipse is about to put her own partner through hell! Eclipse helps Alexis to her feet. Alexis lifts her shirt to reveal the purple bruises already setting to her ribs. Eclipse grabs another chair from behind her... Falcoon - Here we go! Alexis is about to eat chair! Eclipse nudges Alexis on the shoulder, but to everyone's suprise she hands Alexis the chair then grabs a chair of her own. Alexis nods and they slides back into the ring at the same time. Angel grabs the bent up chair and waits for his opponents to stand.. Eclipse and Alexis surround him. Angel stands tall with the chair, ready to swing... Ana stands up behind Alexis and snatches the chair away from her! She plants Alexis with the chair across the head! Angel darts forward and swings at Eclipse, but Eclipse ducks it! Ana suddenly smacks Eclipse behind with her chair. Eclipse hits the mat and Angel throws his chair down, he lifts up Eclipse and places her in the DDT position.. He lifts her into the air, holding her for nearly 5 seconds before falling back and landing a vertical suplex. Angel covers..1...2. Eclipse kicks out! Falcoon - These fans are braced and ready for Angel Vs Eclipse. Sooo much history between these two! Ana lifts up Alexis and runs with her, dumping her over the top rope and to the floor... Angel lifts Eclipse back up in the ring, he sends her to the corner then follows up with a splash! Ana climbs out after Alexis who has gotten to her feet... Alexis grabs her arm and sends her back first into the commentary table. She grabs Ana by the waist and throws her up on the table. Falcoon - Not another table! Alexis turns and see Eclipse being whipped into the ropes, but Eclipse puts the breaks on and reverse it sending Angel into the ropes... Alexis reaches out and grabs his foot tripping him and sending him stumbling towards Eclipse.. Eclipse hooks him.. IMPLANT DDT! Falcoon - Nature's Course! Alexis jumps onto the ring aprion then onto the turnbuckle where she begins to climb.. She looks into the ring where Eclipse is standing over Angel, then back to the commentary table where Ana lays motionless.... Alexis dives off with a frog splash! Ana rolls off the table and Alexis has no where to go but down as she smashes through the commentary table! Ana stumbles around until she finds the side of the ring.. She lifts the aprion and grabs out a frying pan. Falcoon - Alright... Just this once since Nick isn't here I'll say it... That frying pan should make Ana feel right at home! Burst - Not bad... I woulda said "Ana's finally found her place in wrestling.. In the kitchen!" Falcoon - You're back! Burst - And stoned! Falcoon - What happened to Jackie? Burst - Who? Falcoon - JACKIE! Our other announcer... Burst - Oh.... Hummm.. I dunno. Falcoon - Suckin dick for dollars I bet. Ana slides the frying pan into the ring. Angel reaches for it but Eclipse steps on his hand and grinds it into the mat. Eclipse grabs the frying pan and nails Angel in the face with it. He's unconscience on the mat, Eclipse swings and hits him again! Alexis is back up and in the ring, she grabs Angel by the hair and pulls him up, she points to Eclipse signaling her to come over. Eclipse joins in, grabbing Angel by the head as they set up for a double DDT! Angel fights back and lifts both women over his head in a double suplex for a counter! Eclipse and Alexis scurry to their feet, Angel grabs Alexis and knees her in the face then turns, but is met by another frying pan to the face! Eclipse grabs his body before it hits the mat... Nature's Course! She covers...1...2...3! Missy Janson - The winner of this stage.. Eclipse! Which makes the score Alexis 3, Ana 1! Falcoon - Ddon't think this will go nine stages... Burst - We can thank god for that! Missy Janson - The next stage is scheduled for a Mexican Death Match! Falcoon - Rules are simple.. Pin your opponent with a 3 count, then they have 10 seconds to respond by getting to their feet. (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Burst - I don't mean to sound like I'm doing my job or anything.. But this is where it gets crucial for Ana! Falcoon - Alexis leads 3-1. That means Ana has to win 4 outta the next 5 to win! Eclipse and Angel leave the ring and the fans begin to cheer on the two women in the ring as they stand for their fifth match of the night. They circle in each in the ring, Alexis tries to tie up but Ana counters with a lifting knee to the gut. Ana leaps up and delivers a twisting head scissors, Alexis flies across the ring almost into the turnbuckle... Dazed and still sitting on the mat she slides back into the corner, she uses the ropes to lift herself up.. Out of no where Ana leaps onto the top rope with Alexis and knees her in the side of the face, Alexis grabs her legs and tries to dump her over the top rope but Ana counters and uses her legs to send Alexis over the top and to the ground! Falcoon - Oh man! Alexis's has gotta be outta it now! A knee to the head and a release hurricanronna to the outside! Ana shoots herself off the ropes and baseball slides under the bottom rope, but Alexis catches her legs and swings her out letting her head smack the ground! Alexis reaches down to pick Ana up, but Ana kicks her in the temple before she can grab her. Ana leaps up and kicks at Alexis, Alexis grabs her foot and Ana follows up with an enziguri! Falcoon - Ana has been lethal with those feet today! Ana grabs Alexis and pushes her into the ring then climbs up the turnbuckle... She braces herself, zoning out on Alexis's body she leaps and flips... 450 splash! She hooks the leg... 1...2...3! Burst - Just stay down Alexis.. I would. Falcoon - Coward. Burst - It's Alocholic.. Get it right! Ana rolls off and the ref begins to administer the 10 count.. 1....2....3....4.....5....6.... Alexis begins to stir...7....8...Alexis crawls towards the ropes and Ana meets here there to kick her in the ribs. The ref stops the count and signals the match is still a go! Ana picks her back up and whips her into the ropes.. Alexis rebounds off and catches Ana in the face with a spinning elbow. She grabs Ana by the head... Uncaged!... No Ana counters! She grabs Alexis's head and runs towards the turnbuckle... The Demise!! 1...2...3! Falcoon - Theres the pin! Is it enough for a 10 count!? Ana rolls over to catch her breath as the ref begins to count.. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9 Alexis rolls back to her feet, but is met by a running low drop kick to the chin! Ana scoots off and grabs her legs rolling her up on her shoulders...1....2... Alexis kicks out! Falcoon - Ana is getting pissed now! Ana jerks her up by the hair and tosses her into the corner... Ana backs up and runs towards Alexis for a corner clothesline but Alexis ducks it and grabs Ana by the head.. Falcoon - Its Uncaged! Ana grabs Alexis by the waist and shoves her full force into the corner, breaking away from her diamond cutter move! She leaps up the turnbuckle then grabs Alexis's head as she falls back in a tornado ddt! Salvation in Suicide! She pins Alexis... 1...2...3! Falcoon - Salvation in Suicide and this should be the last of it! Burst - Please let it be! Falcoon - Ana has pinned Alexis 3 times in this match! Burst - Sooo... It doesn't count. Alexis is playin Possum like the Indianapolis Colts.. Falcoon - What?? Burst - Playin' dead at home and on the road! Falcoon - Oh! Oh! AAHAHAHAHAAA! That was mega funny! 1...2....3....4....5....6 Burst - I got another football joke! Falcoon - Alright go... 7....8 Burst - What do you get when you put 32 Kansas City cheerleaders in one room? Falcoon - ??? Burst - A full set of teeth! Falcoon - Hahahaha! Its true! 9...10! Missy Janson - The winner of the Mexican Death match... AnaStasia! Falcoon - Closer to tieing it up at 3 to 2! Burst - Here comes the glass! That means it's almost over right? Falcoon - It's just begun partner! The first ever Unpretty PDA match is on it's way!.. NEXT!
OWF Addiction Invades Times Union Center In Albany New York Live Monday September 10th! Tickets are STILL available. PLUS! This Monday... The OWF will pay special tribute to the newly crowned longest running OWF Champion in over 9 years of history! It's an event so special that you DON'T wanna miss it!
Falcoon - There you hear it.. A tribute show this Monday! Burst - It better be an ode to Nick Burst show! Falcoon - I don't see that happening! It's a tribute to Angel for becoming the longest running OWF champion in history! Burst - Holy circumsized jewish morningrod batman! Look how thick that glass is! Missy Janson - The next stage is an OWF first! It's the Unpretty P...D....A Match! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Both women are recharged from the small down time and ready to go. They tie up in the center of the ring, Ana loses her footing on the slick glass and Alexis puts her in a shoulder collar tie up. Ana does a backflip to get out of the move then pulls Alexis's feet out from under her! Alexis crashes against the glass mat on her elbows, Ana grabs her ankle and tries to turn her over.. Alexis kicks Ana away then leaps back to her feet.. Ana tries for a clothesline, Alexis ducks it and lands a neck breaker! She quickly pulls Ana back to her feet and the sweat begins to make the glass mat slick.. She tosses Ana into the ropes, Ana rebounds off and plants Alexis on the glass mat with a spinning wheel kick! Falcoon - That glass is soo thick that it's not even breaking! Kissens - Oh it will!! Glass is Alexis's speciality. Falcoon - Why do you just randomly show up through the show? Kissens - People forget about me... Falcoon - Ohhh. Ana is back on her feet, she grabs Alexis by the back of the head and begins smashing her into the glass mat! Over and over she does it under Alexis begins bleeding again from her already open wound. Blood begins to cover the glass as she lifts Alexis up and shoots her into the corner. Ana follows up with another flying knee assault, but Alexis blocks it and shoves Ana backwards off the middle turnbuckle, Ana runs back towards Alexis in the corner.. Alexis leaps up to sit on the top turnbuckle, Ana leaps onto the second turnbuckle and they lock up.. The fans begin to rise and applaud knowing something big is going to happen! Falcoon - Ana and Alexis are on the top turnbuckle.. That glass is glistening! Burst - I suggest we duck unless you like eating glass! They have each other hooked in suplex positions trying to make the other budge. Alexis finally gives a little, Ana lifts her up in a suplex but Alexis quickly counters by falling over Ana's head and dropping feet first on the mat behind her. The fans begin to boo, Ana twirls around and grabs Alexis's head while leaping the turnbuckle... Salvation in Suicide! Falcoon - Alexis thought she snuck away from the move but Ana STILL hit it! Burst - The damn glass finally cracked a little. Kissens - mmm crack. Falcoon - Pfft... Like you know ANYTHING about crack! Kissens - Oh don't I? Falcoon - Where do you get it then!? Kissens - Blacks. Burst - OH HOH HOHOHOH!! AHAHAHAAA! Kissens - Black's grorcery story. Yeah theres a white man in the alley out back selling it. Burst - Oh I thought you meant... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Ana covers Alexis.. 1...2.. Alexis kicks out! A long fault type line spreads across the glass as Ana stands and drags Alexis to her feet.. Alexis strikes quickly with a thumb to the eye then slides out of the ring. She lifts up the ring skirt again, this time revealing a pool cue. She slides back into the ring with the cue, Ana backs away towards the far side ropes, Alexis runs and swings it wildly, Ana ducks and slips behind Alexis then kicks her in the ass into the ropes. Ana springs up onto the middle rope and drives her boot right into Alexis's mouth! Falcoon - Eat boot Alexis! Burst - I wish we could do that to you! Kissens - Maybe it'd shut him up! Falcoon - DOUBT IT! HAHA! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!! NOW LOOK AT YOURSELF!!! Burst - You forgot your pills this morning didn't you? Falcoon - Ahem.. Yes. Yes I did. Kissens - Here take some of mine. Falcoon - I don't need any fuckin birth control pills. Sheesh. Alexis falls to the glass mat holding her front teeth. Ana shoots herself into the ropes, Alexis catches her foot in mid run and trips her. BAM! She smacks face first into the glass! You can hear the high pitched squeek as Alexis drags Ana by the foot across the glass... Alexis drags her to the corner and lets her sit as she climbs up the turnbuckle.... Ana leaps up as Alexis reaches the top, Ana leaps right to the top rope, grabbing Alexis around the waist... Belly to Belly suplex off the top rope! The ring thuds and echos like thunder throughout the arena. The glass shatters and flies up with the spring loaded ring. Falcoon - Holy fucking hell! Highlight reel material! Kissens - Having that glass on the ring makes it like landing on a rock hard ground. Falcoon - Both these women are wiped out! A shaky Ana crawls across the small section of broken glass until she is able to lay ontop of the bloody and broken Alexis Cage... 1...2... Alexis kicks out! Falcoon - Are you kidding me!? Are you fucking kidding me!? Kissens - The heart of a champion Gordie!! Burst - It's not the heart.. It's what covers the heart that's important! Kissens - Her boob? Burst - YYYYYeees. The arena is stunned as Alexis begins to stir... Ana stands on wobbly legs, she grabs Alexis's hair as Alexis stands. With a jolt of energy Alexis darts off the ropes then comes back at Ana with a flying cross body! Ana ducks and rolls out of the way and Alexis lands stomach first on the top ropes. Ana grabs her by the hair and jerks her down into the pile of glass! Ana goes right for the turnbuckles again, she reaches the top and puts the crowd on their feet... Alexis jumps up and hits the top rope trying to cause Ana to lose her balance! Ana holds steady and leaps off the top turnbuckle.. Falcoon - Backfire for Alexis! Ana lands on Alexis's shoulders.. Alexis holds strong and tries to powerbomb her. But Ana slides around in a 180 so that her legs are drapped over Alexis's chest.. She leans back in the ropes! Tarantula! She's got it locked in on Alexis! Ana holds on strong for several seconds before releasing. Alexis crawls back under the bottom rope and lays on the glass mat... Ana quickly grabs her hair and pulls her on her back across the ring, she turns Alexis over and tries to lock in the death trap! Alexis squirms out and hops back up, she beats Ana to her feet, but Ana grabs her arms and whips her into the corner.. Ana runs in for a spear.. Alexis hops up and sits on the top turnbuckle, Ana misses the spear and lands between the ropes.. Alexis grabs her arms in a double underhook... UNLEASHED OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!! Falcoon - Holy CHRIST!!! The pedigree from the top drives Ana's face into the glass, shards fly up and all over the ring. It breaks every last big chunk of glass. The fans are on their feet cheering on the action... Alexis rolls over and covers.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - The winner of this stage... Alexis Cage!! The score is now Alexis 4, Anastasia 2! Falcoon - It's gonna take a few minutes to pull these ladies from the rubble of glass. Burst - Just let em play in it! Kissens - Yeah he's right.. Why not? They're gonna end up getting the crap beaten outta them in the next stage anyway. Falcoon - Alexis only needs one more victory and she retains the title. Burst - Then we can go.. the.. fuck... home! Missy Janson - The next stage is the 10 minutes of Iron match! Falcoon - They havent even cleaned the glass up.. But OK I guess? (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Falcoon - Keep in mind, this is the 7th match these two have been through tonight. They are both bloody, exhausted and running on fumes! 10:00 The ring crew sweeps away some of the glass, but several small pieces cover the mat. Alexis drags herself up to her knees, the exhaustion really shows upon her face. She slowly crawls over to the ropes and uses the bottom rope to rest on. She watches as Ana pulls the glass shards from her forehead and gets back to her feet.. Before Alexis can react, she feel the rush of a boot hitting the side of her face. Her head drops on the bottom rope, Ana slowly pulls her onto her feet then up into a fireman's carry.. She lifts Alexis, but Alexis slides off her shoulders and plants her with a reverse DDT. Neither woman moves for nearly 5 seconds. Falcoon - I wish we could just stop the match now and let it go into the hall of fame. Burst - Overkill.. Falcoon - Fuckkkk you! This has been one of the best matches I have ever witnessed! 8:54 Alexis rolls over and covers.. 1...2... Ana kicks out! Ana pushes Alexis off then reaches around to the back side of her head, she pulls out a 3 inch shard of glass from the back of her head. She reaches up and places her hand over her eye and cringes in pain before turning back and cutting Alexis across the arm with it. Alexis rolls away from Ana, but Ana gets to her feet and chases her. Alexis grabs her foot and trips her, Ana's upper body lands on the middle rope.. Alexis grabs her legs, one under each arm, and begins to twirl her in an airplane spin! Around and around she takes Ana before finally releasing. Ana slides back first across the ring, raking up the glass with her back! Falcoon - That's enough to turn my stomach! Kissens - Finish this now Alexis! Don't go to another stage! Finish it! Falcoon - This match is offically 1 hour in. It's become a top five longest match in OWF's history. 6:33 Alexis staggers back into the ropes, dizzy from the move.. She looks down at the mat to try to regain focus.. She steps forward with her hands out in front of her... Roll up by Anastasia! 1...2... Alexis rollls out of the pin! She rolls onto her feet and clotheslines Ana. Alexis spots a large chunk of glass and picks it up. The referee gets right in her face and warns her not to use it.. Alexis pushes the ref out of the way and dives ontop of Ana.. Ana catches Alexis's arm before it makes contact with her face.. The ref quickly calls for a bell... Falcoon - Good call! Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. The referee has disqualified Alexis Cage. Therefore Anastasia is granted one fall! Kissens - He can't fucking do that! Falcoon - This match isn't a No DQ! It was the right thing to do! 5:21 Alexis stands up and treads towards the ref. She grabs him by the collar, he calls for the bell immediantly. Missy Janson - The referee has disqualified Alexis Cage again. Anastasia leads this match 2-0! Kissens - Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!? Burst - Alright.. Alright.. That one. That was a little shady. Falcoon - You can't grab a ref! Burst - I'd let her grab me! Falcoon - Yeah and the crazy bitch would bite it off! Alexis balls up her fist and is about to strike the ref when suddenly from behind Ana rolls her up.. 1...2...3! Missy Janson - Anastasia has scored a pinfall! Falcoon - 3 to 0! Kissens - Hey dick head.. Look at the stages score! Burst - She told you!... Dickhead. 4:49 Alexis rolls out of the pin and tries to get back on her feet, before she can Ana dives on her, she pulls her over on her stomach.. Death Trap!! Alexis quickly taps out. Missy Janson - Anastasia has scored a pinfall! Falcoon - This match is a fuckin blow out! Ana releases the hold and Alexis rolls through a small pile of glass that jabs her in the side as she plops out of the ring onto the floor. The referee begins his 10 count as Alexis tries to regain herself. She looks up at the clock and shakes her head, knowing it's impossible to get 4 pinfalls in 4 minutes. She turns back to the commentary table and signals for a lighter... Jackie quickly retrieves a bic from her pocket and tosses it to Alexis. Alexis grabs the butane torch from earlier and sparks it up.. She slides back into the ring with it, Ana darts under the ropes to the outside, Alexis chases her! Burst - Being burnt isn't fun.. AT ALL! 3:32 They run around the ring, Ana stops and grabs a chair, Alexis turns the corner and Ana plants her with the chair! The butane rolls out of her hands and the ref calls for the bell... Missy Janson - Alexis Cage has been awarded a disqualification fall! The score is Alexis 1, Ana 4! Kissens - Brilliant strategy by Alexis Cage! Falcoon - I have to admit, that was smart. Ana picks up the torch and grins.. She steadily stands over Alexis and turns the torch up higher.. She lowers her body down and the ref calls for another bell! Missy Janson - Alexis Cage has been awarded another disqualification fall! The score is Alexis 2, Ana 4! Falcoon - Ana don't throw away this match! Kissens - Alexis is brilliant! The ref slides out of the ring and grabs Ana's arm with the torch. He warns her once again but she pushes him away.. Alexis suddenly jolts and kicks the torch right out of Ana's hand.. It flies through the air and lands on Nick Burst's lap! Burst - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU FUCKING CUNTS! Falcoon - aahahhaa NICK! You can't say that word! Burst - CUNT CUNT CU(CENSORED!) (CENSORED!) (CENSORED!) (CENSORED!) Kissens - HAHAHAHA! The censored missed like HALF that! Falcoon - ahahaha oh my god! They burnt your weiner! Burst - That's it! That's fucking it! I'm outta here. Fuck this place. Falcoon - Nick it was an accident.. I think. Kissens - Nick come back! Burst - FUCK YOU! 2:04 Nick Burst walks past the women fighting and flips them both off. Ana drops a quick elbow across Alexis's chest. She pulls Alexis up and whips her into the side of the guard rail. Ana jumps onto the ring aprion then missle drop kicks Alexis's in the chest against the guard rail! Ana lands somewhat hard on the floor but manages to climb right to her feet, holding her left hip and limping a bit. She grabs Alexis's arm and runs her right into the aprion of the ring! Ana grabs her by the waist band and tosses her back into the ring. :55 Ana follows her back into the ring, knowing she already has the victory sealed she simply rests by the turnbuckle for the next round.... Falcoon - I know this kind of seems like a down point to the match, but these two have been at it for well over an hour, this is the end of the 7th match and they deserve this break. Kissens - A minute of down time is more than justifiable.. :29 Alexis rolls over and crawls onto her feet... She charges for Ana in the corner, they tie up by the turnbuckle.. Ana knees her in the stomach then grabs her by the head and runs up the turnbuckle.. The Demise! Both women are down and out on the mat... The final seconds tick away and a buzzer rings across the crowd. Missy Janson - Ladies and gentlemen.. The winner of this stage.. Anastasia! Falcoon - We're going into the 8th stage and the score is Alexis 4, Ana 3. Kissens - Interference time! Missy Janson - The next stage is scheduled for an Interference match! Falcoon - Every 2 minutes a wrestler will be allowed to run in from the back and help either of these two women for two minutes! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Both women are back on their feet... Alexis takes to the ropes and slides between Ana's legs, she kicks Ana in the ass and sends her belly first into the ropes then tries for a quick roll up.. 1...2 Ana kicks out! Alexis pushes her away and climbs back to her feet, grabbing Ana on the way up. She hooks Ana's head in the DDT position but goes for a twist of fate! Ana quickly counters by driving her shoulders into Alexis's gut until they reach the ropes. Alexis still has Ana's head locked and tries again for a twist of fate! Falcoon - Alexis is determined to hit that move! Ana pulls away and leaps for a high round house kick. Alexis ducks it then springboards off the middle rope, she kicks Ana in the chest with a van daminator! Alexis again springboards off the ropes, this time leaping into a moonsault that lands right on Ana's body into a pin! ..1...2...Ana kicks out just as the buzzer sounds... Falcoon - Who's first? Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System... PA System - I wanna get psycho! Falcoon - Ohhh crap! Kissens - This is it baby! Alexis is about to clintch the victory here! Kaige darts down the ramp with his cast off.. He slides under the bottom rope with his kendo stick. He glares at both women and shakes the stick on the ground. He stalks behind Alexis as she gets to her feet..... Kissens - Kaige you better not! You better not fucking hit Alexis! Falcoon - I think he's come to his senses! Hit her! Kaige taps the stick on the ground once more then brings it up ready to strike! At the last second he pushes Alexis out of the way and cracks Ana in the head with the kendo stick! Falcoon - Ahh son of a bitch! Kaige drops the stick then drops to the mat. Locked Up!! The referee signals Kaige that his 30 seconds are up but he refuses to break the hold! Suddenly Colton Hurst darts down the ramp and slides into the ring.. Trent Steel follows him out wielding his brick hammer! Kissens - The buzzer didn't sound! That's a DQ! Alexis wins! Hurst kicks Kaige in the side of the head. The referee shrugs seeing that Hurst hasn't touched Alexis. Kaige slides under the bottom rope and Hurst follows him out, not noticing Trent sliding into the ring. The referee signals to trent not to do it! Dane Creed slides into the ring and pulls the hammer away from Trent! Creed swings the hammer, Trent ducks the attempt and from the side Alexis springboards off the middle rope and kicks Creed in the head. Trent clotheslines him out of the ring and both men tumble over the top rope. Alexis screams at Creed and flips him the bird.. Suddenly from behind Ana rolls her up.. 1...2...3! Falcoon - It's going to stage 9! Kissens - What!? WHAT!? Noooo! Missy Janson - The winner of this stage... tieing up the competition... Anastasia!! The brawls continue all over the ringside area. Mrs. Morningrod steps out on the ramp with a mic. Mrs. Morningrod - Enough! I am barring EVERYONE from ringside this last match! But! To make things interesting.. You four can set up the ring with any weapons and hide the title. A group of 20 security guards come down the ramp to keep the order. They bring shoping carts full of weapons down. The four men begin setting up the ring. Kaige grabs a stop sign and the WoW title and plant them in the ring. He slides out and quickly dives over the barrier and into the crowd wanting nothing to do with it. Falcoon - Kaige could give a shit less about this. The other three finish the set up and are escorted up the ramp and to the back. Falcoon - One on one for the gold in the 9th round! Missy Janson - The following stage is the FINAL of the 9 stages of hell match! It is the Fall From Grace match! Falcoon - They must drop through the hole in the top of the cell into the random object below then locate the title hidden inside the ring! Kissens - The title is hidden under that stop sign in the center. Look you can see the strap! (Ding, Ding, Ding...) Both women are on opposite sides of the ring when the cell drops. The bell sounds and both begin climbing straight up the side! The both crawl on the top and make their way towards the hole.. Alexis reaches it first then drops to her knees to climb in. Ana lands a low elevation drop kick that knocks Alexis backwards. Ana crawls over to the hole and grabs the edges, bracing herself to drop down. Falcoon - That's about a 15 foot drop to the ring. Kissens - Ironic how after all this mayhem they have to sacrifice their bodies to win it! Ana puts her legs into the hole and tries to drop down... She's jerked in mid air and he arm looks like it pops outta socket as Alexis grabs her hand at the last second. Ana struggles to get free but Alexis holds on tight then yanks her back up through the hole! Ana's legs catch on the edge of the hole and she tuggs to get Alexis off her. Falcoon - Alexis is trying her hardest to keep Ana outta the ring! Alexis lowers her head and bites Ana in the forehead, Ana struggles more then finally gives in and lets Alexis pull her up. Both women rush to their feet, Alexis tries to step right in through the hole but Ana plants her with a clothesline first! The cell wobbles a bit, Ana steadies herself then heads back towards the hole behind her. Falcoon - Thanks to the Kaige that "hid" the title, pretty much the first person to hit the inside of the cell will win the title. Kissens - You can see it clearly under that sign! Alexis grabs her ankle and tries to trip her, Ana kicks Alexis off.. Alexis jumps back to her feet... Ana turns and kicks her in the stomach.. Face buster on the top of the cell! Ana grabs her by the hair and drags her across the cell to the edge. Falcoon - Oh god! She's not gonna... Oh crap! Ana lifts her up, Alexis wobbles barely able to stand... Ana tries to push Alexis but Alexis grabs her by the arms! Kissens - Oh shit! Back up Gordie or they'll be in our laps! Ana manages to keep her footing and has to pull Alexis up with her so they both don't fall.. The tie up on the edge. Alexis fights to get away from the ledge, Ana drops out of the tie up and to her knees where she leg sweeps Alexis! Ana leaps up and grabs Alexis's legs in an airplane position...... She twirls Alexis around then releases her!! Falcoon - FUCKKK! INCOMI...................... CRASH!! Alexis lands back first, shattering the commentary table to pieces! The head sets are cut off the the picture goes blurry. The shot stays on Alexis for nearly 20 seconds, different angles cut around her body.. Falcoon leans down to check on Alexis. The commentary cuts back in. Falcoon - It's ironic that this same situation happened to Jesse Williams just a month ago today! Kissens - Oh my god... She... Is she alright? We go back to Ana who drops herself in through the hole. The canvas rocks as she lands hard ontop of the stop sign. Falcoon - Get the medics down here.. Ana quickly turns the stop sign over... She pulls out a belt... Kissens - Look in the ring! Gordie look! Falcoon - What the fuck..... Kissens - That's not the WoW title!! The look on Ana's face is one of shock and terror. You can see a panic attack coming on as she becomes frantic looking for the real WoW title. Falcoon - Here comes the medics... Where the hell is the title? Kaige leaps the guard rail from behind and drops to his knees next to Alexis... He takes her hand and strokes it gently then looks back into the ring. Falcoon - Kaige get her help! A devilish grin floats across his face as he stands and walks over to the cell..... and looks in at Ana. Ana stops, feeling his eyes on her. She turns and they stare at each other. Kaige slowly reaches under his shirt and pulls out the WoW title. Kissens - Fucking brilliant!!!!! Falcoon - Sick! That sick fuckin'... I can't believe this! Kaige dangles the title back and forth, Ana kicks the cell trying to collapse the wall... Kaige turns away and lays the title on Alexis's chest then drops down to scoop her up. Falcoon - After all that... All that it ends like this! The bell sounds as the OWF logo spins and in the background Missy's voice fades out into the arena full of boos... Missy Janson - Here is your winner... And STILLLLLLL WoW Champion... ALEXIS.. CAGE! |
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