(The camera flickers, then in a black screen these words scroll up from the bottom and remain in the center of the screen for several second...)

~Due to the vulgar obsanities and uneditted showings, that the Outsider Wrestling Federation has aired, the USA Network would like to take its right to any OWF airings on the USA Network off. This can be done, without the legal hassle because of OWF reach of contract. It the USA/OWF contract, it is stated on paragraph two, under headings and guidelines, section 3, clause 6.. That anything from the Outsider Wrestling Federation must be edited and cut to the best of views from the USA Network, and must consist of no vulgar profanities nor should it contain anything unapproiate from family entertainment broadcasting. Which includes: nudity, obseen gestures, or racism. USA has given the OWF multiple warnings, and yet they have still seemed to ignore our requests in everyway possible. Within the reach of contract it states that the USA Network must, infact let the OWF have one more broadcast on their network, then it can be imediantly be canceled and all contracts disposed. Sincerly - Paul C. Fiendman USA Network CEO~

(The scene fades, drowning out those words as the OWF logo pops up, you are taken outside of the arena, slowly a long black stretch limo arrives.. The brakes squeel slightly inside the underground parking area, the driver puts the car in park then rushes to the backdoor, he opens it and slowly a figure emerges from within, Before he gets a chance to step out, you hear the squeeling of tires and the camera looks up to the enterance way to the parking lot, a large black hummer with a lisences plate that reads "OWF 2" is speeding towards a black car thats parked outside the arena, the man attempts to get outta the car, but as he does the door crushes as the hummer makes impact with it! The hummer continues to push towards the back of the car, crushing it against the wall, screams of pain echo from inside the car as the scene fades to the arena. The fans stand on their feet to witness the last Dead End show. Chants of "DOUBLE V" fill the arena, and signs are held all over that read 'Welcome Home Vinny!'.. The camera cuts to Nick and Toby as they are awaiting action.)

Burst - Holy Shit! That was Matt Danks in that car!

Wilks - How do you know?

Burst - I know that car from anywhere! The bastard passes me every morning, I can't keep up with him!

Wilks - Who was in that hummer? And was that Vinny Vegas in the limo?

Burst - Do I look like a mind reader dumbass?

Wilks - Watch it Nick, the cencores may get you.

Burst - Fuck the cencores! And fuck USA Network! You see that shit? They are pullin OWF Dead End!

Wilks - I noticed. I recieved the memo this morning.

Burst - What? Why didn't you tell me?

Wilks - I forgot.

Burst - You fuckin moron! How could you forget something that important?

Wilks - Acctually, just didn't feel like telling you! Sorry!

Burst - Ah go to hell, you sorry...

(The camera goes backstage to Steven Lacross's lockerroom. shellie and steven are talking, Steven turns his attention to the camera man as he begins to speak.)

Steven Lacross - Joe Franco...you drunk son of a bitch you better drink up because I am gonna kick your ass all around colorado then stop at home in Tucson....smoke a bowl then fuckin kick your ass back up here.....

(Steven and Shellie slam the door as they walk out of the room..)

Wilks - Ok, man they are odd. WELL, anyway OWFites we have a great card for you tonight! Only 2 events away from OWF Blood Bath which will take place on the 26th, boy will that be a great event.

Burst - The best ever. And it will only be on Pay Per View, that way we can say whatever the FUCK we want!

Wilks - Tonight we decide who one of the people will be fighting for the world title at Blood Bath, as Joesph Storm and Jesse Williams go one on one to determine the winner of the Road to Glory Semi Finals!

Burst - Oh that should be good.. Pfff... I have seen better matches in XW!

Wilks - Really?

Burst - Well.. no.. But it was a funny thought!

Wilks - That it was.. almost scary though! Lets get to the ring for some action.

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Shellie LaCross.. Steven LaCross!

PA System - I don't think you trust in I, Selfrighteous Suicide, I cry when angels deserver to DIE!

(Chop Suey by System of a Down hits the PA system and Steven Lacross along with Shellie make their way to the ring.)

Missy Janson - And his oppenent.. Being accompanied by Mr. Pickles and Joe Verison 1/2... Joe Franco!

(The lights go out in the arena as Boy Hits Car's soothing sounds fill your ears.  Suddenly the song picks up and it's no longer soothing, infact it's almost painfull.  Suddenly a durnken form of a man with his midget companion and penguin manager appear at the top of the entrance ramp. The three stumble down the ramp (yes even a penguin can stumble) slowly entering the ring.  Franco stands up to his full height, shakes his head and is amazingly battle ready by the time the music stops.)

Franco and Lacross stare each other down from the opposite side of the ring, Mr Pickles flies up and sits on Francos shoulder. Franco begins speaking with the pengiun, then nods his head as the pengiun leaps off his shoulder and flies down to the floor. Lacross rushes at Franco, wasting little time, he grabs Franco by the shoulders and knees him in the stomach, then delivers a hard chin drop! Franco stands up undazed as the alochol has made him numb, his tongue is bleeding from where he bit down on it during the last move. He tastes the blood then looks down at his pengiun friend at ringside...

Franco - Het Mr Pickles.. Does blood kill a buzz?

Mr Pickles - It could.

Franco looks at Lacross, angry as ever.. He grabs Lacross by the hair and tosses him against the turnbuckle then begins laying boots on his midsection. Joe Verison 1/2 grabs Lacrosses foot and holds him as Franco backs up then delivers a stumbling drunken splash manover. Shellie runs to the side of the ring and grabs the midget, she lifts him up and he leans down and kisses her right on the lips! Shellie spits in disgust then tosses the midget on the ground, he stands and smiles.. brushing himself off. In the ring, Steven has Franco by the head, slaming Francos face against the top turnbuckle.. It does it four times then Franco falls to the mat, he attempts to pull himself up, but is too weak.. Steven grabs his right leg and pulls him into the center of the ring. Steven flips off the crowd then puts Franco in a figure 4. Franco screams out in pain, Mr Pickles flys over the top rope and dives at Lacross, pecking him in the nose. The penguin begins a brutal nibbling attack on Lacross, until Lacross is covered in blood from the bites. He releases the hold and stands up, Franco grabs the ropes and slowly pulls himself up, he looks towards the crowd as he sits on his knees, Shellie Lacross jumps up from below the aprion and screams and sticks her tongue out.. Franco screams back, frightened of the woman, she leans over and jabs him in the eyes, he falls backwards on the mat holding his heart and closing his eyes. Steven kicks him in the face then lifts him to his feet.. He hooks Franco under and delivers a harsh vertical suplex! Steven then grabs Francos legs, he hooks him in a sharp shooter! Franco is reaching out in pain, tryin to get the ropes, The midget pulls himself on the ring aprion and pulls out a bud light. Francos eyes light up and he reaches with all his might to get the bud light.. He finally reaches the ropes and Steven releases the move. Steven stands up and kicks Franco in the back, Franco grabs the beer from Joe Verison 1/2 and protects it from being hit. He jumps up and runs to the corner, he guzzles down the beer and charges at Steven, like popyee after eating spinage. But Steven counters the clothesline attempt by the drunken man, and puts him in an arm bar. Steven holds the move for several seconds then releases it. He drags Franco to his feet.. He hooks a dazed Franco.. Selfrighteous Suicide Bomb! Steven covers, Franco looks at the midget as he stands on the aprion, the midget cheers for Franco then begins yelling "do it for the porno!" ..1...2... Kickout by Franco!! Steven can't believe it, he drags himself up then kicks at Franco, Franco is lifted up and shot into the ropes.. Franco grabs the ropes and Steven tries for a big boot to the face, Franco grabs Stevens foot and flips him, making Steven land on his back. Steven stands up and is met by a by to the stomach.. SCREWDRIVER! Franco covers.. 1...2...3..

Missy Janson - Here is your winner... Joe Franco!

Burst - That damn dirty penguin, that son of a bitch gets on my nerves!

Wilks - Franco takes home a win, great debute by him and his pals.

Burst - The guys insane, can you not see that? He talks to penguins!

Wilks - Hes not insane, hes just.. Drunk!

Burst - Ah, maybe thats it! Anywho, hes still a dumbass.

(Suddenly the scene fades backstage.. There sits Joseph Storm, preparing for his match.. The lights cut out and you hear him yell 'SHIT'. You hear the clanking of metal, and when the lights come on, the door is left open and Storm is hung up in a bed of barbwire.. He yells in pain as he tries to pull it off him, ripping his skin open further. Suddenly the light flicks off again, You hear another clank and Storm screams.. The light comes back on and you see Storm, now laying on his back, still trapped in barbwire, his PDA title is nowhere to be found. The camera soon fades back to the commentary booth.)

Burst - What the hell was that about?

Wilks - Looked like Storm took a beating to me..

Burst - No shit surelock. But why where the lights turned off twice?

Wilks - Don't ask me..

Burst - Thats right, your just paid to sit there and act gay.

Wilks - Am not!

Burst - Oh thats right, your not acting!

Wilks - Wa.. What?

Burst - Shut up and do your job quier.

Wilks - Nick, one of these days I am gonna...... Err.. Fans lets get to our next match!

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And a handicap match! Coming to the ring at this time.. The team of Havok and Graphic Violence!

PA System - I saw a star beneath the stairs, glowing through the mountain walls, who will be the first to begin their fall...or will we become one.

(Havok and GV slowly emerge from the dark entrance way behind a cloud of smoke blown out by Havoks Lucky Strike cigarette. They stands in the center of the ramp as Havok cracks his neck, then takes off his jacket and drops it to the ground. His chest expands with a deep breath of air, he lets it out then takes one last drag of his cigarette and tosses it off the ramp and they make their way to the ring.)

Missy Janson - And their oppenent... Samuel Kruz!

(4U by Korn hits the pa as the crowd stands on their feet cheering and chanting SK SK,it eckos in the ears of everyone watch at home and in attendece.And out steps their hero SK he struts to the ring holding up his hands in the air as he enters the ring and awaits his opponent.)

The bell sounds as Havok and Graphic Violence looks across the ring to their frightened oppenent.. GV grabs Kruz and holds him in a headlock, Havok grabs Kruz's legs and lifts them up, they both slam him hard to the mat! Havok lifts Kruz up and places him in a vertical position then grabs his head and plants him a a DDT! Graphic Violence picks up Kruz and hooks him under then lifts him up, Havok grabs Kruzs legs and they slam him to the mat with a helping powerbomb! Kruz lays unconscience on the mat, Havok lifts him up and puts him up for a vertical suplex, GV stands on the top rope measuring him up, then leaps off plowing Kruzs neck into the mat. GV steps outside of the ring and grabs a table, setting it up at ringside. Havok grabs Kruz and lifts him up to the top turnbuckle, he gains his balance and places Kruz under.. He lifts Kruz up... Powerbomb from the top rope through the table at ringside!!! They plow through the table and Havok covers him, 1...2...3...

Missy Janson - Here are your winners.. Havok and Graphic Violence!

Wilks - Well thats a big suprise.

Burst - No its not, it was 2 on 1, you knew theyd win.

Wilks - I was being sarcastic.

Burst - So was I jack ass.

PA System - K, O, to the motha fuckin' Z!

(The UIF theme hits the PA, suddenly Kozmo, a battered Joseph Storm, and a limping Matt Danks make their way to the ring. Havok and GV stand in the center of the ring ready to fight them off. Kozmo is the first to climb on the aprion, as he pulls himself in the ring.. He looks at Havok then at GV then pulls a mic from his pocket and begins to speak..)

Prez Kozmo - Settle your asses down, I'm not here to fight anyone. I'm here on a propisition! Havok, congrats on the win tonight. You desurve better then to be teamed with GV, in fact you desurve alot better! A bigger contract, more women, more fame.. You know, all the benefits of bein U.i.F.. All you gotta do.... Is drop the dead weight.

(Havok turns and looks at Graphic Violence, then back at Kozmo. He shakes his head, then grabs the mic and speaks.)

Havok - Sorry... But its all about the buisness!!

(Havok turns quickly, letting the mic hit the mat. He kicks GV in the stomach then delivers a genocide! Kozmo takes the U.I.F. shirt from Storm and tosses it to Havok, Havok gladly slips it on as Kozmo picks up the mic and begins to speak..)

Prez Kozmo - Don't think we are outta the picture yet DK! We are far from it. Oh and these little games that your playing VINNY VEGAS!!! They're gonna end, because as soon as I catch you, your ass is grass mother fucker! You EVER attack one of my guys again, and you'll be at contract disposal so fast it will spin your head!

(Kozmo hands the mic to Matt Danks.)

Danks - Which brings me to my point. DK, you sure you really wanna trust Vinny Vegas? I mean, the man is 'so' loyal to ASW! Didn't you stop and take ONE SECOND, to think that maybe, your being stooged? Your embaressing the OWF DK. Your idiotic tendeniacies have caused the OWF to be the laughing stock of federations, everyone can see it coming DK. Your being played by Vinny Vegas! And the funny part is, all the U.i.F. is gonna do, is sit back and enjoy every minute of it!

(Danks drops the mic.. All four of them step outta the ring, leaving GV out cold.)

Wilks - WOW, he had some good points.

Burst - I always new Vegas was a trader!

Wilks - Vegas isn't a trader Nick! This is Vinnys home!

Burst - Or so you think... What if he moved!?

Wilks - Shut up. So speaking of Vegas, I thought he was sapouse to be here tonight.

Burst - He is, remember.. Kozmo said Vegas is the one doin the attacks!

Wilks - I don't think thats Vegas.

Burst - Then tell me wise ass.. Who was in the limo?

Wilks - Um... Well.. Lets get to our next match!

Burst - Thats what i thought. Score one for the Burst man!

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a 4 way elimination Cruiserweight title match! Coming to the ring at this time... Making his return to the OWF.... Cloud Strife!

(The first few riffs of "A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park quietly fade up from nothingness. The lights dim to darkness and then flash in time with the two drum beats of the song. On the second set of drum beats Strife appears in the entryway, his head bowed, arms stretched up above his head. Slowly he walks down to the ring, his clothing clinging to his well toned body and he climbs up into the ring, sitting down in the far corner.)

Missy Janson - His first oppenent.. Phantom Dragon!

(The camera switches from the ring, and pans around backstage, to see Dragon sitting in the corner of the boiler room. "Keep Away" by Godsmack hits. And Dragon stands up. And is wearing his usual wrestling gear. A leather jacket with a flannel shirt wrapped around his waist with leather shorts and a black cut off t-shirt. Dragon walks out of the boiler room, and grabs a water, and walks through the curtains. As "Broody Outsider" is spelled out on the titan tron. And Dragon walks down the rampway, and steps inside the ring and sits in the corner and awaits his opponents.)

Missy Janson - Now making his way to the ring.. Basil Croft!

(Effected Notes start coming out of the PA system, and in enters drums)

PA System - Talk to me, can you listen to me now...

('Suffocate' by finger eleven begins as that hits the speakers, and continues to play, with the fans on their feet, screaming and cheering for the man himself. The chorus hits with the screaming of the word "WE", and pyros start going off everywhere. Basil Croft makes his way from behind the curtain, wearing a pair of baggy 32" ankle opening black pants, with red hemming, and a Fishnet longsleeve shirt. His hair is down, and flowing just around his eyes. The crowd is in an uproar, as he runs down the ramp, and slides into the middle of the ring. He gets up, and runs up the turnbuckles, flipping off backwards and landing on his feet. He turns around, and grins, waiting for the bell)

Missy Janson - And finally... DeShard Carrington!

(The lights dim. My rap world by Andre Nickatina begins to blare throughout the arena. DeShard emerges from the curtain. He walks to where the ramp begins and stops. Throws up a gang sign, then bows his head as the pyro rain begins to fall on him. He walks straight down the ramp not even awknowleging the fans goes under the ring and finds a table sets it up outside the ring and then gets in and waits for his opponent.)

PD and Basil start out on each other at the start of the bell. Basil tackles down Phantom and beats him down with hard rights and lefts as Deshard gains an advantage on Strife. Deshard scores with a DDT on Stife, then grabs Phantom from behind for a pumphandle slam. Basil goes to the top rope and leaps off at Deshard, but DC catches him into a face buster, and goes for the pin on Basil, 1...2...3!

Missy Janson - Basil Croft has been eliminated.

Burst - No wonder they call Basil the minute man.

Phantom rolls DC up from behind, but DC reverses it into a pin of his own, 1..2.. and Strife breaks it up. Strife tosses DC out of the ring and catapults himself out hitting him with a diving cross body. Strife rolls Phantom back into the ring, and Deshard hits Point Blank on Phantom! He covers, 1...2...3!

Missy Janson - Phantom Dragon has been eliminated.

Wilks - Down to DeShard Carrington and Cloud Strife.

Strife gets back into the ring and is met with a boot to the face from DC. Deshard picks him up for a powerslam, then follows up with a choke hold that is eventually broken up. Deshard picks Cloud up and lifts him onto his shoulders, but Strife falls off DC's shoulders behind him and hits a reverse brainbuster on Carrington! Strife climbs to the top rope, 450 splash into a pin! 1...2... and Deshard kicks out! Stife lifts Deshard up, super DDT! Strife keeps it locked on and picks Deshard up for another super DDT! He tries doing it again, but Deshard tosses Strife over his head, Deshard bounces off the ropes as Strife gets up, SPEAR FROM STRIFE ON DESHARD! Strife covers him, 1...2... and Deshard barely kicks out once again. Strife picks DC to his feet, but Deshard elbows Strife in the gut, AXE KICK ON STRIFE! Deshard picks Strife up, and throws him into the corner, Deshard goes up and hits a FRANKENSTEINER! Deshard pops right back up and goes to the top, Swanton Bomb! DC HITS IT!

Wilks - Cover him!

Deshard show boats and goes back to the top again, and signals for a Five Star Frog Splash, but Strife pops up and hops onto the top rope with Deshard, they punch at each other, but STRIFE HITS A TWIST OF FATE FROM THE TOP ROPE ON DESHARD! Cloud picks up DeShard and goes for the Six-Oh-Seven, but DeShard counters it into a Cobra Clutch. Cloud fights it off and as the ref looks at the time keeper, Cloud low blows DeShard, and goes for the Six-Oh-Seven and connects it! Cloud covers him, 1..2...3!

Missy Janson - Here is your winner and NEW OWF Cruiserweight Champion.. Cloud Strife!

Wilks - Cloud captures the Cruiserweight title on his return to the OWF!

Burst - Ya and I shit gold.. Does anyone really give a damn?

Wilks - I happen to think Strife is awesome to tell you the truth.

Burst - So he is the miracle kid.. So what? What are you trying to say?

Wilks - Are you implying something towards me?

Burst - If I where doing that, you would know! I would just come out and say it you seman slurper.

Wilks - Knock it off nick...

(The camera interupt them as the scene shifts backstage.. Jackie Kissens has just come out of her bathroom, she has a tear in her eye as the camera sees she is holding something. Her tears increase as she sits down in a chair.. the camera zooms in to show a pregnancy test in her hand..ITS PINK LINED! The camera fades back to the commentary booth.)

Burst - Ho..Ly.. shit!

Wilks - Was that a pregnancy test?

Burst - Nice observation seeing how your a virgin and all!

Wilks - Am not. I have a question.. If Jackies pregnant.. Whos the daddy?

(Both men are quiet for several seconds.. Looking odly into the camera.)

Wilks - Lets go to the ring...

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fal and a road to glory tournament match! Coming to the ring at this time... Fury!

(The camera pans the arena, as the lights go out and then turn back on but are now flickering blue lights with a purple strobe light.  Eternal by Slipknot now begins to play as none other than The Ultimate Thug, Fury makes his way out from behind the curtain with KDS and ThugTV security all around him.  He makes his way down to the ring, as the fans are chanting Fury! Fury! Fury! Fury! Fury gets into the ring, cold and calculated as he awaits his opponent, or VICTIM!)

Missy Janson - And his oppenent.. Matt Danks!

PA System - ALL I KNOW IS MONEY MAKING HOES AND SMOKING ENDO! CAUSE THIS IS NO LIE! ALL MY NIGGAS BE GETTING HIGH!

("Wrap Sumden" By Nelly ft. St Lunatics blares over the PA system as Matt Danks steps out casual and anything. He just struts down to the ring with a cigarette in one hand and a bottle of water in the other. He tosses the bottle either at the crowd or at his opponent then slides in. He lights a lighter and spits the 'water' out, however it is lighter fuel and it ignites in a huge flame with Matt Danks grinning.)

Danks shakes his head as he looks at Fury, Fury nods and runs at Danks.. They tie up and Danks gets the upper hand, tossing Fury to the mat with a hip toss. Fury stands up and they tie up yet again.. Danks again get the advantage pushing Fury towards the mat, Fury regains a little strength in the grapple and leans up kneeing Danks in the stomach, Danks doesn't break the grapple, he turns Furys hands around, twisting him into a 180 hold on his hand, Danks quickly releases his hands and grabs Furys head and falls giving him a reverse DDT! Fury lays against the mat, attempting to catch his breath, Danks hits the ropes and delivers a leg drop, Fury quickly rolls out of the way and Danks misses, Fury grabs Danks by the head and tosses him through the middle rope. Fury climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, hitting Danks with a missle drop kick from the top rope to ringside! Fury stands and kicks Danks twice in the ribs then lifts him and rolls him into the ring, Fury climbs on the ring aprion but Danks grabs his foot nd yanks it out from under him, Fury hit his chin on the top rope the falls backwards onto the ground outside the ring! Danks stand up and looks down over the top rope at Fury, Danks grabs the rope and leaps off, prepelling himself high in the air, Fury stands, but Danks lands on him smashing him to the ground again! Danks picks up Fury and tosses him into the guard rail, Danks then runs and delivers a splash to Fury against the gaurd rail. Danks picks Fury up and rolls him into the ring.. Danks climbs the top turnbuckle and leaps off nailing Fury with a huge elbow drop! Danks lift Fury up.. LAST TOKE! 1...2...3...

Missy Janson - Here is your winner and advancer... Matt Danks!

Wilks - Well Matt Danks will at least compete for the US or World title at the Pay Per View, depending on how he does in the next round!

Burst - Danks is goin all the way to the world title.

PA System - BE PREPARED!!!! 'Cause I am....Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the....... FLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

(Bodies by Drowning Pool begins to play. Danks looks to the entranceway, but there is no Tann. Finally, the music begins to fade out. Danks looks pretty cocky in the ring, pointing to the entrance way and giving Tann the bad mouth. Suddenly, the intro kicks in and 'Bodies' begins to play again. And once again, by the time the second verse starts up, there's no Tann. The music fades out, and Danks is even more cocky. Suddenly, the lights go out. The intro kicks in, and the music plays again. When the lights fade back in, Danks is glaring up at the entranceway talking shit.)

Danks - Motha Fucker! Get your pussy ass down here and fight like a man!

Burst - AH! Behind you!!

(Bryan Tann is standing behin Danks! He's got a baseball bat in hand. When Danks turns around, Tann DRILLS him with the bat! That shot busts Danks WIDE open! As Danks attempts to get up, Tann gets him in a double underhook looking he's setting him up for The Pedigree, instead of dropping to his knees, Tann drops to his ass, yet still driving Danks' head into the mat! There's a HUGE blood spot where Dan! ks' head hit. Tann then stands up, glaring down at Danks' unconcscious body. Tann then picks up the bat again, and this time begins to go to town on him! Beating his ribs with the bat with no mercy. When refs rush down to the ring, Tann begins swinging ghe bat at them, chasing them out of the ring. He then DRILLS Danks in his right knee! The pain of that shot wakes Danks up as he YELLS in pain! Tann the pulls him up, hooking in the Tannmission. As he chokes Danks out, he suplexes him over, causing Danks' head to hit the mat and his neck to take an awkward position. Danks is holding the back of his neck kicking and screaming in pain as Tann gives him the gym teachers hankie, and just walks off.)

Wilks - This is BMF night all the way!

Burst - No way, U.I.F. will come back before the end of the night, you watch!

Wilks - Tann is waiting in the ring, as he rolls Danks out.

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a road to glory tournament match! Already in the ring.. Bryan Tann!

(Tann smirks as the camera show him in the ring.)

Missy Janson - And his oppenent.. From the X-Plicit Ballaz.. Michael Carrington!

(Michael Carringtons music hits....He walks out with Jennifer his first lady in charge. He walks out and the fans erupt and the pyro explodes....Michael Carrington and Jennifer walks down the ramp and looks at everybody...Slapping hands and everything...They finally get in the ring....And he stands there with his arms out and Jennifer standing on the side of him looking sexy and the pyro explodes in the ring...Then Michael and Jennifer walks to their corner...)

The bell sounds and Tann and Mike lock up. Carrington trips Tann and lifts him back up into a chop to the chest. Carrington sends Tann into the ropes and catches him for a spinning Spinebuster! Carrington gets up and drags Tann into the corner as Mike begins to put the boots into Tann's upper body. Carrington lifts Tann up the top turnbuckle in a sitting position, and is looking for a super plex, but Tann counters with a front brain buster! Tann flexes his whole body as he goes nuts in the middle of the ring getting the crowd hyped. Carrington gets back up and tries to surprise Tann with a super kick to the chest area but Tann blocks it by catching Mike's leg and kicking him square in the balls! The ref warns Tann, but he ignores him and picks Carrington back up, electrifying DDT hard to the mat sending Carrington's head straight down first! Tann begins punching Mike in the face repeatedly, then applies a figure 4 leglock! The ref is checking to see if Carrington is gonna tap, but Carrington fights the pain and makes it to the ropes! Tann keeps the hold on for a few more seconds before breaking it. Tann grabs the top rope and jumps down bringing all his weight down on Carrington's knee, again and again. Tann lifts Carrington to his feet, picks him up for a powerbomb, but Carrington falls off the back and spins Tann around, neck breaker to Tann! Carrington hits a leg drop and covers, 1...2.. and Tann kicks out. They both race to their feet and Tann blocks a punch from Carrington, as Carrington does the same to Tann, but Carrington then grabs Tanns arm and pulls Tann towards him, then connects with a spinning kick hitting Tann in the back of the head. Carrington grabs on of Tann's legs on the mat, and stomps on the back of his thigh, but Tann kicks Carrington in the face before he can do it again. Carrington turns around holding his face as Tann rolls him up into a pin from behind, 1...2.. and Carrington gets his shoulder up before the refs hand hit for the 3 count. Tann gets up a moment before Carrington, and Tann swings at Carrington, but Mike ducks and grabs Tann from behind, German Suplex into a pinning combo, 1...2... and Tann just barely squirms out of it! Carrington argues with the ref as Tann goes to the top rope, MISSILE DROP KICK! TANN MISSES CARRINGTON AND NAILS THE REFEREE! Carrington grabs Tann, DRIVE BY! Carrington covers.

Wilks - The ref is out cold, Carrington has this one though!

Burst - Haha, serves that loser right.

Wilks - What the hell is this?

Burst - That's Vincent Valentine, one of the newest additions to the OWF Roster!

Wilks - What's he comin out here for?

Valentine enters the ring as Carrington gets up to check on the ref, Carrington turns around to see Valentine with a club and Carrington gets nailed right upside the skull with it, knocking him out cold! Valentine rolls Tann over on Carrington and taps the referee on the head as he runs out of the ring. The ref sees Tann pinning Carrington, 1...2....3!

Missy Janson - Here is your winner, and advancer in the Road to Glory Tournament.. Bryan Tann!

Wilks - Tann pulled it off! Tann won the match. He'll go on to meet Danks this Sunday in the deciding match one who will go to Blood Bath to fight for the world title!

Burst - Who cares, Danks is gonna take the title to the U.i.F. and you know it!

Wilks - Acctually my moneys on Tann.

Burst - Well if you have money to blow, I guess thats the way to do it.

Wilks - We all have our own opinions..

(The camera cuts backstage where Prez Kozmo is talking to the head security guard.)

Prez Kozmo - If Tann comes out anymore tonight, you arrest his ass for battery.. you got that?

Security Guard - Yes sir!

(The scene fades to the ring.)

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a road to glory semi finals match! Coming to the ring at this time... Jesse Williams!

(The lights get centered on the stage, and a few seconds later..."Brainstew" by Greenday starts up..and Jesse Williams walks out..the fans go nuts for the former World Champ. He has a bottle of water in his hand...he runs to the ring and slides in...he runs up to the turnbuckle and jumps onto the second rope, and he opens the water, he drinks some and pours the rest over his head and he holds his hands up, he jumps off the turnbuckle, and gets ready for his match)

Missy Janson - And his oppenent.. Representing the U.i.F... Joseph Storm!

(The lights go out and thunder and lighting is heard. "You can't do a damn thing now...!". Lighting strikes the mat and the lights flicker untill the lights get full power. Now you here a dog growling and at the same time guns beging cocked. "Thug Luv" by Tupac & Bone Thug and Harmony, starts to blast over the P.A System and as the entrance ramp fills with smoke. The smoke settles and there stands Joseph Storm in his wrestling attire, and a Joseph Storm no sleeve, no sides shirt, that reads "Ya' Might See It Coming..." in a dark blue and bleeds a light baby blue, with his legs spread, his arms up and his hands in fists. Joseph poses for a bit then begins to walk down the entrance ramp. When he passes the camera you can notice the back of his shirt. It reads "But You Can Do A DAMN THING!!" in the same bleeding blue font. Joseph rolls into the ring and takes off his shirt and throws it out the ring and sits on the top turnbuckle waiting for the bell to ring.)

Storm and Williams walk to the center of the ring to confront each other.. Storm pushes Jesse as words exchange and tempers flare. Jesse hits the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt by Storm, Storm shoots himself off the ropes and as Jesse turns around he hits Jesse with a cross body block. Jesse quickly pushes him off, Storm leaps to his feet and punches Jesse in the face, Storm throws 4 good punches then is pushed off by Jesse as he punches Storm back, Jesse grabs Storm and send him into the turnbuckle, Jesse steps back and runs a Storm, Storm moves and grabs Jesses head and slams it against the turnbuckle! Jesse wobbles the slides out of the ring, he leans down at ringside holding his head, Storm gets on the aprion and jumps off hitting Jesse with a double axe handle. Jesse stmubles to his feet and turns around punching Storm with all his might, Storm leans against the ring, facing away from Jesse.. Jesse walks over to Storm and grabs his shoulder, Storm turns around and hits Jesse with a beer bottle!!

Wilks - Hey, isn't that Francos beer bottle?

Burst - Are you kidding me? He can't afford bottles, he drinks beer like its soda!

Jesse is pulling the remains of the bottle out of his forehead, when Storm grabs his head and bulldogs him into the ground, driving the glass further into his head! Jesse lifts himself halfway up, Storm climbs up to the aprion with a chair.. he leaps off, Jesse quickly lifts him foot and Storm hits his face into the chair! Storm falls to the ground, throwing the chair towards the guard rail. Jesse stands up, with a piece of glass lodged into his head and grabs a set of cords, he pulls them, unpluging the spanish announce station and wraps Storm in the cords, hog tieing his feet, Jesse scoops Storm up in his arms and rolls him into the ring, Storm struggles in the cords.. But can't get free, Jesse grabs a table from under the ring and slides it in the ring, he sets it up then places Storm on it, he grabs another cord and ties Storm down on the table then climbs to the top rope... Jesse leaps off...Deep Frost!! Jesse covers.. 1...2...Storm frees an arm and punches Jesse in the head where the glass is, Jesse leaps up screaming in pain, Storm untangles himself and gets to his feet.. He runs at a seemingly unaware Jesse, but Jesse extends his leg, nailing Storm with a super kick!! Jesse covers..1...2...3...

Missy Janson - Here is your winner.. and advancer to the finals to fight for the world title.. Jesse Williams!

Wilks - Jesse will go to the finals!

Burst - Whoop Dee fuckin doo...

Wilks - I just got word in that Vegas, in fact is NOT here tonight! He was seen moments ago at the ASW Arena.

Burst - What? Then whos doing the attacks?

PA System - CLICK... CLICK... BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

(The fans are silent, Storm is now at the top of the enterance ramp.. Suddenly Master Dee rushes out from the back and nails Storm in the face with Storms PDA title! He hits Storm a couple more times then walks down to the ring to a series of cheers from the fans... Dee reaches into his pocket and pulls out a mic..)

Master Dee - theMASTER speaks and you all shall fucking listen! The OWF is back, and as soon as I got word of this.. well common people.. what would the OWF be without the man, with the original bad motha fucka, Master Dee? The man that back in the first run with the OWF took Godsmack to his limits and back! The supposed UNBEATABLE Godsmack, yeah right, not for the man made of stone anyways! The man that during the feud between the OWF and the FWF, the former self proclaimed world champ of the FWF, myself jumped ship for the OWF to show the FWF what real wrestling was all about and to put an end to the one and the only Dave "Da Bomb" Dexter! Yeah I would have taken that bitch out, except he kept on dodging me, doesnt surprise me at all. Alot of people fear me, and for good reason. Reasons? What are the reasons? Well what about earlier tonight???? Storm here, laying in his locker room... bleeding... dying, IT WAS FUCKING ME!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd cheers wildly!)

Master Dee - It was me, and why did I do it? Joseph Storm though, hah.

Burst - It was Dee? That bastard! I hate him!

Wilks - Settle down and listen.

Master Dee - Storm you walk around, and you make me sick of my fucking stomach! You call yourself the PDA champion! you dont even know what aggression is! BUT I WILL SHOW YOU FUCKING AGGRESSION! Storm what I did to you a second ago.. that is aggression, that is madness, THAT IS FUCKING INSANITY! And to be the PDA champion, you have to be a little insane, a little paranoid, a little crazy dont you? WELL I FUCKING AM! I AM A LOOSE FUCKING CANNON AND THERE ISNT NOONE IN THERE RIGHT MIND THAT WOULD STAND IN MY WAY! Yet you do? Why? You are the PDA champion, and I WANT THAT FUCKING title... I want it around my waiste, I want to feel the gold on my body, I WANT THE FEELING OF BEING A FUCKING STAR! Storm you dont deserve to be where you are right now, and that is why I am challenging you to a match next Dead End, next Wednesday night.. you and I.. for the PDA championship... and I will show you... hehehehe.. I will make you feel.... mwahaha.. all the pain and suffering THAT I HAVE! Storm you are next on the FUCKING HITLIST right to the top of the OWF, noone is safe! OWF, the end is near, BRACE YOURSELF!!!!!!!

PA System - K, O, to the motha fuckin Z!

(Kozmo storms out on the stage, then walks midway to the ring, stopping on the ramp, so that nobody can sneak up behind him. He brings the mic to his face as he begins to speak.)

Prez Kozmo - Who in the fuck invited you here tonight? What the hell do you think your doin in my ring? And what in gods name where you thinkin attacking my guys?

(Pauses)

Prez Kozmo - Wait.. don't answer, I don't wanna know.. You probably have some sick obsession with attacking people that I just would't understand.. In fact....

PA System - Yo.. Uh.. Yo Nigga! DK one 1!

(Prez DK steps out onto the enterance stage, he stands away from the curtain in fear of a behind attack. He brings a mic to his face, looking at both men.. Then begins to speak.)

Prez DK - Kozmo, shut the fuck up!

(The crowd cheers loudly and he continues to speak.)

Prez DK - And as for you Dee, you can't come out here and take the credit for what I did! I attacked Storm, I ran over Danks! Why you may ask.. Well this is why....

(Suddenly a man in the front row, just down from where Kozmo is standing leaps up out of his seat, he throws the wig he is wearing to the ground and tackles Kozmo, pumbling him.. and throwing wild punches to Kozmos face!)

Burst - Ahh! Thats Mark Stone! Hes got Prez Kozmo!

Wilks - Hes beating the hell outta Prez Kozmo too.. Koz desurves it!

(Suddenly Danks runs out, he throws a 2x4 at Prez DK, DK blocks it but Danks runs him over with a clothesline. Danks runs down to help Kozmo.. The lights suddenly flash!)

PA System - BE PREPARED!! Cause I am! Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....

(Tann takes off down the ramp like a bat out of hell with the very same baseball bat that he used to assault Matt Danks. He rushe up behind Danks and hits him with the Ball bat again! Joseph Storm rushes down the ramp, Tann turns around hitting him with the ball batt in the stomach. While Storm is doubled over, Tann drops the bat, and gets Storm in a front face lock and delievers 'The Aftermath' on the concrete! Tann moves Stone out of the way and grabs Kozmo.. AND HOOKS IN THE TANNMISSION!!! HE'S GOT IT HOOKED IN!!!! AND HE'S NOT LETTING GO! He drops to the ground and grapevines his legs around Kozmo to fully choke him out. Kozmo goes motionless, yet Tann still isn't letting go! Finally OWF Security rushes down to ringside to try and force Tann off. After Tann is forced to release the hold. He stomps Kozmo one last time. The cops then head down to apprehend Tann for his actions, he simply takes off from the crowd. The cameras show him running from the building to his Harley as the cops are in hot persuit!)

Wilks - Tann is making his get away!

(DK and Stone walk over and begin kicking Danks and Storm taking the last bit of energy out of them. Suddenly Havok rushes down the ramp! Havok hits DK from behind, knocking him off his feet with a knee sweep, he punches Stone twice, Stone hits him back...)

Wilks - Here comes the X-Plicit Ballaz!!!!!!!!

Burst - Greattttt.. What do those idiots want.

(Michael, DeJuan, and DeShard hit the ramp then tackle Havok.. They all begin to beat him to the ground. The Carringtons, Stone, and DK stand on the rampway under the downed U.I.F. Master Dee just watches as he stands in the ring stareing down Prez DK. The fans cheer as they see Tann standing high in the crowd pointing down to the ring. The scene fades as it shows the OWF Network logo.)

Wilks - We are outta time fans! On behalf of the entire OWF... FUCK YOU USA NETWORK!!!