| Color Code: Commentary - Red |
| DATE:
Wednesday July 05, 2000 EVENT: OWF Wednesday Rampage BROADCAST: MTV INC. 2000 All Rights Resurved. LOCATION: Indiana Speedway, Indianapolis, IN COMMENTATORS: Smokey Green, Nick Burst & Bobby Shavonie |
(The camera cuts to the parking lot. Mad Dog's truck pulls in. He gets out with the Hardcore title over his shoulder. Mad Dog starts heading inside. He gets closer to the arena when Lockdown runs out to talk to him.)
Lockdown - Hey Mad Dog that was a great match up last sunday.
(Lockdown sticks out his hand to shake Mad Dog's hand. Mad Dog stares at Lockdown, his face is cold and emotionless. Lockdown just stares back not knowing what to do. Mad Dog slowly sticks out his hand and shakes hands with Lockdown.)
Lockdown - Well good luck as Hardcore Champion.
(Lockdown turns around to leave but Mad Dog taps him on the shoulder.)
Mad Dog - Lockdown...
(Lockdown turns around.)
Lockdown - Yeah?
Mad Dog - ...Thanks.
(Mad Dog takes the Hardcore title off of his shoulder.)
Lockdown - Sure.
(Mad Dog quickly pulls the Hardcore title back and hits Lockdown in the face with it.)
Greene - I knew he was an idiot! Ha Ha thats the oldest trick in the book!
(Lockdown is on the ground, blood dripping from his mouth. Mad Dog spits in his face then continues inside.)
Shavonie - What's Mad Dog's Problem.
Burst - Idiocy.. Plain and simple!
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Jesse Williams and Venom each get to the top of the platform. Jesse pushes Venom off back first, and Venom falls onto Chaimber! Jesse then does a Swanton Bomb off going for Venom, but Halesz catches him, and gives him a Hangover 1! Kozmo, without seeing Halesz give Jesse his finisher, moves the KOed Venom over, and has Chaimber cover him, the sametime as Halesz covers Jesse! Kozmo counts, 1..2..3! Kozmo gets up, and tries lifting Chaimber to his feet to tell him one more to go, as Halesz stands to his feet to celebrate that he just beat his final opponent!
Ring Announcer - Chaimber scores his fall over Venom... And Justin Halesz scores his fall over Jesse Williams, making Justin Halesz, the NEEEW, OWF World Heavyweight Champion!!!
(Kozmo hears those words and turns to see Jesse lying unconscience, and Justin Halesz celebrating. Kozmo lets go of Chaimber in disbelief, and Halesz points for Kozmo to raise his hand. Kozmo slowly approaches Justin Halesz and he shakes his head, and shortly raises his hand for a split second. Kozmo out of frusteration, throws Venom into the quicksand and the fire as Venom begins sinking away unconscience!! The scene then fades with Justin Halesz holding up the World Title as he climbs the side of the platform.)
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(The scene slowly fades in on a sold out Indianapolis, Indiana arena. Where OWF has just invaded coming off a strong pay per view! The crowd is sold out and the fans are all on the edge of there seats. Signs are held all over the arena showing love for all there favorite wrestlers and stables. The camera slowly fades down upon the ring where red fire shoots from the turnbuckles, then fades to the commentary table to show Bobby Shavonie, Smokey Green, and Nick Burst who is escorted by two police officers that are standing behind him watching his every move.)
Shavonie - Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to OWF Wednesday Rampage! Where only days ago OWF rocked the nation with the best PPV ratings in OWF history!
Greene - But enough about that, nobody cares! The fans care about tonight.. and what a night it will be! Right Dick? I mean Nick?
Burst - Fuck you.
Shavonie - Here we go.. can't you guys go 5 minutes without fighting?
(Both Nick Burst and Smokey Greene look at each other then speak.)
Burst - NO!
Smokey - NO!
Shavonie - Well ok then.. Tonights card will be a good one, we have a sold out crowd on hand for this card which is dedicated to the memory or Drake Savage who was involved in a fatal accident Sunday.
Smokey - Basically.. He got his ass kicked!
Burst - Exactally.
Shavonie - Do you guys have no heart? The man died for the OWF Sunday!
Greene - And your point...
Shavonie - Ah the hell with it. Its time for the ten bell salute for Savage.
Ding...Ding....Ding....Ding....Ding....Ding....
PA System - Yo Richard, this on? HA! Hit me with a little bit of that N5H!.. The music keeps playin' mista duuuumbshit!
("My Time" begins to play as pyro shoots off on the ramp.. Blue strobe lights flow all over the arena then Prez DK and Commish Kozmo step out onto the ramp. The walk down to the ring both sporting small glass checkers tables. They both pull out there own mics and begin to speak.)
Ding...Ding....
Prez DK - You ring that god damn bell again and I'll shove it up your ass! 7 tolls is enough for that jack ass Drake Savage.
Greene - You tell em' DK!
Prez DK - Now.. Last night set the standard for all federations.. One that only the OWF can live up to! The hardcore matches, the title changes, and I must admit the main event was pretty damn impressive...
PA System -Don't fuck With The Best...You'll only end up dead like the rest...
(As soon as the words end The fans go nuts and 'Got The Life' By KoRn plays. You see Jesse Williams come out, dressed in Black menace jeans, and an open blue silk shirt that is showing his abs and pectoral muscles. He walks to the ring and he slides in, he pulls a mic out from his back pocket as he begins to speak after the fans quiet down)
Jesse Williams - At the Pay-Per-View, I had a match..
Kozmo - Good observation stupid ass.
Jesse Williams - I had a match that could make my career...or break it..I Know for a damn fact i had that match in my pocket, but Venom screwed it up...But you see, as the way Kozmo counted it, i was not supposed to lose, as he counted Chaimbers pin..but it doesnt matter..what ticks me off is that Fact that it hurt, like a bitch, but you see...Halesz i have not come out here to complain, but to congradulate you on your win...and further more...
(5...4...3...2...1...)
*BOOOOM*
('Back In Black' by AC/DC blares through the PA System and Justin Halesz walks out with the heavyweight title in one hand and singapore cane in the other...he walks to the ring and gets in, the music stops as Justin recieves a Mic)
Jesse Williams - Halesz, i didnt come out here to pout and cry but i am here to say this, You deserve that belt more than i do at times..congradulations...
Prez DK - Awww.. You know I almost hate to break this little warm fuzzy moment up but while you two love birds kiss and make up, I have issues to address. I am not sure who invited your asses out here in the first place but since your here we can discuss some things.
(The fans continue to boo Prez DK. He pauses for a second then continues to speak..)
Prez DK - Now I bet you wanna know what the main event at Blood Bath will be right? Well.. Since your both here I guess I can tell you right now.
Kozmo - Well how about... Halesz vs Williams?
Prez DK - How about a stairway to hell match?
Kozmo - Yeah how about it?
(The two men bust up laughing hestarically.. As they conclude with there laughter Prez DK speaks...)
Prez DK - Jesse.. You acctually think that your gonna get a shot Halesz at Blood Bath? HA HA HA! Get real!
Kozmo - This guy is as stupid as he looks!
Prez DK - I mean, we need ratings.. And well Jesse.. The fact of the matter is... Nobody can stand to watch your attempts at being the next AAM!
(They begin to laugh harder when Suddenly Jesse kicks Prez DK in the groin and lifts him up.. Kozmopolitian delivered by Jesse.. On Prez DK as it sends DK through the glass table in the ring! Kozmo then sees his oppertunity as he kicks Halesz in the groin and suplexes him into the glass table shattering it to pieces.. Kozmo goes for Jesse but misses as Jesse slides out of the ring. Kozmo helps Prez DK to his feet and the camera fades to the announcers table.)
Greene - Can you imagine if Prez DK would have gave Jesse that match?
Burst - OWF would have really sucked then!
Shavonies - I like Jesse.
Burst - You would!
Shavonie - Whats that sapouse to mean?
Greene - Plain and simply you Bob Saggot wannabe... Bobby... You suck!
Shavonie - Fuck you too... Lets get to the ring...
Ring Announcer - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a 15 minute time limit.. Coming to the ring at this time...Shooting Star!
(As his name is called Shooting Star approaches the ring.. He walks to ringside then climbs up and between the ropes.)
Ring Announcer - And his oppenent.. Sidewinder!
(As the lights to the stadium slowly darken to a blue tone, the crowd becomes hushed. Out of know where two large rockets one red and one blue cross each other on the entrance ramp as Crazy Train begins to boom over the pa. As the fans cheer for the arrival of SideWinder. As a shadow appears on the entrance ramp SideWinder steps out holding his baseball bat in hand. As he begins to look around Kacie also steps out behind him and they walk to the ring...)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Sidewinder steps into the ring and launches himself from the ropes as the bell tolls.. He catches Shooting Star and delivers a hard face smash against the mat on Star. Sidewinder stands and lifts Shooting Star up, he places star under his legs and lifts him into the air.. He holds Star on his shoulder for several seconds then pulls him down in a gorilla press slam! Shooting Star lays on the mat searching and gasping for air.. Sidewinder slowly acends the turnbuckle and makes it to the top... He looks down at Star and leaps off.. He nails Shooting Star with a frog splash!! He covers.. 1...
PA System - ... I like big butts and I cannot lie!!
Burst - Oh my god.. No!!
Greene - Don't look Bobby it will blind you!
Shavonie - And here comes the new womens league superstar Fatpiro!
Greene - Fat she definatly is!
Shavonie - Shes not fat.. Just big boned!
Burst - Yeah I'm big boned too!
(Fatpiro struts to the ring shaking her large plup ass.. She slides in and Shooting Star as well as Sidewinder jump to there feet.. Fatpiro struts up to Shooting Star and begins erotically dancing, she bumps him with her butt pushing him to the mat.. He quickly stands and requests for a mic..)
Shooting Star - What are you doing? This is my match! Get the hell outta here! If you wheren't a woman I'd kick your ass!
(Fatpiro stops dancing and looks at Shooting Star eye to eye.. She picks up up swiftly and slams him with a belly to belly suplex! She grabs the mic and begins to speak.)
Greene - HA HA Oh my god.. all that blubber! I'll never see an OWF ring the same again!
Fatpiro - I am NOT a woman! I am a hermaperdite! Get it right!
(Sidewinder slides out of the ring and out of the way of the large beast. He walks to the back and the scene goes to the commentary table.)
Burst - Ya big difference there!
Shavonie - For some of us its a big difference..
Burst - Not for Smokey.. Its a very little difference!
Greene - Ya! Wait! NO you asshole!
(The scene cuts backstage as Icecold approaches a soda machine... He places a dollar up to the slot and it spits it back out.. He kicks the machine when suddenly from behind Sublime runs in and throws Icecold into the machine, he kicks Icecold down against the ground and beats in his ribs... He grabs the Cruiserweight title from his waist and kisses it, then throws it back on top of Icecold's back. The camera goes back to the commentary table.)
Shavonie - Lets get to the next match...
Ring Announcer - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a 15 minute time limit.. Coming to the ring at this time... Mista Mo!
(The music hits, Mista Mo slowly swaggers out of the back and extends his arms in the air, after, he walks to the ring, rolls underneath ropes, runs to turnbuckle, climbs to the top and extends his arms in a D-Lo Brown - esque style, then climbs down.)
Ring Announcer - And his oppenent.. Maxx Pain!
(Whatever by godsmack plays and a voice is heard "YOU WISH YOU COULD BE HIM" then Maxx Pain walks out from the back and gets into the ring)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The ref calls for the bell as the two men lock up in the middle of the ring. As the two try over powering each other Pain sticks his leg behind Mo and trips him. Mo falls to the ground and Pain begins punching at his face. Pain then lets up and picks Mo up by the head. He throws him into the ropes as Mo bounces off and is met by a standing clothesline. As Mo falls to the ground Pain begins to kick him in the sides. Pain then stops kicking and turns to the crowd were he begins showboating. Mo stands up and elbows Pain in the back of the head. Pain falls to the ground but is quickly to get back up. The two lock up and Mo over powers Pain as he delivers a suplex. Mo then lifts Pain up and sets him up on his shoulders as he gives him a firemans carry. Pain hits the mat hard as a cut begins to form on the back of his head. Mo notices the cut and begins punching at it while Pain lies on the ground. Mo then stands up and moves over to the turnbuckle. He begins to climb the turnbuckle and jumps and try's flying elbow but Pain moves out of the way. Mo hits hard on the ground as Pain moves over for the pin. The ref drops the ground and begins to count 1 2 Mo breaks the pin. Pain picks Mo up and again throws him into the ropes. As Mo comes back he ducks under the arm of Pain. He bounces back and stops in front of Pain and kicks him in the mid-section. Pain bends down and Mo delivers a DDT. The cut on Pain's head is now spread wide open as blood begins to gush out of the open wound. Mo moves over for the pin 1 but the DDT was not enough as Pain raises his right shoulder. Mo then jumps up yelling at the ref as he yells that the count was to slow. The ref turns his back to the announcer's table. While Mo stands yelling Pain slides out of the ring and grabs a 2x4. He slides in and hits Mo in the back as the 2x4 cracks in half. Mo falls to the ground as the ref turns his back. The ref looks at Pain as he begins to pick Mo up. Mo stands dazed and confused as Pain begins to run at the ropes. As he bounces back he delivers a Tornado DDT to Mo. Mo hits the ground hard as you notice the large red make on his back. Pain rolls over on Mo for the pin and the ref drops to his knees and starts the count 1 2 3 the ref jumps up and calls for the bell.
Ring Announcer - Here is your winner... Maxx Pain!!
(As the match concludes a man in a scream mask appears in the entrance way in black jeans and an OWF shirt, he is built, he walks down to the ring as Maxx Pain is about to exit. He walks around to the side of the ring and grabs a folding chair. He folds it up and jumps into the ring and nails Mista Mo square in the head with it. Mista Mo falls to his hands and knees and the masked man kicks mista mo in the robs making him fall to the mat in pain as he repeatedly hits him in the ribs with the chair. The man then finishes hitting him after about 7 or 8 times and takes a mic..)
Man - And that's the end of that!
(He rips off the mask and shows himself to be Griven the enwest addition to the OWF roster as he hops out of the ring and goes back up the ramp.)
Shavonie - Well that was.. uh..
Burst - Pointless? My thoughts exactally!
Greene - Well this is what I think.
Burst - Shut up stupid ass you don't think remember?
Greene - Hey!... Hey...............
(Smokey Greenes attention fades away from the comment due to his shallow one track mind. As he spots a small stun gun hanging from the one of the officers belt. He reaches for it but is stopped in mid range by the voice of one officer.)
Officer (Bubba) - Don't even think about it Mr. Greene
(Smokey's hand proceeds towards the stun gun. Only inches away he is stopped in his tracks...)
***ZZZZZZAP***
Greene - Ouch Fuck! What the hell?
(Smokey turns to see another officer behind him with a stun gun in hand which just made contact with Smokey's back.)
Greene - Hey damn it never do that again! Who the hell do you think you are? The philsberry dough boy? No way.. Thats Bobby's mom!
Shavonie - What?
Greene - Yeah.. don't you know? Everyone gets a poke!
Shavonie - What!? Thats not funny!
(Smokey is about to poke the officer in the stomach with his finger, but as he does the stun gun lowers and zaps Smokey on the wrist.)
Greene - HEY! That was my fucking wrist!
Burst - No action for you tonight Smokey!
Greene - Why not? I used your wifes wrist last night Nick.
Burst - Fuck off.
Greene - What? You know shes lonly.. I mean since you spend your nights in jail, so someone has to give her some action!
Burst - You son of a bitch!!!
(Nick tries to stand up to tackle Smokey but recieves a stun gun to the shoulder. He sits down in pain as he massages the shock out.)
Shavonie - Fans lets get down to our main event tonight!
Ring Announcer - The following contest is scheduled for a burried alive match for the European title! Coming to the ring at this time the challenger... Adam Scott!
(Toll bells ring over the PA system as the lights drim druids walk out from the back. They line up and down the aisle and also around the ring. They hold their poles that burn on fire up in the air towards the same points just then A lightning bolt hits the ring and Murder Murder blares over the PA system a man with his head bowed looks at the centre of the ring he stands there with a baseball bat in one hand which is covered in a glove with weird scripture written all over it so does the bat. He wears a black muscle shirt, a pair of black trousers with Adam on one side and Scott on the other. On his black boots he has lightning on one side and his face fading away on the other.)
Ring Announcer - And his oppenent the current OWF European champion... Godsmack!
(Fade to Blacky hits the PA as "The Human Cyborg" Godsmack is shown walking down the halls getting pumped up as he hits the ramp and the pyro's flair. He walks down slowly to the ring with a sigh of boos coming from the crowd and enters the ring as he stands tall in the center of the ring and the pyros from all four corners flair.)
Greene - Hey maybe thats Drake Savages grave!
Shavonie - Show a little respect will you?
Greene - Let me think.. Um.. No! HA HA!
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Adam Scott and Godsmack start the match on the ramp as soon as Godsmack steps out on the ramp Adam Scott blindsides him and pulls him down from behind by the neck. Scott stands and kicks the back of Godsmacks head and beats it against the rampway. He lifts Godsmack up and hooks him around the neck then DDT's him into the ramp way. Godsmack lays on the ramp unable to see strait.. As he finally regains vision he sees Adam Scott standing on the bottom of the steel rungs to the OWF-tron.. Scott leaps off, and seconds before impact Godsmack moves and Scott nails knee first against the ramp. Godsmack stands and stomps down hard on his knee grinding it against the steel ramp. Godsmack then lifts Scott up and hooks his head.. He picks him up in a vertical suplex, but Scott slides right out of it and goes behind Godsmack. He hooks Godsmack in a chicken wing submission from behind.. As Scott pulls back Godsmack falls back against Scott, both men lose there balance and fall from the top of the ramp down onto the sound stage below.. Scott falls back first against the large plywood sheets causing them to break in half and he lays within the mess of wires. Godsmack is almost unphased by the fall, he pulls Scott's body out of the mess and punches him once then rams his head against the side of the ramp. Scotts forehead bursts open with blood, as Scott tastes the blood it drives him stronger and out of no where he punches Godsmack in the nose, Godsmack again smashes Scott's forehead against the ramp, he then hooks Scott under and lifts him up.. Powerbomb on the stage! Almost out of breath he drags Scott up the ramp and by the grave.. A lighting bolt hits Drake Savage's grave...Both men fall down to the ground. The smoke clears and it's a dark figure...It looks like Drake Savage..Drake picks up GodSmack and delivers the Savage Driver right beside the grave. Drake is kicking at Godsmack about to throw him in when, Godsmack pulls Drake's foot and tries to toss him in, Godsmack hits Drake in the back of the knee which brings Drake to one foot. Godsmack stands and moves away from the grave. Drake and Adam scott both walk towards him.. Godsmack runs them in circles for several seconds then stops right in front of the grave.. Adam attempts a spear and Godsmack moves and trips Adam Scott.. Scott falls into the grave.
Ring Announcer - Here is your winner and still OWF European champion... Godsmack!
Shavonie - What the hell is going on? I thought Drake was dead!
Greene - Ya me too. Oh god hes a ghost!
Shavonie - Calm down Smokey..
(The man slowly peels off a coating over his face to reveal Master P.)
Shavonie - Its Master P! Its Master P! Hes back in the OWF!!!
Greene - Who?
Burst - Master P! dumb ass! You know the rapper with the aluminum foil over his teeth.
Greene - Oh you mean the guy that forgot to take the tin foil off his baked potatoe?
Shavonie - Yeah sure..
Greene - Oh.. Oh yeah!
(Smokey turns quickly and grabs the officers stun gun then goes to shock Bobby with it.. But it does not work.)
Greene - What the hell is the matter with this thing? Does it need batteries?
(Smokey places his hand over the top and begins to shake it vigerously and he recieves a huge jolt of electricity. With his hand standing strait up and a look of shock over his face he slowly hand the stun gun back to the officer.)
Burst - Stupid ass.
Greene - At least I'm not some crack head sentenced for rehab.
PA System - Yo Richard, this on? HA! Hit me with a little bit of that N5H!.. The music keeps playin' mista duuuumbshit!
("My Time" begins to play as pyro shoots off on the ramp.. Blue strobe lights flow all over the arena then Prez DK and Commish Kozmo step out onto the ramp, then to the ring.. Commish Kozmo pulls out a mic and begins to speak.)
Kozmo - You must wait no longer.. We have come to a decision.. The OWF number one contender to the world title will be...
(All of a sudden, the lights go out and strobe lights begin to flciker throughout the arena. Some eerie music fills the arena and it's recognized as "Southtown" by P.O.D. Finally, the heavy part comes in and the shadow of five men stand on the ramp. This is BMF's theme and seeing 5 people standing on the ramp is awkward but when the lights come back on. The five men are Lockdown, Jesse Williams, Vinny Vegas, Bryan Tann and Jason Sensation. The fans are on their feet cheering and chanting BMF as all five members just look around and stare into the ring at N5H. Vegas notices the stable titles and points to them followed by making a motion to his waist. Finally, the music dies down and the crowd is still cheering with a huge BMF logo pasted on the screen. Vegas finally grabs a mic from his pocket points to the logo and speaks.)
Vegas - Before you announce the bitch I'm gonna be fighting Sunday...I want you to take a long hard look at that logo, and then look at these four men and myself standing before you today. And I want everybody to know, that as of right now, this is BMF and we are the Bad Mutha FuKas!
(Vegas gets a nice pop from the crowd and Prez DK and Kozmo start getting nervous.)
Vegas - Now let me show you a little something. This was taped yesterday.
(The lights go out in the arena and a scene from yesterday is shown where Vegas, Tann, Steve Cruise, Dynamic Dynamite and Diamond Kid are are sitting around talking about the KFW. The lights come back on.)
Shavonie - What the hell? Is Prez DK with BMF's?
Kozmo - That's nothing. Vegas you moron what does that have to prove? All it is is...
Vegas - Shut up. It ain't over. Now I noticed how N5H have power...SoE have power yet BMF....none.
(The scene cuts back but it says a few hours later. DK is drunk and dancing on the table with a lampshade on his head and the other guys are laughing. Some voices are heard.)
Vegas - HAHAHA....hey Scott buddy. Man, we have a petition here to bring back the KFW. U wanna sign it?
Prez DK - SUREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Hell yeah KFW was great! Where's my pen?
(Vegas hands him a pen and he signs it. Vegas, Cruise and Tann smile and leave while DK passes out.)
Prez DK - Yeah so what's so bad about that?
Vegas - Well needledick we'll get right to the point...what you signed was a contract making me... CO-COMMISIONER OF O...W.....F!
(The fans turn into a huge uproar and DK goes white and Kozmo is in an outrage. Vegas just smiles cockily and tucks the contract into his back pocket.)
Vegas - Now as co-commisioner, I have already decided who I'm going to face this Sunday in order to get my shot. And that man.....is the KREMLIN!
Greene - Ha Ha Ha! What an idiot! I would have faced someone like.. Stung or whatever his name was!
(The fans turn into another immediate uproar. And Kozmo starts laughing. Vegas starts laughing too and looking at the ring nodding his head menacingly.)
Vegas - Oh you laugh now, but you wont be laughing when that world title is around my waist yet again. Oh and just to show you what BMF can do....
(BMF start walking down the aisle when the lights go out again. Thery come on about ten seconds later with N5H out of the ring by the announcers table ready to fight and BMF on the ramp.They all laugh.)
Vegas - Gotcha.
(Southtown by P.O.D. hits again as The New Bad Mutha FuKas turn.. But they are met as S.o.E. meets them on the ramp. Kremlin grabs Vegas and tosses him head first down to the sound stage then jumps down after him. Nightgator and Bryan Tann are brawling up the ramp.. Cruise delivers a huge right hand to the jaw of Halcyon.)
Shavonie - What a match! Fans we are outta time see you Sunday!
(The camera slowly fades out as the OWF logo flashes over the screen..)