Segment
Before the first match can start… the lights dim. A few pyros explode and then THROWN AWAY BY VAST HITS the fans rise up to their feet with a mixed reaction half the arena booing half of them cheering. Chris Green appears on the entrance way. He walks to the ring with a very intense look on his face. This is the first time we have seen him in months. He steps into the ring as he has a bunch of paperwork in his hands. He simply calls for the mic a few times and he is given it.
Green: Its unbelievable. After all these months this is what the OWF has come to? This?
Green starts to walk around the ring just glaring at the camera...
Green: Pathetic. Disgusting. Horrible. An absolute embarrassment that’s what. We have racial wars. We have this guy saying this guy said that. We have staff members people behind the scenes crying and bitching that things aren’t this way. Then we have… Get this? A vice president that is one of the most useless sons of bitches I have ever seen in my life. He started the whole thing heading south from the beginning.
Green sighs for a moment and is silent and then speaks once more.
Green: You people want something better? You people want something that will make you say “Holy shit I cant believe that happened!” Or better yet. You want something that.. that by god dammit will make you want to actually pay money to see this product! Not a bunch of cry babies or whatever. Now I bet your sitting there asking yourself why is Chris “By God” Green asking these questions???
Green raises the paperwork in his hands.
Green: Because. Earlier last week I entered into negotiations with Glacier. I decided? What the hell? Why not invest a few million into a federation that needs. Whats the word??? EXCITEMENT! So as of right now? I am now the CO OWNER OF THE OUTSIDER WRESTLING FEDERATION. Hell? I go from world heavyweight champion to Co Owner that’s an interesting step isn’t it? I have a lot of shit to address as well so sit back get a beer, smoke some dope I don’t care what just listen.
Green starts shuffling through the paperwork and gets to a pink piece of paper.
Green: I will start out by taking out the trash so to speak. This right here? John Anderson’s walking papers. As you can see? He is already being escorted back to his little Dodge Pinto in the back. Bullshit artist is 2 words that come to my mind when dealing with this faggot. Well he is NO MORE. Service no longer required. Hasta la Vista. So long. Peace out. WHATEVER ELSE! Your out of my federation. YOUR FIRED!
Green smiles as the fans are in shock. The vice president of the OWF has been fired...by the new CO OWNER of the OWF.
Green: Breath of fresh air isn’t it? Change is coming and the time has come to STOP looking back in the rear view mirror and see FAILURE. Now that, that was taken care of I move on to the next subject. It’s a warmer subject. Well lets just say its HOT as the fires of hell. I guess for the next topic it’s a little role reversal?
Green smiles and pulls out the next paper and holds it up high in the air.
Green: In my hands is a fully executed contract. What contract you might ask? Coming out of retirement and returning to the active roster is none other than BRYAN TANN!!! What else can you say, but welcome back! Show the man some respect...
Green points to the OWF TRON as some highlights of Tann’s career are shown and the fans give a very warm ovation to it. Green paces a little more around the ring.
Green: Moving on. Static. I bet you are all thinking I am just going to give Static all the shots. Well once again your wrong. Tonight I proclaim the END OF STATIC. Yes you heard it right. I created the son of a bitch and by god dammit I am going to destroy it. Static is a legacy and right now? ITS TARNISHED...
The fans start to get on Green a little bit there.
Green: Would you all please just shut the hell up and listen to me for a second?!
Some asshole chants filter in.
Green: You people make me sick. A living legend is in the ring and you have the nerve to call me uh...ummm...an...ASSHOLE!!! I try to make the product better and that’s the respect I get? Respect. A great word. I get NONE OF IT. Well you all better start respecting me. Hell the entire OWF ROSTER better start respecting me! Hell If I tell the roster to get on their knees and KISS MY ASS then they better do it!
Green smirks and laughs a bit at that.
Green: Wait...That’s been done already.
Green thinks to himself for a moment.
Green: I GOT IT! If I tell the entire roster to literally. Yes I said LITERALLY EAT SHIT. Then dammit! They better do it! Call it the EAT SHIT policy. Now back to the point. Static is finished...
Just as Green finishes that last sentence. Poor Lil Rich by 50 cent hits and out come SHYNE!!!! The fans actually give him a pretty big ovation as he strolls down to the ring with a mic already in hand.
Shyne: Eat shit??? Well how about this GREEN YOU EAT SHIT!!!
Fans cheer loudly at that response.
Shyne: You think you can just up and leave months ago just to come back and announce you run shit now? Well fuck that and fuck you!
Green cuts in.
Green: Well just the man I was looking for! You my friend ARE THE REASON STATIC is getting disbanded. I know you decided to join up a little while back, but did I ever sign off on that? Did I ever give my ok? Hell no. Hey son you better take that shirt off your back before I rip it off you.
Green awaits Shyne’s response.
Shyne: Your pitiful Chris. You think you got all the power don’t you. You know what I never gave a shit about static. I was just trying to better my career and honestly? Static made me look bad. Static didn’t do shit for me. I turned my back on my fans just to be part of something that garbage. Green I almost beat you once and let me tell you. If I ever had the chance to face you one more time I would finish what I started the first time!
Green looks a little scared as Shyne comes toward him...
Green: Um Uh...Shyne. I would like to see you try something. You lay a finger on me and your finished in this business! Go for it.
Shyne backs off.
Green: See what I mean? Your nothing. Static is NOTHING without me. It never was anything without Chris Green leading it with Shaun Stewart. So Static is dead and Shyne don’t expect much of a chance here since I run shit.
Green laughs and just then Shyne TACKLES HIM!!!! Shyne is laying into him as security comes running down!!!They start to pull him off Green as it takes 4 of them to do so.. Green wipes a little blood off his mouth and looks at it he walks up to Shyne who is being held by all 4 security and kicks him in the mid section… Green SLAPS HIM in the face and gives him a FALL FROM GRACE in the center of the ring!!!
Green: Now that’s what I am talking about. Just for being an asshole your match is NEXT. Lets see how ready you are after taking that beating.
Green is a little shaken up.
Green: I will end it here for now, but I have more announcements later so enjoy the fucking show!
North American Championship Match
All 3 men are in the ring now...Shyne is still busted up from moments ago.. Shyne immediately goes for Storm, but storm out of the way now throwing some rights to the face of Shyne who is already bleeding from his nose. Storm now with an atomic drop and a clothesline. AOD joins in now stomping Shyne...Storm now pushes AOD out of the way and gets a big right to the face by AOD. AOD now with a bodyslam on the much smaller Storm...he goes for the cover, but Shyne breaks it up. Shyne and AOD now are double teaming the champion! AOD and SHYNE get Storm up and throw him into ropes and STORM bursts out clotheslining both of them...Shyne hits the canvas hard as AOD is still on his feet, but wobbly. STORM NOW WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS AOD OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Storm now going to the outside as he slams AOD’S head into the ring steps. Shyne is still in the ring grabbing his head… Shyne is not his normal self tonight after taking somewhat of a beating just a few minutes ago. Storm now tosses AOD back into the ring...Storm now going to the top rope, but Shyne catches him and hits a SUPERPLEX!!!! All 3 men are down... SHYNE ROLLS OVER AND COVERS STORM 1...2...THRE...NO!!! STORM WITH THE KICK OUT! Shyne now with a belly to belly suplex on STORM Shyne with the cover 1...2...no!!! Shyne now getting his 2nd wind, but just as he does SHYNE walks right into a big boot to the face by AOD. AOD now gets shyne back up kicks him in the midsection and hits a POWERBOMB!!!! Oh my god that move literally shook the ring...AOD now covers SHYNE 1...2...STORM BREAKS IT UP.
AOD now going toe to toe with Storm and AOD wins out just by sheer size, but Storm the crafty vet hits a thumb to the eyes that temporarily blinds AOD. STORM NOW with a side Russian leg sweep on AOD!!! Storm now going for quality control on AOD!!!! Can storm get it on the big man?? HE TURNS IT AROUND AND SITS BACK!!! AOD IS screaming!!! But SHYNE BREAKS IT UP possibly saving himself the match! Storm now upset with Shyne hits him with a reverse knife edge which almost forces Shyne into the corner. Storm with a few more fists to the face of Shyne. Shyne though now going toe to toe with Storm… Shyne getting control, but out of no where AOD slams both Shyne and Storm’s head together knocking them both down.. AOD now going for storm hits a sidewalk slam!!! He goes for the cover 1…2. no! Storm with the kick out… Shyne is out still barely moving.. AOD now going for HELLS FURY AND GETS STORM ON HIS SHOULDERS… BUT STORM IS MOVING AROUND...Storm now with a crucifix!!!! Into a pinning combination!! 1...2...thre...no!!! AOD with the kick out barely. Storm now arguing with the referee. Storm now going to the outside and grabbing a chair!!! Wait a second?! Shyne is moving!! SMALL PACKAGE ON AOD 1...2...3...NEW CHAMPION!!!!
Storm on the outside looking in his face beat red with anger...dives into the ring, but is too late as Shyne runs to the back with the NA TITLE!!!
Segment
Moments after the match, The camera finds its way back to AOD’S dressing room where Dave Rage is there. He knocks on the door and the door just slides open. You can see the anger in AOD’S eyes...Rage speaks.
Dave Rage: I just want to get your comment on whats going on here. You didn’t fair too well with your shot at the North American championship belt. Can I have a comment?
AOD’S head is in his hands you can sense the fact he is so upset.
Dave Rage: I see your not in any mood to comment tonight and I understand...
Dave Rage starts to walk out when AOD stops him.
Angel of Death: I do have a comment. I QUIT! That’s my comment. Now get the fuck out of my dressing room.
Singles Match
"Shake That Ass" by Eminem starts playing in the arena as the fans get to their feet and boo loudly. Jase walks out wearing his tights, he's got an unbuttoned shirt and sunglasses on. He poses to the fans showing off his abs as he slowly works his way to the ring. He's got a big smile on his face.Before he gets to the ring, Little Tornado comes sprinting from the back and slams Jase up against the side of the ring. He starts punching the back of his head as fast as he can. Jase ducks down to protect his head with his hands. LT rolls Jase into the ring and slides in after him as the bell rings to officially start the match. Jase gets to his feet before LT does and kicks him in the ribs to slow him down. Jase drops a quick elbow and gets on his feet. LT gets up and him and Jase have a stare down. Jase backs up a few feet and charges at LT who responds with a drop toe hold planting Jase on the middle rope. LT runs to the other side of the ring, bounces off the ropes, comes back and jumps on Jase's back choking him on the rope. Tornado grabs Jase and lifts him to his feet. He whips Jase into the ropes, he comes back and LT connects with a perfect dropkick sending Jase to the ground. LT hits the ropes and nails Jase with a body splash. LT makes the cover...
1..
2. KICKOUT!
LT gets up and brings Jase to his feed. He scoops him off his feet and slams him to the mat. LT drops an elbow on Jase. He gets back up and starts kicking on Jase who rolls away to the ropes. The referee makes LT back off as Jase has a hold of the bottom rope. Jase catches his breath and pulls himself up. Him and LT lock up in the middle of the ring. Jase gets him in a side headlock for a few seconds. LT tries to push Jase into the ropes, but he wont let go. Jase drops to a knee and slings LT over him. Jase slaps LT in the face while he's on the mat. LT gets hot and springs to his feet and charges Jase into the turnbuckle. LT hits Jase with a flurry of quick rights and lefts. As jase blocks his face, LT starts hitting him in the ribs. Tornado backs off and just as Jase brings his hands down he nails Jase right across the chin with a roundhouse kick. Jase falls face first into the mat and rolls over. Tornado whips Jase into the ropes and upon his return jumps in the air and catches Jase with a hurricanrana! Tornado gets up and plays to the crowd who responds with a mixture of boos and cheers. As jase is getting up, LT runs at him and hits him with a step up enziguri kick. Jase seems to be knocked out cold. Tornado positions Jase on the mat how he wants him to and signals for his finisher. He walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. TORNADO EFFECT!!! LT lands it perfectly and goes for the pin!
1..
2..
3..!!
Winner: Little Tornado
Segment
Scenes show up as the camera is positioned behind and to the right of Glacier, who sitting behind his computer typing up some information about the OWF Pay-Per-View coming up – Shit Happens. As he is typing, someone comes in and sits down but the monitor blocks the person’s head. Glacier presses the little green-lighted power button on the monitor and gets up to see who it is. It’s Jase, interestingly enough. As Glacier raises his left eyebrow and looks at Jase in a disgusted way, Jase kind of squirms in the brown leather chair as his feet slide back and forth on the tan-colored suede carpet. Glacier is wearing a Donovan McNabb authentic green jersey with a white t-shirt underneath. He has on a gold necklace with a cross pendant on the end. He also has on some blue baggy jeans with white sneakers. As the silence continues, the tension grows even more. Glacier brings his hand up to his head and uses it to comb through his hair.
Glacier: So you lost to Little Tornado?
Jase: Yeah.
Glacier: My question really here is, how the hell can you lose to a guy who skateboards?
Jase: I’m sorry man.
Glacier: Sorry, nothing. We’ve been stable partners and buddies. I know your potential. I know what you can do out there. Hell, I’ve seen what you done out there man. You are talented than most. What is this bullshit? If you can lose to a guy who’s promo is shorter than The Dominator’s genitals, what’s next? You become a guest star on Barney? Work with the Teletubbies? Making love to Pamuela Anderson and all the STDs she contracted from her boyfriend, Tommy? This is complete bullshit and you know it. What happened, Jase? What happened to the days of “The True Playa”? Nowadays, it seemed that you’re getting played. It’s about the game and how you play it. It’s all about pain and if you can take it. Triple H doesn’t lie it’s the truth. Tonight, you disappointed everyone in this building, especially your fans. I am giving you a chance to redeem yourself. Get back out there and show them you got guts, man.
Jase nods solemnly in agreement and gets up. He leaves and closes the door as Glacier sits back down and turns his monitor on to begin to type again. Scenes fade away.
Table Match
"Soul Survivor" by Young Jeezy and Akon plays on the PA system as Kenyon Carrington makes his way down to the ring wearing white tee and some blue baggy jeans with white sneakers. He gets in to the ring as the crowd cheers for him. All of a sudden, there is a voice Welcome to The Southside shouted by Dallas Nash over the PA and Then "Remember The Name" by Fort Minor plays as Dallas Nash walks out to the ring. He is wearing a gold chain with a large microphone on it and got black jean pants on and a white wifebeater. He slids into the ring and rips his shirt off and throws it into the crowd.
The bell rings as both men lock up aggressively, Kenyon is the first one on the offensive as he takes him down with a fireman's carry which he turns into an armbar. Nash yells out in pain as his arm feels like its on fire. Kenyon releases the hold as Nash clutches his shoulder/arm area. Kenyon kicks the back of Nash and Nash goes flying into the corner. keynon not wasting time follows up with a corner closeline. nash sinks to the bottom of the corner and Kenyon continues his assault by stomping him until the ref pulls him back. Nash takes this opportunity to charge out and tackle Kenyon. He starts pummeling him, as Nash finally dismounts. Kenyon is smart enough to use a leg sweep, putting Nash on his back. Kenyon hops up as the crowd goes nuts. Kenyon lifts Nash up vertically and drops him with a vertical suplex. Nash jumps up to his knees hold his back. Kenyon delivers a standing drop kick to the lower back of Nash and Nash's face hits the matt. Nash grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. Kenyon comes with a few punches, Nash ducks the first one and blocks the second one and delivers an uppercut to the lower jaw of Kenyon. Kenyon is dazed and stumbles backwards and leans against the ropes.
Smokey Green: Kenyon needs to get back in this.
Johnny V: If he continues to allow Nash to get on the offensive, he'll be on dream street soon.
Nash follows up with a nasty clothesline that sends Kenyon flipping over the top and hitting the outside floor hard. Nash uses the ropes and launches himself over the ropes and connects with a leg drop to the throat of Kenyon. The crowd is in awe as Kenyon rolls around clutching his throat. Nash goes after him, lifts him up and slams him face first into the ring post, Kenyon's nose starts trickling blood. Nash grabs his head and throws a stunned Kenyon back into the ring. The referee is asking Kenyon if he wants to continue as soemone comes out from the crowd and decks Dallas Nash with a pair of brass knuckles, the back of his shirt covered almost with his blond hair says Morningstar.
Smokey Green: Damn, I didn't see that coming.
Johnny V: Yeah, that was very random.
Morningstar runs back in the crowd and dissappears. Nash crawls into the ring while Kenyon is waiting for him. Kenyon takes advantage of this and slides out of the ring and throws a table in. He slides back in, sets it up. Nash stands up and Kenyon throws a combination of punches to wear Nash down. Nash's head is bleeding from the brass knuckles. Kenyon throws him into the turnbuckle and puts him up on it. Kenyon lifts Nash up and HITS THE ASSASSINATION THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Winner: Kenyon Carrington
Segment
The lights suddenly go out and the arena is completely pitch black. The crowd is buzzing loudly in shock and confusion.
Smokey Green: What in the hell is going on?
Johnny V: I don't know, maybe we blew a fuse or something? Can we get something from the production truck? What the hell is going on here?
Out of nowhere, a chilling voice of a child eerily echos through the arena. It's chill brings a dark prophecy promising agony, suffering, and vast destruction.
The crowd begins to errupt loudly hearing the familiar chant. All of a suddenly, the arena EXPLODES and is bathed in red as the pyro explodes so hot, the fans at home can feel it. The crowd is going INSANE as "Walk" by Pantera hits over the PA and standing at the entraceway stands none other than the OWF's Living Legend, "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann! He's wearing black boots, black jeans, and a white wife beater along with his trademark dark sunglasses and black leather trench coat. He looks as intense as ever standing at the top of the entrace ramp. His body ripping with adrenalin as the crowd surges!
Smokey Green: OH MY GOD! LOOK WHO IT IS JOHNNY V! IT'S BRYAN TANN!!!
Johnny V: Yeah, I can see that Smokey Green! But what in the hell is he doing here?! He gave up his shares of the OWF over a month ago! And even then we barely heard a thing from him! What does he want here?
Smokey Green: I don't know, but he looks as intense as I've ever seen him! This could definately cause business to pick up!
Bryan Tann's walk down the ramp is like he never left, commanding the same respect as he always has. His face is set in stone with that hardened expression he's always had on his face. When he gets to ring side, he climbs the ring steps and steps between the ropes. When he gets to the center of the ring, he throws his head back and his arms in the air and lets out a loud, feral, intensity filled ROAR to the heavens as the pyro explodes from the ring posts spraying the heat as the crowd is eating up the energy! Finally, the music begins to fade out and the crowd is chanting loudly in unison;
Smokey Green: They love Bryan Tann here in the OWF!
Johnny V: Yeah, I can't imagine why though. He's broken down and washed up!
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: It's funny how once you get hooked on something, it's damn near impossible to get it out of your system. You get an alcholic, he goes through detox and rehab or whatever. He may get clean, but he can NEVER have another shot of whiskey, another pint of beer AGAIN because the instant he does, he's off that wagon and he's got to go through it all again. You get a junkie that finally gets the needle out of his arm, he's always got that desire to shoot up again to kill the pain. Some have the willpower to resist, other's don't. It's a viscious cycle when you think about it. However, the wrestling business is no different than any other drug. It brings a high that you can NEVER believe, but it's murder like hell on your body. From 330 plus days on the road, holidays away from your loved ones, you name it. This business can be cruel, and it can be kind. And I have seen EVERYTHING this business has had to offer.
The crowd gives a bit of an applause.
Smokey Green: He's right about that Johnny. He's seen it all, he's done it all.
Johnny V: Yeah, I'll give him that. But what's his damn point?
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: I've seen damn near everything, I've done damn near everything. I quite frankly have NOTHING to prove to ANYONE. Not to the boys in the back, not to you the fans, not to any wrestling organization that has a pulse, or a brain that has heard of Bryan Tann. However...I just can't get this goddamn business out of my blood. I've tried, I've tried, and I've tried and alas, I just can't do it.
The crowd pops again.
Smokey Green: What the hell is he saying?
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: Last year when Chris Green and Cameron Frost hit me upside the head with a steel chair and scrambled my brains, I was told my career was over. That I would NEVER be able to compete in the wrestling ring again. So, I scrounged up my pennies and I purchased the OWF from Zack Perry after he turned his back on the company. And for a while, I was content. I was at peace, I was close to the business and I could still make the trips...but it just wasn't enough for me. I got so sick of seeing K-Nyne, Silkk, Shyne, AOD, Bane, everyone entering this ring here, night in, night out able to compete. And all I was doing was just signing their checks. Sure, I had power, but I didn't have what I wanted. I didn't have that adrenalin rush that came with fighting it out against another warrior. I didn't get that thrill of just...laying it all on the line. I couldn't just....let it all go. I had to tame myself, I had to stop myself from doing what I love. And that just ate away at my heart, my soul, my sense of being. And hell when we had our problems with a group that shall remain nameless...it gave me a reason to get out. It gave me the excuse I needed to just step away and say good bye.
The crowd boos.
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: But you can't ever just say good bye can you? This business is an addiction. It's something you can NEVER turn away no matter what. So, back in March I started seeing neurologists. Getting CAT scans of my brain. Getting everything checked out to see just how the damage was looking. Well, at the beginning of this month, I got an early birthday present. You see, my birthday isn't until May 11th, but I got the news I'd been waiting over a year to hear. "Mr. Tann" they told me...."there are no traces of brain damage."
The crowd pops loudly at the news.
Smokey Green: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
Johnny V: Yeah, I heard it! Shut the hell up!
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: But, I didn't get my hopes up. Nope, I'd been disappointed too much in life to just let one doctor make me forget the pain I'd felt. So, I went to specialist after specialist for a few days and every single one told me the exact same thing. That my brain was just fine, the post concussion syndrom was gone. That I would not be like my idol Bret "The Hitman" Hart, that I could in fact....step into the squared circle....again.
The crowd pops even louder.
Smokey Green: OH YEAH!
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: So the first thing I did after kiss and hug my gorgeous wife, is call up Glacier. I faxed over my medical reports and I asked him one simple question;
"Glacier..." I asked him humbly. "Do you have room for Bryan Tann on the OWF roster? I've been out of the game a year I know but..." but the son of a bitch interupted me! You know what he said?
"When can you start?"
The crowd pops LOUDLY at that announcement!
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: AND AN HOUR AFTER THAT CONVERSATION MY CONTRACT WAS SIGNED, SEALED AND DELIEVERED! I'M BACK! THE BAD MUTHA FUKA IS BACK!!
The ovation is deafening as Bryan Tann announces his return to the active OWF roster!
Smokey Green: YES!!! YES!!! WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT JOHNNY! THE FANS LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! WHAT A BOOST FOR THE OWF!
Johnny V: I have to say I'm at a loss for words! I mean...holy shit! Bryan Tann is back!? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: Now, I know some boys in the back are probably licking their chops. The old boss is back in the squared circle, he's pissed them off, and they want them some. Well all I have to say is, if you got something to say....don't mutter to each other in the circle jerk! GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND PERK THE FUCK UP!
The crowd pops LOUDLY hearing Bryan Tann issue a challenge!
Smokey Green: And that's the Bryan Tann we know! He never minces words, he gets right to the heart of the matter and he's ready to fight tonight! Man oh man this is crazy!
Johnny V: Yeah well he'd better be careful! He's been out of the game for a while! He issues challenges like that, he could get himself in trouble!
Suddenly, "Vampire Heart" by HIM hits and out comes Little Tornado with a cocky smileon his face.
Little Tornado: Look whos here!! Its Tornado time baby. Time for the old has-beens to get out of the ring and let the youth of this federation do its thing!...
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: Woah, woah, WOAH! What in the hell are you suppose to be?
Little Tornado: What?
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: 'What'? What? What? What? It's a relatively straight forward question kid, what the hell are you suppose to be?
Johnny V: Oh man, Bryan Tann is insane and Little Tornado has NO CLUE what he has gotten himself into here.
Little Tornado: Ok time to cut the crap and get out of my ring Tann. Its over for you.
The crowd boos loudly.
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: You want me out of the ring? Well make me leave then. I would like to see you try.
The crowd pops LOUDLY as Tann looks ready to pounce on the rookie.
Johnny V: HEY I THINK WE GOT OURSELVES A FIGHT HERE!
Smokey Green: OH MY GOD this could even be a SLOBBERKNOCKER!
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: Let me explain to you the situation here Hurricane I mean Tornado. You see, I'm not interested in small fish. I have no need for WANNABES in the back thinking they're ready for the big boys. I mean hell the only thing you've shown me is that all your about as laughable as Hulk Hogan's hairline!
The crowd pops loudly and Tornado looks shook up
Little Tornado: Pathetic words from someone who hasn’t done jack shit in over a year. Do you still have what it takes you washed up bastard?
The crowd boos loudly.
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: I'm washed up huh?
Little Tornado: Yeah that's right! You are jackshit at this point!
"The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann: Well, why don't you come down here and prove it?
The crowd pops loudly
Smokey Green: Uh oh...I don't think Little Tornado knows Bryan Tann the wrestler very well. He has no idea of the intensity that Tann has!
The crowd pops loudly as Tann drops the mic, takes off his sunglasses and trench and rolls out of the ring making his way up the ramp.
Smokey Green: OH MAN THERE HE GOES! Tornado YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!
Johnny V: No, it's Bryan Tann that should worry, he might hurt himself with the injuries and all.
Tann makes his way up the ramp glaring at Tornado. Tornado has a shit eating grin on his face and then TANN SPEARS HIM HALF WAY BACK TOWARDS THE DRESSING ROOM!!! Hes laying into him like no tomorrow. Tornado is trying his best to fight back, but Tann now with a TANNPLEX on the steel entrance way!! The fans are going nuts!!! Tornado is rolling around now trying to get back to his feet as Tann is playing to the crowd.. Tann goes over to Tornado who HITS HIM WITH A LOW BLOW!!! Tann is holding his testicles in pain!!Tornado now back to his feet…throws a couple of rights at Tann, but Tann is feeling little effect! Tann now with a clothesline!!! TANNMISSION!!!!! Tann has it locked in as refs come flying in from the back
Smokey Green: OH MAN OH MAN! WHAT A MOMENT! Bryan Tann returns and he put out Tornado with the TANNMISSION!
Johnny V: He may have gotten a few lucky shots in, but showed a little fight in him. Give props to the rookie.
Smokey Green: HE STOOD NO CHANCE WITH TANN MAN?
Johnny V: Shut the fuck up!
Singles Match
Madison Divera is already in the ring, set to go. She leans on the rope for a bit then paces around while waiting for Chelsea Fox to appear. The crowd becomes a little restless waiting for Chelsea Fox to come. Then all of a sudden, "Going Under" by Evanescence hits and the spotlights seem to go haywire, as they fly all over the arena. Chelsea Fox walks out onto the stage wearing a silver and red robe and stands at the edge of the ramp. Two pillars of steam shoot up beside her, creating a strong whistling noise. Chelsea gets a running start down the ramp and slides into the middle of the ring. She climbs up the far post to the second turnbuckle and raises both arms in the air. Cameras flash, showering Chelsea in light. She gets down from the turnbuckle and prepares for her match. They stare each other down, as the ref reminds them of the rules.
The bell rings. Fox and Madison lock up in the middle of the ring and Fox is backed down to one knee. Fox gets back up and breaks the hold and grabs Madison's head in a side head lock. Madison pushes Fox off and Fox sling shots herself off the ropes and come back with a closeline that levels Madison. Madison retreats to the outside trying to shake that off, but before she can Fox is already on the top turnbuckle and hits missile dropkick that connects with Madison....both are down. Madison is first to get to her feet and grabs Fox by the hair. She shoves her face into the steel steps and then throws her back against the guardrails. Madison follows it up with a vicious clothesline that sends Fox over the railing, Madison then grabs Chelsea by the hair and lifts her back over, she rolls her back in the ring. Madison slides back in. She lifts Fox up and DDTs her.
Smokey Green: Wow, Madison is putting on a show tonight.
Johnny V: I agree, that girl is skilled.
Madison goes for a cover...1...2...kick out by Fox. Fox is pulled to her feet by Madison and starts to elbow Madison in the stomach to release her. Madison does and Fox grabs her hair and kicks her in the stomach. Madison doubles over hold her stomach and Fox scissor kicks the back of her head. Madison falls face first on the matt. Fox climbs the ropes and attemps a crossbody. Madion gets her knees up and Fox rolls over on the matt holding her stomach. Both women are down. The ref starts to count as Madison and Chelsea Fox both start to stir. Madison slowly gets to her knees as Chelsea does so shortly after, Madison uses the ropes to pull herself up, Chelsea is finally up as Madison goes on the offensive again, she crossbodies an unsuspecting Chelsea Fox. Again Madion gets a 1..2.. and no Fox gets her foot on the ropes. Madison rolls over on the matt to catch her breath. Fox gets up and is climbing the ropes. Madison gets up and bounces the ropes, knocks Fox off balance and she falls onto the matt. Madison is up and starts to stomp on Fox. The ref breaks it up as Fox hold onto the ropes.
Smokey Green: Thank God Chelsea grabbed the rope.
Johnny V: If she didn't, Madison would be stomping on her until the show ended.
Chelsea stands up using the ropes, Madison charges but Chelsea lets Madison's face to taste Chelsea's elbow. Chelsea Fox turns around, bounces off the ropes and connects with a tornado DDT. She taunts to the crowd and gets a mixed reaction, she then lifts Madison up, who goes for a cheap punch, Chelsea ducks, Madison turns around, and Chelsea hits the AFTERMATH! Fox pins...
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2...
3!!!
Winner: Chelsea Fox
Singles Match
The lights dim, then suddenly a few flashes of light and then on the OWF TRON has the words "If You Ain't An Original G, You Ain't Shit" and then someone laughing as the lights turn back on.
Smokey Green: Who in the hell was that?
Johnny V: I dont know, but he must be original I guess?
World Heavyweight Championship Match
The arena goes black and all of sudden you start to hear the sirens throughout the arena and Silkk theme song comes over the PA system: "Fireman" by Lil Wayne. The fans start to cheer and Silkk comes out from the back standing there looking around the arena as the pyro explodes throughout the ramp. He walks down towards the ring with a smirk on his face as if he knows he is better than everybody else. He gets in the ring and looks around then leans back on the ropes with an attitude on his face. Silkk looks ready for his match. Silkk raises the world title belt to a mixed reaction as his music stops he awaits the challenger. The cage has lowered now fully surrounding the ring. Bane’s music hits...but nothing happens. He does not come out. Neither he or his manager come out as his music plays for about one full minute...finally his music abruptly cuts off. The fans start getting restless wondering what is going on. Suddenly THROWN AWAY BY VAST HITS and out comes Chris Green to a chorus of boos. He marches his way down the isle towards the cell as he starts directing them to raise the cage once again. The cage starts to rise as he enters the ring…He brushes by SILKK as this is the first time these 2 have been in the same ring since Silkk defeated Green 3 months ago. Green calls for a mic and gets it he speaks...
Green: Look who's back again. Moi. Now obviously there is something missing here isn’t there? Well that was the 2nd announcement. Bane unfortunately could not make it here tonight. He has taken a leave of absence. Wait...let's be honest here. Bane realizes that he is in a lose-lose situation right now. He comes out here with NOBODY on his side and probably has no chance in hell at winning. The entire OWF basically is against him including a few people in the back. So you know what I did? I told him. You can keep your salary and take a leave of absence. Now he wasn’t totally innocent in the events that took place. I am sure any douche bags in the audience who was reading the internet sites like wrestlezone.com or wrestlingplanet.com or whatever heard about the RACE WAR that occurred just a short time ago. Hell it got so crazy that some of the rumors were that this federation was going to close due to it.
Green pauses right there...looking very serious.
Green: A lot of people are crybabies. A lot of people want to stir the pot. A lot of people want to pull the he said she said bullshit to quote Fred Durst. In this ring right here with me. THE ONE MAN who represents the OWF as its world champion couldn’t keep his mouth shut about it. He was the first one to say he QUIT the federation only to realize where is he going to go? The minor league federation right next door? The ASW?!!! Seriously. I question his allegiance. Yes you Micheal Carrington. I question your want to stay in this federation. I believe honestly, you quit so easily the last time who says you won't do it again? I cannot have a world champion who just walks off in a huff every time the going gets tough. So as of right now? I am vacating the world heavyweight championship belt.
Fans start booing and cheering at that...half of the fans start a "You Screwed Silkk" chant. The other half boo that chant, it's insane. Then it just breaks into a holy shit chant.
Green: I know.. Holy shit. That’s big shit. BUT! It's not all bad news for you Silkk. I know you want to kill me right now. It eats you up that the very man you beat for the world title which by the way was BULLSHIT in itself has taken your title away from you yet again. I will give you your chance at redemption. I will give you your shot. SHIT HAPPENS MAY 16TH. You will face. None other than the best technical wrestler in the OWF today. Someone who I feel who's time has come. JOSEPH STORM.
Fans explode...
Green: Not just a normal match though. Silkk. You're going to play by Storm’s rules. THIS MATCH will be an I QUIT MATCH. Yes you heard it right! You love to quit so much right? But to win this match you CANT QUIT!
Green drops the mic and walks away. Silkk picks it up.
Silkk: As usual I am too controversial for y'all. I don’t give a shit really because I will win back my belt. I don’t care if it's Storm, Shyne, whoever nobody beat me for my title yet...You can bank on me making Storm quit at SHIT HAPPENS.
