Tuesday Night Terror Opening
The OWF cameras fade in! We're LIVE from El Paso Texas and the crowd is going nuts! There are signs around that read "R.I.P Eddie! We Miss You! Greg Jackson 4 President! Silkk Fears No One! Time to Shyne the silver! Read a book bitch! and others. The crowd is in full spirits and swing as we go to the announce booth.

Smokey Green: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another action packed edition of OWF: Tuesday Night Terror! I'm Smokey Green and with me as always is Johnny V! And Johnny we have a BIG night tonight!

Johnny V: You're right and...

The crowd breaks into a loud chorus of boos as Sean Page is making his way down to the ring. He's got a bandage on his head after the beating he recieved from OWF Owner Bryan Tann.

Johnny V: What the hell is that idiot doing out here?!

As Page makes his way down to the ramp, "Wannabe" by The Spice Girls hits over the PA as the crowd breaks into laughter as Page stops looking around angrily.

Johnny V: HAHAHAHAHA NICE THEME MUSIC FAGGOT!

Smokey Green: Doesn't this guy ever learn?

Page enters the ring as the music fades out and he grabs a mic. As he's about to speak, the crowd begins to chant;

"Read A Book Bitch!"

Page doesn't look very happy at all.

Smokey Green: OH MY GOD THIS IS GREAT!

Johnny V: See Smokey? Now you're being kool! You should be like this all the time!

Sean Page: I DON'T DESERVE THIS! I DON'T!! I AM GREAT!!! I AM THE BEST DAMN TALENT ON THE OWF ROSTER!!! I EXPECT GREAT THINGS BECAUSE I AM GREAT!! I AM THE GREATEST DAMMIT!! I'M BETTER THAN EVERYBODY! AND I'M GOING TO PROVE IT TONIGHT! I'M GOING TO PROVE THAT I SHOULD BE THE WORLD CHAMPION!! I SHOULD BE HEADLINING PAY PER VIEWS!

Smokey Green: How many matches has Sean Page had Johnny?

Johnny V: Only one...and he lost. His debute match was a Main Event on TNT a few weeks ago, he lost and he can't take it. What a bitch pussy lip!

Smokey Green: Well said! How the hell is he going to prove anything?

Sean Page: AND TO PROVE MY POINT! I challenge ANY 2 members of the OWF roster to take me on in a handicap match! ANY TWO!!

Smokey Green: I wonder who's going to come out Johnny!

Suddenly, "D.N.A" by Xzibit hits over the PA and the crowd looks up to the ramp and out steps D.N.A Smokes and "The Playboy" Kevin Tann! Both wearing matching orange and black wrestling gear, sunglasses, and vests with "D.N.A" on the back!

Smokey Green: I think we've got two men for ya Page!

Johnny V: Wow, Page is gonna get his ass kicked by 2 Tanns in a week! God Bless America!

Page has tossed his mic away as D.N.A make their way down to the ring. Smokes enters the ring first as the bell rings. Sean Page moves over to him and locks up. Smokes simply shoves him down to the mat displaying his power as the crowd pops loudly! Page is back up quickly and charges at Smokes who ducks under the clothesline quickly and delievers a standing drop kick sending Page down to the mat. When Page makes his way back up, Smokes takes him down with a clothesline and then pulls him up putting him into an arm bar. He moves over to his corner, and "The Playboy" Kevin Tann tags in and does a single leap to the top rope, facing Page. Tann then leaps on the ropes now so his back is turned. He then back flips off the ropes, at the same time Smokes releases the arm bar. Tann lands behind Page nimbly, AND DELIEVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX SENDING PAGE DOWN TO THE MAT! The crowd pops loudly as Page rolls out of the ring!

Smokey Green: WHAT I MOVE! I don't think I've EVER seen anything like that!

Johnny V: D.N.A definately showing that they can work as a team that's for damn sure!

When Page is on the outside, Kevin Tann runs to a nearby corner, leaping up to the top turnbuckle again in one leap, and then walks the top rope like a tight rope and leaps from the rope AND DELIEVERS A HURRICANRANA ONTO PAGE ON THE OUTSIDE!!! The crowd pops LODULY at the athleticism!

Smokey Green: AND HE JUST TOPPED HIMSELF! He delievered one of the best German Suplexs I've seen and then that? Oh my God!

Johnny V: Man, he's definately got a bright future ahead of him!

Kevin Tann rolls Page back into the ring, and slides in under the bottom rope tagging Smokes back in. Smokes drills Page with a hard right hand, and then bounces off the ropes, and takes Page down with a beautiful DDT! He then pulls Page up, lifts him up and drops him down with a beautiful backbreaker, wasting no motion at all, showing his technical expertise. Smokes then quickly climbs to the second rope and drops a knee across Page's head! As Page tries to crawl out of the ring, Smokes grabs him by his hair and pulls him right back into the ring! Page tries to swing around and throw a right, but Smokes ducks and when Page is turned a full 360 off balance, Smokes kicks him in the stomach and delievers a beautiful snap suplex that takes the air out of Page's lungs, but he doesn't let the suplex go! He twirls over giving a tribute to the late, great, Eddie Gurerrero, and stands him back up and delievers ANOTHER snap suplex! The crowd begins to chant

Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

And Smokes finishes the trifecta with a third snap suplex leaving Sean Page laying still in the ring. The crowd pops LOUDLY as Page is layed out in the center of the ring. Smokes then goes over and tags in Kevin Tann who leaps to the top rope, AND DELIEVERS THE TANNTASTIC FINISH SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

Smokey Green: OH MY THESE TWO KIDS ARE AMAZING! FIRST SMOKES WITH THE THREE AMIGOS, OBVIOUSLY A TRIBUTE TO EDDIE GURERRERO AND THEN KEVIN TANN WITH A TANNTASTIC FINISH OH MY PAGE IS FINISHED HERE!

Johnny V: But they're still setting him up Smokey!

Smokes and Tann do a quick nod to each other and Smokes pulls Page up and hoists him in the air, and Tann bounces off the ropes AND THEY DELIEVER THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!

Smokey Green: OH MY IT'S THE 3...

Johnny V: DON'T SAY THAT! YOU WANNA GET SUED!? They call that "The Hangover" and man oh man does Sean Page ever look hung over as Smokes goes for the pin!

1..2..3!!!

D.N.A by Xzibit hits over the PA as Tann and Smokes look down at Page with cocky smirks, and they both deliever the Gym Teacher's Snot Rag on Page's prone body as the two up and comers exit the ring.

Smokey Green: What a way to kick of Tuesday Night Terror! Maybe now, Sean Page will take the hint that he's not wanted here!

Johnny V: I don't know...I kinda like seeing him get his ass kicked. Over rated asshole. Hell his promos put me to sleep anyway!

Winners: D.N.A

Written By Tann

Match #1
Title: None
Match Type: Non-Title
Meagan Roy vs. Prissy

Smokey Green: Meagan Roy just hasn't been able to pull off a win in the past couple of weeks. Now she's got a match against Full Throttle Champ Prissy. It'll be interesting to see if she can make a comeback. I think it's fair to say she's the huge underdog here.

Johnny V: Sounds as interesting as watching Michael Moore play golf.

Kellie Mewes: Introducing first, from Key West, Florida! Weighing in at 152lbs... MEAGAN ROY!!

The lights of the OWF arena blacken without a moments hesitations. Laughing can be heard in the distance, LOUD distance, as Meagan's face appears on the screens, with a smile of evil on her face, the fans are dead quiet with some what fear, her eyes are bright and mysterious. Pyros blast through the stage as "Fatal" by RZA blasts the speakers with much anticipation.
Yo, yo, yo, It's the feast of the blood resin, Unleash the beast within, I walk around, with the strength of a hundred men, You best to run before I count to ten, Blood drippin from my canine, like a fountain pen, It seems I've been asleep for a thousand years, The way my water change it bring me a thousand tears, Prince of darkness, they walk through the rays of light, To this beat a vampire, I'm the prototype, The shape shifting mirror image flash photo type, To everlasting original red blood-o-type
Steam rolls in from the side stage, and Meagan steps out from backstage. The same evil smile on her face. She wears, black leather boots that climb up her leg stopping right below her knees, a pair of black faded snug baggy jeans, that has loose strings hanging from the side of the pocket, that hold them shut, the pant leg overlapped her boots. She has on a tight fitting sweatshirt like black shirt that has zippers up her arms to her shoulders. The shirt has two thick red lights up her chest. She has on what seems to be a gun harness, but no weapons in it, around her waist and even up around her pants, even looped twice around her left leg. Her brown hair hung loose against her shoulders.
He was born perfect, And just like the great white shark, This guy has never had to evolve Try to use my name, that's fatal, Try to claim my fame, (for)that's fatal, About to brave the pain, that's fatal, Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal,
Meagan walks down the ramp with a strut, getting to the end of the ramp she turns in her steps and she flips the fingers point in the direction of the fans, she lowers her hands as though she is pointing somebody out, turns her hand over and gives the bring it sign with both hands, and middle fingers.
Come on, walk with me, Come on, walk with me, Come on, walk with me, walk with me, Come on, walk with me, Come on, walk with me, Come on, walk with me, walk with me, Come on, walk with me,
Meagan places her hand on the edge of the out side ring and she lifts her self up to the matt slides her self in to the ring, with a smile on her face, she heads in to the middle of the ring.
You're not immortal, I must have heard hundreds of rodents make the same claim, Each one of them have tasted the end of my sword, I strike back with a vengence, The father of your descendants, And I can't be deflected, by your silver cross pendants, Bloody holy water, you make the false images, Once waiting for the sickle, aaah your life dimminishes Sting like the scorpion, strike with the force of ten, My blood is known to revitalise the corpse of men, In the last days they say the dead will walk again, The blind deaf and the dumb will talk again
After few grueling pictures of the bloodied messes she left in the ring with a pile of bodies from her past matches� .her face re-appears on the screens as Meagan stands there looking up at her self. The same cold evil look on her face
Try to do as my name, that's fatal, Try to claim my fame, (for)that's fatal, About to brave the pain, that's fatal, Bite through your jugular vein, that's fatal YOU LOSE!
The voice was of her own as the face fades from the screen and she has an even bigger smile on her face as she awaits her opponents arrival

Kellie Mewes: And her opponent, weighing in at 123lbs from Houston, Texas. She's the OWF Full Throttle Champion... PRISSY!!

Lights go dim, and Evanescence's "Going Under" blares through the arena. The entranceway is illuminated by a red glow. "The Bitch is Back" appears on the Titantron as the lights come back and Prissy walks down towards the ring, clad with her Full Throttle belt hung on her shoulder, as her cold stare never leaves her destination. She slaps hands with a few fans and climbs under the second rope and into the ring awaiting the start of her match.

The bell rings. Prissy and Meagan circle each other in the ring. Meagan Roy quickly takes a step forward but withdraws, causing Prissy to jump towards Meagan. Roy steps to the side and launches Prissy into the corner with one hand. Prissy stops herself with the ropes and avoids a boot to the face by Meagan. She springs herself off the ropes and takes Meagan down to the mat. Prissy wastes no time in beginning her assault with several lefts and rights to Meagan's face. Meagan lifts her knees up and pushes Prissy off of her. Meagan uses the ropes to lift herself up but is pulled by her hair towards the center of the ring. Prissy kicks Meagan in the gut, causing her to bend over. Prissy runs and bounces off the ropes to try and set up a bulldog but Meagan counters by converting it into an Irish whip. Roy lands a vicious clothesline on Prissy and goes for the cover.

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2- NO!

Prissy kicks out. Meagan picks up Prissy and begins setting her up for a suplex. She lifts Prissy into the air but Prissy twists out of Meagan's grip and lands on her feet behind her. Prissy chops the back of Meagan's leg, bringing her down to one knee. She then follows to propel herself off the ropes and deliver a knee to the back of the head of Roy. With Meagan Roy looking like she's out cold, Prissy begins climbing the far turnbuckle. She jumps from the top turnbuckle trying to hit a Moonsault but Roy rolls out of the way just in time. With Prissy clutching her ribs after an awkward landing, Meagan seizes the opportunity to take advantage. She hits a neckbreaker on Prissy and immediately follows through with an elbow drop. Meagan Roy locks Prissy in a Sleeper, slowing down the match considerably. Getting drowsy, Prissy's eyelids begin to flutter and she seems to be really out of it. The referee begins to check her. He lifts her arm once and it drops with no sign of consciousness. The second lift drops again. The third time however, Prissy holds her fist in the air and seems pumped to break out of the hold. Prissy forces Meagan to stand up and begins jamming her elbow into Roy's gut. She finally breaks out of the hold and begins pushing Meagan towards the rope. Prissy dropkicks Meagan right in her jaw and Roy falls over the top rope onto the mat outside of the ring. Prissy gets a running start and jumps over the ropes with a crossbody. Meagan, realizing where she is, quickly moves by putting her hands in the air and redirecting Prissy towards the safety wall in mid-air. Prissy hits the wall hard and falls on the ground. Both women are down and in pain. The referee begins the 10-count.

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3...

4...

5...

They both start stirring.

6...

7...

Both women are on their feet. Meagan punches Prissy in the jaw and slides her into the ring. Meagan goes to work on Prissy landing lefts and rights. She then Irish Whips Prissy hard into the corner. Prissy hits the corner and falls to the ground holding her hand on her back. As Meagan begins to lift Prissy by her hair, Prissy delivers a knee to Meagan's gut. She then slams Meagan's face into her other knee. Prissy runs to the ropes and bounces off the second one, delivering a hurricarana to Meagan. With Meagan down, Prissy decides to climb up the turnbuckles. Just as she reaches the top, Meagan begins to get up. This works out perfectly for Prissy who connects with the Mirrorwalk. She jumps over to get the cover.

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2...

3!!!

The bell rings and Kellie Mewes announces Prissy as the winner.

Winner: Prissy

Written By Violet

Segment

The ref is now on his feet and holding Prissy's arm in victory. After the ref leaves the middle of the ring. Prissy is just about to leave the ring when Meagan super charges after her. Grabs her by the back of her hand and whips her back to the ground. Her back hittin' hard. Meagan then lifts one leg over Prissy, leans down and starts to punch the shit out of her. Prissy completely shocked from the action had no time to react on the matter, and seemed to be almost knocked out concious when "My Hump's" By Black Eyed Peas blasts the speakers... Meagan paying not attention to the music continues to bash in Prissy's face.

Johnny V: "That music.. is that.. who I think it is...?"

Smokey Green: "You will found out now won't you Johnny!"

Meagan still not payin' any attention to the ramp. Out from the backstage comes a woman with brownish, blonde curly locks. She has on black leather hiking boots. Fashionable at that, with an army pattern skirt, and a light brown muscle shirt. She has a lead pipe in her hand and she starts to run down the ramp.

Johnny V: "HOLY SHIT IT'S MADISON DIVERA.. SHE'S BACK BABY...."

Smokey Green: "Who signed her looney bin release papers... who in the bloody hell would let a woman like that out of the Psyche Ward??"

Madison has an evil smile on her face as she slides the lead pipe in to the ring she slides in right after not wasting andy time she grabs Meagan from around the waist an flips her over her head.. connecting Meagan's back hard to the matt. Madison gets up. She heads over to Prissy. The now hurt Meagan rolls around on the matt clutching her back in pain. Madison reaches for her leadpipe not far from Prissy.

Smokey Green: "What in the world did Prissy do...?"

Her face had been bloodied up.. and there was a cut above her eye. Prissy's eyes barely open looks up at Madison with a look of fear. She was down and hurt and Madison had a lead pipe. Madison reaches her arm out and she grabs Prissy's hand and helps her to her feet. Prissy still giving Madison an odd look. She tends to stumble backwards and Meagan is now on her feet and charging after Prissy and Madison. Madison extends her right leg with her arms lowered holding the lead pipe under her boot as it connects with Meagan's gut. She falls back to the matt. She turns her head and she sees Prissy had fell in to the ropes. She sticks the lead pipe in to her boot and she grabs Prissy's arm and places it over her shoulders and wraps an arm around Prissy's upper back.Helping her out of the ring. She jumps odd the ring and helps Prissy down as she continues to help her up the ramp.

Meagan Roy: "So you come in the ring and dish me a tiny bit of pain and walk away. What kind of Queen of OWF is that if you won't come in here and try and deal to me what you used to deal to other.. come on Madison... come in the ring and get me.."

The EMT's make it down the ramp, and followed by Silkk. He looked at Prissy with shock and horror but when he saw Madison his feet froze on the ramp. He looked at her with wide eyes like he had just seen a ghost. Madison looks up from her feet to Silkk and she takes Prissy's arm and wraps it over Silkk's shoulder. Silkk wrapped his arm around Prissy's upper back and just stared at Madison. Taking the lead pipe out of her boot. She clapped it against her hand like a caveman would do with a club. Silkk gave her a confused look for a moment. She turned around and she ran down the ramp. Meagan watchin' on dropped the Microphone in fear and starts to back away from the front side of the ring. Madison came up and slide in to the ring ran after Meagan and Clotheslines her to the matt. Yet again smacking the lead pipe against her palm like a club she looks down at Meagan with a sly grin.

Johnny V: "Now there is the Madison we know and love..."

Smokey Green: "Don't be so sure about that.. she's too different.. there is somethin' not right about her..."

Madison continues to have a sly grin on her face as Meagan begins to back away from her but when Madison gets closer once more. Meagan slides her left leg between Madison's legs on the matt and then Meagan turns on to her stomach on the matt, and then all the way to her back again.. her right foot connecting with the weak spot of Madison knee and knocking Madison hard to the matt. Her lead pipe flying across the ring. Meagan gets up from the matt and goes over to Madison she lifts one left over her to the other side like she did with Prissy and she bend down and went to punch her. But Madison grabbed her fist before she went to punch and she lifts her legs up to Meagan's back and she summer saults her to the other side of the ring. Meagan banging her head on the led pipe on her way down, her vision becomes blurred and very shakey. Madison gets up. She walks back over to Meagan and she picks up the lead pipe. She turns to the crowd.. and looks around from side to side. Oddly enough the crowd burst out in to more Cheers then boos, and began to chant her name..

Fans: "MADISON! MADISON! MADISON! MADISON! MADISON!"

Madison cracks and even bigger smile. She snatches the microphone that Meagan once had from the matt and raises it to her lips.

Madison: "THE QUEEN OF OWF IS BACK AND READY FOR SOME MORE ACTION! If You're with me yell Hell Ya.."

Fans: "HELL YA!"

Smokey Green: "Since when did she love the fans Johnny?"

Johnny V: "No clue but I am diggin' all of it!... HELL YA!"

Smokey Green: "Dork...!"

Madison smiles again and she turns back and looks at Meagan...

Madison: "Should I teach Meagan a lesson or two in respectin' the best around here?"

Madison raises the microphone to the crowd.

Fans: "HELL YA!"

Madison turns to the now.. stumbling Meagan.. Madison smiles as she drops the microphone to the matt like Meagan once did. She walks over to her with the lead pipe reared up in attack position and looks around the crowd as they chant again..

Fans: "MAKE HER! THEN BREAK HER! MAKE HER! THEN BREAK HER! MAKE HER! THEN BREAK HER!"

Madison laughs at the crowd.. then turns to face Meagan again who had a punch ready flyin to her face like an unidentified flying object. Madison ducks her head just in time... spins and wacks one really good in to Meagan's back. All you could hear throughout the ring was the making of splits and cracks coming from Meagan's back as she descends hopelessly to the matt, face first.

Smokey Green: "Holy Tilotee's I heard that way over here... Madison broke Meagan's back with the lead pipe.."

Madison places the lead pipe in to her boot again and she bends down and helps up the groaning Meagan. She places her up against the ropes back first and she screams in a tremendous amount of pain. Taking the lead pipe out of her pocket again. "Bloodlust" Bobby Midnight is now power trippin' it out from backstage. But followed shortly after by, "The Bout It One" Micheal "Silkk" Carrington. He grabs Midnights arm. He turns around to a punch in the face from Silkk and he falls back to the ramp. Lookin' as if he was knocked out. Silkk reaches down to pick Bobby Midnight up and instead, Midnight grabs Silkk's arm and flips him over him on the ramp. Madison's focus turns from them to the crowd..

Fans: "PAY BACK'S A BICH! PAY BACK'S A BITCH! PAY BACK'S A BITCH! HELL YA!"

Madison rears the lead pipe back and swings. Connecting it against the side of Meagan's face, you hear more crackin' as Meagan's lifeless like body begins to fall to the matt again. Blood now coming out from above her eye, her nose, and mouth. She lays on the matt unconcsios. Droppin' the lead pipe beside Meagan's unconsious self. She heads back over to the other side of the ring and picks up the microphone again raisin' it to her lips.

Johnny V: "Not only that Smokey Green.. my Maddy broke her jaw to.. HELL YA!"

Madison turns her head and she looks at Silkk and Bobby battle it out... but then Bobby Midnight runs from the scene and over to Meagan's lifeless body as the EMT's rush down and put her on a stretcher. Madison watchin' as it happens cracks a slight laugh.

Madison: "That's the person that supposively took me out. That is the woman that was the superior to me. Calling me no Queen of the OWF. Now look at her. She is a bloodied up corpse waitin' to get an autopsy. Thanks to.. Yours Truly. Now what is there left to do. Make an example of everybody else in my way of bein' the person I am.. just like I made an example of Meagan Roy. She took out the big bad bitch out of the federation .. for a short say month.. and now.. look at her. She's back. When on the other hand.. The big bad bitch of OWF just took her out for good. Disrespectin' the people who are the best around here will only land you one way ticket to hell, and I delivered it to her. She wants to talk about people who in which are way out of her league then I will show her something from somebody who is 10x out of her league. As for the OWF. Consider Madison.. back and ready to kick some more ass... CAN I HEAR A HELL YA....?"

Madison raises the microphone to crowd.. now what's left in the ring is Madison and a pile of blood from Prissy and Meagan. Silkk still standing on the ramp.

Fans: "HELL YA!"

Madison drops the microphone for the last time and her music hits. "My Humps" By Black Eyed Peas. She grabs her lead pipe. Hoists her foot on the bottom rope and she wipes the blood from Meagan's face on her skirt and smiles to the crowd as she sticks it back in her boot. Sliding out of the ring she walks up the ramp. Turning her head to look at Silkk as she walks backstage. Silkk turns and jogs slowly after her..

Johnny V: "Now this is what I call entertainment.."

Scene slowly fades to a commercial break...

Written By Abby

Match #2
Title: None
Match Type: Singles
Greg Jackson Vs. Chris Goings
Kellie Mewes: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California! Definition of Pain Memeber, GREG JACKSON!!

"California Love" by Tupac featuring Dr. Dre blares over the speakers, which makes the fans cheer wildly. Greg Jackson then walks out on the entranceway and slowly walks down to the ring, slapping the hands of some fans on his way down. He slides into the ring, climbs the nearby turnbuckle, and raises his arms, posing for the fans until his music dies down.

Kellie Mewes: And his opponent, weighing in at 275lbs, Chris Goings!

Chris Goings' music blasts ("Enemy" - Seven Dust) as he steps onto stage, being lead by John Sanders. They stand by side on stage, and the pryos shoot off at stage, along with smoke.

Smokey Green: This promises to be a good match up as Chris Goings put on a great showing last week!

Johnny V: Yeah, and Greg Jackson is the OWF's version of Scooby Doo! Yeah this'll be a REAL good match!

The bell rings and Goings heads right after Greg Jackson, who ducks a right hand and stings Goings with a right of his own, and another. He then throws a kick that Goings catches, AND JACKSON CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL ENZIGURI TO GOINGS' HEAD! Goings goes down holding the back of his head in pain! Jackson stands back waiting for Goings to get to his feet, and Jackson bounces off the ropes, and leaps up taking Goings down again with a hurricanrana!!! The crowd pops LOUDLY loving the athleticism that Jackson is displaying!

Smokey Green: Scooby Doo is doing pretty good huh Johnny?

Johnny V: Hey, I never said he wasn't good...I'm just saying that he's like Scooby Doo that's all!

Once he takes Goings down with a hurricanrana, he rushes over and leaps to the top rope again! Waiting for Goings to get to his feet, Jackson simply shrugs and leaps...AND DELIEVERS THE BLACKJACK ALREADY!!!

Smokey Green: BLACK JACK!!! BLACK JACK!!! THE MATCH IS ONLY A FEW SECONDS OLD AND HE HIT THE BLACKJACK!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! He goes for the cover!!

1...2...3!!!!

Smokey Green: WOW that was fast!

Johnny V: Yeah, I bet the only thing faster is when you have sex!

Smokey Green: Shut up Johnny!

Winner: Greg Jackson

Written By Tann

Match #3
Title: None
Match Type: Singles
BaneVs. Punisher Arena lights dim, the Tron comes on with a picture of Bane in the distance heading towards the front of screen the sound of thunder is heard, lightning hits the ramp as Bane walks out with Bones his manager by his side.

Kellie Mewes: Introducing first, from New York City, New York... BAAAAAAANE CROW!!

The song, "One Step Closer" hits, the lights turn blue and The Punisher begins to walk to the ring with no fear in his eyes. He just walks down to the ring he jumps on the apron and as he jumps on the apron fire works explode from the four turn buckles. He holds down the middle rope and gets into the ring. He walks into the middle of the ring and raises one arm in the air as he raises his arm the lights turn back to normal.

Kellie Mewes: And his opponent, from The Great White North, Canada. THE PUNISHER!

The bell rings, signaling the start of the match. Bane starts it off by letting loose a flurry of punches and kicks to the midsection of the Punisher. The size difference is notable as the Punisher is an entire foot taller and 100 pounds larger than Bane Crow. Crow finds that his attacks had little to no effect on the Punisher. The bigger man charges Bane into the corner and starts ramming his shoulder into Bane's abdomen repeatedly. Finally Bane lifts his knee up, colliding it with Punisher's head. Punisher turns around, bending down and holding his forehead. After catching his breath, Bane runs forward and tries to deliver a bulldog but the Punisher counters it into an Irish Whip into the opposite direction. The Punisher catches him and throws him into the middle of the ring mat with a powerslam. The big man jumps and attempts a knee drop to Bane's head but Bane just barely escapes by rolling out of the ring. Crow begins walking around the side of the ring trying to distance himself from the Punisher. The Punisher climbs over the ropes and hops down to the mat and begins stalking Bane. Bones, Bane's manager, steps in the Punisher's way - not allowing him to pass by. Punisher grabbed Bones and drove him into the ring post. "The Dark Angel" took this chance to ambush the Punisher and surprised him by pushing him into the same ring post. Bane slid into the ring and then back out, breaking the referee's ten-count that was at 7. Crow cringed as he tried to pull the massive Punisher to his feet and pushed him into the ring. As soon as Bane got into the ring, he fell flat on the ground thanks to a drop toe hold by Punisher. The Punisher got up, bounced off the ropes, and dropped a leg on Bane's head. He went for the cover.

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Bane just barely got his shoulder off the mat. The Punisher pulls him up off the ground by his hair and kicks him in the midsection. Bane bends over and the Punisher places head between his knees. He lifts Bane up, going for the powerbomb but Bane begins hammering closed-fist lefts and rights at the Punisher's face. The referee who's likely to be almost one and a half feet shorter than the Punisher can't see Bane's fists from the distance. Crow finally manages to jump off from the Punisher's upper body.

Smokey Green: Bane is showing great athleticism and a lot of heart in this match, folks.

Johnny V: That's definitely not enough to take out the Punisher.

Smokey Green: Weren't you rooting for Bane just a couple of weeks ago?

Johnny V: I root for winners, Smokey. Right now, the Punisher is winning.

Bane uses the ropes to give him a fast break and he rams his shoulder into Punisher's gut. He then follows up with a DDT, driving Punisher's head into the mat. The Punisher tries to get up again but Bane delivers a dropkick to the Punisher's face to keep him on the ground. Bane didn't go for the cover, realizing that it'll take more than just a DDT and a dropkick to pull off a win.

Johnny V: Come on, BANE!

Smokey Green: Make up your mind already.

Johnny V: I told you! I root for winners.

"The Dark Angel" Bane Crow climbs to the second turnbuckle and hits a double axe-handle on Punisher who was beginning to get up. The Punisher remained one one knee and squinted as he was hit. As Bane was going to lift the Punisher up, he was grabbed by the shoulders and lifted into the air by his opponent. He quickly squirmed out and slid between the Punisher's legs. Bane grabbed The Punisher and swung him against the ropes. On the return, he caught him and - DEATH DROP. That came out of nowhere.

1..

2..

3!

It's over. The referee lifts Bane's hand in victory.

Smokey Green: The bigger they are, the harder they fall I guess.

Johnny V: See, my faith in Bane never faltered.

Winner: Bane

Written By Violet

Segment

The scene comes back from yet again another commercial break. Showing Madison walking down the hallway of the arena from the ramp. Silkk is jogging after her. Walking right beside her now. She remains looking right in head of herself, as if she doesn't know Silkk is there.

Silkk: "Madison..Madison..Stop please..."

Still walking..

Madison: "Why.. I saved your girlfriend for a Meagan break down.. what else do you want from me.."

Silkk: "Baby, you are my girl. You remember you called me and told me it was off. You know how much I have thought about you? Missed you? I was there for you. I was the one that helped you get out of that crazy place. Now you just going to ignore me?"

Madison stops.. she has a look of hurt and anger in her eyes as she looks at Silkk.

Madison: "Micheal, you call calling me maybe just maybe 3 times a week and seeing me about twice a week really helping me much? I saw your promotional skits on the television when I was in that awful place and you mentioned many times that you wanted Prissy.. and on top of that WHILE YOU WERE WITH ME... do you know how much that hurts.. that when I am down and out you are thinking of gettin' in another chicks pants?

Silkk notices the anger and hurt in her eyes. Silkk steps closer to Madison and looks into her eyes. Madison somewhat turns her head.

Silkk: Baby, you know I would give up everything for you. I told you that from day one. Yes, I will admit I was wrong for going out talking to other girls, and thinking about other girls, but you have to understand, I was losing hope. I didn't know what to do Madison, but I am a man, and I want to apologize for hurting you. Now baby, I understand that you may not give me another chance, but please think about it. I will cut all them females off just to be back with the woman I love.

Madison's eyes begin to water..

Madison: "Cut off the other girls huh... so now when I don't need you.. you want to be with me. But when I am sick and hurt and down and out for the count you wanted to ditch me and follow your pecker to greener pastures? When I needed you the most you weren't there.."

Silkk holds his head down as he notices that Madison has a tear falling from her cheek. Silkk wipes the tear away.

Silkk: Maddie, I admit I was dumb, and I fucked up. I'm not going to stand here and lie to you, because our relationship wasn't built on lies. It was built on love. I know deep down inside, you still love me. If you don't want to be back with me, I can't force you to do that, but I hope you understand how sorry I am. You know when I got the call you didn't want me anymore. I was down and out. I didn't know what to do or what to say. Now you are back, I just want things back like they use to be. When it was all about Micheal and Madison...

Madison: "Yeah only because I am back in the OWF.. Only because it looks good for everybody else.. only because now that I am here and not together you know how much it will bother you..."

Silkk grabs Madison hand and holds it tightly.

Silkk: Madison, so what are you trying to tell me? That you don't want me? You just going to ignore me? Treat me as a person that doesn't even exist anymore?

Madison: "I'm not ignoring you right now am I? Micheal, I love you with all my heart.. and it feels like you smashed it in to bits.. it's hard to recover from something like that. I could never ignore you or pretend like you don't exist.."

Silkk: Do you understand that it killed me inside when I seen you get takin' away and locked up? When I lost you, my world crashed hard! Nothing was clicking for me. I was still taking care of the kids for you, and since I didn't have papers on them, guess what? I had to give them back to your family. I was hurt. I was mad. I didn't know what to do. I made the wrong decision, I didn't think you wanted to be with me anymore by the last time we talked on the phone. Now that you are back and you are here, I want you back. So what do I have to do to get you back? Anything you want, Anything you ask for....Just tell me...

Silkk pulls Madison closer, and she somewhat pulls away and looks him in the eyes and Silkk wraps his arms around her waist and looks at her...

Madison: "There is a difference.. I didn't ask to be locked up.. I was takin' away.. I didn't have a choice in the matter. You had a choice in wantin' other girls. About us... I.. .. we're goin' to take it slow.. and I am not movin' in with you..right away anyways.. I need to focus on OWF and gettin' Brooke back.. all of them.. "

Madison's eyes begin to water again. But she takes in a deep breath and forces the tears back.

Silkk: Ok, we can take it slow. Focus on what you need to do. I will be here for you. My number ain't changed, neither has my address. If you change your mind, you know that my place is your place.

Silkk wipes the tears away from Madison face and gives her a hug and Silkk lets go of her because it seems she didn't want Silkk to touch her that much. But instead, she wraps her arms around him and lays her head against his chest.

Madison: "Feel like going for something to eat before your match?"

Silkk face is shocked and he pulls Madison closer and gently raises her chin up and looks her in the eyes..

Silkk: Sure, and maybe after my match we can go elsewhere and talk about us.

Madison nods her head. Looks back in to his eyes and begins to walk down the hallway again, turning around she looks back at him with a somewhat smile.

Madison: "Hey slow poke, you comin' chum?"

Silkk picks up speed..

Silkk: "Sue thing babe.."

Silkk wraps his arm around Madison's shoulder. She looks up at him.. something he hasn't seen in her face since they first met and that was a glow in her eyes as she wrapped her arm around his back, they continued to walk down the hallway of the arena to the parking lot.. scene fades to a commercial break..

Written By Abby

Match #4
Title: None
Match Type: Single Match
Glacier Vs. Dynamic Dynamite
"Your Cold As Ice" plays as the musclar six footer, Glacier, walks out on stage with a grin. He walks down the stage slowly as he receives mixed reactions from the crowd. He walks up the cold hard steel steps and gets into the ring.

Kellie Mewes: Ladies and Gentlemen this next match is scheduled for one fall, on his way to the ring....

Kellie Mewes is interrupted as Dynamic Dynamite attacks Glacier from behind while he's on his way to the ring!!! Dynamic Dynamite simply drills him in the back of the head with a hard forearm sending him down the ramp! DD continues to put the boots to him as Glacier is trying to cover up to get himself started to mount a counter attack! When they get to ringside, Dynamic Dynamite hits him with another hard right hand!! Glacier responds with a right hand of his own staggering the big man back! Glacier advances hitting The X Rated Icon with a kick to the gut! He takes a few steps back and charges and takes Dynamic Dynamite down with a running clothesline!!

Smokey Green: This is some insane action and the bell hasn't even rang yet!

Johnny V: Yeah I know, this Static/DOP fued is definately heating up!

Dynamic Dynamite is laying on the outside after the clothesline, he looks as though he's seriously rattled! However he's reaching under the ring for something!! He starts to pull himself up to his feet as Glacier is primed and ready to attack again!! He makes a B-Line for DD who has his backed turned, who knows what the hell Glacier is going for! Dynamic Dynamite turns around and DRILLS GLACIER IN THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR OUT OF NOWHERE KNOCKING GLACIER INTO LAST WEEK!

Smokey Green: OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT IMPACT?!

Johnny V: And Dynamic Dynamite is showing why he IS an Icon! Look at the genius! He knew had Glacier scouted!! And look at the aftermath!

Smokey Green: And there's nothing the ref can do since the match hasn't even started yet!

Dynamic Dynamite takes in the boos from the crowd with a laugh as he pulls Glacier up and rolls him into the ring and he enters himself. The crowd boos loudly as the ref calls for the bell! Dynamic Dynamite drops down onto Glacier as if he's exausted and goes for the cover!

1...2...3!

The crowd boos loudly as the ref raises Dynamic Dynamite's hand in victory.

Smokey Green: Yeah, real easy to get a win after you hit a man with a chair!

Johnny V: Hey, it was legal! The match didn't start!

Smokey Green: Yeah sure, but look at the asshole! He's acting as if he's just won the title! What a prick!

Winner: Dynamic Dynamite

Written By Tann

Segment
In the ring, the camera focuses on the green, black, and white props set up. Four dark-green pillars stand erected on each corner of the ring and a large throne-like seat is in the middle of the ring facing the Titantron. A single padded stool sits opposite the throne. White carpet has been placed on the mat, covering the whole ring surface. The crowd doesn't exactly know what to make of this.

Johnny V: I think it's time for that new show or something.

Smokey Green: You're right, Johnny. I believe it's called 'To The Point' and it's hosted by Robin Wu. She was and probably still is a great wrestler that worked her way to the top multiple times over in New Hampshire. I'm not exactly sure if we're going to get to see her as a competitor but the anticipation for this new segment has really built up during this last week.

Johnny V: Sounds like a waste of precious time to me. You know, the networks charge us by the minute.

Smokey Green: No, Johnny. No they don't.

Johnny V: Shut up.

The lights dim and single beam of light hits the stage. "Gossip Folks" by Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott begins playing on the loudspeakers and an Asian woman steps out into the light. She's wearing a gray business skirt suit and silver stilettos. The crowd doesn't know how to react so they remain silent. There are, however, a few jeers that can be heard coming from the nosebleed section. Robin walks down the ramp confidently and strides up the steel steps into the ring. She signals to cut the music and sits down on the throne as she's handed a microphone by Kellie Mewes. She makes herself comfortable and begins to speak.

Robin Wu: Well, well, well. Here I am in Texas. Redneck country, home of the KKK and two second-rate football teams. I am so honored to be in the presence of a crowd with an average IQ of 74. That's sarcasm if you can't tell, numbskulls.

This obviously doesn't go down well with the crowd and they immediately start showering her with boo's.

Robin Wu: I'm sorry, you must be assuming that I care what you think. I don't. Coming in you guys had no idea who I was, except for maybe some of the hobos hanging out by the rafters. Then again, aren't ALL Texans hobos? Ah forget it, I'm sick of wasting my breath on you people. I might as well introduce myself so you can go home and make your little signs with whatever crayons and toilet paper you can find. I'm Robin Wu. The one and only. The best. The Saint. Okay, well I'm not a Saint but that's a nickname I've earned over years of pulling off so-called 'miracle' victories. If you haven't noticed by now because of your less-than-average attention span, this is the set of my new show every week 'To The Point'. Every week, I'll have another very special guest to interview. Coincidentally, he's actually facing one of your worthless Texan brethren. This week, I've decided to call upon Shyne who seems to have realized what filthy ingrates all you people are. That's your queue, Shyne.

"We Ready" by Archie starts playing and Shyne walks out and down the ramp. Boo's from all corners of the arena rain down on Shyne. He enters the ring and is about to sit on the stool but Robin pulls it towards her and puts her feet up on it. Shyne remains standing. His music cuts.

Robin Wu: So Shyne. It looks as though you've finally realized that these 'fans' are nothing but ungrateful idiots that come out every week and serve their purpose... paying our checks.

Shyne: Ya damn straight I realized it, they were all about me when I was climbing the ranks rapidly, but now the motherfuckers wanna doubt me when I lose two matches?! All these fans can suck my mothafuckin' dick!

Robin Wu: Now I'm not a fan of this whole 'gangsta' wave nowadays but it's refreshing to see you moving out of the dump and living the high life. How do you feel about your decision and how different do you think people will think of you now?

Shyne: Don't get the shit twisted Robin Wu, I'm still gangsta to the core, and one thing you learn in the hood is RESPECT and if somebody disrespects you, then you don't fuck with em' anymore, sometimes even leave em' in a gutter somewhere, but the fans and the hood disrespected me when they doubted me, so I throw my middle finger up to em' because they just lost the only thing they had, Me!

The crowd boos violently.

Robin Wu: Easy there, don't bust a vocal cord. Now your opponent tonight is Kenyon Carrington, Brother or half-brother or cousin or whatever of Silkk. Kenyon the self-proclaimed 'Assassin' seems pretty set on taking you out tonight. Johnny V over there and I have been taking a few bets and apparently, no one has any faith in you. You've been in a slump as of late, ya think you can break out of it?

Johnny V: Dammit Shyne, you better win! I've got 20 grand on this match!

Shyne: Hell Yes, fuck what everybody thinks, I'M CHI-TOWN'S FINEST! I'm the greatest Full Throttle Champion of all time, I've held the second most prestigious belt in the OWF, they have a reserved spot in the hall of fame for me already, so do me a favor Robin and dont ask anymore dumb questions like that ever again

Robin Wu: Uhh, Robin "The Saint" Wu doesn't ask dumb questions. Kenyon has been really putting some heat on you. Even though you're a former Full Throttle and North American champ, you're the underdog. Frankly, I think Kenyon is one of, if not the most talented superstar in the OWF right now aside from yours truly. How would you rate Kenyon as a threat to you on a scale of 1 - 10?

Shyne: A fuckin' 5...5 Star Fuck Up

Smokey Green: It's Kenyon Carrington! He's here!

Suddenly, Kenyon 'The Assassin' Carrington comes running down the ramp and enters the ring. He must've had enough of Shyne's trash talking and wanted to get his match underway as soon as possible. The two began exchanging punches in the middle of the ring. Kenyon threw Shyne into the corner, knocking over some of the set equipment.

Robin Wu: HEY, HEY, HEY! That's expensive shit. Get off of each other you damn Neanderthals. You're wrecking my set! SECURITY!

The ringside enforcer and a couple of security guards enter the ring and separate the two men. They're escorted back up the ramp separately as Robin tends to her set equipment. The show crew come out to clean up.

Smokey Green: Certainly an eventful first show for Robin Wu.

Written By Violet

Match #5
Title: None
Match Type: Single Match
Jacen Frost Vs. Grant Glidewell
Kellie Mewes: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is scheduled for one fall. On his way to the ring, representing the Definition of Pain! Weighing in at 248lbs, Grant Glidewell!

The Radiohead reverse guitar riff charged up the speakers, and pyros enveloped the catwalk causing the crowd to loudly react to the dark-sunglassed individual standing on the gantry, wearing a tight white t-shirt. Glidewell didn't strut, or do anything spectacular. Instead Grant, uncharacteristically calm, walked down towards the ring the crowd seemingly much more elated at his presence than he perceived to be.

Kellie Mewes: And his opponent from Detroit, Michigan! Weighing in at 215lbs, JACEN FROST!!

"Southtown" by P.O.D hits over the PA as Jacen Frost is standing at the top of the ramp, and the lights are flashing blue as he glares down at his opponent his eyes narrowed. He walks down the ramp with a slow, calculating walk ready to do battle. He leaps onto the apron and steps through the ropes and the crowd pops loudly for the former Full Throttle Champion!

Smokey Green: And it's great to see Jacen Frost back after that injury he sustained thanks to former champion Chris Green!

Johnny V: Hey, I won't lie I'm glad to see the guy back he's got some skills and...oh boy here we go!

The bell rings as Grant Glidewell charges at Jacen Frost who ducks under Glidewell's outstretched arms and delievers The Frostbite right to Glidewell's chest and he drops to the mat clutching his chest in pain!! Jacen Frost has an almost crazed look on his face breathing intensly.

Smokey Green: OH MY GOD WHAT A KICK!!! And...I don't know Johnny this doesn't look like the same Jacen Frost!

Johnny V: No it doesn't! It's a BETTER Jacen Frost! Look at that aggression!

Frost simply moves over to Glidewell who's still down AND LOCKS IN ABSOLUTE ZERO!!! Glidewell begins to tap out as he tries his best to resist the devastating hold but to no avail as Jacen Frost simply locks the move in tight!! The ref calls for the bell but Jacen Frost won't release the hold!

Smokey Green: Alright c'mon Jacen let him go! Let him go dammit!

Frost finally releases the hold as "Southtown" hits over the PA and Frost won't even let the referee raise his hand in victory as he exits the ring with a path of rage in his wake.

Winner: Jacen Frost

Written By Tann

Match #6
Title: None
Match Type: Hardcore Match
Kenyon Carrington Vs. Shyne
Announcer: Heading to the ring at this time 6'7", 285 lbs, hailing from Dallas, Tx. ...... Kenyon "The Assassin" Carrington

Smokey Green: Kenyon looks like he is more then ready for anything Shyne has to offer tonight.

Johnny V: He sure does, he has brought down a can with who knows what in it to ringside with him.

Announcer: His opponent 6'4", 235 lbs, hailing from Chicago, IL. ...... Shyne

Smokey Green: Shyne is no slacker when it comes to toys either, he has just entered the ring with a barb wired 2x4.

Johnny V: This looks like a game of you showed me yours, now I will show you mine, as Kenyon takes off the lid and dumps out the can.
The ref has called for the bell and this one is on.

Shyne has decided to keep the 2x4 as he heads towards Kenyon, Kenyon picks up a length of chain. He's swinging that chain, daring Shyne to step up. Shyne smiles then heads right for Kenyon. Kenyon swings the chain at his head. Shyne holds up the 2x4 to block it. The chain is wrapped around the 2x4 handle. They're both tugging at each other. Both the 2x4 and the chain go flying as both men stumble backwards.
Shyne is the first to recover. He charges Kenyon with a vicious tackle. He lands several hard rights to the side of Kenyon's head. But Kenyon reaches out and finds a cookie sheet. He slams it into the head of Shyne. Shyne rolls off Kenyon momentarily stunned. But not before he kicks the cookie sheet back into the face of Kenyon.
Both men are back up. They circle each other warily. Kenyon is the first to make a move. He catches Shyne in a tiger bomb. He picks up Shyne and tosses him into the ropes. Big boot to the chest. Now kenyon seems to be looking for something. He's picked up a mop handle.
Kenyon swings down at Shyne. Shyne ducks out of the way and the mop hits the ropes instead. Shyne takes Kenyon down with a low blow. Now Shyne has the mop. A blow to the back by Shyne. He picks up Kenyon. Side Russian leg sweep with the mop. Shyne tosses the mop and picks up Kenyon. Spider suplex on Kenyon.
Shyne's now in charge. He picks up a toaster. Shot to the kidneys with the toaster. Now he's got the cord wrapped around Kenyon's neck. Kenyon is in trouble. He makes a dive for the ropes and goes over the top. That did it, Shyne goes flying out of the ring with him. Both men are struggling to get up. Shyne is the first up. He pulls out the garbage can from the ring. Now Kenyon manages to get up on the apron. He does a running dive right into Shyne holding the garbage can. Both men are down on the floor.

Smokey Green: I can't believe it both these guys are lightning fast to get back to their feet!

They begin exchanging blows. Looks like Kenyon is getting the better of Shyne. But wait, Shyne catches him in a chokeslam! Kenyon is driven hard into the concrete floor. Shyne is climbing the ropes. He's looking to dive on Kenyon.

Johnny V: That would probably finish him out there on the hard floor.

Shyne is in the air! But Kenyon grabs the security railing and pulls it in the way. Shyne hits it hard and crumples to the floor.
Kenyon throws the rail down and begins to stomp the railing right into his chest. Kenyon is reaching for something under the ring! It's a sledgehammer!

Johnny V: He's going to finish Shyne!

Smoke Green: OMG SOMEONE STOP THIS!

Shyne gets his feet up and kicks the railing into Kenyon. The sledgehammer flys out of his hand into the ring. Shyne is up. He catches Kenyon with a pyramid driver. He's throwing Kenyon back into the ring. Now he's got the ringsteps. He tosses them into the ring. Kick to the gut on Kenyon. Shyne picks him up. Spinning backbreaker onto the steps! Shyne goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout!
Shyne picks him up. But Kenyon grabs the sledgehammer! Shot to the stomach on Shyne.

Johnny V: Bane has charged down to ringside and slid into the ring behind Shyne!

Bane hits Shyne with a Straightjacket suplex! Shyne lands right on the sledgehammer. Diving kneedrop by Bane on Kenyon then a boot to the face! Bane quickly slides out of the ring pointing at Shyne and Kenyon as he walks up the ramp.

Smokey Green: Bane has lost it!

Bane: Your coming for me Shyne! No I don't think so, because now I just came for you..... Kenyon tell your brother Silkk, HE'S NEXT.

Johnny V: You know Bane did that just to enrage Silkk, and show Shyne he can get to him any time he wants.

Smokey Green: Bane wants that match with Silkk, as far as he is concerned he is going to make it happen on way or another.

Johnny V: You have to give Bane credit he waited till the time was right to make his statement.

Shyne crawls over and goes for the pin. 1...2...kickout by Kenyon. Shyne picks up Kenyon for a reverse neckbreaker, but Kenyon reverses it into a DDT. Kenyon gets Shyne back to his feet, as Shyne gets to his feet he closed fists Kenyon right in the throat and rolls out of the ring. Kenyon is holding his throat as Shyne decides which weapon he want to use! He reaches in the ring and picks up the 2x4 covered in barbed wire again. Shyne rolls back in and opens up on Kenyon with it! Kenyon is trying to escape but Shyne continues to persue him. Kenyon out of desperation grabbs the 2x4 with one hand then with both and crashes it in Shyne's face!

Johnny V: This is turning into a blood bath.

Both men are pumping as Kenyon now takes the advantage and takes the 2x4 lifts it and comes crashing down on Shyne's back with it. Shyne doubles up with pain as Kenyon throws the 2x4 and goes for a cover. He only gets a two count before Shyne gets his shoulder up.
Shyne is down and in a pool of his own blood. Kenyon goes for the turnbuckle, climbs it and comes down with a leg drop but no bodys home! Shyne rolled out of the way but still can't make it to his feet, he crawls over for a cover but only gets a two as the crowd is now on their feet in a frenzy.
Both men are down and the ref starts to count 1..2..3..4..5.. Shyne is sitting up! So is Kenyon, there staggering to their feet! Kenyon colapses back down as Shyne holds onto the ropes dragging himself up.

Smokey Green: Shyne is up!

Johnny V: I can't believe it. Whats this? What is Kenyon digging in the wasteline of his trunks!

Shyne walks over to Kenyon and begins to apply a figure four. FIREBALL FROM KENYON RIGHT IN SHYNE'S FACE! Shyne releases and grabs for his face turning his back to Kenyon.

Smokey Green: That was quick thinking by Kenyon. But I think it was inefective, all the blood on Shynes face made for a protective shield against the flame.

Kenyon slowly gets back up with the top of the can and heads for Shyne. Shyne grabs a chair and blocks the shot then hits Kenyon with a boot to the midsection followed by a headlock face slam into the cavas. Both men are back down on the canvas. They crawl over to opposite sides of the ring and pull themselves to their feet by the 9-count. Kenyon walks over to Shyne, grabs him, and slams him hard into the turnbuckle. As Kenyon approaches Shyne, Shyne turns so he's behind Kenyon and slam's Kenyon's head into the top turnbuckle. Shyne pulls Kenyon over to the edge of the ring and lands a German Suplex - driving Kenyon into the steel chair. Kenyon looks knocked out cold. Shyne himself is barely keeping himself standing - he's lost a lot of blood. He grabs Kenyon's leg and slowly drags him over to the steel steps that were brought in before. Shyne picks up the steel chair and walks slowly up the turnbuckles.

Johnny V: What the hell is he doing now? This is suicide for sure.

Shyne sits on the top turnbuckle holding the steel chair. He finally lifts himself to the top and stands there. At some moments it looks as if he's about to fall down but then quickly regains his balance. Kenyon is starting to slowly get up. He's on one knee and he doesn't realize where Shyne is. Shyne takes off from the top rope and places the steel chair in front of him. MISSILE DROPKICK! Not just a missile dropkick, but a dropkick that pummels Kenyon's face with a steel chair. Kenyon's body collapses hard into the steel steps. Shyne falls over as well. Looking over, Shyne fights hard to pull himself to Kenyon. Shyne uses his last ounce of strength to pull Kenyon over so that his shoulders are on the mat. He places his arm over Kenyon's chest and his muscles finally cave in.

1..

2..

3!!!

The two men lie in a huge puddle of blood, oblivious to the fact that the match is now over. Chi-Town's Finest, Shyne is the winner.

Winner: Shyne

Written By Violet

Main Event Title:Non Title Match Type: Singles Michael "Silkk" Carrington and Joseph Storm Vs. Amaru and ???
Smokey Green: And we're ready for the Main Event...but I wonder what is Amaru's "Big Surprise"?

Johnny V: I don't know Smokey but believe me I sure can't wait for it! We're going to find out in just a minute!

Kellie Mewes: Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....STATIC!!

The arena goes black as the sound of static hits the speakers. The titon tron starts to display static on the screen "Determined" by Mudvayne starts to blare. As soon as the gets to the heavy part explosions go off and Amaru walks out from the back and stands there with his head down. Pyros start going off as he looks up and throws his arms in the air as more explosions start going off. The walk ramp is lighting up with different colors as strobe lights are going off. Amaru walks to down the ramp as flares start to go off as he is making his way down the ramp. Looking determined and concentrated he jumps onto the ring from the floor and enters through the middle rope. He looks around at the crowd as the music is still going, he stands in the middle of the ring as red flares burst off from the four corners of the ring he leans in a corner of the ring and awaits for his opponent.

Smokey Green: I don't like this one bit Johnny.

Johnny V: What're you talkin about Green?

Smokey Green: Where the hell is Amaru's partner? Why isn't he out here?

Johnny V: Hey, I talked to Amaru before we went on the air, and he guaranteed me that his partner would be here. Relax Smokey! Amaru is a professional, he knows how to take care of himself.

Smokey Green: I just have an idea that those Static bastards are going to screw us again!

Johnny V: Quit being so melodramatic! Jesus!

Kellie Mewes: And...well...his opponents! Introducing first, representing the Definition of Pain, weighing in at 180lbs, THE NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION, JOSEPH STORM!!

Wings of a Butterfly by HIM begins. The lights lower, a buzz grows over the crowd. Pyros fly from the entrance ramp, the arena lights up as the pyros fly over the crowd. Joseph Storm stands in the center of the entrance ramp with his arms rasied high. Alexis Rose stands next to him looking out on the crowd. The crowd boos the pair. Joseph Storm slowly paces his way to the ring with Alexis close behind. Storm rolls into the ring, pulls the ropes for Alexis and heads to his corner. He stretches his arms out and does his trademark, sitting on the top turnbuckle waiting for the bell.

Johnny V: Alright Mr. Detective, you want to be Sherlock Cocksucker! Where's Alexis? What's she brewing up?

Smokey Green: Don't be an asshole! You know she was injured last week when some unknown coward attacked her!

Johnny V: So you don't think that's a ruse Mr. Conspiracy Theory?

Smokey Green: You're such a dick!

Johnny V: Hey why don't you go and smoke penguin pole and call it exotic!

Smokey Green: Way to steal your favorite boss's line!

Kellie Mewes: And his opponent, from Norman, Oklahoma! THE OWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SILKK!!

The crowd ERRUPTS when Kellie Mewes calls the champ's name! The Pa System hits the song Fireman by Lil Wayne..."I Got Em...You Can't See Me...It's Tha Fireman!" Arena is competely dark as the music continues. Pyro in the ring goes off, and the fans jump up out of their seats and are going wild for Micheal "Silkk" Carrington. Silkk is standing at the top of the ramp and raises his hand in the air and has a focus look on his face. He has a smirk on his face and you hear the fans start to chant Silkk as he walks down the ramp and reaches out for the fans and he jumps on the ring and stands there and you hear the ladies getting louder and he gets in the middle of the ring. He takes off his durag and walks to his corner of the ring and raises the roof to get the fans pumps for the match. You start to hear the "Silkk...Silkk...Silkk" chants right before the bell rings.

Amaru is in the ring egging on Silkk telling him to get his ass in the ring as the bell sounds. The crowd pops loudly as Storm and Silkk start to talk it over and Storm tags in the World Heavyweight Champion. The crowd pops loudly as Amaru stands there in the ring yelling at Silkk to bring it on. Silkk charges at Amaru and the fight is on! The two big men are trading punches and neither man is looking to give up ground! The crowd is going nuts as it looks like a hockey brawl! Amaru quickly gets a thumb to the eye to slow down the champion! He then bounces off the ropes, and Silkk explodes with a HUGE clothesline taking Amaru down to the mat! Amaru quickly rolls out of the ring as Silkk is pumped up, and the crowd is loving it! Amaru glares up at Silkk yelling at him angrily.

Smokey Green: THAT'S RIGHT! GET A PIECE OF HIM!

Johnny V: Relax Smokey Green! It was 1 clothesline!

Smokey Green: The rivalry between these two is heating up Johnny! I can't wait to see how far it goes!

Johnny V: I hate to ruin the ending, but Amaru beats him and wins the OWF Title, plain and simple.

Amaru enters the ring again and as Silkk advances, Amaru catches him with a boot to the stomach and an elbow to the side of the head sending the champion to the mat. He then begins putting the boots to Silkk, before finally breaking off to now take his turn at playing to the crowd who boos him heavily!

Johnny V: Now THAT'S what I like to see!

Smokey Green: Amaru as always taking every advantage he can!

Johnny V: Damn right he is!

Amaru moves over to Silkk ready to attack again, AND SILKK EXPLODES INTO AMARU TACKLING HIM TO THE MAT AND BEGINS TO HIT HIM WITH RIGHT AFTER RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Silkk pulls him up and sends him to the ropes, AND PLANTS HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER AND THE CROWD IS LOVING IT! Silkk is standing up behind Amaru and he's ready to set him up for the Drive By!! Suddenly the crowd breaks into a loud chorus of boos as Joseph Storm tags himself into the match and Silkk is shocked!!!

Smokey Green: Woah what the hell is that?

Johnny V: You may want to cheer for Joseph Storm NOW Smokey Green because he's in D.O.P but some things never change! He LOVES to be the center of attention and Silkk is trying to overshadow him! Storm won't take that bullshit!

Silkk is arguing with the ref and Storm but the ref makes Silkk go back to the corner since the tag was legal! Storm enters the ring and ducks under a tie up attempt, and gets behind Amaru and delievers a German Suplex showing some power of his own as he takes the big man down! He quickly bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow onto Amaru and goes for the cover!

1...2...

Amaru kicks out almost instantly clutching at his back in pain. Storm simply takes him back down with a quick dropkick to the side of the head! He then begins to mount the turnbuckle, he looks over his shoulder to make sure Amaru is still there....AND HE DELIEVERS A BEAUTIFUL ARCHING MOONSAULT COMING DOWN HARD ON AMARU AND THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE AND WE'VE GOT A COVER!

1...2...AMARU KICKS OUT AGAIN!

Smokey Green: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MOVE BY JOSEPH STORM!!

Johnny V: Of course Smokey, he's North American Champion! This guy is so kool he TAUGHT Tom Cruise 'All The Right Moves'!

Smokey Green: That was good.

Johnny V: I thought so.

Storm is up quickly, and he bounces off the ropes...AND SILKK SLAPS HIM HARD ON THE BACK TAGGING HIMSELF IN!

Johnny V: And here comes Captain Ego! He ALWAYS has to be the center of attention!

Smokey Green: How's this different than what Joseph Storm did?

Johnny V: He was trying to hog the match!

Smokey Green: Oh...putz.

Silkk enters the ring and is waiting behind Amaru who is making his way to his feet and he's set up! When Amaru turns around, he connects with a super kick to Amaru's jaw and the crowd errupts!! Amaru is once again trying to get back to his feet, the cobwebs are taking up residents in his head as he's on dream street!! Silkk is set up, and ready to deliever the Drive By AGAIN!!!

Smokey Green: THIS COULD BE IT! IT COULD BE ALL OVER RIGHT HERE!

Johnny V: NO! C'MON AMARU GET UP!!!

Smokey Green: Woah..what's Amaru doing?

As Amaru is layed down on the mat, he begins to pat on it almost in a secret code or something. Once he finishes, a massive fist appears from under the ring in the far side corner!! The crowd pops LOUDLY in shock and the referee's eyes are WIDENED in shock! Silkk however can't see what's going on as his back is turned waiting for Amaru to get to his feet! The massive fist is then followed by a massive arm, and another arm as someone is breaking out from under the ring! The crowd is in awe as a giant of a man appears from under the ring! His long black hair is flowing free, and he's wearing simple blue jeans and a white wife beater!

Johnny V: THERE HE IS SMOKEY GREEN! THAT'S GOT TO BE THE BIG SURPRISE!

Smokey Green: Oh my God...he's HUGE! That's a GIANT sized surprise! Johnny V: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!

Amaru turns around looking to Silkk with a grin on his face as this giant of a man is standing behind Silkk, easily towering over him! Amaru starts to gester for Silkk to turn around. When he does, Silkk's eyes WIDEN seeing this giant in front of him, wondering where the hell he came from! Silkk hits him with a hard right hand, and the big man's head simply snaps to the side. He turns and smiles at Silkk! Silkk starts firing off with more right hands, rocking the big man's head back with each shot as the crowd pops loudly! Suddenly the big man snaps his right hand out and grips Silkk by the throat...AND PULLS HIM INTO A FRONT FACE LOCK AND GETS HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION....AND DRILLS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A VISCIOUS JACKHAMMER!! The big man explodes up with a roar that seems to shake the arena!

Smokey Green: Oh my God! It looked like the World Champion had the big man reeling...and he just EXPLODED WITH A JACKHAMMER OH MY GOD!! Silkk could have some injured ribs Johnny!

Johnny V: The balance of power has shifted Smokey Green! Back to the Static side!

Joseph Storm is prepared to enter the ring as Dynamic Dynamite enters the ring from the crowd! Amaru and the big man shake hands and Amaru has a HUGE smile on his face!! Suddenly the crowd begins to pop loudly as Glacier, Grant Glidewell, and Greg Jackson rush down to the ring as Joseph Storm enters the ring and attacks Dynamic Dynamite! The fight is on Greg Jackson goes right towards Amaru throwing rights! Glacier and Glidewell stop a bit short as they're faced with the giant! Glacier executes a spin kick to the big man's gut that staggers him, and Glidewell and Glacier begin to pound away on him!!!

Smokey Green: AND HERE COMES THE DEFINITION OF PAIN! GET THOSE BASTARDS GUYS! KICK THEIR ASSES!

Johnny V: C'MON STATIC SHOW THEM WHAT'S UP! COME ON!

Smokey Green: What the hell? Is that Plague in the ring!?

Suddenly from out in the crowd...IT'S PLAGUE!!! He rushes to the ring quickly, and LOW BLOWS GREG JACKSON FROM BEHIND WITH THE BRASS KNUCKLES IN HAND!!! When Greg Jackson drops, Plague begins stomping away on him! He then mounts him and begins to throw right after right to Jackson's head with the brass knuckles busting him open! Amaru looks over seeing Joseph Storm and Dynamic Dynamite battling it out and he rushes over and Storm turns around catching Amaru with a right hand, fighting with all he's got battling between Dynamic Dynamite and Amaru! Glacier by now has stopped fighting the big man and drops out of the ring going for a steel chair! The big man has Grant Glidewell by the throat and sends him into the ropes with force throwing massive elbows to the side of his head rocking Glidewell's bell! Glacier simply enters the ring with a chair with a loud pop from the fans!! Amaru and Dynamic Dynamite quickly exit the ring seeing Glacier coming! The big man turns around seeing this and quickly slides out of the ring before Glacier can clock him! Plague looks over seeing Glacier and he rushes out like a scalded dog back through the crowd trash talking!! Joseph Storm and Grant Glidewell move over to tend to Greg Jackson while Glacier is holding off the enemy!

Smokey Green: AND NOW THE ODDS ARE BACK IN THE D.O.P FAVOR YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!! GET THAT SLIPPERY BASTARD PLAGUE AND THOSE ASSHOLES STATIC OUT OF HERE!! GIVE EM HELL GLACIER!

Johnny V: You know what? I'm going to Bryan Tann about your commentary! You are a VERY biased announcer and...

Smokey Green: OH STUFF IT JOHNNY YOU SON OF A.....WOAH WOAH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Suddenly another figure this one in a mask enters the ring behind Glacier! When Glacier turns around, he's kicked in the stomach and the masked man delievers....Time To Shyne?! The crowd boos loudly in shock as the masked man pulls off his mask to reveal...IT'S SHYNE!

Smokey Green: Shyne?! IT'S SHYNE THAT BACKSTABBING SON OF A BITCH!

Johnny V: OH MAN I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!!! DAMN NOBODY EXPECTED THIS!

Smokey Green: That backstabbing son of a bitch! It should have been obvious from the word go! He's been talking how much he WON'T join Static! I should have known! He pulled the damn wool over our eyes!

Johnny V: He's FINALLY playing with a full deck Smokey!! GREAT CAREER MOVE SHYNE!

Shyne drops out of the ring joining Static on the outside while Glidewell and Joseph Storm glare down at the reformed Static as they standing triumphant on the outside of the ring as "Ghost of Tom Joad" hits over the PA and the crowd boos LOUDLY throwing trash at them as they make their way up the ramp! Silkk pulls himself up holding his ribs in pain glaring up at Static as they make their way back up the ramp, shouting out at them angrily. He pulls himself up holding his ribs in pain pointing at them and yelling angrily as Amaru simply glares down at him and starts giving Silkk the sign that the title will be around his weist!!!

Smokey Green: I thought my days of having to stomach a Static celebration were over! My God! Ladies and Gentlemen we're out of time! I'm Smokey Green, for the entire OWF Family we'll see you next week!

Winner: No Contest

Written By Tann

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