Ton of Fun
March 8th, 2007
Rexall Place
Edmonton, Alberta, CAN

Color Key -
Red - Commentators
Aqua - Ring Announcer
Olive - PA System
Silver - Scene
Yellow - Match Action
Lime - Prez DK
Orange - Prez CJ
Green - Reporters
- - OUTSIDE THE ARENA - -

So here we are, behind the scenes of the latest OWF creation, the Ton of Fun. The staff is hustling about the crowded backstage area, making any last minute preparations that are necessary. Wires and papers litter the floor. Buzzing headsets and cups of cofee are seen at every turn. It's just a normal day of preperation as Angel makes his way through the chaos with one half of the tag championships slung over his shoulder. He tries to make his way to the Hell's Fire locker room, but there are way to many people getting in his way, and he begins to look frustrated. That's when he sees Chris Green and Jesse Williams come out of a room a few feet ahead of him.

He looks on with building anger as the duo disappears behind a corner, and now he starts to fight his way through staff members. He pushes a few aside and his pace quickens as he follows Cold Grass through the corridor. They are oblivious to his presence...

That is until he finally makes it into the clear and charges at them like a raging bull. They have their backs turned, allowing him to get a shot at Greens head with his tag belt. He swings and connects hard, sending Green stumbling forward to the floor. Jesse Williams snaps around instantly and begins to pummel on Angel, who is fending him off with left and rights of his own. The two men tangle up with each other and stumble into another hallway. Angel pins Williams against a wall, but this is when Green comes charging back into the picture, taking out Angel with a hard clothesline.

All the while, an observant Draco leans against the wall next to his locker room slowly sipping at the cup in his hand. He watches as Green signals for Williams to lift Angel up, and he watches as Williams holds him back, and Green starts to unload on the former champ. Angel takes the punches one after another, but eventually delivers a backwards kick to the groin of Williams, and he breaks free. He charges at Green, and they start throwing punches at each other, knocking over a touble full of equipment in the process. Williams gets back on his feet and charges Angel from behind, and now all three men are going at it.

Draco peers on...he shrugs, then takes a sip of his drink, and gracefully walks over to the chaos. Without hesitation he smashes his cup into the back of Williams' head, and Williams stumbles to the floor. Draco starts to lay into him with boots while Angel is getting the upper hand on Green. They continue to lay down the beating until a scream echoes out from the end of the corridor. Draco and Angel stop and look at each other.

Voice from hallway - HEY!

They peer down the corridor and they see Kaige looking at them with a sledgehammer in hand. Angel looks at Draco.

Angel - Me and you need to talk.

Draco looks like he's about to respond, but no words escape his lips. He just offers a little sarcastic smirk, and then he begins walking his seperate way. Angel picks up his title off the floor and looks down at Green.

Angel - I'll be seeing you later.

The scene fades as Kaige makes his way to his fallen stablemates...

- - SHOW INTRO - -

Hold on slow down.. Again from the top now and tell me every-thing.
I know I've been gone for what seems like forever but I'm here now waiting

A high speed melody hits your ears. Followed by a clip of Angel holding onto the tower of death, about to fall to the ground.

Wings won't take me
Heights don't phase me
So take a step
But don't look down
Take a step!!

.......Now I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall
I think I'm at the edge now but I could be wrong
I'm standing on the rooftop ready to fall. EW FALL EW FALLLLLLL!

"Ready to Fall" By Rise Against hits and various quick segments of OWF action cross over the screen..Clip after Clip under the song comes to an explosive ending and we head live to the arena.

- - LIVE HOUR 1 - -

The camera's arrive in Edmonton Alberta Canada and we are pointed directly at the big ToF logo above the entrance ramp. Your then taken to the commentary table where Nick Burst and Gordie Falcoon are anxious to kick off the action.

Falcoon - AHOOOO! we are live here in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada for a one time spectacular event! Its A TUUUN AAV FUUUN! AHOOOOOOOOO!

Burst - Scream in my damn ear why don't cha?

Falcoon - Nick I'm excited! I'm proud to be a part of OWF's one time event tonight!

Burst - I really doubt anyone will remember who commentated this event!

Falcoon - Damn.. We should RRRasel!

Burst - I'd kick your scranny ass! Punk kids anyway...

Nick takes a puff of his cigar and leans back in his chair with it in his mouth.

Falcoon - As you can see, theirs a large cage above the ring ready for tonight's main event.. The ton of fun! 10 wrestlers, one ring, the first man to cross through the thresh hold into the back wins a chance at the OWF whenever he wishes!

Burst - Your getting way too excited for 1 ton of man meat!

Falcoon - As you saw just before the show intro tonight, Draco and Angel have somewhat continued their alliance, how long will this continue? and is Draco joining Hells Fire?

Burst - Hey my source told me that we WILL see a new Hells Fire member tonight!

Falcoon - What? You have sources?

Burst - Paid informants.. They tell me who's doing what drug and where I can get it!

Falcoon - Sa-weet!

Burst - Damn right it is!

The camera's cut back stage to show a person dressed in all black including a mask exiting a lockerroom.. The person quickly tucks what looks like a title belt under their shirt. The person looks both ways then runs down the fall.. the camera's zoom in on the door that reads "Aphrodisia Jordan".

Falcoon - We have a thief runnin around the arena. I think he just stole the WoW title!

Burst - Who would wanna represent that crappy divison?

Falcoon - Well we are just about ready to kick things off with the first match of the night.. The WoW champion Aphrodisia Jordan Vs. The OWF champion... Plague!

Burst - This is acctually both of their first title defenses. And one of them will walk out without the gold.. And it better be Jordan!

Falcoon - So what happens to the WoW title if Plague wins it? I heard rumors that DK was going to get rid of it in a WoW/OWF merge.

Burst - Not gonna happen tonight.. The boss said he's gonna keep promoting the women's league and get some more talented women in. And they gotta be 10's too!

Falcoon - Wow you acctually told us something educational then ruined it with a sexist comment!

Burst - Yup keep learnin from me and YOU'LL turn out a winner!

The camera's cut backstage to show Aphrodisia Jordan preparing for her match, she is just about the lockerroom when she stops to look around for her title... She lifts up a shirt and tosses it, then checks through her gym bag but cannot find it. The camera's cut back to ringside.

Missy Janson - The following contest is scheduled for a last person standing match! It will be for both the OWF and WoW championships!

The lights dim in the arena as a wind picks up through out the sound-system. The wind continues to blow as a piano starts up, heavy cords over-taking it shortly. Soon, the hard guitars and drums of Cradle of Filth’s “Her Ghost In The Fog” pick up. Smoke billows around the entrance, spotlights flickering wildly through-out the theatre before focusing in on the center of the stage, the fog thickening.

The moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait
Soft winds whisper the bidding of the trees
As this tragedy starts with a shattered glass heart
And the Midnightmare trampling of dreams.
But oh, no tears please.
Fear and pain may accompany Death.
But it is desire that shepherds its certainties as we shall see…
She was divinity’s creature, that kissed in cold mirrors
A Queen of Snow; far beyond compare
Lips attuned to symmetry, sought her everywhere.

Missy Janson - Introducing first... She is the WoW Champion!! Aphrodisia Jordan!

Slowly, a silhouette begins to appear, still draped in the fog. The figure is slender and still, one hand on her hip, the other hanging loosely at her side.

Dark liquored eyes: an Arabian nightmare…
She shone on watercolours of my pond life as pearl
Until those who couldn’t have her cut her free of this World.
The fateful Eve when the trees stank of sunset and camphor.
Their lanterns chased phantoms and threw an inquisitive glance
Like the shadows they cast on my love picking rue by the light of the moon

The fog dissipates slowly as Aphrodisia Jordan steps forth through its thickness, drawing from a cigarette before flicking it down to the floor of the ramp, pacing towards the ring, in no rush to get there. Her body was clad in a pair of black jeans, held up by a studded belt. A black halter top covered her upper body, leaving the tattoos and scars that littered her arms, midriff, neck and chest exposed. Her facial piercings were absent, however.

Putting reason to flight, or to death as their way
They crept through woods mesmerized by the taffeta Ley
Of her hips that held sway over all they surveyed
Save a mist on the rise, a deadly blessing to hide
Her ghost in the fog…
They raped and left… five men of God
Her ghost in the fog…

Aphrodisia moves into the ring and hovers in her corner, sapphire eyes forward and blank, jaw set and ready to brawl.

Missy Janson - And her opponent.. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada! He is the OWF World Champion!!! Plague!!

The arena goes black, then a spotlight appears on the back of Plague. He turns around and holds his right hand in the air. His guitar is slung in front of him. He slides his pick up the string making a loud screech. The Hell's Fire logo is seen on the Titantron interchanging with the Sadistic Souls logo. "Down With The Sickness" is heard through the PA. Strobe lights go off, making Plague's way down to the ring in slow motion. He slides into the ring and throws his hand up in the air and the pyros go off in from the ring posts. He walks over to his corner and stands up and raises his guitar in the air. He sits cross legged on the turnbuckle and waits for the match to begin.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

The bell rings as Plague and Aphrodisia stare each other down from across the ring. They both walk towards the center of the ring, eyeing each other up

Burst - HA! There's almost no size difference between Plague and Aphrodisia!

Plague seems hesitant to make the first move, so instead Aphrodisia moves in and starts to lay into Plague's midsection with a few boots getting the match off to a blazing start. Plague recovers quickly, grabbing Aphrodisia by the hair and yanking her down to the mat. Jordan gets right back up and starts trading blows with Plague, each of them nailing rights and lefts to various spots on their body. Jordan gets the upper hand and she pushes Plague into the corner where she climbs up on top of him and starts to lay fists into his face as the fans count them out..1..2..3..4..5..6..7- All of a sudden, Plague reaches up and launches Jordan across the ring where she slams her head hard down on the mat. She takes a few seconds to recover, but Plague wastes no time in pursuing the fallen Aphrodisia. He walks up to her legs and he picks them both up, pulling them apart.

Falcoon - Looks like Plague is going for the deathlock and the win already!

Aphrodisia frees one of her legs and she lifts it up into a full speed kick which nails Plague right in the crotch. He doubles over in pain on the mat, giving Jordan time to stand up and recover. She stretches out her neck, and then walks to Plague who is still writing in pain on the mat. She lays a few quick boots to his midsection before pulling Plague back up, before planting him right back down with a hard DDT. Wasting no time Aphrodisia jumps back to her feet, and walks towards the corner nearest to her. Plague is still face down on the mat, but Aphrodisia still climbs up to the top rope. She measures up the distance and launches herself off the top turnbuckle, going for a legdrop onto the back of Plague's head, but he rolls out of the way at the last second sending Jordan to the mat in a heap. Plague takes this second wind he has found and he immediately picks up Jordan, not giving her anytime to recover from the fall. He irish whips her into the ropes, and when she comes running back Plague is quick to take her down with a HUGE sidewalk slam that shook the entire ring. He crawls on top of the fallen Aphrodisia and covers her...1...2..Kickout by Jordan. Plague wastes no time as he again picks up Aphrodisia, this time irish whiping her as hard as he can into the corner turnbuckle. Aphrodisia hits with her back and neck region and immediately falls to the ring from the force. Plague smirks a bit as he stalks Jordan. He stands over her and taunts her verbally, then only to turn to the fans and gloat.

Falcoon - At this point, Aphrodisia is being dominated.

Burst - And I like to watch.

Falcoon - You're a creep.

Plague smacks the back of Aphrodisia's head in an ultimate sign of disrespect, she pulls herself up onto all fours as Plague allows her to get up. Suddenly as she gets to her knees, she lunges at Plague, who leap frogs her. Thought we Plague turns around he is met by a swift kick to a midsection. He bends over and Aphrodisia sets up Plague for what seems to be a powerbomb. She lifts him up, but instead of bringing him up to her shoulders, she just nails a punishing piledriver that sends Plague to the mat grasping his neck. It takes a few seconds for Aphrodisia to get back to her feet, but eventually with the help of the rope she stands up. She walks next to Plague and jumps into the air, landing a standing leg drop right across his throat. Plague gasps for air as Aphrodisia has no problems standing right back up and falling back down laying a hard elbow right across Plagues chest.

Falcoon - Now all of a sudden, Aphrodisia is in control.

Aphrodisia stands up, pulling Plague along with her to his feet. She hooks him up for a suplex and tries to pull him over, but Plague blocks the move. She tries again to flip him over, but Plague blocks it. She brings a swift knee up and nails Plague right in the sternum, then without any hesitiation nails the huge snap suplex on him right in the middle of the ring. Both competitors take a few seconds to recover, with Aphrodisia getting up first. She leans on the rope in support as Plague struggles to push himself to his feet. Both notice that each other are on their feet, so they charge at each other with Plague getting the better of the collision sending Jordan down to the mat with a shoulder block. Plague takes a second to gain his senses before he slowly pulls Aphrodisia up off the mat, but out of nowhere Aphrodisia jumps up nailing a huge dropkick on Plague, sending him flying out of the ring to the outside.

Falcoon - Maybe the tide is about to turn.

Jordan immediately walks towards the ropes nearest Plague who is just getting to his feet at this time. Jordan grabs the top rope and catapults herself over it, landing a cross body block on Plague sending both competitors to the ground. Neither one of them moves at first, but Plague is the first one to attempt to get to his feet. He slides himself into the ring and lays on the mat collecting his thoughts. As he sees Jordan start sliding into the ring he stomps on the back of her head, stopping her movement. He picks up Aphrodisia, irish whiping her across the ring. She runs back, but ducks at the clothesline attempt by Plague. She bounces off the opposite ropes, and she again ducks a back elbow attempt by Plague. She runs at him a third time off the rope, but out of nowhere Plague reverses his stance and BOOM he nails The Vaccine Superkick right in the middle of the ring, sending blood splattering across the mat from Aphrodisia's face. She collapses to the ring as Plague drops right on top of her.

Burst - I haven't seen a mouthful of blood like that since I ate out your moth-

Falcoon - Don't even say it, Nick. Concentrate on this match, it's almost all over.

The referee drops into place...1...2...thr- Kickout by Aphrodisia!

Falcoon - How the hell did she- She looked knocked out cold.

Plague looks shocked, immediately jumping to his feet and pushing the referee across the ring, the referee points at Plague and warns him not to touch him.

Falcoon - Plague is getting fed up with this referee.

Burst - I would be too, it's almost a joke at this point!

Falcoon - What does that even mean?

Aphrodisia crawls over behind Plague, grabbing his trunks and rolling him into a school boy pin...1...2...kickout! Plague gets out of the pin, gets to his feet and pulls up Aphrodisia by the hair immediately. But as he lifts her to her feet, she breaks away from his hold and tackles him down to the ground with a standing spear. Plague holds his ribs, rolling on his back as Aphrodisia tries to gain her footing as she stands. She waits as Plague gets to his feet, from where Aphrodisia bounces off the ropes and comes flying back, catching Plague right in between the eyes with the heel of her boot, knocking him out cold.

Burst - Whoa, that had to hurt.

Falcoon - Plague is down!

Instead of pinning him though, Aphrodisia picks him up and licks his cheek.

Falcoon - She's preparing him for the French Kiss 450 Splash!!

She drops him back down to the mat and she runs to the corner to quickly try to get the upper hand. She gets up to the top and looks down at the fallen Plague, who seems to be out cold. Aphrodisia puts her arms up, and she gets ready to jump.

Falcoon - Here we go

Right as Aphrodisia jumps, Plague kicks himself right back up to his feet. He sees Aphrodisia is at the point of no return in her jump, as she realizes he isn't out cold. She continues her front flip of the 450. SUDDENLY, when her face is aimed at Plague he side steps towards her.

Falcoon - BOOM! OH my god!

Burst - He just nailed that super kick he calls Vaccine. No way she's standing up.

Aphrodisia collapses to the ring, bleeding severely from the mouth. Plague falls on top of Aphro as the referee drops into place...1...2...3!

Missy Janson - Here is your winner and WoW ANDDDDD OWF Champion.... PPPPLLLLague!!!!

Falcoon - Plague is the new WoW champion!!

Burst - Hang on...isn't that a chick title...

Plague jumps up to the top rope and raises both titles high in the air. He yells something like "Cold Grass aint got nothing on me!" to the crowd then suddenly "Brain Stew" by Greenday hits the PA and the Diamond Kid is seen strutting down the ramp way to the ring.

Prez DK - Hang on, Hang on Plague. Congrats, but you remember the deal right? You have to award that to that one person we agreed on!

Plague - Yeah DiK I remember.

DK climbs into the ring and holds out his hand for the title. Plague rolls his eyes and hands it over. DK raise the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak again

Prez DK - On behalf of the world champion and the rest of OWF...It is my honour to present the WoW title to Joan...

PA System - The Bitch is Back!

Falcoon - Oh no... He knew this day would come!

Burst - Wasn't she fired?

Fallen by Evanescence errupts out of the speakers as the audience gets to their feet and begins to cheer. Prissy steps out from the back with the WoW title over her shoulder! Prissy just smiles as she slides under the ropes into the ring and stands in front of DK. Behind him, Plague is trying to keep his laughter to a minimum.

Prez DK - Woah woah woah.. Prissy! Its great to see you it really is! Truly glad to see you here!

Plague tosses her a microphone.

Prez DK - But unfortunitly... I gotta tell ya Prissy, you can't be the WoW champion because you don't work for us anymore!

Prez DK snatches the title off from her shoulder and holds onto it.

Prissy - Oh boy... I guess you didn't know? Nobody told you?

Prez DK - Told me WHAT?

Prissy - Well.. Meca.. You know.. The owner.. YOUR BOSS! Signed me about 15 minutes ago. Oh, and your holding onto my title.

Behind DK, Plague errupts with laughter, DK turns to look at him

Prez DK - What is so damn funny? Did you find a piece of candy in your pocket little girl?

Plague - Nothing...Nothing, please continue...

DK shakes his head and returns his gaze to Prissy

Prez DK - Sorry, Plague awarded this title to Joann Summers...

Prissy smiles...and Plague jumps in

Plague - Well, you see DK. I kinda forgot to tell you that I was never going to award it to Joann Summers. Me and Prissy just thought that it would be better if both of the major titles were held in Hell's Fire.

Falcoon - Prissy is back and is our new WoW champion!

Prissy suddenly undoes her shirt and lets it fall to the ground behind her revealing her own form fitting black HF shirt.

Falcoon - No no no! We lost another one to Hells Fire! Damn it!

Burst - Before long we aren't gonna have anyone to represent OWF.. It will all be Hells Fire and Cold Grass stompin ground.

Prez DK - Hell's Fire?

Plague - I guess you could say we blinde sided you DiK!

Prez DK - You gotta be fuckin ki......

Prissy swings her foot back and plants it right into the groin of the Diamond Kid. DK collapses to the ground, holding his crotch.

Prissy - That's for firing me Scott. Looks like we just pulled a fast one...on you...again.

The Bitch Is Back errupts from the pa once again followed by Fallen by Evanescence. Prissy walks up and plants a kiss on Plague's cheek and the two leave the ring together. Prez DK climbs back up and grabs his mic.

Prez DK - CUT THE MUSIC! CUT THE FUCKING MUSIC!

He's breathing heavy as he talks.

Prez DK - BITCH! Remember who fucking made you!

Falcoon - Damn right he did! Starting back in ASW when he was training Duality and Prissy!

Prez DK - Remember what I did for you Prissy! Remember who made you the star you are today.. Keep thinkin' about that while your burning in your shitty life you call Hells Fire! YOU WILL NEVER... EVER GET MY HELP AGAIN!

Falcoon - How can you turn your back on the man that trained you?

Burst - I dunno.. Toby Wilks does it every afternoon..

Falcoon - Ewww.. I caught that joke. Ewww!

Burst - But that means Hells Fire are sitting with four members now, out numbering Cold Grass. Beating them at their own game!

Missy Janson - The following contest is tonight's MAIN EVENT! It is the Ton of Fun match! All competitors are currently in the ring! Introducing The lumberjacks in this match.. From Dallas Texas... Kaige!

Meaning Of Life By Disturbed is heard over the PA System...

I wanna get psycho
Run you little bitch
I want your power glowing,
juicy flowing, red hot, meaning of life
It's not enough to have a little taste
I want the whole damn thing
now Can you dig it?

Kaige walks out to a decent pop from the crowd as they start small mosh pits along the arena floor.

Need to get psycho
wanna hear you say it
say, you want it, need it
Don't wanna wait until we finish the show
It's not enough, you hunger for more
You're one twisted little fuck
And now you wanna get psycho with me

On the way to the ring Kaige hops the barriers and joins a small crowd in a mosh pit and starts to push fans around. He exits the mosh pit, jumps back over the barriers and enters the ring jumping up on the turnbuckle signaling to the crowd to get louder.

Missy Janson - Lumberjack number two... She's the now FORMER WoW champion.. Aphrodisia Jordan!

The lights dim in the arena as a wind picks up through out the sound-system. The wind continues to blow as a piano starts up, heavy cords over-taking it shortly. Soon, the hard guitars and drums of Cradle of Filth’s “Her Ghost In The Fog” pick up. Smoke billows around the entrance, spotlights flickering wildly through-out the theatre before focusing in on the center of the stage, the fog thickening.

The moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait
Soft winds whisper the bidding of the trees
As this tragedy starts with a shattered glass heart
And the Midnightmare trampling of dreams.
But oh, no tears please.
Fear and pain may accompany Death.
But it is desire that shepherds its certainties as we shall see…
She was divinity’s creature, that kissed in cold mirrors
A Queen of Snow; far beyond compare
Lips attuned to symmetry, sought her everywhere.

Slowly, a silhouette begins to appear, still draped in the fog. The figure is slender and still, one hand on her hip, the other hanging loosely at her side.

Dark liquored eyes: an Arabian nightmare…
She shone on watercolours of my pond life as pearl
Until those who couldn’t have her cut her free of this World.
The fateful Eve when the trees stank of sunset and camphor.
Their lanterns chased phantoms and threw an inquisitive glance
Like the shadows they cast on my love picking rue by the light of the moon

The fog dissipates slowly as Aphrodisia Jordan steps forth through its thickness, drawing from a cigarette before flicking it down to the floor of the ramp, pacing towards the ring, in no rush to get there. Her body was clad in a pair of black jeans, held up by a studded belt. A black halter top covered her upper body, leaving the tattoos and scars that littered her arms, midriff, neck and chest exposed. Her facial piercings were absent, however.

Putting reason to flight, or to death as their way
They crept through woods mesmerized by the taffeta Ley
Of her hips that held sway over all they surveyed
Save a mist on the rise, a deadly blessing to hide
Her ghost in the fog…
They raped and left… five men of God
Her ghost in the fog…

Aphrodisia moves into the ring and hovers in her corner, sapphire eyes forward and blank, jaw set and ready to brawl.

Missy Janson - And the final lumberjack... He is the OWF World Champion... Plague!

The arena goes black, then a spotlight appears on the back of Plague. He turns around and holds his right hand in the air. His guitar is slung in front of him. He slides his pick up the string making a loud screech. The Hell's Fire logo is seen on the Titantron interchanging with the Sadistic Souls logo. "Down With The Sickness" is heard through the PA. Strobe lights go off, making Plague's way down to the ring in slow motion. He lays his OWF title at ringside and stares at Kaige as he makes his way back towards the ramp.

Falcoon - Well folks we where informed moments ago that OWF Tag Champion Mr. Good is unable to compete for the night due to a recent injury and in his place will be.....

Burst - Hey he's a fuckin rookie but he's impressive!

Falcoon - Seth Anderson will be in the Ton of Fun!

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Before the bell can ring we see Draco go directly at Brian Lemay, grabbing him from behind and german suplexing him against the ropes then lands him face first on the mat. Spaz rushes in and drops a leg across Lemay's neck, Ali Khadafi grabs Spaz up by the hair, Spaz pulls back and strike Ali in the jaw with a right hand, Ali reacts and clothesline's Spaz to the mat!

Falcoon - OH MAN! Ali and Spaz don't wanna wait till Monday!

Immediately on the otherside of the ring, the two members Cold Grass start going after Angel, double teaming him as Plague can only watch from the outside. Green and Williams take Angel down to the mat where they proceed to stomp the holy hell out of Angel. Out of the corner of his eye, Seth Anderson sees this and sneaks up behind Green nailing him with a double axe-handle fist to the back, stunning Green. Anderson and Green start to trade lefts and rights, before locking up. They swing each other around the ring, trying to get the upper hand on the other, and finally that is reached when Anderson slams the back of Green's head into the cage. He slams Green into the cell again, prompting Williams to come from behind and attack Anderson as Angel pulls himself up the mat.

Falcoon - Cold Grass is taking advantage of everyone's hatred towards Hell's Fire!

Shyne has Mike Van Pelt lifted high into the air he twists him in a knot with a jackhammer move! Shyne rolls back onto his feet quickly... He turns around only to catch a fist from Ali Khadafi, Ali grabs him heade first and throws him into the side of the cell. MVP is back up, he goes for Ali Khadafi, Ali dodges him and throws him into the cell just like his opponent before! Spaz is back up and climbs up to the top turnbuckle... He leaps off and Ali catches him in mid air with a hard drop kick!

Falcoon - Ali is cleaning house on his side of the ring!

Draco grabs Ali by the back of the head and nails him in a reverse DDT! Green regains his strength as Williams pounds on the fallen Anderson, but Green is unable to stop Angel from counter attacking Williams with a spear which sends Williams down to the mat. Angel mounts him, starting to pound away at the face of Jesse. Green and Anderson start to get tangled up again, both men feeling each other out in the early stages of the match. Green is able to get the upper hand as he knocks Seth back with a hard kick to the midsection, followed by sending Seth down to the ring with a hard clothesline. Angel and Williams roll on the mat of the ring, trading off control of the other. The amount of struggling and trading of blows is almost amazing as neither man seems to be phased by the attacks of the other. Angel eventually gains the upper hand, where he takes the time to pull Jesse to his feet, just to irish whip him as hard as he can towards the cage. Jesse's head and back cracks off the cage, sending him down to the mat like a ton of bricks. Green sees this and he charges at Angel, but Angel catches Green and nails him with a sidewalk slam, snapping Green's head off the mat.

Falcoon - I'm so confused.. I dunno who to route for!

Burst - All these guys suck, espcially Williams!

Angel stagger's over towards Williams and swings wildly but misses, Meanwhile outside the ring, Plague has Kaige down on the outside somehow.

Falcoon - He's choking the life out of Kaige!

Kaige manages to get a fist free and swings at Plague who mounts him and continues dishing out a beating

Falcoon - What the hell? Its Alexis Cage!

Alexis darts down the ramp and instantly kicks Plague in the side of the head, Aphrodisia spears Alexis and the lumberjacks are in a pile up! Brian Lemay begins to climb the side of the cage, he kick's MVP off as he tries to pull him down. He nearly makes it to the top but Shyne follows him! Angel swings at Williams, he decides that in his momentum he should just head for Green as Anderson attempts to attack the standing and aware Jesse Williams. Angel is able to land a few boots to the midsection, but Anderson is only able to land a few lefts and rights to the face of Jesse.

Falcoon - In order to keep Cold Grass down, Angel and Anderson are gonna have to do a lot more than this.

Anderson goes to tie up with Williams, but Jesse ducks him then as Seth turns back around he is met with a standing side kick that nearly decapitates Anderson. His head flys back as he stumbles backwards into the cage, which is the only thing that keeps him standing. He stumbles closer towards Jesse, who is able to grab him and launch him over his head with a belly to belly suplex. Anderson bounces off the mat, and immediately grasps his lower back as he gets up into a crawling position on his hands and knees. Jesse sees Shyne and Lemay climbing up the cage, and he eyes them up.

Burst - What is this dirty wetback doing?

Williams runs full speed in the direction of Lemay and Shyne, he uses the fallen Anderson as a vault as he jumps off of his back, completing a front flip and crashing directly on to the bodys of Lemay and Shyne sending ALL three men crashing back to the ring! Seth Anderson seizes the oppertunity and clickly starts up the side of the cage.. He makes his way to the top and climbs over... The lumberjacks are still down outside of the ring except for Aphrodisia who grabs a chair and waits for Seth to drop down from the cage. Suddenly Prissy darts down the ramp! She blindsides Aphrodisia and pushes her into the cage, Aphrodisia's head hits a pole and she falls to the ground.. Prissy stalks Seth as he drops down to the ground then she plants him with a kick to the groin then a hard DDT to the ground!

Falcoon - And Prissy is trying to both help out Plague at ringside and keep anyone other than Hell's Fire from winning this match!

Burst - The bitch got fired.. She shouldn't be here!

Draco is able to tackle MVP down to the mat from behind, locking him in a rear naked choke. He's just trying to drain the life from him, until Ali comes out of nowhere and stomps on Draco breaking the hold. Ali then, in turn picks up MVP only to knee him in the sternum, followed by setting him for, and nailing a fishermans suplex dead center in the ring. MVP rolls around the ring holding his back as Draco gets to his feet with an evil glare towards Ali.

Falcoon - Draco wants a piece of Ali.

Draco charges full speed at Ali, who is able to sidestep Draco. Draco has such momentum he just crashes face first into the cage, stunning him for a second. Ali sneaks up behind the shaken Draco and grabs him in position for a German Suplex, which he nails perfectly right in the middle of the ring. He doesn't break his grasp, and he rolls through the suplex, picking up Draco again and attempting another German suplex. This time Draco counters and won't let Ali lift him, instead he mule kicks Ali right in the crotch instantly breaking the grasp. Ali is bent over holding his crotch as Draco is recovering from the german suplex.

Burst - LOOK AT MVP!

MVP suddenly jumps to his feet, then catapults himself up onto the cage. He holds there for a second as both Ali and Draco recover from each others respective moves. MVP jumps off, nailing BOTH with a flying Highlight Reel with each foot. Both men go crashing down to the ring, as MVP is able to gain his balance and land on his feet.

PA System - This is Not A Fucken Game! Arf arf Yeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr) Uh, Yeah don't get it twisted This shit, is mine Motherfucker, it's not, a fucking, game... Fuck what you heard It's what you hearin!!

Falcoon - Who the hell is that?

A familiar figure steps out onto the stage...

Falcoon - Wait a second.. THATS X! X IS HERE! X IS IN THE OWF! AND HE'S ROCKIN AN OWF SHIRT!

X runs down to ringside and clotheslines Prissy on his way down! Prissy hits the ground hard and X lays boots to her! He looks over and see's Seth Anderson laying on the outside, he quickly rushes to Seth's side and helps him to his feet.

Falcoon - X is here to help the OWF out! He's helping Seth to his feet!

Green and Angel both notice that Anderson has exited the cell, so they instantly stop fighting with each other and both start climbing the cage to exit it as well to prevent Anderson from an easy win. Shyne, Lemay and Williams are all still recovering on their hands and knees as Angel and Green, at the same pace, climb up the cage and over the top, dropping down. The lumberjacks are all down, except for Prissy who just stares at both Green and Angel. Both men notice the entrance ramp is all theirs, and instantly they both start fighting each other again.

Falcoon - These alliances are starting and breaking quicker than you can imagine.

Meanwhile in the ring, Jesse is the first to start to stir as he starts to make his way up the cage. Shyne and Lemay take a few seconds longer to get to their feet, but when they do, instead of preventing Jesse from exiting, they just start to fight each other. Shyne and Lemay trade big punches as Jesse takes his time in swinging himself over the top of the cage, and scaling down to the floor. Once he gets there, he sees Angel starting to get the upper hand on Green. Instead of going for the entrance ramp, Jesse nails Angel with a forearm to the back of the head, stunning him and breaking off the attack on Green. Kaige is on his feet now, he walks over to the now standing Seth and kicks him in the stomach, he looks at X and grins... Spaz appears on the top of the cage... He leaps off!

Falcoon - OH MY GOD! SPAZ IS LEAPING FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE TO THE OUTSIDE!

He lands on Seth Anderson who tumbles down with him!

Falcoon - We now have Chris Green, Jesse Williams, Spaz, and Seth Anderson on the ground!

Inside the cage Lemay starts to climb up the side of the cage... Plague and Afrodisia are up exchanging punches, Jesse Williams runs in and smacks Plague with a right hand to the side of the head! Prissy is back up and tackle's Kaige into the side of the cage! Chris Green makes his way up the ramp!!

Falcoon - Green is going to do it... SHIT NO!.. Plague is gonna get an OWF title shot.

Wolf darts down the ramp and slaps Chris Green in the face with a chair shot! Wolf rushes past everyone and goes right for Kaige! Draco climbs over the side and he and Lemay make it to the floor at the same time, they brawl their way up the ramp! Seth Anderson is back up. He looks around then breaks out in a sprint towards the stage! The stables continue to fued amungst each other as Seth Anderson goes unnoticed to the stage! He smiles and points to the crowd as he crosses through the treshhold and the bell sounds.

Missy Janson - Here is your winner of the Ton of Fun match...... SETH ANDERSON!!!!

The brawl continues on! Green and X have Spaz lied to the side of the cage.. They knock him over and over again with their chairs until his body is left limp. Kaige takes a face full of steel steps by Wolf!

Falcoon - And Hell's Fire remains the top of the numbers game.. But it almost looks like a fair fight as Spaz is knocked out cold!

Burst - You gotta admit it.. Angel, Plague, Spaz, Wolf, and Prissy is a hell of a lineup!

Falcoon - Green, Williams, X, And Kaige.. Isn't exactly shabby either!

Chris Green and Angel battle up the ramp.. Jesse jumps in and they throw Angel off the stage to the floor below! The OWF logo spins as the fight rages on the we cut to black.

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