| ~Got two nipples for a dime?
~Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you. ~Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good. ~You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy. ~I'm good at math: U + I = 69 ~If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK ~You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. ~Be unique and different - just say yes. ~You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet. ~If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? ~Baicarumba...are those real? ~Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. ~Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ~Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? ~Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. ~Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue. ~Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.) ~Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle. ~Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? ~Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name! ~Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". ~Do u believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? ~I like your bananas! ~Princess, having sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog! ~You make me harder than chinese algebra! ~I'd like to pour milk all over you and make you a part of my balanced breakfast! ~When u sit down on a chair... i get jealous of the chair! ~That shirt is very becoming on u... but if i was on u id be cumming too! ~Have you been eating Lucky Charms lately? Cause you look magically delicious! ~Milk does a body good, but DANG!? How much did you drink? |
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