| ~No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
~Moooooove, I'm trying to speed! ~Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body. ~Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait! ~A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese ~Avoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk ~BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!! ~Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... ~BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up! ~Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous. ~Don't f*** with their heads and they won't think with their dicks! ~FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. ~Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha ~If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire. ~For all the people who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world! ~You can take a girl out of the country, but you cant take the country out of the girl! ~No one's a virgin, cause life fucks us all! ~Never lick a steak knife! ~I'm a bitch and I have class, mess with me and I'll kick your ass, so for all you hoes who think you're cool, remember this... bitches rule! ~You gotta dance like no one's watching, sing like no one's listening, and love like it's never gonna hurt! ~I dont know what the hell I'm doing... it's fun though! ~Heaven is like school, you keep on learning! Hell is also like school... its run by idiotic morons with evil looks on their faces! ~If you dont have an attitude, get one before the semester starts... its required, not an elective! ~Angels have PMS too! ~Eve was framed! ~I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter! ~Saw it... wanted it... had a fit... got it! ~There's too much blood in my caffeine system! ~You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me! ~Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over! ~I hear voices... and they dont like you! ~Who do you turn to when the only person who can dry your tears is the one who made them fall? ~Eat healthy, exercise regularly, still die...! (Amen to that!) ::rolls eyes:: ~Sometimes I think the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there is the fact that they haven't contacted us yet! ~How hard is it to find a six foot bitch and a talking rock?! ~Nobody's listening until you fart! ~Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company! ~What you are afraid to do is a clear indicator of the next thing you NEED to do! ~It's true that we dont know what we have until we loose it, but it is also true that we dont know what we've been missing till it arrives! ~We'll get along fine, as soon as you realize that I'm God! ~Some days you are the bug... and some days you are the windshield! ~Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes... that way, when you do make fun of them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes! ~What's better? A lie that draws a smile, or the truth that draws a tear?! ~ Wasted time isn't wasted if you're not wasted all the time! ~Cry me a river, build me a bridge... and get the fuck over it! ~Wait, no wait... Can I say that? I'm not a raver! Can I say PLUR? Is that allowed? SO... only ravers can believe in Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect? Really? Damn... well, time to heil Hitler again then! ~People only know what they see, and if they care, they look deeper to know the true person that you really are! ~Ever stop to think and forget to start again?! ~God must love stupid people, he made so many of them! ~If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! ~The more people I meet, the more I like my dog! ~Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused! ~If you and I agree on everything, then one of us is unnecessary! ~I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?! ~The future is a mystery, the past is history, today is a gift... That's why they call it the present! ~I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon and it makes me feel alright! I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war, I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more! ~I drink to make other people interesting! ~We had gay burglers the other night... they broke in and rearranged the furniture! ~He who laughs last, thinks slowest! ~It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt! ~The more you disapprove, the more it is fun for me! ~Your simplistic point of view does not defend what you do! ~Just when you discover the meaning of life, they go and change it! ~It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing! ~The 3 L's: Live, Learn, and Let go! ~There are 8 billion people in the world, if one doesn't like you... there are still 7.99 billion to go! ~A closed mouth gathers no foot! ~God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends! ~If they dont have chocolate in heaven, then I aint going! ~My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips! ~Dont treat me any differently than you would a queen! ~If you want breakfast in bed... sleep in the kitchen! ~Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off! ~I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun! ~Next mood swing: 6 minutes!! ~And your point is??? ~Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! ~Of course I dont look busy... I did it right the first time! ~Do not start with me... you will not win! ~You have the right to remain silent... so shut up! ~All stressed out and no one to choke! ~I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people! ~How can I miss you if you wont go away?! ~If I'm a bitch, you're a bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch! So listen up bitch, you're a bitch, bitch! ~Only two things are infinite... the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the former! ~I suggest that if you see a UFO that you shoot it down and call your friends and video it. I suggest a bounty be offered for anyone capturing one. If you kill one of the pilots, you can claim they were damaging your property and threatening your life with toxic radioisotopes. The government will run and hide! ~From the stars we came, to the stars we go, from now till the end of time! ~It's like I've always said... you can get more with a kind word and a two by four than you can with just a kind word! ~People would follow me anywhere... but just out of morbid curiosity! ~If more people valued food and cheer and song above hoarded goal, the world would be a merrier place! ~Those who underestimate the power of the human spirit are destined to fail! ~If you dont control your mind, someone else will! ~Get the facts first... you can distort them later! ~Save a tree... wipe your ass with an owl! ~There are no stupid questions... just stupid people! ~I'm 98% angel, 2% Devil... think what you want... that's 100% true! ~You're just proof that God has a sense of humor! ~Anything dropped in the bathroom, falls in the toilet! ~I dont drink to have a good time, I drink to stop the voice in my head; the voice in my head has a stutter and that is very annoying! ~Guns dont kill people! Stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people! ~Do or do not.... there is no try! (YODA) ~A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite, then you call the person and hold the burning fuse up to the phone, "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite baby!" ~Be careful of the toes you step on today, for they might be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow! ~When you get mad at someone, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 1 to extend your middle finger and say fuck off! ~Life is like a good dick, when it gets hard, fuck it! ~There are easier things in life than finding a good man nailing jello to a tree for instance! ~The world would have no rainbows had the eyes no tears! ~ The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average male can see better than he can think! ~ I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it! ~ Always borrow money from a pessimist, they don�t expect to get paid back. ~ I'm not stubborn, I'm... right. ~ I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better. ~ As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? ~ Men are like snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long they will last. ~ Life is sticking your face in a blender. It hurts. But through plastic surgery and a good psychiatrist, things can work out all right in the end. ~ We don�t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. ~ My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. ~ I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you. ~ Growing old may be mandatory, but growing up is not. ~ People who say money can't buy you happiness obviously don't know where to shop. ~ I wish my mother would have told me the same thing about horror movies as guys "Don't worry honey it's all fake". ~ When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, cause you're already screwed. ~ If I try to fail and I do, does this mean I've succeeded? ~ When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? ~ If you're going to do something illegal, at least enjoy it. ~ It's a mind over matter thing. I don't mind and you don't matter. ~ The best thing about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing--someone else does. ~ Every story has three sides to it - yours, mine, and the facts. ~ Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. ~ No one shall die a virgin because life screws us all. ~ Don't ever put anyone up on a pedestal. They can throw stuff down on you from up there. ~ Guys don't grow up, they just get older. ~ Woman's faults are many, but men only have two, everything they say and everything they do. ~ I get plenty of exercise, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. ~ If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact. ~ I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex. ~ I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~ Time is a waste of life, life is a waste of time. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life. ~ When life hands you a lemon, bust out the tequila and salt. ~ The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~ The more I study, The more I learn, The more I learn, The more I know, The more I know, The more I forget, Why Study?? ~ The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. ~ The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true. ~ Whenever I hear people say, 'life is hard' I'm always tempted to say, 'Compared to what?" ~ People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. ~ We've upped our standards, now up yours. ~ I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. ~ Sin - I didn't invent it - I'm only trying to perfect it! ~ I wasn't kissing him, I was just whispering into his mouth. ~ Oh I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife? ~ The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're ok... then it's you. ~ Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or even who the person is you're talking to. Then, on your way out, slam the door. ~ Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. ~ That's a lot more mature than I think I care to be. ~ Let�s go visit the maternity ward, you know those girls put out. ~ Life is a snow mobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, trapping you underneath. And at night, the ice weasels come. ~ Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? ~ The guy I was talking about...who said he was gay. Got a new hair cut...and decided to swing both ways. ~ Be nice to other people; they outnumber you six billion to one. ~ I didn't say it was your fault I said I was blaming it on you. ~ Beauty is skin deep, but how rich you are can last a lifetime. ~ I think-therefore I am single ~ A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ I've had it with Reality. Now I want a Fairy God Mother! ~ Being single is like a vacuum cleaner. It really sucks when you're turned on. ~ Some people have one of those days, I have one of those lives. ~ I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. ~ If everything is going well you don�t know what the hell is going on. ~ I've learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat I'm already you see. Now my troubles, they are going to have troubles with me. ~ Sex is like a game of cards...... if you don�t have a partner you better have a good hand. ~ I assume full responsibility for my actions... except those that are someone else�s fault. ~ You only make a once in a lifetime buddy, once in a lifetime. ~ They say love hides behind every corner. Am I walking in circles? ~ I told him I loved him and the feelings were mutual...He loved himself too. ~ Join the army, meet interesting people, then kill them. ~ A ship in a harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for. ~ Don't put too much in any one person...they have a habit of taking more than you may be prepared to give. ~ Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. ~ Anytime someone keeps getting on your case about something just say: "I am not a Burger King, Federal Express, or the Library of Congress. I don't do it your way, I don't deliver overnight, and I don't know everything! ~ Sometimes there is no next time, no time outs, no second chances, sometimes it's now or never... ~ In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins...not through strength, but through persistence. ~ Just because everything�s different doesn't mean anything has changed. ~ Why should I pretend to be nice to people when they don't like me and I don't like them? ~ I�d rather you hurt me with the truth, than mislead me with a lie. ~ There has to be hundreds of people out there who don't get love letters...I could be their leader! ~ I wanted a perfect ending, now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what is going to happen next. ~ It is immensely difficult knowing what you once had, and that it can never be the same way again because of one little mistake. ~ As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened and we just can't. ~ When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat, don't waste your tears on what might have been, just lie on your back and float. ~ Don�t ever slam the door; you might want to come back. ~ Life's a dance you learn as you go...sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow. ~ Your life lies before you like fresh fallen snow, so be careful where you walk for ever step will show. ~ The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. ~ The truth shall set you free but at first, it will make you miserable. ~ I'd trade all of my tommorows for one single yesterday. ~ You never realize what you've had until you reach out to touch it and it's no longer there.... ~ The way the world underestimates me will be my greatest weapon. People pat me on the head and I say to myself "Oh won't they be surprised? ~ Never fear shadows, they simply mean there's a light shining nearby. ~ Letting go does not mean giving up but accepting that there are things that cannot be. ~ Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer, because you never know who will turn on you first. ~ If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price. ~ Know what�s weird? Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different. ~ Relationships ~ of all kinds are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost. ~ If someone betrays you once, its his fault. If he betrays you twice, it�s yours. ~ It is much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into a friendship. ~ Good-byes make you think, they make you realize what you�ve had, what you�ve lost and what you�ve taken for granted. ~ I�ve learned that good-byes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories, good or bad, will bring tears; and words can never replace feelings. ~ Happiness isn't having what you want, but wanting what you have. ~ Always trust yourself, so when you need someone the most, you'll be there for yourself. ~ Never apologize for feelings. When you do, you are only apologizing for the truth. ~ I would rather be an optimist and a fool than be a pessimist and correct. ~ Some have been thought to be brave only because they were afraid to run away. ~ You don't know about all the walls you build up in your mind and heart until someone comes along and tears them down. ~ Live life only for yourself, cause that�s the only person who is going to be there at the end. ~ If you can't look back on your year and cry, whether of joy or of sadness, then consider it a year wasted. ~ I have no regrets in life, only lapses in good judgment. ~ It is normal people that have the worst secrets. ~ The older I get, the more I recall, how little I knew, when I knew it all. ~ It's just weird, you know, when you have a picture of how something�s gonna be, and it turns out completely different. ~ Don't do what you can do until you've considered what you can't do once you've done it. ~ To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty; To find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived; This is to have succeeded. ~ Stupid Bitch he called me...and I turned around and laughed cause I knew that long before him. ~ If you cant do great things, do smalls things in a great way. ~ Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to. ~ Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~ Who will save your soul if you won't save your own? ~ All that shimmers is not gold, and just 'cause it doesn't shine brightly doesn't mean it's not. ~ We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing while others judge us by what we have already done. ~ Whenever you think something sounds easy, it turns out there's one part you didn't hear. ~ Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it and carry on. ~ When one door closes another door opens, but we often look so long and regretfully at the closed door we fail to see the one that has opened. ~ I hate you for not loving me, but I love you for not hating me. ~ You never get a second chance to make a good first impression. ~ Sometimes the people that you think shouldn't care about you, care about you more than the people you think should. ~ Sometimes you don't want to know the truth, you may think you do but once you know you'd give just about anything to go back to being ignorant. ~ When you look back on your life you'll regret things you didn't do more than the ones you did. ~ Love is when you look back on all the great memories, and find out that the one you least expected to fall in love with, becomes the one of your dreams. ~ A lot of times when you dislike someone so much for a specific thing they do you can usually look at yourself and find the same trait there and you're just too much alike to get along. ~ You are never allowed to forget your mistakes. ~ Close your eyes and you'll see nothing, or maybe just everything at once. ~ I've learned - that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. ~ I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a small step, and conclusions there were. ~ Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart. ~ When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose. ~ Just when you thought you'd lost everything, you find out you can lose a little more. ~ And through the tears, we'll smile when we recall, for just one moment we had it all. ~ You hate me because of my spirituality, but why are you so afraid of what you don't believe? ~ That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse. ~ The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. ~ Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and then quickly change the subject. ~ Though no one can go back and make a brand new start my friend, anyone can start from now and make a brand new end. ~ Sometimes you're afraid to become a couple because you are afraid of losing what you already have with that person. But life is all about risks and it requires you to jump. Don't be a person who has to look back and wonder what they would have, or could have had. No one waits forever. ~ Some people's minds are like concrete; all mixed up and permently set. ~ I always knew I'd look back at the tears and laugh, but I never thought that I'd look back at the laughs and cry. ~ There are always two choices to take, two paths to take: one is easy and the only reward is that it's easy. ~ All I want is to find out who I am and give up letting everyone else define me. ~ If you can't dazzle them was brilliance baffle them with bullshit. ~ Bad times wake us up to the good things we weren't paying attention to. ~ Every time I pin down what I think I want, it slips away. ~ There are some people you just love to hate, and others you just hate to love. ~ If you are going to walk on ice, you may as well dance. ~ You don't always have to be who they want you to be you know. ~ Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all they have. ~ Sometimes I lie awake, and I ask 'Where have I gone wrong?' and then a voice says, this is going to take more than one night. ~ I learned that things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up. It simply means that you move on, and treasure the memories. ~ We're all a little bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it. ~ Growing up is full of big moments. Some of them you can see coming from a mile away; and some you can't see at all. ~ Everyone must row with the oars he has. ~ Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. ~ Beware of all the angels with the wings glued on. ~ Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is. ~ Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. ~ Do not take life too seriously--you will never get out of it alive. ~ Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Add pepper to your mashed potatoes. Plant roses and lavender, for luck. Fall in love whenever you can. ~ I'm a firm believer that sometimes it�s right to do the wrong thing. ~ Just because we don't say everything to each other doesn't mean we don't feel it. ~ It was the end of something simple, and the beginning of everything else. ~ I'd like to tell today's youth that no matter where life takes you; big cities, small towns, you'll inevitably come across small minds. People who think they are better than you are, people that think that material things, or being pretty or popular automatically makes you a worthwhile human being. I'd like to tell today's youth that none of these things matter unless you have a strength of character, integrity, a sense of pride, and if you're lucky to have any of these, don't ever sell them, don't ever sell out. So, when you meet a person for the first time please don't judge them by their station in life, cause who knows? That person just might end up being your best friend. ~ Tell me, is it the possibility of losing him to somebody else that suddenly makes him seem so attractive? ~ I'm sitting here with my best friend in the world, and my palms are sweating. I've known you forever but I feel like I'm seeing you for the first time tonight ~ This is all new to us, and we should talk about it. No matter what happens we can't go back to the way things were. ~ For all these years, I've faced the world alone. And now the time has come to prove to them I've made it on my own. ~ You don't have to hold onto the pain to hold onto the memory. ~ Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime. We'll take the best, forget the rest, and someday we'll find these are the best of times. ~ I didn't ask for it to be over, but then again, I never asked for it to begin. For that is the way it is with life, as some of the best days come completely by chance. But even the most beautiful days eventually come to their end. ~ These have been the best days of my life-these four years I've spent here-they've probably been the best years I may ever have. But, they're over now. And I have to move on. But I'll never forget anything that happened, it's welded into my memory, because only there can I truly spend forever. ~ Some things are true whether you believe them or not. ~ I�ve learned that it is possible to laugh when you're much closer to crying, that tears can be hidden if you try, and that the roles we play for each other could without a crowd could win more academy awards than the screens will ever know. ~ People shouldn�t believe in "isms" they should believe in themselves. ~ Life is a game of baseball, you never know what your going to hit, until you hit it, and by then, it might be too late. Get to first base while you can, and don�t try stealing second if you don�t think you can make it. Let the people who bat after you, lead the way you go, don�t try to rush it cause you only get knocked out. And whatever you do, don�t turn around and try to go back. ~ In trying to become different we stay the same, in trying to stay the same we become different. ~ You can make the same mistake twice, even three or four or ten times; but a victory is only a victory the first time. ~ Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. ~ Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. ~ Everyone knows they're going to die, but nobody believes it. If we did, we would do things differently. ~ Look down on me and you'll see a fool, look up at me and you'll see a God, look straight at me and you'll see yourself. ~ The key is to trust people to be who they are. Instead we trust people to be who we want them to be, and when they aren't, we cry. ~ And those who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~ Some people wear their smile like a disguise. Those people who smile a lot...watch their eyes! ~ I�m an idealist, I don�t know where I�m going, but I�m on my way. ~ Sometimes your words aren�t enough. And sometimes they are just too much. ~ I just want to be able to go out there and Sparkle... Not that anyone thinks I could, not even me... But it would be nice to just once, for one night, Sparkle. ~ When there is a hill to climb don't think that waiting will make it any smaller. ~ This is a story about four people named: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but nobody did. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody�s job. Everybody thought Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn�t do it. Consequently, it ended up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody. ~ It�s not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit goes to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at best, knows in the end the triumph of highest achievement, and who at worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat. ~ Be careful of your thoughts, For your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words, For your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions, For your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits, for they become your character. Be careful of your character, For your character becomes your destiny. ~ Very rarely are you dealt the same hand twice. If you messed up real bad the 1st go round then the second time around, you are better able to make a smart decision. Make sure that you do. Don't ever make the same mistake twice. And know how lucky you are to get that 2nd chance. ~ We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are pretty. Some are dull. Some have glitter. Some sit by themselves in the box never used. Some have weird names, but they all manage to live in the same box. ~ Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. ~ You don't have to blow out anybody else�s candle to make yours shine brighter. ~ You miss 100% of the shots you don�t take. ~ Above all else, never think you're not good enough. ~ I play to win. Even when common sense should tell me I no longer have a chance. Even when I have been playing at my very worst and all the breaks have been going against me. I approach each new day, and each new game as a glorious opportunity to get going again. ~ Feelings and emotions are like energy...they are neither created nor destroyed, only changed. ~ You don't drown by falling in the water, you drown by staying there. ~ Forgiving is not forgetting, it is letting go of the hurt. ~ Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to. ~ Outgrowing things we love is never a pleasant process. After all, if growing up is war, then the friends who grew up with you deserve a special respect. The ones who stuck by you shoulder to shoulder, in a time when nothing was certain, all life lay ahead, and every road led home. ~ What I want to do and what I do are two completely different things. If people ran around doing what they want to do all the time the world would be complete chaos. ~ Pride is holding your head up when everyone else around you has theirs bowed. Courage is what makes you do it. ~ I�m going to do it because you said I can�t. ~ They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. ~ I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time. ~ If you smile while no one else is around, you really mean it. ~ The trouble with real life is that there's no danger music. ~ Certain things should just stay as they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone. ~ Most people would rather be sheep and have company than stand out on their own with antlers on. ~ Never say goodbye if you still want to try. Never give up if you feel you can go on. Never say you don't love a person if you can't let go. ~ Have you ever wondered which hurts the most - saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing and wishing you had. ~ When people seem to push you away, that's when they need you the most. ~ He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask is a fool forever. ~ They can't hurt you unless you let them. ~ It's hard to tie a bandage with just one hand, sooner or later, though, you learn. ~ Life is like fording a river, stepping from one slippery stone to another, and you must rejoice every time you don�t lose your balance, and learn to laugh at all the times you do. ~ What you hate about me is what you fear about me. ~ After a time you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting, it is not logical but often true. ~ Anyone can grab a tiger by the tail... Survival depends on knowing what to do next. ~ Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must first set yourself on fire. ~ Life means inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking the rules, making mistakes... and having fun. ~ Make yourself a blessing to someone. Your kind smile or pat on the back just might pull someone back from the edge. ~ People will forget what you said and people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Don't ever let your mind talk you into anything that your heart cannot live with. ~ Choose your socks by the color and friends by the character, cause choosing your socks by the character sounds pretty silly, and picking your friends by the color seems unthinkable. ~ We all grow up someday, we might as well know what we want. ~ A big shot, is nothing more than a little shot that kept on shooting. ~ When I do something great, no one ever seems to remember, but when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget. ~ Always keep a strong grasp on reality, that way you can strangle it at any given time. ~ I've learned that it's not where you are that's important, but who you're with. ~ A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. ~ To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of an hour ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute: Ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize the value of one second: Ask a person who has survived an accident. To realize the value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. ~ Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. ~ Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. ~ When you come to the edge of all the light you know, and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen: There will be something solid to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly. ~ Don't focus on the problem but look beyond it...learn to see what no one else chooses to. ~ I am a thorn that wont go away. ~ Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. ~ This is not the end. This is not even the beginning of the end. It is, instead, the end of the beginning. ~ If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it! ~ The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. ~ You only make a once in a lifetime buddy, once in a lifetime. ~ The present is always taken for granted until it becomes the past. Only then do we truly appreciate it. ~ We don't make our decisions, our decisions make us. ~ Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~ Each relationship you have with another person reflects the relationship you have with yourself. ~ We are the hero of our own story. ~ Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible. ~ These are the times we all wish for, the moment when less means so much more. ~ Yes, the past can hurt, but the way I see it, you either run from it, or learn from it. ~ The problem with most people. They dream about what they want to do, instead of really doing it. ~Some memories are realities and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again. ~ It always rains hardest on those that deserve the sun. ~ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. ~ From my experience, forgiving is the only way to survive. ~ The only thing that comes to those who wait, are the leftovers from those who hustle. ~ Sometimes the only thing you�re looking for is the one thing you can�t see. ~ A secret is only safe with yourself. ~ You can�t go through life thinking someday people will let you down. ~ Anyone can give up; it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength. ~ I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. ~ A graduation is like an amputation. School has been part of your life for so long. You'll survive, but things will be suddenly different. ~ Don't just look through the fence, even though it may be tough, go a head...climb over it. It's worth it! ~ Some people would rather look backwards than forwards because it's easier to remember where you've been then to figure out where you are going. ~ You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find you get what you need. ~ What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. ~ If you want something bad enough, its worth waiting for. ~ Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. ~ Little girls were always told to grow up and marry doctors and lawyers, and instead they grew up and became doctors and lawyers. ~ You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. ~ I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim. ~ I keep trying to move forwards with my life, but backwards feels like forwards and forwards feels like no place at all. ~ I'm a firm believer in the power of change, but there's one thing I've learned and that's the hardest part of moving forward, is not looking back. ~ The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter. ~ Truthful words aren't always beautiful, beautiful words aren't always truthful. ~ What you can't have, you can't resist. ~ For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those, "it might have been�. ~ It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to dance. It's the dream afraid of waking that never takes the chance. It's the mind afraid of losing that never learns to give, and it's the soul afraid of dying that never learns to live. ~ Funny, sometimes it's the smallest decisions that change your life forever. ~ If you believe the impossible, the incredible can happen. ~ Forgive your enemies but never forget their names. ~ The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot. ~ Courage is not defined by those who fought, nor by those who fell, but by those who fought, fell and rose again. ~ Life doesn't have to be perfect to be wonderful. ~ Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. ~ In three words I can sum up everything I�ve learned about life: it goes on. ~ No one is listening until you make a mistake. ~ We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. ~ All glory comes from daring to begin. ~ He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good. ~ Tears are words the heart can�t say. ~ What's meant to be will always find a way. ~ Sometimes the things you complain most about are the things you care most about. Unfortunately you don't always know that before it's too late. ~ I got a fortune cookie that said, �To remember is to understand.� I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what it was like to be a lawyer. A good editor remembers being a writer. A good parent remembers what it was like to be a child. ~ When you remember how hard it is to change yourself, you begin to understand what little chance we have of changing others. ~ Goodbye means wanting to say so much and being able to say so little. ~ You are not given a dream without being given the power to make it come true. ~ The only unreachable dreams are those you don't reach for. ~ Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. ~ It�s no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy; �Cause every now and then I beat the living s@#$ out of me. ~ When you look for the good in others, you discover the best in yourself. ~ You make believe that life is so long until you're dieing. You make believe that nothing is wrong 'til you�re crying. ~ Try not to think about what might've been, Cause that was then, and we have taken different roads. We can't go back again. There's no use giving in. There's no way to know what might've been. ~ Don't you ever wonder, if you had taken a left turn instead of a right turn, if you could have been somebody different. ~ Just when I thought my life was coming together, I realized it was just starting to fall apart. ~ There's always a little truth to every �just kidding�. ~ I'm scared to get close to people, whether they're friends or whatever. It seems that every time I get close to someone, they always have to go away. Maybe it's to teach me how life goes on and how I shouldn't depend on people so much, or maybe I just trust the wrong people. ~ I'm not a child anymore. I'm tall enough to reach for the stars. I'm old enough to love you from afar. Too trusting? Yes. But then, women usually are. ~ Things are only as complicated as you make them and as simple as you want them to be. ~ Do what's right, you'll gratify some and astonish the rest. ~ It's never too late to be what you might have been. ~ I'll remember the things I did for a while, but I'll remember the people I did them with forever. ~ You spend twelve years of your life trying to learn how to live, but every time you try to live in those twelve years you're told you are wrong. Then everyone you have grown to love is taken away and scattered. That's what they should teach you. How to say goodbye and let go. ~ I'm not being mean or talking back, I'm just stating my opinion, and you don't have to believe it. ~ Growing old may be mandatory, but growing up is not. ~ And now I'm glad I didn't know, the way it all would end the way it all would go. Our lives are better left to chance, I could have missed the pain. But I'd of had to miss the dance. ~ I've cried myself to sleep too many times for reasons I can't even remember, over times I've long out grown and love I've too soon forgotten. ~ Some people never come clean, I think you know what I mean. You're walkin' the wire, pain and desire, and looking for love in between. When it comes to pain and suffering, I'm right up there with Elizabeth Taylor. ~ I believe in life there comes a time where everything just falls in line. ~ You grew up way too fast and now there's nothing left to believe. Reruns all become your history. ~ You have to glance at what everyone's staring at and stare at what everyone's glancing at. ~ Who knows how long this will last? Now we've come so far so fast. Somewhere back there in the dust that same small town is in each of us. ~ The only people who can hurt you are the ones you love, because if it wasn't love then you wouldn't care. ~ And it's a really great feeling, to know that someone's attracted to you. It's funny how often we hesitate, afraid that we'll be misread... it's really too bad that people so often think good things about others but what we hear is all the more often bad. ~ You make believe that life is so long until you're dying. You make believe that nothing is wrong 'til your crying. Never say "I love you", if you don't really care. Never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there. Never hold my hand if you're going to break my heart. Never say you're going to, if you never plan to start. Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie. Never say hello, if you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever, then say you will try. Never say forever 'cause forever makes me cry. ~ Try not to think about what might've been, Cause that was then, and we have taken different roads. ~ We can't go back again. There's no use giving in. There's no way to know what might've been. ~ We are born into the World, like a blank canvas. And every person that crosses our path, Takes up the brush, and makes their mark upon our surface. So it is that we develop. But we must realize there comes a day that we must take up the brush and finish the work, for only we can determine if we are to be just another painting, or a masterpiece. ~ Hold on to your dreams, even if they get broken, because if you let broken dreams die, they are like a bird with broken wings, and will never be able to fly. ~ The things that we�re afraid of are going to show us what we�re made of in the end. ~ If the only tool you have is a hammer, you are sure to see every problem as a nail. ~ Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them. ~ Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go, it's not a question, but a lesson learned in time, it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. ~ Some people will work things out and others just don't know how to change. ~ Sunny days, I know everyone loves them; but tell me can you stand the rain. ~ Nothing in life is free, not even love. Sooner or later you will have to pay for everything. ~ Why would you trust anyone else with a secret if you cant even keep it yourself. ~ You shouldn�t go threw life with a catcher�s mitt on both hands, you have to have one hand free to throw something back. ~ Haven't you ever believed in something so much ...it seems real? ~ A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good, for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better. ~ Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't. ~ Be careful of the stones you throw, Gossip is cheap and it's low. ~ Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. ~ Don't fall before you're pushed. ~ I believe in life there comes a time where everything just falls in line. ~ When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess? ~ If you're going to do something illegal, at least enjoy it. ~ It's a mind over matter thing. I don't mind and you don't matter. ~ People only see what they are prepared to see. ~ There are no coincidences. ~ You grew up way too fast and now there's nothing left to believe. ~ Normal is in the eye of the beholder. ~ Don't try to find the answer when there isn't a question here, let your heart be wounded and give no mercy to your fear. ~ Some people go through life not knowing what they mean to others. I don't know whom that hurts more. ~ When you look for the good in others; you discover the best in yourself. ~ You make believe that life is so long until you're dying. You make believe that nothing is wrong 'til your crying. ~ Try not to think about what might've been, Cause that was then, and we have taken different roads. ~ In a good apple, there's always a worm. ~ Your eyes tell the destiny of your future and the sorrows of your past. ~ I think back on all the things I've done wrong that day... and I make up my mind that I'll never do that again. I may do something worse, but never that again. ~ When you feel cold inside... don't cover yourself with a blanket, cover yourself with old pictures. When you are burning up, don't turn on the air conditioner; turn on slow songs that remind you of then. When you are tired and need a rest, don't close your eyes and sleep, close your eyes and dream. When you are hungry, don't count the calories, count the memories. When you are bored, don't watch TV; watch that video from way back when. When you forget what happened yesterday, don't pick up the calendar, pick up the phone and call me. I will tell you what happened yesterday, cry at what happened the day before, and imagine what may happen tomorrow. ~ And in the end do you believe that beauty lies in what you see? Because if you do then baby you've been deceived. ~ A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. ~ If we listened to our intellect; we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down. ~ Every story has three sides to it - yours, mine, and the facts. ~ When you feel like everyone in the world has their backs turned on you, you have to rely on one person to keep you strong. Yourself. ~ Stop being so worried about how the world looks at you when your young. Against popular belief, when you are 40 and looking for a job "good fashion sense in junior high/high school" will not be on the application. ~ Look, you know, people are going to talk, but that's all it is and then they'll talk about something else, so it'll be like this never happened, right? ~ For after all, the best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain. ~ Clouds that thunder don't always rain. ~ Leadership, like coaching, is fighting for the hearts and souls of men and getting them to believe in you. ~ A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our soul. ~ I pretended to be somebody I wanted to be until finally I became that person. Or he became me. ~ Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror. ~ She's got her jaws just locked now in a smile, but nothing is all right. ~ You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. ~ Life has not been perfect. Not for me. ...Not that I was expecting it to be. I know it's never intended to be 100% wonderful. I have had my share of battles. With Family, With Friends, With boys who don't know what they want...and mostly with myself. I'm alone a lot. It's okay...just not the way I wanted it to be. ~ If dreams and memories get mixed up, well that's as it should be. ~ I'm young, I live in a house my father owns, in a bed my father bought. Nothing is mine except for my hopes and my fears and my growing knowledge that not every road is gonna lead home anymore. ~ The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you loved that you love them. ~ Forget just so you may remember again. ~ Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones. ~ When the light has sharply faded. And you have lost your way, let another's love guide you. It can turn the blackest night into day. ~ The only bad thing about keeping on burning your bridges behind you, is that the world is round. ~ As long as I'm faced in the right direction, It does not matter the size of my steps. ~ Sometimes the most reluctant warrior, is the bravest warrior. ~ Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. ~ The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected. ~ Life takes us from the things we love and robs us of the special ones. It puts them high where we can't reach and we only miss them all the time. ~ Some questions don't have answers, which is terribly difficult lessons to learn. ~ Fear makes strangers of people who should be friends. ~ More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying they made them. ~ Don't ever put anyone up on a pedestal. They can throw stuff down on you from up there. ~ Crossing the line depends on where you draw it. ~ Our lives are shaped by those who love us and those who refuse to love us. ~ People come and go, but memories live on forever. ~ Sometimes you don't realize that you care for someone until they stop caring for you. ~ I cry because I know he doesn't feel the same way I do, I cry because I think of how pathetic I am and I cry because I think I'm going to be crying forever. ~ Nothing that's worthwhile is easy. ~ If you want to accomplish anything in life you can't just sit back and hope it will happen, you've got to make it happen. ~ I wish I were a teddy bear. Everybody loves them, nobody cares how fat they are, and the older they get, the more they're worth. ~ Sometimes you want something so badly you end up looking too hard. ~ I can�t make a cherry pop... but I can make a banana cream! ~ Listen boys... don�t make a sound when I walk by� just push it down! ~ Dice games, iced chains way out of your price range! ~ I keep it sweet and sexy rocking the ice smiling as your man says, �Damn, she so fucking nice!� ~ Look at me now tell me what you see it�s a whole new game now because I ain�t the girl I used to be! ~ Screw what you heard recognize what you see I know you heard rumors now here�s the real me! ~ Some days I can�t get you off my mind� other days I wonder why I�m wasting my time! ~ Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle a vodka at my feet� and if I die before I wake� tell my girls... �I drank it straight!� ~ I got thugs screaming * pick me pick me * like it�s the fucking Pennsylvania lottery! ~ See this girl knows how to attract, got thugs screaming *baby holler back*! ~ Times were tough but the memories remain situations were rough but we overcame side by side... together we grew I�m so lucky to have a best friend like you! ~ Maybe tonight my wish will come true... sleep tight little star, I will be dreaming with you... and if I wake up and he's still just my friend... then I'll see you tomorrow night little star and wish my wish again! ~ There�s a light in your eyes that I used to see� there�s a place in my heart where you used to be! ~If water was Vodka, I�d be a duck! I�d swim in my bathtub and never come up. But water�s not Vodka, and I�m not a duck! So leave me alone and shut the fuck up! |
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