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| ~Guys are like busses, a new one comes along every ten minutes! ~No man is worth a woman's tears, but the one who is will never make her cry! ~God made coffee, God made tea, God made GUYS especially for me! ~I wasn't born a bitch... men like you made me this way! ~Never date a guy who dresses better than you. What would you bring to the relationship?! ~A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle! ~Good guys dont just happen... they have to be created by women! ~Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day! ~If you need a nickel, I'll give you a dime, but if you need a man, bitch, dont mess with mine! ~God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so i can flirt! ~God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ____ so damn sexy! ~Boys are like porta-potties, the good ones are taken and the other ones are full of shit! ~So many men... so few who can afford me! ~Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich! ~Guys have feelings too, but like... who cares?! ~I think I might have been a mighty king in one of my previous lives, because I like people to do what i say! |
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