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~Sex, drugs, rock and roll! Speed, weed, and birth control! Life's a bitch then you die, fuck it all, let's go get high!

~Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run! He hates that!

~Yea, I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, but I will fear no evil, for I am the strongest, meanest, most heavily armed motherfucker in the whole damn valley!

~What happens if you get scared to death twice?

~Life's a bitch, then you die... get over it already!

~Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead! ...No, wait... Not me... You!

~Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live!

~We are all dead men on leave.

~A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go!

~Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.

~A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.

~Men fear death as children fear to go into the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.

~Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily as lying down.

~The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you!

~It's not that I'm afraid to die, it's just that I dont want to be there when it happens!

~The suspense is killing me! I hope it lasts!

~One owes respect the living. To the dead, one owes only truth.

~Since the day of my birth, my death began its walk. It is walking toward me, without hurrying.

~The only completely consistent people are the dead.
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