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| ~ Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. ~ Man who run in front of car get tired. ~ Man who run behind car get exhausted. ~ Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. ~ Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. ~ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. ~ Man with one chopstick go hungry. ~ Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. ~ Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. ~ Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. ~ Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. ~ War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. ~ Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house. ~ Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. ~ It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. ~ Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. ~ Man who stand on toilet high on pot. ~ Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. ~ Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. ~ Man who fart in church sit in own pew. ~ Crowded elevator smell different to midget. |
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