| Ah yes, the glamorous life of the film critic. Attending premieres, ripping people's artistic visions to shreds with the written word, and imposing your opinion on anyone that will even pretend to listen. All this glory and more is not mine to experience, because, unfortunately, I am not a film critic. But this is a start. At the time of writing this paragraph (June 5, 2002), I haven't written a review since April, on account of me being slack. Hopefully I'll become more disciplined in the coming months. To kick this off, I'm putting up my take on the new Star Wars movie, just like about 3 million other people on the Internet. Here it is. |