�When we last left our hero�s, the Repubian�s were closing in on the brave captain, as his shipmates lay unconscious by his side. The large eared aliens were closing in slowly, trying to cripple Captain Kenny with their horrid secret powers.�
�What are you doing?� Boomed Lt. Beefy boomed from behind, making Not Scotty jump up from his seat.
�Jeez man, you scared the sliptoz out of me. Don�t do that!� Not Scotty placed a hand over his heart and began to sit back down at his consol.
Lt. Beefy gave a loud snort, making his nose ring dangle slightly. �I would appreciate it if you didn�t use that kind of language around me. We Rumnons don�t much care for it.�
�But I was swearing in your language!� Not Scotty protested. Another snort by Beefy made him forget the argument, and sit back down in his chair.
�Now, again, what were you doing?� Questioned the Rumnon.
Not Scotty straightened up, and cleared his voice, �I was narrating, if you must know.�
�Narrating? Narrating what?� Not Scotty pointed down to his monitor, indicating an image of his captain and his crewmates being held captive by the Repubian�s. They were circled all around them in different colored robes, which matched their Stetson hats. �Wait, our crew is in trouble, and you didn�t report it?�
�What do you mean I didn�t report it�I�ve been talking for the past five hours about the Repubian�s and how they have captured our captain and crew and revealing their secret powers! Did you think I was talking to myself?� Not Scotty would have been yelling at this point, but he learned early on that you don�t yell at a Rumnon, unless you want a hoof up your ass.
�You should have been more clear.� Offered the Lt. As Not Scotty was about to dispute this further, a small beeping noise went off on his monitor, causing him to turn from the argument and start punching some buttons. �What is it, Not Scotty?�
After punching some more buttons, and pulling up an undulating graph on his screen, he pointed to the upper right portion of the moving lines. �Nothing good.�
Another snort from the Rumnon, �Ahhh sliptoz.�
Captain Kenny knew that the end was near, that he and his crew would be tossed into the void of nothingness behind him, that was the Repubian�s realm. The onslaught of the creature�s secret powers continued, making Kenny more light headed as the seconds ticked by.
One of the Repubian�s called from the back, �A triangle is made up of five sides.� Then another call from the right of the group, �An opinion can become a fact.� Close to the edge, the captain put a hand over his eyes, to fend off the sickening wobbling motion of the Repubian�s ears, yet they master blow with President Shrub, who now loomed right above Kenny, head shaking from side to side in a fierce manner. �I am the smartestest being in all the universe!�
The scream could be heard from far away, as Kenny placed both his hands on his head, in an attempt to keep his head from splitting open. �Too much! The illogicalness of it all is too much! GAH!!!!!�
President shrub stopped shaking his ears, and stood proudly over the defeated human. �Ha! It is time. Cast him into the gateway.� As robed aliens made a motion to toss the crew into the nothingness, a ringing echoed through the room. All went silent, and then it came again.
�Oh come on! Who left their cell phone on?!� Cried President Shrub. No one answered, and the ringing came again.
�Oops, sorry�that�s me.� Captain Kenny stood up, straightening out his uniform. �I�ll be just one sec, okay?� Shrub looked very annoyed at this, and began tapping his foot rapidly. Kenny pressed his communicator belt buckle, �Yes, what do you want? I�m kind of in the middle of something here.�
A small voice came sounding into the silence. �Sorry Captain, but I needed to get a hold of you, this is kind of important.�
�Not Scotty, is that you? I told you never to call me on this buckle. What is so important anyway?�
�Well, you should know that the planet has become unstable�� On perfect cue, there came a loud rumbling, causing everyone in the chamber to stumble and bump into each other. �I see, anything else?�
�Let me put it this way�have you ever seen a planet implode due to lack of critical thought? It aint pretty.�
Captain Kenny realized just how dire the situation had become. �Ah, I see. Well, that changes everything.� Turning to President shrub, �Sorry pres, but we need to head off. Come on everyone, it�s time to go.� At this, the unconscious crewmembers all stood up, and began brushing themselves off.
�What, you have to go already�oh, we were just getting to the best part!� Shrub kicked the floor, and lowered his head while sticking out his lip.
Kenny felt a little sorry for the Repubian, and gave him a lollipop. �Sorry kiddo, but them�s the breaks. Okay Not Scotty, teleport us out of here.� In a beam of blue light, the crew disappeared from the chamber.
�Oh boy, it�s grape!� Squealed Shrub with delight.