Murphy's Law

*01-No good deed goes unpunished.
*02-Leakproof seals-will.
*03-Selfstarters-will not.
*04-Interchangeble parts-won't.
*05-There is always one more bug.
*06-Nature is a mother.
*07-Don't mess with Mrs Murphy.
*08-90% of everything is crud.
*09-If you are feeling good, don't worry, you will get over it.
*10-You will always find something in the last place you look.
*11-The change of a piece of bread falling with the butteredside down
        is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
*12-No matter how long or hard you shop for an item,
        after you have bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.