Kessy is on the left and Blackdragon is on the right! ^.^
Base
A storm is raging outside the libary window and the whole scene is in darkness. Then with a flash of lightning the scene lights up for a brief second in which you see an empty, cuushy, red velvet chair with little gold tassels on the armrests, and dragon claws on the end of the legs......
Director- CUUTT! >__< *slams down his mega-phone down*
The guy who was making thunder noises- *falls off the platform* AHHH!
Director- WHERE ARE KESSY AND BLACKDRAGON!?!?!?!
~*~lets switch scenes to where Kessy and Blackdrgaon are~*~
Kessy- *sipping tea on the set of some soap-opera drama*
Blackdragon- ahhh! this is the life...a Paris set in a nice stuffy little studio room! ^_^
Kessy- oh yes...*eats a plastic roll*
Blackdragon- Uh Kess..
Kessy- Yes??
Blackdragon- uhh....>.> nevermind...
Kessy- .........*swallows* ah..nothing like stage food!
Director- *stomps into the set that Blackdragon and Kessy were drinking their tea in* >__< YOU GET BACK TO OUR SET NOW YOU LAZY GOOD-FOR-NOTHING CHEAP ACTRESSES!!!!!!
Blackdragon- O__O WHY...
Kessy- YOU FAT LITTLE UMMPA-LOOMPA! HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT MY EATING OF LITTLE VERY STALE ROLLS!!!
Blackdragon- >.>...urg...
Director- >__<
~after Kessy pelted the director with plastic rolls, Kessy and Blackdragon are in their costumes and are in their assinged places~
a knock is heard of the libary door which causes the flimsy stage door to fall over and someon to pick it up.
Kessy- come in....-__-
BD(Blackdragon)- *slowly enters into room* Hello.....why are you dressed like a my Grandma dresses???
Kessy- >__<
BD- WHAT?!?!
Kessy- *cough cough* oh never mind sister deearrr >.>
BD- O__- I don't trust you...
Kessy- oh shut up...-___- I cook breakfast for you each morning..
BD- and put lemons in my milk
Kessy- I clean the bathroom
BD- and forget to put new toilet paper in there
Kessy- I got you friends!!
BD- YOU PAYED THEM MONEY!!!!!!! >___<
Kessy- sooooOoooOOoOO they were friends right?
BD- THATS NOT THE POINT!!!!!
Kessy- C'mon C'mon we're sisters....we aren't supposed to help each other!!
BD- WE'RE NOT EVEN SISTERS YOU BAKA!!!
Kessy- O___O *gasps and clutches her heart* THAT HURTS BLACKDRAGON!!!
BD- OH blah blah!! >_<
Kessy- *sniffs* you broke my heart....shattered it! IT FELL RIGHT OUT OF MY BOOB!
BD- O_o uh....
Kessy- wait...that didn't sound right....did it?
BD- no...no it didn't
Kessy- I think our intro is getting a little long sister.
BD- HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU...YOU ARE NOT MY SISTER!!!!
Kessy- You are in denial...aren't you??
BD- O__O WHAT?!
Kessy- I think i'm gunna call you Queen Caps...
BD- GAHHH! >____< *tackles Kessy right out of her comfy chair and the lights go out as the 'storm' keeps raging outside.*
Director- ........-___- I am never working with them again...
Kessy- OUCH!
BD- ARGH!
Kessy- YOU DOn'T OOOWWWNNN ANYTHING!!!!!
BD- DAMN RIGHT!!!
Kessy- Why are you HAPPPPPPY about THAT! OW! SISTER!!??!
BD- STOP CALLING ME SISTER KESSY!!! >___<
lights flicker on and off and Kessy and Blackdragon and clawing each other and poor Kessy seems to be losing (Well duh who could win against someone as (insert proper word here) as Blackdragon???)
Director- I GIVE UP!! *rips out whats left of his hair and runs from the studio*
Lights go on as the rest of the crew run after him
Kessy- NOO! O__O I NEED THIS JOB TO BUY MORE TOILET PAPER!!!
BD: AFTER EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU!!! YOU TRY AND KILL ME!
Kessy: YOU ATTACKED ME FIRST QUEEN CAPS!! >__<
BD: Well..I'll show them ALL that you are NOT MY SISTER! -presses a magic button that bring us all into a flashback-
Kessy: NOOOOOOO!!!
~~flashback~~
Blackdragon is around 6 and is in first grade? (is that the right age for a first grader?? Maybe she got held back in preschool or something..>.>)
BD- *kicks over some kids sandcastle* -__- thats what you get for calling me an octopus!
kid- *starts crying*
Teacher- O__O BLACKDRAGON!! >__< YOUR A BAD, BAD GIRL KICKING OVER BEN'S SAND CASTLE LIKE THAT!! GO SAY YOUR SORRY!
BD- ....>.> No
Ben- *still crying*
Teacher- THEN GO SIT ON THE 'BAD BENCH' UNTIL YOUR READY TO SAY SORRY!!
BD- fine Miss.Meanie-fat-lady...*walks over and sits on the bench staring at a big tree*
Teacher- >__< I'm calling her mom about this...
Ben- WAHHH WAAAHHHHHH!
Voice- HeeeyyY! heelpp meee!! T__T
BD- *stares at tree* O_O Mr.Tree...did you just speak??
Voice- I'm not the tree!!! T__T I'm stuck IN the tree!!!
BD- Oh....whats your name Mr.Voice??
Voice- *sniff* T__T I'm Kessy...and i'm a GIRL not a stupid BOY!
BD- oh!!! Okay Kessy...*gets up* Your not a stranger are you?? Strangers are baaaddd people..
Kessy- .......umm...no
BD- ^__^ Okay!!
Teacher- BLACKDRAGON WHAT ARE YOU DOING SIT BACK DOWN!!!! >__< WHEN I COME BACK FROM TAKING BEN INSIDE YOU BETTER BE SITTING!
BD- *ignores Teacher and goes up to the tree*
Kessy- *somehow is stuck in the tree* T___T waahh! get me down!!
BD- You look young...
Kessy- I'M ONLY SIX!!!!!
BD- ^__^ *delighted* ME TOO!
Kessy- ^__^ cool!!....NOW GET ME DOWN!!!
BD- *climbs the tree*
Teacher- BLACKDRAGON!! O__O *sees that she isn't there anymore* OH GOD I LOST HER!!!! *panics*
BD- WOw Para....you have a freaky costume...where'd you get it??
Kessy- nuuu! =__= I made it meself.....
BD- *gets big starry eyes* I want one too!! *untangles Kessy and both girls fall out of tree*
Kessy- YAY I'M FREE! NOW YOUR MY NEW SISTER!!
BD- O__O WHAT?!?!
`~~~end of flashback~~~~'
BD: And thats how it all happened......and the lesson of the story is..if you see someone stuck in a tree...don't help them unless you want another sibling...
Oh....if you wanted to know about the vice-mascot Cami, She is Kessy's 'sidekick' in the 'superhero' business. (did I already say Kessy's a horrible superhero??!?!) And they caused trouble all over...trying to help others...buut making things worse instead. Then Kessy got stuck in a tree and Cami went out to get icecream, because well, Cami didn't really care...plus it was icecream I mean Come on! (You would have too....>.>)
THE COMBIMNED MASCOT OF DOOM...or better known as Kesagondragess (Or Kesagon or Dragess...whatever you wish to call her..or you can always use the full name Kesagondragess!)
