Best line: "You'll see- or you'll pack."
Mimi: Mimi used to date Benny.
Best line: "Let's find a bar, so dark we forget who we are, and all the scars from the 'nevers' and 'maybes' die.
Mark: Mark used to date Maureen. Mark and Roger are best friends and roommmates. Mark and Roger are friends with ex-roommate Collins.
Best line: "Much masterbation."
Roger: Roger and Mark are best friends and roommates. Mark and Roger are friends with ex-roommate Collins.
Best line: I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs.
Collins: Collins is friends with ex-roommates Mark and Roger.
Best line: "In a small exclusive gourmet institution, where we over-charge the wealthy clientell.
Angel: Angel is a transexual who dates Collins.
Best line: "I was a girl scout once, and a Brownie. Until some brat got scared."
Maureen: Maureen and Mark used to date.
Best line: "The dish and the spoon, for instance, they're down on their luck they come knocking on my doghouse door and I say 'not in my backyard, utensils, go back to China!'"
JoAnne: JoAnne is dating Maureen.
Best line: "I hate mess, but I love you."
Mimi is currently being played by Dominique Roy.
Mark is currently being played by Matt Caplan.
Roger is currently being played by Manley Pope.
Collins is currently being played by Mark Richard Ford.
Angel is currently being played by Jai Rodriguez
Maureen is currently being played by Maggie Benjamin.
JoAnee is currently being played by Maya Watson-Davis