russel's new girlfriend
it was a regular sunday afternoon, everyone was watching murdoc play russel's xbox except for russel. he was in his rom on his computer chatting with a girl by the screen name of roxygurlusa. they had been chatting for the last few years and russel finally asked her out to a restauraunt. she replied, "yes" and russel was in joy. for the rest of the week they kept chatting and russel was still in the love with this roxy girl. tomorrow they were gonna meet. "how's my suit?" asked russel. "it's fine" said noodle. "i'll bet you two would make a nice couple. russel went to the bathroom and looked at his head... he was bald! he was shocked and looked back in the mirror. russel had no time, he grabbed the keys to the geep and jumped right in. he was going 86 miles per and hour, with a count of 12 red lights passed, the cops were on his tail. because the geep was so small and russ was so big, it wasnt that fast and the cops eventually caught him. they pulled hium over and gave him a ticket. "excuse me sir, but you do not own this vehicle" said the woman. she was tall and beautiful. her tight blue police uniform made her look tall and sexy, thought russel. she had dark red sunglasses and her lips shined as if they were wet, very wet. she was blowing bubble gum, and her beautiful body stood as if it was a model of the prettiest woman on earth. russel stood up and got out of the geep. he told her that he had to get to a mall.... to get a wig. she told him "i am heading down that way too, to get a pedicure" and the two drove side by side, in love. |
