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01. spider-man
02. resident evil
03. jason x
04. blade 2
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reviews
resident evil [peter hernandez] 3 stars
i thought resident evil was pretty cool. it was like all zombie films, the zombies try to kill the humans where the humans try to escape a landfill of rotting brains. i thought it was pretty scary, the few days after that i couldnt sleep because i thought rotting hands would come out of my bed and eat me up, but it never happened. sometimes i also think that when i open my eyes from shapooing me hair there will be a dead lady in the window [plus misfortunate happenings due to stephen king's it. well, as i said resident evil was cool, it was about some people on a search for survivors from a t-virus attack. t-virus is a liquid that harms the air around you. if it touches you of if you drink it [who would be that stupid, probably me brother, he wouldve thought it was coolaide] your molecules will rot diving you a crave for fresh blood. the only reason they looked like zombies is cuz the other zombies tried to eat the other zombies, imagine how goot that tasted, craving fresh blood but eating rotton decayed blood.the only one who survived the whole thing was the lady. at the end the t-virus was eventually released to the air outside and everyone died. the only people were left was the lady and a little girl, plus the mutant...
spiderman [peter hernandez] 5 stars NEW
i really liked spiderman. i was a really good movie. the movie begins [i think] where peter parker is chasing the bus because it is leaving. everyone thought he was a nerd, except mary jane, the girl next door. peter finally gets on the bus and smiles at mary jane, who he had a crush on since the 1st grade. peter gets tripped by mj's boyfreind. they arrive at the museum, they walk in. peter later takes pictures of mj by the genetically altered spiders, then the woman tells about the 14 spiders in the plastic jars. mj corrects her that there is 13 spiders. he replies thats weird, i thought there was 14? later, the one that was missing bites peter parker and he arrives home later. he says he feels sick. he lays on his bed, feeling really sick. the next morning he wakes up on the floor. he puts on his glasses and its blurry, his eyesite changed over the night due to spider dna connecting with human dna. at school he encounters mj, that slips on some coffee and her food flies everywhere. peter gets the tray and everything goes back where it goes, plus cathing mj from slipping. peter then spits out web out of his hands. he was wondering how that happened. he pulls his string back and his lunch flies in the back of him. it lands all over the person who hates him and thinks he's a geek. peter leves the room, with his spiderweb attached to him. the bully comes after him and they get i a fight. since peter now has spidersenses, when someone fights him, like a regular person, every punch is in slow motion. he misses every punch and he then stops his from punching and punches him in the stomach and he flies backwards. peter is getting amazed of his abilities. eventually he discovers that he can stit web from his hands and can climb walls. he later goes to a wrestling match for 3 grand. he wins the match. "spiderman" goes to the office to collect his money. they only give him 100 dollas. he tells them it was 3 grand and the office guy says that spidey was in the cage for only 2 mins. later, a guy goes and robs the money from the office man. the robber goes by spidey and he doesn't do anything. the robber escapes and hijacks uncle ben's car. uncle ben was killed. spiderman goes and kills the man who killed his uncle. since that time, he remembered: with great power lies great responsiblility. spiderman now knows that he was meant to save the world from others that were genetically altered that want to destry the world. green goblin, right... he dies, from himself. you see, at the end, green goblin gets his flying device and tries to kill spiderman by unsuspectedly making it fly into him, but spidermans smarter than that, he does a back flip and the flying device ends up killing the green goblin. harry osbourne, green goblin's son, peter's freind, says that he'll make spiderman pay. also, mj loves spiderman, but spidey dumps her. what a sad/cool ending!
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