7-15-04
 
 
This is a little complicated, so get your flow charts.  Does everyone have their No. 2 pencils? 
  Our hotel was bought by a company.  They came into our hotel and told everyone that everything was ok.  Everyone would keep their jobs.  They even brought in someone and told us that it was our new GM.  Then...One day...they called everyone that had a banquets function after July 15th and cancelled them.  Weddings, family reunions, meetings, all of them.  Cancelled.  With about 1 weeks notice.  Very professional.  Very classy.
  Until about...umm...the 9th.  That was when they told us that we were all losing our jobs on the 15th, and that the hotel was going to be knocked down by the company buying it.  Until about...umm...the 15th.  When we all found out that instead of having time off getting unemployment, we all had to stay at the hotel because the company who bought it didn't want to pay the two months of severance pay that they legally owed us.  Since they owed us two months of severance pay for not notifying us, they would leave the hotel open for two more months and call it even.  No severance pay for us.  Just two more months of employment at a hotel where all the ice machines, pop machines, snack machines, cable boxes, and most of the food has been removed.
  So I was thinking about how much I hated this place...and reminiscing...so I came up with a list.
  This is my list:

Gus                                                                Lori and Carl
Fawn                                                              Todd D.
Jean                                                               Greg
Sandy                                                            Keith
Valerie (desk)                                               Darlene
Valerie (bar)                                                  Marlando
Casey                                                            Vinchenza
Jackie                                                            Pete R.
Jovita                                                            Donnel
Tiny                                                               Q-Tip 
James O.                                                       Ken H.
Torrie                                                            Sean
Dan - the fat security guard                        Jeff L.
The Sales department                                Addie
Kelly F.                                                         Kathy W.
Glen                                                              Annie C.
Chester                                                         Johnny Shoeshine
Rob                                                               Guy
Kathy O.                                                       Maureen
Jack                                                              Diane Z.
Yves                                                             Matt
Jillian
Dan T.
Tiffany
J.C.
M.E.P.S.
Hockey Parents
Family Reunions
Michelle
Colin
Wayne
Colleen
Jim
Tom

  You might wonder...who are these people...what is the significance of this list?  What one great thing ties all these names and titles together?  Well, I'll tell you, my friend.
  I hate them all.
 

  Until next time.
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