Just go there. Now! Do it, dammit!

A parody of Metal Edge magazine, this site aims to take aging '80's rock "gods" down a notch or two. Recently they've set out to ruin Sebastian Bach, and have had moderate success. If you don't find this site hilarious, you're probably a Slaughter fan.

The best metal band in America. In the vein of Iron Maiden, these guys just plain ROCK.

The best band NOT in America, these Danes aren't metal anymore, but musical geniuses nonetheless.

The first, and still the best, heavy metal internet radio station. Nonstop rock, 24/7.