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| This is me, your friendly rock and roll webmaster, Rod, aka OverMuch! As you can see, I like minibikes! Vroom! |
| This is ol' ball and chain: Sarai. We hope to get married someday...maybe after the kids are grown up. |
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| This is our oldest boy, Genghis Gator-Bait O'Jesus El Bowsher. He lost his hair early due to eating the paint chips laying 'round the house. Sarai tells me I shoulda cleaned them up years ago. My bad! |
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| This is our eldest daughter, Papaya Liqui-gel De Los Underpants. She gets pretty crazy when she's had a few. That's our boy Grapeweed nursin' at her left teat. He's nutty! Leave some for the rest of your brothers, Grapeweed! |
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| This is our aforementioned boy Grapeweed McFishslap. He's kinda big 'cuz his thyroid was shot out by his brother Shitknock. |
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| The baby of our bunch, Shitknock de Fuckstink. We love our boy, but we had to turn him over to the police after puttin' such a big hole in Grapeweed's noggin. |
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| Well, here we are. When I'm not spending all my time and welfare money on "Rod and Sarai's Crack Monkey Warehouse", I spend lots of time with my (admittedly rather large) family. Here's a peek into your favorite webmaster's private life. Enjoy! |
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| This is Pat Crocodilo El Rojo, our next youngest..er...boy? Hell, it's been so many years I don't know if Pat's my son or my daughter, and those looks don't help none. For god's sake, Pat, wear a dress, or jeans, or whatever it is you're supposed to wear! |
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| This is our daughter Squishy "Tiny" O'Slutslit. She's got quite a future in nude modeling, so if there's any agents out there lookin' at this...call us! And Grapeweed ... no nursin' at Squishy's teats! She's gotta preserve them for when she goes a modelin'! |
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| I don't know quite what to say 'bout our twins Petite and Anorexine, 'cept I love 'em both. A lot. More than the state says is lawful, sometimes. |
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| ...and finally, my dad, Terrence Verlin Brian El Toupee. A kind, generous, and amazingly handsome gentleman. Rest in peace, pa! . |
| This page is a joke, but I don't have to tell you that, do I? *coughBrandythoughtitwasrealcough* |