Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill Rhyme

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

I'm A Little Penis Rhyme

I'm a little penis,
Long and hard,
If you want to see it,
Come in my yard,
When I get all horny,
Then I spurt,
Push me in,
And pull me out!

Jack Rhyme

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little Dick!

Mother Hubbard Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!

Peter Peter Rhyme

Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
fucked her ass and went to bed

Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her back yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly dick got hard

Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

Little Boy Blue

Little boy blue,
he needed the money.

Little Bow Peep

Little bow peep fucked a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his ass so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.

Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme

Marry had a little lam
it's fleece was black as coal,
and every time it jump a fence
you could see it's pink asshole.