The Ever Increasing List of Funny Quotes because we will never cease to be retardedly hilarious.
*Note: Any racial comments listed are merely jokes.
Brandon: Shitty, Mexican, they're kinda synonymous.
Nick: I'm gonna brush my teeth.
Ray: You're gonna brush your tits?
Ngo Worries: What's your current major?
E1572518276: flying kites
Dylan: Quick, I need balls in my mouth.
Dylan: I always lick the grandma's toes.
James: Wigglers are the bomb diggity.
Ray: Ahhhhhhh! I just pissed my pants.
Cat: ....My friend's mom. She was a guy.
Nick: If Belle was black, there's no way she would have taken that from Beast. She would have been like "Hellz nah."
Leland: Okay John, I'm gonna kick your ass later, and then eat your balls.
Nick: Alright Gregg, we need to make you a chestlick.
*He was trying to say checklist.
Ray: Ah, the fresh smell of penis.
Ngo Worries: Go back to wang chung ball
machiavellis2: hahah wang chung choi fat wang
Ngo Worries: Hahah you said fat wang.
machiavellis2: yes i did
Nicholas the K: i like lsu
Nicholas the K: theyre funny cuz theyre big and fat
Nick: I like to hug butts on occassion.
Nick: I got the nuts in my mouth.
RacinSamurai: im trying to explain why asians do better in school then mexicans
E1572518276: like when i was hitting on hester
E1572518276: i have a hard enough time getting girls and i don't think losing any teeth will help
Nick: I like the butt raping.
Ray: I see Nick's butt every morning.
Cat: I REALLY like black bananas.*
*You can infer whatever you want from this hehe.
lupin 0 1 3 2: i think this whole "Summer Job Opp" is just some elaborate ploy by nick to reaffirm his hold on his bitches
John: I am the penis master.
John: I am a penis.
Banshee: I NEED TO PEE SO BAD!
Nicholas the K: wat the world
Nicholas the K: needs now
Nicholas the K: is monkey pee
Nicholas the K: sweet monkey pee
Nick: Transformers, I make out with guys.
machiavellis2: i freakin hate doyle
machiavellis2: but i love his money
Ray: Protein in general smells like pee.
James: I suck hard balls.
Leland: ...so I creamed my pants.
James: Damn! You and creaming your pants dude!
elslammer: regular crap... crap on a bun, crap in corndog batter, crap with torillas, crap apples, crappy craps a lot, and CRAP*
*Dylan said this after I asked him what DeNeve had for lunch....and it's entirely true.
Nick: My butt crack is hairy. And I got a birthmark of South Africa on my butt.
Ray: Your brain jizzes.
Ray: So jizz comes out of your chin?
Thuy: This song makes me want two Mexicans.
RacinSamurai: dude, if i had a class with her or hester i would puke
Nick: I'm gonna go back to the room and just rub myself.
Ngo Worries: You just chattin on AIM?
E1572518276: and dowloading a bunch of shit
Ngo Worries: GGW?
Ngo Worries: Didn't you learn from your last computer?
E1572518276: hahaha
E1572518276: no buddy
Ngo Worries: Oh, so just Wild Party Girls?
Ngo Worries: Hahaha
E1572518276: haha
E1572518276: you know it
Nick: Watch Ray, in a month, you are going to want to tap this.*points at ass*
Kim: Are you eating dinner with Jason?
Ray: Yeah I'm gonna bang him.
dude itsme hiten: yeah i just took a dump it was good
dude itsme hiten: i love poop
dude itsme hiten: steph said she had a good poop today too
dude itsme hiten: man the poop today is good
Ray: I'm tired of getting raped. My ass hurts.
PranCnPonY142: well john likes amanda bynes so i dont trust his judgment
Skdnmstr: dude there are so many squirrels on the occ campus
Ngo Worries: Same with LA
Ngo Worries: I almost stepped on one
Skdnmstr: yeah
Skdnmstr: theyre fun to chase
elslammer: they'll be putting their milk in each others coco puffs
Ray: Aw I have to go jack off again.
*Note: This was taken totally out of context.
Ngo Worries: You trying to poop on me?
lupin 0 1 3 2: kinda
lupin 0 1 3 2: but it blew up in my face
Ngo Worries: Haha poop in your face
lupin 0 1 3 2: wouldn't be the first time
Ngo Worries: Delicious
Qpwoeirury: "NOOOO!!!" (sticks shlong into ass)
Skdnmstr: i have this superstition where if i take a shit that signifies im shitting out my knowledge
Skdnmstr: so i havent shit in 3 days
Brandon: I thought Butts Up was the game where we turned off all the lights and touched each other.
Nick: I wish a leprechaun would come. That way, I'd be happy again.
SgtPepper118: I would be crazed if I had poop in my pants
Ngo Worries: What are you up to?
Nicholas the K: trying not to poop my pants so i can eat more
Nick: I.........eat...........poop.
Nick: Your daisies are gaysies.
Ray: You know what? I have genital herpes.
Ray: I'll love UCLA if they have orgasms.
I know this doesn't even make sense but it was funny.
crayzee4yooh: we'd need speakers the size of california
(In reference to how to drown out the screeches of the Banshee)
Ray: I'm a guy, I'm just horny sometimes.
wOnumall: she needs to crap her pants take them off and wear them on her head
(In reference to the B4 Banshee of Doom)
Me: What the hell Ray? Did you just freakin wink at me?
Ray: ;-)
Ray: SC?!?
Me: You mean Sports Center?
Ray: ...oh.
Nick: Dude, Ray just checked me out.
Nick: Whatever man, I have freakin ice cream diarrhea.
hwnkdsclrngbk: i was teaching the gays how to dance.
Nick: This food makes me poop every twenty minutes, but it's not even poop, it's like little diarrheas.
Qpwoeirury: rape is bad :-*
skdnmstr: like she can go ape shit on u if u bust out a bag of cheetos
*In reference to H-Bomb
skdnmstr: yea but id rather be queer bait than beast bait
*Also in reference to H-Bomb
NhIaNwJkA: i heart your boobs too
NhIaNwJkA: ass-farting privileges are all yours
NhIaNwJkA: all i learned was how to get farted on in the face
NhIaNwJkA: the world should know i am a trained fart target
NhIaNwJkA: i know how to take a fart good
machiavellis2: eating
machiavellis2: pizza
machiavellis2: grease
machiavellis2: diarrhea
Qpwoeirury: basically they all point to me being gay...
Qpwoeirury: YAY SEMEN@@
Nicholas the K: youre like "oh i got a new amp and distortion pedal"
Nicholas the K: im like "i got a new hickory rocking chair and i just plucked a sweet grain of straw"
HbFoxyBaby: i keep gettin these random emails
HbFoxyBaby: askin if i want to enlarge my penis
Crunkjuis: yeah i hate fucking kids
DaAaAmTuUpAc: i work with the little kids...they call me michael jackson
Nicholas the K: so ive been doing terrible things all day to build up for confession
HbFoxyBaby: i love beatin up the dirty hoes
Netsurfr34: yeah i got a cousin who is sirfartsalot
Nicholas the K: you and richie beat me
Nicholas the K: like i dont eat as much as you or even close
Nicholas the K: you guys have your own level
skdnmstR: my weiner just ran away
skdnmstR: nick was throwin me gang signs in peters car
skdnmstR: i was about to check him but peter drove off like a bitch
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