C. Wurfspies , Sir Grog Eironhit van Tusk -------------------------------- "Bigfoot": Short funny comic strips about stupid stuff. 1. Bigfoot stumbles on a can. He looks ... at the can. Then he takes the can, goes to his garage and makes, handles and welds around with it. As he finnishes he holds the "masterpiece" up and you can see a comb. --------------------------- Characters: C-Point, Grog, Lord OutRage H., Bigfoot, Killa Kacmak (Kacmak Culturekill (Kültürkill), Katschmak Kaltschakil), -------------- about: = C-Point Wurfspies He wants to conquer the earth but first blow up the Reichstag. = Sir Grog Eironhit van Tusk III. He tries to change C-Points plans about blowing up the Reichstag. = Killa Kacmak He handles around with illegal stuff. "Killa Kacmak's Black Mall" = Bigfoot He is a pop-star. Good friend of Killa Kacmak. the story: C-Point steels a Caravan. On his way to the Reichstag he meets Grog. Every evil deed actually caused by C-Point and Grog always turn out like as they would have been caused by some-one else, like the Mafia or sometimes even actually innocent people. But as they finaly arrive at the Reichstag Grog finaly manages to change C-Points intentions about blowing up the Reichstag. But a dumb coincidence, a meteor maybe, causes a litle damage of the Reichstag, and somehow by mistake (!) the police "discovers" that the responsible are Grog and C-Point. C-Point and Grog go to jail. As they drive away in the police car, guess what C-Point says: C.: "I'm gonna blow up the Reichstag! I'm gonna blow up the Reichstag!!!" Grog: "And I'm gonna burn down the Reichstag !!! Die Reichstag! Die!!!" They escape from the prison and the journey begins from new. C.: "Grog, are you sleeping?" Grog: "No, I can't! There's a liddl fly asking me all the time if i'm sleeping!" C.: "Aye, nah shudda fuggupp! We brake out now." Grog: "Okay. But the food is good!" C.: "You can come back when we've blown up the Reichstag! And now move!" And there's always something with a dog. It seems to follow them everywhere. Even as they are on a ship. They decide to name him: Cockroach -------------------------------------------------------------------------- C. Wurfspies and Sir Grog Eironhit van Tusk in "That is a hot potato!" Jack is on holidays and Grog leads the shop for that time. C-Point goes into "Jack 'n' Grog's Lil' Storage". C.: "Anybody here?" Grog: "Wha'd'you want?" C.: "A jack and a tire. My car broke down." Grog: "Jack is on holidays. What tires do you need?" C.: "Oh, I dunno. Can ya take a look? Where is the dog?" Grog: "What??? Did Jack send you?" C.: "What? No! I don't know Jack!" Grog: "You don't know Jack. Why d'you ask then?" C.: "There is a sign on the front door. "Beware the dog" ." Grog: "Oh. That's just deco." (Grog comes from behind the counter to see for the tires.) C.: "So?" Grog: "Nice van! That will be 250 Deutsch-Marks." C.: "What? 250 ??? "Deutsch-Marks" ? I only have Euros, like the rest of Europe!" Grog: "It's o-k. But the stuff's old and the price-tags are stil in D-Marks." C.: "Old? I hope they won't fall off while I'm on the high-way!" Grog: "No, don't panic! If it was so I wouldn't be allowed to sell this!" C.: "Are you allowed?" Grog: "Funny! We are checked once in a month! Or so." C.: "Well okay. How much Euro is it then?" Grog: "Would be 130 then." C.: "Hey! That's more than 250 D-Marks!" Grog: "They're actually 270! It's just that I don't really care about the store!" C.: "Jack wouldn't like to hear that, I guess!" Grog: "So you know Jack!" C.: "No! But if I was him I wouldn't like to hear that, too!" Grog: "Okay, okay. There's your tire. Where's my money?" C.: "There. And I stil need a jack!" Grog: "Oh yeah, for the van. I made a joke about it." C.: "Yeah, I remember." Grog: "Was funny, wasn't it?" C.: "A litle." Grog: "Are you going on holidays?" C.: "No, it's more a mission, my destiny. I'm going to the Reichstag." Grog: "Cool! I've never been there! Can i come with you?" C.: "Well, I could need some help ... ." Grog: "So that means you take me with you?" C.: "Okay." Grog: "Great! Okay, wait." C.: "What are you doing?" Grog: "Help me with the tires. Maybe we'll need them!" C.: "You really don't care about the store!" Grog: "No! I told you!" C.: "Yeah." Grog: "Cool! then I can ... Have you fire?" C.: "What? What are you up to?" Grog: "I wanna burn down the shop. Are you shocked?" (C-Point gives a pack of matches to Grog.) C.: "No! It's funny! This just must be fortune! I wanna blow up the Reichstag!" Grog: "WHAT???" C.: "Are you shocked?" Grog: "A little. Won't be eas-a, I guess!" C.: "Maybe." (Grog takes out a match and enlightens some candles. Then he places the candles under the counter and puts some canisters of gas on it.) Grog: "Now move!" (Grog and C-Point get into C-Points caravan and the journey begins. As they look back they hear a bang and flames brake through the store's windows. C.: "That is a hot potato!" Grog: "Now the shop can sing: "I'm on fire!" !" C.: "Heh, that was funny!" Grog: "I wonder what Jack will do if he comes back from holidays!" Grog: "He will think I killed his dog!" C.: "So the sign wasn't just deco! Let me guess... " Grog: "No! It was like this; Jack had a dog. He left it and I had to look after it. Grog: "Then it ran away." C.: "Maybe if you talked to Jack he would understand." Grog: "You don't know Jack! That dog was like his wife! It's a litle complicated." C.: "Really?" Grog: "No. His wife died and the dog was everything she left." C.: "Oh." Grog: "... and we should get some tires." C.: "I thought you took some?" Grog: "Yeah, but not for the van. I don't trust them. It's just that they burn good and make a lot of smoke!" Will C-Point manage to blow up the Reichstag? Will Grog manage to change C-Points mind? Will Michael Jackson eat his son one day and will George Bush send the earth to nirvana? Will Elvis Presley ever die??? [a]: yes. [b]: partially or in pieces or both. [c]: no. or [d]: I don't wanna go to jail so I say nothing. or [e]: The question is unfair and I'm a wiener. Closing date is January. ------------------------------------- "Couch Potatoes" ----------------------------------- C-Point and Grog in "C is a Psycho" C-Point arranged a meeting with "Killa Kacmak", a black dealer. (Kacmak is flee in turkish) Killa Kacmak: "Hello, i'm Killa Kashmak. Vott kän i dü for yü?" C.: "The world is myne!!! Har, har, har!" Grog: "Not even your shoe is yours. That dog over there has it." C.: "Damn dog! Give back mea my shoey!" (C. runs after the dog.) Grog: "I just can't understand how somebody doesn't notice when his shoe is beeing stolen." -------------------------------------