"I was sick, I couldn't sleep last night"-Brian's dad, the day after the Sox won the AL Championship

"Yeah, who gives a fuck?"-Brian's dad after seeing a Sox souvenir stand

"I still want to know what the fuck that Ryne Sandberg is smoking"-Brian's dad, completely out of the blue, in refrence to Ryne saying it's OK to be a Sox fan

"I tip my hat to Governor Blegojavich, at least he'll never put on a Sox hat"-Brian's dad, after seeing something that had nothing to do with the Sox

"I fucking hate that team"-Brian's dad, while listening to The Doors' "Break on through"

"Yeah, but you had to knock her up to get her"-Brian's response to Joe's verbal observation that he, at least, doesn't have a mailorder bride(yes, they are still friends) .

"Last night, you slept like a...death...god"-Po (Brian's wife) to Brian, referring to his sound state of sleep, and possible wailing

"Shit, it's like a 5.11 move to get into my bed"-Brian's roommate, Todd, referring to the lack of anything to climb into his bed, 6 feet off the ground.

"It smells like someone green'd their pants" -Paul, after someone let out a really nasty fart while Matt,Brian, Joe, and he were at a Pizza place like 3 years ago.

"Oh sick, you Halloween motherfucker" -Joe, to Paul, after Paul farted and it smelled like pumpkins.

"Yeah, you could (in a very aggreable tone)...then you could put it right the fuck back down and find something else"-Joe, to dan, after Dan suggested he could pick up a stick to spread peanut-butter

"Yeah, sure" -Brian, while working, after taking the phrase "can I help you" a little to literally in a place that he clearly wasnt welcome

"Now I know how a [black dude] felt in the 60's"-Joe, while playing Mario Party 2 as Donkey Kong, and being the only player not to get coins after a "mini-game"

"We could bulldoze the crap out of shit" - The reason my dad offered my mom for buying a Bobcat that's for sale

"So, your girlfriend's a teletubbie?" - Brian's uncle to Brian

"Who the fuck designed these controls?.....I'd like to move left and right.........on their ass..............with a knife"-Joe, in reference to the game "Medal of Honor: Frontline", and strafing left and right with the PS2 controller

"Dude, duct-tape holds SNOW together..."-Paul, in reference to the, um...hold-ablity of duct-tape

"There's obvious nazi undertones to this song"-Brian, while listening to (I think) Bing Crosby sing "White Christmas", in the movie "White Christmas"

"Yeah...mathmatician metal"-Matt, after it was suggested that Propagandhi's "Today's Empires, Tomarrows Ashes" was a very "metal" CD

"hey...Hi-Five"-Dan, while showing his palm to Matt, shortly after the afformentioned "metal" Statement

"Miner Threat...and our symbol is a dead canary"-Brian, to some kid who asked him what the name of the band was

"It's a fuckin sausage factory on here"-Rachel, to Brian, referring to the strong, homosexual-looking, male pressence on the Blue Line.

"Sorry about your child"-Brian, to a young african-american couple, vainly attempting to apologize for swearing in front of their child

"You want to know why I dont have AIDS?...I dont fuck around. It's as simple as that."-Kurt Vonnegut

"What the FUCK d'you say?"-the male component of a young african american couple, obviously taking offense to something that Brian said

"That guitar amp made a nastier difference then anything I've ever been born with"-Joe, after we recorded...damn...who knows what the fuck he was thinking

"Aww dude, polar bears kill whales like that" - our friend Matt, after seeing a sea-gull catch a fish

"That's a metaphor for our whole relationship" - Brian, to Lauren, after they chose different ways of walking around a tree in the mall.

"What the fuck is 'o, pen'?" - Brian, after seing an "Open" sign

"We should go back to Canadia" - our friend Paul, expressing his favoring for Canada

"Is that butter?" - Dano after seeing joe's mom's white sculpture of Jesus and friends

"That just seems so unnatural" -Dano, after brian said "I had to walk home today"