The Outlaw Smash
There is some really crappy music out there and also many songs or bands that just get over played way too much. Well, we take care of that problem. We give you the "Outlaw Smash", where we will take a cd of a band, whether popular or not, and just trash the cd on the air. No band is safe. No song is safe. The cd will be smashed for the following reasons:
1.The band sucks
2.The song sucks
3.Or we just don't like it for whatever reason we decide on
We will smash any cd we can, any way we can. If you want a song or band cd smashed, just e-mail us and let us know who or what it is.
7/10/01
Band:
Ass Ponies
CD: self titled CD
Our reason: dumb name for a band and all their songs suck
How they were destroyed: Smashed against the console
8/2/01
Band:
Stone Coyotes
CD: self titled CD
Our reason: dumb name for a band, all their songs suck, singer is quote "ass-crack ugly"
How they were destroyed: Thrown against the wall
8/14/01
Band:
Kilgore Trout
CD: 340lbs. of Balls
Our reason: dumb name for a band, dumb name for a CD "340lbs. of Balls", all their songs suck and their lyrics are horrible
How they were destroyed: Smashed against the console
7/5/01
Band:
Limp Bizkit
CD: Rollin' CD single
Our reason
: the most over-played, over-hyped, no talent band in the world and they have no originality. Oh, and we don't like them!
How they were destroyed: Smashed against the console
10/10/01
Band:
Ben Folds
CD: Rockin' the Suburbs
Our reason: dumb name for a person, sounds like a porn movie, all the songs suck and the lyrics are horrible
How they were destroyed: Thrown against the radio station door
12/5/01
Band:
R.E.M.
CD: The Other Side (single)
Our reason: Hate the band , their songs suck and Michael Stipe is a whiny little bitch
How they were destroyed: First the CD was nailed to a 2x4 and then penetrated with a power drill
12/5/01
Band:
Mariah Carey
CD: Rainbow
Our reason: Hate her, she's a whiny little bitch and we didn't have the new CD to smash.
How they were destroyed: The CD and cover were both penetrated with a power drill
12/20/01
Band:
Kittie
CD: Oracle
Our reason: Hate the band , their songs suck and these girls should learn how to play before they write their next CD (he is a hint, just because you are on a record label doesn't mean your good)
How they were destroyed: Penetrated with a power drill (like they haven't been penetrated before)
5/15/02
Band:
Eminem
CD: The Marshall Mathers LP
Our reason: Don't like him , think he is the Vanilla Ice of the 21rst Century and not a fan of rap music
How they were destroyed: Penetrated with a power drill and then smashed against console
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